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this thing

a creeping slime

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[Laughter]

you don't mind if i cut do you as a

matter of fact i do i have mouth in 20

minutes

java what's the deal

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looks like jabba has his eye on polly

pottswaggle way to go jay

java ask her out on a date

no

like you're out of thursday surprise

java

timber

no no silly this is lunch i'll have chef

bring you some more

nice try but it looks like you could use

a little help in the dating arena pal

don't you dare listen to him java see

when it comes to girl's job you have to

be suave and sophisticated while

projecting an aura of hip and happening

you perfect that attitude and the girls

will co-run it more like running for

cover you just need to be yourself

watch and learn

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so you want to go out and get some pizza

with me after the game

why i'd love to chat

excuse me

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the center

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martin mystery clear

diana lombard

cleared

java the caveman clear

okay job rule number one be cool at all

times

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not bad keep working on hey what are you

up to guys here we go

oh hey billy

i'm giving job a few tips on how to

increase his date ability he's already

mastered double guns

me too

listen you three girls like sweet girls

like romantic girls do not like lame

moves and lines you mean like that lame

move you put on chet in the cafeteria

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whoa

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it's used to map the nervous system of

this specimen though it seems you found

another less intellectual use we picked

up an sos from an offshore drilling

platform near this island chain in the

south pacific offshore i bet one of

those killer giant squids to blame oh

please

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java remember what i taught you

cool

this way guys

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wow check out the carnage there's been

some major action here hello

what could have caused all of this

clearly some kind of mucus secreting

ectomorph or maybe this is the missing

men transformed into goo by some kind of

molecular de-scrambler

lovely now do you have any real ideas

come inside yeah

follow java

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if we can get this to work maybe there's

a record of outgoing transmissions good

idea but first let's see what kind of

tricks i've got up my sleeve

you watch activated

slime scan selected

maybe the slime scan can give us the

skinny on this drippy mess this is an

oil rig has it occurred to you it might

be oil

whoa no oil but we've got some major

supernatural mojo working here this

stuff is off the chart

very uncool

i've never seen anything like it before

in my life

it's done something to my men

i'm

want to go for a ride

come on

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okay up down left right

this should be easy now how do you turn

this thing off

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hey here's a mouth look it's an island

if there were any survivors from the

platform they'd go here change course no

problemo now let's see what this baby

can do

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i am the man now that's what i call a

10-point landing on a hundred point

scale maybe we definitely won't be

flying back on that thing or taking the

boat yours are still attached looks like

someone made it off that platform

and it looks like whatever's leaving the

slime behind made it back too

why does it always have to start with a

trail of slime

so remember it always helps to have a

compliment or two memorize job try one

java say nice hairs don't worry java

i'll give you some real advice

i'm getting a weird feeling about this

place haven't you noticed it's

completely silent and look all the

plants that are touched by the slime are

withered away

what is it java something coming

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i need to look into getting that

transporter fixed

hi guys what's she shaking billy are you

all right

i'm cool i have some data on that slime

sample you took quite troubling the

residue has no trace of dna but an

energy signature that's mostly human

sounds like whatever is on the leaving

end of that slime is gonna be trouble

forgive me if i don't stick around to

find out this place is way too creepy

for me good luck

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place really doesn't seem all that

creepy it's actually very exotic

no wait

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look it's a person

hello

can you hear me

what happened to him it's like his vital

force was just sucked out

came out of nowhere

couldn't stop it

we better get him some help javastrong

will carry

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we have found many others like him all

of them the men who come to take the oil

we found evidence of supernatural

activity have you seen anything unusual

around here you speak of the black slime

yes i have seen it on the far side of

the island where the intruders make

their camp

that man who is he

but i i swear

maybe you can point us to where you

found the slime

where are we java think this bad place

must be the oil company's base camp

hello

anyone here i don't think we'll find

anyone

hmm do you hear that yeah

it's this way

it's some sort of passageway and there's

more slime in here

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what should we do

why are we running

look out

all those traps there must be something

really big up ahead for someone to go

through all that trouble i think that

qualifies

and they've got the guy from the oil

platform too i don't understand what are

they doing with him looks like some kind

of ceremony

wake him

where am i

my men what did you do to my man your

men got what they deserved as will you

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watch activated

summoning something called the black

spirit

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you have fouled our land you have

ignored our humble requests to leave us

in peace now you will pay

oh no

oh no

shaka

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i don't think he has control over that

thing

i'm willing to bet dr headshrinker is

getting some help from that amulet if we

can get it away from us

it's too late

it's feeding off people oh we need to

stop this maniac before he brings it

back for more oh no this is definitely

one of those times where we call for

backup why call back up when you have

300 pounds of neanderthal muscle what do

you say job ready to go caveman on these

guys

java no like batman

way to go martin sorry sis sneak attack

just isn't my style you okay joff

drive a seat to martin trespassers how

dare you defile the sanctity of this

ceremony you three shall suffer the same

fate as your friend

whoa hold on there pal we we don't even

know this guy

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you better think of something fast any

strength

black spirit hear my command attack them

not me

let's get out of here

oh

i think we lost it

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what is this place

martin we shouldn't be here they look

like the same thing the shaman was

wearing around his neck and look no

slime that black spirit hasn't been here

these gems must have the power to

control and repel it

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did you see that that was oil these

combined with oil are what makes the

black spirits

listen something's down here

it's the missing oil workers why are

they all in here

huh

i had no choice but to hide them my

people are too kind and trusting

they would never approve of my summoning

the black spirit

with good reason you can't even control

that thing but i must protect my people

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doesn't he get it we're the good guys

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you fools now no one is safe you've

doomed us all

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i don't like the sound of this

it's in too many places we need to stick

together

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oh stop it

i'll distract it when it moves out of

the way run for the exit

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hey

over here

i don't think so

hmm

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this is wicked but why aren't i

gems

java diana i'm coming

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too

uh

mystery does it again

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though these men were not welcome here

we are happy to see them safe no thanks

to my dead perfect aim and killer

throwing arm oh give your ego a rest

will you so i have you to thank for

helping us out here our board of

directors will be pleased to learn there

won't be any further delay in our

operation don't be so sure

your operation is in violation of

international treaty my friends here are

to see that you get home

and stay there

you are a brave young man and have the

thanks of our village

and of this foolish old shame

hey no problem

way to go jay

not again

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hey

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you