Original subtitles

[Music]

as soon as i put this rig on autopilot

we can head back to camp for the night

the amazon vapor

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

hey where's the house at the fountain

hey it's marvin

[Music]

isn't he rad uh i guess if you consider

flavor misuse of school property a good

thing

you know martin you should really learn

to lighten up

wait a second diana lombard is telling

me to lighten up as the whole world got

mad

[Applause]

hmm

wow marvin

killer roll oh well thanks i'm

practicing for my extreme jungle

kayaking trip this weekend jungle

kayaking oh sounds like a real

adrenaline rush exactly why i'm into all

kinds of extreme sports diana there's

just nothing that beats the thrill of

rock climbing in the himalayas paris

surfing the great barrier reef or street

luging down the german autobahn rock

climbing berry surfing street louisiana

i could show you a few kayaking moves if

you want

sure i'd love to uh no thanks we're kind

of busy doing what

did you guys hear that i think the

statue's beeping oh yeah that uh that's

the statue's bird poop alarm

pesky pigeons are everywhere

wow i knew the school was cutting edge

but that's amazing diana and i had

better go in uh oh alert the janitor

we'll see you later marvin

[Music]

[Music]

hey how'd we end up in here

i don't know but um something smells

delish

i never did get lunch hey let's stay for

a quick bite

java starving

whatever happened to lightening up

sorry but duty calls

did the computer just call me marvin

what are you complaining about i got

diana the caveman uh no offense job java

lombard cool besides what have you got

against marvin he's the best

good morning agents hey billy sorry

about all the mix-ups we seem to be

having a little trouble with our portals

and secret doorways today

maybe we should take the stairs just to

be on the safe side

[Music]

hmm that's strange must be jammed hi mom

diana hoes

hmm

oh sorry mom

i guess martin's rubbing off on me it's

a good thing i'm highly organized agent

lombard or i might be seriously annoyed

right now

now for your assignment

mom is a real party animal when she gets

going

[Music]

moving on i'm sending you to a river in

the amazon to investigate the sudden

unexplained sickness of all kinds of

plant and animal life

sickness huh it's probably due to a new

kind of super virus maybe even a cosmic

origin it's your head that's out in

space martin

this is more likely due to industrial

pollution of the amazon basin

[Music]

sorry big j

i don't think he can hear you billy he's

down for the count hmm looks like java

will have to sit this mission out in the

infirmary in light of all the center

malfunctions i think we'll send you to

brazil in a regular airplane

[Music]

that's it i'm out of here

sorry about that coffee always makes me

jittery

i'm sorry

hey is that black forest cake

uh

[Laughter]

[Music]

diana

[Music]

how'd you end up in first class when i

cram back and coach ah

they had some extra seats guess i'm just

lucky

care for a stick

[Music]

excuse me sir but only first class

passengers are allowed up here you'll

have to return to your seat

that's okay jane

he's with me

marvin what are you doing here don't

tell me you're a pilot too

no my dad is i'm on my way to brazil for

my kayaking trip and i get to ride up

front for free

a question is what are you two doing

here uh

yes uh that is a good question uh martin

and i are um on

uh humanitarian mission yeah that's it

we're escorting food and clothing to the

poor well it's nice to see you so

excited about helping the needy hey

since we're all going to the same place

maybe we can hang this weekend i'd love

to

will you excuse us just for one second

uh hello how are we supposed to keep our

paranormal investigator status a secret

with this clown hanging around

marvin is not a clown

ah but you're right i'll make up some

excuse to get rid of him when we land

happy i'd be happier here in first class

[Music]

there's no way you're stealing my seat

oh stewardess

excuse me sir

wow isn't that the coolest thing you've

ever seen it is beautiful

except that rank odor is kind of

spoiling the view

it must be coming from the dredging

operation downstream

actually the smell is from a mold native

to this area the surrounding caves are

full of it

you must be the agents from the center

oh i'm diana lombard and this is martin

mystery i'm so glad you two could come

unfortunately now comes the unpleasant

part you'd better follow me

[Music]

that's a major amazon destruction

it all started when we began digging on

the dam you'd better get a reading see

what's going on then i'll leave you to

it i should be getting back to the

rescue effort anyway

[Music]

[Music]

looks like the creatures are suffering

from a lack of oxygen hey look

that's weird the water's boiling hot

careful dee don't get too close

titanic saved martin thanks don't

mention it

10 seconds

oh no we only have a few seconds until

the new shell

cooked disappears is that thing

[Applause]

[Music]

martin diana i was about to start my

kayaking trip when i heard your screams

i've never been so glad to see anyone in

my entire life well i wouldn't go that

far but thanks anyway no prob but what

were you doing floating in the middle of

the river oh uh i guess our boat sprung

a massive leak

uh thanks marvin we'll catch you later

wait up i'm coming with you

[Music]

the green mist it was just like that

cloud we saw underwater

quiet not in front of marvin we've got

no other choice this is more important

we'll just have to do the slime scan in

front of them slime scan what's a slime

scan

slime scan selected

whoa killer watch dude what's it for

[Music]

[Applause]

alliance is complete the residue is a

secretion from bacterium oxyphilius

check the legend x maybe it'll have some

answers

selected

yep here it is bacterium oxyafilius it's

an ancient bacteria whoa it's from the

lake jurassic period feeds on oxygen to

stay alive if the bacteria feeds on

oxygen that would explain all the

asphyxiated river life we found earlier

maybe all the digging released the

ancient bacteria from its dormancy deep

within the earth of course that's why

the water was so hot we've got to stop

it before it destroys the entire

rainforest and the planet wait a second

hold the phone

are you two saying there's some evil

bacteria thingy out to get us oh no no

not out to get us and just to destroy

life as we know it

run for your life

i think we lost it

don't say that because as soon as you do

something bad always happens

[Music]

hang on

i don't know what's worse the vapor

or marvin's carjacking instead of

insulting marvin maybe you should be

thanking him for helping us on our

mission

uh to feed the poor that is okay time to

fess up you're not really here to feed

the poor are you

[Laughter]

what makes you say that

your weird behavior the gadgets martin's

jet stream behind me

all right all right you figured it out

we're secret agents we investigate

paranormal phenomenon

you're kidding right secret agents don't

kid

whoa

that's the coolest after-school job i've

ever heard of beats flipping burgers we

were sent here to check out this green

vapor cool and maybe i can help oh you

jest um diana and i are highly trained

experts marvin we hardly need help from

a novice like you

okay okay all i was gonna say was the

mold on the branch seemed to give the

bacteria a major case of the willies of

course mold is a natural antibiotic oh

you're a genius marvin he is i am yeah

all we have to do is lure the vapor into

the moldy cave and trap it there and how

do you expect us to do that we can't

even get close to it without it sucking

up all our air and don't worry i've got

a plan

[Music]

man you were right dee this mold is

seriously stinky

diana diana hey where'd you go over here

what are you doing building a fire since

fire uses oxygen it's the vapor's

natural competitor so your plan is to

lure the vapor here and then get it

really really angry huh you got any

better ideas here let me help i think

you may be onto something diana

finally someone who appreciates me you

two are made for each other oh wait does

anyone have any matches huh

maybe it's about time you started

appreciating me

hmm

i believe you were saying

little trick i learned at survival camp

[Music]

now all we have to do is wait if my

theory is correct the vapor should be

here any sick

[Music]

so much for your brilliant plan d i

think we can officially say it's a

complete bust

i take it back dee your plan is working

too

cool

it looks like the bacteria has evolved

but how is that possible bacteria evolve

in a different way than other organisms

if they pick up enough large chunks of

dna they can get into a new niche and

even become new species

weekly you really ought to get a

subscription

[Applause]

first watch out

hey my survival kit i never leave home

without it

dude want some oxygen

well you'll have to come and get it

oh

[Music]

come on

[Music]

where's marvin

figures he would escape and leave us

here i knew that guy was a liability

from the first moment i saw him

martin look

looks like my quick thinking saved the

day don't you mean marvin's quick

thinking after all it was his idea that

vapor

[Music]

this sign can warn people to stay away

in 117 languages

and the hydroelectric company has agreed

to search for a new site for their dam

great work agents oh don't thank us you

should really thank marvin without his

quick thinking and his kayak we would

have been vapor bait oh diana don't be

so modest it was your idea to lure the

vapor into the caves in the first place

yeah but i never would have thought of

the caves if it hadn't been for you

hello what about me i hope too you know

i think it's time to go home

what's gonna happen to marvin now that

he knows our secret don't worry diana

we'll take care of

it do you think the center will do swear

marvin to secrecy make him take an oath

hmm hopefully they'll erase his memory

yeah then he'll forget who he is where

he goes to school and he'll be out of

our lives forever

hmm what a guy can hope can he

[Applause]

[Music]

you