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I didn't know why I was in Arrowhead.

Scratch that, I knew why I was in Arrowhead,

but I didn't know why I thought it was a good idea

to commit to being there.

I told the guys in the group chat

I'd be down for a meet up

because I never thought one would actually happen.

We were a bunch of broke guys, who met on Twitter.

Who would've thought we'd actually be able

to swing a weekend, in a sweet ass lake house in California?

Evidently Garrett was broke but his parents were loaded.

An off-handed comment about his parents' place

led to the group chats' first serious conversation

about meeting in person.

The next thing I knew, I was about to be face to face

with people who I had a good time passing the time with,

but that's all I thought it would ever be,

a way to pass time.

- Hey, how are you? - Good.

Good, come on in. So this is the place.

And they would all be there real.

Dam, Devin, you're even better looking in person.

No wonder you've got the body count of a serial killer,

I guess.

- So am I the first one here? - Yeah.

Great, more time to dread the awkwardness

that was to come.

Great.

Come on, I'll show you around.

So how was the drive? - It was long.

- Is this good for you? - Wow,

it's better than good,

so am I gonna be sharing the room with anybody?

Only if you want to.

Ah, it was going to be like that.

You look stressed.

I mean, I guess I'm a little nervous.

Well, I know a good way for you to blow off some steam.

Oh, yeah, and how would I do that?

You get some help blowing it off.

Hey, how are you and how are you?

Good to see you, hi.

I appreciate it.

So what are the plans for the weekend?

I'm thinking like tomorrow?

Not tomorrow, we're going today.

Me and Jace already made plans for today.

- Okay. - We're all going as a group.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hey, how are you? It's good to see you.

- It's good to see you. Thanks for the invite.

No problem. Thanks for coming.

I appreciate it. Loosen up.

Things got off to a good start.

Yeah.

It's only going to get better from here on out.

I'm cool. But I wasn't.

There were so many personalities under one roof.

It was overwhelming.

Maybe I was more of an introvert than I thought.

Devin, what's up?

I never expected you to be so quiet in person.

I never expected you to be so hot.

Yeah, well, it's kind of my thing.

Well, you need a new thing.

I like quiet.

You'll see.

So are you and Jase like a thing?

No.

No, not a chance.

I mean, we've talked a lot, but he lives too far away,

but I have him this weekend.

Because he's really interested, for real.

- Yeah, I'd believe that. - Okay, you know what?

How about we just get it out there,

be honest with one another,

because we've all been honest with each other online,

it shouldn't be any different in person, right?

Why are you being a weirdo? Come on.

We all know each other,

so there shouldn't be anything intimidating

about this weekend.

Who says I'm intimidated?

I mean, just judging from your awful body language,

not that we have anything to say about your body,

just about how it's coming off, that's all.

Okay, this is going to be a good weekend, guys.

We've just got to let it happen, okay?

Well, I'm letting it. I swear.

Good.

What?

I was relieved when the guys stopped paying

as much attention to me and started paying more attention

to each other.

I wasn't surprised that Jacob

and Jace were all over each other.

They flirted like fiends in the chat

and I was pretty sure there were a good amount of exchanges

going on in private DMs.

Okay, Derek, it's your turn.

- It's my turn? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, okay.

Well, because you're impatient, I will just go ahead

and skip you.

Okay, guys, how about a game of never have I ever?

Oh, this always ends up in trouble.

Trouble's fun, isn't it?

Definitely. I'll start.

Never have I ever been with a girl.

Well, that's not at all surprising. My turn.

Never have I ever fucked in public.

Okay, y'all are a bunch of freaks.

Okay, my turn.

Never have I ever fucked anyone in this house.

I was close to the guys,

but I didn't need them to know my business.

Jase, you've got to take a sip.

We all know you and Jacob fucked.

Brian, you're talking a lot about fucking.

It sounds like you want to get laid.

I'm not going to deny that.

Okay, then, maybe try being less annoying.

Is it really going to be like that?

- It doesn't have to be. Just stop being such a dick.

- I'm a Dick? - Oh God.

Guys, chill, seriously.

I really can't do this. - I'm being chill.

He's being a fucking asshole. - Okay, fuck off.

Okay.

I'd always felt like there was some tension between Jace

and Brian, and evidently there was.

It's not worth it.

Are you saying that I'm not worth it?

Oh my God, I said it's not worth it,

not you're not worth it.

Go get fucked, Brian, seriously.

You know what? Fuck you.

What the fuck? What the...?

Are you kidding me? - Jace, are you serious?

Really? What the fuck, Jace?

You don't have to be such an asshole.

So this is going well.

I should go check on him.

- Fuck, he's dramatic. - Let it go, Jace.

Seriously. - What do you think, Dev?

Am I overreacting or is he being a bitch?

The last thing I wanted to do was get involved.

You know what, I think this whole thing is a mistake.

It's honestly just a misunderstanding.

No, getting together in person.

We're ruining a good thing.

Well, I'm sorry you feel like that, Devin.

Okay.

Hey, Jacob, can you come here for a second please?

Sure. What's up?

He thinks you're pissed at him.

Seriously?

I never said that you weren't worth it, Brian.

I said the conversation wasn't worth it.

Yeah, well, it looks like everyone's already broken off

into their own little cliques,

and everything's just going to be fucked from here on out.

Tensions are just running high

with everybody liking each other.

I guess.

You guys should just hug and make out and get over it.

Okay.

You've got a boner, dude. - Yeah.

Making up turns me on. - How about making out?

So they've been in there

for a while now. - Yeah.

If they were fighting, we'd be hearing it, right?

I think so.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Okay.

- Mm, oh, yeah, fuck. - Oh, fuck.

Hey, did you check on them? Is everything okay?

More than all right.

- Wow. - Mm-hmm.

It seems like someone isn't too happy

about being left out.

I mean, that's the only natural, right?

I don't blame you.

Want me to take care of that for you?

I'm not going to say no to that.

Wow.

Wow is right.

I can't believe we only have a few more hours here.

Honestly, times flown by.

We have been having a lot of fun.

I'm sorry about how shit went down the other day, Brian.

I have no idea how things got out of hand.

Don't worry about it. We're cool.

Seriously, G, thank you so much

for setting up this weekend.

It's been amazing. - For real.

We owe you.

I know one way I can collect.

- Oh yeah? - How?

Some group bonding.

I mean, our chat is fun and the weekend's been amazing.

How about we see what a group fuck is like?

I mean, we've all fucked each other.

We just haven't fucked each other together.

All right, well, I'm down.

- We can get there. - All right.

Despite the drama, I had to agree.

The longer we spend together,

the more comfortable things have become

and there was no beating the view.

The chances were slim that we would all make it work again.

Right?