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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,375 -Antoine? -Yeah? 4 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,541 -What's up? -Are we taking Brutus on our vacation? 5 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,500 No way. Leave him with your mom. 6 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,750 I shouldn't have asked. 7 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,375 I knew you'd say that. 8 00:02:56,666 --> 00:02:59,083 -I'm off. -Won't you need two hours? 9 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,625 I'm coming right back. Be ready when I do. 10 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,291 All I have to do is shower. 11 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,625 One second! I'm coming! 12 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,208 It's always the same! 13 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:21,416 The phone or the doorbell always rings 14 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,375 when you're in the shower. 15 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,583 Who's there? Is that you, Charlotte? 16 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,583 Who rang? 17 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,708 The postman, with a registered letter. 18 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,750 Come back. I'm home. 19 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:51,125 No time! I slipped the notice under the door. 20 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,125 No! You're kidding me! 21 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,125 Shit! 22 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,708 No need to panic. What now? 23 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,791 Hello. I… 24 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:19,625 Anyway, it's ridiculous, but that's that. 25 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:43,000 Well, not bad. 26 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,708 Well… 27 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,666 Time to bring out the big guns. 28 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,625 Damn it! 29 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,083 The balcony. 30 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,166 At least no one's around. 31 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,500 -Who's there? -Your neighbor. 32 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:15,791 -What do you want? -To use your balcony to get home. 33 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:18,083 -You don't have a key? -No. 34 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,583 -Call a locksmith. -How? 35 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:22,666 From a cafe. I don't have a phone. 36 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,875 I can't go outside! 37 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,958 -Why not? -I'm not sufficiently clothed. 38 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:33,583 Help me out, Mrs. Bardot. Let me in. 39 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,500 I'll go through your apartment, jump onto your balcony, 40 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,125 and you'll never hear a peep from me again. 41 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,666 Turn around. 42 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,625 I've seen worse! 43 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,958 You're home early, honey! 44 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:04,125 I finished early! 45 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:07,166 Doing well, Mr. Bardot? 46 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,750 Yes, thank you. 47 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:13,958 What's this? What's going on? 48 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,958 There's nothing to explain. It's not what it looks like. 49 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:18,958 It's life! It happens! 50 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,458 I'm well on my way now. 51 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:28,375 What a pain in the ass! 52 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:39,083 Is this the first time you've seen an ass? 53 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,041 Perverts! Degenerates! 54 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:03,250 Honey? 55 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,625 Honey is right here! 56 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,458 Why are you butt-naked on the balcony? 57 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,666 I expected this! 58 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,958 Of all the smart questions, 59 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:25,750 you choose the stupidest one. 60 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,000 Well, yeah. Why were you? 61 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,708 It happens. 62 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:33,625 I might as well have been ice skating in the freezer, 63 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:36,875 or skiing down a stick of butter in the fridge. 64 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,541 Instead, I was naked on the balcony. 65 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,875 I'll say it again: it happens. 66 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,458 You need to rest. 67 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:46,750 That's exactly why we're going on vacation. 68 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,416 Come on. 69 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:55,458 The mailman came by. 70 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:59,041 If the bastard comes back, I'll do him in. 71 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,125 Hurry! Christian and Laura are waiting! 72 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:16,625 Turn around! I forgot something. 73 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,208 -What? -My pills. 74 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:19,750 Leave them! 75 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:33,375 If we don't turn around, you'll wear your seat belt all vacation. 76 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,708 Enough about your pills! 77 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:38,708 We're not going to the desert. You'll buy some there. 78 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:41,916 -You only care about yourself. -Message received. 79 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:46,333 I'll get Christian and Laura. They've been waiting over an hour. 80 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:49,541 -I'm coming with you. -You're staying with the bags. 81 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:50,791 Men! 82 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,875 You can get out of my way! 83 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:56,166 Honey, I feel bad for you. 84 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,458 Did I ask for your opinion? 85 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:03,208 Fat ass! Bastard! Jerk! 86 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,750 Stop breaking everything or I'll hit you! 87 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,125 Oscar! She destroyed Oscar! 88 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,416 You'll pay for this, bitch! 89 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,666 You coward! Pig! Scum! 90 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:19,000 -Is this me we're talking about? -Obviously! 91 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,083 Am I interrupting? 92 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,833 -Shut up. -Sure thing. 93 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:28,583 Get dressed. We're late as is! 94 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,458 I have nothing to wear. 95 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,416 Old wives' tales. 96 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,541 And what's this? 97 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,041 A closet or a shopping mall? 98 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,166 I've already worn everything. 99 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,458 Hello! 100 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:41,750 You can shut up. 101 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,791 I didn't speak. 102 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,541 Yeah, you said, "Hello!" 103 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,125 If speaking is off-limits… 104 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,291 Not when I'm arguing with my wife. 105 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:51,416 Your wife? No, you didn't. 106 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,458 I'd never marry a creep like you. 107 00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:57,083 Right. No way I'm marrying someone that sucks the life out of me. 108 00:09:57,166 --> 00:10:00,125 -I suck the life out of you? -Obviously. 109 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,625 You've whined for two years, "My stomach hurts." 110 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,125 "I'm fat. I need to lose weight." 111 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,833 That's not true! 112 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:09,291 And the questions, "When are you getting home?" 113 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,500 "Why are you late? Where were you?" 114 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,041 I wasn't cheating. I live with a cop. 115 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,541 Poor you! 116 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,958 Do you think I like living with a pervert? 117 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:21,291 -Who are we talking about? -You, freak! 118 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,541 Doesn't want normal sex anymore. 119 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,500 I have to wear stockings, preferably black. 120 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,500 -And garter belts. -You're exaggerating. 121 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,333 -Do you like those things? -It's funny. 122 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,625 Shut up! Stay out of it. 123 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,083 Okay. I'll shut up. 124 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,333 And that's not all! 125 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,083 I'm not allowed to wear jeans! 126 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,458 Skirts only. And no underwear, only thongs. 127 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,541 Thongs only. 128 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:46,333 So he can see my ass on demand. 129 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,916 Listen, Antoine doesn't care about that. 130 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,333 You don't care? 131 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,500 Well… 132 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,583 What you like most about a woman is her ass. 133 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:58,791 You need ass to be happy. 134 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,708 But not just any ass. 135 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:04,000 An ass that cleans, does the laundry, and cooks! 136 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,583 That's enough! Be ready in five minutes 137 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,875 or I'll throw you out the window! 138 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,666 As you wish, darling. 139 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,708 See, I like when you speak nicely to me. 140 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:22,250 She may be high-strung, but she's got a nice ass. 141 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,833 It feels so good to stretch your legs! 142 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,916 My kidneys hurt. 143 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,333 Laura? 144 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,833 Arnaud! 145 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,791 -Who are they? -Dangerous. 146 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:19,166 Fits the bill of a professional flirt, if you know what I mean. 147 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,208 -What are you up to? -I'm vacationing with my buddy Gérard. 148 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,250 Hi, beautiful. 149 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,583 Hi, Superman. 150 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:26,708 What are you up to? 151 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,750 -We're vacationing too. -Yeah? 152 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,041 Come! 153 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,500 -My friend, Charlotte. -Hi. 154 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,458 Her friend Antoine, mine, Christian. 155 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,333 -Fiancé. -Not yet! 156 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:42,500 It's all the same! 157 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,083 This is Arnaud, a childhood friend. 158 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,166 -We were practically raised together. -What's up, nerds? 159 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,208 And I'm the brawn. 160 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,333 That'll be 300 francs. 161 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,458 -Here's a tip. -Thank you. 162 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,625 -And the motorcycles? -Fill 'em up. 163 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:09,958 Okay. 164 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,583 -Your car is awesome! -Want to go for a spin? 165 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,375 -Yes! -Okay, let's ride part of the way. 166 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,916 We've got some catching up to do. 167 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,166 -Sounds fun. -Come on. Let's go. 168 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,708 Sound good? 169 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,500 Thanks, honey. 170 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,833 You're too kind. 171 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,250 -What about us? -Follow us. 172 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,500 Well, looky there! 173 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,833 We can lead the way if you want. 174 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,125 That's unnecessary. 175 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:40,458 If we lose each other, 176 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,916 we'll meet at county road 532, okay? 177 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,041 Later, nerds. 178 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,208 Did they just steal our chicks? 179 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,708 It sure looks like it. Come on. 180 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,916 Look at the mess you've made, pig! 181 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,750 My motorcycle! Stop! 182 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,208 I'm sorry. 183 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,750 What an idiot! 184 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,333 The spark plugs are full of gas. Shit! 185 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,833 -What should we do? -We can't leave like this! 186 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,708 It needs disassembling and drying. 187 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,583 Damn it! 188 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,083 Just a shit show. 189 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,791 Remember La Baule? 190 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,208 I almost drowned. 191 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,916 I had to rescue you. I don't know how I managed. 192 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,041 Hands off, Tarzan! 193 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,333 It's cool! 194 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,375 -Is it coming along? -Almost done. 195 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,541 It's about time. 196 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,583 Need a hand? 197 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:24,375 Definitely not! Clumsy as you are! 198 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,500 Move along. We already paid you. 199 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,625 Well, then… 200 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,291 I don't see them. We must have passed them. 201 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,500 Okay. I'll slow down. 202 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,583 -You can have the keys to the villa. -No kidding? 203 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:41,916 Of course! 204 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,250 Awesome. 205 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,541 At this rate, we'll never make it to Saint-Tropez. 206 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:48,875 Nope! 207 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,916 Saint-Tropez is awesome! 208 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,500 You've been? 209 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,750 No, I haven't. 210 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:55,916 Okay? 211 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,791 My money! Assholes! 212 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,625 I'm sorry, but we can't wait any longer. 213 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,958 That's okay! Have a good trip! 214 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,083 See you soon. 215 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,875 -Okay. Ciao! -Thanks! 216 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,083 Ciao! 217 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,958 Where the hell are they? 218 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,541 Need a ride? 219 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,958 No, thanks. 220 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,333 Come on! 221 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,375 Okay, but that'll be 500 francs each. 222 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,083 Shit! I've seen it all! 223 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,125 There they are! 224 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,833 -Finally! -We're here! 225 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,916 -Well? What happened? -We broke down. 226 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,375 So, did you have fun with the rich guys? 227 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,250 We talked. We've been waiting. 228 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,958 Good news: Arnaud's lending us his Saint-Tropez villa. 229 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,708 What for? 230 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:39,416 They're going boating for 15 days. 231 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,708 Isn't it great? 232 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:43,791 Are you sure he doesn't just want you at his disposal? 233 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,125 Don't exaggerate! 234 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,750 He's a friend. He just wanted to do us a favor. 235 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,708 Tell your childhood friend that if he continues, I'll beat him. 236 00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:54,583 I like it. Sounds better than camping. 237 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,333 -You like it? -Yeah. 238 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,375 Then I'll hook him up with Charlotte. 239 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,666 Aren't you nice! 240 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,333 That's not a bad idea. Arnaud's a looker! 241 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,833 What does that mean? You want to leave? 242 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,333 To Saint-Tropez, with you. 243 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:39,291 SAINT-TROPEZ 244 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,291 This place looks awesome! 245 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,375 Sweet! 246 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,416 Sweet! 247 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,083 It's always me doing the work! 248 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,791 I could use some help here! 249 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,333 It looks just like a postcard! 250 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,291 Check out this pool's clear water! 251 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,083 It's cold! 252 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,166 -Is that my fault? -I didn't say that! 253 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,583 You had an accusatory tone. As if it's my fault the water's cold! 254 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:22,791 I'm allowed to say it's cold. 255 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,000 Let's just stop. 256 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,250 You always want the last word. 257 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,250 I have the right to have an opinion. 258 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,708 But not to antagonize me. 259 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,666 If I say it's not cold, it isn't. 260 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,333 It's just cool. That's all. 261 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,333 What's wrong? 262 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,041 Shit, it's cold! 263 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,541 Impeccable. 264 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,125 It has everything we need. 265 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:55,666 Except gas. 266 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,166 They must have cut it off. 267 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:58,833 Still nothing. 268 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,083 Here. Let me see. 269 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,375 It's butane. 270 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,708 Apparently, it's empty. 271 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,125 So, replace it. 272 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,541 Have you felt its weight? 273 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,916 You're strong. 274 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,083 You want me to walk through town with 20 kg on my back, with how tired I am? 275 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,125 Why now? 276 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,041 Are you kidding? I'm vacationing. I'm carrying nothing. 277 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,416 There won't be any gas. Too bad. 278 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,041 We'll eat cold food or we won't eat. 279 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,166 If you're this annoying, this vacation will be nice. 280 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,875 Let's check out the bed. 281 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,125 They must have gotten it in a Mexican brothel! 282 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,916 If you make love on it, you'll have to come fast 283 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,500 if you don't want to wake the whole neighborhood. 284 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,583 The lavender smells nice. 285 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,708 Want to help me make the bed? 286 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,250 Say, not bad! 287 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,666 I love it! 288 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,708 What's this? 289 00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,541 -A bar! -A bar? 290 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,958 Yeah. Ricard. 291 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,791 Feed me! 292 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,125 -Vodka. -Is there any Cossack? 293 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,416 -You're demanding today. -Yeah. 294 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,625 Two-year-old whiskey? 295 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,583 Here. 296 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,708 -Okay! -Thank you. 297 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:19,625 -A poolside drink? -Sure, why not. 298 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,666 -Enjoying your vacation? -Cut it out, girls! 299 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,583 We're not your slaves. We're on vacation! 300 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:28,041 While we're getting settled, 301 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,916 think about getting groceries. 302 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,500 That's not a bad idea. 303 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,666 -You coming? -Well, yeah. 304 00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:41,416 I need to say something. 305 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,333 Go on. I'm in such a good mood, you could tell me anything. 306 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,750 -This'll be good then. -You got an STD? 307 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,833 -I lost my wallet. -Shit! 308 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:51,708 Don't yell at me! It just happened! 309 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:54,541 I looked everywhere. It's gone. 310 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:55,791 You don't miss a beat! 311 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:22,916 That was great. 312 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,666 Yeah, but I'm exhausted. 313 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:28,666 The boards aren't bad. 314 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,833 Nice and curved, just how I like them. 315 00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:32,333 -Ingeu? -Yeah! 316 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,250 -You can hear the bells, right? -I can hear the ones in Ramatuelle. 317 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,916 -It's just a scratch. -That was so clumsy! 318 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 We're so sorry! 319 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,875 There. 320 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,666 -Is he hurt? -Him? No. 321 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,791 I'm Christian. Are you vacationing? 322 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,083 -We arrived a week ago. -We just got here. 323 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,000 -What are your names? -I'm Ingeu. 324 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,166 -Léonor. -Karine. 325 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,833 Shit! I'm hurt! 326 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:03,000 -Is he hurt? -Yeah. 327 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,333 -Gentle. -There's a bump. 328 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:06,833 Yeah. 329 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,250 -Everything okay? -Just a scratch. 330 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,250 He's just a clown. 331 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,750 You, up there. 332 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,500 -Ingue? -Yes? 333 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,000 I think our friend could use some ice. 334 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,875 Very cold ice, I think. 335 00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:27,416 Okay. 336 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:35,958 Let go of me! I'm better! 337 00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:50,875 I knew it. 338 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:53,125 That I'd give you the eight of clubs? 339 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:56,625 Nine o'clock and they're still not back… 340 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,666 Are you hungry? 341 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,166 Getting there, but the fridge is empty. 342 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,958 I hope they're not in trouble. 343 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:05,166 Undress. 344 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,750 Right Here? Right Now? 345 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,916 Of course. Didn't he tell you? 346 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 About what? 347 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,625 We have something special planned tonight. 348 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,250 Very special. 349 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,083 We love groups. 350 00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:20,083 -Nudist groups. -Is that right? 351 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:21,750 We're not opposed. 352 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,958 This is great! 353 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:26,291 -I hope there are girls. -More than guys. 354 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:29,500 -This'll be a blast! -Our guests are already naked. 355 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,708 So you must match them. 356 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,750 Naturally. So everyone's comfortable. 357 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,625 -Can we keep our underwear? -That wouldn't be proper. 358 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,250 Yeah. We'll look like hicks. 359 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,000 Well, okay. 360 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,375 Let's go. 361 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,208 Don't push me! 362 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,041 I can't see anything. 363 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,375 Is the power out? 364 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,583 I don't know… 365 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:56,250 What the hell… 366 00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,833 Shit! 367 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,916 -We look like idiots! -You think? 368 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,166 Shit! 369 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,416 Champagne! 370 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,125 Eleven o'clock! 371 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,958 -I hope there wasn't an accident. -No… 372 00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,500 The hospital would call. 373 00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:36,750 And the morgue, while we're at it? 374 00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:17,208 You make love like a caveman. 375 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:18,541 What does that mean? 376 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:22,833 Fast. 377 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:38,416 -Quiet! -Okay… 378 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,625 I can't see anything! Are you sure we have the right house? 379 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,416 You don't miss a beat! 380 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,166 Help me instead of yelling. 381 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,416 Really! 382 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,250 I can't help it! 383 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:16,041 Shit! 384 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:19,083 -We're gonna wake them up! -I can't help it! 385 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,916 Have you seen the time? 386 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,791 That's nice you waited for us. 387 00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,041 Where's the food? 388 00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:28,541 I'll tell you what. It's very simple. 389 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,625 Yesterday, we… 390 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,291 Enough. I got it. 391 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:35,250 -I'm not asking where you were. -You can go back. Come. 392 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,416 And how. 393 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,041 Wait a second, Charlotte! 394 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,958 Hey, girls! 395 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,916 Asshole! 396 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,666 Hey, Victor! 397 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,708 You coming? 398 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,083 Hi, Victor! 399 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,083 Hi, Victor! 400 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:25,375 I'll be damned! 401 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,750 Girls too? Enough is enough! 402 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,958 What a shitty year! 403 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:55,833 SUN BAR 404 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,083 -Hello. -Hello. 405 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:16,458 -Do you have an umbrella? -Of course. Take the middle one. 406 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:17,875 -Okay. -Okay. 407 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,791 -My Lord. -Thank you, my good man. 408 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:27,541 You're listening to "New Paradise" on Saint-Tropez Radio. 409 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,208 My hair's all wet! 410 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,791 Wait. 411 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:35,833 Come on. 412 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:38,166 I got it! 413 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,583 I want to swim! 414 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,916 -Did you use suntan lotion? -Yeah. 415 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,583 Travolta! 416 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,708 Chris! 417 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,000 Yeah! 418 00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:58,875 Girls! Look who's here! 419 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,500 Awesome! 420 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:18,791 -Did you think of me? -All night. 421 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:26,125 No one's made love to me as well as you have. 422 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:28,833 -Tomorrow will be even better. -You'll see! 423 00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:31,750 Tomorrow, let's outdo ourselves. 424 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:35,458 -I've heard enough. -The bastards! 425 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,250 Shit! 426 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,875 -That's all you have to say? -It's not what it looks like. 427 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,000 Jerk! 428 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,166 Wait! Our girls! 429 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:55,166 -What's wrong with our girls? -Not them. Ours! 430 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,500 -You saw them? -Yeah. They saw us. 431 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,000 -Shit. -I already said that. 432 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,541 Won't you play volleyball? 433 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,041 Go on. I'll join later. 434 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,000 Charlotte. Wait for me! 435 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:15,125 Let me go, you bastard! Don't touch me again, you hear! 436 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,708 -You don't get it! -I think I do! 437 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,625 Where are you going? Wait up! 438 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:22,375 -What's he doing? -Is he leaving? 439 00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:23,916 Yes, he's leaving. 440 00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:28,000 -Laura, I need you to understand… -That you're a scumbag. I got it. 441 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:32,458 You're getting carried away… for nothing. 442 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,750 Charlotte, honey… 443 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:36,875 Go to hell, Antoine. 444 00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,333 Know one thing: I'm sleeping with the first sane guy I meet. 445 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,375 Same here. 446 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,625 -You wouldn't? -Watch us. 447 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,375 -Well? What's up? -Is something wrong? 448 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:53,916 These chicks just wanted to jump on us, 449 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,833 but we said no. You know us. 450 00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:56,875 Looky there. 451 00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,666 Amazing, what we like! 452 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,833 We playing volleyball or what? 453 00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:05,125 -Let's relax! -Yeah. 454 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:06,958 Yeah. Let's go! 455 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,333 Don't turn around! 456 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:13,000 You're right. We've got to make a scene! 457 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:19,708 -Yours! -Yeah! 458 00:35:19,791 --> 00:35:21,875 -Yeah! -Yeah! 459 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:24,125 -Listen! -Incredible! 460 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:25,875 -Again. -Your turn. 461 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,125 -Yeah? -Go on. 462 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,291 -Go on! -Antoine! 463 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:35,375 Okay! 464 00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:50,125 Do you see what I see, Gérard? 465 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,375 Are those our friends? 466 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:57,666 We have to get hit on so they die of jealousy. 467 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,083 Two, preferably. 468 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,708 Would you do Charlotte? The athlete? 469 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:07,833 Like an animal! And you with Laura? 470 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,916 She has changed a lot since I've seen her. 471 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,375 I'm into her now. Yeah. 472 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,458 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 473 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:22,750 -Arnaud! -Gérard! 474 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:28,333 -Are you doing this on purpose? -I can't get everything! 475 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:31,541 I can't play and watch the coast, if you catch my drift. 476 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:32,833 Yes! 477 00:36:32,916 --> 00:36:35,375 Here! Mine! 478 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,708 Give them a hand. 479 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,958 -You all right? -Hey, girls! 480 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:43,750 Happy to see us again? 481 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,375 You have no idea. 482 00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:47,916 One after the other. 483 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,291 Easy! 484 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:03,166 That didn't take long. 485 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:15,333 This is crazy! What do they have that we don't? 486 00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:19,041 A sweet ride, a villa, cash, and a yacht. 487 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,250 That's not how it's going down! Come on! 488 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,875 That was bound to happen, head always in the clouds. 489 00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:32,041 Relax! Take a deep breath! 490 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,791 And exhale! 491 00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:36,875 No! Let go of me! 492 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,500 Don't you think they're swollen enough? 493 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,750 Did you finally drop that biker? 494 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,208 For the time being, yes. 495 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,750 Long enough for us to make love. 496 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,958 It's a good idea. I like it. 497 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:56,291 -I want you so bad. -I don't. 498 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,708 Don't I embody sexuality? 499 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:03,416 Stop messing around. It's not the time. 500 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,375 You're right. I'll leave it. 501 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,250 Let's start over. 502 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,041 Listen, since we saw each other, 503 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:14,333 I haven't stopped thinking about you. Not for a second. 504 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,500 Are you gonna break out the violins? 505 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,416 Arnaud! 506 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,708 I can't find the champagne bucket. 507 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,916 The staff has some issues. 508 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,375 You should go look. 509 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:26,833 I'll be right back. 510 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,125 Is your playboy always like this? 511 00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:38,208 I'm used to it. He's been playing stud since he was a kid. 512 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:39,291 I get the type. 513 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,375 He wants to be trendy, look good, 514 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,916 act all macho, but he comes across like a hick. 515 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,333 Food's ready, girls! 516 00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:48,416 Good. I'm starving. You coming? 517 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,625 I'll meet you there. 518 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,541 -Is Charlotte coming? -She's making love. 519 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,166 -With whom? -The sun. 520 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,458 I got to see this. 521 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:03,000 -Can I get a drink? -Piper-Heidsieck champagne. 522 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,166 Classy, no? 523 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:22,208 -Are you looking at my muscles? -Not really, no. 524 00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:23,708 I'm looking at everything. 525 00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,916 -Do you like them? -Why? Are you on sale? 526 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,041 Looking good is important. 527 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,083 But you have to work at it. 528 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,208 Every morning, I-- 529 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:33,666 What about evenings? 530 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,125 I go out with models. 531 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:36,958 That's nice. 532 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,083 -What do you do? -I'm a model. 533 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:42,041 No kidding! Have you been inPlayboy? 534 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,708 Not yet. 535 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,666 Are you offering me the centerfold? 536 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,500 You should, with tits like these. 537 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,541 Say Gérard, you're out of shape! 538 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,291 This is ridiculous. 539 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:02,125 It's disgusting. Pure karma. 540 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:05,500 We went too far, and now we're paying for it. 541 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:08,416 That's no reason for the girls to go off with them. 542 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,958 A deceived woman is worse than a wounded animal. 543 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,750 -They lust for revenge. -Yeah? 544 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,083 Yeah. They apply the law of retaliation. 545 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:17,541 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. 546 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:18,666 Yeah. 547 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,125 As long as they stay above the neck. 548 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:25,625 Sure. If there's love, there's hope. 549 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,500 -Summarize for me. -Okay. 550 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,958 Two women and two men are on a boat. 551 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,250 The boat leaves. Who's left? 552 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,875 Two cuckolds on the sidewalk. 553 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,208 Come here, beauty! 554 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:43,583 -If you change your mind, call me. -Yeah. 555 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,541 See you soon, I hope. 556 00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:49,041 Hope, dream, but don't count too much on me. 557 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,250 -Femme fatale! -See you! 558 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,458 I'm gonna ask Jerry for a sailboat. 559 00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:57,666 I'm sure that'll work much better. 560 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,125 -Surely. -Yeah. 561 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,500 See something? 562 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,416 Yeah, this moving doll. 563 00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:15,291 That's better than a truck! 564 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:18,083 Speaking of trucks, I'd like to see the engine. 565 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,458 Don't move. I'm gonna let you see it. 566 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,375 Well done! 567 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:40,583 I'll take it! 568 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,041 Who are you giving it to? 569 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,333 Charlotte! 570 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:49,000 Christian needs to tread lightly. 571 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,125 How nice. Thank you. 572 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:09,000 -Where's Christian? -He left. 573 00:42:09,541 --> 00:42:11,625 -For Paris? -No. For the villa! 574 00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,333 You're a sweetheart! 575 00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:16,583 Are you kissing everyone today? 576 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:20,041 Yeah, daddy-o. That'll show you not to be Don Juan. 577 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,583 I can get a guy when I want, where I want. 578 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:25,791 -If not, it's for a reason. -And what's that? 579 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,666 Guess, dummy. 580 00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:36,166 Charlotte! People are watching. 581 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:51,750 -Did you get kicked off the boat? -Did that girl deport you? 582 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,625 What are you doing? 583 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,833 As you can see, I'm leaving. 584 00:42:58,916 --> 00:42:59,875 With whom? 585 00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:02,000 Definitely not you. 586 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:03,625 Perfect! 587 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,625 I'm leaving too. 588 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,500 Bon voyage. 589 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,625 Don't you want to know who I'm leaving with? 590 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:20,458 -I don't care anymore. -Bastard! 591 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,083 -Feeling better? -Yeah! 592 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,541 Easy! 593 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,666 What can I say? I like what I like! 594 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,708 Well, since there's nothing else to say, goodbye. 595 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:44,833 Goodbye. 596 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,375 -Aren't you going? -You first. 597 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,041 I'll leave when I want! 598 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,625 Go ahead, yell once more for good measure! 599 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:56,958 You want to fight? Okay. 600 00:43:58,708 --> 00:43:59,833 Are you crazy? 601 00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:02,125 Let's wash our dirty laundry too! 602 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,500 Bastard! 603 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,375 I hate you! You're such a jerk! 604 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,708 Keep going! I love when you get like this. 605 00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:16,375 How have I put up with such a psycho? 606 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:21,291 What did you just say? 607 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,916 I love you. 608 00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:25,583 Why don't you ever tell me that? 609 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:28,083 It's not my style, even if it's true. 610 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,750 -You love me? -Yes. 611 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:33,500 You really do love me? 612 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,625 What the hell are they doing? 613 00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:07,416 -I'm worried about Laura. -You're so nosy! 614 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:10,875 -I'm gonna call her. -All right, then. 615 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:25,375 I promise nothing happened with Arnaud. 616 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:30,041 And you and the girl last night? 617 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:31,125 The girl? 618 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:34,791 Nothing happened. She was wasted. 619 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,791 But she wanted to. 620 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:40,000 But you know me. I'm responsible. You don't have to worry. 621 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:47,958 The phone. 622 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:50,083 Let it do its thing. 623 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,916 Let's come back. I'm gonna get it. 624 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,166 We can never catch a break. 625 00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:13,333 Hello? 626 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:14,875 Hello? Is that you, Laura? 627 00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:17,958 So, tell me. How did it go? 628 00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,208 Wonderfully! 629 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,708 I followed your advice exactly. 630 00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:23,583 It worked like a charm! 631 00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:26,125 I've got him on his knees. 632 00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:31,333 Well, not exactly. 633 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,541 Charlotte? 634 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,416 Have you ever had phone sex? 635 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:40,541 What? 636 00:46:41,291 --> 00:46:43,375 Hello? 637 00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:45,708 Shit. It cut off. 638 00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:54,625 Well? 639 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:02,416 Remind me at the house tonight… 640 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,416 I have a call to make. 641 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:17,250 Are you coming? 642 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:20,125 Sorry. I'm clearly on a roll here. 643 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:21,208 What about me? 644 00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:23,666 Walk home. You're athletic. 645 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,000 Damn it. 646 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:33,333 NIGHT CLUB 647 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,708 You know, you're clever. 648 00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:13,583 Aren't you going to join your gorilla? 649 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,083 Don't be stupid, Antoine. 650 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:16,333 No cheating, eh? 651 00:48:16,416 --> 00:48:17,666 Stop. That's not funny. 652 00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,291 Leave me to it then. We'll have a laugh. 653 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:29,875 Yeah! 654 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,916 -Whiskey? -Milk. 655 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,416 With strawberry? You'll look younger. 656 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,708 Plain. 657 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,375 You're so handsome! 658 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:43,166 He's mine. I saw him first. 659 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:44,333 Don't get in my way. 660 00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:47,458 Don't fight, girls. There's enough to go around. 661 00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:48,833 He's cute! 662 00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:50,375 What is she doing? 663 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:52,916 Relax. One at a time. 664 00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:57,666 He's handsome, too! 665 00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:59,041 I saw him first! 666 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,625 You know, I like you. 667 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,375 Buy you a drink? 668 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:44,541 Something wrong, boss? 669 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:46,666 One cop can hide another. 670 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,125 -There are no cops. -So we should be careful. 671 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:51,500 Boss is right. You can never be too careful. 672 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,125 Especially when you get home. 673 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,416 Wait for me here. 674 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:06,916 Look like you're at home. 675 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Okay, boss. 676 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,500 What's this mess? 677 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:22,166 Anybody here? 678 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:24,458 Just us, boss. 679 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:27,875 What are you wearing? 680 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,583 You told us to make ourselves at home. 681 00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:31,875 Right at home… 682 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,375 And if we ran into trouble? 683 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,833 -Always ready! -Always ready! 684 00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:13,375 Here. 685 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,416 Damn, you took a hit there. 686 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:27,000 Now… the trigger's looser. 687 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,666 Let me see. 688 00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:31,083 Are you stupid? 689 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,250 Is someone here? 690 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:37,541 No, Marco shot a swallow. 691 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:39,333 He killed a cop? 692 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:41,333 No, it went off on its own. 693 00:51:41,416 --> 00:51:43,416 I don't understand! 694 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,333 Calm down! Everything's fine. 695 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:47,000 Come on. Let's go! 696 00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:58,958 -It looks real. -Is there a lot? 697 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,083 I don't know. Maybe one million francs. 698 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,583 Let's get to the car! 699 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:07,250 -You're gonna try all this? -To start, yes. 700 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,666 Well, we're out of here. 701 00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:12,083 We'll come back for you in eight days. 702 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,291 Think about getting groceries. 703 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:17,041 Don't repeat two days ago. 704 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,166 And get food for the week. 705 00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,416 Why not for the month? 706 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,166 We only have 500 francs left. 707 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:25,458 We'll fool them and bring back the lot. 708 00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:27,000 Yeah? How's that? 709 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:29,916 Don't worry. I have an idea. 710 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,041 -That so? -Yeah. 711 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:36,541 350, 400, and 100 makes 500. 712 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,250 And bon appétit! 713 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,291 Thank you. 714 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:43,541 And for you, miss? 715 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:46,500 BUTCHER 716 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:51,791 Here, smart-ass. 717 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:53,708 -Are you the boss? -Yes. Why? 718 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:55,583 Detective Boiller. Police. 719 00:52:55,666 --> 00:52:57,583 Does this guy ring a bell? 720 00:52:57,666 --> 00:53:01,375 I just helped him! Why? 721 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,500 He sells counterfeit 500-franc bills. 722 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,708 Shit. No! 723 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:08,166 -He just left! -Are you sure? 724 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,208 Yes. Here. 725 00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,291 Let me see. 726 00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:14,458 Fake. I'm sure of it. 727 00:53:14,541 --> 00:53:16,416 I got him this time. Where'd he go? 728 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,500 That way! 729 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:19,916 What about the money? 730 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:21,666 Evidence. 731 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,208 Come in to the police station tomorrow at 5 a.m. 732 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,958 to record your statement. Be on time. 733 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,041 Do you know this man? 734 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:33,125 He sells counterfeit 500-franc bills. 735 00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:34,291 That bastard! 736 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,666 Wait… 737 00:53:38,541 --> 00:53:41,000 A fake, I'm sure of it. Which way'd he go? 738 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,333 That way. 739 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:44,125 -Are you the boss? -Yes. Why? 740 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,125 Detective Boiller. Police. 741 00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,416 Do you recognize him? 742 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,333 I think so, son. I just helped him. 743 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,250 He sells fake 500-franc bills. 744 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:55,875 I don't care. He paid me with a 100-franc bill. 745 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,833 Why are you paying with 100s? 746 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:03,083 Why not ten-cent coins? 747 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:06,291 It's not my fault he's broke. I'm not made of money! 748 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:07,666 You're not working! 749 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:10,958 Go see the florist. We'll have money. 750 00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:12,208 And she's cute. 751 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,916 -Hurry up! -Yeah! 752 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:20,083 You're sure it's fake? Let me see it. 753 00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:47,208 Food! 754 00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,000 Careful. It's hot. 755 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,250 Tonight, it's early to bed. 756 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,083 -Why? -Two reasons. 757 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:57,083 The first? 758 00:54:57,166 --> 00:55:01,125 We need our beauty sleep, because tomorrow will be an active day. 759 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:02,625 The second? 760 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:06,500 The sooner we're in bed, the sooner we can make passionate love. 761 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,291 Without asking our opinion? 762 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,500 You can ask us ours when you want! 763 00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:15,791 -What about me? -Here. Help yourself. 764 00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,583 -Who wants bread? -And you, honey? 765 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:21,333 -Thank you! -Bon appétit! 766 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:43,833 Well? 767 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:45,958 I didn't see the boat or the kid, boss. 768 00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:57,041 It's getting worse, boss. 769 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:03,333 COUNTERFEITERS ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA 770 00:56:03,416 --> 00:56:05,875 -Let's go to Italy! -Further, even. 771 00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:08,166 -We need the boat! -Where are we going? 772 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,208 To the villa. Arnaud should be there. 773 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:18,166 It's 11 and they're still asleep. 774 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,166 To be expected. They were making up until 6 a.m. 775 00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:24,166 -How do you know? -I heard the box spring. 776 00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,083 I burnt myself! 777 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,541 I slept well. 778 00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,750 I noticed. 779 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,625 You started snoring, which was nice. 780 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,875 Sorry, honey. I was exhausted. 781 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:40,000 Funny enough, I felt fine. 782 00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:54,416 Breakfast! 783 00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:58,291 What's going on? 784 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:00,000 Repair service. 785 00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:04,541 After last night's exertion, you must recharge. 786 00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:08,750 -Shall I be the godfather? -Shit. I forgot! 787 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:10,500 Your thoughts were elsewhere. 788 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:12,958 After last night, you deserve the whole crib. 789 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,750 Me too. You never know. 790 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,375 An attack may be imminent. 791 00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,041 No! 792 00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,125 More? This is getting indecent. 793 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,916 We've got company. 794 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000 This smells fishy. 795 00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:52,833 This smells like lavender and rosemary, as usual. 796 00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:54,666 He means it smells off. 797 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,625 My son must have had women over. 798 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:12,916 -Can you still get the goods? -No problem. I got it. 799 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,125 If you're questioned, you don't speak French. 800 00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:18,041 What do we speak? 801 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:20,291 I don't care. Just don't mess it up. 802 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:21,583 Because we usually do? 803 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:24,208 No more than a minister during an election. 804 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,916 Well, go take a look around, won't you? 805 00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:39,000 You're leaving me? I forgive you. 806 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,625 Life will be hard without you, 807 00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:45,541 but I'll bravely carry my suffering's cross 808 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,083 on the arid path of despair. 809 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:53,500 What an actor! Damn, I'm good! Shit! 810 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,833 Who are you? 811 00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,916 What the hell are you doing here? 812 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,750 We don't speak French. 813 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:20,000 We don't speak French! 814 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:23,208 Where are your manners? This isn't a farm! 815 00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:24,541 Get out of here! 816 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,500 Don't mess with me! 817 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,166 I said leave, not come in. 818 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,875 Who do they think they are? 819 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:35,541 I'm getting mad now! 820 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:37,000 Yes. Get mad, honey. 821 00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:38,541 Did you hear me? 822 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,041 That's enough fun. Get lost! 823 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,500 If this is a robbery, 824 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:06,791 you're clowns. We don't have a cent. 825 01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:09,458 Don't panic. I'm not here to hurt anyone. 826 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,583 What's going on? 827 01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:15,375 These three blokes stroll in like they live here. 828 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:17,416 Forget it, guys. 829 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,583 I'm sorry. I'm being impolite. 830 01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:22,500 I'm Jerry Calavès, owner of this villa. 831 01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:24,958 What do you mean, owner? 832 01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,333 The house belongs to me. 833 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,583 I thought my son Arnaud might be here. 834 01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:33,333 Is he a friend of yours? Is he here? 835 01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:39,166 Laura! My little island songbird! 836 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:41,958 Ever beautiful! Ever wonderful! 837 01:00:42,041 --> 01:00:43,125 I feel better now. 838 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:45,291 If you're here, Arnaud must be too. 839 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,291 I knew you ran into each other in Paris, 840 01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:50,875 but I didn't know you were vacationing together. 841 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:53,333 A premature honeymoon, I suppose? 842 01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:58,208 Say, where is he? 843 01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:00,166 I need the boat keys. 844 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:10,708 Well? Are you suddenly mute? 845 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,541 Did I say something? 846 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,500 On the contrary. I just learned a lot. 847 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:23,541 This is the first time I've wanted to hurt a girl. 848 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:29,916 Christian! Listen to me! 849 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,583 There's nothing more to say! 850 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,208 Wait, Christian! 851 01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:37,666 Well, shit. 852 01:01:40,791 --> 01:01:43,583 -Can I help? -You already have, thanks. 853 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,750 Hurry! I'm worried he'll do something stupid. 854 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,083 Wait for me! 855 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,250 What about me? 856 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,416 I swear! 857 01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:40,500 Do I need to call the cops to motivate you? 858 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:43,291 -Don't understand. -Don't speak French. 859 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:44,916 Are you done playing games? 860 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,041 Yes, boss. 861 01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:11,916 Wait for me, damn it! 862 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,916 We don't know where your boat is. 863 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,333 Screw it! We'll steal another one. 864 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:37,791 After him! 865 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:05,791 Slow down. It's the one time the cops are in front of us. 866 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,833 Papers, please. 867 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,166 My papers are right here. 868 01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:56,666 -Doing better, ladies? -Not at all. 869 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,208 You'll feel better after some aspirin and sleep. 870 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,833 -Bye! -Ciao! 871 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:03,833 We'll never know if they were a good time. 872 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:08,000 Two girls who get seasick in the entire French Riviera! 873 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:09,791 -Shall we get a drink? -Let's go. 874 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,833 -Are you sure? -Yes, they scammed the merchants. 875 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:19,875 I recognize them. Especially the skinny one, Calavès. 876 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:22,500 Arnaud Calavès. 877 01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:25,500 Christian! I need to talk to you! 878 01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:28,541 -Who are they? -My wife and sister-in-law. 879 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:31,333 Bastard! Scumbags! 880 01:05:33,541 --> 01:05:35,083 And Superman, here? 881 01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:37,250 He's my brother-in-law. 882 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:42,500 Okay. I'm out of the loop. Explain. 883 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:47,583 I never cheated, honey. Arnaud's just a childhood friend. 884 01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,708 We always called each other "fiancé." 885 01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:51,333 -Don't you believe me? -No. 886 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:01,625 My son's here. We'll get the boat. 887 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,166 God is with us. 888 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:04,708 The police are, too. 889 01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:08,125 So what? We're vacationers just like the rest. 890 01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:11,333 Right. Play dumb more often. 891 01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,708 -Waiter? -Yes? Hello. 892 01:06:13,791 --> 01:06:15,541 Hello. Two Dubonnets. 893 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:17,875 Say, to get to Cap Camarat… 894 01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:24,250 Is that guy also a family member? 895 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:28,958 Not yet, but I've got to be careful. He could become my wife's brother-in-law. 896 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,708 Of course. 897 01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:35,833 -Hello, Gérard. -Hello. 898 01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:38,041 -Hi, Dad. -Hey, Son. 899 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:40,416 -You getting anything? -Yes, the boat keys. 900 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,333 -I'll leave you the car. -Okay. 901 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:45,458 -Same thing for him, please. -And a pack of Pall Mall. 902 01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:46,791 You're not staying? 903 01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,875 I can stay for two minutes. 904 01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:53,041 -Is she late? -Who? 905 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,791 Laura, of course! 906 01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:56,375 I'm not waiting for her. 907 01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:57,958 I don't get you. 908 01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,541 It's risky to leave her in town with friends. 909 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,750 You'll be sorry if she cheats. 910 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:05,958 Jerry! I told you, she's a friend. 911 01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,541 You're making a mistake. 912 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:11,375 Pretty girl like that, I'd easily go from friends to lovers. 913 01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:13,791 You, surely. But not me. 914 01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:15,041 I care for her. 915 01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,750 -Yeah… -It's true. 916 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:19,916 Like you would for a childhood friend. 917 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,875 -Let's go now. -No! 918 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,375 Why not? Are you doubting your statement? 919 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,500 No. 920 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:33,083 -To vacations! -To girls! 921 01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,125 To Italy! 922 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,625 Nobody move. 923 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:37,916 Detective Boiller. 924 01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:40,875 Sorry to interrupt such a lovely toast, 925 01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:43,833 but I'll request you follow me to the police station. 926 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:44,875 On what grounds? 927 01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:48,625 ID verification… and some questions. 928 01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,708 Concerning? 929 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:55,375 Criminals are selling counterfeit money in the area. 930 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,041 Fascinating. Were you aware? 931 01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:58,583 No. 932 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:00,916 What do we care? 933 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,750 -You are Calavès Arnaud? -Yes. 934 01:08:03,833 --> 01:08:07,458 Several witnesses saw you selling counterfeit 500-franc bills. 935 01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,791 This is a joke, right? 936 01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,583 Do I look like I'm joking? 937 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,583 Detective, when it comes to my son, 938 01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:16,583 you're making a huge mistake. 939 01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:18,833 Be quiet, sir. 940 01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:21,416 Don't speak to my father like that. 941 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,375 -Shut up, you. -I see! 942 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:26,291 We're bursting with courtesy! 943 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,333 -I have nothing to do with this. -Let's hope so. 944 01:08:29,416 --> 01:08:31,666 You following me, or shall I get backup? 945 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,458 This is ridiculous! Am I hallucinating? 946 01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:38,250 Call me a crook, while you're at it! And my dad too! 947 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,125 You're upset, Arnaud. 948 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,708 He's pissing me off! 949 01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:44,791 Contain yourself. Please! 950 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,708 On my watch, tough guy! 951 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:50,000 You're kidding me. This is fake, is it? 952 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,333 No. 953 01:08:58,291 --> 01:09:01,583 -Let's get out of here? -Not without the boss. Turn around. 954 01:09:03,541 --> 01:09:04,666 Hurry up. 955 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,291 Hell of a job, ruining people's day. 956 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,625 Let's get it over with. Get your money out. 957 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:19,000 You took it a little far, don't you think? 958 01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:22,208 -You're right. Let me fix things. -Wait a sec. Listen. 959 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,291 Hang on a sec. 960 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:26,166 While we're at it, how about my dad's money too? 961 01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:28,958 It's fine. The detective didn't ask. 962 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,583 Now I'm asking. 963 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:35,166 I'm asking. 964 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,083 See? Everyone's a suspect. 965 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:39,958 Go on, Dad. I've had enough. 966 01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,416 -Thank you. -These are fake, aren't they? 967 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:48,833 Yes! 968 01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:51,291 No! 969 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:54,000 No. Evidence. 970 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:57,583 There's no way. He's sick! You need help! 971 01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:00,291 He sees crooks and counterfeit money everywhere! 972 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:03,083 There's probably more in his bag, while we're at it! 973 01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:05,458 You never know! 974 01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:07,750 -He's accusing you too! -Calm down, Arnaud. 975 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:10,541 -Not when they accuse my dad. -He didn't accuse me. 976 01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:12,541 He might as well have. Give me that. 977 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,875 We'll laugh when he's hit with underpants. 978 01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,875 -Don't do that. -No need for false modesty! 979 01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:20,375 He knows what a mess is. Give it. 980 01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:22,208 -Don't open it. No! -I will! 981 01:10:22,291 --> 01:10:23,833 See, underwear… 982 01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:25,375 What's this… 983 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,500 This is a prank. 984 01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:29,625 Which scumbag filled it? 985 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:33,583 Let's go. 986 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,333 There really are scumbags out there. 987 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,250 I'll say. 988 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,875 -Yeah. -Gentlemen. 989 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,750 You're under arrest for trafficking counterfeit money. 990 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:51,583 -Detective, sir! -Yes? 991 01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:54,708 Arnaud and Gérard are innocent. I lied. 992 01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:56,041 Everything was false. 993 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:58,166 -Even this money? -Shit! 994 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,333 Drive! 995 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,833 Don't shoot! 996 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:14,875 Get this pretty bunch to the station. 997 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:22,541 Follow the white convertible! 998 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,250 Go. Move it! 999 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:29,166 -We didn't do anything! -Hurry up! 1000 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,541 I'm innocent. Let that be known! 1001 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:34,833 He's just my father-in-law. He recognized me. I didn't. 1002 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,500 -It's fine! -No, it's not! 1003 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,458 I'm sorry about your father-in-law. 1004 01:11:38,541 --> 01:11:41,375 Don't worry. They don't have him yet! 1005 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,208 Floor it, damn it! 1006 01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:51,541 I'm going as fast as I can, boss! 1007 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:04,666 -Should I take a shortcut? -Don't ask. Just do it! 1008 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:28,416 Sure, shoot! But not at us! 1009 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,041 Sorry, boss! 1010 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:38,041 Go! Hurry! 1011 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,708 -What a nice vacation! -What are you grumbling? 1012 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:45,708 With your debaucheries, what do you expect? 1013 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,875 -Nice. -Calm down! 1014 01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:50,333 -You mad? -No. I'm great! 1015 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,291 You two, over here. 1016 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,916 Well, where is he? 1017 01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:10,333 Watch your back! 1018 01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:13,041 Last thing we need. 1019 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,083 What are you doing? 1020 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,500 It's obvious. 1021 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,291 Gentlemen, ladies, please. 1022 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:31,916 Took you long enough! 1023 01:14:37,791 --> 01:14:39,125 What's going on? 1024 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,666 Nothing. Leave it. 1025 01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:47,583 Detective Morand will see you. 1026 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:49,583 When you find out what you want… 1027 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:51,666 What are you doing? 1028 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,833 Shut it! 1029 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,416 Tank hit! 1030 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:12,333 Windshield hit! 1031 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,250 Are we playing Battleship? 1032 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:17,250 Shoulder hit! Sorry. 1033 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:46,958 How did this happen? No way. 1034 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,833 What do I do? 1035 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,666 Stop! 1036 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:51,958 Watch out! 1037 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:54,083 -What do I do, boss? -Floor it! 1038 01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:01,958 You've got to be kidding me! Assholes! 1039 01:16:11,416 --> 01:16:13,708 Two roast pigs! Two! 1040 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:16,833 What the hell do we do? 1041 01:16:16,916 --> 01:16:20,000 Floor it! We've got to catch them before the Italian border. 1042 01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,958 POLICE STATION 1043 01:16:26,041 --> 01:16:27,291 Are we free? 1044 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,625 Not exactly. 1045 01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:31,625 You're in justice's hands now. 1046 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:34,458 -No follow-ups? -Only for the crooks. 1047 01:16:34,541 --> 01:16:37,125 That's great, then. Bye, Commissioner. 1048 01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:39,416 -Bye, kids! -Commissioner. 1049 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,791 Yes? Yes! 1050 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,375 Kids? 1051 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,916 Who's Antoine Gethel? 1052 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,041 That's me. What'd I do now? 1053 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,791 Did you lose your wallet? 1054 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,458 I did. 1055 01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:55,375 You're lucky. It was turned in. 1056 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:57,875 The cash's all here, too! 1057 01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:00,291 It's nice to know people are still honest. 1058 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,916 You lost your money? 1059 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,458 Yeah, but I knew I'd find it. 1060 01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:06,791 -You could have told me. -Don't bicker. 1061 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:08,833 -I have more good news. -What's that? 1062 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,708 The Bank of France will reward those who helped capture the crooks. 1063 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:17,375 -How big of a reward? -Some 300,000 to 400,000 francs. 1064 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:20,291 -New? -Old. Don't get ahead of yourself. 1065 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:22,916 -Not fake, I hope? -Okay, wise guy. 1066 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,416 -All right, get lost. -All right. See you! 1067 01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:37,833 We lost them, boss! 1068 01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:40,958 Good! Don't slow down. Pedal to the medal! 1069 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,291 We won't get far. We're nearly out of gas. 1070 01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:45,500 Of course. The gas is on the road. 1071 01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:48,333 -We'll never get to Italy. -We will! 1072 01:17:48,416 --> 01:17:49,375 -No! -Yes! 1073 01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:50,750 -No! -I said yes! 1074 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,333 Okay. 1075 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:55,708 There! 1076 01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:09,875 Police! 1077 01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:12,375 -What's this? -What were you doing? 1078 01:18:12,458 --> 01:18:15,333 -We were talking. -With your pants around your knees? 1079 01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,166 Let's call it indecent exposure. 1080 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:18,333 Switch cars! 1081 01:18:18,416 --> 01:18:20,750 Ours will be more comfortable for you. 1082 01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:23,875 -Hurry! Go! -Go, Marco! 1083 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:44,541 You left something behind! 1084 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:03,083 Come on! I can't believe it! 1085 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:09,583 Hurry! This is insane! 1086 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:14,833 Come on! You're kidding me! 1087 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:16,666 You're kidding me! 1088 01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:33,458 Yes! 1089 01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:37,708 That's it! 1090 01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:01,000 The car's moving. They're inside. 1091 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:03,500 Go that way. You, that way. We got them! 1092 01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:11,583 Surrender! 1093 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,708 Exit the vehicle! 1094 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,833 Let's go! They can't get away! 1095 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:08,541 Now that we're rich! 1096 01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,083 You're all invited! 1097 01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:14,958 We're gonna have a feast! 1098 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:19,125 Then we'll have a blast at Papagayo! 1099 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:22,750 And make love for the rest of the night! 1100 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,333 If we're not exhausted! 1101 01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:26,625 Long live love! 1102 01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:28,000 Long live men! 1103 01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,458 If there's any left! 1104 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:31,791 Say it loud… 1105 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:33,958 Long live France! 1106 01:21:34,041 --> 01:21:35,916 And its surrounding countries! 1107 01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:48,333 I've had enough! 1108 01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:50,750 You're kidding me! 1109 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:53,875 I can't help it if there's no water in the damn radiator! 1110 01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:57,291 It won't be very hard to hide a car out here, will it? 1111 01:21:57,375 --> 01:22:00,833 You up there, wise one. Help us out get of here, damn it! 1112 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,750 Thanks, man! 1113 01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:23,250 We lost them! 1114 01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:26,583 No way! They're definitely ahead of us. This is the only road. 1115 01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:41,875 Go right! 1116 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,916 Damn it! They're getting away! 1117 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,375 They're ahead of us now! 1118 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:48,291 They'll intercept us at the border. 1119 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:50,291 Shut it, you two! 1120 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:56,125 FRENCH CUSTOMS 1121 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:17,000 Gentlemen! Have you passed three men? 1122 01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:18,625 No, sir. I didn't see anyone. 1123 01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:31,833 See? That's how you lose a promotion. 1124 01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:34,125 That didn't spoil your appetite? 1125 01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:38,208 And they're rude! 1126 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:40,333 Rotten bastards! 1127 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:45,250 Scumbags! Jerks! Assholes! 1128 01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:53,791 Is everybody happy? 1129 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,875 Yeah! 1130 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,125 You know what I'd like? 1131 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:00,500 Tell me. 1132 01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:02,458 A romantic trip to Italy. 1133 01:24:02,541 --> 01:24:03,833 We might as well be there. 1134 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:13,916 Charlotte. I've been looking for you. 1135 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000 -Frédéric! -Do you know him? 1136 01:24:16,083 --> 01:24:17,291 -Well, yeah! -Who is he? 1137 01:24:17,375 --> 01:24:18,625 A childhood friend. 1138 01:24:21,791 --> 01:24:23,583 -Hey, Frédéric. -Hi, Charlotte. 1139 01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:25,666 You, come with me. 1140 01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:30,583 For starters, get lost! 1141 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,125 Because Charlotte and I… 1142 01:24:32,208 --> 01:24:35,125 I don't want another word about friends or childhood! 1143 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:37,500 Otherwise, it'll cost you! 1144 01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:38,666 Go on! 71753

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