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(mellow music)
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(upbeat music)
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- Welcome to Jim's.
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To start, you'll be
enjoying your appetizers
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the way my old Pop's
used to fine dine,
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TV dinner style.
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Rissoles with
sauce, classic mash,
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a cured meat sausage
ciggy and wash it down
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with a glass of Jim's home-brew.
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Then you will experience a
West style family cookout.
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You'll be treated to
friggin' delicious
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red peppercorn crusted
kanga-brew kebabs
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from our very own Chef West.
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Next, tripping on mushrooms
in warrigal-green forest,
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drunk rainbow trout
in Duplass chardy,
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wabbit stew, a personal fav.
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And then the real
reason you're here,
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but don't tell my uncle.
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Dessert.
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First, pop my cherry ripe.
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Followed by my new
creation, six feet under.
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You crack open your
isomalt ball and viola,
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my dead grandparents.
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Now in the words of
Jim West, fuck off
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and get out of my
house you wankers.
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(everyone claps)
- [Man] Bravo, bravo!
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(upbeat music)
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- So what'd you think?
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- Your niece is
quite the talent?
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- Yeah, I know.
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She's a West.
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- And she speaks
quite highly of you.
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I guess she's been working
with a different Easton
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to one I managed
for all those years.
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Your dad seemed
like a character.
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Their just ashes, right?
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- Viv, if you're here to
lure me back to Shanghai
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or Dubai or Brunei or the
fucking palace of Versailles,
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I'm not interested.
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- [Viv] I never
picked you for someone
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who'd be happy to get out, Sean.
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- Actually has done all this.
- Easton has paperwork.
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- Actually Easton, the reason
I'm here is that I'm...
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- [Easton] Who was that?
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- Congratulations.
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They're shutting you down.
- Jesus fuck.
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- They're what?>
- No permits,
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no liquor license,
no wheelchair access,
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human bodies buried outside
a commercial dining area.
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- Mom's grave is empty.
- You are
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the culinary equivalent
to a meth lab.
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No, no, no.
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- Oi!
- Do not.
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- Hey!
- No, seriously do not.
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- Come back here
you gut less gimp.
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Come back here!
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(Easton groans)
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Gimp, here run to mommy.
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Go on.
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Go on!
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Ow.
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Yeah.
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Why do we even need
a wheel chair ramp?
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It's four fucking steps.
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I'll carry them in.
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- I can't believe I
trusted you with this shit.
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- I've listened to you.
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I've supported your wacky ideas.
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- Wacky?
- Which have mostly
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been pretty good but
I haven't stopped you
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from doing anything.
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Corpses, genitals,
anything you want?
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It's a partnership, no?
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- All this for nothing.
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- I promise you I'll
find out who dobbed us in
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and betrayed us.
- You did.
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You betrayed us.
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No one is out to get you.
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From publicity comes scrutiny.
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Are you a moron?
- Yes.
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- You made the mess
Easton and once again,
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we have to clean it up.
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I'll do the paperwork,
you get the tools
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we need to fix the place.
- You aren't doing anything.
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Yeah, I know since
dad died, you become
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self appointed manager but
we are fine on our own.
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- Hey, I offered to look
at your books and you went,
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oh no, no, no, no need.
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So look at us now.
- I just can't believe
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we have to exhume Pop's ashes
and Nan's his whole body.
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Well it's either that or we
move the entire restaurant.
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- Yeah well that's the
least of our worries.
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- The only reason that I
agreed to do this with you
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was to honor Pop's memory.
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You said that you had changed.
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- I'm learning on
the job, right?
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You think when I was
cooking for Noel Gallagher
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I was executive chairman
of council applications?
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No, I people doing that shit.
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- Okay, then we're
asking Viv for help.
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- Viv?
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Viv, no, she can't do this.
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- Well, she managed to
keep your dying career
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going until you threw
the final pig straw.
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- Yeah and plus she's connected.
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And if we're gonna keep a
restaurant alive we need money.
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- No.
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Ow, fuck!
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I must have pulled my groin.
- Good.
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All you have to do is
just sit there and smile
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like a good little boy.
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- Sit where?
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- The thing is critically,
we're killing it
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like we are the talk
of the culinary world.
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- I'm not surprised.
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What you've created
is truly special.
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- Yeah.
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We've also been shut
down, have no money
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and are fucked.
- Jesus Christ.
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- So we were sort of
hoping that you maybe
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had an interest
in backing Jim's.
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- More as a favor to you really.
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I mean, I know things
didn't end well between us
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but this is a good
business opportunity.
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We will be fine regardless.
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- Easton, why do
you think I'm here?
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- Let me see.
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You waited til I was back
on top until you showed up
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so I'm assuming it's because
you want something from.
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- You're right, I do.
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The 25% of your earnings that
you still legally own me.
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It seems you're not quite as
on top as I thought though
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so I guess I'll just
have to keep on waiting.
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- Why you unscrupulous
little leech.
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With you it's always
take, take, take.
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(soft thud)
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Fuck.
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(bangs table) Get some
decent chopsticks, moron.
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(people giggle)
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- Chef West, little
trouble with the sticks ha?
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I can get you a fork
and a high chair.
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Hey, I heard about you
guys getting shut down.
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There's anything
I can do to help-
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- Fuck off Ben.
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- So how's it all
working out for you then?
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I was genuinely impressed
with Jim's, you know.
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It was surprising.
- Yeah,
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the part where the council
guy came and shut us down,
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that was, it was
definitely surprising.
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- Look, I just hate to see
your talents get wasted.
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The time is right for you.
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A female pastry chef with
edge and an attitude.
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You should come to London.
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I could put you
in a top kitchen,
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even get backing
for your own store-
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- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Are you being serious?
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- Well, I'd like to
think that this trip
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wasn't a complete
waste of my time.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
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I hope you still have room.
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- There's always room in
my mouth for you, Chef.
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Viv, this is my lover Kwame.
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Kwame, Viv.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
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- And these hot
crossed bao buns.
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- On the house.
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- They're amazing.
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We're a culinary power couple.
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- Well maybe the power
couple can take over London.
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Bring him along.
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Easton got to go off
and live his life.
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Now it's your turn.
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Trust me.
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I'm saving you from
a sinking ship Diana.
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- You'll never get it out.
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Nan's special sauce got
that umami stank, bra.
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Here.
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Hey, I was being serious before,
about wanting to help out.
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I wanna turn Uraidla into a
shit hot culinary destination.
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I can give you the
capital for a 50% stake.
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You use the cash
to get up to spec.
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We both win.
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- It was you wasn't it?
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Dob us in, shut us
down, buy us out.
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Classic corporate takeover move.
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Fuck!
- Okay.
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I hate to break your heart
but I am not constantly
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dreaming of ways to
over Easton West 24/7.
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You do such a fucking
great job of that yourself.
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I dig Jim's.
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Diana's a talent.
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You're you but I
can get over that.
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Look. I know you can
chef but can you do
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the actual grunt work
needed to run a business?
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It's tough work, man and
you're no spring chicken.
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Look, if you wanna get back
up and running anytime soon,
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I'm your best bet.
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(sniggers) Hey, it
really suits you.
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Hey, can I get a pic?
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I'll put it on the wall
of fame. (chuckles)
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- Yeah, sure.
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Take a picture of this.
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- What the fuck dude!
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(soft thud)
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(upbeat music)
(pee trickles)
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- Did you have a run in
with Ben or something?
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- What?
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Didn't even speak
to a little weasel
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and I'm not even
sure if he was there.
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- Huh?
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Pretty sure I saw
you talking to him.
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- How did you go with Viv?
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That whole ra-ra female
girl passing help at all?
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- No.
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Can you smell piss?
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- Better off without her anyway.
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She's probably the one who
dobbed us into the council.
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- Makes no sense at all.
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Easton, I've got to
tell you something.
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- [Easton] I'm gonna walk home.
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(melancholic music)
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- I can't just pack up and go.
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I have my parents,
my job, my brothers.
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- You're 20, okay.
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You can't live at home forever.
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- Well, it might
be easy for you,
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but for some of us-
- How is it easy for me?
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Are you kidding?
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My mom's do a wreck over Pop.
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Easton's like kind
of gotten better,
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but he still fucked up
the entire business.
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So like-
- So why try
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and make it work when
you can just sell out?
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Hmm?
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- How is taking an amazing
opportunity selling out?
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Please explain.
- There'll be other Viv's
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and you know that?
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- No, I think
you're just worried
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that I'm gonna
become super famous
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in London and hook
up with Harry Styles.
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- If you want Harry Styles,
you should go for Harry Styles!
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- Right, maybe I will go
for Harry Styles then.
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- Then I guess you
don't need me anymore
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since you have Harry Styles.
- I guess not.
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(Diana giggles)
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Oh my God.
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- [Easton] Maybe we can try
it in your bed for once.
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- Why?
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Isn't this more fun?
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(Easton sighs)
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What's wrong?
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Groin?
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- Nah, I've just been thinking.
255
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- Oh.
- Maybe it's just a sign.
256
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,533
I've been in this game
for most of my life.
257
00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:52,867
And I know I've probably
still got plenty in me, but...
258
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,733
- Is it the fact that it's
not the Easton charm anymore
259
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:58,133
getting you down?
260
00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,333
- No, if anything she's
probably better off
261
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,467
without me overshadowing her.
- Oh, you think
262
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,867
you're overshadowing her?
263
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:06,900
- I'm Easton West, yeah.
264
00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:14,600
You ever think
about giving it up?
265
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,100
- No.
266
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,267
- But don't you wanna not
have to worry about anything,
267
00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:24,467
enjoy life?
268
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,200
- I am, this is
what makes me happy.
269
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,367
I'm good at it.
270
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,833
I'm successful.
- Yeah.
271
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,300
Well I'm good and
successful too, but success
272
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,467
isn't everything.
273
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,100
Should I move in?
274
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:41,700
- What?
275
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,367
- I can cook, help
with the vineyards.
276
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:48,867
You we can get a dog, ducks.
(Margot coughs and laughs)
277
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,967
- Stop.
278
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:54,067
Whoever this Easton who's
talking right now he's not real
279
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,100
and he's not gonna
be here for long.
280
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,100
- Well you don't know me.
- I think I do.
281
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,100
You're not my first rodeo cowboy
282
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,067
and the idea of being with
someone with no purpose,
283
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,967
well, that person wouldn't be
very appealing to me sexually.
284
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,200
- Oh, I'm sorry.
285
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,200
God forbid I wouldn't be
appealing to you sexually.
286
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,800
And I have purpose.
287
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,367
I wasn't even being serious.
288
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,300
I was just bouncing
some ideas around.
289
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,800
You know, I'm at the top
of my game for fuck's sake?
290
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,700
Okay, I'm just gonna go.
291
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,067
I've got some work to do.
292
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:33,400
- Yes, she do and not just
on your restaurant.(giggles)
293
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:38,400
Meanwhile, my barrel room
door is always open. (giggles)
294
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:48,900
- [Brett] Planning
on going somewhere?
295
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,400
- No.
296
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,867
- Oh, that's weird because
when people apply for passports
297
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,600
they're usually going somewhere.
298
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,333
- No, it's just in
case for the future,
299
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,600
you know, with Brexit.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,567
Totally makes sense.
301
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,667
I'm assuming it's
the United Kingdom
302
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:05,967
you're running off to then.
303
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,333
(both chuckle)
304
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,267
- No I'm not running
off to the UK.
305
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,067
- 'Cause if you're gonna
Brexit you're home,
306
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,600
you should probably give
your mom the heads up
307
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,433
since she's been trying to
keep that restaurant alive
308
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,267
every night.
309
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,533
- She also doing that for
herself and for Pop you know,
310
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,867
it's not just for me.
- Yeah, yeah.
311
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,400
I'm not trying to
sway you either way.
312
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,300
I'm just saying there's a heap
of knife attacks in London.
313
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,367
- Bretty this is actually an
amazing opportunity for me.
314
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,867
I could have my very own
315
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,400
store-
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
316
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,167
I suck at secrets, especially
when it comes to your mother.
317
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:42,100
Remember when you told me you
smoked a joint for the first,
318
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,633
told me not to tell your mom?
319
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,867
- Yeah.
- I told you mom.
320
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:45,700
- I know.
321
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:51,167
Brett, the restaurant is doomed
and there's so much to do
322
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:54,267
it would be stupid for
me not to consider this.
323
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:59,067
- Yeah, but your mom's done
all the council paperwork BS.
324
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,667
And they're hard
at it right now.
325
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,067
So there's also a
chance it's not doomed
326
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,700
so you should also
consider that.
327
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,700
You should also consider
adding milk to your cereal
328
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,633
'cause that tastes
like fricking cardboard
329
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,933
and there's a good chance
you'll constipate yourself.
330
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:17,767
Have a good one.
331
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,733
(Diana crunches)
332
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,067
- You were right.
333
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,133
We can totally fix
this ourselves.
334
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,200
We don't wanna be
owned by anyone.
335
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,867
- You can't just do
that in call it a ramp.
336
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:37,100
- Yeah, I'm aware
of that Denise.
337
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,100
This is the first
step of a ramp.
338
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,100
- Is that according to the
idiot's guide to ramp building?
339
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,067
- Well, I'm trying to fix this.
340
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,067
You don't have to use that tone.
341
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,167
Why are you being so mean?
342
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,433
- Excuse me?
343
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,700
- So I reckon Pops camp
is probably a good spot.
344
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,933
- What are you doing?
345
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:54,400
- I'm helping by
moving my grandparents
346
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,133
to a nice area away
from the restaurant?
347
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,867
- Oh, we can take care of that.
348
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,567
- I think you probably
gonna need all of us
349
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,267
to move Grandma
June's coffin mom.
350
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,967
And really it's okay.
351
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,300
I can handle it.
352
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,067
- Well, I appreciate that Diana
353
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,167
but Easton and I
can do it together.
354
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,867
Alone.
- Yeah.
355
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,100
Yeah, why don't you go
and grab us all lunch?
356
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,267
- I'm not paying for it.
357
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,367
- Oh, yeah yeah, sure.
358
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:30,300
- Purse is in the car.
- Oh yeah.
359
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,400
Why don't we just tell her?
360
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,967
- Because I don't want her
thinking her entire family
361
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,100
are a bunch of
dysfunctional liars.
362
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,633
- But we are.
363
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,800
- [Denise] Bye.
364
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,533
- [Easton] Surely that'll do.
365
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:52,767
- This is not big enough.
366
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:53,933
- Oh, it doesn't
need to be exact.
367
00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:56,900
Oh Jesus.
368
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,200
- See, it's too short.
369
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:04,800
What the...
370
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,300
- You really loved
that greyhound.
371
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,967
- Oh, just hurry up.
372
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,233
We need to make it look like
we've excavated a coffin
373
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,667
before Diana gets back.
- Well, if you wanna go
374
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,300
full method, mom was
shorter than you.
375
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,667
- Do you think
she's still alive?
376
00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:22,800
- I don't know Denise.
377
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,900
Does it matter?
378
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,267
I guess it means that
you and I are next, hey?
379
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,167
- You'll be first,
fingers crossed.
380
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,100
(Denise chuckles)
- Well, I'm really glad
381
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:38,467
that the idea of my death
fills you with such joy.
382
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:41,667
- You left me with him.
- Oh, here we go again.
383
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:42,767
Yes, I left.
384
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,067
I abandoned you and dad.
385
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,467
I'm an asshole.
- With his body
386
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,300
and he was just laying
there with his eyes open.
387
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,867
And at one point I
heard this (groans).
388
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,100
And then there was this
ant crawling on his face
389
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,900
and I tried to grab
it, but I missed.
390
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:12,167
And so the ant went
inside, in his mouth.
391
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:17,167
You spend a lifetime
with someone and then
at the end of it,
392
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,333
the only image that
comes to your mind
393
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:26,067
when you think of them
is an ant crawling
394
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,800
into the open mouth
of a dead face.
395
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,667
That's it, that's
a beautiful memory.
396
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,533
You know I thought
it was so gross
397
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,667
when you still wanted
to do the restaurant.
398
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:43,400
But then I figured,
(sighs) at least
399
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,167
it kept him alive
in a weird way.
400
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,600
- Yeah, I'll fix it.
401
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,100
I'm fixing it.
- Yeah, you can't.
402
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,400
You can't fix it on your
own and you know it.
403
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,067
I had to cough up
for the funeral.
404
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,400
Why stop now?
405
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,367
- No, no, no, no.
406
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,133
You are not paying for this.
407
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:04,533
- I'm so tired of being the
only adult in this family.
408
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,833
- Oh Denise don't....
409
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,200
That is weird.
410
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,067
Denise.
411
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,400
Denise?
412
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,133
(shovel thuds)
413
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,767
(people murmur)
414
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,567
- Who the hell is this bitch?
415
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,867
(phone rings)
416
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:51,600
Hi, I got your lunch but I may
have accidentally eaten it.
417
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,133
- [Easton] Can you meet
me at Zhao's in five?
418
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,533
- [Diana] Hmm, might
be a bit of a stretch.
419
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,400
Hey, what is happening?
420
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,900
- We need to know that
nothing will change.
421
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,033
We're still in charge.
422
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,533
- Nothing will change.
423
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:07,767
You'll just be better off,
open, legal and owned by me.
424
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:10,700
- Co-owned.
- It will still be Jim's.
425
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,533
Zhao's Jim's.
426
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,967
Just kidding. (chuckles)
427
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,233
That's my boy.
- Yay.
428
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,200
Baby?
- Yeah.
429
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,533
Guess who's joining the fam?
430
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:25,300
Or are you joining our fam?
431
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,167
- It will be one big happy fam
432
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,333
'cause I'm gonna
back these bustards.
433
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,767
- Really?
- Hmm mm.
434
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:33,067
- So have you broken the
news to Viv, or Harry Styles?
435
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,500
- Harry and I will just have
to keep it long distance
436
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,433
for now.
- What's he talking about?
437
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:38,933
- Oh, just Harry Styles,
438
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,400
just some guy.
- No, with Viv.
439
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,833
- I don't know, she was
just talking about me
440
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,000
maybe going to London for a bit.
441
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,933
It's really no big deal.
- Being offered
442
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:47,433
your own store is a
pretty big deal, I think.
443
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,000
- Here we go.
444
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,333
To us, master and apprentice
back together, but reversed,
445
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,133
hey? (chuckles)
446
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,300
Oh relax man.
447
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,500
I'm kidding.
448
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,433
I mean masters plural,
like me and Di.
449
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,700
- Yeah. (chuckles)
450
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,167
- You think you're
better than me do you?
451
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,333
Is that what you think?
452
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,900
- What are you doing?
453
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,700
- Let's see who
the real master is.
454
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,567
(whisk taps)
455
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,167
(upbeat music)
456
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,800
- They're both pretty good.
457
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,500
- Of course they're not
gonna admit mine's better.
458
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,933
- Easton no one cares
that you know how
459
00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:46,600
to make a stupid omelet.
460
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,067
- You do realize that the
only reason Viv asked you
461
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:49,900
was to get back at me.
462
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,267
That's all this is aby.
463
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,267
- Sure.
464
00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:54,633
Whatever makes you feel better.
465
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:56,833
Now, can we let Ben get
back to work, please?
466
00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:01,067
- Poached, fried, scrambled.
467
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,633
(upbeat music)
468
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,433
- Easton for fried.
- Ha!
469
00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:10,200
- Ben for scrambled.
- Oh fuck off fembot.
470
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,767
You're taste buds are scrambled.
471
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:12,767
- Hey, don't talk to my stuff
472
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:13,900
like that.
- Easton,
473
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,267
you're gonna blow this.
- Oh, I thought
474
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,333
you were off to
London anyway love.
475
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,533
- Oh my God.
476
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,900
You are such a
jealous petty loser.
477
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,267
- Hey, why don't you bugger off
478
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,200
and do your little
Princess Diana act.
479
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,433
- That's great.
- You know what,
480
00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:25,700
it'll end up an even
bigger car crash.
481
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,200
- Hmm mm.
- You know if it wasn't
482
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,833
for me, you'd still be pimping
crappy cakes in the gutter.
483
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,667
I made you and if you
weren't young, fat and female
484
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,433
no one would offer you shit.
485
00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:37,800
- I don't like you.
486
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,433
- The real Easton West returns.
487
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,633
Are we done?
488
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,500
- Julienne,
jardiniere, brunoise.
489
00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,067
(upbeat music)
490
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,400
- You need to go and
apologize to her.
491
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,067
- Excuse me?
492
00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:04,300
You're a big, tough guy.
493
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,500
You need to know your
place in the kitchen.
494
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,333
- Done.
495
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,367
I win.
496
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:10,467
(Easton slams table)
497
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:13,667
You're embarrassing
yourself man.
498
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,333
(Easton grunts)
499
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,533
Whoa, hey.
500
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:20,467
Seriously, put that down.
501
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,733
That's my special sauce, dude.
502
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,300
(Easton grunts)
503
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:28,667
(glass shatters)
(everyone gasps)
504
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,500
- Just what it needed.
505
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,300
A smear of your Nan's
fucking special sauce
506
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,700
all over your Nan's
special fucking face.
507
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,633
(uptempo music)
508
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,067
- Hey mom.
- Oh.
509
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:50,833
Oh dear.
510
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,267
Oh Diana, hi.
511
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:54,400
- Brought you lunch.
- Oh, I'm not that hungry
512
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,867
so...
- Great.
513
00:23:56,833 --> 00:24:00,967
So, I got to tell you something.
514
00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:03,367
- Yep.
- You know that Viv woman?
515
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,667
- Yeah.
516
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,333
- So the other night she
was kinda asked me...
517
00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:10,867
What the fuck?
518
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,400
Is that Grandma June?
- Yep, I know, I know.
519
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,067
I've been in shock.
520
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,533
I mean, I thought
that your pop would
521
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:17,067
at least have used a coffin.
522
00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:19,300
I knew he was a
tight old bastard.
523
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,133
But...
524
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:26,067
Yep, very, very odd.
525
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:29,333
(awkward chuckles) I mean he
buries his wife with the dog.
526
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,833
I mean who does that?
527
00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:33,533
- Mom.
528
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:35,767
Mom?
529
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:38,700
- Yeah.
530
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,167
- Where's Grandma June?
531
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:53,067
(uptempo music)
(loud thuds)
532
00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:01,133
(whisker whirs)
533
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,400
(soft thud)
534
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,467
- Has Diana come back or?
- No.
535
00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:40,567
(fire crackles)
536
00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:45,567
(Easton sighs)
537
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:51,933
- I was thinking, we don't
want outsiders interfering
538
00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:52,767
in our business.
539
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:59,267
So maybe we should just
keep the restaurant
540
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:04,100
in the family if you
have the money that is.
541
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,433
- Okay.
542
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,433
(fire crackles)
543
00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:16,167
(melancholic music)
544
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,933
(bird flutters)
545
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:21,533
(gunshot)
546
00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,867
(soft thud)
547
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,400
Dinner?
548
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,867
(upbeat music)
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