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can't you see i'm trying to concentrate on my stories wilbur now go on and find somewhere else to play with that their thing fine paw uh it came from inside the box wow my um
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relax buddy it's just electricity we post stone ages have been using it for years i promise you as long as i'm around there's absolutely nothing to fear do you see the size of that thing big
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big tried titanic i could put a saddle on it and enter the derby what's wrong em you look a little pale nothing's wrong i'm fine martin scared a bug martin scared a bug no i'm not i'm just
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intrigued by what an unusually large specimen it is then it won't bother you that it just crawled up your pant leg gotcha come on die you don't think i'm afraid of a little insect do you i don't know
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you were cradled in java's arms well well that's because i needed an aerial view not because i was scared in fact i'm not scared of anything not scared of anything now that's a
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laugh are you forgetting the whole monster in the toilet episode that was an isolated childhood incident isolated incident it lasted three years in fact don't you still hold the world
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record for greatest bladder control go ahead make all the jokes you want diana because i know i'm not scared of anything and i'll prove it the center soda machine java
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hey where's billy he's always here to greet us sorry i didn't mean to fight you you didn't frighten me billy you just caught me off guard i thought mom was just your official job
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title i didn't know you actually were one i'm not i'm babysitting for a friend hey cutie what's the matter martin baby give you the winnies of course not i love kids even freaky little alien ones
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may i anyway i've called you in today because we've received reports of strange occurrences plaguing a town in oregon strange occurrences spontaneous animation of inert objects
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odd weather patterns inexplicable mutations just to name a few it could have something to do with the recent shift in gravitational pull due to the extreme global warming in that area possible
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but not likely billy show our agents the way out would you it's okay baby oh man what an amazing ride not only is this thing totally luxurious it's got a seriously kicking sound system yeah this
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truck okay that's enough you two are gonna get us arrested for disturbing the peace you better hope not otherwise you'll have to spend the night in jail with the
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local riff raff and uh you want to talk disturbing and we got some real oddballs in these ear parts anywho i'm sure of cribs and judging by this fancy vehicle here i'll take it y'all are from the
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center uh-huh that's right i'm diana that's martin and this is java you'll fit right in around here son oh so sheriff give us the skinny what strange things have been going on well
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uh it all started with wilbur here yeah it seems boy i developed himself some uh peculiarities can you tell us what happened little fella he ain't able to speak a word in days
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i guess we know now what mom meant by inexplicable mutations poor little guy maybe there was a weird hormone in some foodie ate oh maybe of course all welber eats us some cosmic cookie flakes cosmic
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what it's a breakfast cereal dye and although it doesn't contain any of the boring all-natural components of your typical morning spread it doesn't contain any weird hormones either plus
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it don't explain what happened to the wilson wilsons yeah i'll shoot you over there and y'all can see for yourself whoa cool actually if you just give us the address we'll shoot over on our own
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i wouldn't advise it missy especially considering the dark forces at work here we appreciate the offer really but we should probably go on our own i mean you know how witnesses are less willing to
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talk in front of authority figures well suit yourself but without an official police escort i can't guarantee your safety thanks but we'll take our chances this must have been quite a storm there
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weren't no storm then what happened all i remember was a loud shriek and i thought it was a wild animal and then the house got real cold like and wham it were demolished lickety-split
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weird oh would you mind if we looked around i can't imagine you'll find nothing but if it blows your hair back feel free i'm guessing whatever out of this world
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force change will burn to a goat boy did this too sorry but i don't see a connection between wilbur's possible food allergy and this odd weather pattern odd weather pattern
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diana you heard the wilson say there was no storm uh in case you haven't noticed the wilsons aren't exactly reliable witnesses in fact they're downright bizarro like everyone in this town
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martin diana come wow it looks like some sort of arrow and there's another one and another one oh they could have been created by twister no way the pattern's too perfect
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they're more like mini crop circles it's definitely supernatural one way to find out scan it and send it to billy for analysis you want activated is anybody else cold because i'm
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catching a major arctic breeze up here maybe you're just shivering because you're scared oh please it's gonna take more than a few freaky arrows to get my skivvies in a twist
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i don't know but it sounds an awful lot like that shrieking mrs wilson described what's happening sarah it's a sawmill she just up and started all on her own it's some sort of evil force
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okay time to roll mystery this is no time to be a scaredy cat we gotta stop the blade of protecting people that's the idea dai we're going to lead the blade out of town away from the crowd
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well what do you know this is working well yeah a little too well can this thing go any faster what's wrong why are you stopping because we're right back where we started
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but how is that possible the sawmill's behind us apparently anything's possible in this freak show of a town let's try the other road fast it's no use every road leads us right
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back here looks like i'm gonna have to do this the hard way before mr sadly follow me and don't be shy martin okay i'm fine not to mention lucky that was a crazy thing to do wheeze is my middle name
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okay time to recap so far we've got a mutant ten-year-old a ghostly tornado and a killer levitating saw blade is it me or is there no rhyme or reason to any of it sounds pretty chaotic just like the
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symbol you sent in you've gotta stop scaring me like that huh i mean you've got to stop catching me off guard like that sorry marty anyway the arrows are an ancient symbol
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of chaos it comes from the middle east circa 400 a.d but why is it here beats me i'm just the messenger uh let me try typing the words chaos and middle east into the legend x selected
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bingo the legend of the chaos beast a magic man in the middle east wanted peace for his people so he created a spell to transform all the world's chaos into one beast he then locked the beast
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inside a magic box where it was to stay for all eternity well the beast must have gotten loose it's the only explanation for what's going on in this insane town and we've got to stop it
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before chaos spreads all over the world correction you've got to stop it i've got a date with a sci-fi novel and my favorite chocolate ciao we could try and use the magic man spell
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the text is right here even though it is in another language no time right now we've got to find the box our beast escaped from wilbur of course the sheriff said it all started with wilbur
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if we find him we'll find our box come on so wilbur lives above a thrift shop if only we'd known that earlier wilbur oh wilbur we didn't come to hurt you we need your help we have to find the box
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it's the only way we can turn you back into a boy oh great he doesn't believe us either that or he wants us to follow him come on look there it is the box martin wait don't open it martin java
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are you in here i'm here wherever here is java no like box gee between the creepy middle eastern writing the icy cold air and the general feeling of claustrophobia i can't imagine why whoa
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check out that bit of nastiness must be the chaos beast hope this is as close as we get uh either i'm getting bigger or this room is getting smaller the walls are closing in mark you've got
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to do something why don't we all try pushing on the right wall maybe we can stop it no use can't hold oh if only wilder could knock us off the shelf if we can get this thing rocking maybe we can do
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it ourselves when i say go i want all of us to throw a weight on the wall got it okay ready go it didn't work we're gonna be crossed one last bush we can do it yeah but now we have a new problem on
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our hands how are we supposed to lock up the beast if the box is broken i'll stay here and fix it you and java go after the creature don't worry kid you'll have your opposable thumbs back in no time
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i can't believe it the whole town's gone berserk we've got to find that beast before it's too late but how baby we trick him i'm afraid the only trick that's going to work here is a magic trick job
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wait a minute that's it i can use the magic man spell you want activated here it is now wish me luck as you can imagine i'm a little rusty in the ancient languages apartment look
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abu nocturaela hi marlow not it's slower i think i liked him better as a carving okay time to run so much for our amazing ride we're always right the beast just changed states japan don't understand
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his chaotic job as in comprised of variable matter he can transform from solid to gas to liquid see what i mean good job spell i never finished the spell oh drama buddy are you okay travel fine
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not to mention lucky swallowing the chaos beast was a crazy thing to do crazy java middle name this is amazing tell me about it you'd never know this was a scene of utter
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chaos just a few hours ago and because of that this town will forever be in your debt yeah thanks well we're just glad everything's back to normal even though your goat ears were pretty cute
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good work team now if you'll be so kind as to hand over the box i'll make sure it's put in a place where it can't do any more damage i've been meaning to tell you martin i
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think you were really brave today i don't think anyone else could have stood up to that creature well it's like i said die i'm not afraid of anything i guess you're right by the way there's
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a grasshopper on your shoulder you
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