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- You know I don't get it.
- Shh!
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Why would the bounty hunter
go for Wyatt instead of me?
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Really? Your feelings are hurt
because you weren't the one
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who was abducted or worse?
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I'm just saying.
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An attractive, slightly scaly
MPC with horns and demon eyes
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leaks out, you'd think
she'd target me.
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Maybe chicks with horns go for
the more intellectual types.
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I'm every girls' type.
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Look. There's the portal.
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She must be close.
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She's got Wyatt.
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Hey!
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Drop our nerd.
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[growls]
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[all]
Tulta Munille!
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Okay, quest log to do.
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Gorko camp raid to retrieve
the bloody head of Brial.
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Beheading quest. Loving it.
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Nah, the head's
already been cut off.
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We're just picking it up.
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Picking up heads is boring.
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We also have an evil
bounty hunter quest
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and a celebratory French fries
and gravy mission
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at Bear's Superstar Diner.
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Whoa, whoa. Back up.
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Uh, Bear's Superstar Diner?
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In real life?
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Yes. Hangout IRL.
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Yeah, you know we've been
hanging out for...
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uh, like two hours, man.
I gotta catch up on some
other stuff.
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Oh, come on, Wizza. We
practically saved this town.
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I mean no creatures have leaked
out of the game sense.
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If that doesn't call
for a trough of gravy fries,
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I don't know what does.
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Nah, dude seriously,
like you know, I'm busy.
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I got uh...football meetings.
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I got that English project.
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And you know if I don't
see Kate tonight,
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she's gonna rip my head off.
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Lyle, I don't get it.
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Your English paper isn't
due for three weeks.
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What's going on?
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All right, listen.
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You guys are
my gaming friends.
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They're my hanging-out
friends.
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You just can't mix
two, you know.
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It's like peanut butter
and asparagus.
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You mean a total taste treat?
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I mean, you got your protein,
your green vegetables,
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and your pee smells awesome.
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Okay, on that note, I bid you
guys a good evening.
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And I'll see you
online tomorrow.
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How about you, Dante?
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I'm not sure
my mom should know
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I'm hanging out with you.
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She'll get all sorts of hopes
and expectations for me.
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Like better grades,
better hygiene.
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You know those are standards
I can't live up to.
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[bell rings]
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[cell phone rings]
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[rings]
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Snacks, why didn't you
say that at first?
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[Lyle]
What's up, Angie?
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Good thinking.
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We'll take pictures
to prove we're here
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so we have an alibi
for what we're really doing.
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What are we really doing?
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It's for yearbook. I'm in charge
of hallway candidates.
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Oh, great.
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Except this isn't the hallway.
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And candidates aren't staged.
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Just something I picked up
from my baby modeling days.
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Ah!
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[Angie]
Good work, boys.
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Your surprise was very natural.
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Dude, did you just
photo bomb us?
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No. Since you guys want
to hang with me IRL,
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I'm memorializing
our epic heroic deed.
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Now Angie can slip the photo
in the yearbook
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and label it something subtle
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like "Saviors
of Daventry Hills."
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- Or...
- Um...
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"Super Secret BFFs" or
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"Super Secret BFF Saviors
of Daventry Hills"
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and nobody will ever
be the wiser.
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Except us.
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So this was all your idea.
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I don't like to brag.
Okay, I do.
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I am the genius who thought
of this brilliant idea.
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Very roguish of me.
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Dude!
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Come here!
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You seriously got to drop the
whole "Let's be friends IRL,
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and go get fro-yo
together" thing.
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It's not going to happen.
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I got a rep to protect.
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And you better
squash that photo,
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or you're gonna hear
from my agent.
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Your baby modeling agent?
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Uh-huh!
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Well, I guess
there are no snacks.
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Roguish indeed.
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[sighs]
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Okay, what's the final
velocity of the bowling ball
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as it crashes into the pins?
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And why do we care?
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Wyatt?
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Huh? What? Nothing.
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I just-- nothing.
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Wyatt?
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I just...
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I figured if the guys and I
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can't show our friendship
in the yearbook,
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at least I can post this photo
so we can show it in the game.
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Look, I added a cool border.
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Ah, it's so cute
in a sad, nerdy kind of way.
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Here, let me fix it.
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Last week I photo fixed
Susie Bowles' pink eye
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and made it look
50% less mucusy.
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Do you want me to airbrush
that zit? I can do it.
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No thanks, but awesome of you
to notice it and point it out.
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That's what friends are for.
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Hmm.
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Go me.
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Now what?
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Well, I hacked a game
so we can drag and drop
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photos into one of
the preexisting posters.
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Wow, you just
out-nerded yourself.
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Okay, where do you want it?
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Uh, there.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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Look, Wyatt.
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If the guys only want
to hang out with you online,
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then it's their loss. Okay?
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Are you sure you don't
want me to airbrush that zit?
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Just leave my face alone.
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Okay, back to the work.
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All right,
so velocity equals--
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[Angie]
Is it distance times time--
distance over time--
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[Wyatt]
You paying attention?
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Velocity equals
distance per time.
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[Angie]
Why do we need to know
any of this information?
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Where's that little chart?
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00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,849
[Wyatt] Oh it's going to
be a long night.
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[bell rings]
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[beeping]
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A leak. No way.
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[beeping]
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Snacks.
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[Lyle]
This better not be about
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getting another sneak-attack
group shot,
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because fluorescents
and these cheekbones
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do not go well together.
156
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No, this is
way more important.
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Well, make it quick 'cause I
just had a gigante Dante
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breakfast burrito, and I'm about
to make the air in this closet
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toxic on an epic scale.
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- Uh.
- [Wyatt] Okay.
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Something's leaked
from the game again.
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There are no snacks,
are there?
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Stop trying to trick us into
hanging out with you, man.
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I'm not. There must be
some sort of breach
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in the firewall or something.
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This is huge.
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See for yourselves.
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[sighs]
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[Dante]
And we've got a blank screen.
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So this is how far you've sunk?
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Now you're faking leaks
to get us
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to spend time with you
outside the game.
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I didn't fake a leak, okay?
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Whatever came out must have
had cloaking capabilities,
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or be a wraith or a Level 40
or higher mirroring element.
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Those guys don't show up
on radar.
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It's time for Neverfail
to come out of retirement.
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I think we need to get him
a professional friend.
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Wyatt definitely needs help.
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I know some people.
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Guys, we're in a closet.
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I can hear everything
you're saying.
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- And now he's hearing voices.
- Umm.
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Okay, Wyatt, it's just that...
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Oh...
Breakfast burrito.
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I'm about to have
a leak of my own!
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[screaming, coughing]
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- Something is wrong with you.
- No it's just...
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No and something is seriously
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medically wrong with you.
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Thank you. And please stick
around for the encore.
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Spoiler alert.
It involves cheese.
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[beeping]
Of course.
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Now you're working.
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What?
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They're in school.
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I've never seen her
here before.
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And I don't think he surfs.
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Mr. Remington?
The new librarian.
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Of course he surfs.
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People don't wear
puka shell necklaces
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because they look good.
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But it was just here a second...
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[sighs]
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Paranoia will destroy ya.
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Aah!
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[Boy student]
Wyatt, look out!
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[Girl student]
It's running away.
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Ah-ha!
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[Students]
- Are you okay?
- Dude!
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Lyle!
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Uh, sorry.
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My fail.
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[laughter]
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The leak. He's after me.
That's him, right there.
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He's gonna suck my soul out
through a juju sharmin
blow-dart gun.
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Poor kid. Cracked
under the pressure
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of too many AP
classes, man.
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Lyle, it's Colonel Remington
in the library,
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with a pencil star.
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You know it's worse
than I thought.
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I better take him to
the nurse.
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No, no!
224
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Colonel Remington?
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The new librarian.
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00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:58,390
School's web page says
he served in the military.
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00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,116
But I'm thinking
it's a bogus buyout.
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00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:01,704
The only military
he's ever served in
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is Maldark's Army of the Vile.
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He's very strange.
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00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,296
You're right.
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00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:10,023
He might be
a Level 68 bookworm.
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Very funny.
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00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,233
I'm telling you
he's trying to kill me.
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00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:16,650
Look. I have been attacked
with each and every one
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of these deadly weapons.
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School supplies?
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00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,655
Oh, no.
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He's after me too.
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Quickly, save me from this
library book
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which I'm never going
to read anyway.
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00:10:27,109 --> 00:10:28,869
You're right.
It may be filled
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with high-grade
goblin explosives.
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Fire in the hole!
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00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:33,356
Uh!
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And...nothing.
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Must have been a dud.
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00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:47,819
Okay, you are totally
bat guano.
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All this doing your
homework on time,
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and though it pains
me to say it,
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playing too many video games
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is really starting
to affect you.
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00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,690
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,174
Let's not blame video games.
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00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:01,730
We all know the real
culprit is homework.
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00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:05,699
Guys, Neverfail
never fails, huh?
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00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,736
Huzzah?
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00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:08,840
Tulta Munille.
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00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,256
Tulta it's over.
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00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,224
There is no leak, man.
261
00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:15,433
Get it together, or we're
going to have to think about
262
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,090
unclanning you, Black Death.
263
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,955
[groans]
264
00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:22,854
Good luck raiding the Gorkol
camp without Black Death's
265
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:26,202
awesome gold budgeting skills.
266
00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:31,104
Oh, hey. I love what you've
done to the place, Dave.
267
00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,622
Need any help budgeting?
268
00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:34,072
Yeah? Okay.
269
00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:39,319
- You--
- Aah!
270
00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,148
Wyatt Black,
271
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,288
have an overdue library book.
272
00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:47,120
And I would appreciate it
if you could please
273
00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:49,087
return it within 72 hours
274
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:52,919
so I don't have to send you a
warning about the possibility
275
00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:57,682
that we might consider
giving you a fine.
276
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,824
Hey, thanks for listening.
277
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,757
Have a super-duper day.
278
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,621
What a great attitude.
279
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:08,693
I wish more students felt
that way about the library.
280
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,350
[Teacher]
Physics and aerodynamics
281
00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:13,836
go hand-in-hand. So make sure
that your airplanes
282
00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:18,599
have tight creases to insure
speed and accuracy.
283
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:19,980
Maybe they're right, Wyatt.
284
00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:21,775
Maybe you're just
being paranoid.
285
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,295
I'm not being paranoid.
I'm just being hunted by a leak
286
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:27,367
from a video game that
nobody can see but me.
287
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,507
No talking, Mr...
288
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,476
Black. Wyatt Black, ma'am.
289
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:39,241
What have we here, Mr. Black?
290
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,796
Oh, I took some liberties
to maximize the, uh--
291
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:47,663
No, you did not follow
instructions.
292
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,078
Start again.
293
00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,288
What is up with the sub?
294
00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:55,153
Aerodynamically speaking, my
revisions to the classic form
295
00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,914
would have been...
296
00:12:56,948 --> 00:12:58,950
What? It's a conceptually
flawed design.
297
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,607
You're a
conceptually-flawed design.
298
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,609
She's totally cool, Wyatt.
299
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:05,094
She's making physics fun.
300
00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:07,407
Miss Linden-Looper, I'm done.
301
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:08,960
May I be excused early
302
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,756
to get some hallway candids
for the yearbook?
303
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,483
Sure thing. Just put your plane
on my desk.
304
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:17,313
See? Totally cool.
305
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,833
Mmm...
306
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:22,111
Best sub ever.
307
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:23,837
Hallway candid.
308
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,015
[whispering]
Best.
309
00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:30,637
Much better, Mr. Black.
310
00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:33,502
Well, not technically.
The snub-nosed design will
311
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,331
significantly improve the
lift-drag coefficient
312
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,678
of the aircraft in
the flow field, but...
313
00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:40,647
I disagree, Mr. Black.
314
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:44,444
I prefer a nice, sharp point.
315
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,790
[Wyatt]
Nothing like a healthy
disagreement
316
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,550
to advance the field
of physics.
317
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:49,656
[bell rings]
318
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,969
Airplanes on my desk, please.
319
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,729
Oh, Mr. Black.
320
00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:55,317
Why don't you stay behind
a few minutes?
321
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:59,528
I would love to continue our
illuminating discourse.
322
00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:03,118
That sounds good. I was worried
you were give me a detention.
323
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,154
I can't imagination anything
worse than that.
324
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,501
[laughs]
325
00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:10,677
[growls]
326
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,023
[sighs]
327
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,405
Hmm, a little red eye
removal here.
328
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:21,964
Worst substitute ever.
329
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:26,900
I gotta warn the guys.
330
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:28,902
Someone has snacks.
331
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,870
- Oh!
- Let's go!
332
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,527
So there I was.
Fourth and long.
333
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:37,911
Coach just said, "Go for it."
334
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:39,879
Lyle, pretty people's
parliament's
335
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,052
gonna have to take a recess.
336
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,571
We have an emergency.
337
00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:45,712
All right, I got it.
Red, take over for me.
338
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:49,371
So there he was.
It was fourth and long.
339
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:51,856
Coach just said, "Go for it."
340
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,239
So he took the snap, stretched
back his sinewy arm...
341
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,034
Okay, what's your problem?
342
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,898
- Wyatt.
- I know.
343
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,692
He's on the breakdown
express to crazy town.
344
00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:02,280
I think it's hormonal.
345
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:03,799
Angie, you're
somewhat of a girl.
346
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,009
- Do you think --
- No, it's not hormonal.
347
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:10,219
It's real, okay?
Check out the new sub.
348
00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:13,533
- She hot?
- You tell me.
349
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:16,294
- Yeah, she's hot.
- Yeah, I'd take that class.
350
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:19,608
Look closer. Creepy red eyes
that won't go away
351
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,230
no matter how many times
I try to adjust them.
352
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,232
Yeah, maybe your photo
fixing skill are--
353
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:27,133
Don't, okay? Because I've got
crazy mad photo fixing skills.
354
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,445
- Scaly neck skin.
- Okay, Angie.
355
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,552
Just because you're a freak,
does not mean you're a leak,
Angie.
356
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,623
Shame on you.
357
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:36,970
Nasty, but this is a prime
example why you ladies
358
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,834
need to take care of
yourselves now.
359
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,249
Okay, this youth is fleeting.
360
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,631
Find a good moisturizer.
Start a nightly routine.
361
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:45,599
In, out, do what you can.
362
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,739
- And she has horns.
- Yeah.
363
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,466
Yeah I don't think they make
a lotion of that.
364
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,089
Wyatt was right, dude.
365
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,643
Creatures are starting to leak
from the game again.
366
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:57,957
I have to go to the bathroom.
But then, it's time to knock
367
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,752
this digital creep back
to the computer world.
368
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,996
We gotta tell him.
369
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,171
Oh, my gosh.
370
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:08,138
I hoped I'd never have to
witness something this horrible.
371
00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:09,416
It's awful, man.
372
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,246
Those jerks
from Crosstown High
373
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,317
- threw a brick
through our window.
- Oh!
374
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,940
Or...
375
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,219
the sub grabbed Wyatt
and jumped out the window.
376
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:21,808
Or that.
377
00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,085
You know, Wyatt
did say something
378
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,293
about a portal spiraling
in the woods.
379
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:25,708
The woods!
380
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,469
Whenever I jump out of a window
at this school,
381
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,230
that's the first place I go.
Come on!
382
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:37,789
Hey!
383
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:38,790
[growls]
384
00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,827
Drop our nerd.
385
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,662
Aah!
386
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:51,803
[both]
Oh!
387
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,046
Major DPS.
388
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,323
Wait, what's DPS?
389
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,842
Damage per second.
390
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,499
Why didn't you just say that?
391
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,845
'Cause it's quicker that way!
392
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,019
Well, not anymore it isn't.
393
00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:04,161
Oh, now I get it.
394
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,232
Nice sharp points.
395
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,545
Look out!
396
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,686
[hissing]
397
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,756
[gasp]
398
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,935
[screams]
399
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,567
[both]
Tulta Munille!
400
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,776
Aah!
401
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:34,812
Oh, no.
402
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:43,234
Butterflies! I get knocked
on my butt for butterflies!
403
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:45,650
What kind of girlie
weapon is this?
404
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,837
Okay, that's it.
405
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,393
Broche Jacksonist!
406
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:05,601
Ohh!
407
00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:10,537
Oh! My bad, Wyatt.
408
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,781
[snarls]
409
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,542
Hey substitute,
you got some cheese?
410
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,613
'Cause I've got a cracker.
411
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,722
Skull cracker. You get it?
412
00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:24,931
I've been saving that cheese
line for a long time.
413
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:28,590
[laughter] Huz to the zah,
you crushed it.
414
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,386
Oh! That is not all
that you crushed.
415
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,837
Ha, you know I would say
to put some ice on that,
416
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:38,772
but... look like you
already did, so.
417
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:42,121
Okay, why was a shade demon
member of the Sisterhood
418
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,088
of Bounty Hunters
and Assassins, Local 313,
419
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,263
trying to kidnap me?
420
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:48,265
Wait a minute, Angie.
421
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:52,269
Where exactly did you put
that picture of us?
422
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:54,340
On the wall you pointed to.
423
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:57,584
Wall? I pointed out a kiosk.
424
00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,793
Oh, no. Oh, no.
425
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:03,694
Kiosk.
426
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:07,594
Why would Angie put our photo
up on an Eskimo's house?
427
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:09,941
[laughs]
428
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:13,428
Well, I guess
the Neverfail clan's
429
00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,775
going to be kicking it
IRL after all.
430
00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:19,054
You ready for this?
The three of us back together.
431
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,883
Well, no one else is going
to save this town.
432
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:23,023
Should make Wyatt happy,
right?
433
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,164
Um, hello.
434
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,027
Grand marshals of
the clueless parade.
435
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,477
He doesn't want
to hang out with you
436
00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:30,514
just when there's a crisis.
437
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:33,102
He misses having
you guys in his life.
438
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,658
His real life.
439
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:41,456
Yo, Wyatt.
440
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,043
One sec, I gotta
take this picture down
441
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:44,804
before she-eddy sees it.
442
00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:47,427
That would be too hairy.
Literally.
443
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,361
You wanna grab a bite?
444
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,156
Actually, I have
a little reflux going
445
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,985
from all the excitement.
446
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,643
Wait a second.
447
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:57,920
Together?
448
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:02,235
Clan snack time, man.
449
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:05,928
Done and done.
450
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,378
Bear's Superstar Diner?
451
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:11,037
Actually, I got a better idea.
452
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,212
How is an old person's
pie shop better?
453
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,041
Total anonymity.
454
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:17,319
We're the youngest people
in here by a century.
455
00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:20,529
And the strawberry
rhubarb pie is the bomb.
456
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:23,014
Plus nobody bats an eye
at our weapons
457
00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:26,432
as long as they're
disguised as walkers.
458
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:31,230
See, the perfect place.
459
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:40,100
[Wyatt]
So we're playing tonight?
460
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:42,033
- Of course.
- Word.
461
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,898
Nice. Next quest we're raiding
the field of prairie zombies.
462
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:46,624
All right. I say
we do some recon.
463
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:49,075
We got to climb those trees in
the forest of Broomfickle.
464
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:51,146
Ah, come on, man.
I hate climbing those trees.
465
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,975
Can't we just get,
like, a winged dragon?
466
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,770
Do you know
how much those cost?
467
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,876
And you don't have to say
winged. It's implicit.
468
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:59,810
Oh, yeah? I don't have to say
winged because it's implicit.
469
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:03,400
Well guess what. I don't know
what implicit means, so there.
470
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:05,091
You're implicit.
471
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,058
[laughs]
472
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:08,853
Oh, man, I missed this.
473
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,478
Uh, excuse me, sir.
474
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,790
Would you mind taking a picture
of me and my friends?
475
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,999
- Sure.
- All right.
476
00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:24,421
Word.
477
00:21:25,456 --> 00:21:26,940
You gotta...
478
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,080
- Oh!
- Wait um. Okay, um...
479
00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:30,358
[Lyle]
Works for me.
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