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President Trump left for a major summit

President Trump left for a major summit
in China yesterday, where he's sure to

in China yesterday, where he's sure to

in China yesterday, where he's sure to
discuss important topics such as trade

discuss important topics such as trade

discuss important topics such as trade
deals, the war in Iran, and whether the

deals, the war in Iran, and whether the

deals, the war in Iran, and whether the
Chinese can help get his fingers out of

Chinese can help get his fingers out of

Chinese can help get his fingers out of
that pesky trap.

Honestly, this trip could not have come

Honestly, this trip could not have come
at a better time. Things have not been

at a better time. Things have not been

at a better time. Things have not been
going great at home, and at a press

going great at home, and at a press

going great at home, and at a press
conference just before he left, you can

conference just before he left, you can

conference just before he left, you can
see just how testy he's getting. So what

see just how testy he's getting. So what

see just how testy he's getting. So what
happened is uh we have a ballroom that's

happened is uh we have a ballroom that's

happened is uh we have a ballroom that's
under budget. It's going up right here.

under budget. It's going up right here.

under budget. It's going up right here.
Double double.

Double double.

Double double.
>> I doubled the size of it. You dumb

>> I doubled the size of it. You dumb

>> I doubled the size of it. You dumb
person.

person.

person.
>> Cuba. What about

>> Cuba. What about

>> Cuba. What about
>> you? You are not a smart person.

>> you? You are not a smart person.

>> you? You are not a smart person.
>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Mr.

>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Mr.

>> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Mr.
President. Go to your happy place. Well,

President. Go to your happy place. Well,

President. Go to your happy place. Well,
not literally. That party's over and

not literally. That party's over and

not literally. That party's over and
your wingman is MIA.

metaphorically.

metaphorically.
The point is, I think both Trump and us

The point is, I think both Trump and us

The point is, I think both Trump and us
could benefit from this time apart. I

could benefit from this time apart. I

could benefit from this time apart. I
mean, nothing wrong with a little break.

mean, nothing wrong with a little break.

mean, nothing wrong with a little break.
Get some distance, reset. You know what?

Get some distance, reset. You know what?

Get some distance, reset. You know what?
You can you can take your boys with you.

You can you can take your boys with you.

You can you can take your boys with you.
>> Making the trip with him, several of the

>> Making the trip with him, several of the

>> Making the trip with him, several of the
nation's top CEOs, including Elon Musk,

nation's top CEOs, including Elon Musk,

nation's top CEOs, including Elon Musk,
Tim Cook, and Jensen Wong, the head of

Tim Cook, and Jensen Wong, the head of

Tim Cook, and Jensen Wong, the head of
Nvidia.

Nvidia.

Nvidia.
>> That's your crew?

>> That's your crew?

>> That's your crew?
Those are your boys. Not exactly the rat

Those are your boys. Not exactly the rat

Those are your boys. Not exactly the rat
pack here, is it? That's the kind of

pack here, is it? That's the kind of

pack here, is it? That's the kind of
bachelor party that makes a stripper

bachelor party that makes a stripper

bachelor party that makes a stripper
want to get her life back in order.

In fact, you can tell that that was not

In fact, you can tell that that was not
a fun flight by watching Donald Trump

a fun flight by watching Donald Trump

a fun flight by watching Donald Trump
walking down the staircase after he

walking down the staircase after he

walking down the staircase after he
landed in Beijing. I mean, look at that.

landed in Beijing. I mean, look at that.

landed in Beijing. I mean, look at that.
That is a man who spent 19 hours sitting

That is a man who spent 19 hours sitting

That is a man who spent 19 hours sitting
next to Elon Musk.

next to Elon Musk.

next to Elon Musk.
Yeah, sure. Yeah. All right, let's hear

Yeah, sure. Yeah. All right, let's hear

Yeah, sure. Yeah. All right, let's hear
Grock do the Borat voice again. Oh,

Grock do the Borat voice again. Oh,

Grock do the Borat voice again. Oh,
yeah. All right. A partite South Africa

yeah. All right. A partite South Africa

yeah. All right. A partite South Africa
was very nice. Yeah. When do we land?

was very nice. Yeah. When do we land?

was very nice. Yeah. When do we land?
Luckily, China was there to perk him up,

Luckily, China was there to perk him up,

Luckily, China was there to perk him up,
though, with a Jennifer Hudson spirit

though, with a Jennifer Hudson spirit

though, with a Jennifer Hudson spirit
tuttle of business casual children.

>> That that chant translates to ballroom

>> That that chant translates to ballroom
now. Ballroom now.

now. Ballroom now.

now. Ballroom now.
And then of course Tim Cook got off the

And then of course Tim Cook got off the

And then of course Tim Cook got off the
plane and was like, "Hey you kids, get

plane and was like, "Hey you kids, get

plane and was like, "Hey you kids, get
back to work." Huh?

back to work." Huh?

back to work." Huh?
I'm not paying you a nickel an hour to

I'm not paying you a nickel an hour to

I'm not paying you a nickel an hour to
sing. Get back there.

sing. Get back there.

sing. Get back there.
Anyway, you know what? I'm sure Trump

Anyway, you know what? I'm sure Trump

Anyway, you know what? I'm sure Trump
will have a good time. And while he's

will have a good time. And while he's

will have a good time. And while he's
gone, maybe we can have a little

gone, maybe we can have a little

gone, maybe we can have a little
check-in back here at home. You know,

check-in back here at home. You know,

check-in back here at home. You know,
I'm I'm talking to you, MAGA base. Um,

I'm I'm talking to you, MAGA base. Um,

I'm I'm talking to you, MAGA base. Um,
hey,

MAGA pals. What's up, guys? is, you

MAGA pals. What's up, guys? is, you
know, this is a safe space. Donald's

know, this is a safe space. Donald's

know, this is a safe space. Donald's
gone. It's just you and me, your old

gone. It's just you and me, your old

gone. It's just you and me, your old
pal, Jordy Kip, you know, let's rap. Not

pal, Jordy Kip, you know, let's rap. Not

pal, Jordy Kip, you know, let's rap. Not
in an urban way. Don't worry.

in an urban way. Don't worry.

in an urban way. Don't worry.
So, how we feeling? You know, about

So, how we feeling? You know, about

So, how we feeling? You know, about
everything.

everything.

everything.
>> Hey, Trump supporter here. This goes out

>> Hey, Trump supporter here. This goes out

>> Hey, Trump supporter here. This goes out
to Don Jr. and Eric. WHERE THE IS MY

to Don Jr. and Eric. WHERE THE IS MY

to Don Jr. and Eric. WHERE THE IS MY
PHONE?

PHONE?

PHONE?
>> WHOA.

>> WHOA.

>> WHOA.
WELL, it's it's in your hands, sir. Uh,

WELL, it's it's in your hands, sir. Uh,

WELL, it's it's in your hands, sir. Uh,
it's how you're recording this, but you

it's how you're recording this, but you

it's how you're recording this, but you
know, maybe you're talking about the new

know, maybe you're talking about the new

know, maybe you're talking about the new
Trump mobile phone that Don Jr. and Eric

Trump mobile phone that Don Jr. and Eric

Trump mobile phone that Don Jr. and Eric
are backing. You You must have ordered

are backing. You You must have ordered

are backing. You You must have ordered
one of them.

one of them.

one of them.
>> I ordered three, no, four gold Trump

>> I ordered three, no, four gold Trump

>> I ordered three, no, four gold Trump
phones in the summer. NOW, WE CAN'T GET

phones in the summer. NOW, WE CAN'T GET

phones in the summer. NOW, WE CAN'T GET
ANY updates on them.

ANY updates on them.

ANY updates on them.
>> Well, I stand corrected. It was was four

>> Well, I stand corrected. It was was four

>> Well, I stand corrected. It was was four
phones from the world's top phone

phones from the world's top phone

phones from the world's top phone
makers, uh, Eric and Don Jr., Uh,

makers, uh, Eric and Don Jr., Uh,

makers, uh, Eric and Don Jr., Uh,
look, look, for those of us who don't

look, look, for those of us who don't

look, look, for those of us who don't
remember, last June, the Trump Sons

remember, last June, the Trump Sons

remember, last June, the Trump Sons
introduced the Trump mobile phone, which

introduced the Trump mobile phone, which

introduced the Trump mobile phone, which
had one major selling point.

had one major selling point.

had one major selling point.
>> You're going to have um phones that are

>> You're going to have um phones that are

>> You're going to have um phones that are
made right here in the United States of

made right here in the United States of

made right here in the United States of
America. We're going to be building

America. We're going to be building

America. We're going to be building
phones in America.

phones in America.

phones in America.
>> It's about time we bring products back

>> It's about time we bring products back

>> It's about time we bring products back
to our great country.

to our great country.

to our great country.
>> Built for Americans, by Americans, for

>> Built for Americans, by Americans, for

>> Built for Americans, by Americans, for
Americans by Americans. Sort of like foo

Americans by Americans. Sort of like foo

Americans by Americans. Sort of like foo
for people who call the cops on people

for people who call the cops on people

for people who call the cops on people
who wear foo, but still a $500 phone

who wear foo, but still a $500 phone

who wear foo, but still a $500 phone
made in America. Say what you want about

made in America. Say what you want about

made in America. Say what you want about
the Trump brothers. This is an

the Trump brothers. This is an

the Trump brothers. This is an
incredible deal. And of course, the

incredible deal. And of course, the

incredible deal. And of course, the
haters will say that you can't build a

haters will say that you can't build a

haters will say that you can't build a
phone in America. That the only thing we

phone in America. That the only thing we

phone in America. That the only thing we
make here anymore are Nepo babies and

make here anymore are Nepo babies and

make here anymore are Nepo babies and
looks maxers. That this whole thing was

looks maxers. That this whole thing was

looks maxers. That this whole thing was
just a scam aimed at anyone gullible

just a scam aimed at anyone gullible

just a scam aimed at anyone gullible
enough to fall for it. But 600,000

enough to fall for it. But 600,000

enough to fall for it. But 600,000
people ignored the haters and put down a

people ignored the haters and put down a

people ignored the haters and put down a
hundred buck deposit because they knew

hundred buck deposit because they knew

hundred buck deposit because they knew
they would be proven right when those

they would be proven right when those

they would be proven right when those
phones arrived in August.

phones arrived in August.

phones arrived in August.
>> August came and went. September came and

>> August came and went. September came and

>> August came and went. September came and
went. At one point, we were promised a

went. At one point, we were promised a

went. At one point, we were promised a
November 13 date. OKAY, FINE. NOT

November 13 date. OKAY, FINE. NOT

November 13 date. OKAY, FINE. NOT
AUGUST. OKAY,

AUGUST. OKAY,

AUGUST. OKAY,
but November's not bad either.

but November's not bad either.

but November's not bad either.
>> And then November came a win. December

>> And then November came a win. December

>> And then November came a win. December
came a win. And here we are in May of

came a win. And here we are in May of

came a win. And here we are in May of
2026 and there appears to be no sign of

2026 and there appears to be no sign of

2026 and there appears to be no sign of
it.

it.

it.
>> Okay, FINE. NOT NOT NOVEMBER OR

>> Okay, FINE. NOT NOT NOVEMBER OR

>> Okay, FINE. NOT NOT NOVEMBER OR
DECEMBER, JANUARY, BUT WE ALL KNOW the

DECEMBER, JANUARY, BUT WE ALL KNOW the

DECEMBER, JANUARY, BUT WE ALL KNOW the
names of months here. Okay, so it's

names of months here. Okay, so it's

names of months here. Okay, so it's
taking a long time, but so what? It's

taking a long time, but so what? It's

taking a long time, but so what? It's
worth the wait to finally have a phone

worth the wait to finally have a phone

worth the wait to finally have a phone
that's made in America.

that's made in America.

that's made in America.
USA. USA. THE COMPANY'S website states

USA. USA. THE COMPANY'S website states

USA. USA. THE COMPANY'S website states
that the phone, which was originally

that the phone, which was originally

that the phone, which was originally
advertised as being made in America,

advertised as being made in America,

advertised as being made in America,
will now be designed with American

will now be designed with American

will now be designed with American
values in mind.

values in mind.

values in mind.
>> USA

>> USA

>> USA
VALUES IN MIND.

VALUES IN MIND.

VALUES IN MIND.
USA

USA

USA
VALUES in It's not as chanty as you'd

VALUES in It's not as chanty as you'd

VALUES in It's not as chanty as you'd
like it to be.

like it to be.

like it to be.
Okay. All right. Okay. So, so the phone

Okay. All right. Okay. So, so the phone

Okay. All right. Okay. So, so the phone
went from made in America to designed

went from made in America to designed

went from made in America to designed
with American values in mind. This

with American values in mind. This

with American values in mind. This
reminds me of shopping for my kids fruit

reminds me of shopping for my kids fruit

reminds me of shopping for my kids fruit
snacks. Some are made with real fruit

snacks. Some are made with real fruit

snacks. Some are made with real fruit
and some are inspired by the idea of a

and some are inspired by the idea of a

and some are inspired by the idea of a
strawberry.

strawberry.

strawberry.
All right. Bye. It's disappointing that

All right. Bye. It's disappointing that

All right. Bye. It's disappointing that
they couldn't make it in America, but

they couldn't make it in America, but

they couldn't make it in America, but
hey, the important thing is that you're

hey, the important thing is that you're

hey, the important thing is that you're
absolutely still getting a phone. The

absolutely still getting a phone. The

absolutely still getting a phone. The
company behind Trump Mobile quietly

company behind Trump Mobile quietly

company behind Trump Mobile quietly
updating its pre-order terms and

updating its pre-order terms and

updating its pre-order terms and
conditions last month to clarify that it

conditions last month to clarify that it

conditions last month to clarify that it
quote does not guarantee that a device

quote does not guarantee that a device

quote does not guarantee that a device
will be produced or made available for

will be produced or made available for

will be produced or made available for
purchase.

purchase.

purchase.
>> Holy

>> Holy

>> Holy
After people bought the phone, they

After people bought the phone, they

After people bought the phone, they
changed the terms and conditions to say

changed the terms and conditions to say

changed the terms and conditions to say
there might never be a phone. That feels

there might never be a phone. That feels

there might never be a phone. That feels
less like a terms and conditions and

less like a terms and conditions and

less like a terms and conditions and
more like a gotcha,

more like a gotcha,

more like a gotcha,
And no, no wonder the MAGA base is so

And no, no wonder the MAGA base is so

And no, no wonder the MAGA base is so
upset. I mean, I'd be furious, too. And

upset. I mean, I'd be furious, too. And

upset. I mean, I'd be furious, too. And
the Trump sons must have heard the cries

the Trump sons must have heard the cries

the Trump sons must have heard the cries
from inside the F-150 because suddenly

from inside the F-150 because suddenly

from inside the F-150 because suddenly
the Trump phone is about to come out

the Trump phone is about to come out

the Trump phone is about to come out
again.

again.

again.
>> Some of President Trump's mobile phones

>> Some of President Trump's mobile phones

>> Some of President Trump's mobile phones
should be shipped out this week. That's

should be shipped out this week. That's

should be shipped out this week. That's
according to Trump mobile CEO Pat

according to Trump mobile CEO Pat

according to Trump mobile CEO Pat
O'Brien

O'Brien

O'Brien
>> this week. Where on earth are they going

>> this week. Where on earth are they going

>> this week. Where on earth are they going
to find 600,000 phones to ship? Oh,

to find 600,000 phones to ship? Oh,

to find 600,000 phones to ship? Oh,
okay. Okay. That's why they brought all

okay. Okay. That's why they brought all

okay. Okay. That's why they brought all
those people to China with them. Now I

those people to China with them. Now I

those people to China with them. Now I
get it. Here comes D. Come in as quick.

get it. Here comes D. Come in as quick.

get it. Here comes D. Come in as quick.
Everyone grab all the phones as you can.

Everyone grab all the phones as you can.

Everyone grab all the phones as you can.
I'll I would do it myself, but this

I'll I would do it myself, but this

I'll I would do it myself, but this
thing is more complicated than I

thing is more complicated than I

thing is more complicated than I
thought. Grab it. How do I do it? How do

thought. Grab it. How do I do it? How do

thought. Grab it. How do I do it? How do
I do it?

I do it?

I do it?
Look, I don't know if these phones are

Look, I don't know if these phones are

Look, I don't know if these phones are
actually being shipped soon or ever, but

actually being shipped soon or ever, but

actually being shipped soon or ever, but
there is a way to describe the kind of

there is a way to describe the kind of

there is a way to describe the kind of
person who put down $100 for a phone

person who put down $100 for a phone

person who put down $100 for a phone
made by Eric Trump. But I I don't really

made by Eric Trump. But I I don't really

made by Eric Trump. But I I don't really
want to say it.

want to say it.

want to say it.
>> You dumb person.

>> You dumb person.

>> You dumb person.
>> Okay,

>> Okay,

>> Okay,
he said it, not me. Still, I have to

he said it, not me. Still, I have to

he said it, not me. Still, I have to
think that deep down some MAGA people

think that deep down some MAGA people

think that deep down some MAGA people
have got to start feeling a little

have got to start feeling a little

have got to start feeling a little
resentful for being constantly tricked

resentful for being constantly tricked

resentful for being constantly tricked
and deceived by the family they seem to

and deceived by the family they seem to

and deceived by the family they seem to
idolize. Which is why they might

idolize. Which is why they might

idolize. Which is why they might
appreciate the newest Trump product that

appreciate the newest Trump product that

appreciate the newest Trump product that
will never let them down. Here at Trump

will never let them down. Here at Trump

will never let them down. Here at Trump
Industries, we've come up with a lot of

Industries, we've come up with a lot of

Industries, we've come up with a lot of
products to separate our supporters from

products to separate our supporters from

products to separate our supporters from
their money. Trump Bibles, Trump NFTts,

their money. Trump Bibles, Trump NFTts,

their money. Trump Bibles, Trump NFTts,
Trump watches that are missing the

Trump watches that are missing the

Trump watches that are missing the
letter T. And frankly, we're getting a

letter T. And frankly, we're getting a

letter T. And frankly, we're getting a
little tired of coming up with ideas.

little tired of coming up with ideas.

little tired of coming up with ideas.
That's why we're introducing our latest

That's why we're introducing our latest

That's why we're introducing our latest
product, the Trump give me $100. Here's

product, the Trump give me $100. Here's

product, the Trump give me $100. Here's
how it works. You give us $100.

how it works. You give us $100.

how it works. You give us $100.
And that's it. Nice and simple. There's

And that's it. Nice and simple. There's

And that's it. Nice and simple. There's
no product, no pre-orders, no supply

no product, no pre-orders, no supply

no product, no pre-orders, no supply
chain problems. You want to see the

chain problems. You want to see the

chain problems. You want to see the
supply chain? You take that $100 and it

supply chain? You take that $100 and it

supply chain? You take that $100 and it
travels from your wallet to our wallet.

travels from your wallet to our wallet.

travels from your wallet to our wallet.
It's simple. And best of all, it's fast.

It's simple. And best of all, it's fast.

It's simple. And best of all, it's fast.
The second you send us $100, you will

The second you send us $100, you will

The second you send us $100, you will
have sent us $100. Some common questions

have sent us $100. Some common questions

have sent us $100. Some common questions
you may have. Can I deduct this my

you may have. Can I deduct this my

you may have. Can I deduct this my
taxes? No. There is nothing in this for

taxes? No. There is nothing in this for

taxes? No. There is nothing in this for
you. You're giving us $100 and you're

you. You're giving us $100 and you're

you. You're giving us $100 and you're
losing $100. Uh, can I send $99? No. If

losing $100. Uh, can I send $99? No. If

losing $100. Uh, can I send $99? No. If
we wanted $99, we would have called it

we wanted $99, we would have called it

we wanted $99, we would have called it
the Trump give me $99. Don't be cute. Do

the Trump give me $99. Don't be cute. Do

the Trump give me $99. Don't be cute. Do
you really think we'll fall for this?

you really think we'll fall for this?

you really think we'll fall for this?
Absolutely. You'll do whatever we say.

Absolutely. You'll do whatever we say.

Absolutely. You'll do whatever we say.
Oink for me. You did it, didn't you? You

Oink for me. You did it, didn't you? You

Oink for me. You did it, didn't you? You
dirty little piggy. And best of all,

dirty little piggy. And best of all,

dirty little piggy. And best of all,
there's no fine print. There isn't even

there's no fine print. There isn't even

there's no fine print. There isn't even
regular print. It's just me telling you

regular print. It's just me telling you

regular print. It's just me telling you
right now, give us $100. The new Trump,

right now, give us $100. The new Trump,

right now, give us $100. The new Trump,
give me $100. Act now and we'll double

give me $100. Act now and we'll double

give me $100. Act now and we'll double
your order to $200. You know what? Screw

your order to $200. You know what? Screw

your order to $200. You know what? Screw
it. We're doubling anyway. Oink. Coin.