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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,360 [Music] 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,360 who would pay good money for this load 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,679 of junk beats me some people are 4 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:16,630 gullible enough to fall for anything 5 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:24,450 [Music] 6 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,040 attack of the evil roommate 7 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,310 foreign 8 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:10,379 [Music] 9 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:18,400 [Music] 10 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,159 oh if i skip the gym that'll give me 11 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:23,680 half an hour to study for my history 12 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,920 quiz oh then i can finish my paper 13 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,520 between classes oh but that still 14 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,960 doesn't leave me any time to prepare for 15 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,600 my audition 16 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,720 this better be important of course it's 17 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,040 important my super cool supernatural 18 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,119 artifact from awesomejunk.com just 19 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:45,520 arrived sorry martin but i'm way too 20 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,200 busy to care about you and your discount 21 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,680 paranormal junk today that's not 22 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,920 discount paranormal junk awesome 23 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,159 paranormal junk weren't you listening 24 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:56,079 don't you knock if i had there's a good 25 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:57,680 chance you wouldn't let me in 26 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,759 duh kind of the point 27 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:02,399 okay check it out maybe this is a 28 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:05,119 talisman from some long forgotten tribe 29 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:07,360 or an ancient advertisement for cloning 30 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,920 huh martin i have a paper due in three 31 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,760 hours a dozen cupcakes to bake for the 32 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,360 tourington overachievers club and a 33 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,360 theater audition to prepare for i don't 34 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,160 have time for this oh speaking of time 35 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,760 shouldn't you be in french class right 36 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:20,640 now 37 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,480 oh no i'm supposed to be giving an oral 38 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,360 presentation on the eiffel tower 39 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,680 i wish there were two of me that way one 40 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,120 diana could stay here and put up with 41 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,640 your inane chatter while the other one 42 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,360 actually made it to class 43 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:39,280 sheesh somebody sure woke up on the 44 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,720 wrong side of the bed today 45 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,040 [Music] 46 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,640 we'll finish construction on the tower 47 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,280 in 1889. to mark the centennial of the 48 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,360 french revolution 49 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,280 how can i be in there when i'm standing 50 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,760 out here 51 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,800 [Music] 52 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,800 i must be seeing things i must be 53 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,720 hallucinating this can't be real 54 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:14,400 [Music] 55 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,879 why am i in the infirmary what's going 56 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:19,200 on looks like you passed out in french 57 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,280 class 58 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,760 you don't remember i was on my way to 59 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,200 french class 60 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,599 1889 to mark the centennial of the 61 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:29,599 french revolution but i was already 62 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:32,560 there it was me oh but how is that 63 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,440 possible when when i'm me hmm that bump 64 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,200 is worse than i thought you'd better 65 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,360 stay overnight for observation 66 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,480 oh no i've already lost three hours i'm 67 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,640 sorry but i have to go i have way too 68 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,840 much stuff to do 69 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:54,480 [Music] 70 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,640 oh what's all this awesome junk supposed 71 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,760 to do 72 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,000 i'm guessing this wooden staff was used 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,519 thousands of years ago to summon 74 00:04:01,519 --> 00:04:04,319 mystical forces you know marty it's not 75 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:06,319 a good idea to mess with mystical forces 76 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:08,799 and trust me i wasn't always this small 77 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:13,080 no worries i know what i'm doing 78 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,079 [Music] 79 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,639 guess i should have paid extra for the 80 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,400 instructions huh 81 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,180 yep 82 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,249 [Music] 83 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,160 [Music] 84 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,040 my paper is done so is my laundry 85 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,320 [Music] 86 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,960 freshly baked cupcakes that confirms it 87 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,720 i must be going crazy 88 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,639 you're not going crazy i did all of this 89 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:53,040 ah who are you what do you want and why 90 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,720 do you look exactly like me you wish 91 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,479 there were two of you and now there are 92 00:04:56,479 --> 00:04:59,120 cupcake no i don't want a cupcake i want 93 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,479 to know who you are and where you came 94 00:05:00,479 --> 00:05:01,680 from 95 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,759 wait my wish i should have known 96 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:05,280 martin's stupid artifacts would wreak 97 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,680 havoc on my life but i haven't wreaked 98 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,160 havoc on anything i'm here to help you 99 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,000 this is just too weird i'm reporting you 100 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,400 to the center right away 101 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,919 but with me around you'll finally have 102 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,199 time to prepare for your theater 103 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:18,560 audition 104 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,639 and we both know how important that is 105 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:21,680 to you 106 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,479 well i would love to get that part 107 00:05:24,479 --> 00:05:26,240 then just think of me as the roommate 108 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,479 that keeps on giving by the way when i 109 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:29,680 was cleaning up i found your missing 110 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,960 lipstick 111 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,800 how did you know about that 112 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,919 die i'm you i know everything 113 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,000 all right you can stay just remember you 114 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,440 work for me do anything without my 115 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,960 permission and i'm reporting you to the 116 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,440 center i'll be on my best behavior 117 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,560 promise 118 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,320 good because i'm late for my audition 119 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:55,199 [Music] 120 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:01,280 how can a girl like me from the wrong 121 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,919 side of the tracks ever hope to go to 122 00:06:03,919 --> 00:06:07,520 some fancy school i'll never be able to 123 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,639 pay the tuition 124 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,880 hello 125 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,759 is anybody there 126 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,800 are you okay do you need me to call a 127 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,199 doctor 128 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,839 [Music] 129 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,080 relax jen you've just freaked yourself 130 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,310 out 131 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:39,470 [Music] 132 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,599 how can a girl like me from the wrong 133 00:06:53,599 --> 00:06:55,360 side of the tracks 134 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,960 ever hope to go to some fancy school 135 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,479 i'll never 136 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:03,360 okay i've heard all i need to hear 137 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,110 because you've got the part 138 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:07,199 [Music] 139 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:09,199 thank you thank you thank you you won't 140 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:10,350 regret this 141 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,560 [Music] 142 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,560 oh wait what about jenny she's supposed 143 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,479 to audition right after me 144 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,319 unfortunately jenny spranderanklin had 145 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:20,240 to pull out at the last minute 146 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,280 oh that's awful i hope she's okay 147 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,360 it's just a minor sprain looks like 148 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:30,039 today is your lucky day 149 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,400 maybe it's an old-fashioned genius 150 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,039 lantern you know rub it and make a wish 151 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,479 only one way to find out 152 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,360 i wish that jenny would appear 153 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,950 and lay one on me 154 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:50,319 [Music] 155 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:52,080 you're not the one i was hoping for 156 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,100 stupid lantern 157 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,879 [Laughter] 158 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:58,160 were you just laughing at diana 159 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,280 and no 160 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,360 i was just laughing well you won't be 161 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,360 laughing when i'm through with you whoa 162 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,120 crazy there die 163 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,280 yeah what's your problem you're acting 164 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,440 like a total head case today get out of 165 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,520 my way 166 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,360 don't you dare touch billy you're bob 167 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,520 michelle you know it's one thing to be 168 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,440 mad at me but billy has not done a 169 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,479 single thing you're really making diana 170 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:22,960 angry 171 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,879 hey 172 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,879 what'd you do that for and why are you 173 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:30,240 calling yourself diana 174 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,240 i give up i give up 175 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,000 i think you two are taking the sibling 176 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,399 rivalry thing a little too far don't 177 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,800 tell me tell her 178 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,240 you're never gonna believe what just 179 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,120 happened 180 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,880 you attacked me in your crazed hormonal 181 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,480 fury and pinned me in a very painful 182 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,360 wrestling hold what's he rambling about 183 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,519 after what just happened i'm staying out 184 00:08:53,519 --> 00:08:54,480 of this 185 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,200 and i thought i was crazy anyway i just 186 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,120 came to tell you that i got the part in 187 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,440 tuition you're looking at torrington's 188 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,480 next leading lady 189 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,160 congratulations dai don't congratulate 190 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,399 her not after what she just did to me 191 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:10,320 can't you ever be happy for me martin 192 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,240 mystery remind me to give away your 193 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,440 ticket for opening night 194 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,040 you know you may be from another planet 195 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,440 billy but teenage chicks are the real 196 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:23,399 aliens hmm 197 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,440 i've got great news your plan worked i 198 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,959 got the part 199 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,910 uh d2 200 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:35,429 [Music] 201 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,160 i've got straight a's how is that 202 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,680 possible when the semester's barely 203 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,959 started 204 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,720 i hacked into the torrington mainframe 205 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,399 and changed your grades with school 206 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,839 covered for the next few months you'll 207 00:09:45,839 --> 00:09:47,440 have more free time than you ever 208 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,680 thought possible i don't want free time 209 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,760 if it means lying and cheating you have 210 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,399 to change it back trust me i know what's 211 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:56,560 best for you that's why i eliminated the 212 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,959 competition at your theater audition 213 00:09:58,959 --> 00:09:59,920 you mean 214 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,720 you hurt jenny that's it i'm calling the 215 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,720 center right now 216 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,040 huh 217 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,480 what's happening 218 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,600 [Music] 219 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,839 go away you hear me i don't want your 220 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:31,680 help anymore we're not going anywhere 221 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,480 you may not be 222 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,489 [Music] 223 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,760 man it's hard shaking clothes to think 224 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,399 exactly like you 225 00:10:57,030 --> 00:11:00,120 [Music] 226 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:08,200 hey diana hey jerry no time to talk 227 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,649 [Music] 228 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:20,680 cool i never knew diana was a quadruplet 229 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:32,259 [Music] 230 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,000 come on girls 231 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,279 it's me diana can we talk about this the 232 00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:51,440 time for talking is over 233 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,839 in that case 234 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:04,539 [Music] 235 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:10,580 [Music] 236 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,000 uh maybe if i drop it something will 237 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,880 happen 238 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,560 at this point anything's worth a try 239 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,920 oh sorry i guess i should have looked 240 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,480 where i was dropping it first huh hurry 241 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,839 help me move your desk in front of the 242 00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:27,200 door 243 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,959 why did you practice your wrestling 244 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,560 holds on some other unsuspecting 245 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,920 classmates 246 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,440 remember when i wished for two of me 247 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,360 well i got my wish only now there are 248 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,079 four who's doing the rambling now huh 249 00:12:38,079 --> 00:12:39,600 seriously martin i think one of your 250 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,920 stupid artifacts caused this maybe that 251 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,160 twins thingy how could my twin statues 252 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,440 caused this when you smashed it to 253 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,720 smithereens no i didn't yes you did you 254 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,079 knocked the box out of my hands and 255 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:53,839 didn't even stay to help clean it up 256 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,720 what are we gonna do 257 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:02,800 i'm sorry since when is there a wii here 258 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,279 if we don't leave now simply rivalry 259 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:07,440 will be the least of our problems 260 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,880 i think you're right we can escape 261 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,200 through here 262 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:21,160 and i thought i was bad in the morning 263 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,000 over here 264 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,350 [Music] 265 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,959 mom what are you doing here a friend of 266 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,480 mine at the world space agency just 267 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,399 named a star after me your dorm is the 268 00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:49,120 ideal geographical spot to view it 269 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,120 now if i could only decipher these 270 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,000 ridiculously complicated star maps we've 271 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,519 kind of got other things on our minds 272 00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:58,399 namely diana and her evil monster clones 273 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,959 evil monster clones martin bought this 274 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,720 artifact online that were pretty sure 275 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,199 spawned evil twins of yours truly oh so 276 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:08,560 now this is my fault yes of course it is 277 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,160 if you think this artifact may be 278 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,880 responsible has anyone bothered to look 279 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,800 it up in the legend x 280 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,720 i was just getting to that 281 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,079 you watch activated legend x selected 282 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,399 says here the statues of gemini the 283 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,880 twins which represents the many facets 284 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,199 of one's personality when diana broke 285 00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:33,519 the statue it must have created diana 286 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:35,760 replicas hmm 287 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,360 now that you mention it i remember 288 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,720 something like this happening to one of 289 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,199 our field agents in sector alpha 6. how 290 00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:44,880 many pieces were there of the statue 291 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,519 like 10 i think you mean there are 10 292 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,920 clones of me running around school 293 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,040 this is so not good agreed one of you is 294 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,480 more than enough 295 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,560 the only way to stop these things is to 296 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,360 restore the statue well that sounds easy 297 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,040 enough 298 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,639 only i might have accidentally uh thrown 299 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,880 all the pieces out what 300 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,199 i suggest you go to the garbage room 301 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:13,839 asap i'll tell java to meet you there 302 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,980 [Music] 303 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,079 java here diane and martin don't have to 304 00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:42,480 be scared of monsters anymore 305 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,480 no just the garbage 306 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,480 man that rakes 307 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,800 ugh first i escaped down a garbage chute 308 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,639 now i'm in a garbage room 309 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,880 next to being here 310 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,240 well we wouldn't be here in the first 311 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,680 place if you hadn't broke the statue 312 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,440 don't even try to blame this on me 313 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,170 martin come on we gotta hurry 314 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,839 [Music] 315 00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:04,399 oh better not get this sturdy we don't 316 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,240 have time to worry about your stupid you 317 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,720 watch hey why don't you use your you 318 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,639 watch to scan for the pieces if they're 319 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,560 truly paranormal in origin they should 320 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,759 glow oh great thinking billy 321 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:18,400 you watch activated 322 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,740 [Music] 323 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,240 look there we are who wants to be the 324 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,360 first in i vote for dyer 325 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,850 [Applause] 326 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:39,199 [Music] 327 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,279 i think we've got them 328 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:44,560 oh please don't say uh oh say yay it 329 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,040 worked still missing head 330 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,959 there's nothing else here the missing 331 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,519 piece must still be in my room 332 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:52,959 never were very good at cleaning up 333 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,680 after yourself 334 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,040 company 335 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,440 look now there's even more of them i 336 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,839 need me 337 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,079 well then that's just more evil diana 338 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,959 butt from me to what 339 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,799 [Music] 340 00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:19,839 go back to your room and find the 341 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,160 missing pieces 342 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,109 [Music] 343 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:45,749 [Music] 344 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,480 simple and effective 345 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,440 java don't mess around 346 00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:13,880 this is not how i had it planned 347 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,820 [Music] 348 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,160 [Applause] 349 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,039 [Music] 350 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,600 hi there roomie didn't expect to see you 351 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,480 here don't do it die it was because of 352 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,559 me that you got an a plus on your eiffel 353 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,720 tower presentation and the lead in the 354 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,919 play 355 00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:40,160 you also hurt jenny with friends like 356 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,320 you i don't need enemies that was a 357 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,640 simple misunderstanding i was trying to 358 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,880 talk to her when she tripped and fell 359 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,600 don't you like having me around uh sure 360 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,039 it was nice having someone around to 361 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,760 pick up the slack but oh i get it now 362 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,280 that you've gotten what you need you're 363 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,840 just gonna throw me away i didn't say 364 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,880 that then let me stay i promise together 365 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,120 we'll be an unstoppable team that's kind 366 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,000 of what i'm afraid of 367 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,960 give it back you're me so you have to 368 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,280 listen 369 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,290 diana please don't do this goodbye 370 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,190 [Music] 371 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:24,449 [Applause] 372 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:50,480 [Music] 373 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,760 a perfect strike and i said bowling 374 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,840 class was a waste of time 375 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,200 yeah who's the man 376 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,760 right on the money 377 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:21,140 [Music] 378 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,559 [Music] 379 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,320 i've definitely learned my lesson this 380 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,360 time no more awesomejunk.com artifacts 381 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,600 good i'm glad to hear that 382 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,720 by the way who are you talking to 383 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,799 yes that's right i'd like two of the 384 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:40,960 ancient indian divining rods and one of 385 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,280 the sumerian strength medallions 386 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280 okay then bye-bye i thought you said no 387 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,720 more artifacts i said no more 388 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,080 awesomejunk.com artifacts this time i 389 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,640 got the idea from the back of a comic 390 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,480 oh brother 391 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,080 oh hey jenny 392 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,840 how's the ankle feeling 393 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,080 bad news is i have to stay off it for a 394 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,880 while good news is i can still run lines 395 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,600 with torrington's newest leading lady ah 396 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,120 thanks but i've decided to drop out of 397 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,960 the play why 398 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,799 you wanted that part more than anything 399 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:12,640 it's all you've been talking about for 400 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,799 weeks let's just say it was more work 401 00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,720 than one diana could handle i've decided 402 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,799 not to split myself up so much in the 403 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,120 future 404 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,440 hey maybe one of my sumerian strength 405 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,520 medalies would help they should be here 406 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,039 any day now 407 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:31,720 don't even think about it martin 408 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:44,240 [Music] 409 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,520 you 25986

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