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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,550 President Trump is in China right now 2 00:00:02,550 --> 00:00:02,560 President Trump is in China right now 3 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,269 President Trump is in China right now and the whole US news media has gone 4 00:00:05,269 --> 00:00:05,279 and the whole US news media has gone 5 00:00:05,279 --> 00:00:07,510 and the whole US news media has gone along with him which means we at home 6 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:07,520 along with him which means we at home 7 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,750 along with him which means we at home are getting a rare look at some of 8 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:09,760 are getting a rare look at some of 9 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,070 are getting a rare look at some of China's cultural wonders. This is the 10 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:12,080 China's cultural wonders. This is the 11 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,509 China's cultural wonders. This is the Family Mark convenience store in 12 00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:13,519 Family Mark convenience store in 13 00:00:13,519 --> 00:00:17,269 Family Mark convenience store in Beijing. Inside is a Galbot robot. The 14 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:17,279 Beijing. Inside is a Galbot robot. The 15 00:00:17,279 --> 00:00:19,670 Beijing. Inside is a Galbot robot. The dominance of AI. Beijing is trying to 16 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:19,680 dominance of AI. Beijing is trying to 17 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,509 dominance of AI. Beijing is trying to lead the way in AI and also in humanoid 18 00:00:23,509 --> 00:00:23,519 lead the way in AI and also in humanoid 19 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:25,750 lead the way in AI and also in humanoid robots. Let's go inside. This is the 20 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:25,760 robots. Let's go inside. This is the 21 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,910 robots. Let's go inside. This is the first of its kind for this kind of 22 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:27,920 first of its kind for this kind of 23 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,990 first of its kind for this kind of interaction. If you want to order 24 00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:30,000 interaction. If you want to order 25 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,270 interaction. If you want to order something. Hello. Can I get a sausage, 26 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:33,280 something. Hello. Can I get a sausage, 27 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:43,190 something. Hello. Can I get a sausage, please? 28 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:43,200 29 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,350 >> A sausage. 30 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:45,360 >> A sausage. 31 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,190 >> A sausage. You went to China, home of one of the 32 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:47,200 You went to China, home of one of the 33 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,110 You went to China, home of one of the most famed cuisines in the world, and 34 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:49,120 most famed cuisines in the world, and 35 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,310 most famed cuisines in the world, and ordered a convenience store sausage 36 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:52,320 ordered a convenience store sausage 37 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,229 ordered a convenience store sausage bread. You're making us look weird in 38 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:54,239 bread. You're making us look weird in 39 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:57,110 bread. You're making us look weird in front of our future overlords. 40 00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:57,120 front of our future overlords. 41 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,790 front of our future overlords. Although, it could be worse. Usually 42 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:58,800 Although, it could be worse. Usually 43 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,270 Although, it could be worse. Usually when someone at Fox News asks someone to 44 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:01,280 when someone at Fox News asks someone to 45 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,270 when someone at Fox News asks someone to grab their sausage, it comes with a $10 46 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:03,280 grab their sausage, it comes with a $10 47 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,710 grab their sausage, it comes with a $10 million lawsuit. So, 48 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:06,720 million lawsuit. So, 49 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,270 million lawsuit. So, by the way, look at that robot just 50 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:09,280 by the way, look at that robot just 51 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,149 by the way, look at that robot just standing there in the back. I love that 52 00:01:12,149 --> 00:01:12,159 standing there in the back. I love that 53 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,310 standing there in the back. I love that even in our tech future, there's still 54 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:14,320 even in our tech future, there's still 55 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,310 even in our tech future, there's still one guy at work that does absolutely 56 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:16,320 one guy at work that does absolutely 57 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,149 one guy at work that does absolutely nothing. 58 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:18,159 nothing. 59 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:19,990 nothing. But as for the summit itself, Trump's 60 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:20,000 But as for the summit itself, Trump's 61 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,950 But as for the summit itself, Trump's welcome got off to a nice start when he 62 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:22,960 welcome got off to a nice start when he 63 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,749 welcome got off to a nice start when he was greeted by children upon children 64 00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:25,759 was greeted by children upon children 65 00:01:25,759 --> 00:01:28,469 was greeted by children upon children upon children. But then things took a 66 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:28,479 upon children. But then things took a 67 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:29,749 upon children. But then things took a turn for the worse when Trump was 68 00:01:29,749 --> 00:01:29,759 turn for the worse when Trump was 69 00:01:29,759 --> 00:01:34,069 turn for the worse when Trump was confronted by stairs upon stairs upon 70 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:34,079 confronted by stairs upon stairs upon 71 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:37,190 confronted by stairs upon stairs upon even more stairs. 72 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:37,200 even more stairs. 73 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,190 even more stairs. But after all the greeting and the stair 74 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:39,200 But after all the greeting and the stair 75 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,350 But after all the greeting and the stair climbing, it was time for the actual 76 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:41,360 climbing, it was time for the actual 77 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,749 climbing, it was time for the actual summit. A chance for President Xi to 78 00:01:43,749 --> 00:01:43,759 summit. A chance for President Xi to 79 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:46,469 summit. A chance for President Xi to explain his position in simple, clear 80 00:01:46,469 --> 00:01:46,479 explain his position in simple, clear 81 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:49,270 explain his position in simple, clear terms Donald Trump could understand. 82 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:49,280 terms Donald Trump could understand. 83 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,870 terms Donald Trump could understand. >> President Xi said that he hoped the two 84 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:50,880 >> President Xi said that he hoped the two 85 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,469 >> President Xi said that he hoped the two countries could avoid the so-called 86 00:01:52,469 --> 00:01:52,479 countries could avoid the so-called 87 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,389 countries could avoid the so-called Thusidities trap. It's a historic 88 00:01:54,389 --> 00:01:54,399 Thusidities trap. It's a historic 89 00:01:54,399 --> 00:01:55,990 Thusidities trap. It's a historic reference about a great power being 90 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:56,000 reference about a great power being 91 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,389 reference about a great power being threatened by the rise of another. 92 00:01:58,389 --> 00:01:58,399 threatened by the rise of another. 93 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:00,789 threatened by the rise of another. >> Damn it, G. 94 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:00,799 >> Damn it, G. 95 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:02,230 >> Damn it, G. You're going to hit President TRUMP WITH 96 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:02,240 You're going to hit President TRUMP WITH 97 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,590 You're going to hit President TRUMP WITH A THUSIDITY TRAP. NOW you're making his 98 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:05,600 A THUSIDITY TRAP. NOW you're making his 99 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,309 A THUSIDITY TRAP. NOW you're making his brain go up a flight of stairs. Come on. 100 00:02:08,309 --> 00:02:08,319 brain go up a flight of stairs. Come on. 101 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:09,990 brain go up a flight of stairs. Come on. All right, President Trump, don't let 102 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:10,000 All right, President Trump, don't let 103 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,710 All right, President Trump, don't let this guy history mog you. Show Show him 104 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:12,720 this guy history mog you. Show Show him 105 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,110 this guy history mog you. Show Show him you can communicate in equally 106 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:15,120 you can communicate in equally 107 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,470 you can communicate in equally sophisticated terms. Chinese restaurants 108 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:18,480 sophisticated terms. Chinese restaurants 109 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,949 sophisticated terms. Chinese restaurants in America today outnumber the five 110 00:02:20,949 --> 00:02:20,959 in America today outnumber the five 111 00:02:20,959 --> 00:02:23,750 in America today outnumber the five largest fast food chains in the United 112 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:23,760 largest fast food chains in the United 113 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,910 largest fast food chains in the United States all combined. That's a pretty big 114 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:25,920 States all combined. That's a pretty big 115 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,550 States all combined. That's a pretty big statement. Yeah, 116 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:28,560 statement. Yeah, 117 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,430 statement. Yeah, >> that's my president. 118 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:31,440 >> that's my president. 119 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,509 >> that's my president. >> Putting his understanding of geopolitics 120 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:33,519 >> Putting his understanding of geopolitics 121 00:02:33,519 --> 00:02:36,869 >> Putting his understanding of geopolitics into fast food terms. He gives a summit 122 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:36,879 into fast food terms. He gives a summit 123 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:38,390 into fast food terms. He gives a summit speech like a third grader who got 124 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:38,400 speech like a third grader who got 125 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,309 speech like a third grader who got assigned in China for his geography 126 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:40,319 assigned in China for his geography 127 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:43,509 assigned in China for his geography project. In conclusion, China is a land 128 00:02:43,509 --> 00:02:43,519 project. In conclusion, China is a land 129 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:46,390 project. In conclusion, China is a land of contrast. And I brought Panda Express 130 00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:46,400 of contrast. And I brought Panda Express 131 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,110 of contrast. And I brought Panda Express for everyone. 132 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:49,120 for everyone. 133 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,110 for everyone. I got to say, it appears to be a good 134 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:51,120 I got to say, it appears to be a good 135 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,270 I got to say, it appears to be a good sign to see all this bridge building 136 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:53,280 sign to see all this bridge building 137 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,790 sign to see all this bridge building because I was under the impression that 138 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:54,800 because I was under the impression that 139 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,710 because I was under the impression that our relationship with China was growing 140 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:56,720 our relationship with China was growing 141 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,390 our relationship with China was growing increasingly tense and bitter, 142 00:02:58,390 --> 00:02:58,400 increasingly tense and bitter, 143 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,630 increasingly tense and bitter, especially over Taiwan, which China 144 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:00,640 especially over Taiwan, which China 145 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,630 especially over Taiwan, which China wants to take back. We want to keep 146 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:02,640 wants to take back. We want to keep 147 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,630 wants to take back. We want to keep independent. But I'm sure all the 148 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:04,640 independent. But I'm sure all the 149 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,190 independent. But I'm sure all the goodwill between Xi and Trump carried 150 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:07,200 goodwill between Xi and Trump carried 151 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,270 goodwill between Xi and Trump carried over into their closed door meeting 152 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:09,280 over into their closed door meeting 153 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,390 over into their closed door meeting about Taiwan. During a two-hour closed 154 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:12,400 about Taiwan. During a two-hour closed 155 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,630 about Taiwan. During a two-hour closed door meeting, she reportedly delivering 156 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:14,640 door meeting, she reportedly delivering 157 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,430 door meeting, she reportedly delivering a stark warning to Trump on the issue of 158 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:17,440 a stark warning to Trump on the issue of 159 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,670 a stark warning to Trump on the issue of Taiwan, which China sees as its 160 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:19,680 Taiwan, which China sees as its 161 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,830 Taiwan, which China sees as its territory. She telling Trump if the 162 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:21,840 territory. She telling Trump if the 163 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,830 territory. She telling Trump if the issue is handled poorly, the two 164 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:23,840 issue is handled poorly, the two 165 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,949 issue is handled poorly, the two countries will collide or even clash. 166 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:26,959 countries will collide or even clash. 167 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:30,149 countries will collide or even clash. >> Ho ho ho. Tough talk, President Xi. 168 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:30,159 >> Ho ho ho. Tough talk, President Xi. 169 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,670 >> Ho ho ho. Tough talk, President Xi. Perhaps you've forgotten that you're 170 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:31,680 Perhaps you've forgotten that you're 171 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,070 Perhaps you've forgotten that you're talking to America, the country that's 172 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:34,080 talking to America, the country that's 173 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,789 talking to America, the country that's just about to start kicking Iran's ass 174 00:03:36,789 --> 00:03:36,799 just about to start kicking Iran's ass 175 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:40,070 just about to start kicking Iran's ass any day now. 176 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:40,080 any day now. 177 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,070 any day now. And if you want to step up to us with 178 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:42,080 And if you want to step up to us with 179 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,990 And if you want to step up to us with all this thusidities crap, then why 180 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:44,000 all this thusidities crap, then why 181 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,910 all this thusidities crap, then why don't you dit on these nuts? 182 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:47,920 don't you dit on these nuts? 183 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,990 don't you dit on these nuts? Now, I know Donald Trump's not going to 184 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:50,000 Now, I know Donald Trump's not going to 185 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,830 Now, I know Donald Trump's not going to take a tongue lashing like that. Our 186 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:51,840 take a tongue lashing like that. Our 187 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,509 take a tongue lashing like that. Our president's definitely not going to walk 188 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:53,519 president's definitely not going to walk 189 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:55,190 president's definitely not going to walk out of those talks looking like he's in 190 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:55,200 out of those talks looking like he's in 191 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,630 out of those talks looking like he's in a hostage video. 192 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:56,640 a hostage video. 193 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,070 a hostage video. >> How are your talks, sir? 194 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:00,080 >> How are your talks, sir? 195 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:04,869 >> How are your talks, sir? >> Wait. 196 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:04,879 197 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:08,229 >> HOLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE? 198 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:08,239 >> HOLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE? 199 00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,470 >> HOLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE? That was like asking Tiger Woods how the 200 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:10,480 That was like asking Tiger Woods how the 201 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,910 That was like asking Tiger Woods how the drive home went. 202 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:13,920 drive home went. 203 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,550 drive home went. >> All right, DT, do you want to expand on 204 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:16,560 >> All right, DT, do you want to expand on 205 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,509 >> All right, DT, do you want to expand on that? Maybe. Maybe uh defend Taiwan. 206 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:19,519 that? Maybe. Maybe uh defend Taiwan. 207 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:20,150 that? Maybe. Maybe uh defend Taiwan. >> Talk about Taiwan. 208 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:20,160 >> Talk about Taiwan. 209 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,790 >> Talk about Taiwan. >> Great place. Incredible. China's 210 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:22,800 >> Great place. Incredible. China's 211 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,909 >> Great place. Incredible. China's beautiful. 212 00:04:25,909 --> 00:04:25,919 213 00:04:25,919 --> 00:04:27,510 >> What happened in the meeting that made 214 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:27,520 >> What happened in the meeting that made 215 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,350 >> What happened in the meeting that made him really not want to talk about 216 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:29,360 him really not want to talk about 217 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,510 him really not want to talk about Taiwan? He's out there like, "Don't you 218 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:31,520 Taiwan? He's out there like, "Don't you 219 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,270 Taiwan? He's out there like, "Don't you guys want to talk about anything else? 220 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:33,280 guys want to talk about anything else? 221 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,710 guys want to talk about anything else? Jeffrey Epstein? I got a lot of 222 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:34,720 Jeffrey Epstein? I got a lot of 223 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,990 Jeffrey Epstein? I got a lot of redactions. I got time. Let's chat. So, 224 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:38,000 redactions. I got time. Let's chat. So, 225 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,990 redactions. I got time. Let's chat. So, after day one of this trip, I definitely 226 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:40,000 after day one of this trip, I definitely 227 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,150 after day one of this trip, I definitely have way more questions than answers. 228 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:42,160 have way more questions than answers. 229 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,990 have way more questions than answers. What does Xi say to Trump behind closed 230 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:44,000 What does Xi say to Trump behind closed 231 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,310 What does Xi say to Trump behind closed doors? Can our two nations avoid the 232 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:46,320 doors? Can our two nations avoid the 233 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,909 doors? Can our two nations avoid the famous two centipedes trap? How many 234 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:49,919 famous two centipedes trap? How many 235 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:52,790 famous two centipedes trap? How many Chinese restaurants are there in the US? 236 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:52,800 Chinese restaurants are there in the US? 237 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,629 Chinese restaurants are there in the US? Hell, I don't even know if Brett Bear 238 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:54,639 Hell, I don't even know if Brett Bear 239 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:57,110 Hell, I don't even know if Brett Bear ever got his sausage. This is the first 240 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:57,120 ever got his sausage. This is the first 241 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,350 ever got his sausage. This is the first of its kind here, and they say there are 242 00:04:59,350 --> 00:04:59,360 of its kind here, and they say there are 243 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,030 of its kind here, and they say there are going to be many different iterations. 244 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:01,040 going to be many different iterations. 245 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,110 going to be many different iterations. So, there's a real big back and forth. 246 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:03,120 So, there's a real big back and forth. 247 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:09,990 So, there's a real big back and forth. >> HE GOT HIS SAUSAGE. YEAH. 248 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:10,000 249 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,230 YES. 250 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:12,240 YES. 251 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,830 YES. And look, it's just a it's just a a 252 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:15,840 And look, it's just a it's just a a 253 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,830 And look, it's just a it's just a a loose sausage on a plate. Yum. The 254 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:19,840 loose sausage on a plate. Yum. The 255 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,590 loose sausage on a plate. Yum. The robots are like, I know you are going to 256 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:21,600 robots are like, I know you are going to 257 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,430 robots are like, I know you are going to eat this with your hands, you American 258 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:23,440 eat this with your hands, you American 259 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,029 eat this with your hands, you American pig. 260 00:05:25,029 --> 00:05:25,039 pig. 261 00:05:25,039 --> 00:05:26,870 pig. For more help understanding the summit 262 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:26,880 For more help understanding the summit 263 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,029 For more help understanding the summit and the complexities of China, let's go 264 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:29,039 and the complexities of China, let's go 265 00:05:29,039 --> 00:05:40,230 and the complexities of China, let's go live to Ronnie Chang. 266 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:40,240 267 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,150 Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. Of 268 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:42,160 Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. Of 269 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,830 Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. Of course, we have to check in with you for 270 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:43,840 course, we have to check in with you for 271 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,629 course, we have to check in with you for this. 272 00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:44,639 this. 273 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,310 this. >> Yeah. What do you mean, of course, 274 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:46,320 >> Yeah. What do you mean, of course, 275 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,350 >> Yeah. What do you mean, of course, you're checking in with me? Why? Why? Of 276 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:49,360 you're checking in with me? Why? Why? Of 277 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,790 you're checking in with me? Why? Why? Of course. 278 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:50,800 course. 279 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,150 course. >> Well, I mean, 280 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:52,160 >> Well, I mean, 281 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,070 >> Well, I mean, >> you've got you your you have your you 282 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:54,080 >> you've got you your you have your you 283 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,430 >> you've got you your you have your you have your expertise. 284 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:55,440 have your expertise. 285 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,749 have your expertise. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In in what? 286 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:57,759 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In in what? 287 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,270 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In in what? >> Well, you are when I when I'm thinking 288 00:05:59,270 --> 00:05:59,280 >> Well, you are when I when I'm thinking 289 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,430 >> Well, you are when I when I'm thinking of you. Oh, when I'm thinking of you, I 290 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:01,440 of you. Oh, when I'm thinking of you, I 291 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,830 of you. Oh, when I'm thinking of you, I think you are your expertise. You have 292 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:03,840 think you are your expertise. You have 293 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,870 think you are your expertise. You have you are you you're you're you're 294 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:06,880 you are you you're you're you're 295 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,070 you are you you're you're you're Chinese. You're Chinese, right? 296 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:10,080 Chinese. You're Chinese, right? 297 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,629 Chinese. You're Chinese, right? >> Yes. But 298 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:12,639 >> Yes. But 299 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,629 >> Yes. But >> well, no, that doesn't mean I'm the 300 00:06:14,629 --> 00:06:14,639 >> well, no, that doesn't mean I'm the 301 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,550 >> well, no, that doesn't mean I'm the China guy. 302 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:16,560 China guy. 303 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,469 China guy. >> Okay. I don't assume you're the expert 304 00:06:18,469 --> 00:06:18,479 >> Okay. I don't assume you're the expert 305 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,230 >> Okay. I don't assume you're the expert on Slender Man just because of how you 306 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:20,240 on Slender Man just because of how you 307 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:20,710 on Slender Man just because of how you look. 308 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:20,720 look. 309 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,150 look. >> Okay. 310 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:22,160 >> Okay. 311 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,749 >> Okay. >> Okay. Mean, but accurate. But as long as 312 00:06:25,749 --> 00:06:25,759 >> Okay. Mean, but accurate. But as long as 313 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,350 >> Okay. Mean, but accurate. But as long as you are here, why don't you help with 314 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:27,360 you are here, why don't you help with 315 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,029 you are here, why don't you help with this? I I need information. 316 00:06:29,029 --> 00:06:29,039 this? I I need information. 317 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:31,189 this? I I need information. >> No, no, no. I'm putting my foot down. 318 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:31,199 >> No, no, no. I'm putting my foot down. 319 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:32,870 >> No, no, no. I'm putting my foot down. All right. I'm not your China expert. 320 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:32,880 All right. I'm not your China expert. 321 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,749 All right. I'm not your China expert. I'm not even from China. Hey, Jordan. I 322 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:35,759 I'm not even from China. Hey, Jordan. I 323 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:36,629 I'm not even from China. Hey, Jordan. I think I can help. 324 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:36,639 think I can help. 325 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,390 think I can help. >> Wait, who? Who is that? Who is that? 326 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:38,400 >> Wait, who? Who is that? Who is that? 327 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:53,270 >> Wait, who? Who is that? Who is that? WAIT, JOSH JOHNSON. IT'S JOSH JOHNSON. 328 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:53,280 329 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,469 >> Hello from Beijing. Or should I say 330 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:56,479 >> Hello from Beijing. Or should I say 331 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,830 >> Hello from Beijing. Or should I say Konichi W Jordan. 332 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:57,840 Konichi W Jordan. 333 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,350 Konichi W Jordan. >> Okay, great. Fantastic. Uh Josh, you can 334 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:01,360 >> Okay, great. Fantastic. Uh Josh, you can 335 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,350 >> Okay, great. Fantastic. Uh Josh, you can be our China expert. What can what can 336 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:03,360 be our China expert. What can what can 337 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,270 be our China expert. What can what can you tell us about the US summit with 338 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:05,280 you tell us about the US summit with 339 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:05,990 you tell us about the US summit with China? 340 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,000 China? 341 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,070 China? >> Jordan, to fully understand the China 342 00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:08,080 >> Jordan, to fully understand the China 343 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,150 >> Jordan, to fully understand the China summit, you must first understand China. 344 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:10,160 summit, you must first understand China. 345 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,309 summit, you must first understand China. It's a proud but suspicious culture 346 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:12,319 It's a proud but suspicious culture 347 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:14,390 It's a proud but suspicious culture driven by the fear that at any moment 348 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:14,400 driven by the fear that at any moment 349 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,469 driven by the fear that at any moment Godzilla might show up and tap dance on 350 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:16,479 Godzilla might show up and tap dance on 351 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,390 Godzilla might show up and tap dance on everybody. All right, I'm talking 352 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:18,400 everybody. All right, I'm talking 353 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,550 everybody. All right, I'm talking stumping out buses like cigarette butts. 354 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:20,560 stumping out buses like cigarette butts. 355 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,110 stumping out buses like cigarette butts. >> Oh, I mean that is truly fascinating. 356 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:23,120 >> Oh, I mean that is truly fascinating. 357 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,550 >> Oh, I mean that is truly fascinating. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 358 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:24,560 >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 359 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:29,749 >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. What the 360 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:29,759 361 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:33,510 >> Godzilla is Japanese, you 362 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:33,520 >> Godzilla is Japanese, you 363 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,629 >> Godzilla is Japanese, you >> That's not Chinese. 364 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:34,639 >> That's not Chinese. 365 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:36,710 >> That's not Chinese. >> Okay. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry, Ronnie. I 366 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:36,720 >> Okay. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry, Ronnie. I 367 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,390 >> Okay. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry, Ronnie. I thought you said you didn't want to be 368 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:38,400 thought you said you didn't want to be 369 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,950 thought you said you didn't want to be the China expert. 370 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:40,960 the China expert. 371 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,350 the China expert. >> Yeah, I I didn't want to be, but I mean 372 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:43,360 >> Yeah, I I didn't want to be, but I mean 373 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,350 >> Yeah, I I didn't want to be, but I mean >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 374 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:45,360 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 375 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,550 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Then let our China expert file 376 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:48,560 no, no. Then let our China expert file 377 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,790 no, no. Then let our China expert file his report. Josh, continue. 378 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:52,800 his report. Josh, continue. 379 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,430 his report. Josh, continue. >> Thank you, Jordan. Yesterday, Trump and 380 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:55,440 >> Thank you, Jordan. Yesterday, Trump and 381 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,670 >> Thank you, Jordan. Yesterday, Trump and Gi sat down for a dinner of a 382 00:07:57,670 --> 00:07:57,680 Gi sat down for a dinner of a 383 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,309 Gi sat down for a dinner of a traditional Chinese dish. Pat Thai 384 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:00,319 traditional Chinese dish. Pat Thai 385 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:01,270 traditional Chinese dish. Pat Thai noodles. 386 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:01,280 noodles. 387 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,469 noodles. >> THESE HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 388 00:08:04,469 --> 00:08:04,479 >> THESE HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 389 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:08,150 >> THESE HOLD ON. HOLD ON. Those are Thai pat Thai. Pat Thai. Thai 390 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:08,160 Those are Thai pat Thai. Pat Thai. Thai 391 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,350 Those are Thai pat Thai. Pat Thai. Thai like Thailand. You I sick of Americans 392 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:11,360 like Thailand. You I sick of Americans 393 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,029 like Thailand. You I sick of Americans making no effort to differentiate the 394 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:13,039 making no effort to differentiate the 395 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:13,909 making no effort to differentiate the countries in Asia. 396 00:08:13,909 --> 00:08:13,919 countries in Asia. 397 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:15,670 countries in Asia. >> Oh, I I'm sorry, Ronnie. That sounds 398 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:15,680 >> Oh, I I'm sorry, Ronnie. That sounds 399 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,950 >> Oh, I I'm sorry, Ronnie. That sounds like something a China expert would say, 400 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:18,960 like something a China expert would say, 401 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,270 like something a China expert would say, but I was under the impression you 402 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:21,280 but I was under the impression you 403 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,950 but I was under the impression you weren't one. 404 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:22,960 weren't one. 405 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,029 weren't one. >> Yeah. Why don't you leave China to the 406 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:25,039 >> Yeah. Why don't you leave China to the 407 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:27,589 >> Yeah. Why don't you leave China to the Chinese experts 408 00:08:27,589 --> 00:08:27,599 Chinese experts 409 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:31,670 Chinese experts or as Mr. Miyagi said in the art of war 410 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:31,680 or as Mr. Miyagi said in the art of war 411 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,190 or as Mr. Miyagi said in the art of war haden 412 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:35,200 413 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:39,110 that is don't applaud that. That is so 414 00:08:39,110 --> 00:08:39,120 that is don't applaud that. That is so 415 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,389 that is don't applaud that. That is so that is soing ignorant. I don't even 416 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:42,399 that is soing ignorant. I don't even 417 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:44,230 that is soing ignorant. I don't even know how to reply to that. All right, 418 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:44,240 know how to reply to that. All right, 419 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,190 know how to reply to that. All right, you know what? Fet. I don't give a 420 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:47,200 you know what? Fet. I don't give a 421 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,230 you know what? Fet. I don't give a Thank you. This summit comes at a tense 422 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:50,240 Thank you. This summit comes at a tense 423 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,150 Thank you. This summit comes at a tense time for President Trump, who wants 424 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:52,160 time for President Trump, who wants 425 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,310 time for President Trump, who wants China to help with the Iran war, while 426 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:54,320 China to help with the Iran war, while 427 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,710 China to help with the Iran war, while China wants America to help Huntrics 428 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:56,720 China wants America to help Huntrics 429 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,670 China wants America to help Huntrics fight all the demons. 430 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:57,680 fight all the demons. 431 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,590 fight all the demons. >> Okay. Okay. That's 432 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:01,600 433 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,710 that's K-pop demon hunters. 434 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:04,720 that's K-pop demon hunters. 435 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,509 that's K-pop demon hunters. >> Yes, indeed. It seems that Ronnie's son 436 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:07,519 >> Yes, indeed. It seems that Ronnie's son 437 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:10,870 >> Yes, indeed. It seems that Ronnie's son has learned much from me, his Chinese 438 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:10,880 has learned much from me, his Chinese 439 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,190 has learned much from me, his Chinese sensei. Interesting fact, Jordan, the K 440 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:13,200 sensei. Interesting fact, Jordan, the K 441 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,509 sensei. Interesting fact, Jordan, the K in K-pop is actually an ancient Chinese 442 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:15,519 in K-pop is actually an ancient Chinese 443 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,829 in K-pop is actually an ancient Chinese symbol which translates to kachinese. 444 00:09:17,829 --> 00:09:17,839 symbol which translates to kachinese. 445 00:09:17,839 --> 00:09:19,190 symbol which translates to kachinese. >> Okay, 446 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:19,200 >> Okay, 447 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,550 >> Okay, >> this is very helpful. This is very 448 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:20,560 >> this is very helpful. This is very 449 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,070 >> this is very helpful. This is very helpful. I'm learning so much. Thank 450 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:22,080 helpful. I'm learning so much. Thank 451 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,070 helpful. I'm learning so much. Thank you, Josh. Thank you. 452 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:24,080 you, Josh. Thank you. 453 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,110 you, Josh. Thank you. >> Everyone is getting dumber. 454 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:27,120 >> Everyone is getting dumber. 455 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,230 >> Everyone is getting dumber. >> The K in K-pop stands for Korean. Josh, 456 00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:30,240 >> The K in K-pop stands for Korean. Josh, 457 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,910 >> The K in K-pop stands for Korean. Josh, you don't know about China. 458 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:31,920 you don't know about China. 459 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,750 you don't know about China. >> It's not my fault I'm the second most 460 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:33,760 >> It's not my fault I'm the second most 461 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,550 >> It's not my fault I'm the second most Chinese guy in the office. Okay, 462 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:36,560 Chinese guy in the office. Okay, 463 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,350 Chinese guy in the office. Okay, >> what the even mean? I don't know. But if 464 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:39,360 >> what the even mean? I don't know. But if 465 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,910 >> what the even mean? I don't know. But if I wasn't a Chinese expert, how how would 466 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:41,920 I wasn't a Chinese expert, how how would 467 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,230 I wasn't a Chinese expert, how how would I know every member of the Wuang clan? 468 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:44,240 I know every member of the Wuang clan? 469 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,070 I know every member of the Wuang clan? All right, 470 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:46,080 All right, 471 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,550 All right, watch. Watch. The Rizza, the Jiza, 472 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:48,560 watch. Watch. The Rizza, the Jiza, 473 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,350 watch. Watch. The Rizza, the Jiza, Ghostface Killer, Meth Man, Rayquan. How 474 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:51,360 Ghostface Killer, Meth Man, Rayquan. How 475 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:56,949 Ghostface Killer, Meth Man, Rayquan. How many can you name? 476 00:09:56,949 --> 00:09:56,959 477 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:59,829 >> Okay. Okay. Well, you took all of them. 478 00:09:59,829 --> 00:09:59,839 >> Okay. Okay. Well, you took all of them. 479 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:01,190 >> Okay. Okay. Well, you took all of them. >> And knowing Wuang doesn't mean you know 480 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:01,200 >> And knowing Wuang doesn't mean you know 481 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,070 >> And knowing Wuang doesn't mean you know more about China. 482 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:02,080 more about China. 483 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,949 more about China. >> Capidana, Master Killer, Inspector Deck, 484 00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:04,959 >> Capidana, Master Killer, Inspector Deck, 485 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:11,430 >> Capidana, Master Killer, Inspector Deck, YOU GOT OLD DIRTY BASTARD. HOLY 486 00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:11,440 487 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,430 I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHINA than I thought. 488 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:13,440 I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHINA than I thought. 489 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,389 I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHINA than I thought. Suck it, Ronnie. 490 00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:14,399 Suck it, Ronnie. 491 00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:16,949 Suck it, Ronnie. >> Yeah, suck it, Ronnie. Shut up. Shut the 492 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:16,959 >> Yeah, suck it, Ronnie. Shut up. Shut the 493 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,509 >> Yeah, suck it, Ronnie. Shut up. Shut the up, all of you. God damn it. All right, 494 00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:19,519 up, all of you. God damn it. All right, 495 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:23,110 up, all of you. God damn it. All right, fine. I'll be the CHINA EXPERT. OKAY. 496 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:23,120 fine. I'll be the CHINA EXPERT. OKAY. 497 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,590 fine. I'll be the CHINA EXPERT. OKAY. OKAY. YEAH. 498 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:27,600 499 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,910 If you want to. Awesome. If you want to. 500 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:29,920 If you want to. Awesome. If you want to. 501 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,150 If you want to. Awesome. If you want to. So, as the China expert, how do you 502 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:32,160 So, as the China expert, how do you 503 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,590 So, as the China expert, how do you think America should navigate the 504 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:33,600 think America should navigate the 505 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,269 think America should navigate the Taiwanese independence and the threat of 506 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:35,279 Taiwanese independence and the threat of 507 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:39,269 Taiwanese independence and the threat of war with China? 508 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:39,279 509 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,710 Okay. You know what? I'll pass. I'll 510 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:40,720 Okay. You know what? I'll pass. I'll 511 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,949 Okay. You know what? I'll pass. I'll pass on this one. And how about you let 512 00:10:42,949 --> 00:10:42,959 pass on this one. And how about you let 513 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,430 pass on this one. And how about you let Josh, you fix Taiwan. All right. Happy 514 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:45,440 Josh, you fix Taiwan. All right. Happy 515 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:49,190 Josh, you fix Taiwan. All right. Happy to. Now, is Taiwan one of the demon 516 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:49,200 to. Now, is Taiwan one of the demon 517 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,630 to. Now, is Taiwan one of the demon hunters? 518 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:50,640 hunters? 519 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,069 hunters? >> Rodney Chang and Josh Johnson. 520 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:52,079 >> Rodney Chang and Josh Johnson. 521 00:10:52,079 --> 00:10:55,079 >> Rodney Chang and Josh Johnson. Everybody. 44910

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