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storms are brewing

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pirates in full sail

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oh

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it is no ordinary pirates tis him

pirates of doom

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java like tight corners

but not type uniform

i can't wait this field trip to the

marine museum is going to be so cool not

sure what world you live in but a mine

museum and cool don't go in the same

sentence

oh come on what's cooler than

discovering our maritime heritage boring

exploring famous explorers and viewing

artifacts boringer and boringest

learning about the history of pirates

pirates cool

oh and they even have actual relics from

the infamous pirate captain blood oh

when i was a kid my dream was to be a

pirate really my dream was to be an

olympic gymnast

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dream

more like a nightmare don't listen to

him diana you should totally try out for

the gymnastics team and not just cause

we have these awesome jackets we've got

matching pants too you're right jenny i

should try out

you a gymnast please you're the poster

girl for uncoordination oh yeah watch

this

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maybe you should stick to something

safer like the gardening club

i want everyone to stay with the group

and pay close attention because what you

learn will be very useful for your

history projects

java love chocolate coins

yeah you might even like them better if

you unwrap them first job

now let's hunt for some real pirate

relics

off limits to students

huh good thing i'm not much of a student

what relics you want ones that belong to

captain blood

captain blood he's this legendary pirate

said to have supernatural powers so it's

only natural we investigate right

not sure you should you watch activated

eye cutter selected

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java should have stayed on bus

21 22 23 seem to be one student short

and i have a pretty good idea who's

missing

this is the greatest school trip ever

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maybe that was a real pirate's leg

pirates were made of wood i'd better not

find modern mystery inside that room

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but i've sworn i heard something

hmm

oh that was close

too close

java doesn't want to lose job

then we better bail before mr hook comes

back

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just watch what i do

stay tight in the duck

keep your arms straight

and stick the landing got it tuck

straight stick got it

was that kind of okay

not really but at least nobody saw your

humiliation

except martin he's not laughing at you

look

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next

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i believe this belongs to you

come on classmates who dares challenge

the mighty martin more like the mighty

mouth

ah jared the class champ a worthy

opponent ah martin the class chump a

worthless opponent

whoa

maybe martin should try out for the

gymnastics team

who's the trump now matey

martin doesn't fence at least he didn't

what's gotten into him whatever it is

i'm into it too

hmm

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all that gymnastics really gets the

appetite going are you gonna eat your

apple it's all yours

um martin why are you stealing apples

and why are you putting a breadstick in

your sauce watch that tuck little missy

before i give you a taste of the cat

here you are enjoy the captain's

bountiful booty

that's so cute and the puffy shirt and

rip pants are totally funky

yeah the only funky thing about those

ratty clothes is the smell

well i love your 70s look

1770s look that is hmm

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much obliged

gangway

oh hi matey

much obliged gangway who is he fooling

with that lame ahoy martin i'm ganging

away

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hey bucko mr hook wants to see you stat

i think he knows you were goofing off at

the museum

yeah and on the subject of goofy um why

is blinky the bio class budgie on your

shoulder

tis my parrot i discovered him myself

tis no parrot and you're no pirate oh

what's up with you this whole pirate

thing is totally played out hey martin

this way old school pirate look is

totally in are you mocking the captain

no captain i mean

martin

did i say something wrong

no but something is seriously messed

with martin and i'm gonna find out what

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mr mystery you're just in time i was

watching the most interesting program

starring you and the school bus

driver i have no time for ye test

treasure i seek why are you speaking

like a common pirate and why is the

biology class budgie on your shoulder

i'm no common pirate and tis nobody

well please return blinky at once and

hand over any treasure you may have

removed from the museum then we'll think

of a suitable punishment

i fear you to place your hands on

captain blood's medallion captain plugs

medallion martin are you sure you're all

right no

perhaps a visit to the school nurse

what's going on here and i i i can't see

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what are you doing stay away from me

spirits of the fallen pirates i invoke

your power

not right to go in martin's room without

permission

martin's the one who's not right and

this is the only way to find out why

huh okay

but you go first

what's with the rope and the map martin

just keeps getting weirder

maybe planning trip

but it's a nautical map and martin

doesn't sail

and a compass

he's definitely going somewhere we'll

sail hole right after i grab the map

i know where martin going his room

quick java hide

again

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stick the landing not stink the landing

who goes there oh java goes here not for

long he don't we're a sight for sore

eyes aren't we

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the girl went that way

let's get her never mind her we have

treasure to find but first we'll need a

vessel

mom i need your help

funny i was going to say the same thing

what happened looks like this place was

ransacked

we were ransacked by pirates a

delusional pirate version of martin and

his crew of bandits including java

marauded the center oh no i knew martin

was acting strange that's why i came

here where is he now you mean martin or

his alter ego captain blood in between

ours and garrors i heard them absconding

with the center boat captain blood

oh they had relics of his at the mariner

museum let's check the legend x about

this captain blood

according to this captain blood was a

supernaturally possessed 17th century

pirate his lifelong mission was to

locate the red rose ruby a treasure

capable of turning into a giant red

ocean empowered by the lost treasure

these red waters will have the powers to

resuscitate his fallen pirate mates in

order to dominate the world we better

stop martin before he succeeds where

captain blood has failed but where could

he be i have some idea

i'll enter the coordinates and send you

through a portal

what about martin's you watch yes he

dropped that when he was here use it if

necessary and bring martin back to me

nobody shackles mom i'm on it

hang on tight men any pirates chasing

the red rose ruby are bound to face some

rough waters

the last time i was about to join the

medallion with the ruby i woke the

pirate spirits the ruby was lost once we

will not let that happen again our

where to now captain blood

the supernatural powers of the medallion

will guide us back to the red rose ruby

near the banks of the mighty black river

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the center ship

guess i have to dive in head first

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i can't see a thing

leave it to the captain matey

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much obliged captain blood gangway

mateys and be on lookout whilst i

plunder the red rose ruby

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unhand me pirate before captain blood

boils i'm not a pirate and you're not

captain blood your martin mystery my

very annoying stepbrother

and i'm here to stop you from doing

something really awful captain blood

stopped by alaska

i am and this last is about to do

something very unlassie-like

you'll meet the ropes and for that one

bucko

first mate hook grab the ruby

hope i don't get detention for what i'm

about to do

java it's me diana you're under martin's

spell and it's my fault i made you go

into his room remember

i'll take that as a no

forget the last i've got what we came

for no

spirits of fallen pirates i command you

to rise and join cotton blood as i take

over the world

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the waters are turning red

once my army is gathered the world will

become captain blood's pirate planet

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oh

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ah something tells me you're not

friendly zombies maybe we can talk this

through

not even good enough to impress the

zombie gymnastics judges huh

fine you don't want to talk then you

leave me with no choice and i choose to

run

i've got to get that medallion before

it's ready population me look out

captain blood i'm right behind you

at least i will be eventually

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who dares climb aboard captain blood's

vessel

make the lost walk the plank

the last would rather run away

get rid of her

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ah

here goes nothing

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if i can make it out of here i can

definitely make the gymnastics team

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i'll get her myself

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my crew is weak but cotton blood shows

no mercy

yeah i figured that

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maybe you're the one who's gonna cry for

mercy my loyal pirate zombie army might

have something to say about that

oh

that is so not a fair fight

oh

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diana

what are you doing here

it's a long story we're more like a

pirate tale

you were under the spell of captain

blood and you took our history teacher

and jabba along for the ride captain

blood oh it must have happened when i

took that medallion what is going on and

why does my head hurt uh i was in the

middle of my very elaborate final

project about uh hypnosis in pirate

times and i hypnotized you and you kind

of hit your head sorry about that really

i don't remember you doing that at all

very impressive work mr mystery

oh good the bus driver is here could you

drive me home my head feels like it was

in the middle of a pirate fight i can't

believe he fell for that

i can't believe i put my teacher under a

spell how cool is that trust me it

wasn't cool and neither was shackling

mom and ransacking the center i shackled

mom that is so

and not cool indeed which is why we must

keep the medallion out of harm's way

agreed here better keep the medallion

out of martin's way i'll place it in a

locked box in my office as soon as

martin's through cleaning it up

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you're not really trying out for the

gymnastics team are you like a glutton

for embarrassment your last jump was

front page news in the paper

look i may not be graceful but if my

gymnastics skills were good enough to

save the world i'm thinking making the

gymnastics team will be a snap let's

hope that snap isn't the sound of broken

bones diana as your friend and as

someone who faints when they see other

people hurt i don't think you're ready

to try out this jump is way complicated

trust me i can handle it

okay so i can't handle it but at least i

stuck the landing

that was sweet i think you're good

enough to start your own team the

gardening team

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you