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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,840 The magic of childhood is always forgot. 2 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,500 But this is the story of one who did not. 3 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:56,750 Morning. Er… 4 00:01:58,670 --> 00:01:59,960 Evening. Hey. 5 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,580 Sorry. Er… 6 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:06,590 I, erm, saved you some pasta sauce. 7 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,090 Mm. 8 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,290 Mwah. 9 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,250 -Hi. -Hi. 10 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,410 Whoa. 11 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,710 Whoa, are you okay? 12 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,920 What… What happened at work? 13 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,250 Did they cancel the fridge you've been working on? 14 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:21,760 No, they approved it. 15 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,710 Well, that's great. 16 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:25,460 No, it isn't. 17 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,710 Why not? It's amazing. I love this thing. 18 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:29,580 This knows me better than I know myself. 19 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:32,040 Round about this time, Timothy likes wine. 20 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,790 Doesn't know me that well. 21 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,000 No, it knows you because 22 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,370 they've put a camera behind this panel here 23 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,460 to monitor people's eating and drinking habits 24 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,620 -without their permission. -No! 25 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,000 I told them it had to go, but they refused. 26 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:51,340 So, I quit. 27 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:55,500 -Good for you. That's… -No, it's not good. 28 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,170 This is bad, Tim. 29 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:00,210 I don't… I don't think this is bad. 30 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,910 The company wants the flat back, 31 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,670 and the car. Everything. 32 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,080 We're homeless. 33 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:10,340 Okay, it's borderline bad. 34 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,250 I'm gonna have to tell Mum. 35 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,460 She's gonna be so disappointed in me. 36 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:19,210 No one has any right to be disappointed in you. 37 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,910 -Well, you should be. -What? 38 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,670 I work and you look after the kids. That's the deal. 39 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:26,540 Have you… Have you met our kids lately? 40 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:29,460 -No devices at the table. 41 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,540 Beth, come on. 42 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,800 -Dinner's ready, sweetie. 43 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,380 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put it in the scratchel, please. 44 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,710 -The what? -Oh, it's a screen satchel. 45 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:38,880 I made them myself. 46 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,080 -Out of oven gloves. -Oven gloves? 47 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:42,920 You really need to get a job. 48 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,750 Beth is… 49 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,380 I think she might be an influencer. 50 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,080 Okay, tonight, I thought 51 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,710 we could play some games together after dinner. 52 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,120 -Not real-life games? -Yeah, real-life games. 53 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,630 I'm too old for games. 54 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,920 Okay. Well, how about a little bit of dancing? 55 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,540 -We all hate dancing. 56 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,130 Okay. But, first, 57 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,040 we have a-spaghetti à la Thompson. 58 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:03,420 Just like-a Mamma used to make. 59 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,870 Your mum isn't even Italian. 60 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,040 Hey, I'm talking about my way-back mamma. 61 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,300 Joe's a cyborg. 62 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,000 -Guys, can we… 63 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,960 Kill, kill, kill! 64 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,870 Come on, mind blast, mind blast, mind blast! 65 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,630 And Fran, I don't remember 66 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,040 the last time I heard Sweet Frannie speak. 67 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,290 I just feel like 68 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,090 their childhood is just… 69 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:29,050 it's slipping away. I feel like I'm failing them. 70 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:31,880 How did we end up here? 71 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:35,540 -If we hadn't had kids… -No, don't… don't say that. 72 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,750 No, we could just run away 73 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,260 and we could just start a new life. 74 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:46,000 Maybe we can all just run away. 75 00:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,130 Mm. 76 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:50,120 -What are you doing? -Would you like some wine? 77 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,080 Not now, Fridge! Ah! 78 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:58,920 The dream binder. 79 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:01,330 This is serious, Tim. 80 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,710 Polly, we need this. 81 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:05,870 And the kids need this. This is… 82 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,000 the soluzione. 83 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:10,750 One of our dreams from 15 years ago? 84 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,960 Si. Correct. 85 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:14,160 …zione. 86 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,920 Which one? 87 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,170 -Oh, that dream. 88 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:39,840 The countryside? 89 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,790 Have you gone completely insane? 90 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,210 -What about my friends? -Will there be Wi-Fi? 91 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:46,960 Don't need it. Look, I brought everyone books. 92 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,250 Books? 93 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,380 Si. 94 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,000 I can't believe you let him talk you into this, Mum. 95 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,960 This is the oppression of the patriarchy right here. 96 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,040 Beth, your dad and I are 97 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,590 totally united on this. Okay? 98 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,210 Why don't we ask Grandma for money? 99 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:00,870 No, no. We've decided 100 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,960 we're not gonna tell Grandma about this right now. 101 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,210 Because she called Dad a loser? 102 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,580 Your grandma thinks that everyone's a loser. 103 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:07,880 Especially me. 104 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,830 This is a disaster. 105 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,710 It's gonna be tough, but you're just gonna have 106 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,910 to trust us on this, okay? 107 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,460 But seriously, will there be Wi-Fi? 108 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:16,160 -You know what? Give me that. -No. 109 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:17,870 This is a big change. 110 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,290 It's true. You're right. 111 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,710 But I just have this feeling 112 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:24,660 that it might be just kind of amazing. 113 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,880 There's this wood where we're going, 114 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,330 and it's full of the most beautiful big trees. 115 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,540 Great. Trees. 116 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:34,960 Literally the most boring things in the world. 117 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,380 My 5G is going! 118 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,790 I only have 3G! 119 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,420 I've only got 2G. 120 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,750 What's less than two? One. 121 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,090 1G? 122 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:50,880 -A G? What even is that? -Er, so sorry. Excuse me, sir. 123 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,330 -Any taxis around here? -Nope. 124 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,130 No, it's all right, love. I've got it. Erm… 125 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,000 Now are there any taxis? 126 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,090 Nope. 127 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,210 Oh. 128 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:09,370 So… 129 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:10,960 -Yeah. -Okay. 130 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,160 We'll just walk. We'll walk. 131 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,840 My legs feel funny. 132 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,460 They feel all achy. 133 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:44,370 Oh, yeah, that's, erm… 134 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,000 That's exercise, Joe. 135 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:48,130 Here, you grab… grab an apricot, 136 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,750 and that's gonna boost your energy. 137 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,630 -No, no, no. It's good. 138 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,170 It tastes unhealthy. 139 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,710 If it tastes unhealthy, it means it's healthy. 140 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,660 It's gonna add bulk to your stool. 141 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,460 Fran! Goodness, I thought we'd lost you. 142 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,750 Come on, darling. Catch up. 143 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,170 If we're poor now, how can we even afford this place? 144 00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:41,830 Oh. Well, the farmer said 145 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,090 we can pay him at the end of the summer. 146 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,590 During which time, we… 147 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:47,630 Grow tomatoes. 148 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,830 And there it is! Your answer to everything. 149 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,540 The microclimate here, Beth, it directly mirrors 150 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,000 this little town in northern Italy 151 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,670 -where my family are… -Not from. 152 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:58,120 We're gonna make my pasta sauce, 153 00:08:58,790 --> 00:08:59,750 we're gonna sell it. 154 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,590 And then we give the farmer his £20,000, 155 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,750 and then the place is ours. 156 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,880 What kind of house only costs £20,000? 157 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,500 A house that is not a house. 158 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,510 Wow, it really is just a barn. 159 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:22,590 -With huge potential. 160 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:32,170 Okay. 161 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,330 Wow. 162 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:46,910 It's good. 163 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:49,710 -Oh. 164 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:52,000 Mm. Ooh, look at this. 165 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,590 This is a cosy spot. 166 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:54,920 Cosy trailer. 167 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,370 - What? 168 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,880 -What? What? -Is it a rat? 169 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,500 There's not even any electricity! 170 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,670 -Beth. 171 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,290 How am I supposed to charge my phone? 172 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,670 Look at this! 173 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:07,960 A landline. 174 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,710 Trusty old steam phone. 175 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:13,000 -Doesn't work. -I don't understand. 176 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,710 Have we gone back in time? 177 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,870 I'm gonna get the electricity sorted. 178 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,250 -Okay? -Tim? 179 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,460 Yeah. 180 00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:25,010 Is this the kitchen? 181 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:28,750 Yeah. 182 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,670 -I love the kitchen. -I love it, too. 183 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:35,210 And the… This is the dining area. 184 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,580 -Mm-hmm. -Yummy, yum-yum. 185 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:39,170 And then the sort of living area over there. 186 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,960 -Yeah. -Why is there a tractor in it? 187 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,370 Good question, that, actually. 188 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,790 Oh, my God! Who's that? 189 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,000 Oh, it's okay. It's just the farmer. 190 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,460 All right… 191 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,830 -Hi. 192 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,380 How you doing? You must be Brian. 193 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,880 That's right. How's it… 194 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,540 - Yeah. Yeah. -Right, now… 195 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,750 …you've got a set of duvets 196 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,260 and all that and bill and pap and whatnot up in there, 197 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,050 get yourselves some kip and that. 198 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,750 After that, it's all on you. 199 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,210 -Yeah. -What did he just say? 200 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,370 No idea. 201 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,130 Hi. Erm, excuse me. 202 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,880 Oh, he's a little man, in't he? 203 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,290 Hi, little one. 204 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,380 Do… Do… do you have any Wi-Fi? 205 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,710 -Huh? 206 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:18,960 Wi-Fi. 207 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,080 Wi-Fi? 208 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,170 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 209 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:24,670 Wi-Fi, 'course I got Wi-Fi. 210 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,870 -Oh, great. -Me, I love Wi-Fi. 211 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,790 Oh, yeah, I get Wi-Fi. 212 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,000 -Oh, yeah, I'll get Wi-Fi. -Okay, okay. 213 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,170 See? I told you, we're not in the Dark Ages out here. 214 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,330 It's gonna be fine. 215 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,080 Here's Wi-Fi. 216 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:37,920 -Hello. 217 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,460 -I'm Bella. Brian's wife-aye. -Oh. 218 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,660 Yeah, we spoke on the phone. 219 00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:46,250 -Yeah, Bella. Of course. -Oh, Brian's wife… aye. 220 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,960 - Aye! -Oh, I… Now I get it. 221 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,580 We'll leave youse to it. Let you get yourselves 222 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,420 all cosy and that. 223 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,960 Oh. Just remember, close your windows at night 224 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,040 and don't go in that wood up top. 225 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,710 Why not? 226 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,750 Some folks say it's enchanted. 227 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:04,370 Strange creatures, floaty lights, 228 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,540 weird noises. The usual things. 229 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:09,960 I wouldn't say that was very usual. 230 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,380 Why do you think this place was so cheap, eh? 231 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,550 Their faces! 232 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,000 -Taddy-bye-byes, like. -Taddy-bye-bye. 233 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:23,760 -Bye. -Night-night. 234 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,960 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 235 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,410 -Which they will. 236 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,080 -Bye. -Right. 237 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,130 Weird locals, spooky wood, tick and tick. 238 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,750 Yep. 239 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,590 This is so cosy, isn't it? 240 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:02,920 I'm freezing. 241 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,870 I miss central heating. 242 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,620 Ooh, I just thought of something. 243 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,880 Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? 244 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,130 It's the perfect time… 245 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,960 -for the family song. - No. 246 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,790 Feel free to harmonise, 247 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,630 do the dance, just follow your hearts, okay? 248 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,290 -Okay. 249 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,960 I'm going to bed. 250 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,960 And I hope I never wake up. 251 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,040 I'm going to bed too. 252 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,010 I think this wood's wet, love. 253 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,760 I'm gonna take Fran to bed. 254 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,040 Come on. 255 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,760 Oh. Right. 256 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,130 Bedtime. 257 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,380 Still not talking much, eh? 258 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,250 You used to be such a chatterbox 259 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,460 when you were little. Do you remember? 260 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,750 Do you know that you always used to give me my best ideas? 261 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,040 You did. 262 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,710 Funny little child's brain. 263 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,920 The most wonderful thing on Earth. 264 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,130 Don't hide it away, darling. 265 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,290 Right. 266 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960 Mwah! 267 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,880 Night-night. 268 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,370 I saw a fairy today. 269 00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,670 Did you? 270 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,170 I think Fran spoke to me. 271 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,370 What did she say? 272 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,960 "I saw a fairy today." 273 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,710 -Oh! 274 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,210 Come on. 275 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,630 I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 276 00:15:57,210 --> 00:16:01,040 -She's human! -Yes, but she's a good human. 277 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,300 She's kind. She gave me back my purse 278 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,840 and she deserves our thanks. 279 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,250 So we need to be kind to her. 280 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,710 Now, in you go. 281 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,410 Oh. Oh, I see. 282 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,040 Get the tiny little pixie 283 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,750 to go through the tiny little gap! 284 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,050 And what's wrong with that? 285 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,670 It's size-ist! That's what! 286 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:17,790 I mean… 287 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,420 you're a fairy, mm? 288 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,710 Aren't fairies supposed to be small 289 00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,460 and fly about the place like a little bird? 290 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,010 Well, Pixie, you know, that's a sore point for me, so… 291 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,550 Oh. So I have to suffer? 292 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,380 And face the wrath of Moonface? 293 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,080 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. 294 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,040 So you just didn't want any of those pop cakes, then? 295 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:37,920 I like pop cakes. 296 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,290 Just this once, Silky. 297 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:41,870 In you go. 298 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,040 -Don't tell me what to do! -Okay. 299 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,660 On the count of three, 300 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,370 you're going to jump, all right? 301 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,460 -Ooh-hoo-hoo. -Okay. 302 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,210 Three, two, one. 303 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,460 I'm not scared. 304 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,250 I'm not scared. 305 00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,500 I'm a little, you know… 306 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,880 Whoo! 307 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,830 -Count to five. Less scary. -Ooh. 308 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,090 -Five, four… -Mm. Mm. 309 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,710 -…three, two… -Ooh. 310 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,370 -Ooh. 311 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,460 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 312 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,210 I can't believe you pushed me. 313 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,620 Time for business. 314 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,630 -You ready? - Silky… 315 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,920 Now, go. You've got a job to do. 316 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,920 I want loads of pop cakes for this. 317 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,460 Whoa, whoa! 318 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,960 -Be careful. Easy does it. 319 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,870 -That's it. Easy. 320 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,080 A little further. 321 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,500 You're nearly there. Push it. 322 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,330 Whoa. 323 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,580 Oh. 324 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,040 Ooh, ooh! 325 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,840 Now look what's happened. 326 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,630 Great plan, Silky! 327 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,120 How is this funny? 328 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,250 I'm not laughing! 329 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,010 Oh. Oh, my God, it's… 330 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,340 -What's that noise? -Ah, hey, Beth. 331 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,580 Oh, it's Roger. Nature's alarm clock. 332 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,340 -Fine. 333 00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:23,340 Snooze mode. 334 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,420 -Hey! Whoa! No! 335 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,830 That's not cool. Not cool, Beth. 336 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,290 You all right, Rog? 337 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,540 Thank you for giving my purse back. 338 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,460 Come and see us for tea and cakes 339 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,870 at the Faraway Tree. 340 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,540 From your friend, Silky. 341 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,130 PS. Don't tell Moonface. 342 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:04,870 Bring a gift. 343 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,000 Oh, good. Frannie, you're up. 344 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,090 You can help me with breakfast. 345 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,380 It's fried eggs, 346 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,040 but I just have to figure out the oven. 347 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,630 Okay. 348 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,330 There's a chicken on it. 349 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,580 Why is there a chicken on it? 350 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,510 Shoo, chicken. 351 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,710 Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo. Breakfast might just be 352 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,290 a little bit delayed, sweetheart. 353 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,790 Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey. 354 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,210 Hi. Whoa, that's too much. 355 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,710 You said you wanted a load of manure. 356 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,750 I did. As in "some" manure. Not a truckload. 357 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,960 What's he blathering on about? 358 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,080 I don't know, do I? 359 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,120 -You all right, Frannie? -Go on. 360 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,420 -Oh, yeah. 361 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,210 How big was this horse? 362 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,050 First, enter the wood. 363 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,830 Then, cross the stream. 364 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,290 Go under the tree. 365 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,170 Oh, ignore the signs. 366 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,750 Enter the clearing and you'll see it. 367 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:37,500 The Magic Faraway Tree. 368 00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,420 Now close your eyes and say, 369 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,710 "I believe in magic" three times. 370 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,170 I believe in magic. 371 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,170 I believe in magic. 372 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,250 I believe in magic. 373 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,380 Wow. 374 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,370 Whoa! 375 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:52,170 I'm calm. I'm happy. I'm happy. 376 00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:54,330 I'm happy. I'm calm. Mm. 377 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,620 -Er, sorry to bother you. 378 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:01,840 Go away and never come back! 379 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,620 Whoa. 380 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,340 Moonface? 381 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,920 Of course I told Watzisname 382 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,750 not to eat the bang-bang mustard, 383 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,340 and now he's awfully uncomfortable. 384 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:35,910 -Shame, really. 385 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,040 Good gracious! 386 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:39,750 I mean… er, a thief! Intruder! 387 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,300 Saucepan Man, go get help. 388 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,380 - Who… 389 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,630 Who are you? 390 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,000 What do you want? 391 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,670 -Erm… I… 392 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:53,210 -What's that? -You said, "Go get kelp." 393 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:54,620 I said go get help for me! 394 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,170 What are you doing? 395 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,540 You said, "Throw some kelp at me." 396 00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,750 -Gah! -Goodness me. 397 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,260 What is all this caterwauling? 398 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:05,260 I came in to find this tiny little human 399 00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:10,050 with her grubby little fingers all over my precious things. 400 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,630 Hello. I'm Silky. 401 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,920 So called for my silky golden hair. 402 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:16,880 What's your name, little one? 403 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,500 Er, Francesca. 404 00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:21,050 Fran for short. 405 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,250 Oh. 406 00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:27,210 See, she's not a stranger. 407 00:26:27,330 --> 00:26:29,750 This is Francesca Franfershort. 408 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,300 But she… But she's a human! 409 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:35,670 Humans are expressly forbidden 410 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:38,210 from entering the Enchanted Wood! 411 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,580 Yes, but she's brought a gift. 412 00:26:41,710 --> 00:26:42,920 And humans are allowed 413 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,370 into the Enchanted Wood if they bring gifts. 414 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,000 We agreed that at the last 415 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:48,130 -general meeting, remember? -What meeting? 416 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,500 -Hmm? 417 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,750 The one that… that you missed. 418 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:54,830 Show him the gift, Franfershort. 419 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,500 Oh, it's in my bag. 420 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,080 -Hmm? -Oh. 421 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,370 Oh, it's a… 422 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,170 Oh, it's one of these. Ah. 423 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,960 Well… 424 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,370 demonstrate the gift. 425 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,500 Mm. 426 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,710 -Huh. 427 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,120 It seems like a silly little thing. 428 00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:23,920 Oh. Mm. 429 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,000 Well, well, well, I… I… 430 00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:29,960 shall master this pathetic device in seconds, 431 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,830 because I am the greatest at all things. 432 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,210 -Here we go. 433 00:27:37,670 --> 00:27:40,210 Shush your pans, Saucy! You're putting me off! 434 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,120 Whoop. Just… 435 00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:43,670 See? 436 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,300 Oh. Oh. 437 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,790 That's Moonface. 438 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,000 -Goodness gracious! -I guessed that. 439 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,670 -Silly thing! -And this… 440 00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:58,040 This is Saucepan Man. 441 00:27:58,170 --> 00:28:00,210 Saucy, this is Fran. 442 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,040 -Hello, Stan. -Oh. 443 00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:03,170 Er, he's a little hard of hearing 444 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:05,290 on account of all the saucepans. 445 00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,960 Why doesn't he just take them off? 446 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,460 Take them off? Well, then I wouldn't be 447 00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:10,660 Saucepan Man, would I? Dumb-dumb. 448 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,500 Oh. Did you meet the angry pixie downstairs? 449 00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:17,050 Angry? I'm furious! 450 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:18,380 Don't worry about him. 451 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,080 Come on, let's go meet the others. 452 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,370 Come on, Moony. 453 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,330 You all live in this tree? 454 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,130 Yes. Can you imagine a better place? 455 00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:31,870 It's amazing. 456 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,550 Yeah, it's all right. 457 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:36,830 It's a bit better than just all right. 458 00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:45,710 Incoming! 459 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:46,910 Oh! Better stand aside. 460 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,340 That's Dame Washalot. 461 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:56,210 She empties her bucket around this time of morning. 462 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,120 -Hello. -Oh! 463 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:01,290 And this is Mr Watzisname. 464 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:05,090 Oh, I hate it when I forget people's names. 465 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:08,130 Oh. No, no. He can't remember his name. 466 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,540 It's true. I used to know so much, 467 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:12,670 but now, nothing at all. 468 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:15,210 Still, happens to everyone, I suppose. 469 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:17,660 Actually, it hasn't happened to anyone else I know. 470 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,120 -Ooh! 471 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,880 That is a new land 472 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,630 arriving at the top of the Faraway Tree. 473 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:24,340 Would you like to come and have a look? 474 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:28,370 Have fun. Nice to meet you. 475 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:42,920 -All right? -And this is Dame Washalot. 476 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,830 Need anything washing, sweetheart? 477 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,880 No. I'm okay, thanks. 478 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:49,660 Dame Washalot knows everything there is to know 479 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:51,120 about the lands at the top of the tree. 480 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,790 -Oh, stop it. -Ooh! 481 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,000 Shall we see what's up there today? 482 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:55,300 Ooh, that's a good idea. 483 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,420 Let's take a look. 484 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,550 It's the Land of Goodies today! 485 00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:02,710 Oh, you'll have a great time up there, little one. 486 00:30:02,830 --> 00:30:05,000 Nothing to fear at all. 487 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:07,590 Except you must leave before the land turns! 488 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:09,750 Otherwise, you'll be stuck there for good. You hear? 489 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,420 She does that a lot. 490 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:14,210 Oh, you'll have so much fun. 491 00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:16,710 Shall we go into launch mode? 492 00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:18,290 What's launch mode? 493 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,550 Just you wait. 494 00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:23,380 Launch mode goes a little something like this. 495 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,500 -Let's go 496 00:30:25,630 --> 00:30:26,880 I love this one. 497 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:33,460 We can do it together. Start like this. 498 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,460 And bigger, and twirl. 499 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,210 Let's go this way. 500 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,000 I love this one. 501 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:11,750 Here we go. 502 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,090 Yeah, go. 503 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:58,170 Wow. 504 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,670 Attention! 505 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,250 Welcome to the Land of Goodies. 506 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,710 Here, there's one rule and one rule only. 507 00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:20,910 Don't be greedy. 508 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,580 So I'm gonna let you guys go and get a lot… Oh! 509 00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:28,590 Everybody duck, flying saucers. 510 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,840 I love flying saucers. 511 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,920 -Remember… 512 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040 …there is no need for greed. 513 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:40,420 Fran, look! 514 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,040 -Thank you. Cheers. -Remember, 515 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,550 -no greed. - Jobsworth. 516 00:32:46,670 --> 00:32:48,590 Right. Load me up. 517 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:49,840 -Don't be shy. -Mm! 518 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:51,590 Sour. Love it. 519 00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,630 Look at them! 520 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,710 They are much bigger than last year, aren't they? 521 00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:57,500 Oh! 522 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:01,170 This is called a pop cake. 523 00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:04,040 -Why is it called a pop cake? -You'll see. 524 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,880 What do you think? 525 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,880 -Mm! Mm! 526 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:15,960 -Mm. -Beware! Decay! Beware! 527 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,410 -Decay! -Crackpot. 528 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:18,790 -Beware! Decay! -Jog on. 529 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,710 Sugary, sugary fruit punch? 530 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:23,080 Don't mind if I do. 531 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,040 Yeah. 532 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,080 Hmm. 533 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,500 Got quite a kick to it. 534 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,670 The most delicious marshmallows 535 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:37,040 in all of the lands. 536 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,250 -What do you think? -Wow, my favourite. 537 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:41,420 Let's have a look. 538 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,250 Mm. Nothing like marshmallows. 539 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,630 Right, go on. Get the marshmallows. 540 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:45,880 Absolutely. 541 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,050 -What are you doing? -Hey! 542 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,420 Oh, no, you know, 543 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,210 -getting the old… 544 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,920 …the tracky going. You know how it goes. 545 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,080 Yeah, gonna make this baby sing. 546 00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:20,420 Tim? Yeah? 547 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:22,290 I'm thinking that I'm gonna start applying for jobs. 548 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,960 -No, no, no, no, no, no. -Yes. 549 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,960 I think the kids might be getting into it. 550 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,660 My game just died. 551 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:29,120 What do I do now? 552 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,880 Go outside and play, Joe. 553 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Mm, with what? 554 00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,170 With other humans. 555 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:36,830 Play with your sisters. Where's Beth? 556 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,790 Beth says this place has triggered boredom trauma. 557 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,340 -I can't do it. 558 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,670 It's been a day, dude! 559 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,960 At least Fran's out there having a good time. 560 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,080 Oh. Where is Fran? I thought she was with you. 561 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,460 No, I thought she was with you. 562 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:50,960 -No. -Er… 563 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:54,040 Oh, I did see her. She was, erm… 564 00:34:57,170 --> 00:34:58,710 You don't think she would… 565 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,000 she would have gone to the wood up top, do you? 566 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,210 The wood they said not to go in? 567 00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:05,210 Yeah, the haunted wood. 568 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:07,920 Uh-oh. Oh! 569 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,790 Just flying saucers and no bananas. 570 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,250 But I like bananas more. 571 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:21,420 I'm on the lookout for some flumps. 572 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,080 Hello. Have you got any flumps? 573 00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:25,210 Oh! 574 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,460 Oh, thank you. Very good. 575 00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,170 Thank you. 576 00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,210 Oh. Careful, little one. 577 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,580 You won't be able to carry that basket soon. 578 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,370 -What's going on? -The land's about to turn. 579 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,920 We need to get down the hatch, quick! 580 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,170 Come on, Silky. Come along, Fran! 581 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:58,210 But I haven't had a marshmallow. 582 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,670 I'm stuck! 583 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:37,710 Very disappointing. 584 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,800 -"Be sensible," I said. 585 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,460 -Let's start with your name. -I have to go! 586 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,210 The only place you're going 587 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,870 is to a greedy, greedy prison, young lady. 588 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,330 -Fran! 589 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,120 -Fran! -Fran! 590 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:57,460 Frannie! 591 00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,750 -Fran! -Frannie! 592 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,750 -Oh. Oh. 593 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,550 -Where's the little one? -We can't go back. 594 00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:07,800 We'll get stuck. Leave her. 595 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,250 We can't leave her. Come on! 596 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,880 No one touch me flying saucer! 597 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,420 -Fran! -Fran! 598 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:20,460 Fran? I see her! 599 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:22,540 I see her! 600 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:23,920 Well, it would be marshmallows. 601 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,540 Oh, Fran! Excuse me. 602 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:27,300 -I'm stuck! -Oh! Quick, help! She's stuck. 603 00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:28,800 You guys are aiding a felon! 604 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,550 You're all under arrest! I need names! 605 00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,090 We're hardly gonna give you our names, Officer. 606 00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:34,170 -Help us face, Moonface! -Moonface, all right. 607 00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:35,750 Oh, thanks a lot, Silky! 608 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,920 -Silky, gotcha! -Come on, help! 609 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,500 All right! 610 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,800 So many 611 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,920 greedy, greedy prisoners for greedy prison. 612 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,920 -Aha! You see? 613 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,120 You're all under ar… 614 00:37:52,210 --> 00:37:53,460 -Come on! -Nice shot, 615 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:55,120 -Saucepan Man. 616 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,040 Me google buns. 617 00:37:57,170 --> 00:37:59,960 Oh! They're all right, actually. 618 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:04,920 They're not gonna make it. 619 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:08,090 Come on! Get out of the way! Move! 620 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,040 Get a flipping move on! 621 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:14,750 You're under arrest. 622 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,460 -Shush! 623 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:19,960 Stop! Stop! 624 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,040 Stop! Oi! 625 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,330 You'll be back, and I'll be waiting, 626 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,290 you greedy greedies! 627 00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:34,250 -How was it, then? -It was amazing. 628 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:35,710 Well, you haven't seen the best bit yet. 629 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,040 The slippery slip. 630 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,380 The what? 631 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,290 -Worry not, little one. 632 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:50,590 There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of. 633 00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:58,210 You all right? 634 00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:00,370 -Erm… -Great. 635 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:04,460 Five, four, three, 636 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:06,500 -two… 637 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,120 -…one? -Oh, Moony. 638 00:39:14,170 --> 00:39:15,920 Whoa! 639 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:24,590 Whoa! 640 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,460 -Got it. -Okay, great. 641 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:36,620 We gotta quickly get a search party. 642 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,380 -Search party? -Yeah. For your sister. 643 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,880 She's missing. Remember your sister? 644 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,630 You used to care about her and love her, and she's missing. 645 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,460 -It's partly your fault. -My fault? 646 00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:44,960 -Yeah. -How is this my fault? 647 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,460 If you'd been playing with her instead of 648 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,500 sitting in your room and throwing shoes 649 00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:50,460 -at chickens… -Playing with her? 650 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,750 Do I look eight years old? 651 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,800 If anything, this is your fault 652 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,050 for filling her head with rubbish about some wood 653 00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:57,800 being full of joy and wonder. 654 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,500 When can we get electricity? 655 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:01,960 -Joe, no! -Ah! Just give me a minute. 656 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,290 You're both behaving like a couple of spoiled brats! 657 00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:06,290 Spoiled? Is it too much 658 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,550 -to ask for electricity? -Yes, it is, actually! 659 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:10,500 Do you know where electricity comes from, how it's made? 660 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,300 It comes from plugs, doesn't it? 661 00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,920 -Oh, Joe. -Yeah, well, maybe if you'd 662 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,250 had a job as well as Mum, then we wouldn't have had to 663 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,050 -move here in the first place! -Beth! 664 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:19,880 -Why are you all arguing? 665 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,670 -Oh, Frannie! -Fran! 666 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:22,790 Oh, darling! 667 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,300 -Oh, my God, I was so worried. -Oh! 668 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:27,800 Where'd you go, you silly billy? Huh? 669 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,960 I'm sorry. 670 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,040 -I lost track of time. -Oh, it's okay. 671 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:32,300 -It's okay. -No, no, no, it's not okay. 672 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,550 No, no, it's not okay. 673 00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:34,670 Where have you been, Fran? 674 00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:38,120 I was in the wood, but it's not spooky at all. 675 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,960 It's enchanted and wonderful. Just like you said, Dad. 676 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,960 I went up the Faraway Tree 677 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,580 and got stuck in the Land of Goodies. 678 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,170 But the Saucepan Man and Silky came to help. 679 00:40:48,290 --> 00:40:50,870 And Moonface, even though he doesn't like me. 680 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,460 -And she's gone totally mad. -Hey, Beth. 681 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:55,750 I think I preferred the non-talking Fran. 682 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,300 Shh! 683 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,460 Does no one believe me? 684 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,120 Yeah, we do. Of course we do, darling. 685 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,670 But we're so glad that you had a good time, sweetheart. 686 00:41:03,790 --> 00:41:05,460 But the next time that you want 687 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,120 to go to your enchanted wood, you have to go 688 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,670 -with Joe and Beth. Okay? -With Joe and Beth. Yeah. 689 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:12,250 -Okay? -Okay. 690 00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:15,130 It's so lovely to hear your voice. 691 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,170 -Hmm. 692 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,000 Mm! Oh. 693 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:34,460 Buongiorno. Buongiorno, bambini! 694 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,040 Rise and shine. 695 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,960 It's a beautiful day at Casa Thompson. 696 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,550 Ciao. Ciao, bambini. 697 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,210 How we doing? Here we go. 698 00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:52,330 Huh? 699 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,380 Oh, come on! 700 00:42:05,170 --> 00:42:07,380 -Say hello to running water. 701 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,250 I might have had an idea for an irrigation system. 702 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,840 -This is the basic structure. -Okay. 703 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,250 -Yeah, here? -I think we need to put 704 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:21,510 the corners out, and then we can measure it accurately. 705 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,290 There's one window, there's two windows. 706 00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:31,250 Yep, watch out for that thing. 707 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,090 -Okay. -We did it. 708 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,660 Dear Grandma, 709 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,290 I know I'm not supposed to tell you, but you should know. 710 00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:49,210 We've become poor and moved to the countryside. 711 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,960 Dad is making a fool of himself as always. 712 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,080 Oh. 713 00:42:54,830 --> 00:42:56,960 And his crazy plan to grow tomatoes 714 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,410 is infecting the whole family. Even Mum. 715 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:03,960 She's now actually helping him. 716 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:11,670 I'm starting to worry she's been completely brainwashed. 717 00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:18,040 -Yeah! -Joe has got 718 00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:21,050 -severe withdrawal problems. 719 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:24,670 Let's get the chest. Stupid meg sword. 720 00:43:24,790 --> 00:43:27,170 And Fran's senses have gone completely. 721 00:43:27,290 --> 00:43:29,370 Please come to the Enchanted Wood. 722 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,630 I've tried making friends with the local kids, 723 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:36,830 but the conversation is far from riveting. 724 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,920 These are no ordinary wellies. 725 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,120 They have a Gore-Tex lining for extra dryness. 726 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,880 Got any Gore-Tex wellies? 727 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:46,790 No. 728 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,000 Oh, Grandma, please rescue us. 729 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,340 You're the only one who could end this insanity 730 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:55,540 and get us back to the real world. 731 00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:58,420 Best wishes. Your granddaughter, Beth. 732 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:01,960 Er, you've also had an email from Buckingham Palace. 733 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,790 Would you like to have tea with the King on Thursday? 734 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,380 Oh, that's a hard no. 735 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,500 I can't stand their stair carpet. 736 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,630 Oh. Look, sorry, I almost forgot. 737 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:10,960 There's also this. 738 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,460 Oh, a letter! 739 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:14,250 -Yes. - I remember those. 740 00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:16,170 Yes. What fun! 741 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:18,800 -But how do you get into it? -Oh. I'm sorry. God, sorry. 742 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,170 Er, I'll just open that for you. 743 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:22,330 Oh! 744 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:23,790 What is that smell? 745 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,460 I believe it's horse manure, ma'am. 746 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,660 Oh, horse manure? Oh. 747 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,170 Ugh, horse manure. 748 00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:43,670 What are you doing now? 749 00:44:43,790 --> 00:44:45,620 Gregorian chants, darling. 750 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:48,580 Good for the plants. They love it! 751 00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:52,590 And I've got the tractor running on tomato juice. 752 00:44:54,290 --> 00:44:55,580 -Oi! 753 00:44:55,710 --> 00:44:57,090 Well, it's a work in progress. 754 00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:03,250 What do you want? 755 00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:05,510 Please come to the Enchanted Wood. 756 00:45:05,630 --> 00:45:07,460 You know what? Fine. 757 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:10,130 Anything is better than being here. 758 00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:11,710 Finally! 759 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,500 Seriously? 760 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:27,510 Ugh, it's wet! Ugh! 761 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,330 Ugh! 762 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,130 Oh, my God, it's in my hair! 763 00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:40,580 Hello? I'm literally seeing warning signs right now. 764 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:42,790 Don't worry. They're just to scare humans off. 765 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:46,380 -But we're humans, aren't we? -It's okay. They know me. 766 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,080 -Who's they? -Don't you remember, Joe? 767 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:50,670 Fran's friends with the fairies. 768 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,550 I'm tired. 769 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,330 Guys, it's just there. 770 00:45:58,130 --> 00:45:59,710 It's just a tree. 771 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:04,040 Now close your eyes 772 00:46:04,170 --> 00:46:07,090 and say, "I believe in magic" three times. 773 00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:08,670 There's no way I'm saying that. 774 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,460 -I believe in magic. -I believe in magic. 775 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,210 Close your eyes. 776 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:19,040 -I believe in magic. -I believe in magic. 777 00:46:19,170 --> 00:46:20,550 I believe in magic. 778 00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:25,910 Oh, my God, Fran. A fairy! Look! 779 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,540 It's because you didn't say it, Beth. 780 00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:29,750 I'll say it, and then it will be evidenced 781 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,420 as juvenile nonsense. 782 00:46:32,330 --> 00:46:33,290 I believe in magic. 783 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,380 I believe in magic. 784 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,670 I believe in magic. 785 00:46:49,790 --> 00:46:52,170 I told you. Come on! 786 00:46:57,790 --> 00:46:58,790 Come on! 787 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,630 -Whoa! -There they are. 788 00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:12,090 -Get on. -Okay. 789 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:13,670 Why are we getting on them? 790 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,620 You'll see. 791 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:19,670 What happens now? 792 00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:22,410 -They go up. -Up? 793 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,960 -Up. -Whoa! 794 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,540 Yay! Mummy! 795 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:29,170 Do you want to practise kissing? Mm. 796 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,460 You're such a good kisser. 797 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,840 Oi! 798 00:47:37,210 --> 00:47:39,040 That's where the angry pixie lives. 799 00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:40,380 What is this place? 800 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,170 And this is Mr Watzisname. 801 00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:44,540 Mm, morning. 802 00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:47,670 Joe, Saucepan Man. Saucepan Man, Joe. 803 00:47:47,790 --> 00:47:49,170 Hi, Banjo. 804 00:47:50,330 --> 00:47:52,330 Why are you covered in saucepans? 805 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:55,340 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 806 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,920 The clue is in the name. 807 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,040 Great. More humans. 808 00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:01,000 Get ready for more broken promises. 809 00:48:01,130 --> 00:48:03,010 And this is Moonface. 810 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,340 He hates humans. 811 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:06,670 I'm in charge here. 812 00:48:06,790 --> 00:48:08,000 I'm the wisest 813 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:11,380 and most cleverest creature in all the lands. 814 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,250 -He's a bit big-headed. 815 00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:15,620 That's just hurtful. 816 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,750 Just because someone's physically different… 817 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,460 And who am I? 818 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,870 You might be wondering. Hi, Fran. 819 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,420 I am Silky. 820 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:28,340 So called for my silky golden hair. 821 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,710 -Oh. 822 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,750 -Is something amusing? -No, it's just 823 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,380 that's how you define yourself, is it? 824 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,130 By your blonde hair? 825 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:37,630 No. no. I bake cakes and I look pretty also. 826 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:39,790 Feminism not made it to these parts, then? 827 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,000 Oh, on the contrary, I love being feminine. 828 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,420 I like you. Hope we can be friends. 829 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,080 I've got enough friends, sister. 830 00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:49,500 We can't be sisters, silly. 831 00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:50,710 Well, I mean, unless your parents are from 832 00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:52,120 -the Land of the Fairies. -What? 833 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,710 -Incoming! -Oh! 834 00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:55,370 Quick! Out of the way! 835 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,170 Why? 836 00:49:03,830 --> 00:49:05,830 What the heck? 837 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,340 Oh, dear. 838 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,380 -Dame Washalot. 839 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:12,290 Land of Birthdays is here! 840 00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:14,630 Land of Birthdays! 841 00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,330 Run along, I'll catch you up. 842 00:49:17,210 --> 00:49:20,290 -Let's go! Come on! -Come on, Beth. 843 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,210 You'll love this, Joe. 844 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:25,080 It's a ladder that goes to other worlds. 845 00:49:25,210 --> 00:49:26,340 Sounds amazing. 846 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:27,880 Have you gone insane? 847 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,460 I can't let you go up a massive ladder 848 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,040 through a hole in the clouds. 849 00:49:31,170 --> 00:49:32,710 Why not? We'll be fine. 850 00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:34,750 Worry not, sister. We'll look after them. 851 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,920 Oh, it's wet. 852 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,290 -Please, Beth! -Come on, Beth. 853 00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:40,460 Fine. I'll give you five minutes. 854 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:41,870 -Yes! -Lovely. 855 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,710 That'll give me enough time to wash your top. 856 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:45,210 Come here. 857 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:47,250 You're covered in soap suds. 858 00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:48,630 Whatever have you been up to? 859 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:49,880 -I wonder. 860 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,170 Take it off. 861 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,290 Right. Are we ready for a bit of launch mode? 862 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,340 -Yes, yes. -Ooh. Oh! 863 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,590 And remember to wrap up warm up there! 864 00:49:58,710 --> 00:49:59,840 -Why? 865 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,500 The reason we have to dress up warm is, 866 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:04,510 because of the icing! 867 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,920 Come on. Don't dawdle. 868 00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:20,880 Welcome. 869 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,790 Welcome to the Land of Birthdays! 870 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,300 Where every day is your birthday! 871 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:30,420 And your wishes all come true. 872 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:32,540 What are you? Pixies? 873 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,040 Please do not insult us like that! 874 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:38,830 Actually, we are elves. 875 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,340 Birthday elves to be precise. 876 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,210 Please come join us for your birthday celebration. 877 00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:45,910 Come on. Come on. 878 00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:48,840 -Look at the jelly! -Wow! 879 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,500 Burger shake. 880 00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:52,590 -Pizza, my favourite! -My favourite! 881 00:50:52,710 --> 00:50:55,210 -Mm! -And now, if you make a wish, 882 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,210 -it shall come true. -A fish? 883 00:50:58,330 --> 00:50:59,910 What's he talking about? How do you make a fish? 884 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,460 Mate, you never hear anything. 885 00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,580 You need to lose the saucepans. 886 00:51:04,710 --> 00:51:09,210 Fine! I wish that I had no saucepans. 887 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:11,330 Then you'll all see why I need them. 888 00:51:12,130 --> 00:51:13,130 Hmm! 889 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,130 Hmm? Hmm? 890 00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:22,120 -Happy now? 891 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,630 I look ridiculous! 892 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,330 Totally naked! 893 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:29,540 I love video games, but Mind Blast is my favourite. 894 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:33,420 So I wish I could be my Mind Blast game character. 895 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,040 -Ooh! 896 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,250 So cool! 897 00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,960 I love it! I love it! I love it! 898 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,040 Incredible! 899 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,460 Extraordinary! 900 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:45,710 Me next. 901 00:51:47,330 --> 00:51:51,410 I want to be small, I want to have wings, 902 00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:52,960 I want to be… 903 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,410 the fairiest fairy in all the lands. 904 00:51:59,170 --> 00:52:00,130 Silky? 905 00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:01,500 -Silky? -Where are you? 906 00:52:01,630 --> 00:52:02,760 Where have you gone? 907 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,080 -Little. Little wings. - Oh! 908 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:10,590 -Little wings! 909 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,670 -Oh! 910 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:23,040 -Whoa. She's flying. -Whoa! 911 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,290 I can fly. 912 00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:30,250 -And now, it is your turn. 913 00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:31,800 I hate the sound of my own voice. 914 00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:33,550 Aw. 915 00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:34,840 I wish… 916 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,130 I had someone else's voice. 917 00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:44,460 I wonder if it worked. 918 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:47,290 Oh, no! This is worse than before. 919 00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:48,550 Oh! 920 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:52,130 Please, sir, can I change my wish? 921 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,330 Er… 922 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:55,750 Me too. I can't eat my pizza. 923 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,760 Ah, no. Once a wish has been wished… 924 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,090 It cannot be reversed. 925 00:53:01,210 --> 00:53:04,000 -Until when? -Until the end of time. 926 00:53:04,130 --> 00:53:06,090 -What? -Buh. 927 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,050 Uh-oh. 928 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,590 There you are, dearie. All done. 929 00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:15,090 Well, it's shrunk a bit. 930 00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:16,710 Well, maybe a bit. 931 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,670 I mean, it's all that synthetic material 932 00:53:18,790 --> 00:53:19,920 they use in your world. 933 00:53:21,130 --> 00:53:23,920 My world? What are you talking about? 934 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,170 It is a bit confusing, isn't it? 935 00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:27,580 Worlds, lands. But it's really very simple. 936 00:53:27,710 --> 00:53:30,880 At the top of that ladder are lands that come and go. 937 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,880 Come have a look. This shows us what land we're on. 938 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,540 There's loads. There's, erm, the Land of Toys. Mm? 939 00:53:38,670 --> 00:53:40,420 Land of Dreams. Ooh, that's a good one. 940 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:43,290 And, oh, yes, the Land of Giants. 941 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:45,840 I mean, they're all nice, really. 942 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,420 Not a bad land among them. 943 00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:49,460 Apart from the Land of Dame Snap! 944 00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:52,580 Oh, sorry, did I say land? I meant prison! 945 00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:56,830 You're going to stay here to learn. 946 00:53:57,790 --> 00:53:59,170 And to learn, 947 00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:01,870 I must break you. 948 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,380 Like this! 949 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,790 Okay. 950 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,710 But it's the Land of Birthdays today, right? 951 00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:08,120 Nothing bad can happen there. 952 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:11,080 Well, I mean, only if they've wished for something silly. 953 00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:12,840 But they wouldn't do that, would they? 954 00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:16,050 Well, you can have this back. 955 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,460 Oh. You sure you don't want it? 956 00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:20,410 It gets chilly up there. 957 00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:22,590 Suit yourself. Oh. 958 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,880 If you are going up, 959 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,920 can you give this to the birthday elves? 960 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,370 It's their washing. 961 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:30,250 Thanks, dearie. 962 00:54:30,710 --> 00:54:32,540 Kids these days. 963 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,960 They really are so ungrateful. 964 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,170 Oh, my God. 965 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,830 Fantastic, our laundry. She's here. 966 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:03,750 Welcome to the Land of Birthdays! 967 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,710 Where every day is your birthday… 968 00:55:05,830 --> 00:55:09,290 -And all your wishes… -Come true. Yeah, I know. 969 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:12,550 Er, fine. I wish my dad's dumb tomato dream fails 970 00:55:12,670 --> 00:55:15,050 -so we can all go home. 971 00:55:15,170 --> 00:55:17,050 It's a bit early for the wishes, but okay. 972 00:55:17,170 --> 00:55:19,380 Great. Now where's my brother and sister? 973 00:55:22,210 --> 00:55:23,420 It's Beth! 974 00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:25,460 Beth, we've made some terrible mistakes. 975 00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:27,330 Let me take a wild guess. 976 00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:28,920 You all made stupid wishes. 977 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,420 I just wish I had my own voice back! 978 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:33,460 Well, Beth, I think you'll see 979 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,830 that we didn't all make stupid wishes. 980 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,590 My one is pretty spectacular, as I'm sure you'll agree. 981 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:42,210 If you wish to be a flying cupcake… Perfect. 982 00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:43,330 And you, 983 00:55:44,330 --> 00:55:45,790 are no longer my sister. 984 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:47,880 Can we have our laundry already? 985 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,130 -Laundry? -My colours are going limp. 986 00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,830 -Laundry, s'il vous plait. 987 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,040 -Uh, uh, uh. Not so fast. 988 00:55:54,830 --> 00:55:57,500 No clean clothes until the wishes are reversed. 989 00:55:57,630 --> 00:56:00,420 -What? -But there is no way. 990 00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:02,120 But we need clean clothes, eh, Jean? 991 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,420 There is a man 992 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:06,330 who lives in the basement beneath this land. 993 00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,790 He may be able to help you. 994 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,250 But we must warn you. He is, er, 995 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,410 -not a nice man. -No. 996 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:13,620 What's his name? 997 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:16,080 Mr Oom Boom Boom. 998 00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:19,040 It says knock seven times. 999 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:24,170 In a row! 1000 00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:28,830 You're kidding me! What? Who is it? 1001 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,130 Erm, the elves sent us. 1002 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,710 They said you might be able to help us? 1003 00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:37,120 Mr Oom Boom Boom helps no one but himself! 1004 00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:40,130 I wonder why they call him Mr Oom Boom Boom. 1005 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,120 So I've got a loud voice. 1006 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,170 I've had it since childhood! 1007 00:56:48,290 --> 00:56:50,000 So rude! 1008 00:56:50,130 --> 00:56:52,050 Oh, please, Mr Oom Boom Boom. 1009 00:56:52,170 --> 00:56:54,500 Just reverse their wishes and we'll be on our way. 1010 00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:01,340 You're very small. 1011 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,170 I know. 1012 00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:05,120 Who are you? 1013 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:08,290 Oh. Well, I am Silky. 1014 00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:11,670 And I am the most fairiest fairy 1015 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,370 in all of the lands. 1016 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,750 Oh, oh, I-I do not need my wish reversing, by the way. 1017 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,510 I am incredibly happy with it, 1018 00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:21,340 in spite of what some people might think. Huh! 1019 00:57:21,790 --> 00:57:23,580 Mm… 1020 00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:27,710 Mm. 1021 00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:29,750 You know, on second thoughts, I, er, 1022 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,710 changed my mind. 1023 00:57:31,830 --> 00:57:33,580 -I will help you. -Really? 1024 00:57:33,710 --> 00:57:36,250 That's what I just said, didn't I? 1025 00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:38,510 -Oh. -Now follow me. 1026 00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,760 Oh, excuse the mess. 1027 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,670 I wasn't expecting visitors. 1028 00:57:42,790 --> 00:57:46,250 This place is usually by appointment only! 1029 00:57:48,710 --> 00:57:50,040 Are you a scrap dealer? 1030 00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:53,420 I prefer the term "art dealer". 1031 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:56,790 I deal in valuable artefacts 1032 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,050 from all the lands! 1033 00:57:58,170 --> 00:58:00,380 See, this is a snowman 1034 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,630 from the Land of Ice and Snow! 1035 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:03,880 Right. 1036 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,210 Obviously, it melted, but you… 1037 00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:08,000 you… you get the idea! Okay? 1038 00:58:08,130 --> 00:58:09,300 I've got spells. 1039 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,750 I've got spells 1040 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,170 from the Land of… Spells. 1041 00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:17,670 -The Land of Spells? -Yes. 1042 00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:19,170 Is there one to reverse our wishes? 1043 00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:22,080 Oh, well, wouldn't that be convenient? No! 1044 00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:24,210 You need this… 1045 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:27,170 Wait. What… what… 1046 00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:29,210 Aha! Here we are. Yes. 1047 00:58:32,830 --> 00:58:35,870 I won this door playing poker 1048 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,580 with a bloke from the Land of Back to Front. 1049 00:58:38,710 --> 00:58:42,090 Four aces I had without cheating! 1050 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:45,210 You go in there, say your wishes again, 1051 00:58:45,330 --> 00:58:46,460 and they'll be reversed. 1052 00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:48,160 -Great. -Ba-ba-ba-ba. 1053 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:49,330 Not so fast. 1054 00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:52,290 Like I said, I am a dealer. 1055 00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:57,130 So before you go in there, we have to strike a deal. 1056 00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,920 Fine. What's the deal? 1057 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,290 I want the fairy. 1058 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,500 -Absolutely not. - No! 1059 00:59:03,630 --> 00:59:05,300 -Never. -It's not for me, 1060 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,340 it's for Santa Claus! 1061 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,210 Santa Claus? Seriously? 1062 00:59:09,330 --> 00:59:10,540 He offered me money to find him 1063 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:12,210 the best fairy in all the lands 1064 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:13,960 for his Christmas tree this year. 1065 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,330 That's the deal. 1066 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:17,670 Take it or leave it. 1067 00:59:17,790 --> 00:59:20,620 Not in a gazillion years. 1068 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,880 Wait. 1069 00:59:25,130 --> 00:59:26,880 -I agree to the deal. 1070 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,170 -Silky? -No. 1071 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:30,670 We can't let you do this. 1072 00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:34,000 It won't be so bad. I'll be with "the" Santa Claus. 1073 00:59:34,130 --> 00:59:36,840 I mean, what could be more fun for a fairy than that? 1074 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,040 I have to do this, 1075 00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:42,880 if not for you, my old friends, then… 1076 00:59:43,670 --> 00:59:44,750 the children, 1077 00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:46,630 my new friends. 1078 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:49,050 Beautiful sentiments. Thank you, fairy. 1079 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:52,960 You'd do this for us? 1080 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,250 'Course I would. 1081 00:59:54,380 --> 00:59:56,630 I was wrong about you, Silky. 1082 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,380 And I was wrong about you. 1083 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,040 When? 1084 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:03,670 I… I… I don't know, 1085 01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:05,620 it just sort of felt like the right thing to say. 1086 01:00:07,290 --> 01:00:10,040 I think we could have been friends. 1087 01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:11,500 Maybe even sisters. 1088 01:00:11,630 --> 01:00:13,300 Maybe even sisters. 1089 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,250 And I was being mean before. 1090 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:18,880 You look great. 1091 01:00:20,330 --> 01:00:22,830 I just thought you looked pretty cool the way you were. 1092 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,290 Oh. 1093 01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:25,750 Can we hurry this along, please? 1094 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,590 I've got to catch the last post! 1095 01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:29,800 So, go, fairy, 1096 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,500 to the packing station, if you please. 1097 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,410 -Oh. 1098 01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:38,790 Before you go in there, 1099 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,380 there are snacks. 1100 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,420 So help yourself… 1101 01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:44,080 …if you can. 1102 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:47,210 Or, "nac-uoy-fi", as they say here. 1103 01:00:47,330 --> 01:00:49,620 -Nac-uoy-fi? -Bye, Joe. 1104 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:51,960 -Bye, Beth. Bye, Fran. -Bye, Silky. 1105 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,580 Nac-uoy-fi, 1106 01:00:56,210 --> 01:00:58,040 if you can. 1107 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:00,330 Nac-uoy-fi… 1108 01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:03,340 if you can. 1109 01:01:16,170 --> 01:01:18,500 We need to speak backwards. 1110 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,920 Oh, my gosh. 1111 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,370 I wish I was my Mind Blast character. 1112 01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:33,300 Mm. In you pop. 1113 01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:36,710 That's it. Nice and safe. 1114 01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:38,910 Snug and warm. 1115 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,410 Sorry, fairy! This ain't going to Santa Claus! 1116 01:01:43,540 --> 01:01:46,870 It's going to Dame Snap! 1117 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:51,500 I wish I had someone else's voice. 1118 01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:54,760 Yay, it worked! 1119 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,630 Oh, Dame Snap will be so pleased 1120 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,710 -with little Oom Boom. -Who's a good boy? 1121 01:02:04,630 --> 01:02:06,380 Dame Snap! 1122 01:02:07,630 --> 01:02:09,300 Silky is in danger. 1123 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,750 Hey, what are you doing? 1124 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,630 Mind your own beeswax! 1125 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,710 You're sending her to Dame Snap. 1126 01:02:15,830 --> 01:02:16,910 Dame Snap? 1127 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,920 This will not do! 1128 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,790 - Ooh. -Come here! 1129 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,960 Oh! 1130 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,870 -Whoa, oh! 1131 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,750 -You come here, you! 1132 01:02:28,670 --> 01:02:30,550 That was quick. 1133 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,210 Wow, the North Pole. 1134 01:02:33,330 --> 01:02:34,370 Oh, you're okay. 1135 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,080 Santa, 1136 01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:38,500 you look exactly like my friend Beth. 1137 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,040 I am Beth. 1138 01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:42,630 Oom Boom Boom was gonna send you to Dame Snap. 1139 01:02:43,170 --> 01:02:44,420 You saved me. 1140 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,210 -Er, I guess. 1141 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:49,290 Hands up! 1142 01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:53,090 -This here is a toffee gun. 1143 01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:55,500 See? 1144 01:02:55,630 --> 01:02:57,050 And I'm not afraid to use it! 1145 01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:58,590 If you don't hand the fairy back, 1146 01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:01,000 -the lot of you are gonna… 1147 01:03:01,130 --> 01:03:02,090 -And that is why 1148 01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:03,540 I wear saucepans. 1149 01:03:03,670 --> 01:03:05,380 Ooh! Good to have you back. 1150 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,330 -Oh! 1151 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,380 The land's moving! Let's get out of here! 1152 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,460 Wait! Where's Silky? 1153 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,670 -Hey. -Hey. 1154 01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:20,540 All the wings and the tininess, 1155 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,210 that wasn't really me. 1156 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,090 I prefer me. 1157 01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:27,460 Right, let's go! Come on! 1158 01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:30,250 -Go, go, go! -Oh! Come on, this way! 1159 01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:31,460 Run, run! 1160 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,670 Go, go, go, go, go! 1161 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:40,460 So unhappy right now! 1162 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,380 -Go, go, go! 1163 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:47,290 Come on down the hatch! 1164 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:49,960 -Hurry! -Always with the door! 1165 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,670 -Cocoa, please, Mummy. 1166 01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:57,790 Hi, Mr Watzisname. 1167 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,090 Er, er… Hello. 1168 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:02,750 -Do me a favour, okay, Silky? -Anything. 1169 01:04:03,330 --> 01:04:05,370 Don't let any of these boys boss you around any more. 1170 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:06,710 All right. 1171 01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:08,660 Now, you do me this favour. 1172 01:04:08,790 --> 01:04:09,870 Sure. 1173 01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,790 Wear this pretty flower in your hair. 1174 01:04:12,330 --> 01:04:13,370 Okay. 1175 01:04:16,170 --> 01:04:17,880 Come on, you guys! Hurry up! 1176 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,160 What the… 1177 01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,790 See you on the other side. 1178 01:04:27,710 --> 01:04:29,750 There is no way I'm going down that. 1179 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,510 Never in a million years. 1180 01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:48,460 Yes! Amazing! 1181 01:05:08,670 --> 01:05:09,670 What's that? 1182 01:05:11,210 --> 01:05:12,590 It's Grandma's helicopter. 1183 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:14,830 Grandma? 1184 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,500 How did she know we were here? 1185 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,540 I don't know. I'm a helicopter, too, guys. 1186 01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:31,210 Well, you don't quit your job over silly things 1187 01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:33,580 like moral principles! 1188 01:05:33,710 --> 01:05:35,250 I mean, what am I to say 1189 01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:37,920 to people down at the club when they ask about you, mm? 1190 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,250 I will have to say she's… 1191 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,710 unemployed! 1192 01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:49,210 No! I will say you are in a coma or something. 1193 01:05:49,330 --> 01:05:51,000 Frieda, would you like some pumpkin seeds? 1194 01:05:51,130 --> 01:05:54,300 No. What do you think I am, a hamster? 1195 01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:57,330 Ah, kinder. Ugh! 1196 01:05:57,460 --> 01:05:59,960 Stand up straight, get a haircut. 1197 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,460 Oh, so pretty, Fran. Ja. 1198 01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:05,540 Beth. Good girl. 1199 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:06,710 Hi, guys. 1200 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,370 -Hey. -Where have you been? 1201 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,210 Beth and Joe came with me to the Enchanted Wood. 1202 01:06:10,330 --> 01:06:11,870 It was so fun! 1203 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,080 -Really? -Yeah. 1204 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,540 And what did you learn in this Enchanted Wood? 1205 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:19,000 Learn? Oh. Er… 1206 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,830 -I don't know. -"I don't know." 1207 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,210 No, it's okay. It's playtime. 1208 01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:23,750 Playing is plenty. 1209 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:28,960 So how are you going to pay this farmer his money? Mm? 1210 01:06:29,830 --> 01:06:31,910 We're making Dad's tomato sauce… 1211 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,620 Dad's tomato sauce? 1212 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:36,920 There will be a grand launch at the end of… 1213 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,790 -Mm. 1214 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,050 -Oh, ja, ja. -Yep. 1215 01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,960 No, I… I forgot about 1216 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,040 Timothy's heritage. 1217 01:06:47,330 --> 01:06:50,410 Oh, I actually don't know how to speak Italian, yet. 1218 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,040 But you're learning, are you? 1219 01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:54,380 No, no, no. My dad said, one day, 1220 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,040 it would just, sort of, come to me 1221 01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:59,590 when the, erm… you know, when the time was right. 1222 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,670 Yeah, of course it will. And how will you be paying 1223 01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,870 your manufacturing expenses, hmm? 1224 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,210 Your machinery, your equipment? 1225 01:07:08,330 --> 01:07:09,580 -I'm doing that. -Mm! 1226 01:07:09,710 --> 01:07:11,630 -You? -Yes. 1227 01:07:12,330 --> 01:07:15,330 I'm laughing! Ho-ho-ho! 1228 01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:17,290 Polly has designed 1229 01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:20,090 and made literally everything that we could possibly need. 1230 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,290 Tim. 1231 01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:23,500 She made an automated 1232 01:07:23,630 --> 01:07:25,840 irrigation structure from nothing. 1233 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:27,000 Sprinkler? 1234 01:07:27,670 --> 01:07:30,210 Oh, no, but then you combine it with this. 1235 01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:31,710 This multi-domed, 1236 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:34,410 temperature-regulated climate marquee. 1237 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,040 A greenhouse? 1238 01:07:36,710 --> 01:07:37,750 You do know these things 1239 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,630 have already been invented, don't you? 1240 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,540 That's not really the point, Mum. 1241 01:07:41,670 --> 01:07:44,000 Then what is the point, Polly? 1242 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,250 If you don't mind me asking. 1243 01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:49,710 Frieda, let's pump the brakes. 1244 01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:58,080 I am extremely disappointed in you, Polly. 1245 01:07:58,670 --> 01:07:59,630 I thought you would be. 1246 01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:02,330 How about we put this truck in reverse? 1247 01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:05,590 Beep, beep, beep, beep… 1248 01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:10,380 I am not playing bumper cars with you, Timothy! 1249 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,750 It may seem strange to you, Frieda, but we're happy here. 1250 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,170 Well, I'm sure you are, Timothy. 1251 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,630 But what about you, Beth, huh? 1252 01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:22,040 Don't you miss your friends? 1253 01:08:22,170 --> 01:08:24,090 Don't you want to be back in the city? 1254 01:08:24,210 --> 01:08:27,130 -Well, yes, but… -Well, there we are. 1255 01:08:28,130 --> 01:08:29,710 I will get you a place in a good school 1256 01:08:29,830 --> 01:08:31,750 in the city next term and you can stay with me. 1257 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,050 -Mum! -Whoa. 1258 01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:35,210 Don't worry, I will leave you alone for now. 1259 01:08:35,790 --> 01:08:41,460 Or, in fact, put this grand launch into the diary. 1260 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,330 Yes, I will be here 1261 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,000 to witness the disaster. 1262 01:08:48,130 --> 01:08:50,090 -Oh, great. -And then, of course, 1263 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:52,460 rescue you from all this chaos. 1264 01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:54,410 We'll see ourselves out. 1265 01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:58,340 Thank you for your letter, Beth. 1266 01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,590 Hmm. 1267 01:09:15,710 --> 01:09:16,920 Oh, dear. 1268 01:09:25,330 --> 01:09:27,620 Er… Well… 1269 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:33,960 Sun's going down. I'd best fire up the electricity. 1270 01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:37,380 We've got electricity? 1271 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,000 And Wi-Fi. 1272 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:49,630 -He… He doesn't mean… -He doesn't mean me. No. 1273 01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:51,870 He means actual Wi-Fi. 1274 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000 Ah. 1275 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:07,330 -Hi! I'm back! 1276 01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:09,670 -Oh, gee, we missed you! 1277 01:10:09,790 --> 01:10:11,290 I missed you, too. 1278 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:12,500 You okay, though? 1279 01:10:12,630 --> 01:10:13,840 Sure. Why? 1280 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,250 You've got plants in your hair, babes. 1281 01:10:16,710 --> 01:10:18,500 -Oh. Oh. 1282 01:10:19,380 --> 01:10:21,010 The electricity is gone. Hello? 1283 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,130 Oh, Beth, there you are. 1284 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:53,920 I'm just about to show Fran and Joe the dream binder. 1285 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,000 What's a dream binder? 1286 01:10:56,130 --> 01:10:57,420 It's something that me and your dad made 1287 01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:58,870 when we were students. 1288 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,880 It's a place where you record your dreams. 1289 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,880 Dreams of what we wanted to do, who we wanted to be. 1290 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,710 It's the reason that we came here, in a way. 1291 01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:08,830 Really? 1292 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:12,090 Yeah. Well, you know that your dad grew up round here, 1293 01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:14,630 just the other side of your wood, actually. 1294 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:17,790 And his dad grew tomatoes, just like we're doing. 1295 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,090 What happened? 1296 01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:20,340 Well, your granddad 1297 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,330 died very suddenly when Daddy was little, 1298 01:11:24,420 --> 01:11:27,000 and him and his mum, 1299 01:11:27,130 --> 01:11:28,710 they tried to keep the business going, 1300 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:32,090 but it was too much just for the two of them. 1301 01:11:32,210 --> 01:11:34,590 So, eventually, they moved to the city, 1302 01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:36,670 and your dad went to art school. 1303 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:39,040 And that's where we started dreaming together. 1304 01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:41,170 Don't judge the drawing. 1305 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:42,790 There we are. 1306 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:46,420 -That's you. -That is me. Very young me. 1307 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:49,790 -Dad wanted to be a rock star? 1308 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,340 He did, yeah, among other things. 1309 01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:53,670 -Why didn't he? 1310 01:11:53,790 --> 01:11:55,540 Well, he was busy looking after you lot. 1311 01:11:56,420 --> 01:11:57,550 Oh. 1312 01:11:57,670 --> 01:12:00,340 Which let me go after my dreams. 1313 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:02,130 You made a space station? 1314 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,920 Oh, no, I didn't. 1315 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,620 I invented a fridge. 1316 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,250 But one day, a space station. 1317 01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:11,420 -Oh. -Is that Grandma? 1318 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,170 It is. Yeah. 1319 01:12:13,290 --> 01:12:14,830 It's funny, I'd forgotten I'd drawn that. 1320 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,380 You got her face wrong. 1321 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,750 Yeah, it's probably because she's smiling. 1322 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,170 -Yeah. Yeah. 1323 01:12:21,630 --> 01:12:23,380 All I ever wanted to do was to… 1324 01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:25,590 well, make her proud. 1325 01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:28,630 That's the thing about dreams, isn't it? 1326 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,590 Sometimes they just don't come true, 1327 01:12:30,710 --> 01:12:32,380 no matter how hard you wish for them. 1328 01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:37,210 Oh. Now, this is the one I want to show you. 1329 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,790 Now, your dad and I, we drew this 1330 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,170 before any of you were even born, 1331 01:12:42,790 --> 01:12:44,120 because one of our dreams 1332 01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:47,670 was that we'd live here in the countryside, 1333 01:12:47,790 --> 01:12:51,290 living off the land, with hopefully a happy family. 1334 01:12:52,580 --> 01:12:53,660 You guys, basically. 1335 01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:00,460 There we are. 1336 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,210 But why am I a girl? 1337 01:13:03,330 --> 01:13:05,750 Er, yeah. Well, like I said, 1338 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,170 you can't have everything, can you? 1339 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,340 I wanted you guys to know why we're here. 1340 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,840 Look, I… I know it's been hard, 1341 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:17,830 and mad. 1342 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,330 But your dad and I just felt like we were all growing apart 1343 01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:23,340 and that, maybe, a place like this 1344 01:13:24,130 --> 01:13:25,840 would help to bring us all back together again. 1345 01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:28,790 Maybe it's worked. 1346 01:13:29,670 --> 01:13:31,090 Do you remember the last time we did this? 1347 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,420 I don't think we've ever done this. 1348 01:14:31,130 --> 01:14:33,880 Any jars, anyone? Spare jars? 1349 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,790 Hang on. 1350 01:15:11,670 --> 01:15:12,750 Here you go. 1351 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,210 Mm! 1352 01:15:17,290 --> 01:15:19,710 -Put it in your mouth. 1353 01:15:19,830 --> 01:15:21,960 It's the dirtiest glove in the whole world. 1354 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,130 Great, just stepped in snail poop. 1355 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:37,260 Guys, it's from Silky. 1356 01:15:38,170 --> 01:15:40,500 The Land of Dreams is at the top of the tree today. 1357 01:15:40,630 --> 01:15:42,010 Today? Okay, come on, guys, let's go. 1358 01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:44,090 Joe, we've got to finish this. 1359 01:15:44,210 --> 01:15:46,250 We will. Land of Dreams tonight! 1360 01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,010 -Tonight! Yes! -Here we go! Get to work. 1361 01:15:48,130 --> 01:15:49,760 Let's go. Come on, we've got this. 1362 01:15:52,210 --> 01:15:53,170 Hey! 1363 01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:11,420 Mm! Best pasta sauce yet, Dad! 1364 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,710 It is the climate, just like Italy, 1365 01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:15,250 -where my forefathers… -Oh, no! 1366 01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:17,210 …they tilled the land with their bare hands. 1367 01:16:17,330 --> 01:16:18,910 You're not Italian, you fool. 1368 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,460 We haven't even been to Italy. 1369 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:22,500 Why is my pasta sauce-a so good, eh? 1370 01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:23,760 Spaghetti race, me and you. 1371 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,170 Three, two, one! 1372 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:28,750 - Go, go, go! -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1373 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,260 -Race, race, spaghetti. -Go, go, go, go! 1374 01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:32,710 Come on, Fran, you've gotta beat him. 1375 01:16:37,170 --> 01:16:39,800 -No! Don't, no! 1376 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,040 Why aren't they coming back? 1377 01:16:44,790 --> 01:16:46,120 I thought they quite liked us. 1378 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,830 Don't worry, everyone. Of course they're coming back. 1379 01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:50,590 Hmm. 1380 01:17:00,210 --> 01:17:01,460 -Hmm? 1381 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,380 They're not coming back, are they? 1382 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,630 I told you. 1383 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:09,250 They always forget about us when they grow up. 1384 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:12,620 Well, best we forget about them, too. 1385 01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:15,870 Come on. 1386 01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:40,380 Dad, someone from the DeCanio's 1387 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:42,210 is coming to the launch today. 1388 01:17:42,330 --> 01:17:43,370 -What? -What? 1389 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,670 They're the biggest tomato sauce company in the world. 1390 01:17:45,790 --> 01:17:47,750 Hey, if they like your sauce, then we can pay off this place 1391 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,460 -in no time. -Well, all right. 1392 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:51,410 Does anyone want to help me harvest 1393 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,960 some really juicy tomatoes? 1394 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,620 -Yeah! 1395 01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:57,790 -Okay, let's go! 1396 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,210 Okay, drumroll please, Joe! 1397 01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:14,260 -Trumpet, Fran! 1398 01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:15,960 -Hey! 1399 01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:27,920 No. No, no, no, no. No. 1400 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,500 How? 1401 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:38,090 I don't understand. 1402 01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:40,300 They were fine yesterday. 1403 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,250 Maggots. 1404 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,420 -No. -Ruined. They're all ruined. 1405 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,750 Okay. 1406 01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:08,960 I'm sorry, guys. 1407 01:19:09,790 --> 01:19:10,960 Adventure's over. 1408 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:12,840 Better start packing. 1409 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,880 I should probably tell the villagers 1410 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,580 that the opening is off, and, erm… 1411 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,120 people from DeCanio's, too. 1412 01:19:22,130 --> 01:19:24,300 Wait. Can we have a couple of hours? 1413 01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:25,960 -What for? -If we can still get 1414 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,040 the farmer his money, we can stay, right? 1415 01:19:28,170 --> 01:19:30,670 -Yeah, but… -Bethy, it's over, darling. 1416 01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:33,290 I can't explain. Just trust me. 1417 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:35,460 Please. 1418 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:37,920 Okay. 1419 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,090 Come on, let's go. 1420 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,300 Beth, where are you going? 1421 01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:49,670 This is all my fault. No, it's not. 1422 01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:51,120 It is. 1423 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:53,630 I made a stupid wish in the Land of Birthdays 1424 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,630 for the tomatoes to fail so we could all go home. 1425 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,000 All right, then, it is your fault. 1426 01:19:57,130 --> 01:19:59,260 Yes. And why didn't you just reverse it? 1427 01:19:59,380 --> 01:20:01,920 I wish I had, but I didn't. 1428 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:03,750 So now I've got to fix it. 1429 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:05,670 Are you coming? 1430 01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:08,170 -Yeah. We're coming. -Yeah. 1431 01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:30,880 Do you expect us to help you 1432 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,290 when you abandoned us? 1433 01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:34,340 We didn't technically abandon you. 1434 01:20:34,460 --> 01:20:36,040 We were helping Mum and Dad. 1435 01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:37,710 We're going to help them, Moonface. 1436 01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:40,040 They're our friends. 1437 01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,340 Who put you in charge? 1438 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,000 I did, Mister… 1439 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,260 Man… head! 1440 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,590 -Was that better, Beth? -Getting there, Silky. 1441 01:20:51,130 --> 01:20:52,210 All right. 1442 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,040 What do you propose? 1443 01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:56,300 Oom Boom Boom said there was a Land of Spells? 1444 01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:57,460 Yes, a spell would do it. 1445 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,870 Yes, a spell that makes tomatoes better again. 1446 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,750 Good idea. Only problem is, 1447 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:03,550 the Land of Spells is months away. 1448 01:21:03,670 --> 01:21:05,460 Can we cross the lands ourselves? 1449 01:21:05,580 --> 01:21:06,750 Completely impossible. 1450 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,000 Or… 1451 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:11,670 -completely possible. -Oh. 1452 01:21:11,790 --> 01:21:13,250 It's the Land of Know Alls at the top of the tree today. 1453 01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:14,510 If anyone were to know 1454 01:21:14,630 --> 01:21:15,960 how to get to the Land of Spells, it's them. 1455 01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:26,630 You wish to cross the lands… 1456 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:28,920 To locate a magical spell… 1457 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,120 To save some tomatoes. 1458 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:35,460 So that your father can make his Italian pasta sauce. 1459 01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:37,660 Which, in turn, will mean your house and lands 1460 01:21:37,790 --> 01:21:40,620 can be saved from your evil grandma. 1461 01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:43,960 But crossing the lands is very difficult. 1462 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,460 And for this reason, you have come to us, 1463 01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:48,910 the Know Alls, for help. 1464 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,250 We know all of this… 1465 01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:52,670 -because… -Because… 1466 01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:53,790 -…we are… -…we are… 1467 01:22:00,380 --> 01:22:03,460 No. You know all that because we just told you it. 1468 01:22:03,580 --> 01:22:05,410 All right, no need to get shirty. 1469 01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:06,830 -It's still… 1470 01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:09,040 stuff we know. 1471 01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:10,340 Look, we're in a hurry. 1472 01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:11,840 -Ah! -Ah! 1473 01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:13,500 You're in a hurry. 1474 01:22:13,630 --> 01:22:14,920 I can tell. 1475 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,830 I feel the hand of time 1476 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,920 weighs heavy on your shoulders. 1477 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,960 A ticking clock, no less. 1478 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,540 You're doing it again! 1479 01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:23,800 Now you're raising your voice at us. 1480 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,000 Shouting. 1481 01:22:25,130 --> 01:22:27,340 -Losing your temper. -Are we correct? 1482 01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:29,630 -Yes! -That's why 1483 01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:31,710 they call us the Know Alls. 1484 01:22:37,710 --> 01:22:40,210 Do you know a way to cross the lands or not? 1485 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:42,250 - Of course. 1486 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:43,760 -What a question! -We know! 1487 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:44,840 -'Course we know. -Okay. 1488 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,920 We know everything. 1489 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,710 -Tell me, then. -Er… 1490 01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,040 Oh, erm… 1491 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:52,010 -We, er… -Er, yes. 1492 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:54,960 There's a land-hopping machine in the next room. 1493 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,120 - There. 1494 01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:57,290 Come on, everybody. 1495 01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,080 Whoa! It's just like the plane in Mind Blast. 1496 01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:06,670 Mind Blast? We are looking good. 1497 01:23:09,130 --> 01:23:10,380 Buckle up, guys. 1498 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:13,500 -Whoa! 1499 01:23:13,630 --> 01:23:15,960 -Oh, no! 1500 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:20,040 I can fly! 1501 01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:23,620 Oh, we're not going in there, are we? 1502 01:23:31,210 --> 01:23:32,670 Oh, look, there are the others. 1503 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:34,040 Maybe they've had more luck. 1504 01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:35,250 Hey, guys! 1505 01:23:35,790 --> 01:23:37,170 We found a plant growing spell! 1506 01:23:37,290 --> 01:23:39,040 -That's great. -Yes, but the bad news is 1507 01:23:39,170 --> 01:23:40,710 he won't sell it to us. 1508 01:23:40,830 --> 01:23:41,790 Why? 1509 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,420 I don't know. The idiot keeps on speaking in riddles. 1510 01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:47,000 I don't believe in material objects, that's all! 1511 01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,250 This spell, 'tis a personal favourite of mine, 1512 01:23:50,380 --> 01:23:52,050 so I want something priceless 1513 01:23:52,710 --> 01:23:54,340 which cannot be bought or sold. 1514 01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:56,540 -Oh, forget about it. Come on! -All right. 1515 01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:58,050 Moony, there's a good bloke over there. 1516 01:23:58,170 --> 01:24:00,710 -I hear he's got a good stall. -Yeah. 1517 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,840 -Wait. -What? 1518 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,170 I've got an idea. 1519 01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:12,840 No, absolutely no. 1520 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,090 You've got to be joking. 1521 01:24:14,210 --> 01:24:15,380 Fine. 1522 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,790 I'll do it myself, then. 1523 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,000 Fine. 1524 01:26:02,210 --> 01:26:03,750 Yeah, that was, erm… 1525 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:11,920 beautiful. 1526 01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,290 Thank you. 1527 01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:14,920 Thank you. 1528 01:26:23,540 --> 01:26:26,250 Moonface, which way back to the Faraway Tree? 1529 01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:29,130 -Erm, right. -Right! 1530 01:26:30,630 --> 01:26:32,130 No, wait. What? 1531 01:26:32,830 --> 01:26:34,040 -Bear left. -Left? 1532 01:26:34,170 --> 01:26:36,380 No, wait. Bear right. 1533 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:37,830 That makes no sense! 1534 01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:40,870 No. Left. Definitely left. 1535 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,960 -Are you sure? -You can trust me, tiny human. 1536 01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:56,420 -Whoa! 1537 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,540 -What's happening? -We're losing power. 1538 01:26:58,670 --> 01:27:00,090 We must be out of fuel. 1539 01:27:00,210 --> 01:27:01,380 It doesn't have fuel. 1540 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:03,000 -As an aviation expert, 1541 01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:05,880 -I think the plane is tired. -Tired? 1542 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,750 We mustn't let it get overtired 1543 01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,380 or it'll have a mid-air tantrum, 1544 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,710 and it won't be good. 1545 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,170 Wait, what's that sound? It's snoring. 1546 01:27:15,290 --> 01:27:17,170 It says it's asleep. 1547 01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:20,120 It just needs a rest. 1548 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,130 Wait, I see a land. I'll bring it down. 1549 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:43,210 Ah, this land seems lovely. 1550 01:27:43,330 --> 01:27:44,500 If you say so. 1551 01:27:44,630 --> 01:27:46,210 This place is creepy. 1552 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,040 There are no bad lands, are there? 1553 01:27:49,170 --> 01:27:51,250 Oh, there's one. Dame Washalot told me about it, 1554 01:27:51,380 --> 01:27:52,920 said it was like a prison. 1555 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:55,710 What was it called? The Land of er… 1556 01:27:55,830 --> 01:27:56,960 Dame Snap? 1557 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,210 Welcome… 1558 01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:04,160 all you new pupils to my school, 1559 01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:06,000 and so keen. 1560 01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,000 I didn't even have to lure you here. 1561 01:28:08,130 --> 01:28:09,260 You just walked right into it. 1562 01:28:09,380 --> 01:28:12,380 -Like so many little flies… 1563 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,210 …into a spider's… 1564 01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:15,330 web. 1565 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,050 Oh. 1566 01:28:22,330 --> 01:28:23,370 -Poor fly. 1567 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,170 -There was no need for that. -Right. 1568 01:28:25,290 --> 01:28:28,620 I'm in the mood for some music. 1569 01:28:29,330 --> 01:28:30,330 Aren't you? 1570 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,040 Off you go. 1571 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,760 Wait. No! We don't have time for this! 1572 01:29:05,670 --> 01:29:06,710 What's happening? 1573 01:29:08,210 --> 01:29:09,340 I'm not quite sure. 1574 01:29:20,290 --> 01:29:21,540 Did you just laugh at me? 1575 01:29:21,670 --> 01:29:22,920 -Shh! 1576 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,620 -No. -Did you… 1577 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,080 Do you want… 1578 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,210 -Do you want a slap? -Ooh. 1579 01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:31,460 -Ooh. Ooh. 1580 01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:33,750 That used to be my name, you know. 1581 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,000 Dame Slap! 1582 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:39,840 But not any more, because the school inspector came 1583 01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:43,000 and said that I wasn't allowed to hit my pupils any more. 1584 01:29:44,460 --> 01:29:46,210 But he doesn't come to this school any more, does he? 1585 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,960 -And neither do the children. -And neither do the children. 1586 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:52,540 -Because it's a bad school. -Because it's a bad… 1587 01:29:53,210 --> 01:29:55,710 No, it's not a bad school, is it? No. 1588 01:29:55,830 --> 01:29:57,710 It's the pupils that are bad! 1589 01:29:57,830 --> 01:29:59,290 But you don't even know us. 1590 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:03,130 All right, then, let's get to know you, then, shall we? 1591 01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:04,380 You. 1592 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,040 Beardy weirdo, what's your name? 1593 01:30:07,170 --> 01:30:09,250 Er, erm… I don't know. 1594 01:30:09,830 --> 01:30:11,580 -What? -Sorry, er, Miss… 1595 01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:13,500 er, I don't know my name. 1596 01:30:13,630 --> 01:30:14,840 Are you pulling my chain? 1597 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,840 No, it's not gonna rain. It's sunny outside. 1598 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,790 I am going to snap. 1599 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:20,130 -I mean it! -Hmm. All right. 1600 01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:25,250 So one more time, what is your name? 1601 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,580 It's on the tip of my tongue. My… My name is 1602 01:30:28,710 --> 01:30:30,210 S… Ch… 1603 01:30:32,130 --> 01:30:33,300 No, I don't know. 1604 01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:35,500 Three days' detention! Out! 1605 01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:37,050 Detention? 1606 01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:39,710 -Where's he going? -Right. 1607 01:30:39,830 --> 01:30:41,660 Anyone else? Detention? 1608 01:30:41,790 --> 01:30:42,960 Mm-mm? No? 1609 01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:44,250 Yes. 1610 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:46,380 Get out! 1611 01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:48,460 What are you doing? 1612 01:30:48,580 --> 01:30:50,000 We've got to get back, remember? 1613 01:30:50,130 --> 01:30:51,130 We have a better chance 1614 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,630 of escaping detention than here. 1615 01:30:59,630 --> 01:31:00,670 Who threw that? 1616 01:31:02,130 --> 01:31:03,380 I did! 1617 01:31:05,290 --> 01:31:06,290 Right. 1618 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:12,920 Detention, right now! 1619 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,120 Thank you. 1620 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:16,920 Out! Out! Out! 1621 01:31:18,830 --> 01:31:20,620 -Miss? -Yes? 1622 01:31:21,790 --> 01:31:23,540 I think you're one of the best teachers 1623 01:31:23,670 --> 01:31:25,130 in the universe. 1624 01:31:26,210 --> 01:31:27,670 I have a question. 1625 01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:29,920 Come a little bit closer. 1626 01:31:37,420 --> 01:31:39,210 That's disgusting. 1627 01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:40,540 Get out! 1628 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:46,670 Ah. 1629 01:31:46,790 --> 01:31:48,540 What is happening? Get out! 1630 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,210 With pleasure. 1631 01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:51,790 -Oh, Moony. -Ooh. 1632 01:31:52,630 --> 01:31:54,010 Oh, Miss. 1633 01:31:54,130 --> 01:31:55,380 Is it just me, or does it smell… 1634 01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:56,540 …like roses in here? 1635 01:31:56,670 --> 01:31:58,670 Get out of my classroom, pot head! 1636 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:04,210 Is anyone hungry? 1637 01:32:04,330 --> 01:32:05,750 Because I've been sitting 1638 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,380 on this pile of rotten vegetables, 1639 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,830 which might be quite nice. 1640 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,540 -Yuck! -Great plan, Beth. 1641 01:32:10,670 --> 01:32:12,000 Get put in prison. 1642 01:32:12,130 --> 01:32:13,840 Well, why don't you think of another plan, then? 1643 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,590 Well, I could. 1644 01:32:15,710 --> 01:32:17,880 I am the best in all the lands at coming up with plans, 1645 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,380 -but I don't want to. -Why? 1646 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,790 Because I'm done helping humans. 1647 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,250 I told you we should never have 1648 01:32:25,380 --> 01:32:27,170 let humans back in our lives. 1649 01:32:27,290 --> 01:32:28,670 They come as children, 1650 01:32:28,790 --> 01:32:30,540 "Oh, let's play all day in the sunshine 1651 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:32,550 "and we'll remember you forever." 1652 01:32:32,670 --> 01:32:34,380 But then, they grow up 1653 01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:36,630 and they forget all about you. 1654 01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:38,540 Well, that's just the way it is, Moonface. 1655 01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:41,710 -It has to be that way. -It's true, Moony. 1656 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,830 Only children believe in magic. 1657 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,170 -Mm. -Grownups always forget. 1658 01:32:46,750 --> 01:32:47,920 Our dad didn't. 1659 01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:50,300 He used to live around here. 1660 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,330 And he said the woods were full of fairies 1661 01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:55,790 and pixies and joy and wonder. 1662 01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:57,090 And he was right. 1663 01:32:57,710 --> 01:33:01,420 -What's his name? -Tim. Tim Thompson. 1664 01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,590 Timmy? 1665 01:33:06,710 --> 01:33:08,170 -You knew him? -Oh, yes. 1666 01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,290 Yes, we loved him. 1667 01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:11,920 Especially Moonface, but… 1668 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:13,000 -…one day 1669 01:33:13,130 --> 01:33:14,380 he just stopped coming. 1670 01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:17,000 We… We thought he'd forgotten us. 1671 01:33:17,130 --> 01:33:20,170 -Hmm. - But… 1672 01:33:20,290 --> 01:33:22,080 he… he didn't. 1673 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,920 He came back. 1674 01:33:28,130 --> 01:33:29,630 He came back after all. 1675 01:33:31,460 --> 01:33:33,670 Right. 1676 01:33:35,290 --> 01:33:37,460 Plan. What's the hardest rotten thing on that pile? 1677 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:39,420 This potato. 1678 01:33:39,540 --> 01:33:40,540 Good. 1679 01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:43,080 Joe, growing spell, please. 1680 01:33:44,290 --> 01:33:45,580 -Hey, not all of it. -Don't worry. 1681 01:33:45,710 --> 01:33:47,210 There's plenty left. It's strong stuff. 1682 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:48,620 Leave this to me, Moony. 1683 01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,380 Saucepans are the perfect protection 1684 01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:52,130 in a situation like this. 1685 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:55,590 Right. Okey-doke. 1686 01:34:02,330 --> 01:34:04,960 -Fire in the hole! -Everyone get behind Saucy. 1687 01:34:10,170 --> 01:34:11,460 You really are good at plans. 1688 01:34:11,580 --> 01:34:13,960 Of course. Do you think I just make these things up? 1689 01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:17,580 Who wants to get out of prison? 1690 01:34:17,710 --> 01:34:18,960 -I do. -Yeah, let's go. 1691 01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:20,290 -Nice! 1692 01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:24,120 Faster, faster! Hurry, Fran. 1693 01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:28,120 Get to the land hopper! 1694 01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:32,040 It can't be. 1695 01:34:32,170 --> 01:34:33,880 Wakey-wakey, rise and shine time! 1696 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,170 -Wake up, plane! -Wake up! 1697 01:34:46,670 --> 01:34:48,840 It's awake! She's woken it up! 1698 01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:50,210 It's working! It's working! 1699 01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:53,040 Come on, let's go! Hurry! 1700 01:34:54,630 --> 01:34:55,920 No, no, no! 1701 01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:57,800 Go, go, go! 1702 01:35:00,670 --> 01:35:03,630 -She's coming out of the gate! -She's coming! 1703 01:35:03,750 --> 01:35:05,540 She doesn't look very happy. 1704 01:35:05,670 --> 01:35:07,710 -Come on, Joe! 1705 01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:15,630 -Whoa! 1706 01:35:38,460 --> 01:35:40,090 Yeah! 1707 01:35:40,790 --> 01:35:42,670 I knew she wouldn't give up on us! 1708 01:35:44,130 --> 01:35:47,010 Well, well. Bye-bye, Snappy. 1709 01:36:04,580 --> 01:36:06,750 Oh, dear, what's that? 1710 01:36:09,170 --> 01:36:11,380 No! No, sorry! 1711 01:36:12,330 --> 01:36:14,210 Sorry, sorry. 1712 01:36:14,330 --> 01:36:15,960 The grand launch is cancelled. 1713 01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:18,410 There's no tomato sauce here today. I'm sorry. 1714 01:36:21,580 --> 01:36:24,580 It's… It's all a mess. It's all bad. It's all wrong. 1715 01:36:27,830 --> 01:36:29,460 My children were supposed to… 1716 01:36:29,580 --> 01:36:31,660 were supposed to send a message. 1717 01:36:36,500 --> 01:36:37,580 Beth! 1718 01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:39,750 -Stop! 1719 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:41,670 -Honestly… 1720 01:36:44,210 --> 01:36:45,250 -Please, please! 1721 01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:46,380 I'm sorry! Please! 1722 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,580 They failed! My plants, they failed! 1723 01:36:48,710 --> 01:36:50,130 It's all failed. I'm sorry! 1724 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,210 Be… 1725 01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:52,870 What are you talking about, failed? 1726 01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,330 They's beautiful! 1727 01:36:54,460 --> 01:36:56,040 Aye, they's beautos, mate. 1728 01:36:56,670 --> 01:36:58,960 -What on Earth? 1729 01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:28,090 I have no idea what you did. 1730 01:37:29,460 --> 01:37:30,590 Thank you. 1731 01:37:32,670 --> 01:37:34,090 We didn't really do anything. 1732 01:37:36,380 --> 01:37:37,510 Come here. 1733 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,960 Amore mio. 1734 01:38:39,670 --> 01:38:40,920 Do you think they'll stay? 1735 01:38:41,710 --> 01:38:42,790 I'm sure they will. 1736 01:38:43,330 --> 01:38:44,580 Or my name's not… 1737 01:38:46,750 --> 01:38:48,210 Hey, guys! 1738 01:38:49,790 --> 01:38:51,000 I've remembered my name! 1739 01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:53,340 What is it, then? 1740 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:55,210 It's… S… 1741 01:38:57,080 --> 01:38:58,160 It's… 1742 01:38:59,380 --> 01:39:00,880 -No, it's gone again. 1743 01:39:06,670 --> 01:39:07,670 Wait. 1744 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,750 Where's Moonface? 1745 01:39:10,670 --> 01:39:11,800 Oh. 1746 01:39:14,670 --> 01:39:16,340 -Hey, Beth. -Hi, Beth. 1747 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,130 Phones in the scratchel, please. 1748 01:39:20,540 --> 01:39:21,960 Scratchel. Screen satchel. 1749 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:23,580 Scratchel… 1750 01:39:24,210 --> 01:39:25,170 Erm… 1751 01:39:25,290 --> 01:39:26,500 I love it. It's so rural. 1752 01:39:28,330 --> 01:39:31,250 Whoa. Everything looks so cool here, Beth. 1753 01:39:33,330 --> 01:39:34,750 Wait till you see what's in the wood. 1754 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:36,170 Come on. I'll show you round. 1755 01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:01,210 Welcome home, Timmy. 1756 01:40:17,330 --> 01:40:18,460 Moonface… 1757 01:42:13,630 --> 01:42:15,960 Sing along now! Sing along, y'all! 1758 01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:17,790 But he has not won yet. 1759 01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:19,300 I will get them back to the city 1760 01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:21,210 if it is the last thing I do. 1761 01:42:22,380 --> 01:42:24,880 -Bye-bye, my lovers. -Laters, potaters. 1762 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,040 -About high time, innit? -Don't speak to them. 1763 01:42:26,170 --> 01:42:27,210 Don't speak to them! 1764 01:42:28,420 --> 01:42:29,380 So much fun 1765 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:30,790 messing with city folk, darling. 1766 01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:33,460 Ah, big time, so much fun. 1767 01:42:33,580 --> 01:42:35,120 Fancy a dance? 1768 01:42:35,250 --> 01:42:36,630 Don't mind if I do. 1769 01:42:39,670 --> 01:42:40,750 Hey, I like this family song. 1770 01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:42,170 What happened then? 1771 01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:51,790 Yee-ha! All right! 1772 01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:58,870 He's wild! Oh, yeah, he's wild all right! 1773 01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:00,000 Hey-hey, hey-hey! 1774 01:43:07,670 --> 01:43:09,340 You better make 'em loose. I'm getting loose. 1775 01:43:22,790 --> 01:43:25,420 Bring it on home now, Thompsons! Bring it on home! 1776 01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:26,500 Whoo! 1777 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:37,790 Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo! Ride 'em, cowboy! 1778 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:39,000 Where am I? 1779 01:49:59,000 --> 01:50:00,580 Would you like some wine? 119185

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