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What's up to all my computer geeks, AI
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What's up to all my computer geeks, AI
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What's up to all my computer geeks, AI
freaks, and tech companies harvesting my
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freaks, and tech companies harvesting my
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freaks, and tech companies harvesting my
medical data? Can one of y'all tell your
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medical data? Can one of y'all tell your
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medical data? Can one of y'all tell your
girl why her stool's so pale?
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girl why her stool's so pale?
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girl why her stool's so pale?
>> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa,
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>> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa,
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>> I'm Grace Koolage, and this is Techa,
where I tell CPU all about the biggest
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where I tell CPU all about the biggest
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where I tell CPU all about the biggest
stories in tech. Let's start our tech
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stories in tech. Let's start our tech
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stories in tech. Let's start our tech
scapade with pasta. It's Italian for
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scapade with pasta. It's Italian for
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scapade with pasta. It's Italian for
noodles. I know when it comes to tech,
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noodles. I know when it comes to tech,
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noodles. I know when it comes to tech,
pasta might not be the first thing that
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pasta might not be the first thing that
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pasta might not be the first thing that
comes to mind. But if you think neokei
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comes to mind. But if you think neokei
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comes to mind. But if you think neokei
can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni.
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can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni.
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can't lowkey be techy, you're macaroni.
The popular pasta sauce company Prago is
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The popular pasta sauce company Prago is
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The popular pasta sauce company Prago is
joining the tech world by officially
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joining the tech world by officially
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joining the tech world by officially
launching a device that sits on your
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launching a device that sits on your
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launching a device that sits on your
table and records dinner conversations.
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table and records dinner conversations.
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table and records dinner conversations.
>> The connection Keepbook, it will record
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>> The connection Keepbook, it will record
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>> The connection Keepbook, it will record
your dinner chats and then you can
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your dinner chats and then you can
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your dinner chats and then you can
upload them to be preserved to the
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upload them to be preserved to the
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upload them to be preserved to the
Library of Congress.
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Library of Congress.
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Library of Congress.
Mama mia, that's a spicy listening
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Mama mia, that's a spicy listening
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Mama mia, that's a spicy listening
deiche.
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deiche.
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deiche.
Seriously, this is awesome. You know how
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Seriously, this is awesome. You know how
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Seriously, this is awesome. You know how
at dinner your sister's always calling
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at dinner your sister's always calling
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at dinner your sister's always calling
your mom a dumb Now that will be
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your mom a dumb Now that will be
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your mom a dumb Now that will be
forever preserved in the Library of
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forever preserved in the Library of
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forever preserved in the Library of
Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to
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Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to
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Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait to
start using it. Although, full
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start using it. Although, full
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start using it. Although, full
disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy
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disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy
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disclosure, I did drop my PGO thingy
into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce,
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into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce,
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into a boiling pot of spaghetti sauce,
but no big deal. I brought it to the
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but no big deal. I brought it to the
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but no big deal. I brought it to the
Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian
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Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian
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Prago Genius Bar where an old Italian
woman chased me with a wooden spoon
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woman chased me with a wooden spoon
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woman chased me with a wooden spoon
going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT
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going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT
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going, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU THIS AT
MY HOUSE."
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MY HOUSE."
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MY HOUSE."
Moving on. As I always say, you've heard
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Moving on. As I always say, you've heard
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Moving on. As I always say, you've heard
of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well,
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of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well,
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of the movie Snakes on a Plane. Well,
now it's a robot.
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now it's a robot.
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now it's a robot.
>> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a
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>> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a
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>> You've heard of the movie Snakes on a
Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The
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Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The
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Plane? Well, now it's a robot. The
humanoid named BBop even had his own
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humanoid named BBop even had his own
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humanoid named BBop even had his own
seat. At first, everyone was delighted
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seat. At first, everyone was delighted
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seat. At first, everyone was delighted
as the humanoid entertained them before
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as the humanoid entertained them before
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as the humanoid entertained them before
boarding the Southwest Airlines flight
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boarding the Southwest Airlines flight
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boarding the Southwest Airlines flight
in Oakland. But when he took his seat on
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in Oakland. But when he took his seat on
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in Oakland. But when he took his seat on
the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his
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the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his
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the plane, the fun ended. Turns out his
lithium battery was too big and had to
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lithium battery was too big and had to
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lithium battery was too big and had to
be removed, delaying the flight for an
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be removed, delaying the flight for an
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be removed, delaying the flight for an
hour.
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hour.
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hour.
>> What? Delayed by an hour? That's
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>> What? Delayed by an hour? That's
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>> What? Delayed by an hour? That's
awesome. These flights are so expensive.
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awesome. These flights are so expensive.
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awesome. These flights are so expensive.
You should get more time. Personally, I
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You should get more time. Personally, I
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You should get more time. Personally, I
don't care if this robot delays the
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don't care if this robot delays the
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don't care if this robot delays the
flight or if his battery's a fire hazard
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flight or if his battery's a fire hazard
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flight or if his battery's a fire hazard
or that he keeps trying to kick through
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or that he keeps trying to kick through
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or that he keeps trying to kick through
a window. If you don't want to sit next
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a window. If you don't want to sit next
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a window. If you don't want to sit next
to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly
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to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly
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to a suicidal maniac, then don't fly
Southwest.
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Southwest.
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Southwest.
But I will give them credit for letting
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But I will give them credit for letting
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But I will give them credit for letting
BBOP board the plane before everyone
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BBOP board the plane before everyone
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BBOP board the plane before everyone
else. Listen, military veterans deserve
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else. Listen, military veterans deserve
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else. Listen, military veterans deserve
our respect. just not as much respect as
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our respect. just not as much respect as
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our respect. just not as much respect as
dancing robots.
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dancing robots.
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dancing robots.
Of course, robots aren't just flying the
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Of course, robots aren't just flying the
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Of course, robots aren't just flying the
friendly skies. They're also driving the
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friendly skies. They're also driving the
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friendly skies. They're also driving the
unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have
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unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have
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unfriendly grounds. Delivery robots have
been making an appearance in cities
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been making an appearance in cities
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been making an appearance in cities
across the country. But a man from New
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across the country. But a man from New
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across the country. But a man from New
Jersey was injured in an accident with
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Jersey was injured in an accident with
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Jersey was injured in an accident with
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one.
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one.
>> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot
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>> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot
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>> Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot
pull into this street in Jersey City,
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pull into this street in Jersey City,
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pull into this street in Jersey City,
directly into the path of a man on a
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directly into the path of a man on a
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directly into the path of a man on a
bicycle. and I saw him go through the
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bicycle. and I saw him go through the
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bicycle. and I saw him go through the
intersection and the next thing I saw he
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intersection and the next thing I saw he
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intersection and the next thing I saw he
was in the air.
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was in the air.
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was in the air.
>> She says the cyclist came crashing to
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>> She says the cyclist came crashing to
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>> She says the cyclist came crashing to
the pavement while the robot tried to
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the pavement while the robot tried to
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the pavement while the robot tried to
drive off.
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drive off.
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drive off.
>> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a
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>> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a
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>> IN TECH INCREDIBLE ROBOTS CAN FLEE a
crime scene just like us. And good luck
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crime scene just like us. And good luck
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crime scene just like us. And good luck
giving the robot the electric chair.
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giving the robot the electric chair.
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giving the robot the electric chair.
They went to high school together.
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They went to high school together.
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They went to high school together.
But these minor incidents are just the
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But these minor incidents are just the
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But these minor incidents are just the
cost of the progress. Imagine the world
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cost of the progress. Imagine the world
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cost of the progress. Imagine the world
we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant
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we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant
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we'll soon be living in. An AI assistant
orders you lunch. Within minutes, a
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orders you lunch. Within minutes, a
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orders you lunch. Within minutes, a
delivery robot is at your doorstep,
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delivery robot is at your doorstep,
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delivery robot is at your doorstep,
covered in cyclist blood. You answer the
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covered in cyclist blood. You answer the
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covered in cyclist blood. You answer the
door in nothing but a towel and invite
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door in nothing but a towel and invite
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door in nothing but a towel and invite
the robot in, but oh no, you don't have
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the robot in, but oh no, you don't have
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the robot in, but oh no, you don't have
any cash on you. You ask the robot if
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any cash on you. You ask the robot if
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any cash on you. You ask the robot if
there's another way you can pay for your
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there's another way you can pay for your
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there's another way you can pay for your
pizza and the robot says no and drives
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pizza and the robot says no and drives
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pizza and the robot says no and drives
off. Wow, that's hot.
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off. Wow, that's hot.
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off. Wow, that's hot.
Now, speaking of desire, this next robot
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Now, speaking of desire, this next robot
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Now, speaking of desire, this next robot
just gave up all its earthly ones.
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just gave up all its earthly ones.
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just gave up all its earthly ones.
>> This is Gabby, who's just become the
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>> This is Gabby, who's just become the
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>> This is Gabby, who's just become the
first robot monk to be ordained at a
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first robot monk to be ordained at a
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first robot monk to be ordained at a
Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a
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Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a
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Buddhist temple in South Korea. At a
ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote
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ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote
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ceremony in Soul, he pledged to devote
himself to the faith.
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himself to the faith.
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himself to the faith.
How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk
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How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk
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How teching cool. Being a Buddhist monk
is not an easy feat. You need to be bald
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is not an easy feat. You need to be bald
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is not an easy feat. You need to be bald
and have hands. And this fella IS DOING
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and have hands. And this fella IS DOING
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and have hands. And this fella IS DOING
BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this
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BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this
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BOTH IN A MAJOR WAY. And you know this
robot will be a good robot monk because
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robot will be a good robot monk because
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robot will be a good robot monk because
if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy
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if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy
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if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy
Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to
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Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to
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Fier's colonoscopy camera. Now, not to
toot my own horn, but I've always known
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toot my own horn, but I've always known
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toot my own horn, but I've always known
that robots wanted to be religious. But
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that robots wanted to be religious. But
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that robots wanted to be religious. But
you all said it was inappropriate to put
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you all said it was inappropriate to put
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you all said it was inappropriate to put
a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a
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a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a
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a yarmika on my Roomba and call it a
jumba.
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jumba.
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jumba.
Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my
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Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my
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Well, look who's laughing now. Rivka, my
Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's
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Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's
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Jumba, while she watches Seinfeld, it's
her culture.
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her culture.
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her culture.
Well, that's all for this edition of
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Well, that's all for this edition of
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Well, that's all for this edition of
Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I
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Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I
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Tech. Yeah. Join us next time when I
name drop a bunch of products in the
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name drop a bunch of products in the
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name drop a bunch of products in the
hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle,
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hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle,
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hopes I get some free stuff. Kindle,
MacBook, Pringles, haircut.
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