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Follow me, ma'am.

Here, ma'am, 72.

- Are you joking? - No, ma'am, this is your bag, right?

Yes, but I got a 1st class cabin, not a dormitory.

A collective cabin, exclusively reserved for ladies.

- Lucky for me. - Sorry, it's not our fault.

The agency must have made a mistake. Verify it yourself.

See, place 72, deck 3. It's here, ma'am.

Yes, but I paid for a 1st class ticket!

Then all I can do is cancel the ticket.

But you'll have to wait until next week to go 1st class. July 18th.

No thanks, I prefer the dorm!

At your service, ma'am. Bon voyage.

- Thank you. - I reserved in 1st class, too.

What imbeciles. Incompetents.

- Do you have a comb I can borrow? - Of course.

- Here. - Thank you.

See you later.

He doesn't know I'm coming. I'd like to call him now.

Call him?

Yes, my husband.

- Ancl where is your husband? - Hong Kong.

I don't know if you know this, but you can't call from here.

You only send messages with this.

Yes, I meant send a message.

But that's not really the same thing.

You must be three miles from the coast to send a message.

But you need a special permission from the Commander.

It's maritime law, I can do nothing.

They already put me on the 3rd deck instead of 1st class.

- Also maritime law? - What?

You, in the dorm? That's ridiculous.

- Please sit down. - Thank you.

You should have asked for Igor.

- Igor. - Yes, I'm Igor.

When something's wrong on the ship, you ask for Igor and it'll be okay.

Such as tonight, you'll sleep in my cabin.

- That's very nice. Ancl you? - I...

Wherever, on a deck chair or in the Pasha's bathtub.

Write your message down here.

I'll send it out top priority.

Beautiful, sensual handwriting.

Written by no less beautiful hands.

Thank you.

Don't fill that out, I'll take care of it.

Has it been long since you've seen your husband?

- Two months. - That's a long time.

Is that maritime law too?

If you change your mind, don't hesitate. Cabin 8, deck one.

Bitch...

Are you okay?

N0.

- You're sick? - No, no.

- Here. - No, thank you, I'm not thirsty.

What's wrong then?

This place scares me.

What did you say? I can't hear you.

I'm scared.

But there's no reason for that.

Yes. All these women...

Three women took me. Do you understand?

N0.

I was raped. I was raped by three women.

- Here? - No, not here. In Macao.

I was in boarding school. I was 16.

A virgin.

I'd never had an orgasm.

One night, I was in the library with a few girls. Three girls.

They were laughing. Three Filipinos.

One held my arms behind my back...

another held my face.

She kissed me on the mouth.

I wanted to bite her, but I was scared.

I felt a hand under my dress, in my panties.

I didn't want to.

Then they all caressed me at once.

I felt fingers enter me, hard, very hard.

I came.

It was all over school.

Then, when girls came into my bed, I liked it.

Do you understand?

- Chang. - Hi, ma'am, we weren't expecting you.

- I know. No problem. Where's Mr. Jean? - On the veranda.

Thanks.

You have soft hands, my little Wong.

Continue.

Oh, yes, Mr. Jean. I'll continue.

- Does that feel good, Mr. Jean? - Yes.

That's very good.

Very good...

Mrs. Jean.

You have a nice moustache, Mr. Engineer, but it stings.

- You wanted me to grow it. - That's true.

- It looks good on you. - Do you think so?

I thought you'll arrive in 10 clays.

- It's almost been two months, Jean. - 63 clays, to be precise.

I couldn't stand it. I took the first boat.

- Ah, yes? - Yes.

I hope you've adventures to tell me about.

Oh, a lot.

Like what?

The adventures of a single woman in Bangkok.

Exciting?

Very exciting...

Come on.

I'm waiting for Wong to finish shaving me.

- I'm going up. - See you soon.

Wong...

Hi. You know, it's dangerous if the fan falls in the water.

Yes. I like bathing dangerously.

- What are you doing here? - I'm taking a bath.

Sorry, I forgot. Have you met?

- Not yet, but she saved my life. - She's Emmanuelle.

- Your wife? - Yes.

Pleased to meet you, ma'am.

- Pleased to meet you, mister... - Christopher.

Christopher? Are you English?

- A bit, by the women. Half and half. - Go back to your pool, Lindbergh...

- Is it Christopher or Lindbergh? - Lindbergh. He's a pilot, you know.

A pilot! You always sleep with your propeller?

Yes, it's a real love story. I'll tell you.

Yes, another time, huh? Are you coming?

- See you. - See you.

- What's up with the plane? - Nothing, he deals a bit.

- Opium? - No, art, I think.

Isn't it risky having him here?

Not at all, don't worry.

- Is he staying long? - No, a few clays.

Fuck me.

Dressed so I'd undress you?

No, I have a meeting, I have to cancel it.

Hello?

Hello, Miss.

I've a meeting with Mr. Piang in half an hour.

Would it be possible to reschedule it?

Because...

Because...

Because his wife hasn't fucked him in two months.

Are you crazy?

What? N0, it's a mistake. Someone else must be on the line.

Yes. He already left? Too bad. Thank you.

What is it?

Do you want me to make love to you for five minutes?

Now Hong Kong won't be thirsty anymore.

- I hope you like my article. - Very nice. You exaggerate.

I have to go now. Thanks for the cigar.

Bye, ma'am.

- Bye, sir. See you soon. - See you.

Do you like me? Not bad, front page.

Not bad at all.

Don't you think you should shave the moustache?

No, you think?

So go on. A French girl? Pretty?

Yes, with great breasts and a fantastic body.

- Ancl you were the one who... - No, she did.

She started off by telling me a boring rape story to turn me on.

- This was in the dormitory? - Yes.

- And no one saw you? - Yes...

- Where have you been three clays? - My wife, Emmanuelle.

- Emmanuelle, Laura. - Hi.

Hello.

- Good or bad? - Bad, obviously.

- Want a drink? - No, somebody's waiting for me.

I forgot to confirm for dinner at Peter's tomorrow.

- Bring Emmanuelle. - With pleasure, ma'am.

Oh, yes... Yes.

- Bring Emmanuelle along. - With pleasure, Madame.

- See you tomorrow. - See you.

See you tomorrow.

- Who's this Peter? - Peter's the man Laura lives with.

And Laura...

- Did you do her? - Yeah.

- Was it good? - Yeah, very good.

In water.

- In water? In a bathtub? - No, in the sea.

The sea...

- Like fish? - Yeah, like fish.

- It's hard? - Very.

Ancl did you two come under water?

Yes.

Look at me.

Look...

Come here.

Come.

- I love you. - Me too.

Breakfast!

You have to eat it all. Ma'am said you lost weight.

- What is this? - Porridge, eggs and bacon...

toast with honey and passion fruit.

The special overworked frog man menu.

- There's the irony. - Don't think I'm jealous...

but it seems to me that your mermaid...

has the exclusivity on intoxicating depths...

while I get the bathtub or the shower.

Speaking of my mermaid, we eat at Peter's tonight.

- Remember? - Peter?

Yes, the friend of the... of Laura.

Has your little Laura clone this for you?

N0.

I'd rather stay here.

Me too, but it's too late. Too bad.

You know, Peter researches Asian music for UNESCO.

His parties aren't bad. Come on, make me happy.

Wear your blue dress.

Isn't it a bit too sexy?

I can't, it's in my suitcase.

You can ask Wong to take you to town to buy a dress.

What if I asked Christopher instead?

Why not? He'll love it, it's right up his alley.

- They're really pretty. - Yeah.

You really like Asian woman, don't you?

Did Jean tell you?

Yes sir, I know all about you.

I know that every night you go to a place with questionable reputation called...

- The Emerald Garden. - The Jade Garden.

Oh, the Jade Garden.

And I know that white women scare you.

They don't scare me, I just like yellow ones better.

You can't tell your best friend anything without him repeating everything to his wife.

I thought it'd stay between us.

I'm Jean's best friend, and we share everything.

It's different with a woman.

Well, you see, it doesn't bother me that you're a man, quite the contrary.

I could tell you you're sexy.

My little Christopher, I think you're very sexy.

Don't be ridiculous. Me, sexy?

Yes, you have a nice smile, great teeth...

a large nose, which indicates virility.

As does the neck, the shoulders... Everything. Very sexy.

- Hey, do you think I'm sexy? - Want me to punch you?

Good morning.

What's that for?

This is not for you. Good for very old Chinese gentlemen.

I have something for you. Wait.

This is for you. For beautiful ladies like you. Try it.

- That's for my hair? - Yes.

- For the hair on her butt. - Will you mind your own business?

No. Very good, very good. Magic.

Give me your hand.

Beautiful hands.

Feel good? You like? Really good?

Let's go, this is a trap, a prank store.

Ancl the good magic?

- Feel good? Okay? - That tickles.

Okay. We take your stuff.

Beautiful lady. Now try acupuncture for happiness.

- But I'm already happy. - No, no, no. This is very special.

For women only. First floor.

- Come with me. - Where?

- It's on the first floor. - Okay?

' Okay? ' Okay,

Come.

Come on.

- I'm scared. - We can still leave.

I like being scared.

Fantastic, isn't it?

Aquatic...

like little fish.

Jean told me.

And?

It seems you swim well.

So does Jean.

Yes, I know. He's talented.

And has good taste.

- You're very pretty. - Thanks.

- Bastard. Why'd you tell her? - I tell her everything.

And she's not jealous?

She's intelligent.

- That was great. - I knew very well you'd enjoy it.

My daughter promised to join the dancers, but as usual, she let me down.

That young girl over there?

Yes, that's the little idiot over there. Anna-Maria.

So I'll just repeat that you have a lovely house.

Ancl I'll repeat again that you're a lovely girl.

Thank you.

Thank you. Excuse me, please.

- Good evening. - Good evening, ma'am.

It seems you refused to dance tonight?

Yes, my dad's furious. He'll get over it.

Would you make a spectacle of yourself in front of tourists?

I would if I danced like that, why not?

It's easy.

All you need are two fans and a very good teacher.

- Would you like to see the school? - I would like that.

Did you like the show?

Yes, very much.

Yet they kept messing up.

- Be available if we need you. - Of course.

Good morning.

- Can I do something for you? - You're very kind. Thank you, no.

- Something wrong? - Nothing at all. Don't worry.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- What'd the inspector want? - Nothing, it's a little visa problem.

The police are interested in you lately.

Really? What now?

An inspector came by the office and asked about you.

What did you say?

- I vouched for you. - Nice of you.

It's the Boy Scout in me. I do a good deed per day.

- It's not serious, I hope? - No, don't worry.

Isn't that my shirt?

I didn't notice, I swear.

It's ruined.

- Take a look. - Snap out of it.

- Want a beer? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Thanks.

- You caress it like a woman. - That's funny.

Tang Ling at Jade Garden said I caress her like a prop.

Regarding the visit of those two men you saw earlier...

I need to stay a bit longer than I thought.

Is four more clays okay with you? Do I disturb you?

You're kidding.

- How's Emmanuelle? - She's fine.

Must be the special acupuncture. I think she'll go back to that pharmacy.

- If she liked it. - She seemed to like it a lot.

You don't mind an old man made her come with needles?

Emmanuelle does as she likes.

If someone jumps her, it's okay with you?

- First, no one jumps her. - What do you call it then?

- She chooses. - That's just talk.

Listen, I have no rights over Emmanuelle.

She's free to do what she likes. And so am I.

You two are strange.

It's too much for you?

You'll never get it into your stubborn little head.

Oh, hello.

I'm sorry, madam. One mustn't disturb the students when they're in their lessons.

You have to wait in the study here.

- See you later. - Okay

Okay, that's it.

Stretch your arms a bit more.

Now arch your back. That's right.

More than that.

As low as you can get.

Pearl, bend your right leg more.

Watch it, watch it.

Put your weight on your knees. That's it, on your knees.

A bit lower.

That's it, that's it.

Keep that position.

Anna-Maria, lift your head.

Very good.

Sorry about earlier.

Naim's often rude to visitors.

- Are you still coming to class? - Maybe.

- You think he's handsome? - He's very handsome, your teacher.

- He's your boyfriend? - No, not at all.

All the girls love him, but not me.

- Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes, his name is Sam.

He really loves me.

Want to go talk about him over a cup of tea?

- Oh, yeah, okay. - Come on then.

Imagine the effort, the continual effort boys make.

Pick-up lines, eye contact, pounding hearts...

All that to slip a hand in a girl's pants.

That's all they think of.

Us too, no?

I'm always asking myself how they'd try.

It turns me on.

Is Jean your first love?

My first love, but not the first one I made love to.

The first time, it was a boy.

I remember, his jackets were always too big.

He was the nicest guy.

He was so clumsy.

He was unsure of himself, but I said he was great.

- Were you with him long? - Not really.

It was just to lose my virginity.

And then?

I waited six months before doing it again.

That one gave me my first orgasm.

- Want to come over? - No, I'm a bit tired. Next time.

You're not going further with Sam?

- No. - So what do you do?

- We kiss. - That's it?

Yes.

Doesn't he want to go further?

N0.

You little liar. There's no Sam.

N0.

I'm dumb.

I invent stories about boys, stupid dream.

- While touching yourself? - No.

Yes... Sometimes.

- Ma'am, your husband has a call. - Yes, but he's playing right now.

Okay, I'll go.

- Hi, beautiful. - Hi, Jean.

- Is Laura here? - Yes.

You love Laura, don't you?

N0. What makes you think that?

Nothing.

I really like Emmanuelle.

But there's something about you two I don't get.

You play with love.

If you mean we sleep around, and call that playing...

then yes, we play.

- It's dangerous, isn't it? - No.

Sex isn't dangerous, love is.

Here's a secret: I don't love Laura, I love Emmanuelle.

And if you fall in love one clay?

Well, that's a risk, I like risks. So does Emmanuelle.

- She knows about Laura? - Yes, I don't hide anything.

- It's how a couple should act, isn't it? - I don't know.

No lies, even by omission.

I've no rights over Emmanuelle. Her pleasure is mine.

So, you're flirting?

Oh, shit...

Incredible. That's all I needed.

- What's wrong? - Did you hear about Nina?

N0.

- Is she a singer? - It's a force 8 typhoon.

Over Formosa, it'll be here in three clays.

I always wondered why they give that shit women's names.

- Why? Is it bad for you? - No, but I have to leave fast.

I have two clays to take off. Then it's impossible.

- Where will you go? - Australia.

- A problem? - No, I don't think so.

A typhoon doesn't worry you?

The drilling station's okay. May inspect it.

Another time.

Okay. Gotta go to the hangar. Bye.

- Hey! - What?

- Don't forget your prop. - No. Thanks.

Oh, my God, it's hotter in here than it is outside.

I know, what heat...

I slept all clay. I couldn't even hold a pencil.

Take us to the baths?

Ah, yes, good idea.

COming?

No, you two go on. I can't move.

Be nice, Anna-Maria, I want you to come.

Do me the favor.

Well, are you coming?

Which one do you want?

I don't know. Whichever.

- I've chosen. - Be nice, let Anna-Maria pick.

It's her first time here.

Well, which one?

That one, I think. The one on the right. Can I?

Of course.

I'd have picked that one.

I'm not surprised.

Are you haPPV?

I'm happy you're here.

That both of you are here.

- There you are. - Yes.

I looked everywhere for you.

- Surprise, I'm going with you. - That's impossible.

- Why? - I have to work.

It's not nice there.

- I'm leaving with you. - Don't be stubborn. Okay?

Not okay. Let's go.

You know what?

- What? - I have a surprise for you.

- A real one. - What surprise?

Pack your bags, we're leaving tomorrow.

Where to?

Bali.

Bali?

That's fantastic.

- Are you happy? - Yes.

- Okay, I'll leave you alone. - All right.

Bye.

The bags are ready, ma'am. Here's your red dress.

I think I'll order a white dress with red stripes.

No, brown.

Wong, bring my wig. I have an idea.

There, Mrs. Jean, now you're a real girl from heaven.

You think so?

Now Mrs. Jean is prettiest Chinese girl in Hong Kong.

Hello.

- G000' evening, ma 'am. - Good evening.

Is Mr. Christopher there?

No, sir, hold on a moment.

Do you know where Mr. Christopher is?

Hello, sir. I don't know where he is.

It's very urgent. Very urgent.

He must contact Mr. Ming. Understand? Ming. Quick/y.

Otherwise he '//. .. Just te// him t0 contact Ming. Thats it.

Good night; ma 'am.

Listen, it's very important. You sure don't know where Christopher is?

- Maybe in Jade Garden, ma'am. - Jade Garden. Is it far?

- No, very close. - Okay. Listen, I'll explain:

You go there and find Mr. Christopher.

Tell him Ming called, Mr. Ming.

No, ma'am, I can't go to Jade Garden.

- Why not? - I'm scared.

- Can I go upstairs, please? - No, no. You can't.

- But my friend's inside. - No, no.

You have to be with somebody to go inside. Can I help you?

N0, thanks, I'll handle it.

- I'm looking for a date. - She's looking for a date.

- Oh, yes, yes! - She's my sister!

All right, man, hold this.

Christopher!

Why're you here, dressed as a whore?

- Ming called! - So?

Sorry.

He said you had to call him. It's very urgent.

Screw Ming. This place excites you?

What's with you?

Is it this manly fair that puts you in this state?

Is it illegal to get excited, or just reserved for men?

The whores here are paid to make other people come.

The poor whores.

They're just machines to fuck for you.

You think you hate them, but they just scare you.

Come on, she's with me, okay?

Get out.

What's this?

We pay for girls with it.

Do you realize you're paying for girls with casino chips?

- Don't you think it's pathetic? - Are you clone yelling at me?

Let's go home. You know I leave tomorrow.

I'm staying, I want to make love.

Me too.

Too late Christopher. I really wanted you...

but I make love to whom I want, when I want. Bye.

Oh, it's the immaculate virgin.

- Why are you here at this hour? - I don't get along with clad.

- I left home. - Finally. Bravo.

- Are you leaving? - Yes.

Can you hand me that shirt?

You're lucky I'm going.

I'd love to get you between the sheets.

You too?

Yeah, me too.

Thank Jean for his shirt.

Ancl Emmanuelle for her moral lessons.

Emmanuelle gave you lessons in morality?

Yes, sweetie, a real philosophy professor.

This is for the road.

Come on, you're not gonna cry.

What are you afraid of? Men still?

You're 18, you're pretty, superb.

Among all the toads, you'll meet Prince Charming one clay.

Come on.

- Bye, cutie. - Bye.

Oh, Emmanuelle...

I didn't want to wake you.

I got into a fight with my clad. I left home.

I didn't know where to go.

You were right to come here.

- You'll tell me about it. - Your dress is cute.

- Christopher left. - I know.

I'm sad.

Things will work out. We're going to Bali tomorrow.

You'll come with us.

Jean's not sleeping here tonight.

Do you want to sleep with me?

N0.

I'd rather stay here.

I'm fine, I promise.

Hello.

Why is Anna-Maria sleeping in the living room?

She had a fight with her clad, and wanted to sleep on the sofa.

I'm beat.

She's coming to Bali with us.

- You look great. - Yeah, I'm good.

I went to the Jade Garden last night.

- I saw Christopher. - He didn't leave?

He did.

Ancl you slept with him?

N0.

Well, what did you do?

What did I do?

- I slept with three men. - Really?

- Was it good? - I'll show you.

- Did you get paid? - Yes.

How much?

- A lot. - Yes?

Yes.

Tell me.

G0 on, tell me.

Tell me, that boy who's with Anna-Maria all the time...

- Who? Michael? - Yes, Michael.

She likes him, huh?

- Are you jealous? - No, I just want her.

She excites me.

What did you say?

I said, Anna-Maria excites me.

Do you think she likes you?

- Are you gonna answer? - You must ask her.

- How about her eyes? - Blue.

Ancl her nose, her mouth...

Stop, you're turning me on!

- Her legs, her breasts... - Stop it, I can't take it!

- Are you sure? Come on then. - I'm coming.

Those little sluts.

- Is it true what you said? - No, not at all.

You're ugly. I don't like you.

- I hate you. - Me too.