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[intro music playing]

[knocking]

-Hi. -Hi.

Is this the book club?

I'm Evelyn.

I know.

You're the greatest author of romance novels of all time.

Thank you so much, I can't believe you're here.

Everything is set up inside already.

If you wanna step in.

It's all in my living room, just like on the couch.

Yeah, just, right this way.

Where is everyone?

Oh, it's just me.

I'm a book club of one.

Okay.

Yeah, I actually did check your site

about book club appearances

and it didn't say anything about the size limit,

so I figured that it's still a club because it's like

me and you, and your book- Your new release.

Well, you are technically correct.

I suppose there's nothing wrong with

being a fan of someone's work.

Yeah, I'm your biggest fan actually.

Which passage would you like me to read today?

The lesbian love scene, the one with

the sheikh's wife and Queen B.

That is everyone's favorite.

Yeah. [giggling]

The two women kissed passionately.

Their hot lips melting into each other like butter.

[moaning softly]

[giggling awkwardly]

It's just so much passion.

-Yes. -It gets me so excited.

Me- me too.

Okay.

Their curvaceous bosoms pressed together.

[moaning softly]

I forgot where I was in that sentence.

Okay, I'm gonna start again.

Their curvaceous bosoms pressed together.

Pushing and heaving and-

[moaning]

I honestly cannot focus on reading

to you if you keep moaning like that.

I just, I'm trying-

-Trying- -I'm sorry.

Go on, it's just so passionate.

Their curvaceous bosoms pressed together,

pushing and heaving like ocean waves rocking a ship.

But this is one ship that would never sink.

[moaning]

Their curvaceous bosoms pressed together,

pushing and heaving like ocean waves rocking a ship.

But this was one ship that would never sink.

I have to be honest.

[hesitates]

I-I did trick you.

This isn't a book club.

Clearly. I've just fantasized about meeting you

after reading every single word that

you've ever written.

I just- I think you're so amazing.

And the way you talk about lesbian love

is just- It's so real and so passionate.

I just want to show my gratitude.

I mean, I'm very flattered.

This is very, very, very nice of you.

But I'm afraid I-I couldn't possibly

have sex with someone I just met.

I mean, but I've read everything

that you've ever written so it's like I know you

already and we could just get

to know each other really easily.

It does seem that you have excellent taste.

[laughs]

I suppose I could always use this for research for my next book.

-Yeah, you could. -Yes?

-Yeah, about like real, real lesbian sex. -Real?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Okay.

Yeah, I've read a lot,

so I know a lot of tricks.

[giggling softly]

[giggling]

What an easy way to get in my skirt.

[giggling]

[groaning]

I can't believe I get to touch you.

[giggling and moaning softly]

Oh my god!

You like it?

You smell so good.

I just wanna take my time.

I've fantasized about this day so many times.

I never thought it would be possible...

to really kiss you and touch you.

[moaning]

Has anyone ever rubbed your pussy like this before?

Not in a long time.

Yeah?

[moaning and groaning]

God!

Go right ahead.

[moaning]

It feels so good.

Let me get these off.

[giggling]

[moaning softly]

Yes, open it.

Let's see.

My god, those panties are cute.

[moaning softly]

Oh my god!

Yes!

[moaning]

[softly] Yes!

[moaning softly]

[gasping]

God!

I'd really want to know what you taste like.

[giggling]

[moaning]

Lay down.

How often do you touch yourself while reading my books?

All the time?

[giggling softly]

Everyday?

[moaning softly]

-I see how wet I make you. -Yeah.

[moaning softly]

Oh my god!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh my god!

This is so much better.

[moaning]

Oh my god!

You're so good at that.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[groaning]

Oh my god! Yeah!

[moaning softly]

Oh yeah! You swirl that tongue so good.

[gasping and moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning softly]

Imagine how this book would be written.

"Evelyn slowly...

[gasping]

...licks her pussy."

[moaning]

"Alexis shivers with pleasure."

[giggling]

Oh my god!

[moaning]

Oh my god!

[moaning loudly]

Oh my god! You're gonna make me cum.

Cum thinking about your favourite scene.

Oh my god!

This is my favorite one.

Your face smashing into my pussy.

[moaning loudly]

Oh my god!

Fuck! I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum.

[moaning and squealing loudly]

Fuck! Yes, I'm cumming! Yes yes yes!

[gasping]

Oh my god!

Holy fuck!

You're so good.

[moaning softly]

[moaning softly]

So do you have to experience this?

-You know I have it all. -You're so good at everything.

[giggling]

Everything.

[gasping loudly]

[moaning]

Oh, I think you're just so perfect.

I love your lips and titties.

Why are you still wearing panties?

-[giggling] -Take it off.

[moaning softly]

Lay back.

[moaning softly]

Oh, it feels so nice.

So you have lots of practice with those fingers.

[moaning]

Oh my god!

[groaning]

Oh my god!

[moaning]

Yeah!

That's so nice!

Oh my god!

[moaning]

Oh my god!

Your pussy tingles when I lick it.

[giggling] So hot.

[moaning]

Yes!

Yeah!

[moaning softly]

I see, you've done your research.

All my cunnilingus came in handy.

And it's all brought me you and this perfect pussy.

[moaning]

Oh my god!

Yeah!

[softly] Oh my god!

Just like that, yeah.

[moaning loudly]

Oh my god!

Oh yes!

[gasping softly]

I'm gonna cum.

You are gonna make me cum.

[groaning softly]

[gasping and groaning]

Yeah!

That look you had on your face was so playful.

Smother me.

Yes!

Why don't you touch yourself and lick my pussy?

Let me taste that.

[moaning]

[giggling] Yeah!

Give me that fucking pussy.

[moaning]

[slurping]

Yeah, slurp it.

Oh fuck yes!

Yes yes yes!

[moaning]

[groaning] Oh yes!

Yeah?

-Feels so good. -Oh yeah.

[moaning]

[gasping]

Yeah.

[gasping and moaning]

Oh my god!

[moaning]

[groaning]

Yes!

Keep rubbing me.

Oh my god!

[moaning loudly]

Oh yes! Yes yes yes yes!

[moaning]

Oh fuck!

-That feels so good. -Yes!

Oh my god!

Oh yeah!

[moaning]

Oh god! Yes yes yes!

Yeah!

Your tongue is so distracting.

[giggling]

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, yeah!

You better sit on my face too.

[moaning]

Yes yes yes!

Oh my god!

[gasping and moaning]

Yes!

Oh my god!

Yes, that's my favorite tongue.

[gasping and moaning]

Fuck!

Yeah!

Oh my god!

You already made me cum so many times.

But not like this, not with your tongue.

[groaning]

Oh my god!

[moaning]

Yes yes yes!

Yeah yeah! Get really fucking sloppy.

Oh my god! Yeah!

Just like those girls you write about.

Yeah, those nasty girls.

[groaning]

Yes yes yes!

Yes!

Eat that pussy.

Oh my god!

This is really my dream come true!

[groaning and giggling]

Yeah!

Oh fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Fuck, yes yes yes!

Oh, please, make me cum.

Oh my god! Yeah, don't stop doing that.

Oh god, please please please!

[whimpering and gasping]

Oh fuck! I'm cumming. Yes yes!

[gasping] Oh my god!

[groaning]

I wanna taste it off of you.

You taste so sweet when you cum.

[moaning]

[giggling]

Oh my god!

I've been waiting so long to please you.

[moaning]

Yeah, look at your pussy while I play with it.

Yeah!

-Oh yeah! -Oh yes!

Just watch how my fingers are able to make you cum.

-Oh my god! -Yeah!

[gasping and groaning]

Oh yeah!

Oh yes!

Oh yeah!

Yeah?

-Is that what you like? -Yeah.

[gasping]

Oh my g-

Oh my god!

Yes yes yes!

Oh yeah!

-Oh my god! Yes yes yes yes! -Yes, cum for me!

-[groaning] Yes! -Oh fuck! Goddamn.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Wow.

That was amazing.

You have a really pretty moan.

[giggling]

Thanks.

If you ever make audiobooks,

you should consider using my voice.

I might have to take you all over.

Yes, please.

Anytime.

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