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[woman] Just no whiskey.

[Jeremy] No whiskey, same here.

-I can't drink it. I go dark. -Really?

[laughing]

I forgot your name.

Alex.

-Aly. -Damn it!

Argh. So, Aly.

-Mm-hm? -What do you do?

I'm an influencer.

Oh, okay.

-Yeah. -That's pretty cool, huh.

What does that mean?

I work with brands, and I present them on Instagram.

What do you influence? Hey, can you get me a knife?

Well, fashion, mostly, and lifestyle.

Just did a whole campaign with candles, so that was pretty cool.

-Do you have a business card? -Is that so bad? No.

-Would it say "influencer"? -Business card?

Why would I carry a business card?

If someone asks how to contact me, I'll give them my handle.

-Oh. -Gets them following, right?

Damn, you just like live on the Instagram.

I don't live on Instagram.

But like, that's your work,

because you're there all the time.

Could you just excuse me for like a second, is that cool?

-Yes, absolutely, sorry. -Enjoy.

[softly] What the fuck is wrong with you?

-What? -What is this?

You never drink like this. What's going on with you?

-I'm fine. -Do you need to talk?

I don't want to fucking go, man, I'm only going because you made me go.

Hey, this is a nice girl, okay? I haven't had a date in a really long time.

-We would never-- -Don't fuck this up for me.

We wouldn't be in this position--

[whispering quickly back and forth]

She's coming, she's coming.

All right, that is our Lyft, so.

-Wait, where are we going? -Oh, yeah. Jeremy?

It's, um, it's an engagement party that we're going to.

Who's the engagement party for, Jeremy?

-For his ex-girlfriend. -Whoo!

-And it's actually at my future ex-wife's house. -Fuck yeah!

-Welcome to our world. -Yeah.

-Really? -I wasn't gonna-- -Oh, yeah.

You excited?

I mean, yeah.

Really?

Yeah. That sounds great.

-I wasn't expecting that. -You're okay with that?

-I'm fine with that. -Wow.

I feel like so many parties are so boring.

That is... that's... that's new.

She's fucking cool, man.

-See, I told you. -Thank you.

-It's gonna be fun. -Wow.

We're gonna have a good time tonight.

-Exactly. -Let's fucking go.

-Uber's like a minute away. -Let's fucking go.

Okay, yeah, let's go!

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoo, Aly, let's do this.

[happy chatter]

Very cool. No, you gotta send me that one. What is that app?

-This is a great party. -[Jeremy] Some brut. Some brut. Brut.

What's the percentage in brut?

Why is everyone standing?

[glasses clink]

[Oliver] Um, hello.

Um, well, first of all I just want to thank everyone for coming.

Um, we know that a lot of you have traveled quite far to be here,

so we really do appreciate you taking the time to come and celebrate with us.

Thank you so much.

It's really wonderful to see so many friendly faces.

Um, Mark, hello.

And the rest of you I don't really know yet, but I hope to.

Um... [speaking French]

What?

Um, so the way that we actually met was

on a plane on the way to Bulgaria

to shoot Ruins of love.

And I was sitting there, and next minute,

this gorgeous man was sitting next to me.

I accidentally spilt something towards his--

Well, you spilt most of the things, actually,

on my clean white pants.

And-- and made an effort to try and clean them up, so...

That you did. That you did, actually.

TMI!

I'm sorry, come?

-I'm sorry. -Sorry.

Sorry, yeah.

You know they say that no man or woman is complete without the other.

Um, I won't speak on behalf of Belle,

but I certainly feel very complete tonight.

Sorry, um...

I lost my dear mom, uh, a few years ago.

-They say that death... -[whispers] Jax.

is not the greatest loss.

The greatest loss is in fact

the part of you that dies while you're still living.

Look, this isn't to say that I'm not incredibly fortunate,

I'm a lucky boy, but it wasn't until I met you

that I felt that part of me come back to life.

And I love you so much for it.

Uh, before I forget.

Andy, thank you so much for all of this.

You are an epic maid of honor.

-Thank you. -Thank you, Andy. Andrea, should call you--

Call me Andy.

-Well, you can call me Ollie. -I'd love to.

Actually, no, do call me Oliver. I prefer that.

[laughs] Whatever you'd like.

-Um, all right. Uh, cheers. -That was beautiful.

Thank you all again, and we'll see you at the wedding.

Wait, wait, wait, I got something, a little surprise for you guys.

[pop] Oh!

Should we kick them out?

All right, cheers.

Opa!

[man] Who's--who's that guy?

[clears throat]

Ah, anybody else chug?

Chug? No? Come on. Chug it.

Photo fantastic...

Look at you guys, enjoying the party?

Master Luke! Master Luke!

-C3P0. Right? -Yes! Thank you.

-Yes, Star Wars. -You can't see, I'm giving you a high five.

-Hi. -Hey!

-Hi. -What's up, man?

You know Michael, Seth, Jeremy and...

-Aly. -How are you, pleasure to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -You look lovely.

-So do you. -The house looks really nice.

-Thank you. -It looks really good.

Almost didn't recognize you without the gear on.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. -Cheers, mate.

You guys have met, of course, of course.

I believe in the studio.

My mom is a huge fan of your show.

That's so funny 'cause my nephew watches your show,

'cause you're on the Disney show still, right?

I'm not an actor.

Oh.

She's on Instagram.

-Oh, Instagram. -Influencer.

How old are you? You're just so youthful.

-Thanks. -You don't have to answer that.

-I'm just jealous. -It's a compliment, no?

It's so good to have you.

I just figured you would be here with your new costar

and boyfriend, Jason Statham, so.

What the fuck did you just say?

-What? -I'm sorry?

I didn't say-- I said Jason Statham, it's a compliment.

-Are you fucking with me? -No, no.

-It's a compliment. -Oh, is it?

Yeah, he's, he's awesome.

-Right. -I wish looked like Jason Statham.

-Me too. -He's just being an idiot.

That's a Statham move, right there.

-I'll see you in a bit. -I actually didn't mean to make him that mad, I thought...

-This right here? -So rude.

This is the Eternal reunion everyone's been talking about.

-It's great, isn't it? -Eternal reunion?

Honestly, you guys, you've gotta get over it.

Jeremy, like, the show ended five years ago.

-It's over. -Why are you addressing me?

Because you're the one tweeting about it.

I was just talking to my fans on Twitter.

No, but you tagged me and Seth and a bunch of other cast and crew members.

-Yeah, you're both on the show. -No, no, no, because now we're all involved in it.

And, understandably, I'm in on a contract on another show,

so I can't actually do it.

Reunions are in right now, okay?

Gilmore Girls did one.

Felicity just did a panel.

Um, there's a lot of them, they happen.

I want to keep moving forward. That's how life goes, Jeremy.

We move forward. Forward. Not back.

You lost me.

You lost me, mate, long, long, long, long time ago.

[sniffs]

Like real depth to her. Like she had depth in a sense

like she wanted to make an impact on this world

-like, whoo, you all right? -Yeah.

Let me see. Ah you're good, you're beautiful.

She was right, she was perfect for me. She was the one.

She was somebody that was outside of the industry.

Outside, like something different. Have you ever, like, you know,

dated somebody outside the industry?

Aly, uh, Aly Martinez? Is that right?

-That's fake. -Oh.

How old are you?

Oh shit, oh shit.

Ah... TMI.

Uh, what is...

You guys are inspiring.

Are you doing coke at my engagement party?

-Would you like some? -Congratulations.

-Thank you. -No, no, no. Sorry, what is this, how old are you?

Are you 20 years old?

No, but she is.

Right, cool, um, my show runner is here.

What if she'd walked in?

-How does that make me look? -Does she like cocaine?

-Seth. -What are you doing?

-It's a party. -Grow up!

Terribly irresponsible, Seth. This is not appropriate.

Come on, don't act like you've never done cocaine before.

We used to do cocaine all the time.

No, I'm done.

-You're such a sadist. -I'm a what?

Sadist. You know, any time that like,

I'm not doing well, you're comfortable being around me...

-Seth! -but whenever I'm having a good time,

you just wanna come in here and fucking squash it like a fucking line of cocaine.

-That is so fucking untrue. -Then snort it up.

All I ever wanted was the best for you, okay?

-Darling, don't point, it's rude. -Okay, okay, okay.

No, you know what, you know what, you know what, uh-uh. Stop!

I want you to take your shit and get out.

I'm done. I've tried with you.

I tried.

Oh.

Oliver!

Shit.

Darling, yes, I'm coming.

I like him.

Hey. You okay?

You caught me. Yes, I'm okay. Um, are you okay?

-Oh yes. -I'm, I'm so sorry.

-I'm so embarrassed. -It's okay.

Jeremy is just going through some stuff right now.

-And... -Yeah.

I've told him so many times that you and I,

we're just friends. I didn't, please,

just kind of forget that that all happened.

Yeah, the thing is, um...

he's not exactly wrong.

-Oh. -Yeah.

-Okay. -Look, I'm, I don't mean to, I'm not...

-This is-- -Whoo. How do I get out of this?

-You don't need to, it's fine. -All right.

What I mean is, I just, uh,

-You're wonderful. You're wonderful. -[chuckles] Am I?

You're amazing, you're fun, you laugh.

-We have a good time. -I love hanging out with you.

I love hanging out with you.

Can we please keep hanging out?

-'Cause I kinda like need that right now. -Please.

Absolutely.

This is not weird. Doesn't have to be.

Not at all.

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.

But just, I want you to think about something.

Okay.

What you, Seth and Jeremy have is very special.

You guys shared something that only the three of you will understand.

It was unique and it's yours, so hang on to that.

I was in the same situation,

and unfortunately I didn't hang on to that,

and I lost a lot of friends, and I wish I hadn't.

Well, I've never, um, I've never thought of it like that.

That's, thank you.

You're welcome. Hey, come here.

Come here.

You're gonna be okay.

Thanks.

-Okay? -Yeah.

All right. Uh... I'm gonna go.

-How do I, is it? -You don't have to go.

-You can go that way or that way. -Right.

Yeah, whoo. This is why I don't smoke weed.

I've told you to stop.

Yeah, it's, uh, okay.

-Bye. Bye. -Bye bye.

-Oh, you got that job? -Yeah, I got the job.

It is kind of a long story, so I was doing this three-picture deal, right,

-And Denzel's lawyers kind of got into the way. -Denzel. Washington.

Yeah, yeah, right.

So the timing worked out for the film and everything, and I was able to do it.

-Yeah, it ended up great. -Yeah, it's awesome.

Slipped it right in there, huh? That's fantastic.

Yeah, she's got actually, she's got a thing tomorrow.

He's gonna look for a project, you know.

-Oh, you don't have to. -No, no, no, it's perfect for you.

-I can't do it, you know. -Oh.

And we always end up with the same...

Yeah, there's a thing, there's an opening.

We might actually have to have you audition this time, though.

Yeah, you know what? I'm really sorry, I just--

I came with them.

so I gotta just-- I'm gonna see where they're going.

I'll probably be right back, so I'll just, I'll be right back.

Okay. Well, I'm going to drink this.

Yeah let's chug these and...

Hey. Where we going, where we going?

We're going to a club.

All right, cool. I'll sit bitch.

Oh no, no, no. You're not going to a club.

-What do you mean? -You stay right here with this good club up in here.

This reject chess match that's happening, all right?

I'm not staying up there--

No, no. Dude, you brought me here.

You brought me to this bullshit, so you stay here and just stew in it for a little while.

-Are you serious right now? -Because I'm not, I'm done, dude.

You know what happened in there? I just got yelled at by my ex-girlfriend

standing in front of her fiancé.

Why? Because you fucking dragged me here.

All this manipulative bullshit that's been going on,

everything, it's like you brought some sort of fucking disease over to my house.

All right? Ever since you've been living with me, my fucking life is falling apart.

It's in the fucking gutter. Whatever fucking things happened in your house,

-over there, however you fucked up her life... -Come on, man, are you serious?

...you're fucking up mine now.

Maybe Andrea's right.

Maybe we all need to take a good long look in the mirror

and figure out how to actually grow up.

And move on. I'm really drunk right now, and I'm going to go to this club

with this fucking girl I've never met before.

But you know what? That actually sounds interesting

'cause she is so far removed from everything

that is happening in that fucking shitshow.

And so I'm going to do that, and you just go back to that club,

whatever the fuck kind of club that is.

But it's fucked up, and I don't want to be a part of it anymore.

Fuck! See!

-I was going to say something. -This is what I'm fucking talking about.

-I'll just call us another one, man. -No, don't call me another Uber.

Just go back inside. I can't be around you anymore. I'm done.

I'm done.

Just leave me alone. All right?

Go.

All right.

[horn honking]

[groans]

[groans]

[soulful vocals play]

Ah, fuck!

[soulful vocals continue]

Dear Seth, this is your friend, Jeremy.

I don't know how much you remember from last night.

You said some things that hurt me, but that I now recognize to be true.

I wanted to say I'm sorry for causing you anything but happiness in your life.

I also wanted to say thank you for the hospitality

and friendship you've shown me in these trying times.

You'll find that I've moved out of your room.

Please, don't take this to mean that I'm upset with you.

I simply think it's time for me to get out of your way

so that we may preserve whatever remains of our unique

and some may say iconic friendship.

I wish you all the best in your return to the stage.

I know you'll give a wonderful, rousing performance.

Just looking out for you, friend.

If you ever need anything, I'm just a phone call away.

I hope it's not weird for me to say it, but we've never said it before,

so just in case I never get another chance,

you're the best friend I ever had, Seth Stewart.

I mean that.

Regards, Jeremy Davis.

[soulful vocals playing]

[all doing vocal warm-up]

-Yeah, back there. -Staccato.

I don't know, I don't know. I mean, what if it sucks?

What if nobody comes, what if all of it is a total shitshow?

What if they all screw up?

Staccato. [vocalizing]

Bitsiccato. [vocalizing]

-Red leather yellow leather. -[video game noises]

How you doing, sport?

-I'm doing good. -You got this, man.

-Appreciate it. -Yeah, all right. Let's kick them in the dick.

I don't know what to say, guys.

Three minutes to the biggest performance of your professional lives.

Now, either we heal as a cast, or we're going to crumble.

Line by line, scene by scene

until that curtain goes down.

Pierre. I want you to do the pre-show announcement, okay?

You're not, you're not on drugs are you?

I'm tripping on mushrooms.

But I masturbated and vomited. I'm good. I'm good.

Okay. Great. Great. Now, look.

Lines. All right?

You're probably going to drop a line. It's normal. This is for everybody.

Okay? I'm just telling this to everybody.

If you're a little scared because of a complete lack of experience

having never been on stage, just use it.

Channel that fear into your performance.

Everybody, everybody gets stage fright, this is for everybody.

Uh, you'll be fine.

If you have to vomit because you're scared,

again, from lack of experience or this being the first time

you're going on stage ever doing a play in front of people,

that fear of overwhelming failure at any moment,

maybe walking out stage and suddenly being hit with a sledgehammer of truth

and realization that, oh my God, I made a terrible mistake,

I can't believe I agreed to do this,

I'm completely unqualified, what am I doing here?

It's totally normal. There are buckets on either side of the stage,

as stipulated by the union, for you to use to throw up in.

And it's, this is for everybody. I'm just, just letting you know.

Right, anyway, let's condense.

Let's get out there on the ice.

Fuck you, Pierre.

Ahh!

Hey, Seth, can I talk to you for a second?

You know, I know this whole process has been very frightening

and difficult for you, but I just want to let you know before the show

that it's been a great experiment, a great experiment--

Let me just stop you right there, Phil.

I got a little pep talk for you, all right?

Tell you how tonight's gonna go.

I'm gonna go out there,

and I'm going to give it everything I got.

And you know what's going to happen?

A miracle. Yeah.

Your marginal-ass words are gonna be great.

All right? And all you need to do, Phil,

is stay the fuck out of my way.

Okay? All right.

Take off the hat, you look ridiculous.

[drunkenly] Fuck you! America was great.

Make America America again.

Put that on your fucking red hat.

You like to play games? There's your fucking games!

My home! My beautiful home!

There's no fucking man here?

Do you see one?

Even the devil has a better table.

Restitution's impossible.

I'm no fucking man.

[applause]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Uh, yeah, great work. Yeah, you too.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Seth. You remember Elizabeth Mitchell, from the audition?

-Oh, yes. -Rock and Lion Casting.

I have been trying to cast this role for the past week, and I...

do you have all your teeth, can you go like this?

Oh, he's got all of this teeth. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, I do. We can get rid of them.

It's about a hockey player, so...

-Did you play hockey? -I played roller hockey.

-It's a guest star. -Possibly reoccurring.

Possibly reoccurring.

In this show for Amazon.

You have this really great dichotomy inside of you.

And so, when I see you on stage

throwing that game board down

and saying, "This is your game, motherfucker,"

or whatever came out of your mouth, it's that in this character.

So, prep the sides, don't be nervous, a lot of people will be there, okay?

-No, I'm ready to go. -This is for you. I don't drink 'cause I do yoga.

-Okay, I'll see you later. -I saved your party ticket.

-Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you.

[both] Guest star, possibly reoccurring!

Dude, I'm proud of you. That's awesome. And you did a great job.

I hate to say I told you so.

-You're right. -Did it pay off in the long run?

You were right. Yeah. That's, that's what you do.

-Make decisions for me. -That's right.

Well, let's get a drink, let's celebrate.

No, I'm gonna head home, man.

Oh, yeah. I just want to say, I'm really proud of you.

-You did a great job. -Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

How good was that?

That was really good.

Sit down.

He was incredible.

-I cried. Yes. -You did?

I-I almost cried.

It was like this whole other side of Seth

-that was just unleashed. -So proud of him.

Yeah. You look really good.

Believe it or not, I had this suit the entire time.

-You're joking. -Pretty sure you bought it for me, actually.

Yes, I did.

You look amazing, but, you know,

you always looked amazing, so...

Mm. Definitely not, yeah, thank you.

How is, um, how is Izzy doing after the engagement party?

How are you doing?

I was so not okay that night.

I'm sorry, I had a lot to drink. I didn't--

No, we were hammered. Seth was fucking obliterated.

That was a disaster.

Just remember there was confetti everywhere. That's all I...

I don't know where he got those fucking things.

I don't even really remember if I was an asshole.

I, um, I would have been an ass, so I--

We were all assholes. Definitely.

We are all assholes.

Right. Pretty consistently assholes.

-Yeah. -Speaking of assholes,

-Um... -Tell me.

I feel like I've been an asshole lately, um,

I feel like I've said a lot of things,

but I haven't said the things I actually want to say.

-You know? -Okay.

Uh...

I love you.

You're the most incredible person I've ever met.

If I had it all to take back, I would.

I would take it all back.

[laughs]

[sighs] But I can't.

And so the only thing that I want is for you to be

as happy as you can possibly be.

I just want you to be happy.

Even if that means that I have to go away for good,

if that means that I just have to completely leave you alone,

I, I will do that.

That wouldn't make me happy.

That wouldn't make me happy at all, if you went away for good.

You know I love you too, right? I love you.

I'll always love you.

I'll always love you.

It's gonna be all right. [clears throat]

-Well, thank you for saying that. -Yeah.

I just want us to be how we were, you know.

-I'm just-- -Yeah we can't be like this anymore.

-No. Mm-mm. -We can't do this. It'll be better.

And we still got that knucklehead, right?

Yeah, I need to go and see him and hug him

a million times before I'm going to take off, but um,

Thank you for saying all that.

You look really good.

All right. See you soon.

See you.

[music playing]

-Best part, you ready? -Yeah.

You want to play your games?

Here's your fucking game!

That's it. That's it, right there.

-You had the look in your eye. -I'm not an actor.

Yeah, you were so intense, I believed it.

-Okay good. -I didn't know you had it in you.

-Oh, thank you, I think? -Yeah.

You're welcome. No, you did great.

[both] So...

I think, um, I think I owe you an apology.

For the other day.

I, uh, I lashed out a little bit, and I'm sorry for that.

I just feel like I kind of built us up in my mind.

And I wasn't really communicating to you exactly what I was thinking, um,

I'm just kind of reacting.

You know, I really like you, and I thought we had a good time,

and, and I was hoping we could do that again,

not being emotionally reckless.

-So, it was a lesson learned. -Thank you.

-Communication is key. -It is very important.

-Um... -But I appreciate that, thank you.

But, yeah, I'm sorry for the other day.

It's fine, we all have our moments.

Seth, Seth, Seth.

-You blew it wide open, man. -Thanks, Phil.

Phil the director, this is Sarah. Sarah, Phil.

-Oh, hi. -Is this your girlfriend?

-Oh, no, no, not my girlfriend. -What? Why not, that's crazy.

You have incredible chemistry, I was listening to your whole conversation.

-You did such a good job. I'm so proud of you. -Phil, I, uh,

you want to give us a minute to chat here.

-I'm so proud of you. -We'll see you...

-a little, uh. -Hey, I'm so proud of you, man.

-Nice to meet you. -I'll, I'll leave.

Yeah.

Ah, did you guys see Peter Sarsgaard's here?

-Uh, he's not, he's not really here. -I don't think so.

-Thanks Phil. We'll see you tomorrow, Phil. -Peter!

What just happened?

-That is the Philip Van Gilmore. -Wow.

-Sorry about that. -It's okay.

I, um, I actually want to say I'm sorry too.

-Wait, for-- -Um, no, no, I had a part in this.

I put you in a box with all the other actors and that wasn't--

it just wasn't fair to minimize what you do,

and I don't know, I think I was just

projecting my frustrations onto you the other day and

you really didn't deserve that. So, I'm sorry.

-I appreciate you saying that. Thank you. -Yeah.

-And thank you for coming. -Of course, I wouldn't miss this.

What are you doing here? How did you even find out about this?

Jeremy DM'ed me.

-Jeremy sent you a DM? -Yeah, yeah.

-You haven't seen him? -What did he DM you?

Oh, gosh, I don't know if you're gonna like this.

Oh, my God.

You're so cute.

That's me in 7th grade.

Yeah, this is your revival.

It's so cute.

-Jeremy, huh? -Yeah.

-Excuse me, I'll be right back. -Sure.

All right.

-Let's do what we do best. -Here we go.

Ah.

-That was a fucking double, wasn't it? -Yeah.

How you doing, man?

Well, my buddy's DM'ing my girl,

so I don't know how I'm feeling.

Is that a problem?

I thought maybe you should explain yourself a little bit.

Did she show you the dick pic?

That little boy that you sent to her?

It was cold. I didn't think you'd mind.

I was trying to reel her in for you, man.

That's well played.

How you doing otherwise, man?

You find a place to stay, or...?

Yeah, I'm just staying, uh, I'm staying with a friend.

Airbnb. Friend's Airbnb.

Just for, you know, just until I find a spot.

Hey, well, look, if you need a place to--

Don't be silly. You can come back.

-Oh. -Yeah, yeah.

You know what? There was a casting director here tonight

that was actually pretty interested

and is going to bring me in tomorrow for a guest star.

That's, that's fantastic, what's the show?

All right.

Maybe I'll see you at the next audition.

Oh, yeah, are you auditioning now?

Yeah, it's, it's definitely happening.

-Have you gone in? -Yeah, I went in, uh, yesterday.

-And? -I, uh, well, I was really nervous.

-Of course. -You know how my stomach gets when I'm nervous.

-So I sharted a little bit. -Just a rite of passage.

It was fine, though. I had all my clothes and my belongings in my car

so I just, I just switched it right out.

-Changed that underwear. -And, uh, yeah. Bombed it.

But it felt good. It felt good to bomb.

That sweet, sweet rejection.

It felt like something,

and I haven't felt anything in a long time, so.

What do you think about doing a little character research right now?

Um, I've got an audition coming up for a junkie, and, um,

-was gonna... -You need character research for a junkie?

We should run the scene together in a bathroom stall.

You have fucking cocaine on you right now?

-Here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. -It's right here.

Don't bring that out right here. No, no, no.

No, look, I got four more weeks of this play, you know,

and I'm gonna book, I got that guest star, right?

That's gonna be reoccurring.

So I got a lot of work ahead of me right now,

I gotta keep the focus on that.

He pulls the work card.

Yeah, sorry, buddy.

Yeah, all right, I'm gonna do some blow. Um...

You should get back in the game, okay? Don't let her slip away again.

-I'll see you in a bit. -All right.

Can I get two rosés, please?

-[knocks] -Seth. I knew you'd come around, buddy.

-Hey, man. Sorry, I just, I heard your keys... -Oh, it's okay.

and you know, was just wondering if you could...

Uh...

You know, I just gotta...

Oh, um...

Sorry, I've had a rough night, and my girl's doing all these guys.

-Oh. -Just annoying.

Yeah, that is, that is annoying, yeah.

Totally. Sorry, man. Yeah, well, of course, dude.

Let's turn your night around, huh?

You're from Eternal, right?

My girl used to watch it every day in college.

We love your show, you're amazing. I've never seen it, but you're amazing.

Oh, well, you should check it out, man. It's very binge-able.

-Oh, yeah. -And if anyone asks where you got this,

you just tell them Damian gave it to you.

Oh, yeah, the other dude, right? We're gonna celebrate with him too, right?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Uh, let me get you a little more, actually.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. Bon appetit.

LAPD. You're under arrest.

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