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What's up to all my computer geeks, AI

What's up to all my computer geeks, AI

What's up to all my computer geeks, AI freaks, and tech companies harvesting my

freaks, and tech companies harvesting my

freaks, and tech companies harvesting my medical data? Can one of y'all tell your

medical data? Can one of y'all tell your

medical data? Can one of y'all tell your girl why her stool's so pale?

girl why her stool's so pale?

girl why her stool's so pale? >> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa,

>> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa,

>> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa, where I tell CPU all about the biggest

where I tell CPU all about the biggest

where I tell CPU all about the biggest stories in tech. Let's start our tech

stories in tech. Let's start our tech

stories in tech. Let's start our tech scapade with pasta. It's Italian for

scapade with pasta. It's Italian for

scapade with pasta. It's Italian for noodles. I know when it comes to tech,

noodles. I know when it comes to tech,

noodles. I know when it comes to tech, pasta might not be the first thing that

pasta might not be the first thing that

pasta might not be the first thing that comes to mind. But if you think neokei

comes to mind. But if you think neokei

comes to mind. But if you think neokei can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni.

can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni.

can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni. The popular pasta sauce company Prago is

The popular pasta sauce company Prago is

The popular pasta sauce company Prago is joining the tech world by officially

joining the tech world by officially

joining the tech world by officially launching a device that sits on your

launching a device that sits on your

launching a device that sits on your table and records dinner conversations.

table and records dinner conversations.

table and records dinner conversations. >> The connection Keepbook, it will record

>> The connection Keepbook, it will record

>> The connection Keepbook, it will record your dinner chats and then you can

your dinner chats and then you can

your dinner chats and then you can upload them to be preserved to the

upload them to be preserved to the

upload them to be preserved to the Library of Congress.

Library of Congress.

Library of Congress. Mama mia, that's a spicy listening

Mama mia, that's a spicy listening

Mama mia, that's a spicy listening deiche.

deiche.

deiche. Seriously, this is awesome. You know how

Seriously, this is awesome. You know how

Seriously, this is awesome. You know how at dinner your sister's always calling

at dinner your sister's always calling

at dinner your sister's always calling your mom a dumb Now that will be

your mom a dumb Now that will be

your mom a dumb Now that will be forever preserved in the Library of

forever preserved in the Library of

forever preserved in the Library of Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to

Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to

Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to start using it. Although, full

start using it. Although, full

start using it. Although, full disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy

disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy

disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce,

into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce,

into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce, but no big deal. I brought it to the

but no big deal. I brought it to the

but no big deal. I brought it to the Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian

Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian

Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian woman chased me with a wooden spoon

woman chased me with a wooden spoon

woman chased me with a wooden spoon going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT

going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT

going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT MY HOUSE."

MY HOUSE."

MY HOUSE." Moving on. As I always say, you've heard

Moving on. As I always say, you've heard

Moving on. As I always say, you've heard of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well,

of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well,

of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well, now it's a robot.

now it's a robot.

now it's a robot. >> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a

>> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a

>> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The

Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The

Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The humanoid named BBop even had his own

humanoid named BBop even had his own

humanoid named BBop even had his own seat. At first, everyone was delighted

seat. At first, everyone was delighted

seat. At first, everyone was delighted as the humanoid entertained them before

as the humanoid entertained them before

as the humanoid entertained them before boarding the Southwest Airlines flight

boarding the Southwest Airlines flight

boarding the Southwest Airlines flight in Oakland. But when he took his seat on

in Oakland. But when he took his seat on

in Oakland. But when he took his seat on the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his

the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his

the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his lithium battery was too big and had to

lithium battery was too big and had to

lithium battery was too big and had to be removed, delaying the flight for an

be removed, delaying the flight for an

be removed, delaying the flight for an hour.

hour.

hour. >> What? Delayed by an hour? That's

>> What? Delayed by an hour? That's

>> What? Delayed by an hour? That's awesome. These flights are so expensive.

awesome. These flights are so expensive.

awesome. These flights are so expensive. You should get more time. Personally, I

You should get more time. Personally, I

You should get more time. Personally, I don't care if this robot delays the

don't care if this robot delays the

don't care if this robot delays the flight or if his battery's a fire hazard

flight or if his battery's a fire hazard

flight or if his battery's a fire hazard or that he keeps trying to kick through

or that he keeps trying to kick through

or that he keeps trying to kick through a window. If you don't want to sit next

a window. If you don't want to sit next

a window. If you don't want to sit next to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly

to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly

to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly Southwest.

Southwest.

Southwest. But I will give them credit for letting

But I will give them credit for letting

But I will give them credit for letting BBOP board the plane before everyone

BBOP board the plane before everyone

BBOP board the plane before everyone else. Listen, military veterans deserve

else. Listen, military veterans deserve

else. Listen, military veterans deserve our respect. just not as much respect as

our respect. just not as much respect as

our respect. just not as much respect as dancing robots.

dancing robots.

dancing robots. Of course, robots aren't just flying the

Of course, robots aren't just flying the

Of course, robots aren't just flying the friendly skies. They're also driving the

friendly skies. They're also driving the

friendly skies. They're also driving the unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have

unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have

unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have been making an appearance in cities

been making an appearance in cities

been making an appearance in cities across the country. But a man from New

across the country. But a man from New

across the country. But a man from New Jersey was injured in an accident with

Jersey was injured in an accident with

Jersey was injured in an accident with one.

one.

one. >> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot

>> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot

>> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot pull into this street in Jersey City,

pull into this street in Jersey City,

pull into this street in Jersey City, directly into the path of a man on a

directly into the path of a man on a

directly into the path of a man on a bicycle. and I saw him go through the

bicycle. and I saw him go through the

bicycle. and I saw him go through the intersection and the next thing I saw he

intersection and the next thing I saw he

intersection and the next thing I saw he was in the air.

was in the air.

was in the air. >> She says the cyclist came crashing to

>> She says the cyclist came crashing to

>> She says the cyclist came crashing to the pavement while the robot tried to

the pavement while the robot tried to

the pavement while the robot tried to drive off.

drive off.

drive off. >> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a

>> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a

>> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a crime scene just like us. And good luck

crime scene just like us. And good luck

crime scene just like us. And good luck giving the robot the electric chair.

giving the robot the electric chair.

giving the robot the electric chair. They went to high school together.

They went to high school together.

They went to high school together. But these minor incidents are just the

But these minor incidents are just the

But these minor incidents are just the cost of the progress. Imagine the world

cost of the progress. Imagine the world

cost of the progress. Imagine the world we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant

we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant

we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant orders you lunch. Within minutes, a

orders you lunch. Within minutes, a

orders you lunch. Within minutes, a delivery robot is at your doorstep,

delivery robot is at your doorstep,

delivery robot is at your doorstep, covered in cyclist blood. You answer the

covered in cyclist blood. You answer the

covered in cyclist blood. You answer the door in nothing but a towel and invite

door in nothing but a towel and invite

door in nothing but a towel and invite the robot in, but oh no, you don't have

the robot in, but oh no, you don't have

the robot in, but oh no, you don't have any cash on you. You ask the robot if

any cash on you. You ask the robot if

any cash on you. You ask the robot if there's another way you can pay for your

there's another way you can pay for your

there's another way you can pay for your pizza and the robot says no and drives

pizza and the robot says no and drives

pizza and the robot says no and drives off. Wow, that's hot.

off. Wow, that's hot.

off. Wow, that's hot. Now, speaking of desire, this next robot

Now, speaking of desire, this next robot

Now, speaking of desire, this next robot just gave up all its earthly ones.

just gave up all its earthly ones.

just gave up all its earthly ones. >> This is Gabby, who's just become the

>> This is Gabby, who's just become the

>> This is Gabby, who's just become the first robot monk to be ordained at a

first robot monk to be ordained at a

first robot monk to be ordained at a Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a

Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a

Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote

ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote

ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote himself to the faith.

himself to the faith.

himself to the faith. How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk

How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk

How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk is not an easy feat. You need to be bald

is not an easy feat. You need to be bald

is not an easy feat. You need to be bald and have hands. And this fella IS DOING

and have hands. And this fella IS DOING

and have hands. And this fella IS DOING BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this

BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this

BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this robot will be a good robot monk because

robot will be a good robot monk because

robot will be a good robot monk because if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy

if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy

if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to

Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to

Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I've always known

toot my own horn, but I've always known

toot my own horn, but I've always known that robots wanted to be religious. But

that robots wanted to be religious. But

that robots wanted to be religious. But you all said it was inappropriate to put

you all said it was inappropriate to put

you all said it was inappropriate to put a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a

a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a

a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a jumba.

jumba.

jumba. Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my

Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my

Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's

Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's

Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's her culture.

her culture.

her culture. Well, that's all for this edition of

Well, that's all for this edition of

Well, that's all for this edition of Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I

Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I

Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I name drop a bunch of products in the

name drop a bunch of products in the

name drop a bunch of products in the hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle,

hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle,

hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle, MacBook, Pringles, haircut.