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♪ Summertime is near ♪

♪ Skies are getting clear you see ♪

♪ Everything just seems all right but still ♪

♪ I'm here alone ♪

Yes, so we'll stay until Monday.

Spend a weekend up there.

I don't get it.

Don't get what babe?

Don't babe me.

Okay. Well, what don't you get then asshole?

Why we're going camping.

When Leigh and Eric were having issues,

he took her to a five-star spa

and you're taking me to the fucking woods.

Are you gonna murder me?

Believe me, if I was gonna murder you,

I would've done it way before now.

Romantic.

Please stop.

♪ All is pretty rad ♪

♪ I'm sitting in my bed just me ♪

♪ It feels like the time is right ♪

♪ To go and find a friend, to mend ♪

♪ What I missed ♪

♪ That was broken ♪

♪ What's been done ♪

♪ But not spoken ♪

Oh, I'm so fucking pumped.

Uh, Where's the campsite?

It's like two miles North.

Oh, okay. Oh, which way is North?

That way.

Oh, all right, all right.

Let's go baby.

Woo!

Into the wild.

This is great.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so cool.

Where do you guys think we should put the tent?

I don't know, but I need sunblock first,

Where is that at?

Uh, backseat.

When I was a kid,

my family and I had this special spot

up in Mount. Charleston. We'd go every summer.

We had a lot of fun.

It was like the only time my parents weren't fighting.

So sweet, you never told me that.

Well I'm trying to be more honest with you.

Like we talked about, remember?

Yeah.

Plus it'll be really good for us to get out.

Be like isolated from the rest of the world.

Yeah, But we could be isolated from everyone

at the Bellagio.

My God, I cannot win with you.

It's not you,

I just don't want to sleep on the ground.

You're gonna be sleeping with me.

But I do that every night.

Right, but you said you wanted to be more adventurous

and this is how we're going to do that.

Fine, but the next time that you plan something,

make it more like this.

I can do that.

I have some ideas we could try right now.

Is this going to replace the camping trip?

What happens if you see a bear?

Uh, play dead.

Who's next?

No I'm good.

Yeah, I'm all right man.

Let me get a picture of that.

That's going to be shiny.

Alright.

Get some rocks, man.

I did it all by my-, your- self.

Lets take a selfie guys.

Let's do it.

Cheese.

All right, let's go.

Camping?

Yeah, Like we talked about.

you're gonna play dead?

Come on.

Wake up.

Let's go.

You're going to do that when you see a bear?

Bears?

Uh huh.

Let's go.

Let's go.

So do we still want to go on that hike later?

Yeah its cooler later in the day probably.

Okay.

What's going on?

I don't know. This is our spot.

The fuck?

I don't know who these guys are.

Uh, hi. Are you boys lost?

No. This is our campsite.

Yours. I didn't know you own the land out here.

Actually, I reserved it.

So there's that for you?

Oh, that'll be a good one.

Babe, you're embarrassing me.

We can just go find another spot.

There's plenty of places out here.

No, no there is no other spot.

I keep telling you.

Come on. We can go to a hotel or something. Just-

- No, no.

We're not leaving. So...

Okay.

The more the merrier.

Public bathroom

Public bathroom? That's a little risky

Is it like a porta potty?

Kind of like a changing room

but it's a little journey

Okay.

What about you?

Um, on the beach with people

like walking by and shit.

Beach, okay. Um, mine was like a cornfield with a blanket

and it was actually lit by our phones

and that's all we could see

Well shit.

Yeah it was tough.

That's pretty interesting.

Yeah, but she came.

Uh, I need another beer before I answer this question.

Babe, come hang out with us.

Dang he's really committed to this whole stubborn act,

isn't he?

You just see him when they fuck up his order

at a restaurant.

Oh, he'll be fine.

Just let him pout on his own for a little while.

Wise words coming from the instigator.

Honestly, I'm just glad I'm not the only one

with an ego.

Ego? That's all it is.

Thanks for clearing that up,

cause I thought you were an asshole.

Funny.

Uh, do you want to come get firewood with me?

Uh, I think I'm just going to stay here and just chill.

Do you want to come get firewood with me?

Oh right.

Right.

Yeah. Hey Kane, we'll be back in a little bit.

Okay. I'll just chill here with myself.

Firewood.

Firewood.

You think it's okay with those guys camping next to us?

Yeah. I'm sure it's fine.

That Trevor guy's just pissed off right now.

That's like the second time you defended him.

I can just understand where he's coming from.

Or maybe you have a thing for him.

Not everything's motivated by sex.

Fuck that shit, man.

Yeah.

I ain't come out here for nothing.

You had to take it there didn't you?

Why are you acting like this?

Why are you being super friendly

with those dipshit jocks over there?

You dragged me out here.

They're already here.

There's not much we can do.

I've got to make the most of it.

Yeah, no. They're a bunch of dicks.

I don't even know why you care so much, honestly.

They're actually, really nice.

And at this point we might as well just go with the flow.

No, I told them that I reserved the space.

They didn't listen to me.

You're still here, so...

This is the stuff that we always fight about.

You get mad, you lose perspective

and you just blow up and it's not fair to me.

I just wanted this to be a nice trip.

Honestly, though, at this point, if this continues

I'm just gonna leave.

Like, there's no way that I can sleep

on the ground and put up with this.

I love you.

I'm gonna take a nap.

You guys wanna take a picture?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Hey guys.

Hey

Come join in.

Come in the picture.

You sure?

Yeah, yeah.

Come on.

Sweet.

Cool.

Does anyone want to go for a hike?

No, I'm good.

I'll go.

You'll go? Sweet.

Hiking?

Firewood.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, here we go.

I'm glad you said yes.

I wanted you to come with me.

Really?

You sound surprised.

I don't know.

Today's just been weird.

It's so pretty out here.

Sometimes. I forget it exists.

You know, living in the city.

Yeah. I know what you mean.

What?

You're just cute.

Levi?

Hey, have you seen Levi anywhere?

Uh, no. I think he went on a hike with Kane.

With Kane? Of course.

Yeah.

He leaves me by myself.

Goes off with one of your friends.

I had to drag him out here.

What's this doing for you?

What?

Sitting here waiting for Levi.

Freaking out. What are you accomplishing?

What did you accomplish by staying here

when I told you guys to leave?

This is pretty much your fault.

We got here first.

You guys could have kept going and found another spot.

There's plenty.

That's not the point.

Okay.

Yeah.

Do you know where he went?

Do you know where he is?

Like when they'll be back?

Dude, chill the fuck out.

They'll be back when they get back,

like, you're fucking camping.

Try to have fun.

Yeah.

I kind of feel like

I just don't even know how to have a good time anymore.

Tent?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, hello.

Hey Trevor.

Uh fuck. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What was that about?

Josh and Trevor were naked.

Uh, can we talk?

Uh fuck, Levi, I'm so sorry.

Hold on. It's okay. I'm not mad.

What do you mean?

Maybe this is what we needed.

I don't really know what to say.

That was so cute.

So cute.

Really good one.

Bye. It was good meeting you.

Bye.

You're not a jerk after all.

Bye Tre-vor.

Bye.

Hey, let's all get a picture.

Yeah.

Bye.

It was okay.

Let's do that.

Alright, smush your faces.

Like really close.

Ready? One, two, three.

Yeah.

I think we got it.

Ow.