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Ah, yes, absolutely, yeah.

Ask your mother

Oh hi, you're a bit early for the party.

But it's okay. I love when you interrupt me.

Good morning birthday boy.

Good morning stepmom.

How's my special boy feeling on his special day?

Fine, I guess.

I guess he says. I'm gushing about him and that's all I get in return?

Well it's not every day that you turn 18. You should be feeling extra happy now that you're becoming a man.

I just wish I didn't have to go to school today.

Aw, I get that. It'll be done in a flash and soon enough we'll be back home to celebrate.

What's going on with all this racket?

What's up?

Baby, aren't you going to wish Juana a happy birthday?

Why would I? It's not for another...

When's your birthday again?

Today.

What?

What?

I swear to God, this man makes me forget why I married him. Like his life depends on it.

Honey, don't you think you could be nicer to Juana today? He's turning 18.

No. Why? So what?

Happy birthday son. And from now on, don't expect nothing from me. Ever.

Uh, thanks?

You know what? Since it's your birthday, my car is pretty filthy dirty.

And you can actually wash it for me on your fucking birthday.

Maximus!

What?

Can you wait till tomorrow?

No. I have class. My car is dirty.

My car is dirty.

Haven't you learned anything from me? Don't put off what you can do today for tomorrow.

Yes sir.

Do you understand?

Don't raise your voice to me boy. There is plenty of time on your birthday to wash my car.

Get up! And you go help him too!

Better get on it before you get into even bigger trouble.

Get on it!

Find what?

What did you say boy?

Yes sir.

What? I'm doing what's best for him. You don't want him to grow up to be a pussy, do you?

You are unbelievable.

What about breakfast?

Huh. Make it yourself. I think this calls for some extreme action.

Juan, I can't stand the way Maximus treats you.

I agree but I can't really do anything until I'm ready to leave.

It's your birthday. I don't want you to leave.

Since you're 18 today, I think it's finally time that you challenge him.

Challenge him? How?

You know that crazy thing he likes to celebrate? With that aluminum bowl?

You mean festivus?

Exactly. Tonight, after dinner, you challenge him.

And then you beat the shit out of him.

As a feat of strength.

And claim your place as man of the house.

But festivus isn't for a couple of months.

He won't mind. He loves it so much he'll jump on board immediately.

I guess so. But he is a lot bigger than me. I think I could beat him.

He's got a point. I guess I'm gonna have to pull off some secrets from the vault. Or this fight won't last for long.

Well honey, I just so happen to know a couple of things that can inflict some pain.

Really? Like what?

Listen closely. One swift kick to the ankle and he'll go down like a log.

Okay.

Once he's down, you just have to strike him in the lower back.

It's been killing him since the warehouse accident and that'll be lights out for him.

Right. And then what?

And then you'll be man of the house and he'll leave you alone for good.

I don't know. I mean, what's preventing dad from getting revenge afterwards?

Nothing is good enough for this knucklehead.

Guess I'll just have to dangle the juiciest carrot available. And that'll make up his mind.

Well honey, you have to beat him while he's down and claim his most prized possession.

What's that?

Me, silly goose.

That's crazy.

Is it? Because I see how you look at me.

Boys think a mother doesn't notice, but trust me, we do.

Of course.

I notice how you look at me every time we're at our pool and my panties are missing all the time.

I see the way you look at me in the kitchen.

What? Was it me?

Never mind, sweetie. In fact, I find it kind of cute.

Really?

Yeah. Beat your dad tonight and you can finally claim me.

This is gonna blow his mind.

Maybe this will convince you.

I'll do it.

Good. I'm glad we have an agreement.

He's smelling them, right? I knew it would work.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear my son. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, son. Thank you.

Are we done here? I'm gonna go watch TV. It's terrible.

Boys these days really lack grit.

Dad.

What?

I'd like to challenge you to a fight.

What?

I'd like to challenge you to a fight.

What'd you say, boy? Really?

The best of this came early this year.

Remember sweetie, ankle, then lower back, then finish the deal.

And then you and I?

Whatever you want, honey.

Oh, we oh, oh, oh, we oh, oh, oh, we oh, oh.

First I gotta say, I got a lot of problems with you people.

And now you're gonna hear about it.

You. Yes, you. You are a disappointment.

Honey, don't you think Juan should start since it's his birthday?

Ugh, fine. Make it quick.

I think you are a narcissistic piece of shit who only ever thinks about himself.

And I think from here on out, I am the man of the house.

The man. That went better than I expected. He's gonna get on.

Well, that was a lot.

I hope you can put your money where your mouth is.

Bring it on, Pops.

Or you're gonna need a lot of feet of strength on this one.

Yes! Good job, Juan. Yes!

Well, this is certainly turning me on.

Now I'm the new man of the house.

I yield! I yield! I yield!

And now I take what you love the most.

Pops.

So yummy. We waited so long for this.

Guys.

What? What the? What's going on?

Have a seat.

Her pussy is mine now. So watch me take it.

Her pussy is mine now. So watch me take it.

Let's see if I just step some.

You love mommy's titties?

I love mommy's titties.

Mommy loves your mouth right now.

Oh, keep doing that.

He's doing so good.

Keep on going.

Make my nipples hard, son.

That feels so good.

You're so much better than daddy.

Slow.

So fucking hard.

Getting a big ball.

Better than you.

So much better now.

Should you pull my dress up?

For the dad?

What are you doing now, son?

Just relax.

Relax?

He said relax, honey.

Is that your mouth?

Oh my god, son.

Honey, he's doing so good.

He's in the end of the house.

It feels so good.

Oh, son.

You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Oh, yes.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

You just gotta sit there. Come on.

Fuck.

Such a good kisser, son.

So handsome.

Look at this face.

Mommy's gonna be a slut.

Mommy's gonna be a slut, sweetie.

I'm gonna show you what a real slut's like.

Let's do naughty sluts.

Mommy wants to be a naughty slut for your birthday.

Show me that big birthday stick.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Is that location?

Oh, yes.

You like watching this shit?

Love that.

Oh, you fucked up.

You should have been a lot nicer.

Oh, yeah.

Mommy's gonna giggle a little, okay?

It's what me and daddy used to do when he was hard and big.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Bless daddy if he likes it.

You like watching this shit, dad?

Yeah?

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

And birthday kisses are good when you're 18, right?

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck that face.

Oh, yeah.

Does dad ever do some shit like that?

No?

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That was fun, sweetie.

Do it again.

Fuck mommy's face again.

Oh, yes.

Now you got a big boy cock.

You don't have to deal with daddy's little cock anymore.

Fuck me.

Fuck my tits.

I'll lick your penis like that.

Remember this?

Oh, he's so much bigger than you.

I'll hold it.

It's just bigger than dad's.

Fuck me good, son.

Fuck my tits.

Oh, yes.

Fuck my big tits.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, mommy, little girl, son.

Oh, yeah.

Mommy likes it.

Mommy loves it.

So big.

Such a good boy.

You're so mean, good boy.

Fuck my face a little.

Come on.

Crawl over here.

Oh, fuck this.

Touch my hole, sweetie.

Yes.

I mean, just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You can just sit here and I try to take care of you, son and daddy.

For your birthday present.

You beat my tits.

That's something new.

Son, you're so adventurous.

It's like you grew up today.

Come on, let mommy sit on the plate.

Oh, sweetie.

Do you want to kiss me, Jane?

Oh, you.

You fucked up being me, dad.

Oh, yes.

Yes, be a good big big boy.

Birthday cocks.

Yeah, fuck mommy with that birthday cocks.

Oh, you're so cute.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm sure that could never stretch out like this.

I can't believe how good it feels.

I haven't had a big dick like this in a long time.

I can't call this dick.

Oh, he's so fucked up.

Oh, my God.

I think I'm going to be living it all over.

Oh, yes.

He feels so good, honey.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, you're the best.

Oh, my God.

You're the absolute best.

You get a 10.

Honey, our son gets a 10.

Yeah.

He's got a 10 star cock, honey.

Oh, he's got a 10 star cock.

Oh, he's got a 10 star cock.

Oh, he's got a 10 star cock.

Oh, he's got a 10 star cock.

Oh, he's got a 10 star cock, honey.

Oh, oh, oh.

So good.

Oh, sorry, sweetie.

Mommy's coming over.

Mommy's coming over.

Mommy's a boy, right?

Is Mommy a slut?

Mommy's a big fucking slut.

Mommy's a big fucking slut.

Mommy's a boy.

He's coming over.

Good boy.

Oh, yeah.

He's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, son.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, sweetie.

McWiney, McWiney, come.

Fuck me harder in front of Daddy.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, honey.

Honey, he's making me cum already.

Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Is he making me?

Oh, I love

happy birthdays.

You're growing up to be

a big boy.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh,

baby. Oh, yes,

son. Give it all to Mommy.

Oh, oh, oh.

He's so big. He's fucking hard.

Oh, he's such a good son.

Oh, yes.

Mommy needs it. Yeah.

Mommy needs this.

Mommy needs the hard cock.

Good thing we have

a son.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, sorry, sweetie.

Mommy, Mommy wants to take

care of that big cock. Yeah.

Take good care of your big cock.

Yes. Keep taking

care of Mommy's whole. Oh,

yeah, Mommy deserves this. Oh,

oh, no, you deserve it.

Cheer you to birthday. Oh, oh,

fuck me, you good fucking son.

Oh, oh, fuck, you're

your most kind. Yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh,

oh, I love it. Oh, yes.

Oh, Mommy's coming. Oh,

son.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, son. Such a good

good fucking

such a good cock.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, you're rocking me.

Rock me.

ambulance, son. Oh,

you do this, you.

Oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

Oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh, oh, you're so

good mommy, son.

Yeah.

I'm gonna come to the

I want to be a big whore for your birthday.

I fucked you all day.

Yes please.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Just like that.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

So thick.

And hard.

Honey, does it look good?

Tell your son he's doing a good job.

Do it now.

Oh yeah.

He's...

Daddy's so proud of you finally.

He didn't know.

He didn't know how big you were.

Mommy either.

Oh honey.

I'm gonna be nice to you.

Mommy loves you.

Yeah. Yeah mommy loves you.

Mommy loves you so much son.

Oh.

Oh.

You too.

You love mommy?

I do love mommy.

Thank you.

He loves me.

Daddy's home. You love him.

Do it.

Daddy loves you.

But nowhere near as much as your mom.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Dad.

He's so much bigger than you.

I feel so good.

Look at you guys.

So handsome.

Oh yeah.

Oh mommy loves you sweetie.

Oh such a good boy.

Such a good boy.

You're so warm.

Oh yeah.

Give it to me.

Give it to me birthday boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Me mommy come.

Me love what you do.

Me just brought me a concert.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Tease.

Tease it and please it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh sweetie.

You're doing so good.

Oh.

Yeah use mommy's clunt.

Say mommy's a dirty slut.

Say it.

You like that right honey?

Don't use mommy

like a dirty slut.

Oh.

Oh.

Daddy doesn't like

that word. He doesn't want mommy

to be a whore. Not too late.

Mommy's gone. Good boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

He's amazing. Oh you're so amazing

my birthday son.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh mommy's going to feel

so good. Yeah.

Oh.

Stretch me. Stretch me.

Go back in my tummy. Push.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh I need this yes.

Oh he needs more.

Oh.

Birthday cock.

Oh yeah. Good boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Grab mommy's titties.

Squeeze mommy's titties.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh that's so good.

So much better than you honey.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh you would never fit in there.

You just fall right out honey.

Oh son.

Good thing you're not little like daddy.

You got a big big boy cock.

Sure didn't get it from his side of the thigh.

Squeeze my nipples harder.

Oh yeah that's a good boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh he's so deep in me.

Oh my god.

Mommy's coming.

Oh.

Oh sorry mommy did that.

Sorry.

Do it again.

I'm so.

See if I can spray daddy.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Fuck mommy good. Be good.

Good son.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm so glad it's your birthday.

Oh do you like it?

Oh.

Look at.

Look at.

Look at your wife's doing.

Our son's such a

good boy.

You're not.

Ah.

So good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

How's that feel?

Do you like that sweetie?

Oh.

He.

Got no choice.

Oh.

Oh.

So fucking wet.

You'd never do this for me.

Yeah.

Good thing I got a good

hard son.

Who can do the job?

You do such a good

job son.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That was like a huge

load out of me. That's really

that's really an opening.

You want to lay down?

You're sick.

Daddy you enjoying this?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh sweetie.

Okay.

This is really nice.

This is really nice sweetheart.

This is the best.

I'm just so

glad that you accepted the challenge.

Thank you.

Don't fuck my

mami's gone son.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Oh.

So open.

Oh.

Oh just slipping and sliding

aren't we? He's gonna fuck

better. He's gonna fuck better. He's gonna be fucking better than

dad right? Such a good

son.

Deep in mommy.

Yeah deep in mommy son. Oh my god.

Oh it feels amazing.

Feels so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh I love you

baby.

I love you so much more than your dad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh that's really deep.

You can't do that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Yes yes son.

But mommy's plant's open.

Oh yes.

So big.

So big.

You're so fucking awesome.

Mommy's such a slut right? I love it though.

You always knew mommy's a slut.

Mm hmm.

Now we're gonna play together.

There's nothing

you can do about it.

You've watched the

best.

You're doing

so good.

Oh yes sweetheart.

Oh you're gonna make mommy go.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mommy cheated on her mom as a squirter huh?

Oh.

I'm thinking of

you're too little.

You're too little.

Too big of a work for you.

I've outgrown him.

You have time to take on the

18 year old birthday boy.

Oh.

Oh thank you.

Thank you for my birthday.

Your birthday.

Oh.

Your birthday present.

Oh.

Oh.

I love this.

Sweet handsome.

Such a sexy son.

Look at you. So perfect.

Yeah.

So beautiful.

Pretty thing.

He's a big cock

in between mommy's legs.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

You're making me feel so good.

Oh.

Oh.

You're so thick.

Hold it back.

It's your son's birthday.

He doesn't do anything for you.

He does everything for you son.

I love the way I fill you up

my way.

Yeah.

I would love your birthday

darling. Give me that heart deep cock son.

That's a good voice.

Love the way I fill you up.

Yeah.

You fill me up with that girth.

That big huge girth.

Yes I love your girth.

Mommy's not used to them.

So

good in me.

I want to be your, I want to be your mommy slut.

You want to be your mommy slut.

I don't want to be

no. I want to be your mommy

whore. I want to be your special

mommy whore and I spoil you and I

fuck you and I buy you

gifts.

And I give you all of your father's money.

And I

make you be my good

little slut son.

You gave me

you gave me in the morning.

Daddy goes to work.

Yeah.

Oh you're

so good to me.

Oh sexy. So sexy.

So sexy. Tell me sexy.

Hold my leg a little bit more.

Down. Down.

Oh yeah.

That's good.

Oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

You're a big boy.

You're a big boy today.

You're such a big boy today.

So big and hard and strong.

Yeah. You got that big bully

cut for mommy.

Oh.

Bully cut son.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh sweetie.

You're just doing so good.

Daddy

looks happy over there.

You're fucking better.

You're the winner.

Yeah you're the winner. And you got a trophy

in your pants.

Our son has a trophy

in his pants honey.

Yes.

Oh son you've got such a big trophy.

You should be thankful.

Oh yeah.

Oh son I want your trophy to

chisel over my dirty slut

mommy face. Yes.

Please. Oh your birthday cock

on my face. I want to be a dirty mommy

whore. I want to be a good

mommy slut.

I want to eat your cream.

You 18 year old son cunt.

Oh.

Oh babes. You're doing so

good. Yes. Do it until

you creep on mommy's face.

Son of daddy.

Hold my leg back.

Yes.

Oh good boy.

Good son. Get it all out.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

I want all your cream.

It's birthday cake.

So I want to be

the cake.

And you're the

best.

Oh you're such a good son.

Next time you want to argue with me

remember how many times I made mom come.

Yes son.

Thank you son.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Happy birthday. Thank you.

Oh happy birthday.

What? I just want what's best

for my family.

Yes.