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don't stray out of my sight nelly i

don't want you getting lost in here

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hmm

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so

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came from the bog

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so

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keep it coming job desserts are the key

to maintaining this awesome

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um

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a piece of advice martin if you want to

pick up girls you should probably step

up the personal grooming what are you

talking about diana my grooming

oh

now look what you've done

when are you gonna grow up and stop

making messes

i don't make messes huh oh yeah

yeah okay well i bet you can't stay

completely clean for one full day

i so can but whoever loses and i'm sure

will be you has to give java a foot

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hurry up and open the door over there

java

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so much for lunch don't worry dai we've

got an all you can eat buffet right here

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hi guys

can i interest you with a frozen ice

cream treat i've got chocolate burritos

and giant banana split bars

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yes

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so

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don't be alarmed java it's just sanders

virtual combat simulator

cool

can i try

no

but you can investigate the strange

disappearance of a child from a library

in southern england southern england eh

could have something to do with

stonehenge a group of hippies

disappeared in the 70s you know

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thank you martin you've just set my

cloning research back about six months

and you almost lost our bet now if

you'll excuse me i have to save agent

anaconda from the reptile dispatching

cyborg

this way guys

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i just love the english countryside it's

so

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hi there i'm martin mystery secret agent

extraordinaire

and now allow us to introduce ourselves

properly i'm diana this is java and

that's martin we're from the center why

don't you tell us what happened sir

it was closing time and i told my nelly

not to stray out of sight

she didn't listen and then i heard her

scream and she vanished without a trace

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maybe an invisible man took her and that

would certainly explain a lack of

evidence why do i seriously doubt that

because you doubt everything diana

you're a skeptic

smooth move mr secret agent

extraordinaire uh diana it was all part

of my plan otherwise i never would have

uncovered all this cool goop wow

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wouldn't want to get my hands dirty and

lose our little better

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analyzing data samplers composition

acidic substrate complies chiefly of

sphagnum moss and peat aha bargu

bog gu that's odd forget the invisible

man my guess is a reanimated bog body

left this excuse me

oh yeah according to european folklore

those who met their end in the bogs

often came back as mommy seeking revenge

the only question is why is it taking

children where do you come up with this

stuff

paranormal market every issue comes with

a wealth of information and a toy

surprise of course

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i told my ian he wasn't allowed to leave

the house but he didn't listen and now

that thing's stolen him away

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monster

i knew it

don't worry we'll get your son back

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what's the most unbelievable thing i've

ever seen the fact that our abductor

just turned into a pile of worms or the

fact that the ground is glowing both i

mean sure i've heard shape-shifting in

space-time wormholes but i didn't know

they actually existed

so what do we do now open up the

wormhole thingy and morph ourselves

after the monster

too late for that the portal's closed

besides diving in that hole would pretty

much ensure that i'm java's official toe

toucher what so now because of our

stupid bet the trail is cold

not cold

it's a book covered in bogdu he must

have found it in the library

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tale of the boogeyman sounds like some

kind of freaky fairy tale more like

non-fiction check out what the main

character's up to

no way he's stealing kids

and dragging them off to his evil bog

world this is too freaky guess your bog

body theory wasn't so kooky after all

thanks i think

okay so now we know who our bad guy is

how do we stop him piece of cake all we

have to do is read ahead and see how

this boogeyman story ends

good thinking martin

except that the last page is missing

so much for outsmarting our monster

maybe not there's still one thing we

haven't tried

you want activated

according to the legend x he's a

mythological nursery monster from 13th

century england he comes out at night

and steals naughty children sealing him

in his boogie world for all eternity

wait a minute and nellie and ian were

both naughty that's why the boogeyman

took them

hey you're right only that still doesn't

tell us how to stop him don't be too

sure come on i've got a plan

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okay so we've gathered up the naughtiest

kids left in the town now tell me what's

your plan we get them to behave badly

and draw the monster right to them

that's your plan

that's the worst idea you've ever had oh

i have to admit son it doesn't sound

like a very bright idea to me either

aren't you a little young to be running

this investigation

trust me you've got nothing to fear java

and i will be here to protect your

children right then if you need help

we'll be outside

okay time to get this party started

who's up for jumping on their beds

well then get to it

at least someone around here appreciates

my genius yeah a bunch of 10 year olds

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okay it's been 10 milliseconds and

nothing i don't think the boogie guy's

going to show just be patient

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don't worry i'm on it

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selected

it's time to take the plunge

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hey look i managed to stay completely

clean am i good or what

if you're so good why don't you find the

stolen kids and get us out of this

creepy place

looks like the portal magically

transported us to some sort of alternate

world huh

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i thought this place looked familiar

check it out this is the boogeyman's

world

whoa you're right that just leaves one

question

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where are you over here

diana

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hey what's that

java stop it that tickles hey wait

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no no no we're the good guys we're here

to help you

we want to go home don't worry you're

with the master now i'll get us out of

here in no time

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kind of a whatever you are brings

innocent people to a place like this

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excuse me i'm not a child i am a young

lady

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so what are we gonna do now mister i'll

get us out of here in no time

no sweat i will get us out of here in no

time

okay just a small bump in the road

doesn't change a thing i can still get

us out

you better come up with something fast

before we suffocate in these

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be some sort of worms up here well if

only i had something to help me reach

like a big phone book

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perfect

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yeah here it is

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now to find that monster

we have to stop him before he takes the

children back into his world

mom two ought to do the trick

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let's see how you deal with this swamp

freak

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come on we need to get to the library

and find the last page of this book

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i'll check out the spot where nelly went

missing john and i will cover the rest

of the library

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there's no escape for naughty boys

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okay the triple bungee almost never

fails

i figured it out look in the end the

children send the boogeyman back into

his book

gotcha

he's trying to get out

man this guy doesn't give up

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and they all lived happily ever after

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no even after being so careful i still

got a stain on my shirt oh i guess we

know who's gonna be jabba's personal

hustle

massage

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i was in the area and thought i'd drop

by and congratulate you on a job well

done troops thanks though uh truth be

told i did everything myself

hey

did everything yourself

that's allowed

on behalf of the entire town we'd like

to thank you for saving our children

don't mention it it was my pleasure hey

martin can't you stay you're not like

other grown-ups maybe that's because he

hasn't actually grown up yet

hey look it wasn't a stain after all

it's a piece of paper from the library

looks like i'm really clean and you're

really massaging java's feet

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a deal's a deal guy get massages

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you