Original subtitles

WHOA!

CAREFUL, GUYS.

WHATEVER LEAKED INTO THESE WOODS,

CAN BLAST A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THAT TREE.

OOH, WHAT A SHAME.

THAT THREE COULD HAVE BEEN CUT DOWN

AND MADE INTO A 1,000 SKATEBOARDS.

WHAT?

[CLICKING] OH!

OH, LOOK AT THE LITTLE LEAK.

YO, WE SHOULD PROTECT HIM

FROM WHATEVER'S CAUSING THIS DAMAGE.

AWESOME!

IT'S A MINI DRAGON. OH, CAN WE KEEP HIM

- WYATT, CAN WE PLEASE, PLEASE? - [SIGHS]

OH, HE'S SO CUTE.

[BABY TALK]

HE'S SO CUTE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE IN A COOL,

KIND OF SCARY BUT ADORABLE KIND OF WAY.

[DANTE] OH, LOOK, HE LIKES US.

[ALL] WHOA!

THAT IS NOT A MINI DRAGON.

THAT IS AN ACID SPITTING MINI DRAGON.

TAKE COVER!

[GASPS]

WHOA THAT'S SOME CUTENESS.

WELL HERE'S WHAT I SAY TO THAT:

TULTA MUNILLE!

BILBASMORG MANIA!

[LOW BOOMING]

OH, NO! HE'S FLYING.

- FLYING'S BAD. - I GOT HIM.

[WHIRRING]

AH!

[SCREAMING]

NO TIME FOR THIS, LET'S RUN AWAY.

[SCREAMING]

♪ [MILITARY]

ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY WRAPPED TIGHT.

YOU KNOW IT. CAN'T HAVE THAT ACID SPITTING

MINI DRAGON DISSOLVING ME DOWN TO MY PERFECT

BONE AND MUSCULAR STRUCTURE.

THE LADIES WOULD NOT BE PLEASED.

I'M A PACKAGE OF SEALED AND BUBBLE WRAPPED GOODNESS.

I'LL BE JUST AS FRESH IN TWO WEEKS AS I AM TODAY.

OO, UH-OH.

[SNIFFING] DID YOU JUST POP SOME OF YOUR BUBBLES?

THAT'S A WEIRD WAY OF SAYING THAT.

AH, DANTE!

- THROW ANOTHER LAYER, ON MAN. - WHOA!

IT'S OKAY, WE MAY NEED

A CLOUD OF DANTE TO BEAT DOWN THAT DRAGON.

- LET'S GO PARTY, BOYS! - YEAH!

HEY GUYS!

[ALL] AHH!

OH! YOU.

LET ME GUESS, UM.

YOU'RE SEE-THROUGH MUMMIES IN A PLAY ABOUT RECYCLING.

UH-UH. WE ARE ABOUT TO BARD

A HIGH LEVEL ACID SPITTING MINI DRAGON.

- [LYLE] YEAH. - I WAS CLOSE.

LISTEN, I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM.

I'M CALLING IN A FUTURE FAVOR, WYATT.

[GASPS]

FUTURE FAVOR.

WYATT, YOU ARE BORKED.

OKAY, I NEED YOU TO WATCH MY LITTLE BROTHER WHILE I'M AT WORK.

JOAQUIN! ANGIE, I CAN'T REPAY A FUTURE FAVOR RIGHT NOW.

THIS DRAGON MAY BE THE TOUGHEST LEAK WE'VE EVER FACED.

HE'S THIS BIG.

OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY SCARY, WYATT.

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HEY, A FUTURE FAVOR

IS A NO-GO BACKSIES DEAL.

RULES IS RULES.

IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION.

- NO. - PROBABLY.

ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ONE WITHOUT ME?

[LYLE] OKAY. I SAY WE SNEAK UP CLOSE,

AND BARD THAT DRAGON BEFORE HE STARTS FLYING.

LET'S CALL HIM NAMES,

AND HE'LL COME DOWN FOR A SKY BOMB, RIGHT?

AND THAT'S WHEN I WHACK HIM WITH SKULL CRACKER.

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

AH, BUT HE WHO SAYS WHAT IS DUMB,

IS HE A PERSON WHO SAYS WHAT IS DUMB?

OKAY, THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

[BUBBLE WRAP POPPING]

SHH!

MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST SNEAKING-UP OUTFIT.

[SQUEALING] [FLAPPING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

AH!

OH, NICE DIVE.

SIX-SIX...

I GOT THIS.

OH, DANTE!

THE SPIT IS EATING THROUGH YOUR HELMET.

TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

[SCREAMING]

[DEEP BREATHING]

WOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.

AH! YOU'RE BALD!

WHAT?

[SCREAMS]

MY PERFECTLY-STYLED HAIR.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. [CRYING]

WYATT, YOU REMEMBER MY LITTLE BROTHER, JOAQUIN?

OH, HEY, JOAQUIN.

HI, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET ANYONE WEIRD

TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY PERSONAL SAFETY.

DID YOU JUST TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF THE FRIDGE?

OH, YAY, GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT THAT PRIETO CHARM.

CRAM IT, WYATT. I'M OFF TO SERVE FOOD.

HAVE FUN, JOAQUIN.

BYE, THANKS FOR DROPPING ME WITH AN ACQUAINTANCE.

WE GOT TO GET WYATT.

WE CAN'T BARD THAT MINI DRAGON WITHOUT HIM.

WHAT? NO, MAN THEN WE'LL ALWAYS KNOW WE FAILED.

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THAT?

YEP. DO YOU WANT TO TEXT HIM OR SHOULD I?

NO, NO TEXTING.

WE JUST RAN FROM A FOOT-TALL LEAK

LIKE SOME CHICKEN-HEARTED SCARDY PANTS.

CAN YOU STOP DRUMMING ON YOUR HEAD?

LOOK, MAN, IT IS YOU AND ME.

WELL I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THOSE WOODS.

NEXT TIME THAT DRAGON SPITS ACID ON MY HEAD,

IT'LL EAT MY BRAIN, AND THEN I WON'T HAVE THE SMARTIFICATIONS

THAT I HAVE NOW.

BUT IF WE CAN TRAP THE DRAGON SO THAT HE CAN'T FLY.

KEEP SINGING THAT SONG, SISTER.

I LIKE THE TUNE.

THIS IS KIND OF FUN.

HUH. OKAY WELL HERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

FIX THIS HOVER BIKE.

BUT BE WARNED, JOAQUIN.

TROUBLESHOOTING ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT IS A CHALLENGING

AND OFTEN FRUSTRATING ENDEAVOR.

YEAH, AIN'T A WHOLE LOT OF FUN TO HEAR ABOUT EITHER.

BUT AS MY ASSISTANT, YOU'LL GET TO WATCH ME FIX

THE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX.

AND THAT WILL BE FASCINATING.

[SIGHS]

I'M PRETTY SURE THE GREEN WIRE IS THE PROBLEM.

NOT SO SIMPLE.

FIRST YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO READ THIS SCHEMATIC.

YEP, GREEN WIRE.

LET'S GET TO WORK.

OKAY, LET ME GET TO...

JOAQUIN... [ENGINE STARTS]

- UH... - HUH, GREEN WIRE.

- HOW 'BOUT THAT? - HMMM.

[SQUEALING] [BOTH] OH.

[LYLE] YEAH.

THERE HE IS.

HE SMELLS THE BAIT.

THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY.

TAKE A CANNED HAM.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

AH, MAN.

I WANT ONE OF THOSE HAMS.

AH.

WHAT?

THAT TRAP IS BORK CITY.

AH!

IF I'M THE DRAGON,

I FLY IN. FLAP, FLAP, FLAP, FLAP.

SMELL THE CANNED HAM. [INHALES]

LAND, AND THEN THE TRAP IS SUPPOSED TO SNAP--

[SCREAMS]

OKAY...

NOW IT WORKS.

THIS IS THE KIND OF SUCCESS WE CAN BUILD ON.

I'M GOING TO GO GET WYATT.

HURRY!

THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO MY HEAD.

UH, OH.

COME ON! COME ON!

WAY TO GO, JOAQUIN.

YOU FIXED WYATT'S TRICYCLE.

IT'S A HOVER BIKE.

WITH TRAINING WHEELS. WHATEVER.

I KNEW IT'D BE GOOD FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO HANG OUT.

EH, NO BIG DEAL.

THERE WAS THIS GREEN WIRE THAT WASN'T ATTACHED

TO EVERYTHING SO I ATTACHED IT

WHILE WYATT WAS MAKING A SPEECH.

WYATT DOES LIKE TO HEAR HIMSELF TALK.

- [LAUGHS] - UH, WHAT?

I'VE ONLY SAID ONE THING SINCE I CAME IN HERE.

AND I'M SURE IT'S BEEN DRIVING YOU CRAZY.

IS HAS. LET ME TELL YOU--

WHOA BOY HERE HE GOES AGAIN.

WELL, I'M OUT TO GIVE THE OLD SOUND HOLES A REST.

LATER, WYATT. THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY WITH EXPOSED ELECTRICAL WIRES.

OKAY, UH HE IS...

HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT GUY ON A DAILY BASIS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE FIXED THE HOVER BIKE.

I MEAN, HE JUST WENT UP THERE AND FIXED IT.

SO THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S BAD.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX THE HOVER BIKE, OKAY?

I HAVE THE SPECIAL TOOLS.

I HAVE THE SCHEMATIC, I HAVE THE PLAN.

BUT JOAQUIN, HE JUST WALKS UP THERE, PLUGS IN THE WIRES AND...

[FLYING NOISES]

YOU GOT JOAQUINED.

- JOAQUINED? - HE WASN'T TRYING TO SHOW OFF.

HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE GOOD AT STUFF.

[LAUGHS] UH, WHAT KIND OF STUFF?

OH, YOU KNOW...

EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

DOES HE PLAY CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS?

A LITTLE.

A LITTLE.

JOAQUIN, WE'RE GOING BACK TO HQ!

G'YA!

I JUST CONQUERED YOUR WORLD.

[WHISPERING] I WANTED TO SAY THAT.

WELL I WANTED TO SAY "G'YA!"

SO I GUESS WE'RE BOTH DISAPPOINTED.

WELL HERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT ME AT.

CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS 3D STRATEGY BOARD GAME.

SUPER COMPLEX GAME.

YOU GOTTA BE THINKING ON THREE PLANES.

AND EVERY HORIZONTAL MOVE HAS A VERTICAL CONSEQUENCE.

OKAY.

I'LL BE THE DRAGONS.

AND YOU CAN BE THE...

WOODLAND FAIRIES, EH?

FAIRIES VS. DRAGONS.

SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR FIGHT.

TOTALLY.

[BEEPING AND RINGING]

[ELECTRONIC SOUNDS]

HUH?

[GROWLING]

[SQUEALING]

I JUST CONQUERED YOUR WORLD.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

MY FAIRY THING KILLED YOUR DRAGON THING.

I CONQUERED YOUR WORLD.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

AGAIN.

WORLD CONQUERED.

AGAIN!

[SQUEALING]

OH!

[SCREAMING] MOMMY!

I'LL GIVE YOU THE EXTRA TEN BUCKS.

BUT YOU GOT STOP GOING TO THE BARBER SCHOOL FOR HAIRCUTS, MAN.

WYATT, WE NEED YOUR HELP WITH THE...

THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT

SPITTING MINI YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE ALL LIKE,

YES, SIR. I CAN HANDLE THIS, SIR.

WE TRIED, WE FAILED.

ONE OF US GOT BALDED.

OKAY, WE GOT TO GET ON THIS.

I'LL DO A LITTLE RESEARCH

ON THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT

SPITTING MINI YOU-KNOW-WHAT

AND THEN WE'LL YOU-KNOW-WHAT HIM.

GUYS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEAK IN YOU-KNOW-WHATS AROUND ME,

TRY HUNGARIAN. IT'S ONE OF THE 800 LANGUAGES I DON'T KNOW.

[CHUCKLES]

ONE SECOND PLEASE.

I CANNOT BE LOOKING UP DRAGON SPECS WITH JOAQUIN HERE.

CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE HIM OUTSIDE AND BEAT HIM?

- WHAT? - NO.

COMPETE WITH HIM.

AT SOMETHING YOU'RE GOOD AT.

- I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT IS. - AH.

JUST WIN.

THE KID NEEDS TO BE PUT IN HIS PLACE.

LOOK AT HIM.

ALL SMUG AND COCKY.

- HE LOOKS BORED. - DON'T UNDERESTIMATE

THE POWER OF YOUNG JOAQUIN.

[LAUGHS] COME ON.

[SHOUTING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

HOW DID YOU BEAT ME IN A RACE?

I'M THE FASTEST GUY AT DEVONSHIRE HILLS HIGH.

WELL, I LIKE TO STAY REAL STILL MOST OF THE TIME.

SO WHEN I NEED THAT BURST OF SPEED, I GOT IT.

REALLY?

NO.

WHEN YOU SPRINTED AHEAD, I CAUGHT THE BUS.

YOU SAID RACE. NOT FOOT RACE.

THAT IS GENIUS, DUDE.

- WHOA! - HA-HA.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A FOOT RACE.

AND I STILL LOST.

FROYO?

LET'S DO IT.

YOU'VE GOT SKILLS, JOAQUIN.

[SIGHS] NO DOUBT.

YOU BESTED THE NERD AT NERDY STUFF.

YOU BEAT THE JOCK AT JOCKEY STUFF.

BUT CAN YOU BEAT THE STUPID AT...

- CAN YOU? - IF YOU WANT, WE CAN JUST TALK.

NO NEED FOR A COMPETITION.

HO-HO, IT'S ON.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FROYO EATING COMPETITION.

FIRST ONE WITH BRAIN FREEZE LOSES.

GO!

[GAGGING]

MY BRAIN HAS NO INSULATION!

UGH.

HMM.

AH, SWEDISH FISH.

YOU ARE NEITHER.

IS YOUR STEP DAD GOING TO BE OKAY?

OH, BECAUSE OF THE HAIR.

YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.

YOU KNOW, A MANGO LEMON-LIME TWIST

ISN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT KIWIS.

I'D BE HAPPY TO GO GET SOME FOR YOU.

UM, THAT'S OKAY.

A GIRL HAS NEVER REJECTED ME BEFORE.

IS THIS THE END FOR LYLE HUGGINSON?

EXCUSE ME, BUT MY FRIEND WASN'T TRYING TO HIT ON YOU.

SEE, HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE NKA.

- THE WHAT? - THE NATIONAL KIWI ASSOCIATION.

HE PROMOTES KIWIS SO KIWI FARMERS IN NEW ZEALAND

CAN MAKE A DECENT WAGE

AND NOT HAVE TO GAMBLE ON KANGAROO BOXING

JUST TO FEED THEIR CHILDREN.

OH, I HAD NO IDEA.

HEY, I CHANGED MY MIND.

I WOULD LIKE SOME KIWIS ON MY FROYO.

ALL RIGHT. [GIGGLES]

DID I WIN?

- [DANTE] OOH. - [WYATT] ACID SPITTING MINI DRAGONS

ARE MOST VULNERABLE AT NIGHT.

AND DANTE AND LYLE ALREADY DISCOVERED

THAT THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO CANNED HAMS, SO...

SO LET ME GUESS.

YOU'RE TRYING TO LURE ONE WITH A CANNED HAM AT NIGHT

- IN THE RAIN. - YEP.

JUST AN OLD FASHIONED...

DRAGON STAKEOUT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR?

[SIGHS]

♪ [70S MUSIC]

- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING? - NOT A THING, PARTNER.

BUT WITH THESE SUNGLASSES AND MY BALD HEAD,

I AM TOTALLY A FAKE TV COP.

TIME TO LET...

THE LITTLE PIGGIES BREATHE. [ANGIE GAGGING]

DANTE YOU SHOULD REALLY CLIP YOUR TOENAILS.

NO, NO, NO I KEEP THEM LONG TO DRAW FOCUS AWAY FROM MY WEBBED FEET.

- [SCREAMING] - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

TAKE IT EASY.

THE DOCTOR SAYS WHEN I STOP GROWING, WE CAN CLIP THEM.

[SCREAMING]

[VARIOUS GROANING]

ANYONE HUNGRY?

- NOPE. - NOT AFTER SEEING YOUR FROG FEET.

OH, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT JOAQUIN.

HE CANNOT PLAY WITH US NO MORE.

WHAT? JOAQUIN'S COOL.

IT'S THE BEST FROYO-EATING PARTNER ON THE FORCE.

YEAH, DUDE HELP ME GET A DATE.

ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE TO LEARN A LOT ABOUT KIWIS BEFORE FRIDAY.

YEAH, SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH HIM, WYATT?

HE BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING.

THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP CHALLENGING HIM?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO PROVE?

- THAT I'M THE SMART ONE. - OKAY.

I'M ALWAYS THE SMART ONE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

BECAUSE OFFICERS HUGGS AND ONTERO

COULD NOT BARD THE MINI DRAGON ON THEIR OWN.

HEY, ALL RIGHT I MEAN IT'S TRUE.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT.

[DANTE] ALTHOUGH HE DID SAY OFFICER.

THAT SHOWS RESPECT.

[ANGIE] WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, WYATT.

JOAQUIN REALLY, REALLY LIKES YOU.

AND HE HAS TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS HIS OWN AGE.

BECAUSE THEY'RE INTIMIDATED BY HIM.

SO I GUESS YOU'RE JUST AS MATURE AS THEY ARE.

I AM VERY MATURE.

DANTE CAN YOU PASS ME ONE OF THOSE JUICY BOXES?

- [LAUGHS] - YEAH.

[GROANS] GROSS, APPLE.

YOU KNOW THAT I WANTED BLUE.

[SIGHS] IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.

[SNORING]

DRAGONS.

GUYS.

WE NEED TO BE VERY QUIET.

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY...

[ALL] DRAGONS!

[SHOUTING] [ENGINE STARTS]

THE ACID SPITTING MINI DRAGON ISN'T A HIM, IT'S A HER.

THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN EXTRA FIERCE.

SHE WAS PROTECTING HER NEST OF EGGS.

THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.

NOW IF YOU'LL GIVE US A DESCRIPTION.

WE'LL WORK UP AN ARTIST'S SKETCH.

- DROP THE COP THING, YOU NEURON. - [DANTE] GOOD ONE.

DROP IT LIKE THERE'S A SWITCH WHERE I COULD TURN THIS OFF.

IT IS MY CURSE.

I CAN'T REST UNTIL I FIND MY PARTNER'S KILLER.

WELL WE BETTER FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO SEE THOSE DRAGONS SOON,

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR ACID SPIT EATS DOWN DAVENTRY HILLS FOREST.

[GROANS]

I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS JUNK.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

TOOTHPICK? IT'S A PART OF MY ORAL HYGIENE ROUTINE.

CAN I SEE?

[RIPPING] OW!

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S A PART OF MY CHARACTER.

WHEN I PLAYED JOAQUIN

AT THE CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS 3D BOARD GAME.

HE WAS THE WOODLAND FAIRIES AND I WAS THE DRAGONS.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU WON.

NOPE, GOT JOAQUINED.

BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT MY PIECES WERE NOT DRAGONS.

THEY WERE MINI DRAGONS.

MAYBE WE CAN BEAT THE REAL MINI DRAGONS

THE WAY JOAQUIN BEAT YOURS IN THE GAME.

- [CHUCKLES] - YOU GETTING THAT?

SO WYATT, SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT JOAQUINED AGAIN.

ON THE DEFEATING OF THE LEAK.

NO. I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT HE WAS SMARTER THAN ME.

SO, I WIN.

- NO, I DON'T THINK SO. - UH HUH.

IT'S A FRAGILE VICTORY FOR ME.

[DANTE] ALL RIGHT HUGGS.

BRING THE KID IN FOR QUESTIONING.

AND I'M GOING TO NEED THAT MOUSTACHE BACK.

WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

YOU HUNGRY, HUH?

FAMILY OF CANDY.

PICKLED EGG?

HAVE SOME SNACKS.

I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO.

I CAN LEAVE ANYTIME I WANT.

NOT WITHOUT YOUR SHOES YOU CAN'T.

- HUGGS. - UH...

TAKE HIS SHOES.

I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING WITHOUT MY LAWYER.

GAW! OKAY, I'LL TALK.

- I'LL TALK. - GO.

YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING A COP GAME, RIGHT?

DANTE IS. LISTEN, JOAQUIN.

FROM ONE REALLY SMART GUY,

TO ANOTHER REALLY SMART GUY,

[HISSES[ [WYATT] YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

WHY WE CAN'T TELL YOU THE REASON.

BUT IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT

THAT WE FIND OUT HOW TO BEAT THOSE DRAGONS.

I ALWAYS APPRECIATE A MYSTERIOUS LACK OF INFORMATION.

UM HUM. YOU'RE HANGING WITH THE RIGHT CROWD.

ATTACK THEM FROM THE SIDE.

- REALLY? THAT'S IT? - YEAH. IT'S THEIR BLIND SPOT.

'CAUSE OF THEIR WINGS.

AWESOME. LET'S GO.

WHERE?

GUYS ARE IN A BIG HURRY TO FIND OUT HOW TO BEAT THE GAME.

GAME'S RIGHT HERE.

LET'S THROW HIM IN THE BOX.

THAT'LL CHANGE HIS TUNE.

[LAUGHS] I'M JUST KIDDING, JOAQUIN.

YOU'RE DOING AWESOME. IT'S ME, DANTE, SEE, HUH?

LET'S DO THIS.

OKAY, COME ON, JOAQUIN. LET'S GO HOME.

YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU'D BE COOL

HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH AS I DON'T.

YOU KNOW WHAT, JOAQUIN?

I THINK YOU DO CARE ABOUT NOT CARING, HUH?

YEAH, I CARE.

I JUST DON'T WRECK IT BY TALKING ABOUT IT.

YEAH, SO, MAYBE WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME.

COOL.

[ALL] COOL.

AND IT'S OFFICIAL. THANK YOU, WYATT.

YOU GUYS HAVE FUN, WRAPPING YOURSELVES UP,

PRETENDING YOU'RE SANDWICHES.

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.

HEY, HEY, FRIENDS DON'T JUDGE.

YO, DRAGON.

LOOKEE HERE.

OH!

[YAWNS]

AND THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM.

MAN, THAT WAS EASY.

JOAQUIN REALLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

THAT DUDE'S GOT MAD TALENT.

YES.

WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH YOUNG JOAQUIN'S PROGRESS.

WITH GREAT INTEREST.

YES.

ARGH!

OKAY, YOU GO LEFT.

I GO RIGHT. WE'LL FLANK THEM.

NO, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE EXPECTING.

I SAY WE JUST JUMP UP AND BLAST THEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN.

READY?

NOW, ON THE COUNT OF ONE...

TWO...

THREE.

AH!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

COVER ME...

PARTNER...

WHAT? [SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE.

[BLOWS]

JOAQUIN...