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How did you feel

when you found out she broke her promise?

I'd kill you if I could.

I realized I wasn't ready to be an orphan.

But your father's still alive, isn't he?

I last saw him about 20 years ago,

when Antoine and I started dating.

I don't want my son paying for your fame.

So I'll never get to meet him?

You need to bounce back, professionally.

Before you hire anyone else,

I want to be named senior account manager.

Yeah, I’d given in to those little thigh injections too,

the ones for weight loss.

While I was busy getting chlamydia,

losing Samuel and damning my dad,

my mother wrote a 246-page masterpiece.

I'll write you a huge comeback role.

What if I signed a contract?

Would that help you write faster?

Anna is too emotional;

you'll never get anywhere with her.

All that, just to face the fact that my father abandoned me.

I have to call him.

I need to contact my father.

You want me to check the police database?

MY FATHER

What's his date of birth?

12366... we're here.

Isn't it a bit late? It's past ten.

Okay...

It is late, but what I have to say can't wait.

It is what it is.

Good.

You know why you're here.

Now, what do you want to say?

Hello, Marc. I'm here to tell you you ruined my life.

Okay. I can appreciate the honesty, but...

I've avoided rocking the boat all my life.

That ends now.

If you've got it all figured out, then go get him, tiger!

- I hate it when you do that. - But I'm encouraging you!

No, you think I'm being too blunt,

and you're making me second-guess myself. I know you.

If you think it's the right thing to do,

then it shouldn't matter.

Excuse me. Hello!

Patrick, were you honest when you said

I could call you anytime?

What happened, Clara?

They're burning my books and screaming my name

like I'm some kind of witch.

And I'm just supposed to stay quiet?

Turn off your phone, now. I'm coming.

- Want me to come with you? - No way! You've got a mission.

I mean it.

Your father deserves it. It's time to move on.

Worst case, it'll make you a better person.

Much better.

I'm listening.

Still want to be a senior account manager?

More than ever.

Time to prove yourself, then.

Anna... what a surprise.

It is, isn't? Considering I didn't have your new address.

Yeah, I heard you were abroad, so I figured you'd call me.

I didn't have your number.

Did your mother die?

No, she's doing very well.

We're even in therapy together.

If this is an invite to therapy with her, count me out.

Not at all. I was just answering your question.

So what's going on, then?

Who is it, sweetheart?

Delphine, I'd like you to meet Anna,

my daughter.

Indeed, his sperm hit the target first.

So technically, he is my father.

Well, I'd like you to meet your little sister.

- Marc, is she okay? - Anna! Oh no!

- Delphine, call 911. - No, it's just a vagal...

- ...vagal reaction. - Come on, stay with me.

- Yes, we need an ambulance now. - Good?

Okay. Woop!

ANNA COMES HOME

I can't believe you never told me

about your 46-year-old daughter.

- I was going to tell you. - Yeah? When?

I knew Anna was living abroad.

And since her mom and I don't get along, I put it off.

- Put it off? - Yeah.

You won't get off that easy, old man.

I love you too, honey.

Here. This will cool you down.

Ah...

Thank you, how kind.

Okay.

I think you can cancel the ambulance.

I'd rather not. Passing out like that isn't normal.

Don't worry, it happens all the time.

When things get too intense, I--

Well, I just tore your dad a new one.

It's weird he never talked about you.

Ah, ah...

- Marc! - Yes?

No way. I can't give birth now.

I don't think we have a choice.

Shit! No! I'm two weeks early.

Okay...

I'll let you enjoy this special moment.

No! My midwife's in Punta Cana, and my mom's in Abitibi.

Any chance you could stay?

Delphine, I don't know what to say.

Let me help. I'm crazy about your dad,

but we both know he's got his walls up.

Come on, I've improved a lot.

Yeah, as you've clearly demonstrated.

Anna, I really need a woman by my side.

I'm flattered, but the fear of emotions runs in the family.

- So I think it would be-- - Anna, it's your little sister.

- Right, honey? - Yes.

It would really mean a lot if you were there.

Okay.

How about a nice cup of herbal tea, Ms. Dandurand?

Oof...

Actually, I'd love a cup of coffee...

...with a shot of Baileys.

Clara, if we want to keep helping you, just between us,

should we worry about your drinking too? Or...

Of course not, tonight's just circumstantial.

Responding too quickly in a media storm

can seem defensive.

And the public usually sees that as an admission of guilt.

They're talking about me like I'm a damn criminal!

It's not like I went and shot someone with an AK-45.

AK-47.

I just said what everyone else was thinking.

With all due respect, Ms. Dandurand,

not everyone thinks like you.

Listen here, Ms. Toothpick.

If you could switch bodies with me, what would you do?

I'd say that bodies come in all shapes and sizes,

and that's beautiful.

Jesus Christ.

How much are you paying her to say this crap?

I know what you would do, you bag of bones.

You'd pick your body

because you've got the upper hand in this superficial world.

That's right, pretty little redhead.

We should all love and accept our bodies;

that's the message I believe in.

But my message, like every message, has its limits.

Sure, I do find myself attractive every now and then.

But most of the time,

if I could press a button

and turn into Julia Roberts' twin, I'd do it.

- Okay? - Mm-hmm.

You'll have to excuse me for just a moment.

Whoa!

She can't say that.

We're not here to reason with her.

We're doing damage control.

- That's all we get paid to do. - And you never judge?

I do judge... but only in my head.

You'll take care of her?

She's literally puking, Pat.

I know; it's not in the job description.

But it's a great way to earn the client's trust.

Can you do it?

Clara, do you need a hand?

Yes!

Clara.

- Hi, Antoine. - Hey, can I see you?

Yes, tomorrow at the agency.

Mm...

I'm bummed out.

I'd rather not see your crew. They ask too many questions,

and they can be so annoying with their zest for life.

How about we meet early and I bring croissants?

What are you up to right now?

Thank you.

Just letting you know, it's awful. I threw mine out.

Thanks anyway.

Sorry about the kidnapping.

I could've declined.

I'm not sure about that. When Delphine wants something...

- Let's call it perfect timing. - That's it.

If you went through all this trouble to find me,

it must be important.

Are you pregnant?

No.

God, no. That ship has sailed.

I guess I'm not as brave as you.

That was the deal if I wanted to be with her.

Ah, okay.

- You really love her. - I do.

Honestly, I thought it was too late for me.

Good for you.

Do you realize you ruined my life?

Anna, you're not sick, are you?

No, not at all.

I'm trying to manage my vagal attacks.

Clearly, that isn't going great.

Otherwise, I'm okay.

And your love life?

Let's just say it's not exactly glorious.

Yeah, I heard about Antoine.

Yeah, Antoine is ancient history.

I've always felt behind in life,

like I should've done more by now.

But I did what I could with the cards I was dealt.

I... ruined your life. That's it?

You certainly didn't help.

I know.

- I'm aware. - Yeah.

- Marc, Christ! - You wanted space, my love.

I've had enough space.

- Anna's leaving? - Yeah, she has an appointment.

But we'll be okay.

- What did you say to her again? - I didn't say anything.

We took those prenatal classes for a reason, right?

- Breathe, just breathe. - Yes. Okay.

Quite the renovations. Business must be booming.

I've got to impress my prestigious clients.

How can I help?

Rachel wants to know the plan. Do we have one, or?

It depends. How are you feeling mentally?

Better, much better.

I'm counting on Anna's series for my comeback

as an actor, but...

You knew, right?

Yes, she told me it was top secret,

so I didn't know if...

Rachel made an offer she couldn't resist.

But since that won't happen anytime soon,

you said you'd try to get me a comeback as a host

with TV's top names.

- Yes, I made some calls. - And?

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get appointments.

- Did you say it was me? - Yes, Antoine. I did my job.

But when they say their next opening is in five years...

Bunch of crooks.

I thought you'd learned to manage your anger.

I'm managing it, okay.

But I'm allowed to react to tough situations.

What is... Rachel's checking up on me.

Hold on, she's tracking you with an AirTag?

She put one on my car. She's connected to my phone.

And you're okay with that?

Listen, it was non-negotiable to earn back her trust, so.

Whoa.

That's a whole lot of love. I'm almost jealous.

Now, she wants you to work?

It's definitely implied.

Is this for real or am I hallucinating?

If you really want to work, there's always YouTube.

We can create an intimate talk show.

Online? But that's for losers.

I'm sorry. I get what you mean.

Look at Marie-Claude Barrette.

Everyone wants to be on her show.

And the best part? We can launch this very quickly.

- We'll record it at your place. - My place?

Antoine, you probably won't be back in the studio for a while.

We have to come up with something small and personal.

You think that's me?

Your show has to reflect

all the changes you're trying to make.

Remind me what those changes are again?

We want to show you as someone who's thoughtful,

introspective and sensitive.

So, your interviews are memorable.

Huh.

You're right.

I'm sorry I reacted impulsively earlier.

I'm starting to see your vision.

Good, I'm happy. I'll sleep soundly tonight.

You're awesome, man. I love you.

Me too.

Bye.

Pat?

From Anna: Are you up?

Yeah, I was dancing the Macarena in my living room.

You don't usually text me this late.

I wanted to hear your voice.

What a spectacular turn of events.

Yesterday, you kicked me out,

but now you miss the sound of my voice.

I was impatient.

What's with the good mood?

Did you sleep with Samuel again?

Wrong.

I don't need a man in my life

to be introspective.

Okay, and you missed my voice?

- Yes. - Well, that's a first.

- Keep going, as they say. - You...

- ...d o you always feel free? - Well, most of the time I do.

Obviously, I can also be introspective.

In fact...

I deleted my novel.

I appreciate that.

What if I asked you to tell me--

Your number one problem? You just can't open up.

I'm not pushing back right now,

but should I take everything you say at face value?

Not everything.

Your fear of opening up

is messing with you. I know it.

Do you have some examples?

Oh my God, well, you're controlling.

You suffer from deep-seated anxiety.

You're allergic to real happiness.

And the cherry on top?

You have a bunch of superficial relationships.

My relationship with Patrick is anything but--

Patrick is gay,

and you've known him

for 30 years.

And I suppose I can't write anymore because I can't open up?

Your need for control is running your life.

Is it any wonder that happiness

always slips through your fingers?

Since you missed the sound of my voice...

Hello?

... would you like me to sing you a song,

like when you were young?

That's all right, Mom. Thanks, bye.

How's Clara?

I'm sorry.

Rough night.

But she'll survive.

And you?

My dad knows he ruined my life.

Wow.

Your idea wasn't so crazy after all.

- So what's next? - Nothing. That wasn't the goal.

From Marc A record birth for a golden Mom! Meet your half-sister, Laura.

I did it for myself.

Why didn't you tell me Rachel made you an offer?

That's why you went out to brunch?

What a blabbermouth!

I told him to wait until I made up my mind.

Well, he thinks you're already writing the role

that'll launch his comeback.

I told Rachel I'd think about it.

I don't want you to think I'm sneaking around,

or that I don't care about my work at the agency.

I'm not being selfish,

but do you really want to work with them?

Rachel is offering me 50K to write a pilot.

Are you kidding me?

That's what you make at the agency.

As you know, you tore through my last project with ease.

So I probably won't see offers like this again anytime soon.

I'm not mad at you.

- You aren't? - Of course not.

Thanks.

It's my half-sister...

...Laura. She's 40 minutes old.

I made a gluten-free, vegan lasagna,

and I re-watched Call Me By Your Name.

- Call me Alex, Timothée. - Chalamet.

And you, Anna?

Oh, nothing special. Quiet evening at home.

It starts at eight? I didn't get the memo.

Thank you.

This is literally the best day of my life.

Agnes...

Thanks for everything. I really appreciate it.

Patrick has some big news.

Don't tell me he's opening an agency in Toronto.

If that's the case, then he must be struggling.

Hello everyone, as you know,

we're making big changes at PBLD,

so we're ready to face the challenges ahead.

Starting next Monday,

Mia will take on the role of account manager...

...senior account manager.

I'm sorry, but Mia's going to supervise us?

Seriously?

Rest assured, we will continue to work together cooperatively,

like we always do.

And I'll be taking over her role in social media.

Thank you for this amazing opportunity, Pat.

I know I've got big shoes to fill, but I'll give my 350%.

You'll do amazing.

That's some great team spirit.

- Congratulations, Agnès. - Yes, absolutely.

So who's replacing Agnès at the reception?

My head hunter's on it.

He just hired Jean-Christophe Bossé. He starts on Monday.

Uh...

Another employee?

Yes, an excellent candidate who studied law.

Jean-Christophe Bossé, incredible.

He's going to review our contracts,

give us informed legal advice.

He also has digital media and content creation expertise.

It's fantastic.

I thought we were already

taking care of digital media.

We're just taking even further.

Think of it as our new motto.

Mm.

Even further.

PBLD is on a whole other level, practically out of this world.

I know change is hard. But if you keep an open mind,

things should go smoothly.

On that note.

I swear I didn't know.

Let me reassure you,

I'm doing just fine.

It's a shame Robin isn't here to tell us what she thinks.

Now, you're pushing my buttons.

Fine, I take it back.

PBLD is getting a makeover? Perfect.

Feeling ambitious? Perfect.

You had one promotion and you gave it to Mia.

Mia has what it takes to manage our three jittery,

merry minstrels.

And she'll manage you too, as an employee.

Perfect.

Now, I'm not saying this as a friend,

but rather an employee.

I may not have a degree in communications.

But after being named Christiane Dugas'

pick of the week,

I was told that if all went well,

blablabla.

I could be your associate in 1-2 years.

Was that all just a dream?

Anna, are you really throwing a jealous fit?

You want to write a series for Antoine!

It'll probably never materialize.

If that's the case, PBLD will welcome you back with open arms.

But in the grand scheme of things, we both know

I can't count on you under these circumstances.

You don't trust me?

Do you trust yourself?

Let's say you get a stroke of genius

and write an incredible show.

Can you guarantee you won't come crawling back, crying?

I'm not saying they'd be fake tears,

but if you write your series, you'll ditch me.

And it would break my heart.

You gave me a second chance.

A third and fourth chance.

You can stay here as long as you're happy and productive.

But yes, PBLD is my priority. It's my life.

So of course, I make decisions based on that.

You see right through me, don't you?

It's okay if you want to be

a screenwriter again and find yourself.

- It is? - Yes.

But as long as you work here,

you'll have to adapt to Mia's promotion.

What do you mean by adapt?

She's the senior account manager, not you.

You have to wrap your head around that.

So an order from her is like an order from you.

Understood. Thank you.

That was helpful.

INCOMING CALL ANTOINE

Man, Rachel loves your idea for the YouTube talk show.

She even wants to join as a producer.

Yes, I'm already excited to meet up to talk about it.

So call us back, little genius.

You see? It's that simple.

You're right, I don't want to complicated things like before.

Thank you for loving me.

What is it?

I love it when you dance for me.

Oh!

Madam's in the mood for a private dance?

Madam is ready, yes.

Still just as funny?

After a shitty day,

it's nice to get lost in a book you can't put down.

Wow.

Monique was really in her element when she wrote that.

Yeah, real shame it wasn't published.

Should I send Marc and Delphine a gift?

Not if you want him out of your life.

That's what you want, isn't it?

Hey, handsome.

What can I do for you, gorgeous?

Um...

I've been thinking a lot since yesterday.

- Mm-hmm. - And...

when you mentioned "senior"

in Mia's nice little promotion.

Did you mean--

It means if there's a disagreement in the team,

Mia gets to decide.

Right, okay. So in your mind, she has the final say.

In real life too.

Senior account manager.

Well, in our real-life agency,

if we think management is making a mistake--

I wouldn't recommend asking me to decide.

Otherwise, why would hire another

senior manager?

Go ahead, tell all your little colleagues.

It'll save me some time.

Yes. Right. Thank you.

I was wondering, did Patrick offer you this promotion?

Yes.

I told him I wanted a new challenge.

He seized the opportunity instead of letting me leave.

It's obviously very gratifying.

You should be proud. It's a well-deserved promotion.

That means a lot, especially coming from you.

I really mean it, Mia.

You've invited me out for drinks a lot.

Let's go out for lunch to celebrate.

Coffee time!

Good idea! - Yes.

They'll get used to it.

Yeah.

What a nightmare!

Where should we eat?

Mm!

Today is a bit...

But I'll let you know.

Later.

- Well, look who's back. - What can I say?

I was withering and needed a boost to bloom again.

Hey, my pretty peony!

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Sure... pretty peony.

Have a seat.

So which part of

"don't tell Patrick about Rachel's offer

until I've made my decision" wasn't clear?

I didn't tell him.

It slipped out in conversation. I was excited.

Speaking of, how's the series coming along?

I haven't found the right idea yet.

But that shouldn't keep you from signing your contract.

Rachel finds it unusual, if not insulting.

No one else in town will make such a great--

I know, Antoine! I know it's a privilege. I just...

I don't want to tell her yes just to disappoint her.

What if I can't come up with anything?

That's exactly how I feel.

Why not treat it as a once-in-a-lifetime chance

where we both get to make the most of this?

I haven't forgotten past challenges.

But because we're level-headed,

we're building on better foundations.

Is that coming from you?

Or did you ask ChatGPT

to make you more human and sensitive, so I'd sign?

See? That would be a perfect line for our show.

You're already inspired.

Listen, I won't keep pressuring you.

Just so you know, Rachel asked her assistant

for a list of the hottest screenwriters of the moment.

Don't play with her.

Since you're ignoring me, I'm here to check in.

I'm not ignoring you.

Usually, when I leave a message, you call right back.

Fine, I did ignore your message

because I never said I wanted Rachel

involved in our talk show.

But you told me to make amends with her.

Absolutely not.

If I'm being honest,

I don't give a shit about Rachel.

In fact, I couldn't care less about your relationship.

Are you okay? You seem a bit off.

You can work with Rachel and Anna if you want to,

but if you want to work with me, Rachel won't be involved.

Is that clear, Mr. Girard?

Ms. Girard still wanted a call back.

Antoine, if I agree, what happens when you two break up?

I'm not stupid! We just got back together.

I'm not doing this just to leave her.

We're all rooting for you,

but once you've carried guilt as far as it can go...

No! I love her.

Otherwise--

Why do you think she keeps you on such a short leash?

Yes, but I betrayed her.

That's even more reasons

to keep her out of your professional life.

- Without Rachel. - What?

Never mind. If everything goes to hell,

you'll be so screwed I won't be able to help you.

Excuse me, I have a meeting with a client.

Patou, we're not done yet.

From Anna: Could you help me open up?

From Monique: You bet I can. How about tonight?: )

Do any of our suggestions

speak to the great icon that you are?

Right now, this icon just wants to tell everyone to take a hike.

People telling me I was just in it for the money...

doesn't sit right.

It's definitely frustrating, but we'll practise with you.

You can even add your touch of humour.

I don't feel like apologizing.

Apologize and pivot! It's our bread and butter after all.

Mm-hmm.

If there's one thing I've learned from my mistakes,

it's that if it doesn't feel right,

it probably isn't the right solution for you.

Anna makes a good point.

But since we don't have a time machine, ideally--

Anna's right.

If she's not comfortable, people will notice,

and apologizing will only make things worse.

If only we lived in a world

where fat people who want to lose weight

and those who accept themselves were given the same respect.

Yes, that's lovely, but it won't solve this crisis.

Don't you miss the good old days, when you could just...

...lie?

Yes, and I'm so good at it.

In the positive sense.

- But we could lie. - Excuse me?

Really?

What would we say?

He won't work with me?

Kind of, yeah.

And what do you think about that?

Well...

If we work

on that project with Anna,

maybe it's best if we each do our own thing.

You don't like working with me?

Quite the opposite, I love it!

But it might be better for our well-being.

Our well-being!

Do you even know how hard it was to forgive you?

Being vulnerable, letting you have sex with me

knowing you got someone else pregnant!

Jessy doesn't want me in her son's life.

That's settled.

And what about the humiliation!?

I can see it in my colleagues' eyes,

"Of course, she stayed with her cheater."

Sweetheart,

you have to trust me if we want to get through this.

- So I'm the problem? - No, of course not.

I'm the idiot. It's me.

It's me.

Maybe Patrick is right.

We probably shouldn't put all our eggs in the same basket.

I'm so damn proud of you.

I know I probably hurt and even offended my friends and fans,

and I truly regret it.

Recently, I underwent some medical exams,

and my doctor was very clear.

If I don't lose weight quickly,

my health is on the line.

That's why I started weight loss injections.

Unbelievable.

And yes, I will continue

to advocate for body positivity.

Yes, I do believe in it.

But health comes first.

Bravo!

- That was perfect. - Thank you.

What if some journalist starts digging?

What happens between doctors and patients is confidential.

In this situation, it's the best way to end the conversation.

It's not too far from the truth, either. It was great.

Your message was warm, heartfelt, vulnerable.

Thank you.

We'll keep you posted, but I'm optimistic.

I'm so relieved, thank you.

- Shall we celebrate? - I can't tonight.

- Hey! - Hey!

I was reflecting on our wonderful conversation.

The old Anna would've went running for the hills.

I would've gone months without hearing anything from you.

Or even years.

I want to feel good in my own skin, Mom.

Sure.

But I'm warning you now:

we're not dancing naked in the living room.

How fun! I love that idea.

- Come here. - What's for dinner?

But first, tell me what you want to accomplish?

I want to rediscover my love of writing.

I'd like to feel confident,

not just writing, but also in general.

- Romantically, I'd like-- - Fantastic!

All right, so.

Magic mushrooms.

Come on, I did mushrooms with Patrick when I was 20.

They certainly weren't psilocybe cubensis.

And between me and Patrick leading the exercise,

there's a world of difference.

Did you get these from the same dealer who almost killed you?

Anna, Anna.

He told me to take one pill. I took two. End of story.

Do you still want to learn to open-up, or--

Yes, but I'd also like to live.

Ah...

Is this what you took when you wrote your novel?

No, because my channels are open 24/7.

When I write, I forget about everything else.

I overdosed because I wanted to push my limits.

- Can I have something to drink. - Of course.

I'll get you some water.

She fell asleep?

Yes, everything's under control, for now.

Anna sent us this with the flowers.

It's beautiful!

Good idea, right?

But why didn't she drop it off?

Well, she has her own life.

- What happened at the hospital? - Nothing.

Like I said, our past is complicated.

Marc, she's your daughter.

Why do you think she came to see you?

Isn't it a bit soon?

When you fall off a horse, you...

Get right back on.

Exactly!

So, for you, my writer, a crisp white page to dazzle us with.

Go on, you can do it.

It's really white.

Smells like a comedy.

My God, you're so beautiful when you let your guard down.

- If you say so. - You are.

- I don't think I can work. - Well, you know what?

We've got time.

We have our whole lives.

- Okay? - Okay.

To take advantage

of your current state of vulnerability

what do you want to do?

Like what?

Something life changing.

Hi.

Back from a party?

To be completely upfront,

I did magic mushrooms with my mom.

And you let her drive?

I'm struggling to stay focused right now.

I'm thrilled things are going well with Monique,

but I'm having dinner alone, so...

What if I told you I slept with my ex the day of our first date?

Would you be okay with that or not?

You're not in any state to talk about this.

Okay, yeah.

I made a mistake.

But sometimes, we lie to protect those we love.

You still lied.

I promise to tell the truth, Mr. Detective.

Being with someone for seven years leaves its mark.

Seeing your ex get arrested

and break down in front of you stirs something inside you.

Which proves my point. This conversation is over.

You're not ready for a serious relationship, Anna.

But I think I am. I really do. But it's just that...

I thought you were about to say something real, for once.

But you're just gonna bullshit me like you always do.

That's why we broke up, because you can't be honest with me.

And yes, it does take courage.

So that's the courage we're talking about?

It's complicated with Antoine

because 10 years ago when he dumped me,

I hired someone to set fire to his Mercedez to get revenge.

His house burned down too.

The last thing I want to say

is that I'm here because I was happy with you.

And in an ideal world, I really wish you could forgive me.

I think you should go, Anna.

I didn't hear everything, but...

...I saw your posture, your self-confidence. I was proud.

I'm not sure I would've told him about the Mercedez, but...

Me neither.

It's the psilocybe cubensis.

Let's hope for the best, right? Let's go home.

- Mom? - What is it?

Patrick read your novel.

He thought it was amazing.

I can't stop you from publishing Molotov Cocktails.

Thank you.

Can I ask you another favour?

You could ask for the moon, darling.

I'm ready to sign.

What would you say if I gave you free rein?

That's not what I had?

We wanted a big role for Antoine, but...

What, should I write him a lousy part?

I want you to write whatever you'd like.

Without Antoine?

I'm not saying you can't write him a cameo, but...

How about writing a great role for a woman your age?

Girl power.

Where do I sign?

What are you doing now?

I'm getting dressed, what else?

Run away. You can't surrender so easily.

Mom, I appreciate you protesting my arrest,

but it's been ruining my life long enough.

Time to take responsibility!

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