All language subtitles for S01E010 - Eternal Christmas 1080p HD (1080p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).en

hey nana snow globe i completely forgot about this she said it would always make my wishes come true no hasn't worked so far oh you're such a klutz you can't do anything right i just wish i could have

a perfect christmas for once in my life eternal christmas so come on martin it's three o'clock this is no time to be goofing around what are you talking about diana school's out for

christmas vacation it's the perfect time to be goofing around not according to my schedule three o'clock find martin and get a ride home four o'clock change into flannel jammies

and make holiday shortbread cookies five o'clock commence watching sappy tearjerking christmas flicks on tv wow that sounds like fun i especially like the part where you plan every

waking second are you making fun of me look dee all i'm saying is the holidays are supposed to be about spontaneous fun not about forced merriment now toss the daytimer and chill

toss my day timer never i'd be lost without it that had so better not be what i think it is mom promised us the week off aha maybe she just wants to wish us a merry christmas i guess i can pencil her

in hey where's java he's probably hiding from you and the organizer from hell ho ho hmm i just love eggnog what's in here billy i ran out of normal eggs so i had to substitute with the egg

of the three horned albino rhinoceros it looks like you better schedule a 3 30 holiday stomach pumping merry christmas nice look job especially the lid only i'm not exactly catching the christmas

vibe job and i are both alone for the holidays so we rented a cabin and we're going ice fishing wow oh christmas tree can i touch it go ahead it was a present from the centurion galaxy it's

luminescence so there's no need for light and there's a little something under there for each of you oh mom you shouldn't have a flashing strobe light decoder ring i

really wanted to get you something you'd like and i've noticed you enjoy looking at shiny things that's martin all right easily amused excellent choice mom hey quit it

your turn agent lombard i just hope you like your gift as much as martin does wow how interesting um what is it exactly it's a paperweight how perfect not just any paperweight

it's one of a kind made from a piece of the twister i brought back from my tennessee vacation very cool thanks mom now if you'll excuse us the holidays await not so fast several motorists have

disappeared from the same stretch of mountain road in upper laurentian's quebec i'd like you to check it out but mom it's the holidays besides the motorists probably just went

off the road in a winter storm no storms have been reported in the area the sooner you're on it the sooner you can start your vacation billy let's take the scenic route i never get lost

well we're officially lost nice going stop being so uptight you wanted christmas well here it is now mellow out and enjoy the holiday scenery it's way too freaky out here and your

hat is giving me a major headache let's see one hour to get back to the exit 40 minutes to get back to the city that should get me home just in time to trim the tree but i'll definitely miss my 7

30 holiday caroling okay that's it i can't take another second of you and your date timer at drudgery well i can't take another second of your ridiculous flashing hat

and your stupid scenic routes fine then let's get this mission over with asap then you'll be free to do your boring thing and i'll be free to do my fun thing and in the meantime don't even

bother talking to me fine from this moment on i won't say another word what was that thing i don't know but you're screaming wasn't helping for someone who's not talking you sure have

a lot to say oh i'm sorry next time i'll keep my utter terror to myself huh hey skid marks i wonder if they have anything to do with missing motorists guess we'll never know since they vanish

into thin air okay i just got a serious case of the creeps what do you say we look for the missing motorist someplace else okay now i'm the one who's freaked diana

relax mr spontaneous fun it's just me what was with that blinding flash of light it was probably just the headlights of an oncoming car it must have knocked us into the snow bank

speaking of cars where'd ours go more importantly where'd that come from man they sure like christmas around here that's an understatement i mean hello this joint is tackier than that hat of

yours i like to think of it as festive oh sorry my name is clifford are you lost oh no we're looking for some people who've gone missing you wouldn't happen to know anything about it would you oh

my no this is a quiet little town nothing of interest ever happens here now if you'll excuse me i'm in the midst of my holiday preparations you best be on your way just follow that path

through the trees it'll take you back to the highway ever get the feeling you're not wanted every day unfortunately i'm forced to hang with you duh i was talking about clifford

i mean think about it he wasn't exactly driving the welcome wagon you're right we should probably stick around and check things out oh so long roasting marshmallows sayonara

mulled apple cider or tree trimming fun whoa if that's not bizarro i don't know what it is you mean their outdated fashion sense no i mean the way they just keep going around the pond the

exact same way every single time they're even more boring than you are hello it's a small town people get stuck in their routines martin okay but have you also noticed there aren't any cars around so

maybe they're like the amish you know not into the whole technology thing then how would you explain these tire tracks what's that gonna tell you that the tires are made of rubber

comprised of a man-made plastic compound whoa forget the tires the snow's plastic i know it's freaky huh behind you how dare you spy on us i thought i told you two to leave

last time i checked it was a free country clifford besides what are you gonna do stick some christmas decorations on us find them now martin what's happening i don't know but

it's almost as if clifford controls this town this must be the way out of here okay i gotta admit i didn't see this one coming oh my head what happened well the last thing i

remember you let us into a patch of overly friendly christmas trees after that i'm a little foggy but if i had to guess i'd say clifford tied us up i can't believe i'm actually saying this

but it looks like we're on a conveyor belt cut it straight for a giant mixing blade something tells me you just found the missing motorists that's right and this is what happens to all trespassers

because nothing is going to interfere with my perfect christmas nothing now if you'll excuse me i've got a tree-trimming ceremony to officiate you okay dee i'm fine thanks to you

now let's get out of here before we see something nice we'll both regret oh my god what happened where are we two very good questions unfortunately your guess is as good as mine

hey look a snow globe only it's empty oh that's weird these things are usually filled with quaint little scenes you know figure skaters gingerbread houses plastic snow wait a minute that's it

what you think we're trapped in a snow globe not in a snow globe in a snow globe world the crack must have released the contents and how exactly do you think that happened i don't know but i'm

gonna fire up the legend x and find out a turn of the century legend about an antique snow globe the globe will grant the owner one wish on christmas eve but the spell can no longer be broken once

the sun rises on christmas day food must have wished for a perfect christmas and now we're trapped here that only gives us about five hours to break the spell or we'll be stuck here forever

there's no way i'm gonna let that happen i'm gonna get out of this nightmare away from you and back on my holiday schedule if it's the last thing i ever do it just might be

hmm i guess the fish aren't fighting tonight fish no like noise what java says according to the gps on my computer they're not far from here nothing is going to ruin my perfect christmas

looks like you were right martin clifford does control this town then something tells me he doesn't want us to break the spell i think it's time to bolt time to take them out with a song

they can't be far now now to finish them off i gotta be honest i never thought i'd go this way am i ever glad to see you two but i'm sorry we brought you into this not as sorry as i am thanks

now let's get out of here we can't because we're stuck in a magical evil snow globe world and the clock's ticking we've only got one hour until sunrise then we become permanent

residents of this hellacious holiday postal code have you tried restoring the snow globe to its original stake think that'll work i have absolutely no idea but it's worth a shot great thinking job

now we've got to restore the snow globe maybe there's an incantation in the legend no time hey we can use the gifts mom gave us good idea it's working yeah but it's working too well oh uh

man am i ever glad that's over whoa what was that for guess i was just in the mood for a spontaneous holiday hug hey i kind of like this maybe we should schedule these more often

well it's officially christmas morning and that means job and i have some fish to catch ready job mm-hmm christmas fishing can i offer either of you a lift thanks mom but die and i are going home

together for christmas i can't wait to see what other holiday treats she's got planned in that day timer of hers the only thing i've got planned is you me and a week of fun yeah right yeah right

actually martin and i have decided to give each other a little space once we get home absence makes the heart grow fonder right martin ah right now let's get out of here we're on

vacation merry christmas everyone yes happy holidays to you too clifford you