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Previously
onCrazy Ex-Girlfriend...Dr. Shin,
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he's gonna prescribe me
a bunch of meds,
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like doctors always do.
And they're not gonna work.
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And I'm gonna end up
back here. Hello, Rebecca.
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All of the other meds
I've been prescribed
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have made me numb or drowsy. I think,
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with the right diagnosis
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and treatment,
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you can get a lot better.
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I have been dreaming about
going to Raging Waters with you
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ever since you told me about it
that day at camp.
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Let's do something fun,
like go to Raging Waters?
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He took her to Raging Waters!
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That's her Paris!
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I'm gonna be a lawyer.
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Well, you have worked so hard.
You're almost there, babe.
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Paula knows the office, like,
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inside and out.
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Paula's in charge.
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She can handle it all.
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Somebody else always does it.
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I am the someone else!
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You know what, it's okay.
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Let me be happy.
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I want you to be happy. I do.
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REBECCA: Greg makes me feel
like I'm okay.
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Maybe we could be
the best versions of ourselves
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if we're together.
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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's the coolest girl
in the world, wait ♪
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♪ Wrong Rebecca
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♪ It's this one over here
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♪ She's spunky, she's sweet,
a generous friend ♪
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♪ Oh, but there
she looks kind of mean ♪
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Hmm.♪ Okay, she's snarky
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♪ Sarcastic and a...
What? ♪
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♪ You know, we're not really
seeing a common theme ♪
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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's too hard
to summarize ♪
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♪ So let's go back
to Other Rebecca. ♪
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I lived in a wall
for eight months.
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REBECCA:
Ah, this is great.
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What a perfect day.Hmm.
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How many times are we gonna
circle this one block?
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Well, you go one block east,
that's the freeway.
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Mm.And one block west
is the other freeway.
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So this is just
the perfect block.
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I love just doing stuff
like this with you.
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Yeah.
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You know, holding hands
is a strange concept.
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If you think about it,
it actually makes more sense
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to hold someone's elbow.
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Less sweaty, less germy,
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and the elbow gets so little
love otherwise, you know?
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Uh-huh. That's
a funny point,
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but I like hands.[chuckles]
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Um, hi.Hi.
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So, I have an idea.
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A notion. A concept.
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Une idée folle.
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The last time you said that,
you wanted to look into my eyes
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for 20 minutes straight.
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I know. Wasn't that great?
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I got to know
your eyes so well.
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I could draw your eyes
with my eyes closed.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess
you could do that now.[chuckles]
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So...
[clears throat]
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we've been dating
for a few weeks now.
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I am new Rebecca,
you are new Greg.
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We have been taking it slow
in a really mature way.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
we've been sticking
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to that "taking it slow" thing.
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We've spent
the last two weeks together,
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every single night.
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I know. And I'm sorry
about last night.
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I know you said you wanted
to spend the night alone
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to get a full eight hours, but
then I got afraid of the dark.
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So thank you for coming over.
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I'm a hero.
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You are.
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Truly.Mm.
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Okay, so we've been having
so much fun together.
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I was thinking
we could have more fun
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at the most romantic place
on Earth.
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Paris?
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Raging Waters!
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Oh...What do you say, babe?
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Oh, I'm sorry. In a mature,
taking-it-slow relationship,
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is "babe" okay?
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Yeah. "Babe"
is completely okay, babe.Okay.
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All right, I know you don't like
water parks or amusement parks
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or... parks, but you've
never been to one with me.
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Uh, yeah. I don't know though.
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Groups of people having fun
and enjoying themselves,
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it's-it's not my thing.
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God, don't be grumpy.
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You have a bad case
of the Mondays.
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Oh, whoa. No, never say that.
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And if I see you on Wednesday
and you call it Hump Day,
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it's over.
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Okay. Listen,
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I really want to go
to this water park with you.
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Please.
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What do you say?
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What do you say?
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What do you say?
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What do you say?
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All right. Yeah, I don't want
to be a dick about this.
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Let's do it.
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Yay!
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Thanks!
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[sighs]
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Bad case
of the Mondays, huh?
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Oh, who the hell knows?
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My whole life is
Mondays right now.
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Between work and kids and
studying for the bar,
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I'm... wiped.
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Yeah. And I want you
to take this the wrong way--
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you look like crap.
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You want to use my office,
take a woman nap?
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Oh, I napped once.
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It was 1983.
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It was great.
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Is there anything I should know
before I head down
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to county jail today?
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Today? No, no, no.
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You're not going. I'm going.
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Huh? No.
It's my turn.
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Rebecca was last week, this week
is me, and then you'll go...No. No, no, no, no.
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I have to go and make
sure everything's taken
care of properly...
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No, you don't.
I can handle it, all right?
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You have Hanifa's hearing today.
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I'm aware.Paula,
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the fact that you are
volunteering and working
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while you're studying
for the bar exam is insane.
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When I studied for the bar,
I just went to my uncle's island
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and unplugged.
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I suggest you do the same.
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Nathaniel.
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Mm-hmm.
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I got this.
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I'm fine.
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I have to do all these things.
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I will do all these things.
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I just need a little coffee,
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and my real problem
is that these mugs...
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are too damn small.
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REBECCA: I have been
in Southern California
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for such a long time,
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and I still haven't been
to Raging Waters
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because I've been waiting to go
with a special someone.
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And now he's here.
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You have very powerful
feelings for Greg.
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And... water slides.
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Oh, yeah. Whew.But the last time
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I saw you, which was weeks ago--
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you've been rescheduling
frequently...
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Ooh, sorry....you also
expressed feelings
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for Nathaniel and Josh.
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Who? No. Oh, no, no. I'm not
thinking about them right now.
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No.You also mentioned
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you intended on taking
things slow with Greg,
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which I thought
was a wise decision,
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since you do need to
continue the hard work
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on managing your BPD.Yep.
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And I'm doing that.
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Totally. I'm just--
That's what I'm doing.
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How's group therapy?
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Haven't needed it.
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I have it all under control.
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I have that darkness
under control.
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I don't think
I need to monitor
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the situation
that closely anymore.
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I mean, it's like you said,
I'm a loving person
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who deserves love, and now
I'm-I'm finally getting some.
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And gettin' some.
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Ah. I see.
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Uh...Sex.
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Yeah, I-I got that.Yeah.
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I just don't want you to forget
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the work that you need to do
for self-care
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right now, because romantic
love for you can be tricky.
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Yeah. Okay.
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So?So,
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I know how you feel
about medication,
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but I am
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once again going
to recommend antidepressants
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to help stabilize
your mood.
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No. No. M-Medication?
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No. No, I've told you
over and over, I'm--
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No, I'm not doing that. No.
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But, Rebecca...When I was in college,
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they gave me those pills,
and I was a zombie.
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New York, pills, zombie.
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My mother put pills in my
milkshake to make me a zombie.
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And then the last time
I took pills,
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lest we forget, was on a plane.
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Those were totally
different medications
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than what I would recommend.
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Dr. Shin and I have
conferred on this.
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[scoffs]Rebecca,
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you have done so much work.
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Exactly.
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Do you have any idea
how many workbooks I've done?
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Have you done any lately?
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I... I'm sorry,
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I came in here
just wanting to talk
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about going to a water park
with my boyfriend.
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Okay, I see you're upset.
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Yeah. I got to go.
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Rebecca, I'm concerned.
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You won't go to group,
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you haven't been
seeing Dr. Shin,
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you won't consider medication.
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If you discontinue
our work,
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I'm worried
you're gonna backslide.
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Let's go on a slide backwards.
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Whee!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[indistinct chatter]
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REBECCA:
This is so nice.
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It's-it's, like,
even nicer than I dreamed.
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Yeah, I like it.
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And they have my
brand of diet soda.
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I'm a man of few needs.
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Just me and a
cup of diet soda
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the size of eight
cups of diet soda.[chuckles]
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Okay, what rides
do you want to go on first?
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We could go on Dr. Von Dark's
Tunnel of Terror.
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We could go
on the Dark Hole.
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I don't go on rides.
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What?
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We're at a water park,
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and you don't go on rides?
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Well, I-I tried to, but
you-you kind of steamrolled...Oh, geez.
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Well, now I feel
like an idiot.
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I'm gonna be going
on water slides alone?
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Well, I will walk you to a ride.
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I will hang out
while you ride.
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I will take an exit photo
of you leaving the ride.
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I will even let you describe
the ride experience
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and smile at every adjective.
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Okay.
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Really okay?
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Or fake okay?
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Hey, babe?
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Yeah, babe?
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Just go on one ride
with me, hmm,
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so I don't seem like the creepy
adult riding a ride alone?
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You know what, you're right.
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I don't want you
to be that woman,
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and I don't want to be
withthat woman.
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Yes.So-- Okay.
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All right. Sure.Thank you.
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PAULA:
So,
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about this judge,
he is tough
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on granting
parole transfers.
259
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,647
So we have your proof
of employment.
260
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,213
We've got the lease
to your new apartment in Irvine.
261
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,301
Yep. Got it all
right here,
262
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,868
along with a letter
from my new boss.
263
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:28,393
Great. Um, the good news
is that I know this judge,
264
00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,700
and I can get him to approve
the move. I'm sure of it.
265
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,137
So, I'm very excited, Hanifa.
266
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,487
I am feeling great.
[clears throat]
267
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,402
Are you?
'Cause you look like hell.
268
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,187
And please take offense at that.
269
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,928
Uh, I'm under the weather,
270
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:44,453
and I'm-I'm fighting something,
so...
271
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,802
[exhales]
272
00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,065
Whoa. I don't think
the dosage is eight.
273
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:51,242
I don't think the dosage
to anything is eight.No,
274
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,504
I'm gonna be fine.
275
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,158
[sighs]
276
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,508
These are really gonna hit
the spot.
277
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,902
[door opens]
278
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,907
[Paula exhales]
279
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,083
Your Honor, we are here
280
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:09,521
and feeling totally fine.
281
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,784
[Paula inhales sharply]
282
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,743
Now, Ms. Downey is
looking to relocate,
283
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,224
and we need to
amend her parole.
284
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,400
[indistinct chatter]
285
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,187
Oh! Great picture.Okay.
286
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,754
Okay, yeah,
go to the other side.
287
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,060
I'll go here. Sir,
288
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,628
can you take
a picture of us?Yeah.
289
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,803
Okay.
290
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,239
No. Put your arms up.Hmm?
291
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,675
Just, like, put your arm...
put your...
Oh, okay.
292
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,111
Put your arms...
Okay. Okay.
293
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,026
Okay. Okay.
294
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,246
Ah![camera clicking]
295
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,508
Oh!
Oh!
296
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,553
[laughing]
Oh!
297
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,383
That's funny.
298
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,516
It's-- That was funny.All right.
299
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,561
♪
300
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,264
REBECCA:
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
301
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,179
We're gonna have
so much fun. Okay.
302
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:01,573
Okay. All right,
and... we're off.
303
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,488
Okay!
304
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,186
Okay...
[squealing]
305
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,057
[laughing]:
Oh!
306
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,798
Whoo!
307
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,843
[laughing]
308
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,279
Whee!
309
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,021
[camera clicks]
310
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,675
REBECCA:
I was so excited
311
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,199
to frame a picture of us on a
ride, but I can't frame this.
312
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,766
You look miserable.
313
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:23,378
Well, you could frame it and
draw on a smile so I seem happy.
314
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,902
Yeah. Ha ha, you're
making fun of me. Ha ha.
315
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:30,124
Hey, let me set my cutlery aside
316
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,953
for a moment to say,
you seem very annoyed with me.
317
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:36,434
I just... I had expectations
for how this day would go.
318
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,393
You know, I thought,
319
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,308
I'm new Rebecca,
and you're new Greg,
320
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,745
so maybe things
would be different.Okay, hold on.
321
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,704
Yes, I've changed.
322
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,010
I don't drink,
I don't punch walls,
323
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:50,579
I don't hate myself nearly
as much, but I'm still Greg.
324
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,624
I'm still me.I know.
325
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,018
I just... I stupidly thought
326
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,368
that if we were here,
and we were together,
327
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,762
that you would like it.
328
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:03,200
Ah, you thought
I'd likesomething.
329
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,941
Hmm.
330
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,943
Let me clear that up.
331
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,989
[upbeat rock intro plays]
332
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:16,170
♪ The smell of the water,
kids screaming with joy ♪
333
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,782
♪ I've hated crap like that
since I was a boy ♪
334
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:23,046
♪ While everyone was laughing
and having so much fun ♪
335
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,310
♪ I would mutter "this sucks"
till the day was done ♪
336
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,182
♪ I detested most stuff
337
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,445
♪ And I still do, you see
338
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:35,406
♪ I hate everything but you
339
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:42,631
♪ I hate the feeling of the sun
when it hits my skin ♪
340
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,808
♪ I don't like bands
that have a guy on mandolin ♪
341
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,897
♪ I hate
when people post pictures ♪
342
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,377
♪ With the hashtag "mood"
343
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,684
♪ I hate when people call
blueberries a superfood ♪
344
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:56,210
♪ I hate when someone says,
"Ooh, it's magic hour" ♪
345
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,691
♪ Or when people actually stop
and smell a flower ♪
346
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:03,130
♪ I hate white women who call
their engagement rings "bling" ♪
347
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:07,134
♪ Oh, yes,
I hate everything ♪
348
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:11,007
♪ But you
349
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,315
More examples!
350
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:18,058
♪ I hate guys who read magazines
devoted to golf ♪
351
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,494
♪ Hate Frisbee golf
352
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,888
♪ And when people call
Frisbee golf "frolf" ♪
353
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:25,282
♪ I hate when people ask me
if I'd ever get a tattoo ♪
354
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,633
♪ Hate combination
conditioner and shampoo ♪
355
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:32,028
♪ I hate doing the wave
at a baseball game ♪
356
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,249
♪ I hate couples
with a cutesy couple name ♪
357
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,164
♪ I hate
when someone says a joke ♪
358
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,253
♪ And someone else says "zing"
359
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:43,039
♪ Oh, yes, I hate everything
360
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,085
♪ But you
361
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,611
♪ 'Cause when I look into
your eyes and I see you smile ♪
362
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:53,571
♪ When you laugh at yourself
and we talk for a while ♪
363
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,965
♪ Just for a moment, I forget
364
00:13:56,009 --> 00:14:00,927
♪ How much I hate it
when people say "Gotta jet" ♪
365
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,493
Even more examples!
366
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:06,149
♪ I hate when people say
they're going "off the grid" ♪
367
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,413
♪ Or when someone calls
their baseball cap their "lid" ♪
368
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:13,026
♪ I hate models who just happen
to date quarterbacks ♪
369
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:17,900
♪ I hate grown men
who always quote Caddyshack♪
370
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,381
You know, I don't even know
how to play this.
371
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,389
♪ I hate the phrase
"Love conquers all" ♪
372
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,912
♪ And I hate that it's true
373
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,481
♪ 'Cause I want to not hate
things when I'm with you ♪
374
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,919
♪ You love so many things
and you have so much fun ♪
375
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:42,359
♪ It makes me wish
my hating days were done ♪
376
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,840
♪ And there's one thing
377
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,494
♪ I want you to know
378
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:55,111
♪ I'll always hate guys
who name their cars. ♪
379
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,338
Did that... not work?
380
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,122
No, I get it.
381
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,646
You hate everything,
and you hate this place.
382
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,214
It's making you miserable,
so, I'm making you miserable,
383
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,303
and I'm an idiot.
This was a stupid idea.
384
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,176
So let's just go.
Let's just go.
385
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,396
[scoffs]
386
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,486
Well, at least
I'm outside in the sun.
387
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,275
[footsteps approaching]
388
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,583
What is going on
with you today?
389
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:36,283
Oh. Um, well, Hanifa got
her transfer to Irvine,
390
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,285
I talked circles
around that judge,
391
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,418
and I just aced the first
section of my practice test.
392
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:44,073
No, I meant, cover up, lady.
This ain't a beach.
393
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,207
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I'm just... I'm so hot.
394
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,860
Are you hot?
395
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,645
No.I mean, I'm so hot.
396
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,822
Like, I feel like I'm living
in a pizza oven over here.
397
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,433
If it makes you feel worse,
you also look like crap.
398
00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,263
People keep saying stuff like
that to me, and it's so fun.
399
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,265
Mm.Look, I don't know.
400
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:06,182
I just... I feel achy and
lethargic, and I am burning up.
401
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,315
I just... I don't
know what it is.
402
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,751
Hmm. Let me think.
403
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,797
Middle-aged woman, sweating
a lot, feeling like crap.
404
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,322
Wonder what it could be.Oh, come on.
405
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,411
It is not menopause.
406
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:21,023
Okay, I still get a very,
verypowerful period.
407
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,330
It's like the
earth cracking open,
408
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,463
and just hot lava
just pouring out.
409
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,856
Sorry. I'm just super hot,
410
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,684
so all my similes are
gonna be fire-based.
411
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,816
Babe, I went through it.
It's manageable.[sighs]
412
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,862
You just got
to get to your doctor.
413
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,864
Maybe you're right. I will
get to it at some point.
414
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,040
It is not urgent.
Menopause goes on for years.
415
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,870
I am just... Oh, my God,
right now, I am just so hot.
416
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,046
I just want to work topless.
417
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,439
What do you think?
418
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,962
Probably inappropriate,
419
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,312
but I'd like to see
what you're rockin'.
420
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,097
[laughs]Thank you.
421
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,490
Get to your gyno.Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
422
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,928
[scoffs]
423
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:03,152
Hey, uh, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna drop you here.
424
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,503
It's been a long day, and I
don't know if I'm in the mood
425
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,940
to see the hairs on top
of Josh's pubic mons.
426
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,116
[scoffs]
427
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,379
All right. Wow.
You're in a really bad mood.
428
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,685
I mean, you just used
the word "pubic mons,"
429
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,557
which I've never heard
anyone say out loud.
430
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602
Okay, look, you're
upset, I-I see that,
431
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,562
but did you not hear what
I said at the water park?
432
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,477
I mean, I hate myself
for saying it,
433
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,045
but I said "Love
conquers all."Okay, you know what?
434
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,569
I just... I don't think
you meant it. I-I can tell.
435
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,049
I know what you're thinking.
436
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,355
You're thinking that I'm an
idiot and that I'm annoying.
437
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,096
Huh.
438
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,708
Hey, have you changed
anything recently?
439
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,232
Like, different
therapy thing?
440
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,972
Like, have you still
been doing your stuff?
441
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:44,193
I'm only asking because,
I know from my own experience,
442
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,716
if I stop hitting
those meetings,
443
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,718
I start taking
things too personally
444
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,286
and-and kind
of overreacting.
445
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:54,203
Oh, so, I'm overreacting,
Dr. Man?
446
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,857
That's what you're saying?
I'm hysterical
447
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,251
and over-- ovary-acting?
448
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,339
Whoa.You said
449
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,123
you weren't gonna be
a dick today,
450
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,691
but that was clearly
not the case, babe.
451
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,131
Uh-huh.[scoffs]
452
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:15,181
I want to help you,
but it just seems to me
453
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:18,140
like you need to be
angry and sad right now,
454
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,925
so I'm gonna just go.
455
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,362
Leaving. Great.
456
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,190
That's a classic
Greg move. Yeah.
457
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,626
You like doing that.
458
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:30,283
Oh, hey, I found something
that you actually like!
459
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,067
"You seem sad, Rebecca."
460
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,069
"Something's wrong, Rebecca."
461
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,331
[sighs]
462
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,767
"I don't like slides, Rebecca."
463
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,553
"You should go back
to group therapy, Rebecca."
464
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,598
"Take some meds, Rebecca."
465
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,385
Whoo, bitches!
466
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,693
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
467
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,608
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
468
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,915
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
469
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,395
♪ I'm not sad
470
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,614
♪ If you're not in my crew,
you're green with envy ♪
471
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,747
♪ 'Cause no one's
a nasty little freak like me ♪
472
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,357
♪ Put on a leather jacket
that I got on sale ♪
473
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,490
♪ Smoke old weed
that's super stale ♪
474
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,535
♪ Take an old pain pill
from when my toe was broken ♪
475
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,320
♪ Can't find coke
so I snort ibuprofen ♪
476
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,060
[sniffing]
477
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,454
Oh, my God! Oh!
478
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,022
Why did I do that?!
479
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,067
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
480
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,721
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
481
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,723
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
482
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,030
♪ I'm not sad
483
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,814
♪ Big night out,
never felt more alive-er ♪
484
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,599
♪ We get cut off
by a student driver ♪
485
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,427
♪ I tell the Uber guy,
"Race that bitch" ♪
486
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,777
♪ As I rant about
Lilo and Stitch♪
487
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,909
♪ That movie
is cinematic art ♪
488
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,781
♪ Ooh, pull over,
it's a taco cart ♪
489
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,783
Oh!
490
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,785
Thank you.
491
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,702
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
492
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,747
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
493
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,401
♪ I'm not sad, Lilo's sad.
494
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,924
Have you seen
Lilo and Stitch?
495
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,361
It's so good.
496
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,667
You haven't? Why?
497
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:54,018
Wait. What were you doing
in 2002 when it came out?
498
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,933
Were you sad about 9/11?
499
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,241
Wait. I was sad about 9/11,
too, but Lilo and Stitch...
500
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,157
honestly really
helped me through it.
501
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,161
♪ You're so sad
that you're not this cool ♪
502
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,250
♪ Your happy smile
makes you look like a fool ♪
503
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,773
♪ You're so sad
you don't roll with me ♪
504
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,775
♪ To quote Stitch,
"Ohana means family" ♪
505
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:12,776
Stop.
506
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,822
Wait, that's mine.
507
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,086
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
508
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,219
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
509
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,221
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
510
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,135
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
511
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,181
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
512
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,183
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
513
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,011
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
514
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,795
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
515
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,797
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad
516
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,799
♪ I'm not sad,
you're sad ♪
517
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,324
♪ I'm not sad, you're sad.
518
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,634
Strip away my conshionsh.What?
519
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,727
What's up, sexy stuff?
520
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,382
Are you drunk?Uh, well, are you hunk?
521
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,949
[laughs]:
Yes, you are.[chuckles]
522
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:58,561
What is happening?I just...
523
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,259
I wanted to see you.
524
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,609
Hon-Honestly. Honestly,
I wanted to see you
525
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:05,220
because the last
conversation we had,
526
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,484
you were so wonderful.
527
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,573
You were so sweet and kind
528
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,488
and mature,
529
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,055
and you just want
me to be happy,
530
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,491
which is what I want, too.
531
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,493
And, God, Greg. Greg doesn't
know what happiness is.
532
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,321
And Dr. Akopian
533
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,497
just wants me to be this
narcotized vegetable.
534
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,239
Okay.No, no, but forget her, forget
her, forget her, forget her.
535
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,719
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
536
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,634
Let's talk about you.
Let's talk about you.
537
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,245
Let me tell you
what I am wondering.
538
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,116
Who is the man of my dreams?
539
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,510
Who is the mons of my dreams?
540
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:37,731
[laughing]: Who is the
pubic mons of my dreams?
541
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,602
What?C'mons, baby, kiss me.
542
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,038
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
543
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,736
Hmm?Did you have, like,
a billion drinks tonight?
544
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,695
No, I did not have
a billion, sir.
545
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,218
I had three.
546
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:50,265
Which, to a petite Jewess,
equals a billion.
547
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,745
Why don't we do this.
548
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,616
Let's just take off our clothes
549
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,749
and see what happens.
550
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,533
Okay, I'm gonna
put you in an Uber.
551
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,622
Really?
552
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,538
Come on. Come on.
553
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:05,280
You know I still
think about you.
554
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,847
At night
555
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,805
when I'm alone in my bed.
556
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,506
You really got to go.
557
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,812
[scoffs]Come on.
558
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,640
Okay, wow. I just...
559
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,686
I j... I just thought
you wanted me.
560
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,122
I thought this was
what you wanted,
561
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,819
so it's, like, weird that
you're ushering me out.
562
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,691
Get some good sleep
tonight, okay?[laughs] Okay.
563
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,475
I will. I will. She will.
564
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,868
And I don't need you
to call me an Uber.
565
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,783
I can get my own Uber.
566
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,393
And I'm gonna get
a great Uber,
567
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,308
one with cool lights
and terrible music
568
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,875
and water bottles
and old mints
569
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:38,531
and a driver
who's a screenwriter.
570
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,576
♪
571
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,547
Whoa.Hmm.
572
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,026
What are you doing?
573
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,507
Baking banana bread. What
does it look like I'm doing?
574
00:22:58,551 --> 00:22:59,856
You smell weird.
575
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,292
That's the primrose oil.
576
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:02,946
[sighs]
577
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,906
Mrs. H thinks I'm going through
some kind of premenopause thing.
578
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,734
And I'm gonna get to
the gyno at some point,
579
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:11,346
but in the meantime,
I feel like absolute crapburger.
580
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,002
And I look like one, too,
according to everyone around me.
581
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,482
But I read online
582
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:19,528
that primrose oil helps,
so I am basically bathed in it.
583
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,400
Babe, you need to take a break.
584
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,750
You're working too hard
and too much.
585
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,274
What? I am fine.
I have to do this.
586
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,797
The bar is coming up any second,
587
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,757
and I don't have any uncles
with islands.
588
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,280
I mean, my Uncle Terry
589
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,456
has that condo in Tahoe,
but it's a timeshare,
590
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,371
and he only gets it
for a week and a half in July.
591
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,418
Well, can I help at all?
592
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,420
Yeah, can you put these back
in the freezer
593
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,422
and bring me back
new chilled ones? Thanks.
594
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,424
[exhales]
595
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,349
Hey.Hey.
596
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,003
What you doing?
597
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,396
You seen this show?
598
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,050
These Brits
really know how to bake.
599
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,182
Hence the title.Hmm.
600
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:06,880
I really get it now.
601
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,882
[sighs]
602
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,623
Do we have any burritos?
603
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,277
I want to take a big bite out
of the side of a burrito
604
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,497
just like fake Justin Bieber.[chuckles]
605
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,672
I have peanut butter.
606
00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,893
Mmm. Okay, second-best. Thanks.
607
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:25,812
Oh. That's so good.
608
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,597
You're the best, Josh Chan.
609
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:31,121
Aw. [chuckles][chuckles]
610
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:39,913
Hey, do you want
a shoulder rub?
611
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,436
♪
612
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,228
Okay, time for you
to go to bed.
613
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,100
You know, sleep?Mm.
614
00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,318
Think back to 1983.
615
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,407
Remember how much
you loved that nap?
616
00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,540
It is not time for bed.
617
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,760
And stop staring at me.
618
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,239
Well, it's hard,
619
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,372
because you look like you
just crawled out of a grave,
620
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:07,027
and that is visually
intriguing always.
621
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,290
Okay, I just have to get
through this section here,
622
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,074
and then I will sleep.
623
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,773
And tomorrow, first thing,
we're going to the doctor.
624
00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,339
No. No way.
625
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,471
Yes way.
626
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,082
You got to take care
of yourself, Paula.
627
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,781
My God, so oily.
628
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:25,262
Yeah, don't go
anywhere near an open flame.
629
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,180
Oh, you're great at this.
630
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:33,270
You know how to do this
because you were a theater girl
631
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:35,882
and they do massage circles.
632
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,840
George told me that.
633
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:42,236
Wait, you think of me
as a theater girl?
634
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,238
For real?
635
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:48,024
[groans] Yeah, I guess so.
636
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:51,985
Um, so, like,
if I were in A Chorus Line,
637
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:56,511
do you think I would be
Sheila, Cassie or Maggie?
638
00:25:57,512 --> 00:26:00,602
Uh, I don't know,
639
00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:03,910
but I think we should stop.
640
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,781
Why?Uh, because we're roommates
641
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:09,829
and things, and we should
definitely not have...
642
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,265
Or should we?
643
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,483
Take me, Zach.
644
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,007
Wait. Wait, who's Zach?He's the director
645
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,443
in A Chorus Line
and runs the auditions,
646
00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,271
and some productions
have him just be a voice,
647
00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:18,925
but others cast
an actual actor.
648
00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,317
Okay...
649
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:22,319
[moaning]
650
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,973
Wait. Okay, no.
651
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,932
No. Okay. Okay,
you're-you're drunk.
652
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:27,281
You've been drinking.
653
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,412
What?Okay? You must
have had, like,
654
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,979
three drinks tonight.
655
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:32,547
Okay, you know you can't drink
like that. You're Jewish.
656
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:37,639
We shouldn't do this.
657
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,599
[voice breaking]:
Josh, I'm sorry.
658
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,426
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
659
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:45,429
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
660
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,780
Are you okay?
661
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,393
I don't know.
662
00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:58,442
I don't know.
663
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,446
But...
664
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:07,451
...there's somewhere
that I need to go.
665
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:13,414
There's another ex
I got to deal with.
666
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:25,556
♪ In my life
I've had so many men ♪
667
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,821
♪ But there's one
I come back to ♪
668
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:32,825
♪ Again and again
669
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,827
♪ We've been on and off
670
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:38,308
♪ For such a long time
671
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,093
♪ And now he's back
672
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:43,966
♪ And I'm feeling, oh, so fine
673
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,839
♪ He's the darkness
674
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:50,364
♪ My first love, my true love
675
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,193
♪ The darkness
676
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:56,370
♪ He knows me better
than anyone ♪
677
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,285
♪ He holds me close
678
00:27:58,328 --> 00:28:01,636
♪ And whispers things
that I don't want to hear ♪
679
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,291
♪ When I feel the butterflies
of dread ♪
680
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,337
♪ I know the darkness is near
681
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:13,517
♪ We met around the time
I started first grade ♪
682
00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:16,259
♪ Every summer after that
683
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:19,306
♪ We'd play solitaire
in the shade ♪
684
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:24,746
♪ On prom night
he was the only boy I kissed ♪
685
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:28,141
♪ And when he'd visit my dorm
686
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:32,580
♪ I'd remember
how much I'd missed ♪
687
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:35,365
♪ The darkness
688
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,412
♪ His love for me is pure
689
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:41,328
♪ The darkness
690
00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:44,940
♪ He's handsome for a metaphor
691
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,507
♪ And his name is
692
00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:49,162
♪ Tyler
693
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:51,381
♪ Yeah, that feels right
694
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:54,645
♪ His name is Tyler
695
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,562
♪ He drunk dials me
every night ♪
696
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:01,174
♪ Tyler, Tyler, Tyler
697
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,567
♪ Your kiss feels like a cut
698
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:07,006
♪ You play drums
and wear guyliner ♪
699
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:10,052
♪ And your pet name
for me is "slut" ♪
700
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:16,276
♪ For so many years
I've used the darkness to feel ♪
701
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:19,801
♪ But now there are things
in my life ♪
702
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,282
♪ That are actually real
703
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:26,329
♪ I got to make a choice,
darling ♪
704
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:28,375
♪ Don't ask me why
705
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,553
♪ So will I have the strength
706
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:35,948
♪ To tell the darkness
707
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,864
♪ To tell Tyler darkness
708
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:41,910
♪ Goodbye.
709
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,487
Hello?
710
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:02,017
♪
711
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:13,463
[birds chirping]
712
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,422
Mm.
713
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,206
[footsteps approaching]
714
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,862
Rebecca?
715
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,473
Hi, Dr. Shin.
716
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,388
How are you?
717
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,303
I'm doing very well,
as you can see.
718
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,262
Mm.
719
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:30,306
Should we...?
720
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,134
Yeah, let's go.Yeah.
721
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,353
[grunts loudly]
722
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,531
[groans]Okay.
723
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,619
Yeah.
724
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:40,142
[groans]
725
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,537
Am I the first person
to sleep on that bench?
726
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,843
Absolutely not.That tracks.
727
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,285
I... stopped doing
any of the work
728
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:54,287
that I needed to do.
729
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,375
I had a feeling.
730
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,420
We've been missing you at group.
731
00:30:57,464 --> 00:31:01,207
I was just so happy
for a second, and...
732
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,471
I legit thought I
could get away with
733
00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,082
not doing any
of the stuff.
734
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,388
I understand.
It's like I
did squats
735
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:10,738
every day for a year,
736
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,566
and now I just want
to eat doughnuts
737
00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:15,482
for the rest of my life and
never go back to the gym
738
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:18,746
but still have a great
butt forever, you know?Yeah.
739
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:21,488
I do know. I work out
my butt three times a week.
740
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:22,968
You think I like squats?
741
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,057
I was just tired.
742
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:27,450
Honestly, the whole
thing is so relentless,
743
00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,236
and I threw myself into the
high of the new relationship,
744
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,368
and I stopped doing
any of the work.
745
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,631
And then we
fought a lot,
746
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,417
and then I had, like,
a billion drinks...
747
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,679
A billion?
748
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,421
Three.Yeah. Great. Lehayim.
749
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:42,944
Right.
750
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,425
And then...
751
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:46,992
I tried to have sex
752
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,298
with both Nathaniel and Josh,
who I now live with,
753
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:50,517
by the way.Wow.
754
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,823
You have not been
to group in a while.
755
00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:55,000
Yeah. Yeah, no, exactly.
It's bad, it's bad.
756
00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,958
God, I feel bad.
I just feel terrible.
757
00:31:57,002 --> 00:32:00,005
But I know what I have
to do-- I got to go back
into all the therapy.
758
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,615
Yeah, no.
759
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:03,312
That's what I'm
gonna do. I promise.
760
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:05,749
I promise. I've
done it all before.
761
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,447
I'll do it all again.
762
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,318
Rebecca...No, don't.
763
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,494
You know what I'm gonna say.No. Please?
764
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:12,931
We need to talk
about medication.
765
00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:18,893
[door opens]
766
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,374
Well, here it is,
here we are.
767
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:23,550
The time we've all
been waiting for.
768
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,682
Press "play"
on the old menopause.
769
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,684
Oh, exciting!
770
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:30,078
Okay, let's do this.
771
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:33,342
Are we doing a patch,
a pill, sticking
something up my butt?
772
00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:37,477
Whatever is fast and easy,
'cause I have stuff to do.
773
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,782
First tell me your symptoms.
774
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,741
I like to start by
hearing the symptoms.
775
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,048
I'm a funny kind of
gynecologist that way.
776
00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:46,007
Okay, I'm hot.
Like, on fire.
777
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,140
I am exhausted.
778
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:51,578
I am achy all over,
but especially my arms.
779
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:54,581
And-and this morning I even
threw up a little bit.
780
00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:55,930
What did the vomit look like?
781
00:32:55,974 --> 00:33:00,587
Um, kinda weird.
Kinda white and milky.
782
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:02,023
Interesting.
783
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,243
Well, I'll tell you what,
it is possible that
784
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,592
you're starting to go
through menopause,
785
00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:08,464
but I think you're also
having a heart attack.
786
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,552
Ha ha.
787
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,815
Nope, not ha ha.
Not a "ha ha" thing.
788
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:15,210
I have a patient who needs to go
to cardiac ICU immediately.
789
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,125
Wait, what? ICU?
790
00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:20,302
N-No, I-I can't go there now.
I got stuff to do.
791
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:23,436
Cool, then put "dropping dead"
on your to-do list for today.
792
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:29,529
No, don't take out the pad.
What are you doing?
793
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,313
These will not turn you
into a vegetable or zombie.
794
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,620
They're just gonna work with
your existing brain chemicals.
795
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:38,233
Now, there is Citalopram,
Escitalopram, Paroxetine,
796
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,932
Fluoxetine, Fluvoxamine
and Sertraline.
797
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,717
I have one that I think
will be good for you.
798
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,676
Oh, can you just stop writing?
There's so much writing.
799
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,461
Most people who have
what you have
800
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:51,029
manage their symptoms
with a combination
801
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,595
of therapy and medication.
802
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,423
I...You have toughed it out
803
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,860
for a long time
on your own here.
804
00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:59,559
And you don't have to.
805
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:03,215
I can't make you do anything,
but this is what I recommend.
806
00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:06,783
Okay, I appreciate
the recommendation.
807
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:12,615
[sighs] Dr. Shin, I acted
like such a horrible witch
808
00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:13,921
to Greg yesterday.
809
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,227
What do I do?
810
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,403
What do I say to him?You know how to do this.
811
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:20,449
You know how to take
responsibility for stuff.
812
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,670
Okay. No, you're right, I do.
813
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,585
I'm gonna call him and own up
814
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,674
to everything that
happened last night,
815
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:31,025
and all of the stuff I did.
816
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,594
And it's gonna suck, and
he's gonna be upset, and...
817
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:36,161
[ringtone playing]
818
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,684
Oh, God, this might be him.
819
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,512
Let me just get
it over with.
820
00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,473
Oh, it's not him, it's Scott.
821
00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,040
It's Paula's husband.
822
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,868
That's weird. Why would
he be calling me?
823
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,913
Hello?
824
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:53,874
Oh, my God.
825
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:05,451
Is she gonna be okay?
826
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,061
She had a major blockage,
827
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,456
and walked around
with it for 18 hours.
828
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:13,241
Wow.
829
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,983
Mm, because, uh,
my lady is a badass,
830
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,117
and, uh, really,
really stupid.
831
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,512
Did you go to
Ragin Waters recently?
832
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,558
Yeah. How did you know?
833
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,343
You smell like day-old chlorine
and chili cheese dogs.
834
00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,872
God, I just--
I love her so much.
835
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,789
Me, too.
836
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:42,052
So much.
837
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,013
God, when is the doctor
gonna get here?
838
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,146
[sniffles]
[door opens]
839
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,799
Hello there.
840
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,366
Is Paula okay?
841
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:52,672
Yeah, she's doing well.
842
00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:55,631
My God. Thank God.She's incredibly brave.
843
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,199
A lot of patients I have, when
they go under for heart surgery,
844
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,853
they say, "Doc, please
don't let me die."
845
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,551
But with her, she said, "Doc,
you have parsley in your teeth,"
846
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,162
and, "How long is
this gonna take?"
847
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,469
[laughs]
Oh, God. Thank God.
848
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,472
Oh, actually, I know you.
He's very funny.
849
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:12,257
You're the-the funny doctor.
850
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,693
Dr. Roth.
851
00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,130
You were my doctor
when I had a UTI.
852
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,567
Oh, no, you're thinking
of my brother, Dr. Roth.
853
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:19,699
Uh, I'm Dr. Roth.
854
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:22,310
I'm sorry about him.
Dr. Roth, I mean.
855
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,355
Dr. Roth.
856
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,922
Dr. Roth, Dr. Roth.[both laughing]
857
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,054
What are you laughing at?
858
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,885
Uh, when can we see her?
859
00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,235
Oh, you can go in now, but
one visitor at a time, please.
860
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:37,107
REBECCA: You go first,
and then I'll go.
861
00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:39,849
[monitor beeping]
862
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:42,678
I am glad you're okay.
863
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:46,204
Yeah, me, too.
864
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,468
Paula, what were you doing?
865
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:54,342
You walked around being so sick
for so many hours,
866
00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:56,257
toughing it out on your own.
867
00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,085
You know you don't have
to do that.
868
00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:01,262
I just-- I didn't have
time to be sick.
869
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:04,613
Okay, no one has time
to be sick.
870
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,007
But you have to take
better care of yourself.
871
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,749
I know that now.
872
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,012
Promise me that you will
do everything
873
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:13,492
the doctors want you to do.
874
00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:18,061
Um, yeah, but they don't
wantme to do anything.
875
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:19,628
They just want me to lie
here for a couple days.
876
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:23,632
And it's-it's not just
a onetime thing.
877
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:28,246
They're saying I gotta take
better care of myself for life.
878
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,639
Like salads.
879
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:34,295
He used the word
"salads," Rebecca.
880
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,255
Without the word "potato"
in front of it.
881
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,431
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
that sounds awful.
882
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:42,825
I mean, salads are just piles
of sandwich with no bread.
883
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:45,263
Hey, listen,
take the word "salad,"
884
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:47,743
rearrange some letters,
add a couple of other letters,
885
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,311
you get "Satan." Okay?[chuckles wearily]
886
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,749
It's not great...
but you have to do
887
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,403
what they want you to do.
888
00:37:55,447 --> 00:38:01,322
Okay, even if it is tough
and tiring and exhausting...
889
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,715
like a salad.
890
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:03,759
[groaning]
891
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,848
Because, also,
like a salad,
892
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:09,504
there are croutons and
bacon bits to look forward to.
893
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:12,115
Ooh, bacon bits.
894
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:16,294
Yay. [sighs]
895
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,297
Promise me you'll take
better care of yourself.
896
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,952
I will.
897
00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,566
Okay.
898
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:32,614
♪
899
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,636
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900
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,658
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901
00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:38,680
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902
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