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foreign
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what are you doing here don't want my
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agent to start the day without a hearty
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breakfast oh I get it that centers
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testing a new secret weapon
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it's a sausage right I'm not testing
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anything can't I show my agents how much
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I cherish them once in a while I don't
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know can you now eat out before it gets
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cold
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well time to go pack a bag for six days
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in the woods outside in five minutes
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oh what about my morning hot cocoa
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oh the sweater is driving me crazy I'm
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getting kind of itchy just looking at it
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nice sweater sis why thank you Martin I
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did it for myself you knit I figured I
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should start living up to my name be
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more motherly to my underlings
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Java get new galoshes
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I got the idea from the latest
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bestseller mother knows best how to
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motivate manipulate for better morale I
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knew there was an angle to this which is
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why we're all going camping together
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it's from chapter 7 the corporate
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retreat hike your way to higher
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productivity
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four of us plus Mom in the woods this
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should be real interesting
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so exciting my first real camping trip
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on Earth at least we're right on track
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according to the map we should be coming
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upon a one-lane bridge right about now
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the bridge of Doom what are you talking
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about it's on my latest issue of Chiller
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Comics five unsuspecting hikers drive
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across the bridge and four elements to
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their untimely demise it's a short issue
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I'm sure we'll be fine
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Jabba
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no prob Jabba have four wheels Drive
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wow you can't even see the bottom
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hope you're ready for a good hike
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now everybody have an energy bar a
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nutritious mix of birch bark Cactus root
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and dried sea slugs
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the sweet smell of nature
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just like Grandma used to make
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are you thinking what I'm thinking for
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the first time ever I think I am this
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has got to be a mission in disguise
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laughs
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and then the cheerleader heard a jagged
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scraping like fingernails on a
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chalkboard or a meat hook on the roof
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she called to her boyfriend but he was
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nowhere to be found all there was was
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that awful high-fitch scraping
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and they all lived happily ever after
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right
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oh
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oh
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the meat hook Mangler
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finally I have prank the prankster very
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good sis clearly you've learned well
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from the master
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check it out
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I knew it this is a mission we're here
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to investigate a UFO
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hey park ranger who goes there hey
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you're not an extraterrestrial
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hi my name's Martin come here often hi
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Martin nice flashlight
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uh yeah I will
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Ranger Patty Preston you people should
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know there's a big storm blowing in from
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the north might hunker down if I were
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you lots of folks go missing in these
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woods thanks for the warning Ranger you
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better get going don't want to get your
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bunny wet
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oh yeah she digs me definitely
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right she's beautiful and smart
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shelter soon whichever Colossians are
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well Java miserable
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hey anybody home
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hello
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just barge into someone else's house uh
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well I don't think anybody's here
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who Let the Fire genius
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enough squabbling children at least we
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have a place to sleep
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why it's quite a wind
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and that's just the house settling right
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I get the fireplace
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oh no I do I do I do kids
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mom I'll have your breakfast ready in
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just a moment dear oh great don't skimp
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on the bacon
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oh this place looks different
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foreign
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thanks Mom
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don't you think she's taking this
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mothering thing too far
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isn't this place Divine I think we'll
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stay here for the rest of our trip
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stay here but you're all going to have
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to be my little helpers Java go collect
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firewood and Billy I found a beautiful
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old quilt for you to repair with your
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tiny little fingers
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okay
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what's with Mom I don't know let's check
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this place out
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why would Mom want to spend the whole
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trip here
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maybe she's just going overboard with
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that book
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you know Mom she's way extreme with
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everything
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I'll tell you it's way extreme this
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house look at these designs they're all
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drawn in blue
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hmm that's cause they're blueprints
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for my beloved building a house for a
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girl huh this guy knew the moves
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this must be his diary the place he
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wrote his most intimate thoughts on the
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one place he knew he could
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hey that's private sorry sis but
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something tells me weird Builder guys
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and around to care hmm wow this guy
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spent years building this place just for
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his fiancee Clarissa he did oh must have
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totally been in love huh that's all he
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talks about Clarissa Clarissa Clarissa
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but wait the last page what does it say
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and my heart burst with joy at the
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thought of my beloved and I finally
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living in our love Palace together I
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await her reply but but but what the
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rest of the page is missing I can't be
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missing what happened did you move in
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did their love last forever
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something tells me it didn't
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Mom are you okay no one can ever leave
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I'd say that's a no no we could all stay
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in our happy home forever
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my breakfast in bed and bed these are
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I'll totally possessed
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we've got two choices let her keep us in
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this place for the rest of our lives or
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better
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yeah
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yeah
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let go of me you ungrateful wretches in
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the Trap
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what happened a second ago she was fine
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there must be something in this house
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that's making her crazy and I don't want
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to stick around and let it make us crazy
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too I say we blow the story go get help
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come back from Mom
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a little help but why would you want to
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leave
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here with Mom whoa this place acts fast
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oh walls must be infested with
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Supernatural termites or something
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we can't help them much if we're Wicked
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out too
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how about a break you got any more of
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those sea slug energy bars can't slow
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down now Martin the sooner we get to the
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car the sooner we'll be able to get help
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this
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stolen
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and no suspicious Footprints uh let's
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keep moving
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the bridge
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Martin next time we find something
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called The Bridge of Doom maybe we
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shouldn't cross it
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I knew those dance lessons would come in
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handy someday come on
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come on let's go
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there's gotta be another way out of
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these Woods
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I think I see something ahead
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creepy how do we end up back here
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this house must be creating some kind of
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space-time warp remember Ranger Patty
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said lots of people got lost in these
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Woods
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think I know where they ended up
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well I'm not gonna let that place trap
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I don't know right now it's looking a
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lot like home sweet home
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I even go back in there after all I
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don't think we have much choice
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okay is it me or is it a little too
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quiet in here uh hi Mom it's just Martin
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and Diana your favorite agents
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it's open she's gone never leave
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this house
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stay with us forever
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join us
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Diana
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Diana get in here
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join us Martin
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sorry I'm not much of a joiner
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and then there was one
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you want activated alphagodal selected
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what a hottie beloved pluricide presume
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the missing page of the Diary
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I now realize that my beloved will never
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come he built this place for her and she
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dumped him no wonder he's so ticked off
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and so I will never leave
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still in the house
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anybody here
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hello
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talk about ectoplasmic energy
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I'll bet you're the Builder guy who got
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dumped
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you know you're giving off some major
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negative Vibes so so he broke your heart
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happens to me almost every week
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more like every day
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watch me
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you know what activities
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sorry but the lady's leaving with me
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friends I've been love it hey you can't
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come out can you
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not until you let go of my friends
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and whoever else you've trapped in there
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you do not make that man says me well
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looky here I bet if my finger slipped
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poor Clarissa might get torn right in
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half
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you still got Mom fair is fair
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mom
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that's not part of the deal
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mom don't let them do this to you
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I was just kidding you can have your
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painting back here
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will never leave
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foreign
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Martin what happened just your basic
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haunted house evil Specter floating
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Phantom kind of thing oh I gotta
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remember this for our next night around
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the campfire
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I can't believe that guy held a crush
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for a hundred years
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sounds like Martin and Jenny
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Jenny thinks I'm gonna build her a house
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she's got another thing coming
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Let's go Team better pick out the pace
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if we want to be out of the woods by
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Nightfall oh what chapter is this from
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March a million miles for better morale
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you'll be happy to know there'll be no
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more corporate Retreats anytime soon
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more itchy sweaters
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[Music]
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and no more breakfast in bed well I
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never got a chance to eat it anyway
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welcome back Mom we really miss you
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thank you
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