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relax my dear you'll be free in no time

freer than you ever imagined

that's right

don't be shy

web of the spider creature

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oh

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hello martin sounds like mr black gave

you a seriously irritating sample to

study for the noise pollution assignment

step off step sis you're crushing my

groove besides that's not noise

pollution it's the screaming seals my

big new band i couldn't care less about

her freaky bio teacher or his freaky

assignment

excuse me but mr black and the

assignment are both way cool did you

know noise pollution can weaken us

emotionally and physically

get real diana the only time school's

cool is when it's closed

hey

school is closed no it isn't you just

have to push

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all right all right settle down children

i have a very important announcement to

make

as your principal it is my sad duty to

inform you that your venerable

instructor mr black has retired

mr black can't retire i'm sure he was

eccentric maybe even a little weird but

he was a kind and gentle teacher who

exposed us to new and interesting ideas

yeah if by new and interesting you mean

old and boring i'm psyched for some

fresh teacher blood preferably of the

female variety before i leave allow me

to introduce your new biology teacher

miss olivia mandale

mom

i get it miss olivia mandale m-o-m cool

not cool mr black was bad enough mom

will be way harder on me i gotta switch

classes or fake sick for the semester

according to my seating chart it appears

mr mystery has a nasty cough is

everything all right

no mom oh i mean ma'am i mean martin may

i see you for a moment uh sure miss man

mom i mean

i gather from your panicked reaction

that you're wondering why i'm here what

me panic yes very much so i'm out of the

center on a temporary undercover mission

to make sure you don't fall behind in

bio i'll be staying here in the dorms to

ensure this mission is accomplished

but who's gonna man the center while

you're gone you needn't worry i placed

billy in command you sure he's ready for

that of course he's ready

now i see mr black had you investigating

the science of sound challenging but not

challenging enough

that's why i've updated the curriculum

with a new textbook i personally written

textbook more like a set of

encyclopedias

please read chapters 1 through 70 by

tomorrow and yes martin you will be

tested on the material

mr black come back

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about worlds colliding i can't believe

mom's our new bio teacher

i can't believe how much homework she

gave us guess i'll be living in the

library the rest of the semester

i just wish i had a chance to say

goodbye to mr black

hey

huh looks like you still can huh

oh

but don't worry i'm fine

what is it miss lombard i uh

just wanted to say goodbye and

congratulations on your retirement i did

not retire i was fired

i don't know where did i put the phone

pure isle pebbleton doesn't recognize my

genius

mr black what happened to your wrist

never you mind now if you'll excuse me i

have work to do at home

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hmm

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is someone there

probably a minor rat problem i'll have

java check it out in the

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not a morning

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martin you're supposed to hit the books

don't hit your head on the books

what's the difference there's no way i'm

gonna finish mom's bio homework remember

our good old bio teacher mr black he was

always so kind so gentle

huh not always we had a very unpleasant

goodbye in fact he was acting kind of

creepy

what was that sounded like principal

pendleton how do you know our noise

pollution assignment has me tuned into

sound that scream was a perfect match

for pebbleton's tone and pitch

only one way to find out for sure

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hey pebbleton's penny loafer

i knew it okay dr science do you know

what this weird web is oh sure it's uh

uh

gross i'm telling you die something

strange is a foot oh this is no time for

lame shoe humor just get a sample of the

web relax i'm all over it

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while we wait for the results we should

give mom the 4-1-1 but if we pop by

mom's room she could give us a pop quiz

on the other hand maybe she'll cut us

some slack if she thinks we're on a

mission what do you think guy diana

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this better be important hey it is we

found this weird web and principal

pebbleton straight penny loafer by the

way what's on your face it's a mud mask

now save your spider web and wayward

shoe stories for creative writing class

and get back to studying biology

no more disruptions

i need my beauty sleep

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oh i can't believe mom thought i was

lying to get out of study yeah that's so

unlike you

well hopefully the results of the web

sample will prove her wrong

here we go the spider that produced the

sample is from the cytoska family aka

spinning spider because it spits a

sticky silken substance over its prey

okay that proves nothing

oh wait listen the thickness of the web

sample indicates that it is not from a

purebred spider it contains traces of

human dna a human spider

we better go back to mom uh let's wait

till morning after seeing the mud mask

mom monster i'm thinking she really does

need her beauty sleep

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hurry up martin we've got to get to mom

before class starts sorry i'm used to

rushing from class not to it

great news guys classes are cancelled

ten teachers called in sick including

our new bio teacher miss mandal sweet

that means you have time for a mystery

date

a martin mystery date

ew

suddenly i'm feeling sick i die

ten teachers oh that's strange strange

but good sick mom equals no bio test

yeah but mom didn't mention feeling sick

last night something's not right

hmm

hey billy have you heard from mom

nope she hasn't called to check in

i guess she really trusts me hmm uh

pretend you didn't hear that

okay

but if you hear from mom let us know

meanwhile we'll see if there are any

clues around school

job you sure you can get us in java can

do have keys to every room in school

which one's for pebbleton's office good

question

better answer

ah the principal's office my home away

from home oh hey there's my chair

don't get too comfortable we're looking

for clues remember

like this

a list of sick teachers way to go java

hmm

miss mandal mr stevens miss armstrong mr

lewis what do they all have in common

besides giving me a hard time uh nothing

more like uh something all science

teachers

right but what are the odds of all the

science teachers calling in sick the day

after mr black was forced to retire

slim to none

are you thinking what i'm thinking

unless it's about girls or food no but

here's a thought maybe we should tap

into the phone records to see if the

sick teachers really did call in sick

now you're really thinking

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okay according to his phone records

nobody called principal pebbleton in the

past 24 hours other than his psychic

buddy

so if none of the absent teachers called

in they couldn't have called them sick

which means they're all awol coincidence

java think not i think it's time we paid

a visit to the source of the missing

persons link

everything looks normal maybe we have it

all wrong diana you can't judge a house

by its front door java knock

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well what a pleasant surprise my

favorite people diana her rap scallion

sidekick martin and the man who works in

the cafeteria

come in come in

would anyone care for some tea diana

martin cafeteria man cream no sugar uh

no we're fine but i wanted to make sure

you were fine too you seemed upset about

retiring yes diana i was but upon

reflection i realized that it was a

blessing in disguise i finally have a

chance to relax and do some work around

the house oh what kind of work exactly

you know landscaping gardening the usual

i've got a bit of a green thumb not look

green maybe you should wash hands well

i'm glad to hear that everything's fine

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do you want me to take it outside no

need it's totally harmless an innocent

child of mother nature

leave it be good idea we'll leave it and

you be let's go guys

okay i'm way confused first mr black's

mr nice teacher in class then he's mr

mean teacher in the parking lot now he's

back to mr nice oh and then that spider

maybe his pet i wouldn't bet on it but i

would wager that the spider in his house

has some link to the web we found at

school and the spider we saw in the mini

center computer come on

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you want activated

martin what are you doing

it's like they always say when you have

stuff to hide buried in the basement

who says that

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i knew it this place is a major

spookfest totally looks like the kind of

place to hide something

until you turn on a light

now let's bail before mr black comes

down there's nothing weird going on down

here

what about that sound i think it's

coming from here

maybe boiler room or furnace like in

school

but it's not winter meaning it shouldn't

be one

and it shouldn't talk

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principle

science teachers that mom

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who said it was a man

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either that's a really cool costume or

the creepiest thing i've ever seen you

think i'm creepy you ain't seen nothing

yet

i've definitely seen enough

java 2

how did this happen i made it happen

through scientific experimentation my

narrow-minded colleagues said it

couldn't be done well i proved everyone

wrong

so you've proven what you can do now let

them go never i have my academic freedom

taken away now i will take away the

freedom of my fellow academics you won't

get away with this correction you're the

one who won't get away

java not afraid of spiders

and last but not least

martin prepare to be taught a painful

lesson you feel selective sorry spidey

you're not my teacher anymore

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selected

i don't know what's scarier mr black

becoming a spider or the unbearable

silence

the spider

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looking for something

get away you freak a science

hey diana was right noise pollution can

weaken you which means it's time to

bring on some real noise

hey i saved months for that as in now

it's personal and i'm not using science

to beat you just good old-fashioned

brute force beat me with only two arms

and two legs

that's right

impressive but i still have fixed legs

up on you

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sorry but now it's extermination time

that's funny because you were always the

best it's over martini

maybe not

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serves you right for messing with

science and me

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oh

good to be scary

thanks to martin's efforts mr black is

facing a cocoon-like existence of his

own in a center jail cell

so how'd you do it martin

same as always brains and brondy brains

and brawn

no seriously how

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i'm sure glad i didn't waste any brain

power studying for mom's bio test i

wonder who's going to be our new

substitute teacher now that mom's back

at the center oh please be someone

really pretty and really nice

hello i'm your new biology teacher

i know you were supposed to have an exam

but it wouldn't be nice of me to test

you on my first day

very sweet so feel free to use this

class as a study session but if anyone

would like some private lessons to

prepare for the test

please

okay but it's gonna require a lot of

one-on-one time

sign me up sign me up i'm all yours oh

no not with me

before we begin our all-night tutorial

it has come to my attention that the

textbook i've given you is ridiculous

agreed

hey guys

ridiculously small

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you