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look at him martin isn't he just

adorable considering the flat head and

hairy back adorable might be a stretched

eye

but i gotta admit the jobsters sure come

a long way since we first found them

found them found them found

i'm telling you vandals have been

specifically targeting the jurassic

exhibit we need to increase security

i'm sorry i'm losing reception i'll have

to call you back

who's there

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return of the beasts

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come on die why not

because it's your own fault you stayed

up all night watching dumb horror movies

instead of studying for today's tests

besides cheating is totally unethical

dumb horror movies are you kidding

terror of the gargantuan toad is a

classic

whatever just find someone else to rate

answers from

okay students it's test time take a seat

please

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looks like you're stuck with me sis

just keep your eyes on your own paper as

soon as you receive your frog you may

begin your dissection

did he just say this section

yeah you would have known that have you

bothered to study

you've just earned yourself two days

detention

serve them right

and the same goes for you miss lombard

now catch all these frogs immediately

sir you don't understand i had nothing

to do with try to weasel your way out of

this young lady or it'll be four days

given the circumstances it looks like

your little scheme worked i have to

postpone the test until next week

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frog liberation what a lame stunt

well after seeing how the scientists

wiped out the gargantuan toad

i felt it was my duty to set these

little guys free

i wish the scientists would wipe you

out great the center this is all i need

nope ain't in here

or here

ah there you are

clear

diana

hey how'd you get in there

there you are agents the center needs

your help cool

hey you need us to afford another

pyramid full of reanimated mummies

nothing quite so trivial

several torontonians have had encounters

with oh how shall i put this

strange beings hmm i can relate i'm

standing next to a strange being right

now

meanwhile traces of violet slime have

been spotted near these encounters

sounds to me like a slime-spitting

specter which is odd because they

usually avoid big metropolitan areas

interesting theory martin but i don't

think we're dealing with a specter here

well how can you be sure because thanks

to a museum curator named carrie

campbell we were able to capture one of

the beings i'd like you to question her

right after you examined the evidence

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awesome it's a caveman

my name is martin what's yours

uh reality check martin this guy's

primitive as you can't communicate with

him

java

did you hear that his name is java

hello java okay fine his name is java

and he's a strange being now say your

goodbye grandson let's bolt

hey i bet he could be a big help on our

mission

absolutely not

under no circumstances am i gonna

babysit a caveman

wow

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but if he goes ballistic and attacks

anyone it's totally your responsibility

take a chill pill die he's just a big

teddy bear

either i'm having a bad hair day or

somebody's afraid of our new friend oh

oh yeah cave boy's a huge help

we should have made him an agent years

ago

well i suppose java could use a little

makeover

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yes what do you want hi we're agents

from the center mind if we come in and

ask you a few questions

oh not at all

don't they're fake

i think our partner could use a glass of

water

so you saw some kind of sticky purple

hole open up in the sidewalk in front of

you i was walking home from work when a

hideous prehistoric man climbed out of a

pool of slime he was about to attack me

when the police showed up and where was

it that you work again the royal ontario

museum

which reminds me i need to call back the

head of security we've been having

issues with vandalism in the dinosaur

exhibit

looks like the sticky purple hole

followed carrie home

huh

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you're right it is him how did you get

in here

and stay out

if getting back to square one was our

goal i'd say we've succeeded it wasn't a

total disaster i mean at least now we

know that a mysterious gooey passageway

is trying to pull java back from where

it came

hey guys

it's him

lily billy it's okay his name is java

and he's completely tame

i think he likes me so what's up billy a

mom wanted me to tell you that the

sightings are getting more frequent and

the entities are also getting bigger and

more aggressive

i can't quite make out what these

entities are but they look a lot bigger

than java

can you specify the locations of the

sightings

perfect now if you display the times of

each manifestation i might be able to

make a predictive triangulation

huh oh great she's speaking geek again

by calculating the cosine of the polar

coordinates ponderated by the mass

mutation

index the next phenomenon will be taking

place in the subway quarter at 20 to 14

hours if you say so oh now if you'll

excuse me i think i need to lie down

why do predictive triangulations always

have to lead to the spookiest places

relax die we've got java here to protect

us

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this is the spot

unfortunately

only

it's exactly 2214 and there's no sign of

any paranormal phenomenon nice try miss

mathlete but it looks like your

calculations are off by a few cosines um

but that's impossible not only am i

mathematical genius i triple check my

work

okay forget what i said this definitely

qualifies as a paranormal phenomenon

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uh

oh no

they're both gone

ah

good job i hope that mutated dinosaur

creature didn't eat them

maybe it just took them back into the

hole before it vanished we need to find

out where these things go

second why didn't i think of this

earlier the door of doom please tell me

you're not talking about another movie

of course i am anyway in the door of

doom a dimensional black hole sucks

victims in and rearranges their

molecular structure and when they're

spit out they're totally unrecognizable

that's truly fascinating but what we

need is real evidence as in an actual

clue

you mean like this little souvenir our

beastie left it behind when he attacked

me

hey didn't carrie say someone had been

vandalizing the dinosaur exhibit at the

royal ontario museum you're right i

think it's time we took a little field

trip

this goes way beyond vandalism somebody

stolen the entire jurassic fossils

collection

freaky i mean who'd be interested in a

bunch of boring old relics

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whoa

this is amazing

someone recreated a parallel jurassic

world under the museum

huh maybe it's not such a boring place

after all

this isn't the time for joking martin

this is the time for ducking

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why do we always have to land in goo we

don't always land in goo

sometimes we land in muck or gunk or

slime

anyway

my guess is java somewhere around here

my guess is that's a good place to start

our search

whatever this place is

redefines creepy just stay close and

head towards the light

light that's more like a purple glow

which as we've learned can not be good

looks like some sort of geode but i've

never seen one quite like this before

you know one that's all slimy and stuff

i don't know how much more of this freak

show i can take check it out it looks

like someone's recreating dinosaurs with

the fossils from the museum

except i don't think they've perfected

the process yet

java

java are you okay

there's something moving in here

i see you found my little workshop

we didn't have much choice we got sucked

into one of your slime holes

the viscous time portals a favorite

discovery of mine

great way to unleash my beasts into

different parts of the city i was having

fun with the pre-show too

that is until our little cave friend got

caught

wait a second you control those slimy

portals that means you're the creep that

tried to steal java in kerry's kitchen

not steal

reclaim

because just like everything else you

see here i created him with the power of

the geode that i excavated when i was a

paleontologist

paleontologist more like a

paleontologist

you've seen my creatures i'd hardly call

my work a failure if your objective is

to create freakish mutants then no i

guess not they'll serve my purpose just

fine when i turn the clock back 300

million years and unleash my dinosaurs

on the earth my final brood awakes i'll

leave you all to get acquainted

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i can't believe we let him get away

forget about him we've got bigger

problems

whatever it is

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okay that's not gonna work

what could you hear before

okay pal i've had just about enough of

you uh

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nice work even though the dilophosaurus

deserves the credit thanks thanks what

have you done to my creations we're

putting them out of their misery

oh

uh

no

let me go

congratulations team nice work

thanks

but we couldn't have done it without

java and whose idea was it to bring him

along

you two better get back to school i

understand you had a little problem in

biology class get you later

how did she know about that

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after that mission the last thing i want

to do is spend my weekend crawling on

the floor catching frogs

i'm more concerned about what the center

did with java i really miss the big guy

to be honest

i kind of do too

java you're the school's new janitor

java help

wow java look at you you learn to talk

so quickly and so well who would have

known that after all his goofy

misadventures our buddy job would turn

into such a capable young adult

maybe you spoke too soon

need a hand there big guy

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