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You are a pebble in the stream.
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Allow the water
to shape your surface.
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You are a reed in the wind.
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Bend so that you do not break.
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You are the wind in the trees.
Oh, fuck!
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Easton?
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Diana!
Is Easton in here?
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No!
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Well, he knows we have to be
at the soup kitchen!
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OK, bye.
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Where the hell is Easton?
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I love that you still pretend
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you're actually exercising.
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I do exercise.
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You just happen to be
along my jogging route.
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"Jogging route." Cute.
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You know, Easton,
I miss you in your whites.
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There's something so attractive
about a man in uniform, you know?
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It's that confident projection of,
"I have a job."
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Not this again.
Come on.
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Don't you think it's time
you pulled yourself up
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by your bootstraps
and got back to doing what you love?
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Can you just stop?
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Sorry, I just think,
sometimes, it takes a friend
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to call out the bullshit.
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So, we ARE friends.
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Options for today.
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A - we can do it in the cellar door
in the making
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or B - we could replay
love in the vines.
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Can't we ever just go to your house?
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I think tradesmen should use
the trades entrance, don't you?
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Well, you just said
I was your friend.
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I think the cellar door option.
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I've got a new sofa.
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You're better than this.
Don't listen to your penis.
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Don't listen to your…
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It's Danish.
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You're pathetic.
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Easton!
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Easton!
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Oh! Oh! Look at this from Aunty Lyn.
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Is it right opening presents
when we didn't actually get married?
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"Congratulations.
Sorry about the spelling.
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"It was too late to change.
Love, Lyn."
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"Dennis."
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Hello, Dennis.
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Oh, and you better dig out
your dancing shoes
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'cause we've got another
wedding present we have to use.
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Oh, Brett,
you know I don't like surprises.
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Well, that's why
I'm telling you now…Dennis.
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Easton!
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Oh! An electric fly-swatting
tennis racquet.
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Yes!
Easton!
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OK, so I was thinking
we'll reschedule for the 17th,
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just before Diana goes back.
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Reschedule the wedding?
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You're doing what?
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And there'll be no alcohol
and we'll enforce a no-gun policy.
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Oh, jeez, Mum! Rub it in. God!
Has anyone seen Easton?
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I can't find the douche-nozzle
anywhere.
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Or we could just use
a registry office.
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Well, the whole point
of getting married
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was to publicly celebrate.
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Or live stream.
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I WAS publicly celebrating,
up until, you know, the incident.
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I just want our family
to do one thing properly.
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Just for once!
Is that too much to ask?
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I am doing right
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'cause I am repaying my debts
to society.
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Oh. Oh, to society.
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Well, what about to me?
What about to us?
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Well, Mum, you sort of did force me
to flee the country
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after lying about
my grandmother's death
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my entire life, so I think
we're pretty even-stevens.
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You Wests, you don't give an inch.
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I am right, though.
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Maybe you should go to work
and have a little bit of a ponder,
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and I'll take your mother dancing,
and maybe - just maybe -
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you can meet
in the middle somewhere, eh?
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Fine. I'm going to go
and find Easton.
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He went out jogging.
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He goes jogging?
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Yeah, through Margot's vines.
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Ew.
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It was Dennis.
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Have a little bit of self-respect.
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You are a reed in the wind.
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I'm a reed in the wind.
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Bend so that you do not snap.
Bend so that you do not snap.
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Jesus! You lunatic!
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Get in the car now.
Why?
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Why? Because, Easton…
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..if you deliberately sabotage
our community service
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and I don't get back to London
for my restaurant opening,
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I will haunt you.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
I will be everywhere.
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I'll be in your house, in your face.
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I'll be loud and young
and effer-flippin'-vescent.
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I will make your life
a pastel-coloured hell.
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It doesn't start for another hour.
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Fine, but I meant what I said.
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Yeah, I brought your shit.
You're welcome.
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What's this?
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If you must know,
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Harry's hired Viggo Jansenn
as exec chef,
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so I need to get a menu to him asap,
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which means I need to invent
a new dish, like, yesterday.
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You and Viggo Jansenn? Odd mix.
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No, WE were an odd mix.
He is a genius.
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No, he's not.
He's just…Danish.
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What is this wankery?
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None of this looks anything like
what you do.
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You know this whole
Nordic minimalism bollocks
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will be over next week?
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Yeah, that's what you said about
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gourmet burgers
and the Me Too movement.
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I haven't abandoned
the restaurant, Viggo.
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We're just held up here
for a week or two.
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It's a long time.
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I can still be across everything
off-site.
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I just did a medical consult
for a scalding burn, all online.
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I don't care
if you burned you face off.
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We need you here.
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Your empathy is overwhelming.
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This is ridiculous.
We need the dessert menu, Harold.
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How am I supposed
to finalise the menu
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if Diana hasn't told me
what she's making?
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Diana's actually preparing
the menu now.
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Actually, it looks really exciting.
It better not be another vagina.
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No, no, no. No chocolate vaginas.
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She is thinking of gender-swapping
to a penis pie, though, actually.
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Harold, you promised me no genitals.
Mate, I'm joking. I'm joking.
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Her menu will complement yours,
alright? I promise.
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Your father is not going
to be happy.
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Get me the menu, Harold.
I need it now.
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We will get it to you. I promise.
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This is ridiculous.
I've got to go, Viggo.
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I don't want to see you thinking.
Just moving.
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I can tell when you're thinking.
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Like the great poet said,
the hips don't lie.
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Yes, but I can't move my hips
unless I think about it.
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I think he's trying
that clear-your-mind Yoda thing.
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Oh, OK, I'll try.
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No, or try not. Do or do not.
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Left, right.
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Yeah, left… Yeah.
Left, right, left, right.
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Left, right.
Do I go right and you go…?
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Try.
Left, right, left right.
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Left, right, left…
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Oh, I'm terrible at this!
No, no, no, no, no.
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Babe, it's OK. Let's just have fun.
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Let's have some fun.
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Yeah, but doing things properly
is how I have fun.
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One more try. One more try.
OK.
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Left, left… I know. I know.
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Brett, why don't you partner
with Jeremiah over there?
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What?
Jeremiah - that one there.
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OK, Denise…
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Excuse me?
Yes?
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Um, my name is Brett.
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Alberto just asked me
to come partner.
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Alright, Brett,
I'm not here to fuck spiders.
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I've got beginners' regionals
next week.
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Can you merengue?
Oh, just a bit. I…
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Foxtrot?
No.
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Rumba?
No.
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Ballroom?
This…this is my first lesson.
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Jesus Christ!
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That's my part…
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And…
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That's… Ooh, that's tight.
Then loosen up.
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OK, Denise, let's stop you
from looking like a baby giraffe
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walking on a lake of jelly, OK?
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The hips don't lie, remember.
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Move those hips.
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Excuse me.
I can see you're a big wheel.
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I could tell by your fancy shorts.
Diana tells me you won't cook.
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I refuse to cook for a world
that rewards talent with emojis.
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I am a pebble in the stream.
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Right.
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Well, if it's meaning
you're looking for,
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is there a better one
than cooking for hungry people
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who can't feed themselves?
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I mean, that fella fed 5,000
on that idea.
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We've only got to feed 30.
And who are you exactly?
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I'm Terry.
I help out in the kitchen.
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I'm a big fan.
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It's going to be fantastic
working with you, Chef…
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..though I probably can't
call you that now.
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Well, you can if you want.
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Well, not if you're not a chef,
I can't.
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I mean, I'd like
to be called Wing Commander,
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but I don't fly a plane.
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Look, you just cook
and I'll do the rest.
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OK, perfect.
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You can start
by emptying all the bins,
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and once you've done that,
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you can set up
the dining-room chairs,
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and then get onto the dishes.
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Lovely fella.
Oh, yeah.
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So, we're making soup and what else?
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What I'm going to do is,
like, a take
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on the mission's
apple crumble, right?
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But with, like, a Nordic twist.
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So, maybe if you want to get started
on prepping the apples?
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Right, OK.
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Carpe diem curry.
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Carp?
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Yeah, they have a bad rep
as a pest species,
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but they're good
if you clean them right.
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Interesting.
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So, I've managed to push
that party of 12 back to 7:30.
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Mm-hm.
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And I'd like a 500% pay rise
because, without me,
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this entire shit show
would collapse.
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OK, sure.
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He's trying my new dish.
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Oh, no.
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Get down. Get down.
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Holy shit!
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Harry Sarraf, you whingeing Pom!
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Mate! Oh, Benny Zhao,
you piece of shit!
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It's been a while, mate.
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So, why are we hiding?
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Heard you were in town.
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So, you came to check out
my new digs, huh?
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Hey, how's your dad?
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Hey, Nayani, Kwame.
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Ah, I heard you met my crew as well.
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But wait - I bet Diana told you
all about them, right?
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Diana told me a lot about Nayani,
but nothing about Kwame, weirdly.
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Ouch! How could she leave you out?
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Well, Kwame mentioned at the wedding
that I should drop in
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if I was ever at a loose end.
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That's nice of him.
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He's just made me a dish.
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You can help me decide
if it makes the menu.
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Ah, lovely.
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Cool. Cool.
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I guess I'll just make another one.
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Where is the lovely lady friend?
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Ah, she and Easton are volunteering
at a soup kitchen.
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Community service.
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I heard about this too.
Easton shot the celebrant.
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Cockatoo.
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I think I know the answer to this,
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but I do these charity events
at a soup kitchen.
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Which one are they at?
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Northside Mission.
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Small world.
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00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,480
Are you going to start
the soup soon?
252
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,720
We've got people who rely on us
to feed them.
253
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,720
Yeah, yeah.
254
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,880
It's just that
Viggo doesn't like sweet desserts
255
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,880
and everything I do
comes with a diabetes warning.
256
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,000
Which one did you go for?
257
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,240
Single dew drop on a thorny leaf
served in a pond of pixie jizz?
258
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,800
Hobos are going to love that.
259
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,480
Can you please not use
that word again?
260
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,000
'Jizz'?
261
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,560
Oh, you mean… Oh.
262
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,960
I'm just trying
to complement his menu.
263
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,560
No, you're trying to guess
what Viggo wants
264
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,240
as opposed to listening
to your intuition.
265
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,160
I'd recognise
that bickering family anywhere.
266
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,800
Oh, God, no!
267
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,800
That's no way to welcome
an old friend!
268
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,400
What's up, Terry?
269
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,480
Diana, welcome home.
Hey. Thanks. Yeah.
270
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,080
I'm not HOME home, though.
No, I know.
271
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,480
You're opening a restaurant
with Viggo Jansenn.
272
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,720
Harry's at my new joint right now
having lunch.
273
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,000
I haven't seen that kid
274
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,320
since I was apprenticing
for his dad in London.
275
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,480
Harry's there now? Cool.
276
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,400
Hey, Nayani told me what happened.
Hectic.
277
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,240
Guns, dead bird, cops -
sounds like my kind of party!
278
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,480
Ben puts on
a monthly fundraising lunch here.
279
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,560
Yeah. The looks on peoples' faces
280
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:22,080
when they taste something
truly special, it's humbling.
281
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,240
Can we help you with something?
We're kind of in the middle of…
282
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,160
No, no, I just wanted
to be the first to come here
283
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,240
and commiserate with you.
284
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,560
What?
You're throwing in the towel.
285
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,960
I wanted to see the man in action
one last time.
286
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,160
What makes you think I'm retiring?
287
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,960
Well, I have my sources
and, you know,
288
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,080
you look…relaxed.
289
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,080
Hey, I'll get out of here.
290
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,960
Terry, keep an eye
on these crims for us, eh?
291
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,320
What a prick.
292
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,480
And Nayani's got a big mouth.
I know, right?
293
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,960
God, she's like
the fricking WikiLeaks of Uraidla.
294
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,960
This soup kitchen's been running
for over 40 years
295
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,240
and we've never once
not served hot food to the needy.
296
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,320
We need to make soup. Now.
297
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,480
Fuck this!
298
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,160
Really?
299
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,800
Alright, forget him, OK?
300
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:16,400
You start prepping the pumpkins
and I'll…be over in a minute.
301
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,960
Welcome back, Chef.
302
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,960
Shut up.
Yes, Chef.
303
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,320
Well done!
304
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,800
Muy bien, Denise.
305
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,400
Look!
Yeah, da-da-da-da.
306
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,720
You are beyond help.
307
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,320
I'm going to teach you a dance
my dad taught me.
308
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,080
It's called the baby penguin.
309
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,640
I'll lead.
310
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,480
You're still distracted.
I think you have blockage up here.
311
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,640
Why do you want to dance, Denise?
312
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,800
We thought we could do
a wedding dance.
313
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,880
Oh, wedding dance! Beautiful.
314
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,320
Picture this, right?
Close your eyes.
315
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,800
You and Brett on the dance floor
alone at your wedding.
316
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,560
Did you even try?
317
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,640
I am trying.
Yes, but it was disturbing.
318
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,720
Brett and I tried
to get married recently,
319
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,880
but my daughter,
who ran away to London
320
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,400
after we told her that
her grandmother was dead,
321
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,240
but wasn't actually dead,
she shot up our wedding,
322
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,640
and so everyone left
before the ceremony,
323
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,080
and we didn't get married,
and now I blame her.
324
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,560
Oh, don't blame her.
What?
325
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,080
Your daughter shot your mother
at your wedding?
326
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,800
This is ridiculous.
Shh!
327
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,080
Yeah, and I think that
I'm also feeling guilty
328
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,400
because part of me
organised the wedding
329
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,480
to get Diana back to Australia
in the first place.
330
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,000
So, you're not going
to marry for love?
331
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,080
Yes, but, um, I thought
I could kill more birds.
332
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,080
Kill?
Metaphorical birds.
333
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,640
OK, it's happening - loosening up.
334
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,160
Yeah, yeah, I feel like…
That's it.
335
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,480
..I'm unblocking.
That's too much. That's too much.
336
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,320
Less, less, less vigour.
That's not merengue.
337
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,720
That's it, baby. Just have some fun!
338
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,720
See that?
339
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,320
That's my girlfriend.
340
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,320
Whoo-hoo!
341
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,000
You're going to have to fight him.
What?
342
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,400
Kwame?
Hey. What's up?
343
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,080
Mate, that curry?
344
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,400
Proper wow.
345
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,480
I mean, yes! Yes, bloody please!
346
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,240
Thanks. I love that carp.
347
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,640
Such a hated species,
348
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,720
but you can really make people
love it again
349
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,880
if you just treat it right.
350
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,240
You, sir, are an enigma.
Uraidla's best-kept secret.
351
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,480
Oh, there's really no secret.
Well, Diana certainly kept shtum.
352
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,320
I wonder why that is.
353
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,160
I guess you'll have to ask her.
354
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,480
He knows.
He totally knows.
355
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,960
God, I wish
he wasn't such a nice guy.
356
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,080
Jesus! He left a 100 tip.
357
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,960
What a wanker!
358
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,080
OK, we ready for service?
Ready.
359
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,960
You guys start. I'll be ready.
360
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,240
Wait, wait.
Always check for seasoning.
361
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,480
Wow! It's bloody delicious.
362
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,560
You OK?
Fine.
363
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,080
Do you need me to…?
No.
364
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:00,960
You sure?
365
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,560
This is actually
what I do for a living, so…
366
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,960
OK, right. Good, good, good.
367
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,480
Someone said
it tastes like liquid gold.
368
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,320
♪ Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
369
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,240
♪ On Earth as it is in Heaven… ♪
370
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,320
Tastes like liquid gold.
371
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,960
♪ Give us this day our daily bread
372
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
♪ Forgive us our trespasses
373
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,080
♪ As we forgive those
who trespass against us
374
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,080
♪ Forgive us our trespasses
375
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,640
♪ Oh-oh-oh… ♪
376
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:55,480
Liquid gold. Liquid gold.
377
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,800
You alright, mate?
378
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,160
Mm-hm.
379
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,160
Apple crumble.
Wait, is that it?
380
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,560
Yeah, it's…Nordic.
381
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,000
What's that?
It's Nordic.
382
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,400
Can I have another?
383
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,720
Can I have another?
384
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,480
No, listen, old trick of mine -
385
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,000
grab a biscuit
from the coffee station
386
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,240
and whack some jam on it.
387
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,560
The texture's like…phlegm.
388
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,480
There's absolutely no relationship
to who you are as a chef…
389
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,400
..but the flavours
are very interesting.
390
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,320
Interesting's not going
to get these people through
391
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,720
a night on the streets,
though, is it?
392
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,000
No.
393
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,640
It's Nordic.
394
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,960
It went well, then?
395
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Charity is exhausting.
396
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,560
Easton is exhausting.
397
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,720
Life is exhausting.
398
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,960
We really need to get this menu
to Viggo, pronto.
399
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,720
Yeah, nearly there.
400
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,240
Kwame cooked me lunch today.
401
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,320
I heard. How was that?
402
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,400
Why didn't you tell me
that you and Kwame dated?
403
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,080
Diana, can I have a word?
404
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,000
Really, Mum? Right now?
405
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,400
Sorry, I just wanted to say that
406
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,160
I'm really proud of you
407
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,640
and I'm glad that you rebelled
408
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,400
by getting an amazing job
and…and a polite boyfriend
409
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,160
instead of - I don't know -
a face tattoo.
410
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,560
Thanks.
Thanks.
411
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,640
And I'm sorry for…
412
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,880
..everything.
413
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,880
I'm sorry too, Mum.
414
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,080
And…
415
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,320
Just… We'll just… Yeah.
416
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,400
Really good. Yeah, yeah.
417
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,640
I want to come inside…
418
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,320
..your…your house.
419
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,800
He wore his whites.
420
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,400
Yeah, and also,
this belittlement thing,
421
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,320
it was a massive turn-on,
422
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,880
but now it's starting
to wear a bit thin.
423
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,640
Well, the thing is Easton,
424
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,960
my house is
a sacred and private space,
425
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,160
and I'm very particular
about who comes inside.
426
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,320
Yeah, I thought you'd say that,
427
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,080
which is why I'm here
to inform you that, um…
428
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,160
..I'm going on strike.
429
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,240
Don't you need a job for that?
Sex.
430
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,880
A sex strike.
431
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,240
Until you let me into your bedroom,
these sacred privates are off-limits.
432
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,400
Are you sure
your wrists can handle that?
433
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,640
Carpel tunnel -
it's a very serious issue
434
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,160
for the middle-aged man.
435
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,160
I'll hold out longer than you will.
436
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,880
Don't listen to your penis.
437
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,480
Don't listen to your penis.
438
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,800
Shit.
439
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,880
Yes!
440
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,800
So, this Jeremiah is a little bit
too pretentious for my liking.
441
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,080
Yeah, he was 10.
442
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,640
No, no, no, he wasn't 10.
443
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,240
He was 12. He was 12.
444
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,320
He could really merengue, though.
445
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,080
I've always wanted to merengue.
446
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,720
Hello.
Hello. I'm looking for Jim West.
447
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,160
Oh, I'm sorry, Jim passed last year.
448
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,640
Oh, no, no. I know that.
449
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,800
Jim Jr. Jimmy.
450
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,160
Denise, is that you?
451
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,640
Can I ask who's calling?
452
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,160
I'm June - your mother.
453
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,800
Who is it, love?
454
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,400
Wrong house!
455
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,640
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456
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,640
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