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[Wyatt]
Saber-splat!
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All righty, skunk bear,
relax!
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We're gonna make this as
painless as possible.
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[roars]
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- Aah!
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Dude, that smells so bad!
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Oh, it smells so bad!
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I'm getting subtle hints
of toe cheese,
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dead hamster, and
if I'm not mistaken,
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a hint of ripe diaper.
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Run!
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Conspiracy Club,
cameras down.
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What are you boys
doing out here?
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- Pine coning.
- School project.
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I just ran into these guys.
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- Just now.
- And what's that
you're carrying?
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Oh, school supplies
from the science lab.
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- Yeah.
- For the chemistry thing.
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Which explains the explosion
you just saw.
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Unless you didn't
see an explosion,
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in which case,
neither did we.
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We did.
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- [roar]
- There it is again.
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What? My tummy?
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Your tummy? Really?
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Grapefruit.
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Your stomach?
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I don't think that noise
is with your stomach.
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Don't underestimate the power
of Dante's digestive tract.
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- Something doesn't
smell right here.
- Ow?
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Oh, man, something really
doesn't smell right here.
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Ooh!
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Didn't expect this.
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[roar]
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Why are we going to a boring
Conspiracy Club meeting?
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We should be out
in the woods
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barding that funky skunk bear
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before the wind
shifts toward town.
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I'm glad I finally got rid
of that skunk bear scent.
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So what do you think?
Mountain Breeze?
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Off a diaper mountain!
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We are joining
the Conspiracy Club
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because they saw us
chasing a leak.
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We need to keep our enemies
close. We need to know
what they know.
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I hope they never find out
we're the ones responsible
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for monsters leaking
from the Internet.
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because if they do, they're
gonna tell the whole world
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- and then--
- We'd be in deep
doo-doo diapers.
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Oh, did I just die
and go to snack heaven?
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You just put that whole
thing in your mouth?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
How do you eat muffins?
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By taking the wrapper
off first.
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Hey, guys, thanks
for appreciating our
bountiful spread.
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[whip cracks]
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Jim and Davis,
stop talking about
your ridiculous snacks
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- with the defendants!
- Uhhh--
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defendants?
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I swallowed the wrapper.
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You told us that you
were in the woods for
a chemistry project
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when if fact none of you
even take chemistry.
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Technically we--
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There have been a lot
of strange occurrences
in Daventry Hills
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and for some reason
you three always happen
to be there when they happen.
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It's just a coinkydink.
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A coinkydink!
[cracks whip]
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I think not!
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I'm putting you all
on trial.
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Wait--
okay, I watch a lot
of lawyer shows,
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and I'm pretty sure you
don't have the authority
to put us on trial.
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I doubt they have
any real evidence.
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Exhibit E--
the three of you cavorting
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with eccentric billionaire
Max Ross,
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who is well-known
for conducting strange
experiments
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which have caused
town-wide blackouts
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when certain people are
blow drying their hair.
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Exhibit H--
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Okay, so they have
some real evidence.
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The three of you with
a very suspicious hairy man.
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Objection!
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If it was a crime to hang out
with weirdoes,
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these two would already
be in jail.
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This doesn't prove anything.
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We move for a mistrial.
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So we can move to the woods
to bard the skunk bear.
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Overruled!
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Gus, haven't I
told you to remove
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picture of the naked
mole rat 1,000 times?
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But they're scary.
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You think your out-of-focus
pictures of trees are scary.
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They are.
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And then there's this.
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A very grainy video
I've captured and saved
on my phone
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that I'd like to
pass around and have
everyone take a look at.
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Can you explain this?
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Ooh...
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Come on.
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Okay. So they have
a lot of real evidence.
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Right, and based on
the lawyer shows that
I've watched,
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I suggest that we
scream and run away.
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I've got a better idea.
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I say getting out of
here to bard the skunk bear
because that's my plan.
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- Nope.
- Objection!
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Will you stop
with that?
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Your Honor, we would
like to enter a plea.
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- We would?
- Yeah.
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And we would like
to plead guilty.
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What?
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Ha!
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Ha!
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You hear that,
everybody?
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They're guilty!
And who has my phone?
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- We are indeed guilty--
- I'm not guilty.
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just like all of
you are guilty--
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guilty of hunting
for the truth.
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Yes, we also
have been investigating
these strange occurrences.
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Right, guys?
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Right.
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We're truth hunters.
We hunt it, bag it, tag it,
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and we put it
in the truth zoo.
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In the truth zoo.
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Yes.
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We are not the mystery.
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We are investigating
the mystery.
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That's right.
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- I say we join forces.
- Yeah.
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We don't like
each other, right?
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True that.
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Heretofore wit,
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shouldn't you keep
your enemies close
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and your enemies closer?
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Oh, it's getting tense.
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Okay, you're in!
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Yes!
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Okay, now that we're in,
we can be part of the
sitting around
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determining what that
strange shadowy object is,
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eating some
righteous snacks,
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and just discussing
things.
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Oh, we do a lot
more than that.
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Seriously, where is my phone?
Gus, find it!
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Okay, now that you're
part of the club,
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I'll tell you all
a little secret.
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Iron Mike Stone is
going to do a special report
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on the strange occurrences
at Daventry Hills.
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Iron Mike Stone?
Like, from the news
Iron Mike Stone?
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It'll be all over TV.
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And being on TV is
super important to me.
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Thanks to my hard-hitting
investigation,
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the only speeches the
Governor will give now
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are to his
cell mates in jail.
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- This has been another
Ironclad report...
- We're bort.
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We want to bard that skunk bear
before we become an Iron Mike
story.
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Thank you. Finally
someone has boarded
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the Dante caboose.
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Next stop is bard
in Leaksville.
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All aboard, choo-choo.
Here comes the woods.
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Going to the woods?
We'll join you.
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It sounds like perfect
Conspiracy Club business.
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[laughs]
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I can't believe we wasted
a whole afternoon
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looking at suspicious rocks
with the Conspiracy Club.
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How are we ever gonna bard
that skunk bear if they're
always following us?
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Don't worry, guys.
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I know exactly what to do.
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Angie, tell us what to do.
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Well, if you want to get rid
of Conspiracy Club forever,
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You're gonna have to
destroy them.
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From the inside.
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Ooh.
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And to do that,
you're gonna need to learn--
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the Dark Arts.
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Dark Arts?
Card tricks!
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That's awesome! I'm
totally down with that.
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Not card tricks.
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- Is this your card?
- That's a business card.
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Dr. Cohen, DDS.
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You have an appointment for
a tooth cleaning tomorrow.
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Sweet!
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I love those little toys
they give out. You know what
I'm talking about?
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It's like a pacifier, like--
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Angie, please continue
to be Voldemorty.
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Not card tricks.
Mind tricks.
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It's the ability to turn
people against one another
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using only words and
the power of suggestion.
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Mind tricks?
Really?
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Nobody is gonna fall
for that, okay?
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Probably not.
Certainly not you, Wyatt.
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You're really smart.
You know what I mean?
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Well, okay--
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You could probably pull
something on Dante and Lyle.
Am I right?
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- Probably could, yeah.
- Wait a minute.
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I'm the popular one, okay?
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I'm pretty sure I could
manipulate people's minds
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better than a goofus
like you.
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Hey, don't hate on me just
because I'm smarter than you
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and a lot smarter
than Dante.
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- Oh, sure. What?
- I have to agree.
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Just because I got my tongue
stuck in a hair dryer
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- means you're
smarter than me?
- That's right.
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- Really?
- I think it does.
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No it doesn't.
You weren't there and
you weren't there.
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There was a hair dryer
stuck--
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You got your tongue stuck
in a hair dryer!
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[all arguing]
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And, mind trick.
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- Oh.
- Oh!
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Oh!
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- Now I got it.
- Yeah.
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That is way cooler
than a card trick.
Do it to us again.
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Hey, Julie.
I love your new boots,
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no matter what Gretchen and
Natalie say about them.
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They're just jealous
of my princess feet.
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- Hey, nice boots.
- Save it.
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Elephant toes.
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00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:09,703
First one's
on the house, boys.
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Go get 'em.
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Mind tricks.
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[roar]
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I'm the responsible adult.
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I say we head towards
the scary noise.
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Uh, yo, Natalie,
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I know Mr. Remington
is the faculty advisor,
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but you're
the real leader,
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in spite of what
Gus has said.
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But , listen, shouldn't you
be telling us where to go?
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Conspiracy Club regroup!
This way! Come on!
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Let's go. Gus, we will
talk later, mister.
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- Come on.
- That way, Gus.
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Come on, let's go.
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- The truth is this way.
- The truth!
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- Is the truth this way?
- Are you making fun of me?
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- Oh, is this it?
- Are you mocking me?
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- Ow!
- Gus, that was so mean!
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Hot cocoa?
Please, drink up.
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The pack isn't insulated
and it's burning my spine.
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Whoa. Thank you.
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Whoo-hoo! Piping.
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You know, you have
managed to turn an
ordinary monster hunt
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into a delightful
picnic.
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It's really a shame
that nobody, especially Gus,
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ever appreciates
your hard work.
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By the way, did
you know that he's
a pine cone thrower?
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Mind tricks.
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Hey, Champ, having
a bad day?
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Everybody hates me
for some reason.
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00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,499
Oh, that's not true.
It's for a lot of reasons.
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But I know how we'll
get back at them.
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I'll get you a photo
that will make them
super jealous.
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I'm the one who has
Natalie's phone. Shh.
250
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:10,962
Guys, calm down.
251
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,137
Better do as he says or he'll
throw a pine cone at you.
252
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,070
This club's finished.
253
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:17,486
Huzzah, disciples
of me, huzzah.
254
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,799
The group is disbanding.
Thank you now.
255
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:24,113
Wow, the plans I'm involved
in don't turn out the way
I want them to.
256
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:26,253
Another quest completed
by Neverfail.
257
00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:27,841
Now, with them hating
on each other,
258
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,499
- we can find and bard
that skunk bear.
- Yes!
259
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:34,848
Conspiracy Club,
silence!
260
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,677
I have some great news.
or should I say
261
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,507
great news reporter?
262
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:41,337
Hi. I'm Iron Mike Stone
263
00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:43,339
and I'm here at
Daventry Hills High,
264
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:46,204
where a conspiracy
club has unearthed
265
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,689
but what else,
a conspiracy,
266
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:51,554
all thanks to
an amazing photo
267
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,833
taken by this
young boy Russ.
268
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,352
- It's Gus.
- Oh, smackeroni and cheese!
269
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:58,803
Take it again from the top.
270
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,218
Gus. Right? Gus?
271
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:02,980
Okay. Gus. Gus. Gus.
272
00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,637
So how did Gus
get that shot?
273
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:08,192
Not a clue. I am
so surprised.
274
00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:09,849
Thanks for taking
that photo, Dante.
275
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,747
I'm gonna be famous.
276
00:14:11,781 --> 00:14:14,957
Now that's how plans I'm
involved with usually end up.
277
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,752
- Angie?
- No.
278
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,823
I think I know
how we'll fix it.
279
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,757
For months, residents
of Daventry Hills
280
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,379
have been complaining
to local authorities
281
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,830
about strange slights
and sounds.
282
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,694
I said "slights"
didn't I?
283
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,869
[laughs] "Slights
and sounds"! Oh!
284
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,216
I should have
gone to college.
285
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:36,737
Come on, Iron Mike,
turn it on. You the man!
Come on!
286
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,843
Show time, guys.
You in position?
287
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,087
Can just say
one last time
288
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,709
hoe much of a
terrible idea this is?
289
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,539
And can I just say how
unbelievably awesome
290
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,817
of a terrible idea it is?
291
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,684
Ew, I'm gonna
have to wear that
292
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,686
and now it's gonna smell like
wet triple Cheese-O's!
293
00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,861
Okay, just get
yourself captured.
294
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,520
We'll unmask you and
everybody will think the
skunk bear is a hoax.
295
00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:02,729
And then no matter what
evidence the club finds,
296
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:05,214
no one will ever
believe them ever again.
297
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:07,768
Hey, everyone,
big news! Oh!
298
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,874
- Oh!
- Wow.
299
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,220
Uh, what's going on?
300
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:13,533
Jim and Davis caught
the creature!
301
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,603
The snack boys caught it!
302
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:16,190
Casual move.
303
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,400
- That was fast.
- Good job, guys.
304
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,505
Good job with what?
305
00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:24,095
[roar]
306
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,931
Help me! I don't want
to be a monster snack!
307
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,417
What is going on over there?
Are we taking a snack break?
308
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,870
Nerds!
309
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,805
...some sort of
vicious monster.
310
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,291
Two brave boys put
themselves at risk
311
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,948
by heading off into
the woods alone.
312
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,606
Let's just do what
we do best.
313
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,194
I'm gonna panic.
You figure it out.
314
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:57,163
We need to switch
the skunk bears.
315
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:11,798
Okay, club, let's get
this creature back to
Iron Mike's van,
316
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:14,559
which has better lighting
for my skin tone anyway.
317
00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:18,667
I'm gonna be on TV.
318
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,772
[Angie] It smells like
triple Cheese-O's in here!
319
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:24,224
[Dante] You just better come up
with a plan for the
switch, okay?
320
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:27,607
Because it's about to get
ripe in this costume!
321
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:31,611
[Angie] About to?
This thing already smells
like an armpit factory!
322
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:33,578
[Dante crying]
323
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:36,098
Okay, help me draw them
away from here.
324
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,375
Start howling.
325
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,140
[weak howling]
326
00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:45,659
[howl]
327
00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:48,766
I just heard another one!
328
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,667
Over there! You guys
should go get him.
329
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:56,187
We'll stay here and
guard the skunk bear.
330
00:16:56,222 --> 00:17:01,123
I mean strange-looking
creature of unknown name
and origin.
331
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:04,540
Why don't you go get him and
I'll guard the creature.
332
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:08,026
Because you are the leader.
333
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,959
You, you have to
catch one yourself,
334
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,065
like on camera. Right?
335
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,653
Right!
336
00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,275
Iron Mike, this way.
337
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,414
That way.
338
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,627
Okay, good job, guys.
339
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:25,078
Now sneak back here and
we'll make the switch.
340
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,976
[Dante]
Roger that, Commander!
I'm on your six.
341
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,633
That's under your seven
and above your five.
342
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,740
Hey, skunk bear,
how you doing?
343
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:45,202
[Natalie] Come on, guys!
I think it's over here!
344
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:48,584
[Angie] We would have
lost them sooner if you
could run straight!
345
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,655
- Get him! Get him!
- [Dante] What do we do?
346
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,934
[Angie] Run! Run straight,
okay? I'm getting dizzy.
347
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,558
[Dante] I can't,
'cause your toes are in
my mouth right now.
348
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:59,561
I can't see with your
feet in my face!
349
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:03,461
[Angie]
I'm just trying
to hold myself up!
350
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,743
Got my big bear stick.
351
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,781
- Go go.
- Hurry up, come on.
352
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:13,851
Ready?
353
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,059
There we go.
354
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:19,581
Go eat squirrels!
355
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:21,065
Aaagh!
356
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,791
Okay, come on.
357
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,242
There you go.
358
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,485
[howl]
359
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,523
[Dante] I think
we lost them!
360
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,766
[Angie] Good! Now how
do I get rid of you?
361
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:37,530
He's so gonna eat 'em.
362
00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:40,429
[Angie] Why is
that thing still here?
363
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,225
And why is he looking
at us like that?
364
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:47,850
What is he--
oh, careful, careful.
365
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,583
[Wyatt] So, should we
try and stop him?
366
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:58,620
No.
367
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,691
Lyle doesn't get
in the way of love.
368
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,591
[Dante] I love lilies!
369
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,146
[karate scream]
370
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:09,734
Not good!
371
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:12,944
I caught him!
Did you get that?
372
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:15,706
- I'm famous!
- The camera's rolling.
373
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:24,853
Uh! Oh, awesome!
Am I on TV? Hey!
Hey, Barbara!
374
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:29,271
- [Lyle] Oh, no.
- Dante, what are you doing?
375
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,723
A hoax! This is nothing
but a hoax!
376
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,864
- Yep.
- Yep.
377
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:37,935
- Both monsters are hoaxes.
- Yeah.
378
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,178
Totally both of them are.
379
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,701
You guys ruined everything!
380
00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:48,704
Who's this, huh?
Reggie?
381
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:51,500
I can't believe you'd
pull off something like this!
382
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,124
Oh, save it for Halloween!
383
00:19:55,159 --> 00:20:00,164
Where's the zipper on
this stupid monster costume?
384
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,718
No!
385
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,064
Aaagh!
386
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:07,827
Come on, Reggie.
Show's over.
387
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:10,139
Shut it down.
Shut it down.
388
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,658
I can't believe it.
389
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,523
I thought we were on to
a real monster this time.
390
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:18,320
But it was just another
bit of fakery.
391
00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:21,668
I'm getting out of here.
It stinks.
392
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:26,846
This isn't over.
This is not over!
393
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,089
No, wait, Iron Mike!
394
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:32,265
Something really is
going on here!
395
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,992
We have other evidence!
396
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,856
We have pictures of trees!
397
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,754
Wait, Natalie,
I have your phone!
398
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,035
Whew.
399
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,939
Well, that went exactly
not as planned.
400
00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:52,872
- It's kind of my specialty.
- It's good.
401
00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:55,323
[roar]
402
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,841
Yo, we better go bard
that skunk bear.
403
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:57,842
Tulte Minelli?
404
00:20:57,877 --> 00:21:02,433
Wait. Where's Wyatt?
405
00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:05,678
[Angie] Well, we've tried
tomato juice, vinegar,
car wax,
406
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:07,438
and none of it gets
the stink off.
407
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,269
But the wax did
make him nice and shiny.
408
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,719
That's it. I think it's time
to go to the booty box.
409
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:19,416
Yeah.
410
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,555
Sort of antiperspirant.
411
00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:22,522
Oh!
412
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:25,801
- Uh, uh--
- This is gonna cut
the stink right off of you.
413
00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:27,734
I hope that is all it cuts!
414
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,322
Don't worry. This thing
right here is perfectly safe.
415
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:31,635
[all scream]
416
00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:33,050
Woops!
417
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,467
Okay, here we go...
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