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Hey cutie, what are you doing?

Thinking about the ocean.

There's nothing more powerful than the ocean, man.

It's a killer, a most beautiful killer.

As powerful as it is dangerous.

Sorta like me.

I won't deny that, full-on danger.

I'm teasing.

You are a tease.

Can't be a tease if you're giving it out.

So give it out.

I'm not getting arrested for banging you

on the beach again, twice is enough.

So let's go to my apartment.

Okay, let's go.

You don't fuck me enough.

I just gave it to you pretty good.

No, no, no, that's not what I mean.

It's the frequency.

You're always off on some spiritual bullshit.

Well, I wouldn't call it bullshit.

Well, whatever you want to call it,

you're never here.

Every time you come to the beach, you want to bang.

So we bang.

Yeah, but I want you to like, seek me out.

I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it.

Do you have any good recommendations for a service top?

I have a few numbers I could give you.

Well, hook me up.

Airdrop me them.

Awesome.

Thanks again.

See you soon.

♪ I never know what to do with you ♪

♪ I never know what to say ♪

♪ What to say to you ♪

♪ It's always sunny where you are from I know ♪

Come on in.

What's up guys?

Not much, what's up what's up?

Nothing much, just school.

This is overrated.

How was school?

It was really busy today.

Yeah.

Yeah, what'd you guys do?

We went to the beach all day today.

That's so nice for you.

It was good.

You're jealous, you should have come.

I had school.

Overrated.

You're not going to be saying that when he graduates.

And I'm rolling in the money.

There are better ways to make money.

I'm rolling in it.

And all I got to do is stand up and shake this ass.

Oh my God, okay camboy.

You can be a camboy too.

Yeah, I don't know.

My dick's for private showings only.

It's pretty private in here.

I guess so.

You're down?

I'm down.

Yeah.

Hey, what's happening, Chase?

Hey, not too much, just studying.

Messing around, same old same old.

How about you?

Ah, definitely not studying.

A little bit of messing around though.

I am sick of messing around.

Are we talking about the same kind of messing around?

Probably not, I'm talking about the messy kind.

You know, you have Levi.

Who's Levi?

So this is Austin.

Austin, this is my friend, Chase.

Just so you know, everything's cool between us.

Levi knows about me.

We have an arrangement.

Of course you do.

Well, I can talk with you later.

All right, I will talk to you later.

Bye.

You have cute friends.

Well, you don't need to worry about them.

You can worry about me.

Oh, I'm very worried about you.

I didn't know you're going to be here.

Well, I wanted to surprise you.

Glad you did.

So how was your day?

It was chill.

We went to the beach for a while, me and Chase.

Oh, how was Mr. Perfect?

Don't do that.

He's fine.

He still goes for shitty guys.

He was talking to this beach artist today.

Yeah?

Fucking weird.

He called us over and was like,

I'd love to draw you to Chase.

And Chase seemed like he was totally into it,

for whatever reason.

Sounds like it bothers you.

It doesn't.

Sounds like you want to take

this friends with benefits thing to a different level.

Well.

We can talk about it.

Hey there.

Even hotter in person.

Oh, thank you.

You're not so bad yourself.

Thanks.

So Levi's in the bedroom.

We could small talk or we could...

No need for chit chat.

All right, let's go.

Hey!

Well hello.

Hey there.

Hey, Mr. Symmetry.

Still have never been called that before, but thank you.

Listen, I should apologize for my friend the other day.

He can be a little judgmental.

Yeah, he must be a Virgo.

I wouldn't know.

I don't know anything about that stuff.

I could teach you.

Okay, I could be down.

Yeah, sit down over here then.

Okay.

You should let me draw your perfect face first.

Okay well, how should I sit?

Sit however you want.

I mostly work off of your essence.

My essence?

Yeah, but you should take your glasses off.

Okay.

So what part of Texas are you from?

An artist and a psychic.

No, you just have an accent.

And here I thought I lost it.

Not even close.

Well, I'm from Austin.

Me too.

No shit.

Yeah, that's crazy.

How long have you been here?

Well, I moved out here about four years ago.

I was born and bred in Austin,

but I came out here to be closer to the ocean.

I moved here for school and the ocean.

But there are a few things that I miss for sure.

The barbecue, right?

Even more than my family sometimes.

Yeah, the barbecue is the hard part for me.

It is for most people.

Here you go.

Wow.

Thank you.

Yeah, think I got your essence?

Yes.

Took you long enough.

You know I'm a busy guy.

Well, I'm glad you could make some time

for little old me.

I'm sure you've been keeping yourself occupied.

Well I most certainly haven't been running around.

What's up?

I'm annoyed that you have a boyfriend.

Well, that doesn't stop us from fucking.

No, but I want a boyfriend like you.

A boyfriend like me?

You can do way better than me.

Very funny.

No, honestly it's true.

Here, let's find you a man.

Okay.

What about him?

He's pretty cute.

I mean yeah, but what,

am I just supposed to go over there

and start talking to him?

No, that's what I'm here for.

Okay.

Hey, yeah you!

Come here for a second.

Don't be nervous.

How's it going?

So what do you think about fucking my friend?

Johnny!

I mean, he's cute.

I mean, you're cute.

Thank you.

All right great, so it's settled?

Go on.

Let's go.

Right behind you.

I gotta ask you something before we get in there.

What's up?

So I think me and Trevor are getting close

to making shit official,

but I want to keep it open like you and Johnny do.

Does that really work out well?

Yeah, no problems at all.

We just are honest with each other and that's it.

That's it?

Yeah.

Cool.

The party's here.

You already missed the party.

Well, if that were true,

you wouldn't have invited us over.

Hey, I'm Devin.

Dawson.

And this is Levi.

His boyfriend was my wing man.

Your man's pretty good.

Oh I know.

Dawson's really good too.

I'd like to see that.

Well, that's why you're here, right?

I like a man that does not waste time.

You know, I still can't believe Johnny

never introduced us.

It should've been obvious that we'd get along.

Yeah, we're gonna have to give him hell when he gets here.

I'm sure we'll give him something that,

things usually get out of hand when we get together.

I can handle out of hand.

Oh really?

Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.

So you're cool to get into some?

I've gotten into a lot.

I like that.

I like you.

Let's turn on some music.

So in my backyard growing up,

we had a really, really big backyard.

And I was at one corner and my sister was at the other,

and she fucking hates frogs.

My little brother and my big sister both hate frogs.

So I picked up this big, really round frog.

And it was like inflated, you know,

and I threw it.

I chucked it all the way across the yard

and it hit her right in the face

and just pissed all over her.

My God, you're terrible.

Yeah, she beat the shit out of me that night.

What'd you do?

What'd she do?

She like got on top of me, slammed my head into the floor,

and like, her mom walked by

and it was like,

Let her hit.

That is exactly what you get

for getting frog piss on your sister.

Wow!

Yeah.

Hmm, that's crazy.

You're not that bad, Travis.

You know that?

That's the great thing about getting to know people.

I'd like to get to know you better.

In case you missed it, that was an invitation.

Oh, it was received.

You're gonna RSVP?