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This is "Immortal Love", scene six, take one.

What are you doing?

Your mom.

We're not even set up to film yet.

Okay, places everyone.

We're about to begin.

So if you're not in the scene, shut up.

All right guys, so this is the most powerful scene

in the movie.

You two are in love, and Silus knows

that it's time to like, reveal his big secret all right?

And places.

Places.

And we're rolling.

This is "Immortal Love" scene six, take one.

And action.

Silus, why have you been avoiding me?

Aren't we in love?

Of course we are Jules.

I just don't want my secret to hurt you.

But you can tell me anything.

Only say that if you mean it.

But I do mean it, I love you so much.

Oh Silus.

Hell yeah, cut.

Oh my god guys, that was amazing.

That was like, the best thing I've ever seen.

All right guys, back to one.

You guys heard him, back to one.

That was so bad.

Isn't he supposed to be famous or something?

It doesn't matter if any of these B actors are good,

they're still gonna put them on the cover

and people are gonna watch it.

Well I'm gonna go intro wardrobe.

Okay.

Only say that if you mean it.

Oh I mean it so much.

Jacob.

Alex, I need you to go set up those lights over there.

Jacob, stop eating for once.

Eli needs you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I heard that you were looking for me?

Hey, so, I really like what we have here.

But I feel like there needs to be something,

like something more.

- Okay yeah. - Just 'cause like,

this is the defining moment for this movie

so we need something that's never been seen before.

So we really need to like, take it there.

Okay, well how about you let me know

what you need- Jacob.

I can't tell you how to be creative.

I just want to be able to stand back

and give you that room to reach

into the depths of your soul,

that way you can like, figure it out you know?

I don't have time to sit here and explain what I need.

That's why I had you do this.

Jordan?

Jordan? Do you hear beeping?

Jordan, find out where it's coming from.

Okay.

Where is that fucking beeping coming from?

Move.

Oh sorry, I didn't know anyone was in here.

Just trying to escape everything.

Oh, you're good.

I've been meaning to introduce myself.

I'm Tyler.

Jacob.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I really like what you do with the sets.

They look awesome.

Really?

Thank you.

It's definitely been a challenge

with the high expectations

and the like, low budget.

Where's the fucking smoke detector.

Are you sure you're holding this brush right?

- Yeah, it just seems- - It just feels like

you're not, so. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

And like, now that I'm thinking about it,

the foundation looks off as well.

I'm usually like an A79.

And this is just- This isn't

Okay, last looks.

I need everybody on set in 10 minutes.

Let's go.

Actually, I think your job here is done.

I'm famous so I have to make sure things

look a certain way.

Okay, so today we're gonna start out by the pool

and then Devin and Tyler are gonna walk out

and reveal that Silus is- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa.

You're saying that I'm gonna be in the pool.

Well yeah, Silus and Jules.

They're engulfed in each other's love spell-

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't do water.

Okay.

What about hot tubs, we can easily-

No it like, clearly states in my contract

that I don't do pools, showers, baths, et cetera.

Are you okay with putting your feet in?

I could probably do that.

Just make sure you stand by with my robe.

Okay.

This, look at it.

This is beautiful.

Absolute perfection.

And we're rolling.

This is "Immortal Love" scene 20, take one.

And...

Action.

How can you survive outside during the day?

You see this medallion, Jules?

It keeps me safe.

If I were to ever lose it,

I'd be a prisoner to the night.

I'll make sure you never lose it.

Stop, he's not who you think he is.

A lot of our friends are missing

and we think Silus has something to do with it.

He couldn't have done it.

I love him.

All right cut.

Oh, that shit just blew my mind.

Let's do it again, let's go one more.

I don't think we need another take, I was amazing.

Hey.

That was really good, you only have two more scenes to shoot

then you can take a long break.

Oh, do you have a vape?

There you go.

Okay, we should really get back to work now.

Wait, do you know who I am?

Of course. Everybody does.

I don't want to embarrass myself

but I remember watching that movie

with you and your friends.

- Mhmm, mhmm. - When you went back in time.

That's how I knew I was gay.

I remember watching it every weekend

and imagining that we...

Nevermind it's not important, come on.

Wait, where are you going?

This way.

Jordan.

Jordan, come here.

Have you guys seen Jordan?

Tyler, go find him.

What the fuck?

Oh hey.

We've been waiting for you this whole time

and you guys have been up here?

It's not what it looks like.

This is exactly what it looks like.

You're a fucking psycho.

Thank you.

Thanks man.

Where's my vegan order?

Were none of these marked vegan?

I can't eat any of this.

You want me to eat an apple for dinner?

I'm just excited to finally shoot that sex scene.

Are you excited? You're gonna be famous.

I'm not trying to think too much into it.

I just want to stay centered.

I can't wait for the scene

where I fucking kill Aidan.

I really hate that motherfucker.

Calm down.

I can't, I'm too hungry.

All I got was a god damn apple.

Oh yeah.

All right, places everyone.

Please remember this is a vulnerable scene,

we need to respect the actors.

No perverted remarks, no staring.

We need to make them feel comfortable.

Let's do it.

And we're rolling.

Silus and Jules getting it on, scene 34, take one.

And...

And action.

If we make love, will I turn into a vampire?

You don't have to worry about that, Jules.

It doesn't work that way.

Are you sure? Because I really want your body.

And your throbbing, hard...

Wait, wait, do I really have to say all of that?

This dialog is like, really cringey

and I feel like I'm in a bad porno.

At least if we were in a porno

we'd be getting paid.

All right so, this moment,

it's not supposed to be gratuitous.

It's more about like, acceptance, passion

and like, raw and like, unbridled desire.

Okay, I get it now.

So let's just do it from the top.

You'll be fine, okay?

Just take a deep breath.

Let's go again, you got it.

Okay, I got it.

All right, back to one.

Action.

Oh Jules, kiss me like the world's going to end.

Oh Jules.

Oh Silus.

- Oh Jules. - Oh Silus.

Oh Silus. - Oh Jules.

Oh Jules, you like it, you?

Oh so tempting.

Stick it in me. - Okay, go inside.

- Are you ready? - Oh why did you?

- Oh Silus. - Oh fuck.

Yeah, start building up, oh.

Oh Jules, I'm gonna come inside you.

Give me your load.

Cut.

Wow.

All I can say is fucking wow.

Um...

Let's all take a break

so we can just, you know,

process what we just created.

- So do you want me? - Shh, shh.

- Excuse me. - Mhmm.

You're gorgeous.

So you're still a grip?

Yeah, I'm still the grip.

What do they do again?

You forgot what I do?

Yeah, I forgot, why don't you come show me.

All right, let's go.

Looking fucking fantastic.

Do you have to breath like, so loud?

All right, I need everybody on set in five minutes.

Last looks, let's go.

Hi guys, so this is the part

where you three are gonna walk through the door,

tiptoe over here, and like,

try to attack Silus.

But Silus, you're gonna jump up behind them and scare them.

Okay, so do you want us to turn to the left,

to the right?

Tyler I...

You know, instead of asking questions

can we just like, run one, yeah?

So from the top.

Let's get one.

Quiet on set.

And we're rolling.

Death to Silus, scene 42, take one.

And

action.

There he is, let's go kill him.

Are you guys ready to do this?

Right through the heart.

I can't do it, I love him too much.

Damn it Jules, it has to be done.

Silus, how could you?

Jules, don't look him in the eye.

All right guys, and cut.

Oh my god, that was so good.

We don't need anything else.

All right, that's a wrap.

Thank you guys, that's so unnecessary but thanks.

Darling, well done.

Now gobble it down.

So, how do you think this vampire movie

is gonna turn out?

I think it's turning out really good.

Eli is a great director

and it's just been, everything we filmed

has been perfect.

Look at my shoes.

Oh shit.

What was your favorite part

of the making of this movie?

Oh my favorite part is like,

there was no yeah, no question.

It was whenever Aidan and Blake

were doing their little noises,

their little turkey noises while they were fucking,

dude that was some crazy shit, it was stupid.

What do you think of how your performance

is turning out in this movie?

My performance is turning out great.

I mean, I think it's probably some of like,

the best work I've ever done.

I would probably wouldn't be surprised

if I won an Oscar honestly.

I finally got, I finally got like-

- Do you know what the movie is about?

What do you think it's about?

Probably two dudes argue in a hot tub.

Is that the only thing you remember?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm in love with the vampire

and I have to kill him because

he's a bad guy.

My character is constantly saving Jules.

Like, every single scene

I'm pretty much stopping Jules from kissing Silus,

or Jules not wanting to kill Silus

because he's in love.

But yeah, most of the time

I'm just saving people.

My job on the movie is the production assistant

and so I'm the assistant to Eli Bennet, the director.

And it's basically helping him out with the tasks

and doing whatever he needs me to do to help out

with production or filming, or whatnot.

I went to film school, hey!

Quiet on set.

What I heard around in Hollywood

was that this movie wasn't supposed to go anywhere.

So like, I really took it under my wing

and tried to make this project, you know,

be what it is now.

So, I'm really proud of myself for that.

So what's your job on the movie, Jacob?

I'm the art director.

It's always an interesting job.

But this movie will probably be one

that I don't particularly watch.

So...

So I feel like it's turning out really well

but the main difficult part about it

was like, I'm so grateful I have leadership skills

because without that, this whole movie

would've crumbled, like it's so annoying

having to hold every single person's hand during this

while trying to make a masterpiece.

Like, these people think I can just tell them

how to do their jobs.

Like, they just need to know.

That's why I gave them this role.

Jacob Hansen.

But you know, I feel like it just turned out really amazing

and a special thank you to all of these people.

But again, mainly me.