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What's this made out of?
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, there he is, took you long enough.
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Sorry, I got caught up in something.
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Oh yeah, produce boy?
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I wish.
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No, it was instead, an onion issue.
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- Of course.
- Oh my god,
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I fucking hate when that happens.
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Yeah, me too.
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What kind?
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There's just a million
different types of onions
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and I didn't know which
specific kind I needed,
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so I had to call my mom and ask her.
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And what did Bev have to say?
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She literally just told me
to call my grandma and ask her,
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so I had to call my grandma
and she can't hear anything,
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so I'm in the middle of
the store just screaming,
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"Onions, onions, what kind
of onions for the stuffing?"
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And it was just embarrassing and terrible.
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Well, we could have always
made the stove top stuff,
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it would have been easier.
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That's easier, but
also terrible, as well.
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We have to do it right our first time.
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Well, if we want to do it right,
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we should probably be doing it naked.
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Like naked on the table?
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All three of
us on the table, yeah.
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That doesn't sound sanitary.
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You're such a prude.
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Maybe you can make me get on board.
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Okay, yeah, I can do that.
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First, let's start dinner, though
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so we have something to eat.
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Yes, agreed.
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Fair enough.
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So many
stuffings in this bad boy.
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This is young and ready.
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What did we say, 425?
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I'll get you, produce boy.
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Yes, you can have that.
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I think I'm good with this, oh.
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That's for all of Thanksgiving dinner?
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I can do this part, no worries.
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I can, uh, this side of the Mississippi.
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Did you get past
cooking class in high school or?
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This is what
you're gonna look like
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when I'm done with you.
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You guys, I think it's ready.
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There we go.
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I like that sound.
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Where's the measuring devices?
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Well, you're the expert!
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I'm just gonna chill and watch this all.
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You stir all
that stuff together.
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For now.
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Yes.
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Getting ass while you do this...
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There's no timer set!
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Wouldn't it
be so funny if I did?
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So that's gonna take
like three hours to cook.
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So, what exactly are we
going to do until then?
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I mean, I can think of like
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four whole things to do
in that amount of time.
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Are you getting at something with that?
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I mean, if you guys wanna get at it?
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I'm game.
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We have the time.
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This is really good, Tyler.
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Thank you for having us over.
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I really thought we'd be
having Taco Bell tonight.
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No problem.
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Although tacos would have
probably tasted better.
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No way, you did a good job.
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This is really good.
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I'm not much of a cook.
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So not true.
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Yeah, everything was delicious.
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Well, thanks guys.
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We'll see if you still think that way
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after the pie that I made for dessert.
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It kind of fought back.
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Killer pie?
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I can't wait.
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Me either, I'm gonna
be right back, though.
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Is it a pumpkin pie,
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or is it a buttermilk pie, or what?
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Oh, it is definitely
a pumpkin pie.
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Did you at least put
whipped cream on it?
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I forgot the whipped cream!
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You got pumpkin pie
with no whipped cream!
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What's up?
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That was really nice what
you said at the dinner.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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You beat yourself up too much.
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Your cooking's really good.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, of course.
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So, I have other talents too.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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I saw you here on Thanksgiving, right?
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We like walked past each other.
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Yeah, I did come here on Thanksgiving.
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This is where I like usually
come to shop for my groceries.
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Yeah, me too.
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I noticed you that day,
and then we pulled up
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like right next to each other today,
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so I'd noticed you and
I thought I'd say hey.
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Oh, Hey, and thank you.
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It's nice to be noticed.
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Yeah.
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It would be nice to get
your snap or something.
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I was actually just
gonna say the same thing.
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Yeah, I'll add you.
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Cool.
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Got it, cool.
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Did you want to shop together?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
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You're late.
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It's probably 'cause we
don't want to do this shit.
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You guys shouldn't have joined a frat
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if you didn't want to do dumb shit.
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Now take off your shirts
and put on your hats.
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Couldn't we practice this in our clothes
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and maybe without the Santa hats?
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What don't you understand
about dress rehearsal?
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Someone's
being extra bitchy today.
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Y'all annoying.
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I don't want to be here any more
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than either of you do, so let's
just do this and get done.
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Stop dragging it out.
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Let's do it.
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That's the jingle bell,
that's the jingle bell,
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that's the jingle bell rock.
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Oh my God, we're gonna look so dumb.
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Speak for yourself.
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I'm gonna kill this obviously.
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Yeah, you're doing really good.
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You've really got those
hip movements down.
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I mean, I guess you can say,
I know how to handle my hips.
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I bet we could handle them too.
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Oh, so you're trying to end practice
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with a bang, aren't you?
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I mean it is tradition.
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Oh, so that's why you were
annoyed that we were late.
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Maybe.
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Let's get the party started.
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Let me go take a shower.
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He's so predictable.
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Maybe predictable, but he did good.
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Hey, babe, can you grab me a towel?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a second.
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It's really hard to do by myself.
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Are you gonna help me?
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I thought I told you I'm
not really a Christmas guy.
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Well, I am.
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And I'm happy for you.
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You know, you asked me to
be your boyfriend yesterday.
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I remember.
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And I said yes.
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I also remember.
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But I can't have a boyfriend
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who's gonna be a Grinch
on Christmas, so...
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Christmas is really important to me
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and this is gonna be
our first one together,
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so I wanted it to be kind of special.
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How can I make it special for you?
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You can help me with the tree and smile.
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You're so needy.
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Yeah, well, if you
forgot how needy I was
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I can remind you after we're done.
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Well, let's get done then.
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All right.
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Oh, how pretty.
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Are you in the Christmas spirit now?
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Maybe, just a little bit.
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So am I on your nice list yet?
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You're getting there.
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I know how to get there.
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Yeah?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Whoa, could it really be you?
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Oh, shut up.
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It's like I'm talking to a ghost.
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Come on, don't be like that.
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It's exactly like that.
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You said we would still hang
out and talk to each other.
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I haven't seen you in a while.
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I've been busy with frat stuff.
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You're always busy with frat stuff.
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Come on, I just called
cause it's near Christmas,
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And?
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And we spent the last
few Christmases together,
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so I've been thinking about you.
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Okay, well, I've been
trying really hard not
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to think about you.
199
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And how's that working?
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Not too good.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Hey, sexy.
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I missed you.
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I missed you.
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Come on in.
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I can't believe you managed
to get away on Christmas Eve.
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What'd you tell Eli?
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That I was doing some
last minute shopping.
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Sneaky, sneaky.
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Hang on, I want to give you something.
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I thought we weren't doing gifts.
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Yeah, you're right, but
I want you to have it.
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Holy fuck,
this is amazing.
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Yeah, you're worth it.
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Now I feel like shit for
not getting you anything.
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You didn't get me anything?
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All right, so I really think
that you're gonna like this.
219
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I had to go to a few different places
220
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to find it, but I got them.
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Oh, okay, thanks.
222
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,793
You didn't even open it yet.
223
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,320
Oh yeah, sorry, just a second.
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Oh, these are nice.
225
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,300
Yeah, you talked about
them for a while, so...
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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And here you go.
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That one's for you.
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Babe, you mean so much to me.
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Get yourself something nice.
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It's a gift card.
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Yeah, I figured you could get yourself,
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something yourself, isn't that thoughtful?
235
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, so, so thoughtful.
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Thanks.
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You hungry?
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Um, yeah.
239
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
240
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Cool, I'll make breakfast.
241
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Thanks.
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00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,700
Hello?
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Hey there.
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Hey.
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How was your Christmas?
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Um, it was okay, how was yours?
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It was pretty good, just
spend it with the frat guys.
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Of course you did.
249
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Don't be like that.
250
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It's why we broke up.
251
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No, it's not.
252
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I dumped you.
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It's definitely why we broke up.
254
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You spent all your time with them
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and you had no time for us.
256
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Well, I want there
to be more time for us.
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There is no us.
258
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Well, there could be.
259
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That would include the
both of us wanting that.
260
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And you don't want that?
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I don't know what I want.
262
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I want to spend New Year's with you.
263
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Well, I have plans.
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Doing what?
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Johnny's having a party.
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And I'm not invited?
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No, we broke up.
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So?
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Look, you could come,
I'm sure he wouldn't mind,
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00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,070
but you've got to bring some friends.
271
00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:31,820
I'm not gonna spend my time with you.
272
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:35,160
Oh, so you want me there,
but you don't wanna hang.
273
00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:38,420
I'm not gonna devote all my time to you,
274
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,900
so you should bring some friends.
275
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,680
I see how it is.
276
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,580
Text me the details and I'll be there.
277
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,413
Perfect.
278
00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:49,610
I'm excited to see you.
279
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:50,443
Yeah, me too.
280
00:23:53,329 --> 00:23:54,743
Crap, what did I do?
281
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,951
I got the game all set up.
282
00:24:03,951 --> 00:24:04,784
Oh awesome.
283
00:24:04,784 --> 00:24:06,220
Yeah, my parents got their hands on
284
00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:08,763
it and gave it to me for Christmas.
285
00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:12,880
Where'd you get that watch?
286
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:16,763
Got it for Christmas.
287
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,113
From who?
288
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,078
I...
289
00:24:21,078 --> 00:24:25,057
Fucking save it, I know
exactly who you got it from.
290
00:24:25,057 --> 00:24:26,033
Stop.
291
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,370
How could you do this with my boyfriend?
292
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:31,770
You're supposed to be my friend.
293
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:32,970
I am your friend.
294
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,290
No, the fuck you're not.
295
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,466
Yes, I am, and that's the issue.
296
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:38,600
How is that a problem?
297
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,470
Because it's not what I want.
298
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:41,670
Clearly.
299
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,520
No, no, you don't get it.
300
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,910
I knew Travis was fucking around
301
00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:47,573
on you long before him and I did anything.
302
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:49,430
What?
303
00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:52,330
I knew you wouldn't believe
me, so I had to get proof.
304
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:53,690
You're so full of shit.
305
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:54,970
I'm not, Eli.
306
00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,530
I did it to get to you.
307
00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:58,290
What are you even saying?
308
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,220
I want to be with you.
309
00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,904
I knew if I showed you that
Travis was a dick, proved
310
00:25:02,904 --> 00:25:07,000
to you at the right time,
that I'd have a chance.
311
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,673
I'm so confused.
312
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,760
Listen to me, he is
not who he says he is.
313
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,859
He's been with a lot of
people, like countless people,
314
00:25:16,859 --> 00:25:19,990
and I didn't have proof until today,
315
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:24,650
and that's why I'm showing
you and you need to dump him.
316
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,790
And I'm supposed to trust you?
317
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:29,063
Yeah, I never meant to hurt you.
318
00:25:30,002 --> 00:25:31,300
It was only twice, wasn't gonna get
319
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:34,490
to a third time and I had a plan.
320
00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:35,563
What's your plan?
321
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:38,420
I've been recording him.
322
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,330
Stop.
323
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,133
I'm serious, I can show you.
324
00:25:41,984 --> 00:25:43,510
No, I don't want to see that.
325
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,913
I promise I'm your friend.
326
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,950
I want to be more.
327
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:49,340
I want you.
328
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,173
I love you.
329
00:25:51,681 --> 00:25:52,514
This is insane.
330
00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:55,010
He gave you a watch after
you sucked his dick twice.
331
00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:55,843
Yep.
332
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,960
This is insane, I can't even process it.
333
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:00,913
Then, don't.
334
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,220
I'm pretty sure I hate you.
335
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:23,570
I hope you hate him more.
336
00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:49,384
I gotta go.
337
00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:50,240
What are you going to go do?
338
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,730
I'm gonna go break up with the bitch.
339
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:53,834
What about us?
340
00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,290
I don't know, I haven't decided.
341
00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,650
Can I call you later?
342
00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:58,800
I'm not sure if I'll answer.
343
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,860
I hope you do.
344
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:00,710
Probably won't.
345
00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:24,603
Hey.
346
00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:26,120
Hey, what are you doing here?
347
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,490
I'm sorry, should I leave?
348
00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:28,753
No, no, come in.
349
00:27:34,082 --> 00:27:35,850
I'm actually glad you came.
350
00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:37,803
It's been a while since
we've seen each other.
351
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:40,365
Yeah, that one was on purpose.
352
00:27:40,365 --> 00:27:41,200
I know.
353
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,890
I broke up with Travis.
354
00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:43,990
I figured.
355
00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:46,060
I thought about what you said.
356
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,600
About how everything went down
357
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,640
and why everything went down?
358
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,473
Yeah.
359
00:27:51,697 --> 00:27:52,740
And how do you feel?
360
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,840
I think I feel the same way.
361
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,080
Oh yeah?
362
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,081
Yeah, I mean, I'm still pissed,
363
00:27:58,081 --> 00:27:59,893
but I just kind of want to
see where everything goes.
364
00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:07,020
Go get dressed.
365
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,510
I thought you were going
to say the exact opposite.
366
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:12,228
We are gonna go to
John's New Year's party.
367
00:28:12,228 --> 00:28:16,281
Okay.
368
00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:27,860
Hey, you almost ready?
369
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,710
Yep, should be just another minute.
370
00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:31,970
All right, cool.
371
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,280
Think there's going
to be anyone interesting
372
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,875
at the party tonight?
373
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,620
It's Johnny, he always has some
374
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,870
interesting people at his parties.
375
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,833
Yeah, sure starts the
year off right, though.
376
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:45,013
You wanna know what would
start my year off right?
377
00:28:47,298 --> 00:28:48,131
I have a few ideas.
378
00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:43,082
Oh my God, I haven't been in a room
379
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,430
with this many hot guys in like ever.
380
00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:45,960
Oh, that's right, we
haven't introduced you
381
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,278
to Johnny and the gang yet, have we?
382
00:29:48,278 --> 00:29:49,742
No.
383
00:29:49,742 --> 00:29:51,830
Pricks have been
holding out on me again.
384
00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:54,123
So which one is Johnny anyways?
385
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,833
Right there.
386
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,543
Okay, I could get into it.
387
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,538
All these are like straight, or like what?
388
00:30:08,538 --> 00:30:10,793
Kinda everything.
389
00:30:14,284 --> 00:30:16,403
Don't you want to
know which one Chase is?
390
00:30:19,310 --> 00:30:21,681
You know, I could just
go through your Instagram
391
00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:23,164
and check every single
picture that you post
392
00:30:23,164 --> 00:30:24,880
because you're the only
person who still posts
393
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,240
pics with their ex and chooses not
394
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,034
to delete the old ones either.
395
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,307
Shh!
396
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,013
Yeah, you're totally obsessed with him.
397
00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:36,610
Definitely more than
obsessed, like he's crazy.
398
00:30:36,610 --> 00:30:40,153
Oh my God, guys, stop.
399
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,859
Johnny?
400
00:31:08,859 --> 00:31:10,708
Yeah, how's it going?
401
00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,041
Oh, pretty well, I'm Garrett.
402
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:13,973
Nice to meet ya.
403
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,660
Nice to meet you.
404
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,450
Jace and Riley are
my fraternity brothers,
405
00:31:17,450 --> 00:31:19,580
so I'm just here with them.
406
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:22,780
Yeah, Riley's kind of on my shit list.
407
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,913
Oh, are you like close
with his ex or something?
408
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:30,560
Yeah, you know, I don't
know why Chase wanted him here
409
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,383
but to each their own, I guess.
410
00:31:33,856 --> 00:31:35,771
Yeah, I don't know,
Maybe Riley's just trying
411
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:36,604
to figure it out.
412
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:39,410
Yeah, and I totally respect that,
413
00:31:39,410 --> 00:31:40,710
like that's decent of him.
414
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:44,313
So are you with anyone?
415
00:31:45,306 --> 00:31:50,306
That's a very
complicated question.
416
00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:55,100
Like, do you have a boyfriend,
do you have a girlfriend?
417
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,460
Do you have a fuck buddy, do
you have a lot of fuck buddies?
418
00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:02,360
Do you have a group every
Sunday night in your basement?
419
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,013
I mean, you know,
I do all right for myself.
420
00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:11,030
Why, are you trying to be
something of one of them?
421
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:18,590
I'm just trying to be on
that dick, if we can be honest.
422
00:32:18,590 --> 00:32:21,092
All right, I'd like that.
423
00:32:21,092 --> 00:32:24,280
I got something you might
be interested in over here.
424
00:32:25,201 --> 00:32:27,794
I would
love to go with you.
425
00:32:27,794 --> 00:32:32,794
All right, yeah.
426
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,360
All right, I'm done with you now.
427
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,480
Oh, ow, so now I'm officially dismissed?
428
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,500
Okay, I don't,
429
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,890
No more use for me?
430
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:40,020
I don't mean it like that.
431
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,530
I'm just not trying to get like a
432
00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:44,883
New Year's Eve kiss or
something gross like that.
433
00:33:45,949 --> 00:33:50,027
Well, how about I
give you one right now?
434
00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:52,351
Okay.
435
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,220
All right, now go back to the party.
436
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:06,053
Have some fun.
437
00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:08,623
Yes, sir.
438
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,033
I mean we can do that
next time if you want.
439
00:34:43,152 --> 00:34:46,490
And let me tell you this girl,
440
00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,840
like she knows about plants.
441
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,840
Like I'm a plant gay, but
no, she is a plant queen,
442
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,833
like she's on a whole different level.
443
00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:00,009
I need her number.
444
00:35:00,009 --> 00:35:01,200
Oh, absolutely.
445
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,252
Just one second, okay?
446
00:35:03,252 --> 00:35:04,085
Yeah, just let me know.
447
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:08,103
You look so good tonight.
448
00:35:09,370 --> 00:35:11,660
You don't look too bad yourself.
449
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:13,570
I'm glad you noticed.
450
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,730
Yeah, I noticed a lot of things.
451
00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:16,563
Like what?
452
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,030
Like you brought all
your frat guys here.
453
00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:22,143
You told me you you were
gonna ignore me all night.
454
00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,940
I didn't say it exactly like that.
455
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,007
Close enough.
456
00:35:27,321 --> 00:35:28,436
All right, this is it.
457
00:35:28,436 --> 00:35:33,436
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.
458
00:35:39,212 --> 00:35:40,462
Happy New Year!
459
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,906
God, I missed you.
460
00:36:05,054 --> 00:36:06,721
I missed you, too.
461
00:36:11,722 --> 00:36:13,389
I'm crazy about you.
462
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,493
Let's start the year off right, okay?
463
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:42,242
Fuck, you're perfect.
464
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:45,530
What's perfect is you.
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