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no more merry christmas no more happy

holidays this year the celebration ends

all i want for christmas

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[Applause]

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hurry up martin time's wasted

what's the rush die and why do you need

so many bags i didn't have time to

decide what to bring so i just packed

everything

no wonder these are so heavy it's your

entire dorm room oh

hope diana tipped by the pound

less yapping and more packing boys i

want to get out of here before any

paranormal weirdness pops up to ruin my

christmas vacation ruin that be a dream

come true i mean what could be better

than a paranormal christmas

try two weeks of peace and quiet at home

here let me

job i guess we'll see you after that

all set let's go

ah we may actually make it home for

christmas this year you know i could

probably scare up some paranormal fun at

home too don't even think about it

bye bye happy holidays

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hey dad just on our way home right uh

about that we're not exactly home martin

the expedition uh ran into a bit of a

blizzard so it seems we're going to be

spending christmas here at the north

pole oh that's too bad see it new year's

martin step on it

sorry diana but your mother and i think

it would be better if you two stayed at

torrington over the break

stayed at taurton

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are you gonna eat that pudding

ah perfect now all i need is a cute girl

to walk through

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you can't do this

listen we're both very sorry but we

think it's for the best look on the

bright side at least you'll have each

other to celebrate with uh

once again another christmas is ruined

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huh looks like we're stuck here in

torrington java oh you spent christmas

with java

i don't know java i'm still recovering

from your thanksgiving ham loaf

martin diana you'll be having christmas

with us at the center end of discussion

the festivities commence promptly at

seven well at least it beats eating in

the dining hall with snow for brains

add two more places at the table billy

diane and martin will be joining us for

christmas christmas with martin oh this

is the best present ever

you know what i'll uh meet you guys

there

don't tell me you forgot to do your

christmas shopping again i always wait

to the last minute it's a tradition

drama let's go

huh

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what

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oh come on there's got to be some place

open

i guess everybody's getting stamps again

hey kid

i couldn't help overhearing your dilemma

looking for presents

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it's just a little further

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do you have a shop in the alley

i don't have a shop i'm a traveling

salesman

jingle gym at your service

cool van it's a sleigh

i've only got a few left they've been

very popular

oh what's inside

don't open it you'll spoil the surprise

then how will i know if they like it

don't worry i guarantee it will be a

present no one will forget

huh fine i'll take four

here

take one for yourself oh this is awesome

you just saved christmas

don't be so certain

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agent martinez put the eggnog fountain

next to the log no make it three turtle

doves

somebody call engineering we need more

tinsel

is it me or does it look like mom is

actually having fun

hey marty what do you think

somebody call santa i think he lost a

helper i think it's cute billy

cute enough to meet me under the

mistletoe later

sorry not that cute

can't blame a guy for trying anyway

here's mom's schedule for the

festivities first off is the gift

exchange followed by the fruitcake

eating competition then a tree trimming

ceremony

you left off caroline that omission was

no mistake it's my least favorite

holiday activity

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1800 hours time to exchange gifts

these commemorative alien eyeball

ornaments will be collector's items

someday ah thanks mom

i got everyone pocket organizers aren't

they great

oh yeah just what i always wanted i hope

you like them i made them myself

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apparently so did java

wooden penguin

uh thanks job it's very laggy my turn

you guys are gonna love these

don't tell me stamps again oh contraire

i've been given a personal guarantee

that this will make your christmas wish

come true go ahead open them

please don't be lame please don't be

lame

christmas comes but once a year a time

of mirth good luck and cheer but when

the clock strikes midnight clear a big

surprise awaits you here

you wrote us a poem

i don't believe it that little troll

tricked me oh come on martin i think

it's a great present very cryptic

hey check it out we're stuck together

uh margaret we are stuck together

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oh no no melt java needs snow

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why is everything so loud all of a

sudden

and why are you looking at me like that

what's happening

ow there must be a cause for this

martin what have you done to us i didn't

do anything it must have been the

presents obviously you're the only one

that didn't open one and you're

perfectly fine fine in case you hadn't

noticed there's an alien stuck to my

back all i can say is you better change

diana are you okay i'm giving myself a

headache huh welcome to my world

don't you see the things everyone wanted

for christmas had been twisted around

you wanted peace and quiet you got noise

java wanted a white christmas now he has

a heat wave mom wanted no singing now

she's the choir but i wanted a christmas

with martin and that's exactly what i

got don't they always say be careful

what you wish for now you're stuck with

me permanently it took your christmas

wish and turned it against you

hmm

funny picture

let's see what the legend x has to say

about this

you watch activated legend x selected

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that's him that's jingle jim

according to the legend x his real name

is majelgnach

he's a genuine evil elf who appears

every hundred years to spread mayhem and

misery with each one of his hundred evil

presents

that's it i'm going back to town to find

him

not by yourself ow

not by yourself i'm not gonna let you

mess this up so i'm stuck like this

forever oh can i go too uh don't think

we have much of a choice there billy

i'm not so loud oh sorry

mommy is everything okay you haven't

said uh sang a word

i won't speak unless i have to i won't

speak unless i have to i won't speak

unless i have to don't ask me again

oh over here is where he parked his

sleigh over where it's gone

it was right here i swear

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ah guys a lost sleigh is the least of

our concerns look at all these people

i guess we're not the only freaks in

town they must have gotten presents from

our little elf friend too

what's wrong with her

she must have wished for two front teeth

only went way wrong what are we gonna do

now uh let's just hope for the best

after all maybe the elf's curse is only

temporary why do i seriously doubt that

can you turn that thing to vibrate or

something sorry hey mom what's up

we found some new info

about the jingle gym and when it strikes

midnight he will disappear a hundred

years will pass until he does return so

if you don't find him in time we'll stay

like this for good

oh jingle bell jingle bell

sorry

oh this is bad this is very bad i like

you martin but i can't stay like this

forever find the l4l

boy i've never seen mom so angry

don't worry i got us into this mess and

i'm gonna get us out all we have to do

is find the creep and get him to reverse

the spell

that's all i'm so relieved how are we

gonna find him easy we follow the slay

tracks

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after all how hard can it be to find a

three foot tall elf

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after all how hard can it be to find a

three-foot tall elf

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[Laughter]

you can just leave me here martin uh

nice try billy

i hear something

i don't hear anything it's probably just

your imagination uh last time i checked

you don't have elephant ears i'm serious

something's out there

okay you might be right

who's there

okay this can't be good hey kid how'd

those presents work out for ya i came

for a refund

sorry kid no returns tried back in 100

years

listen up buddy i'm not gonna let some

two-bit stocking stuffer pull one over

on me you're gonna change everything

back to the way it was or or what you

have no idea who you're dealing with

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ugh what is he the worst kind of ugly

time to spread a little christmas cheer

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real scary what are you gonna do follow

us into submission

oh i see killer robot elves maybe we

should run good idea

what now

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now i know what an ornament feels like

uh that would be the sound of impending

doom

okay time to fail

or maybe not

oh that's just perfect impeccable timing

martin

come on this way guess this means you

don't have a plan just quit complaining

and follow my lead

ouch

these things chop down a tree how is a

gingerbread house gonna hold them off

easy it's stale oh

i don't care how much it hurts if jingle

jim brings anything else to life i'm

gonna scream speaking of jingle jim

where did he go

he's gone

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[Laughter]

oh what are we gonna do now this is

terrible calm down die the legend says

jingle gym doesn't disappear until

midnight

that will be soon

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ow

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oh we'll never find him in all of this

there's just too many places to

you hide activated

alpha goggles selected

finding that else cold heart in this

heat shouldn't be a problem

infrared great idea martin

i got him he's inside this one

santa's workshop

could he have picked a more obvious

place to hide

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no more christmas no more toys time to

trick the girls and boys

time is running out for you soon i'll be

gone and your christmas will be

permanently ruined

you want activated x-ray selected who

said you were leaving

hello a much i didn't think he would

move

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where'd he go

he's still in here i can hear his wheezy

breath

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come on out you little creep what are

you afraid of

hey

me afraid i'm only having fun

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we need cover

oh this is cold martin turn around i'm

getting wet

i can't belly we're stuck it's a white

christmas after all

i thought elves were supposed to be

helpful and make presents

not this one doll at least not since

that bowl full of jelly santa threw me

out of the workshop oh we'll be stuck

like this forever

oh forget it billy the style crampage

factor for having a little green man

stuck your back is way too extreme as in

stuck forever is not an option 100 years

100 presents i have to say kids this has

been my best christmas ever sorry i

can't stick around to enjoy your misery

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that's it there's still one more present

billy can you reach inside my coat

pocket

i think so martin what's going on i'm

getting us out of this

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oh

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no wait what are you doing christmas

comes but once a year a time of mirth

good luck and cheer but when the clock

strikes midnight clear a big surprise

awaits you here

we're too late we blew it

ah

my ears what happened how did you make

everything normal again don't you

believe in miracles with you never i

want answers i completely forgot jingle

jim gave me a present too all i had to

do was open it and my christmas wish

would get twisted just like everyone

else's oh what did he wish for what do

you think a paranormal filled christmas

which is now exactly the opposite of

what i got

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like snow oh

good work martin

need i remind everyone that it was

martin and his stupid presence that got

us into all this in the first place well

it's the thought that counts to make it

up i have new presents for everyone

i'll pass

go ahead it's completely paranormal free

i promise

what is this

it's my solemn oath to never give out

mystery presents again

i think that's a present we can all

enjoy now then billy what's next on the

agenda

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the fruitcake eating contest

excellent i'll go get the chainsaw

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