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so

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well another day another alien invasion

foiled i can't wait to get to bed have a

good night mom

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hmm

oh don't worry nothing major i'll just

give maintenance a call in the morning

wait didn't you just go out the other

way

love spell from the underworld

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[Applause]

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wow

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i've almost finished the sign you want

to die

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oh but what's with the rotting meat it

smells awful uh unfortunately i i need

it for the science project that martin

and i are oh

this is so

what kind of crazy science project is

this

the kind that me and my missing partner

martin are doing to demonstrate the life

cycle of mediterranean fruit flies the

maggots which are fly larvae will feed

on the meat grow into flies and then lay

their eggs in the same rotting meat

after that could you please stop it's

almost lunchtime

oh

what's that smell diana did you take

your shoes off again maybe if you

weren't slacking off you know that we

have a science project due in a few days

we do i mean i know we do so uh how's

our experiment going our experiment is

doing great the putrefaction is right on

schedule uh yeah well not a bad day's

work

time for a break

get back in here

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need cid please

sure job that's a good one i'll check

you later big guy identification

or you know pass are you for real

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hey

yay java i think you're taking this job

way too seriously

hall monitor serious job

you broke rules martin

a ticket for skateboarding inside oh

this is ridiculous java no make rules

just enforce them have nice day

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mystery clear

you can't be too careful when you're

dealing with your diary

uh let's see chapter one diana chapter

two billy ah here we go chapter three

java

today java has officially gone crazy now

that he's a hall monitor he's become as

boring as diana huh that reminds me

all diana cares about lately is that

useless science project as usual

professor lame is taking things far too

seriously

all right lunch time

oh java hungary

hope no eating went on duty

no running in hall need to see id

come out and show yourself

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so jenny the science project that martin

isn't helping with it's going great the

maggots are gorging themselves on the

meat soon they'll sprout wings and

it sounds great uh are you finished with

that

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who's the new girl no idea i've never

seen her before

a new girl in school huh she must be a

transfer student i know that i've met

her somewhere before

come on martin don't tell me you're

going to use the oldest line in the book

on her

here allow me hi and welcome to

tarrington my name is martin mystery and

i am your unofficial guide martin

mystery this is such an amazing

coincidence i'm vivian michelle we went

to grade school together

vivian michelle said the first girl i

ever had

crush on

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i just transferred here i'm so happy

that i have an old friend at my new

school yeah

uh that that's great but i've got to run

i'm late for my uh air guitar lesson see

ya please don't go

i'm sorry for the way i used to be

believe me i've

changed sorry vivian but i know what

you're like and i'm not gonna be set up

for another big embarrassment again

oh i've never seen martin run away from

a pretty girl before

oh wow a rare first edition of gary the

intergalactic ghost

cool

nobody can stop the goat

i'm glad you like it keep it it's yours

i just don't get what's up with vivian

why doesn't she leave me alone people

can change martin maybe vivian just

wants to show you she's sorry

yes part me coming through excuse me

pork rind funnel cakes oh they're my

all-time favorite i made them just for

you

it's gonna take more than four coin

funnel cakes to make me forgive you

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diana i've been meaning to introduce

myself oh no need your vivian martin's

told me all about you do you have a

minute i really need to talk to you

sure

so why are you trying so hard to be

martin's friend well you of all people

should know martin's such a wonderful

caring person uh i'm sorry i thought you

were talking about martin mystery even

back in grade school i liked him but i

didn't know how to show it i just want

another chance to make things right

is there something wrong with the

furnace it's like a sauna in here i like

to keep my room really hot it's good for

my skin

huh

you might want to call an exterminator

uh insects are drawn to the heat i don't

mind i don't bug them they don't bug me

is there something i can do to help me

win back martin's affection

uh if i think of anything i'll let you

know i'll see you later

i can't wait that long i'll have to find

out on my own

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this is perfect soon martin mystery you

will be all mine

martin are you in there

now where would martin leave that video

game he borrowed from me

hello

is someone here

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that's the creepiest wallpaper i've ever

seen

oh don't be scared billy

everything's going to be all right

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nothing beats some new music when you

got girl problems

hey concert tickets for the rocking

disco ape show oh it's my favorite band

i've been waiting two years to see them

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it's gonna be the concert of the year

how did you get those tickets and how

did you know they were my favorite band

i'm full of surprises so what do you say

do you want to go i think i'm busy that

night

now if you'll excuse me i have to get

back to campus and work on my science

project with diana that doesn't sound

like any fun professor lame is so boring

and she takes things far too seriously

i've always thought so too amazing that

you picked up on that you should hang

out with me instead it'll be a lot more

fun

i don't know

just let me apologize martin i want to

show you that i've changed

come on let's go for some ice cream i

could really use a scoop of my favorite

chocolate marshmallow tutti fruttie

that's my favorite too

i had a feeling it was

oh it's hard to believe but i think you

have totally changed i have and i

promise to make up for all the mean

things i ever did to you

want you to have this i just hope you

won't throw it back at me oh

don't worry i'm on it

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uh you were right vivian this is a lot

of fun and the fun has just begun

uh excuse me vivian do you mind if i

borrow martin for a sec don't be too

long we're on our way to go go-karting

yeah we are

ah isn't she the greatest martin there's

something not right about vivian oh this

is exactly how vivian said you react

you're just jealous that i found someone

who knows me better than anybody else

it's not that i just think she's not

what she seems come on martin we've

gotta go and remember the loser has to

buy milkshakes

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oh i'm so happy for you both i hope you

have a great time tonight

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don't worry about her there must be a

full moon tonight

martin might not like it but something

weird is going on here

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in a few seconds i'll know what we're

dealing with here

what's this no way martin's been

studying

java is so uncool and the way he dances

somebody should tell him that the funky

chicken's been dead for years

it's martin's diary and it's divided by

names

oh i really shouldn't

well i'll just peek at the billy chapter

it's about time billy realized that i

already have a shadow i used to be

flattered that he copied everything i do

but the little green copycat is starting

to cramp my style huh i wonder what he

thinks about me

diana is so boring her idea of a perfect

weekend is cramming for a test two

months in advance but it's better when

she studies at least then she's not

trying to tell one of her lame jokes i

mean who thinks jokes about algebra are

funny why that dirty analysis complete

the tissue is composed of dna from a

mutated chameleon a mutated chameleon i

think it's time to call mom of course

diana i've received the dna analysis

this is highly unusual the skin samples

came from a new girl at school

coincidentally she was the first girl

that martin ever annoyed i mean had a

crush on hmm

i've just cross-referenced all of

martin's cases this is interesting the

first creature he ever captured was

benasso a lizard creature known for her

cunning and sadistic nature vanessa is

the ultimate chameleon she has the

ability to blend into any surroundings

and take the shape of any person she

sees but didn't martin catch vanasso

unfortunately venasso has been

unaccounted for at the center for the

past three days you must warn martin

vanessa's bound to be looking for

revenge martin sure knows how to pick

him

you're gonna love this surprise i can't

wait

you have no idea i'm going to make sure

you never forget this night

no i'm sorry about that my bad i love

the way you're making up for the things

you've done in the past trust me after

tonight we'll be completely even

you see we have a score to settle you

really should have listened to your

sister i'm not what i seem

suddenly i have the feeling that you're

trying to embarrass me again no i think

that's just all in your head martin

you've got to learn to trust me

and ew

looks like our experiment worked

billy java

what is this stuff oh do you need some

help martin

vivian what's going on here

this is what's going on

in case you're wondering your friends

are tied with skin i've shedded and it's

slowly shrinking squeezing the life out

of them

i don't get it why pretend to be vivian

i did my research

i took the form of a girl who hurt you

in the past that way i get the pleasure

of breaking your heart one more time

before i destroy you and your friends

that is a devious plan but you forget i

caught you once i'll just have to do it

again easier said than done

hang on guys i'll get you out of here as

soon as i'm finished with vanasso

come on vanasso show yourself

and why would i go and do that

why don't these creatures ever fight

fair oh that's right because they're

evil

uh

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nobody escapes martin's mystery

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no point struggling just sit back and

enjoy the show

too bad dear diana isn't here or

everything would be just perfect martin

watch out vivian is vanosso

ah

life is good sometimes

hey venoso next time you want to hide

try using a moisturizer

you left a trail of dried skin all the

way over here

you really could use a makeover

oh come on don't be like that a little

color never hurt anyone

oh this is getting me nowhere i'm gonna

need some help you watch activated

eye cutter selected

steady

don't move

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know you could have taken off the gag

when you first came in well i could have

but i was really enjoying the silence

okay guys hold perfectly still

it's martin versus martin

stop this charade venasso there's only

one martin mystery and that's me you

creepy lying lizard oh great just what

the world needs two martins

which martin is the real one maybe i

should just take them both out

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have you had enough of my martin mystery

style dude i've just begun to fight

okay both of you freeze

hurry up diana get the poser poser no

way i'm the real deal

how am i gonna figure this one out

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so much fernie in science

why'd you do that

yeah we worked hard on that experiment

this is ridiculous

not to mention disgusting there are

flies everywhere

yeah

disgusting flies everywhere

oops moving

out of here

i don't blame you vanasso everyone wants

to be like me

what's the matter cat got your tongue

gross lizard tongue

don't worry i'll make sure you get a

nice cell at the center we'll even throw

in all the flies you can eat

so job it looks like being a hall

monitor is more dangerous than you

thought yeah it's also kind of annoying

i think it's more boring

wait

what are you guys talking about

you really shouldn't leave your diary

around it could fall into the wrong

hands like vanasso or us java can't quit

hall monitor until find new cool

replacement

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so are you guys ready for the big rockin

disco apes concert it's gonna be wicked

too bad martin can't come with us it's

his favorite band well he's too busy

making up for all the things he wrote in

his diary i don't want to be a hall

monitor anymore don't forget martin

after your shift you have to finish

redoing our science project i left some

rotting meat in your room

and don't forget to wash my spaceship

don't wait up

okay

i won't

wow

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you