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don't stray out of my sight nelly i
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don't want you getting lost in here
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hmm
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so
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came from the bog
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so
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keep it coming job desserts are the key
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to maintaining this awesome
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um
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a piece of advice martin if you want to
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pick up girls you should probably step
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up the personal grooming what are you
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talking about diana my grooming
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oh
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now look what you've done
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when are you gonna grow up and stop
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making messes
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i don't make messes huh oh yeah
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yeah okay well i bet you can't stay
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completely clean for one full day
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i so can but whoever loses and i'm sure
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will be you has to give java a foot
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hurry up and open the door over there
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java
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so much for lunch don't worry dai we've
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got an all you can eat buffet right here
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hi guys
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can i interest you with a frozen ice
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cream treat i've got chocolate burritos
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and giant banana split bars
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yes
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so
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don't be alarmed java it's just sanders
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virtual combat simulator
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cool
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can i try
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no
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but you can investigate the strange
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disappearance of a child from a library
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in southern england southern england eh
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could have something to do with
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stonehenge a group of hippies
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disappeared in the 70s you know
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thank you martin you've just set my
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cloning research back about six months
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and you almost lost our bet now if
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you'll excuse me i have to save agent
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anaconda from the reptile dispatching
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cyborg
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this way guys
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i just love the english countryside it's
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so
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hi there i'm martin mystery secret agent
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extraordinaire
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and now allow us to introduce ourselves
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properly i'm diana this is java and
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that's martin we're from the center why
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don't you tell us what happened sir
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it was closing time and i told my nelly
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not to stray out of sight
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she didn't listen and then i heard her
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scream and she vanished without a trace
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maybe an invisible man took her and that
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would certainly explain a lack of
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evidence why do i seriously doubt that
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because you doubt everything diana
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you're a skeptic
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smooth move mr secret agent
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extraordinaire uh diana it was all part
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of my plan otherwise i never would have
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uncovered all this cool goop wow
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wouldn't want to get my hands dirty and
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lose our little better
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analyzing data samplers composition
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acidic substrate complies chiefly of
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sphagnum moss and peat aha bargu
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bog gu that's odd forget the invisible
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man my guess is a reanimated bog body
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left this excuse me
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oh yeah according to european folklore
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those who met their end in the bogs
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often came back as mommy seeking revenge
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the only question is why is it taking
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children where do you come up with this
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stuff
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paranormal market every issue comes with
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a wealth of information and a toy
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surprise of course
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i told my ian he wasn't allowed to leave
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the house but he didn't listen and now
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that thing's stolen him away
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monster
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i knew it
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don't worry we'll get your son back
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what's the most unbelievable thing i've
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ever seen the fact that our abductor
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just turned into a pile of worms or the
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fact that the ground is glowing both i
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mean sure i've heard shape-shifting in
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space-time wormholes but i didn't know
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they actually existed
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so what do we do now open up the
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wormhole thingy and morph ourselves
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after the monster
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too late for that the portal's closed
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besides diving in that hole would pretty
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much ensure that i'm java's official toe
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toucher what so now because of our
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stupid bet the trail is cold
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not cold
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it's a book covered in bogdu he must
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have found it in the library
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tale of the boogeyman sounds like some
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kind of freaky fairy tale more like
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non-fiction check out what the main
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character's up to
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no way he's stealing kids
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and dragging them off to his evil bog
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world this is too freaky guess your bog
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body theory wasn't so kooky after all
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thanks i think
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okay so now we know who our bad guy is
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how do we stop him piece of cake all we
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have to do is read ahead and see how
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this boogeyman story ends
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good thinking martin
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except that the last page is missing
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so much for outsmarting our monster
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maybe not there's still one thing we
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haven't tried
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you want activated
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according to the legend x he's a
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mythological nursery monster from 13th
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century england he comes out at night
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and steals naughty children sealing him
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in his boogie world for all eternity
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wait a minute and nellie and ian were
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both naughty that's why the boogeyman
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took them
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hey you're right only that still doesn't
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tell us how to stop him don't be too
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sure come on i've got a plan
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okay so we've gathered up the naughtiest
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kids left in the town now tell me what's
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your plan we get them to behave badly
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and draw the monster right to them
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that's your plan
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that's the worst idea you've ever had oh
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i have to admit son it doesn't sound
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like a very bright idea to me either
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aren't you a little young to be running
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this investigation
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trust me you've got nothing to fear java
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and i will be here to protect your
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children right then if you need help
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we'll be outside
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okay time to get this party started
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who's up for jumping on their beds
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well then get to it
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at least someone around here appreciates
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my genius yeah a bunch of 10 year olds
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okay it's been 10 milliseconds and
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nothing i don't think the boogie guy's
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going to show just be patient
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don't worry i'm on it
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selected
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it's time to take the plunge
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hey look i managed to stay completely
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clean am i good or what
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if you're so good why don't you find the
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stolen kids and get us out of this
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creepy place
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looks like the portal magically
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transported us to some sort of alternate
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world huh
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i thought this place looked familiar
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check it out this is the boogeyman's
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whoa you're right that just leaves one
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where are you over here
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diana
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hey what's that
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java stop it that tickles hey wait
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no no no we're the good guys we're here
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to help you
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we want to go home don't worry you're
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with the master now i'll get us out of
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here in no time
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kind of a whatever you are brings
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innocent people to a place like this
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excuse me i'm not a child i am a young
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lady
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so what are we gonna do now mister i'll
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get us out of here in no time
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no sweat i will get us out of here in no
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time
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okay just a small bump in the road
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doesn't change a thing i can still get
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us out
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you better come up with something fast
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before we suffocate in these
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be some sort of worms up here well if
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only i had something to help me reach
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like a big phone book
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perfect
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yeah here it is
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now to find that monster
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we have to stop him before he takes the
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children back into his world
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mom two ought to do the trick
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let's see how you deal with this swamp
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freak
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come on we need to get to the library
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and find the last page of this book
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i'll check out the spot where nelly went
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missing john and i will cover the rest
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of the library
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there's no escape for naughty boys
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okay the triple bungee almost never
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fails
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i figured it out look in the end the
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children send the boogeyman back into
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his book
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gotcha
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he's trying to get out
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man this guy doesn't give up
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and they all lived happily ever after
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no even after being so careful i still
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got a stain on my shirt oh i guess we
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know who's gonna be jabba's personal
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hustle
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massage
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i was in the area and thought i'd drop
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by and congratulate you on a job well
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done troops thanks though uh truth be
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told i did everything myself
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hey
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did everything yourself
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that's allowed
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on behalf of the entire town we'd like
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to thank you for saving our children
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don't mention it it was my pleasure hey
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martin can't you stay you're not like
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other grown-ups maybe that's because he
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hasn't actually grown up yet
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hey look it wasn't a stain after all
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it's a piece of paper from the library
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looks like i'm really clean and you're
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really massaging java's feet
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a deal's a deal guy get massages
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you
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