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i don't care what's going on just fix it this deal requires construction to finish before the end of the month come on bernie mark of the shape shifter so

a perfect boyfriend would be smart and funny and romantic yeah too bad there aren't any guys like that at torrington huh roses are red violets are blue there's no one alive as pretty as you

and he'd be sincere too hmm kevin must be missing an angel because you're here hmm your eyes are like pools of oh get a clue martin what's with the lame pickup lines

oh i'm impressing jenny with this new can't fail money-back guarantee book called 101 ways to impress women well you better get your money back before the rush that sounds like a dare to prove you

wrong that's a double dare hey beautiful you must be exhausted because you've been running through my mind all day i'm just getting warmed up hey gorgeous lucky for you the sender is calling

this isn't over by a long shot hey where's java i don't know come to think of it he wasn't at school yesterday either i hope he's not sick now where's billy i wonder if he's sick too

i hope it's not an epidemic welcome to hawaii vacation hmm sorry java you might be on vacation from your day job but not your center job i can't figure out what the ship runs on

so far i've eliminated plutonium petroleum and pudding awesome wow anyway there's a missing persons report in toronto canada i miss christy johnson disappeared during an unusual electrical

storm no way did you know that electrical storms are caused when alien ships enter our atmosphere don't tell me you still have that watch so what's a nice woman like you doing in

a place like this i think the fumes are getting to you what am i learning exactly so uh what's your sign agent mystery don't make me revoke your credentials i don't get it

maybe i should work on my delivery oh yeah that'll help cool look martin can i borrow it when you're done anytime billy i knew you were a man of fine taste for my apartment window i saw these

colorful lights in the sky and heard a scream when i got here she was gone colorful lights well yeah the sky turned pink and blue an electrical storm doesn't have colors

forget aliens this is the work of soul snatchers soul snatchers when the soul is taken its polychromatic aura fills the air thank you sir java have aura sure everyone does well

except for people who get them snatched away don't be ridiculous there's no such thing as an aura says the girl who doesn't believe in anything for instance i believe your book was a

complete waste of money hey look at these bigfoot bigfoot of course the legendary hairy man beast from the pacific northwest that's just from someone slipping and sliding in the mud and

making a bigger footprint dog that's weird i don't remember bigfoot having a dog where'd the human prints go it's as if they turned into the dog prince hey a feather doesn't

look like it came from a bird around here huh there's a number in the memory this must be christy's phone oh let's see who she was talking to when she disappeared it won't connect

you are activated search for 555-1583 results modern designs 4184 maple road sounds like a good place to start that looks inviting yeah doesn't it did you hear that

yeah this is just like that horror movie office zombies hello sir we're from the center and never heard of it well uh we have a few questions we'd like to ask you i'm really busy is this

important there's been a missing persons report a christy johnson no not christy do you have any idea who'd want to abduct her no but ever since we started building on that reservation terrible

things have been happening what now there's that noise again this way we've got it it'll be trapped at the end of the hall it's gone so much for being trapped so

is the architect come on let's try and figure out what that was activated slime scan selected analyzing data sample identified composition probably the same creature that left

those footprints at the park but what does it want from these people huh well it left a little something to help us figure it out a claw let's send it to billy for analysis you watch activated uh

that's your best time yet so check this out billy huh the claw's 500 years old a 500 year old wolf left this behind actually the claw's from an ancient headdress like

from a native american tribe yeah only it's from the aboriginal people of canada oh didn't that guy say that we're building on a reservation i don't understand why you're so upset you

need to respect our lives look at that band around his neck come on let's check out what that guy's up to where'd he go i think he was taken by our wolf no martin let's use the legend x

listen to this legend has it that the massey tribe can call the spirit of the wolf from a mystical portal to merge with man until the land is protected the wolfman

banishes wrongdoers to the netherworld netherworld i don't like the sound of that do you see anything no that was the developer come on let's go oh no java martin where are you i can't see a thing

i'm right here what you do with her wow wow martin diana java i guess this means you were bitten too that's not all bad so tell me is it hot in here or is it

just you you've got to be kidding me seriously get your money back someone please tell me where we are by the look of things i'd say we're in the massey tribe's netherworld

how do we get out of here the legend said something about a portal you want activated here it is only where colors converge the portal leaves the netherworld come on let's go it's our only chance out

what happened silver of course silver repels the wolves quick everyone grab all the silver you have diana your pen java your belt buckle are you crazy fight this losing pants

java found cave java did better than that java found the portal whoa martin what do we do strength in numbers piece of cake sorry pal i got your number right here

the legend it's here to protect the land of course we need to tear this place down you can't do that obviously you don't know me very well i didn't mean for this to happen well do something about it

oh uh uh what happened your spiritual call to protect the land was actually a shape-shifting ritual hey that's from my great-great-grandfather's headdress exactly why it needs to go back where it

belongs good work team we're putting the neckband in the sacred messy tribal ground where no one can access it vacation absolutely jabba you've earned one wow you had me worried for a while back there

i just want you to know my life would mean nothing without you oh martin how sweet page 23 told you at work worth every cent you