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Previously
onCrazy Ex-Girlfriend...
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Wait, whose baby is that?It's my baby.
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The one you helped me make.
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I was just walking
by with Hebby,
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and I thought maybe Rebecca
might want to see her,
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since she's
never acknowledged
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her genetic offspring.
[chuckles]
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HEATHER: So, do you have to, like, study
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everywhere we go?I have a final.
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I'm gonna be a lawyer.
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A lawyer, Scott.
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Well, you have worked so hard.
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You're almost there, babe.
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Why is hehere?
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She gets like this.
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You ruin a shot again,
and I will put you in ICU.
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Bitch, don't get in my way,
bitch.[squeaks]
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I got to go see my dad.
He's sober now.
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Going to meetings,
just like me.
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REBECCA: There's something
I got to tell you.
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I had sex with your dad.
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I can't believe that happened.
Why did you do that?
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What are you guys doing here?
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I wanted to talk to you.
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About what? Guys! Guys!
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VALENCIA:
All of your exes showed up
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on your doorstep?
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Are they still into you?
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I don't know.Mm.
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I'm so confused.
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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's the coolest girl
in the world, wait ♪
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♪ Wrong Rebecca
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♪ It's this one over here
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♪ She's spunky, she's sweet,
a generous friend ♪
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♪ Oh, but there
she looks kind of mean ♪
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Hmm.♪ Okay, she's snarky
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♪ Sarcastic and a...
What? ♪
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♪ You know, we're not really
seeing a common theme ♪
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♪ Meet Rebecca
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♪ She's too hard to summarize
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♪ So let's go back
to Other Rebecca. ♪
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I've never felt loved.
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Welcome to Rebetzel's.
Please try a sample.
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Yeah. Take it.
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Sample?
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Yeah. It's terrible.
Just...
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Take one, AJ.
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[gagging]
No.
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No. What is
this disgusting flavor?
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I call it the Hot Mess.
What?
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This epitomizes
how I feel right now,
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which is confusion
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over no matter how hard
I try in my life,
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it always ends up
a steaming hot mess.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I love a sample.
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Food claw coming on in.
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[beeping]
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[mimics whirring]
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[groaning]
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Oh, that is--
that is terrible.
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Ugh.
Exactly. It's supposed
to taste bad.
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It's bad, like my life.
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Why? Is everything okay?
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Did you hear about what happened
on my porch the other night?
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Oh, you mean when Nathaniel and
Greg came over to your house
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and there was also
the other guy there
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and then Josh came flying
out in those man panties
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and he had that tennis racket?
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Mm-mm, I hadn't heard.
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So everyone knows.
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Great. Wonderful.
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[groans]
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Darryl, I'm so confused.
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I mean, Nathaniel
and Greg clearly had
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something super important
they wanted to tell me,
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but I never found out
what it was.
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And I keep texting both of them,
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and it's radio silence.
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What were they doing there?
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[cooing]Ooh. Oh.
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Hebecca's waking up from
her little nappy nap.
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Who?
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Oh, my God.
You're not serious.
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Oh! Hebecca.
That's the name of your baby.
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Your baby. That's your baby.
Right, right, right.
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Okay, okay, what is the deal?
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Why do you always space on
the fact that I have a baby,
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one that you gave me an egg for,
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one whose name
rhymes with yours?
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I mean, it's kind of like
you got a thing about her.
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I don't have a thing about her.
You have a thing about her.
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Yeah. You're weird
around her.
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It's like you can
barely even look at her,
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because she reminds you of a
very traumatic time in your life
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where you made
some rash decisions
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and contributed to the existence
of another person
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and maybe didn't
fully think it through.
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What?[babbling]
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I-I don't look at her
like that at all.
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Okay. Well, I don't know
how you look at her,
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because I'm just not
a baby person.
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Everyone is a baby person.
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All you need to do
is sniff her head.
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I'm telling you, baby
sniffs are my CBD oil.
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I go to a store, they don't
have my favorite feta?
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Sniff the head. Bad day at
the office? Sniff the head.
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Brother has cancer?
Sniff that head.
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Um, your brother has cancer?
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Not anymore.
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[inhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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Hmm.
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She is kind of cute.
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Cute? She's the most
wonderful baby in the world.
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And I'd love for you to
spend more time with her.
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Maybe you could even
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babysit someday.[babbling]
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Uh...
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Maybe. Maybe someday.[chuckles]
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How's about Saturday at 6:45?
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Sorry, what?
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I really need someone.
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My mom group set
me up on a date.
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And my nanny,
Evelyn, she's busy.
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I-I don't know
about babysitting. I've just--
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I-I don't have much experience
with, like, a crying baby.
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Oh, she doesn't cry at all.
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It's actually weird
how little Hebby cries.
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Right?[coos]
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Oh, come on.
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It isn't that hard
to take care of a baby.
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Lots of people do it just fine.
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Snooki has a baby.
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She has two babies.
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And look at what a
great job she's doing
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with Lorenzo and Giovanna.
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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I'll do it. Okay.
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Yay!
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Hooray!
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Yay, Auntie Rebecca.
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Yay! Look!
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She loves you!
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I see it.
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♪
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Whew! Good job, Tony.
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You woke up in that skate park
with a belly full
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of Oxy and booze, but you
bounced back and you're here.
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[exhales]
Who else wants to share?
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I'm on my seventh cup of coffee,
and I can't stop talking
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unless somebody else gets up.
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I'll go.I'll go.
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Uh...
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I came here today because, uh,
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I-I did a terrible thing
to my son.
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Oh, no, Dad,
what are you doing?
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I want to repair
our relationship.
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What I did to you, sleeping
with your ex-girlfriend,
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that was--
that was--
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it was unforgivable.
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It was my rock bottom,
and I'm-I'm ashamed.
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Oh, my God. We already talked
about this privately.
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You also talked
about this publicly,
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because we talked about this
last week at our meeting.
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Yeah, but I really want him
to know how sorry I am.
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I-I-I can't say it
enough.
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I know you're sorry.
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And so does everyone here
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and everyone from last week
who isn't here.
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So,
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please, just...
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You don't have
to apologize anymore, okay?
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Another cup of coffee?
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I could hear your large
intestine screaming.
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Let me have this.
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I don't have meth
anymore.
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Hey, are you actually dealing
with what happened
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with your feelings
with the daddy-girlfriend sex?
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Oh, wow, that is
an awful term.
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I mean, have you even talked
to Rebecca since she told you?
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You showed up on that patio
with something to say,
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and you didn't even say it.
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Greg, if you got
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something to say to Rebecca,
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you got to say it.
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And have a truly happy day.
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Thank you.
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Hi, babe.
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Hi, Mama Cookie.
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Here is your invite
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to a game night on Saturday.
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A game night?
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Oh, shoot. I just told Darryl
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that I'd babysit
Hebecca on Saturday.
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Whoa, really?
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Oh, that's great!
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I mean, it was
a bit unsettling,
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the way you kept forgetting that
your genetic daughter existed.
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Yeah, but, you know what,
no, I can cancel,
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because you never have parties.
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I mean, God, for your
birthday, we just went
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grocery shopping and ate premade
sushi in the parking lot.
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Okay, first of all,
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this is not an actual party.
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It's a game night.
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Second, that is how I wanted
to celebrate my birthday--
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with you and some room-temp
California rolls.
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It was perfect.
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No one stared at me
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and no one sang
"Happy Birthday,"
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so it was a big win.
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Okay, seriously, Paula,
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I can just cancel on Darryl.
It's fine.
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No! No way.
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You're bonding with Hebecca.
That's huge.
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Do that.
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[exhales]
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I do need an even number,
though.
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Who else can I ask
at the last minute?
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I mean, Darryl's got
a date, obviously.
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And Sunil has another
widowers' camping retreat.
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Those are definitely orgies.
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And, uh-- oh, Mrs. H
is the worst at games.
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Have you seen her play charades?
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She just waves her arms around.
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So, you know,
unless her clue is
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"used car lot balloon guy,"
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it's just-- it's a disaster.
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You know who lovesgames?Who?
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Your new best friend Josh Chan.
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Huh.
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Oh, since our trip
to San Bernardino,
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I like that guy.Mm.
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Plus, I need a couch moved,
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and the water cooler's
been empty for weeks.
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Good call.
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All right, well,
good luck babysitting, Mama.
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[chuckles nervously][laughs]
You're gonna be great.
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[exhales]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, uh, hey, after you.
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No, no, after you,
Mr. Man Panties.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, no.
That ridiculous underwear
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you were wearing on the patio
the other night.
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The panties.
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I was in my own house,
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and they are notpanties.
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Oh.They are very expensive
Fett by Fett Regoso
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high-performance,
moisture-wicking briefs,
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cut high for gluteal mobility.
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Mm.Yeah.
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I post a picture of myself
in them every day
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to attract the attention
of Fett Regoso Inc.,
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who are looking
for online brand spokesmen.
261
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,264
Wow.
262
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,353
Wow with you. Wow.
263
00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,530
Okay, trust me, I don't like
you any more than you like me.
264
00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,357
So, wow yourself.
265
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,663
You know what, Josh,
266
00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:54,708
I actually don't dislike you.
267
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,840
We are just
wildly different people.
268
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,102
You are on a different planet.
269
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539
We have absolutely nothing
in common.
270
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,452
What, you don't wear underwear?
271
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,324
Dude, that's really dangerous.
272
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,673
Like, what about zippers?
273
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,588
[phone chimes]
274
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,111
Oh, cool.What?
275
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,679
Did a bot like one
of your panty pictures?
276
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:13,509
No. I got invited
to a party at Paula's house.
277
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,293
No.
[groans]
278
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,034
I'm going to that party, too.
279
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,384
[sighs]
Great. Fun.
280
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,995
All right, look, since
we're both going to the party
281
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,519
and especially since Rebecca
will probably be there,
282
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,391
why don't we just agree to give
each other a wide berth, hmm?
283
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,392
Fine. Done.
284
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,394
Deal.
285
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,396
"Berth."
286
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,402
♪
287
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,491
DARRYL:
Okay, so, basically,
288
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,406
you got the easiest
type of babysitting:
289
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799
sleep-time babysitting.
290
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,584
She's been fed
and changed
291
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,368
and she's asleep
in her crib.
292
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,631
Great. Great.
This is gonna be easy.
293
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,632
I'm not worried.
294
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,286
Also, just in case,
295
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,288
I printed out an article
from Quimblepop.
296
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,420
"37 Things that Calm a Baby."
297
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,422
Oh, you're not gonna need
that. She will not wake up.
298
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,423
Never does.It'll be fine.
299
00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,555
Listen, just-just
get out of here.
300
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,556
I got this.
301
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,862
Thanks.
302
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,038
I'm excited about it.
[chuckles]
303
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,605
She's a pharmacist.
304
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,650
You know what they say...
305
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,260
Oh, I don't know what they say.
306
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,392
Oh. I was hoping you did.
307
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,176
I don't know what to
talk about with her.
308
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,439
[chuckles][chuckles]
All right. Well,
309
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,615
wish me luck.Okay.
310
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,660
Bye.Bye.
311
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,271
[sighs]
Ah.
312
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,533
[makes sucking sound][door closes]
313
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,535
Okay. You're a baby.
314
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,581
[smacks lips]
315
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,933
[sighs]
316
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:34,634
Yes! 90210marathon.
317
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,288
Just what I needed--
a break from the drama.
318
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,334
Except for the drama
in Beverly Hills,
319
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,336
which I am all about.
320
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,120
[phone chimes]
321
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,861
What?
322
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,950
[groans softly]
323
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,346
Uh...
324
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,527
Oh, my God.
325
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,009
Uh...
326
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,364
Oh, my God.
327
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,582
[Hebby cries]
328
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,149
No. No, no, no, no, no.
329
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,890
Baby, baby, shh, shh.
330
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,587
Quiet sounds, no sounds.
331
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,806
[Hebby crying]
332
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,330
No. Please, baby.
Please, please, please.
333
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,332
A boy is coming over. Please?
334
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,378
[crying stops]
335
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,338
[quietly]:
Okay.
336
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,166
Okay.
337
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,472
[sighs]
338
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,431
[Hebby screams and cries]
339
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,477
[groans]
340
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,525
[crying]
341
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,745
Hi. You had something
you wanted to say?
342
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,834
[Hebby cries loudly]
343
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,714
PAULA:
Oh. This is gonna be
a great game night.
344
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,194
Well, except Rebecca's
not gonna be here.
345
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,674
I bet if you told her
346
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,415
this game night was your law
school graduation party...
347
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,852
Uh-uh-uh-uh, shh, Scott,
we're not talking about that.
348
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,506
Okay, and don't say that
to anyone.
349
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,682
I don't want to hear the word
"graduation" from you.
350
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,728
I don't understand why
you're being like this.
351
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,513
Why didn't you invite
everyone to the ceremony?
352
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,690
It was just me and Tommy,
so we lost the unspoken
353
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,649
but very real cheering
section competition.
Aw.
354
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,260
We stood no chance
against the family
355
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,218
with the air horns
and the confetti guns.
356
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,307
You have to tell people
what the party's for.
357
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,267
I don't want attention,
I don't want fuss.
358
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,225
I just want a fun game night.
359
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,273
Thanks, everyone, for coming.
360
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,188
So happy
you could all make it.
361
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,668
You're all a part of my life
in different ways.
362
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,931
Husband, boss,
363
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,847
girl group, partner,
girl group, spouse,
364
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,544
and... Josh.
365
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,502
HEATHER:
So exciting
366
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,027
to see your living room, Paula,
I never been in here before.
367
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,377
Where's Bunch?
368
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,944
She's coming to this
tonight, right?
369
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,076
I mean, she's part of
your whole girl mob thing.
370
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,818
I mean, not that I care.
I don't care, obviously.Rebecca is
371
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,167
not coming.
372
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,516
Um, she's babysitting
for Darryl. So,
373
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,823
let me tell you
about the game
374
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,303
we're going to play.
375
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,175
I made it up myself,
and it's called...
376
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,656
Trial by Fire.
377
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,266
[whoops]
[whoops]
378
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,834
Ha, ha! Interesting name, Paula.
379
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,706
What is this game,
and how is it played?
380
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,839
Well, Scott, I'm
so glad you asked.
381
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,885
[laughs]
It's a combination
382
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,888
of Celebrity and charades,
and the twist is...
383
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,151
all the famous people
384
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,849
are people from
famous trials.
385
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,156
[laughs]
[squeals]
386
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,374
Huh.Hmm.
387
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,376
That sounds so... great,
388
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,030
but if you're open
about games,
389
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,337
I do love
traditional charades.
390
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,425
Or Mafia is fun.
391
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,426
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
392
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,819
Water polo.
393
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,257
Not an option?
It is a game.
394
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,695
Yes. No. Thanks, everyone,
for those wonderful suggestions,
395
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,827
but, you know,
396
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,002
tonight,
for no particular reason,
397
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,873
I would like
to play a law-themed game.
398
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,179
I think you'll really like it.
399
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,658
So, now,
400
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:57,880
everybody, pick a number
out of the hat.
401
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,664
Huh. So we're
gonna pick a number,
402
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,231
and then square
off and compete
403
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,016
against each other
in your living room,
404
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,148
and that's what middle-class
people do, and that's cool?
405
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,020
Yeah, it's a game night, dude.
406
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,718
Oh, this is exciting.
I love competing,
407
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,112
and, you know, I really like
winning, so... [laughs]
408
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,591
I'm gonna win this.
I'm gonna win!
409
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,899
Team One! Who's got it?
410
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,945
[sighs]
Uh, me.
411
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,860
Oh. Uh... Huh.
You know, actually,
412
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,905
I think,
now that I'm looking at it,
413
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,081
it looked more
like a "seven" or an "L."
414
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,518
You know, I'm not that excited,
either. You're mean.
415
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,956
I'm not mean, okay?
I'm nice now!
416
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,003
Baby, are you a "three"?
417
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,309
Uh, no, I'm "four."
418
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,094
Me, too.Cool. Yes.
419
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,487
Team Two!
420
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,141
Oh! Yay! Me, too!
421
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,838
Ha, ha! [whoops]
422
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,711
So that means, the other
person who is "three" is...
423
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,540
Yup. It's me.
424
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,933
Huh.
425
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,371
They have a history.
426
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,938
I don't exactly
know what happened,
427
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,809
but Valencia is always
really mean to Hector.
428
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, I know. Trust me.
I've heard all about it.
429
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,293
Okay, everyone, let's play!
430
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,382
[whoops][whoops]
431
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:08,081
[crying]
432
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:11,040
Don't worry. This is gonna stop
soon, because Darryl said
433
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,563
she barely cries,
so she'll stop crying soon,
434
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,478
and then you can finally tell me
what you want to tell me.
435
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,828
You want me to try?No. No, no, no.
436
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,961
I don't know what you could do
that I'm possibly not doing,
437
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,832
'cause, you know, if anyone
should be able to soothe her,
438
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,705
it's me, 'cause we're related,
so... [shushes]
439
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,489
You know what? I'm
just gonna... Shh...
440
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,013
What?
[shushing]
441
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,189
[cooing]
442
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,147
What?
443
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,454
[whispering]:
What just happened?
How did you do that?
444
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,890
I don't know. I just...
445
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,065
Can I try?Yeah.
446
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,153
Let me try.[cooing]
447
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,415
Shh...
448
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,721
[cries loudly]Oh!
449
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,028
Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
450
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,420
Okay, okay.[cooing]
451
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,640
What the...? I can't
soothe her at all,
452
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,990
and you just did it
like... that.
453
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,906
Yeah, so, listen, Rebecca,
I wanted to tell you...
454
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,952
[crying]You know, I'll just, I'll
stay in this position.
455
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,257
What I wanted to tell you...
456
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,433
Hey, I really want
to hear what you have to say,
457
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,435
but just a quick,
tiny question.
458
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,917
What do I do about the fact
that this baby hates me?
459
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,882
Okay, so, round one.
460
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,710
Scott and I will go first.
461
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,016
You ready, babe?
462
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800
Oh, you bet.
Honey, let's do this!Okay, go.
463
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,064
[Scott clears throat]PAULA:
Um, uh...
464
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,674
Heathers,shoplifting.
465
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,981
Uh, Winona Ryder!Yes! Okay.
466
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,635
Uh, um... duel, britches.
467
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,594
Aaron Burr!
Yes.
468
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,204
Uh, oh, his dad shot him.
469
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,597
Marvin Gaye.
470
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,077
Right.
471
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,817
Uh... oh, she
axed her parents.
472
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,080
Lizzie Borden.
473
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,995
PAULA:
Yes.
474
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,300
Uh, evolution trial!
475
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,867
John T. Scopes!
Yes!
476
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,911
Time!
477
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:40,869
[laughs]Oh!
478
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,088
[Scott whoops][both laugh]
479
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,828
SCOTT [whoops]:
Oh! Oh,
480
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,309
I learned so much about the law
from your flash cards, honey.
481
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:50,922
Mm.It's almost like
I'm the one who grad... ually...
482
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,403
learned about the legal system
through flash cards.
483
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,971
Well, wait. Um, what
happened to Marvin Gaye?
484
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,668
Oh, his dad murdered
him. Anyway...
485
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,930
As an adult?
486
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,368
No, Josh, as a baby.
487
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,413
Marvin Gaye was murdered
as a baby.
488
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,416
All the music that he made that
you love, he made as a baby.
489
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,591
Whoa.
490
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,203
Fun!
[laughs]
491
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,423
Fun talking! Um... okay,
Valencia and Hector.
492
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,859
Your turn.
493
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,035
Uh...
494
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,125
Uh, okay, uh, just,
uh, as a reminder,
495
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:23,564
uh, in this game, everyone has
to be nice to everyone else.
496
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,087
Is that correct?
497
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,567
That's-that's one of the rules,
right?
498
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,090
Of course we'll be nice
to each other.
499
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,657
I've always been nice
to you, Hector.
500
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,615
We go way back.
501
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,923
Si arruinas esto, te mataré y arrojaré tu cuerpo a un río.
502
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,142
Okay?
503
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,666
Oh, you guys are
bonding in Spanish!
504
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,102
So great!
505
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,321
Oh!Okay, well, come on up!
506
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,539
Yup.
507
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,498
Huh. I dropped
out of Spanish,
508
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,543
but I definitely heard
the word "kill."
509
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,850
Also, "river,"
so not great.
510
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,113
Maybe-- kill, river--
they're planning a fishing trip.
511
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,593
Maybe.
512
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,122
Okay.
513
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,993
I don't know this one.
514
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,995
Mm.
Pass.
515
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,563
Pass. Pass.
516
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,479
Pass.
Pass.
517
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,917
Pass. Pass.
518
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,095
Pass. Pass.
519
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,096
Pass.
520
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,662
Pass.
521
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,100
Pass. Pass. Pass.
522
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,103
And time.
Yes! Done!
523
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,930
Perfect. Nicely done, Hector.
524
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,063
Strong work.
525
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,021
Stop. She does that
with her eyebrow
526
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,372
when she's about
to assassinate me.
527
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,069
And yet you're still alive.
528
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,428
Okay.
529
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,343
She's finally asleep.
530
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,171
We did it.
531
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,477
What? No. Youdid it.
532
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,522
I didn't do anything.
533
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,742
She hates me.
534
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,745
Yeah, this is it.
535
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,616
This is why
I've been avoiding this baby.
536
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,183
It's 'cause I knew
that she would hate me.
537
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,750
Well...I knew that she would know
538
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,274
that I am dangerous
and destructive.
539
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,102
Rebecca...
Greg.
540
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,365
Darryl says she never cries,
and she's around me
541
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:12,063
for two seconds, and she turns
into The Exorcist?
542
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,543
No. The best thing for her
543
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,198
is for me to just stay as far
away from her as possible.
544
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,026
I mean, I've-I've done
enough damage
545
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:21,072
bringing her into this world
and giving her my garbage genes.
546
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,162
I just... I just need
to stay far away from her,
547
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,859
because, also,
I bring out the worst in her,
548
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,861
because I bring out the worst
in everybody, even babies.
549
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,689
Come on, stop.I mean, you know it's true.
550
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:32,214
You left West Covina
just to get away from me,
551
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,955
and look how well you're doing.
552
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,348
So, clearly,
553
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,045
everyone is better off
without me, just face it.
554
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,829
Rebecca, stop.
555
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,222
If everyone was
better off without you,
556
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,702
then why did I come
here to tell you
557
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,660
that I can't stop thinking
about you, and I miss you,
558
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,141
and I clearly still
have feelings for you?
559
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,100
Wait. I think something
slipped out there.
560
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,319
Did something slip out?
561
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,150
You still have feelings for me?
562
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,804
Oh, yeah, that's
what slipped out.
563
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,240
You, um...
564
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,243
I'm sorry. What?
565
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,898
Look, the thing is, I realized
how I felt about you,
566
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,248
came over to tell you, and
all those guys were there,
567
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,077
and that was not enjoyable,
but I don't care.
568
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,949
I can't stop
thinking about you.
569
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,389
What do you think?
570
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:21,045
I think that I feel...
the exact same way.
571
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,103
We should really get the baby
out of this room.
572
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should do that. Yeah.Yeah.
573
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,545
[Paula chuckling]
574
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,112
Okay, and...
575
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,679
[singsongy]:
Everyone is still having fun.
576
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,463
Uh...
577
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,291
Josh... and Nathaniel,
578
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,293
come on, show 'em
how it's done.
579
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,774
All right, buddy,
come on, let's crush it!
580
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,428
Come on!Okay.
581
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,517
[Nathaniel exhales sharply]
582
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,215
Okay, uh, okay,
this is, um, three names.
583
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,218
Uh, first one is a, uh, creature
584
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,828
in an animated movie
about a cat,
585
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,875
and last name is...
another movie, uh, not animated,
586
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,530
uh, about a guy who's
587
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:14,229
super smart and...
speaks in an accent.
588
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,018
Uh... what?
589
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,890
Well, it says
"Oliver Wendell Holmes."
590
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,674
That's a Supreme Court justice.
591
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,154
No one knows that.
592
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,677
No one knows who plays
a creature in an animated movie.
593
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,027
Yeah, they do.
It's called Oliver & Company,
594
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,681
so... Oliver.
595
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,248
NATHANIEL: Okay,
let's just keep... just...
596
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,467
And time.
597
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,425
How many did we get?How many did we...?
598
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,384
Zero. We got zero.
599
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,038
We need a strategy.
600
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,736
We're getting creamed out there.
601
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,521
Yeah, I know.
But it's just a dumb game night.
602
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:46,653
It's not a big deal, all right?
603
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,002
Not a big deal?
604
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,351
It's a competition.
605
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,484
All right?
It's something
that we can win.
606
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:52,659
It's a symbol of our strength.
607
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,313
We need to be a team.I don't know
608
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,358
if I want to be
on the same team as you.
609
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,577
We don't even like each other.
610
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,578
Like I said, you're mean.
611
00:21:58,621 --> 00:21:59,753
Not anymore!
612
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,104
Look... look, who
cares about "like"?
613
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,540
We're teammates.
You think I liked
614
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,500
all the testosterone jerks
on my water polo team?
615
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,371
Of course-- they're my
brothers and I love them.
616
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,243
But did I always like them? No.
But we had to work together
617
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,810
to get the little
ball into the net.
618
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,464
Right, I-I hear that.
619
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:18,206
I mean, I don't like
all the guys at my dojo,
620
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,469
but I have to trust them
because they hold the wood
621
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,210
for board-breaking.Wait a minute.
622
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:23,298
That's it.
623
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,691
[snaps fingers]Sports.
624
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,606
You're an athlete,
I'm an athlete.
625
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:27,868
That's what we
have in common.
626
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,391
Wow, we actually have
something in common.
627
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,436
Look, you and I
628
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,654
are very different,
629
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:34,353
but, really, we speak
the same language.
630
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,789
We do?Yeah, we do.
631
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,921
[band playing jazzy intro]
632
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,665
[vocalizing]
633
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:45,842
♪ We're down for the count
634
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,583
♪ It's down to the wire
635
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,411
♪ We can't drop the ball
636
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,065
♪ We gotta aim a little higher
637
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,415
♪ 'Cause when we're
on the ropes ♪
638
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,243
♪ And it's our turn at bat
639
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,332
♪ We gotta throw a Hail Mary
640
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,987
♪ Gotta go to the mat
641
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:03,643
♪ Sports analogies,
sports analogies ♪
642
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:05,166
♪ We found the common ground
643
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,386
♪ In all men's personalities
644
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,909
♪ We talk a big game
645
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,693
♪ That's how we relate
646
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,304
♪ It's the easiest way
for men to ♪
647
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,697
♪ Communicate
648
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:15,742
Hike!
649
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,527
[vocalizing]
650
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,399
♪ It's par for the course
651
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,444
♪ When you're
in the home stretch ♪
652
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,664
♪ To swing for the fences
653
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:25,926
♪ With a full-court press
654
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,668
♪ We're on the one-yard line
655
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:29,930
♪ Inches to go
656
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,975
♪ So you pitch and I'll catch
657
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,586
♪ 'Cause it's our lead to blow
658
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:36,415
♪ Let's use more
sports analogies ♪
659
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,112
♪ Sports analogies
660
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,070
♪ They help men cope
with life's ♪
661
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,985
♪ Harsh realities
662
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,552
♪ Let's spew more clichés
663
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,554
♪ Till we run out the clock
664
00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,382
♪ Just keep your eye
on the ball ♪
665
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,166
♪ The puck ♪ And my shuttlecock
666
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,298
♪ Hey!
667
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,343
♪
668
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,528
All right, let's
get these shots.
669
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,007
Wait-wait-wait-wait.
Come on.
Come on, here we go.
670
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:04,791
One, two, three, here we go.
671
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,183
[grunts]
672
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,751
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shoot
one more. Ready?
Okay. Mm.
673
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,579
Come on!We can do it,
we can do it.
674
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:11,667
Here, cheers.
675
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,627
♪ Sometimes
when we watch sports ♪
676
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,455
♪ We get sad
677
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,676
♪ And we make it seem like
we're sad about the sports ♪
678
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,506
♪ But we're not really crying
about the game at all ♪
679
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:29,424
♪ Who really cares
about a game of basketball? ♪
680
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,773
♪ We're sad
681
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,428
♪ About our dads
682
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,606
♪ We couldn't talk to our dads
683
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:39,913
♪ Unless we used
684
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,741
♪ Sports analogies
685
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,830
♪ Sports
analogies ♪
686
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,614
♪ Men feel safe with these
687
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,137
♪ Empty generalities
688
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,139
♪ Let's go for the gold
689
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,706
♪ And then we'll hit
the lockers ♪
690
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,665
♪ We're American men
691
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,754
♪ We like all sports
except for soccer ♪
692
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:55,885
[glass shatters]
693
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,713
♪ 'Cause soccer's just a bunch
694
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,020
♪ Of foreigners runnin' around
695
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,108
♪ Yeah!
696
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:05,547
[song ends][audience cheering]
697
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,549
What'd you think, Dad?
698
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,551
I don't know.
699
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:10,770
Come on.
700
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:11,771
Please?
701
00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,816
[audience applause continues]
702
00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:19,126
Yes.
703
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,127
[exhales]
704
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,781
[crickets chirping]
705
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,740
[sighs]:
Okay.
706
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,873
Baby's moved.
707
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,963
Should we un-pause? Press play?
708
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,836
I was really enjoying
the kissing
709
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,751
from a few minutes ago, but...
710
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,797
Yeah, something
feels... weird.
711
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,755
Um...
712
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,105
So, listen.
713
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,194
You know me--
I'm usually the first person
714
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:47,763
to impulsively throw myself
into any really romantic moment,
715
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:49,678
but I think
I got to just...
716
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,593
take a beat
and deal with the fact
717
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:54,117
that right before you
so sweetly kissed me, I was...
718
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,945
in the middle of a shame spiral.
719
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,947
Which isn't
just a me thing.
720
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:01,081
That's a thing that happens
with my disorder, BPD.
721
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,518
Um, and basically,
it's what you saw.
722
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,608
I can spiral out
about things, in this case...
723
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,610
oh, my fear
that everyone hates me
724
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,960
and that I'm a contagious plague
in the form of a woman,
725
00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,962
even though intellectually
I know that I'm not.
726
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,660
Yeah.
727
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:17,967
Hey, I'm sorry if I bombarded
you in that moment.
728
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,621
No, it's totally fine,
and I loved it.
729
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:22,319
I just, I need to make sure that
I'm not relying on your feelings
730
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,669
for my own sense of self-worth.
731
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,671
Right, and I totally hear that.
732
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,716
And you are very wise.
733
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,895
[sighs]:
Oh...
734
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:36,333
So can we kiss again, or not?
735
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,510
Yes.
736
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:40,903
Un-pause.
737
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,688
We can resume kissing.
738
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:43,950
Great.
739
00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,995
♪
740
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,172
I'm so glad we un-paused.
741
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,609
Me, too.
[laughs]
742
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:53,916
[clatters]
743
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,309
Ow, ow, ow. There's
something under me.
744
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,702
Oh, okay.
745
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,964
[toy squeaks]Ooh!
746
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,792
[laughs]
What...?
747
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,011
Oh, there's a toy
halfway up my ass.[toy squeaks]
748
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,665
[both laugh]
749
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:10,672
[low, indistinct chatter]
750
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,416
[grunts]
751
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:19,289
This is all a big mess.
752
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,988
Where did Josh
and Nathaniel even go?
753
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,773
We don't know, but...
would you mind if we left?
754
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:27,036
Hector is very triggered.
755
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:27,863
[mumbling]
756
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,604
No!Wha...
757
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,737
Uh, come on, you guys,
758
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,434
we just got started.
759
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,044
I mean, you can't leave.
760
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,743
[voice cracks]:
No one leave. Please.
761
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,135
[sighs]:
Everything's going wrong.
762
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,181
Rebecca couldn't come,
everyone sucks at the game
763
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:44,619
or is ignoring the game or
fighting or all of these things.
764
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,926
Honey, maybe we should play
a different game.
765
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,318
Or-or no games.
766
00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:50,886
A-And maybe we should tell
people why they're here.
767
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,367
No. No way!
768
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,935
I don't want to tell
people that I graduated
769
00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:57,545
and that's what
this party is.
770
00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:01,505
That kind of attention makes
me feel so uncomfortable
771
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,943
and awkward and anxious
772
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:07,424
and-and pressured to be
something or say something.
773
00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:08,643
[sighs heavily]
774
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,995
This is my own private victory.
775
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:16,129
The little girl who loved
People's Courtmade it
776
00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,740
all the way,
and I want to savor it
777
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,830
in my own way, on my own,
with everyone coming over
778
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,963
and doing exactly
what I want them to do
779
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,573
at every moment
without being asked.
780
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:28,445
Babe. You can't expect people
to know what you want
781
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,925
without telling them.
782
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,884
No one here is a mind reader,
783
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,450
except maybe Valencia.
784
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,104
She's into that occult stuff.
785
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,410
Whatever.
786
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,194
[chuckles]
It doesn't matter.
787
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:41,110
Let's... just go back in there
788
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,068
and call it off.
789
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:43,722
No.
790
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,768
We're gonna go out there
791
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:49,466
and tell people you graduated
right now.
792
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,685
But...Hon.
793
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,687
I listen to you
most of the time--
794
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,037
almost all the time--
because you're smart
795
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,517
and I respect you,
796
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,519
but you're wrong
about this.
797
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:01,043
It's time for you
to listen to me.
798
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,486
[indistinct chatter]
799
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:16,580
Hey, guys.
800
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:18,147
So, um...
801
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,323
I graduated from law school.
802
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,803
Whoa.What? When?
803
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:23,849
Last week.
804
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:25,676
And you didn't tell
or invite anyone?
805
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,895
Who was your
graduation speaker?
806
00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:28,201
Was it Mindy Kaling?
807
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,769
She spoke at
Harvard Law in 2014.
808
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:34,250
What? I stan.I just...
809
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:38,515
I have trouble
celebrating myself,
810
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:42,258
and it may stem from an incident
at my 11th birthday party
811
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:45,174
where my dad told everyone
I had breast buds.
812
00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,045
[all groan]
813
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:46,828
Dads.
814
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,395
Yep.But...
815
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,352
Scott is right.
816
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,093
And, um, I need to learn
817
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:53,095
how to tell people
what I want
818
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:55,402
and what I need
and how I feel.
819
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,708
Look, you guys,
if you don't want to play
820
00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:00,233
my law-themed game
or any game tonight,
that is fine.
821
00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:03,149
We can just relax
and talk and drink and...
822
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,498
NATHANIEL:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
823
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:05,847
Not play games? Screw that.
824
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,849
Chan and I got a game to win.
825
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,372
Really?Yeah, we do.
826
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,373
Yeah, come on, Chan, batter up.
827
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,245
[grunts]
Ready?
828
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,724
Yeah.All right.
829
00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:15,465
[exhales]
Look right here, right here.
830
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,206
Yeah, yeah, oh,
yeah, right there.
831
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,468
[clears throat]
832
00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:21,254
Okay. He coached a team in L.A.,
833
00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:24,866
uh, made up of women who
murdered celebrity opponents.
834
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,041
Charles Manson?
835
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,129
Yes!
836
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,000
What?
Wow.
837
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,392
Um, all right,
um, okay.
838
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:32,743
This dude lied about an
at-bat with an opponent
839
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:35,529
who wore a blue uniform
she saved in her closet.
840
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:37,096
Bill Clinton!Yes!
841
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:38,314
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
842
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,142
Okay, so this is the
lady who tells you how
843
00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,710
to sweep home plate and grill
the hot dogs for the game,
844
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:45,539
and she went to jail
for something financial,
845
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,367
but it's too confusing
for you to understand.
846
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,021
Martha Stewart!Yes!
847
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:51,284
[shouting, gasping]
848
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,067
Time!
849
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,895
Yes! Whoo!
850
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:57,072
Did we win?No, no. Paula and Scott
scored, like,
851
00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,421
twice as many
as we did.
852
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,162
But, dude, come on, what
a great showing, right?
853
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,468
I'm proud of us!
854
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:02,948
You played the game right!
855
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,427
BOTH:
We played the game right!
856
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,907
Yeah! Yeah!Come on!
857
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,126
Played the game right.Yes...
858
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:08,388
played the game right.
859
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,704
[yelps]
860
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,098
All right, look, I get
that you're scared of me.
861
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,404
And there's a reason for that.
862
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:25,884
Because you're very mean to me?
863
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,581
Right. I'll admit it. I am.
864
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,061
Why? Why, Valencia?
865
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,193
I've always
just been nice to you.
866
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,629
Yes, exactly.
867
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,588
You're nice to me
and to everyone else.
868
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,242
You're nice and
easygoing and fun,
869
00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:37,983
and everyone likes
you more than me.
870
00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:40,246
Our kindergarten class,
our Sunday school teacher,
871
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,291
the bus driver,
and even Josh.
872
00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:45,425
It's so easy for you,
and it makes me jealous.
873
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:46,861
That's not true.
874
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,384
Not everyone likes me.
875
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:50,517
There is one person who I liked
876
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,519
who never liked me.
877
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,086
Oh, please, who?
The smelly gym teacher?
878
00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:56,827
Hector, why did you care
if he liked you? He smelled.
879
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:58,133
No. You.
880
00:31:58,177 --> 00:31:59,439
You, Valencia.
881
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:02,094
You like me?
882
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,486
Of course I do.
883
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,749
You're smart and cool
and hella fashionable.
884
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,751
I want to be friends.
885
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,362
Why didn't you
ever say that?
886
00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,973
You were too busy yelling at me.
887
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,844
Oh.
888
00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:15,716
I'm sorry.
889
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,066
I won't do that anymore.
890
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,807
You won't?
891
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,201
No way. Now that I know
you're a fan?
892
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,159
I love my fans.
893
00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:28,772
Okay. Cool.
894
00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:30,905
[grunts]
895
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,951
We'll have to practice that.
896
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,998
[exhales]
897
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,527
[both laugh]
898
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:47,139
[sighs] Wow.
899
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:50,620
This was a surprise.Yeah.
900
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,622
I'm glad you came over.Me, too.
901
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:53,972
[both laugh]
902
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,455
Hey, Greg?Hmm.
903
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,936
I, uh...
904
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,678
I don't want to mess this up.
905
00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:08,464
I still have a teeny,
tiny tendency to mess things up.
906
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:12,338
So what? We both do.
Everyone does.
907
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:15,515
So you think we can do this?
908
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:18,213
You think we can...
909
00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:22,261
start again for the...
910
00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:23,740
80th time?
911
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,351
[laughs]:
Yeah.
912
00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:32,488
♪ I mean, is anyone we meet
really that new to us? ♪
913
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:35,665
♪ We're all the same species
that grew ♪
914
00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:36,927
♪ In a uterus
915
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:39,104
♪ A kiss is a kiss
916
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,888
♪ A face is a face
917
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,369
♪ So what if we met
918
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:47,503
♪ In another time
and another place? ♪
919
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:51,246
[Hebby laughs]
920
00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,988
I'll get her.
921
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,686
No, no. I'll go.
922
00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:57,774
Okay.
923
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,387
[chuckles]
924
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:04,520
[Hebby babbles]
925
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,262
[sighs]
926
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,244
[clattering]
927
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,288
[camera clicking]
928
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:36,813
Nope.
929
00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,686
Hey, man, what you doing?
930
00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:42,558
Oh, uh, this fridge has
good light, and, like I said,
931
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,387
I'm trying to get
this Fett Regoso sponsorship.
932
00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,085
Oh. You want me to take a photo?
933
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,609
Oh, that'd be great.
934
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,393
Thanks, man.Yeah.
935
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:54,309
All right. Obviously you want
the underwear in there, right?Yeah.
936
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:55,571
[camera clicking]Oh, and...
937
00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:56,964
That's... No, that's...
Yeah, there.
938
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,008
That's better. Uh-huh.Is that better? Okay, cool.
939
00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,706
Hmm.
940
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:00,707
Huh.
941
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,925
Right there?
942
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:04,537
Selfies for that Fett thing?Yeah.
943
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,408
I think you need a fill light.
944
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:07,670
Oh, yeah.Oh, yes. Yeah, that'd be dope.
945
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,107
I'm gonna get low.
946
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,673
Here we go.Yeah, this is good.
947
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:12,849
Yeah, should I open, like...Yeah, open up, but just relax.
948
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:14,112
Just relax. Okay.Hmm.
949
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,331
Is this for the Fett thing?
950
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,550
You know,
this is gonna look too staged.
951
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,160
I'll be candid in the back.
952
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,422
Good call.Yes.
953
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:21,597
Yeah. Yeah.All right.
954
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,164
Cool.Super natural.
955
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,167
Right? Just relax.
Everything's normal.
956
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,517
Now think
about the underwear.Hmm.
957
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:31,172
This is a great graduation
party.
HECTOR:
Josh, flex that left tricep.
958
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,478
Oh, there we go.
That's it.Oh!
959
00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,001
[overlapping chatter]That's the money.
960
00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:36,438
Three, two, one, laugh.[all laugh]
961
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,440
Why are you laughing?
962
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,096
[Hebby cooing]
963
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,015
Hey there.
964
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,627
[sighs]
965
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,804
Hey.
966
00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:57,633
I'm sorry we got off
on the wrong foot.
967
00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,983
And I'm sorry
I've been avoiding you.
968
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,985
I was scared.
969
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:07,513
But I hope
we can be friends now.
970
00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:12,344
I'm Rebecca.
971
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:16,652
♪ Hello, nice to meet you
972
00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:19,351
♪ We share chromosomes
973
00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,792
♪ Hello, nice to meet you
974
00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:28,664
♪ You're kind of me
975
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:36,106
♪ So, since you're both the
future and kind of a mirror ♪
976
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,720
♪ I'll tell you right now
that life doesn't get clearer ♪
977
00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:45,812
♪ All I can say is have fun
in the gray ♪
978
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,858
♪ Well, anyway
979
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:53,820
♪ It's nice to meet you.
980
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,693
[sniffs]
981
00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:59,826
[sighs]
982
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,349
Heaven.
983
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:08,530
[door opens]
984
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,450
Hey, Greg.
985
00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,625
What, uh...?Oh.
986
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,627
Hey. I just came over
to see Rebecca.
987
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:20,020
Nothing more than that happened.
988
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,543
Hey, can I wash some
of these toys?
989
00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,153
No reason.
Just want to help out.
990
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:25,895
I would just love to wash some
of these floor toys for you.
991
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,593
That's so nice. Sure.
992
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,856
A single parent has to
take his/her/their help
993
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,118
wherever you can find it.
994
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:32,989
Can never be too clean.Mm-mm.
995
00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:35,296
Where's, uh, Hebby?
996
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,255
Where's Rebecca?
997
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:44,218
Aw, look at you two. Best buds.
998
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,874
I mean, not yet,
but we're getting there.
999
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,484
She pooped on me a ton.
1000
00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:51,747
I smelled it.
So maybe that's a compliment?
1001
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,967
Oh, this is the
sweetest thing.
1002
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,925
Oh, this is so great.
1003
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:58,754
Darryl, we got to go.Hmm?
1004
00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,495
I got a text. Paula needs us.
1005
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:04,325
[indistinct chatter]
1006
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,501
So, lucky for us,
1007
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,024
Gary's friends
1008
00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:09,983
never picked up his cake.
1009
00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:11,811
And Paula's friends
got it for 50% off.
1010
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:14,640
[laughter and cheering]
1011
00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:17,033
♪ Congratulations No.
1012
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,340
♪ To you [imitates horn]
1013
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:24,606
♪ Congratulations to you My God, I hate this
so very much.
1014
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:30,699
♪ Congratulations, dear Gary
1015
00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:36,139
♪ Congratulations to you.
1016
00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:37,793
[all cheer]
1017
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,230
Oh, my God.
1018
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:41,797
Oh, thank you.
1019
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:43,582
It's perfect.[chuckles]
1020
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,061
And I'm just, uh...
1021
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:48,978
I'm just so happy for... Gary.
1022
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:50,197
[all laugh]
1023
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,417
Just, he's-he's worked
so hard for this.
1024
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,635
And, oh, my God.
1025
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:56,812
Thanks so much, both
of you, for coming.
1026
00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,901
Paula, are you kidding?
Of course we're here.
1027
00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,425
DARRYL: Yeah, we wouldn't have
missed it for the world.
1028
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,427
I mean, we did miss it because
you didn't tell us about it,
1029
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,080
but, hey, we're here.Shh.
1030
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,255
How was your date?
1031
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:08,041
Oh, not great.
She's a pharmacist,
1032
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,043
but she wants to be
an influencer,
1033
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:13,002
so she got up on the chairs
and took pictures of our food.
1034
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,961
But at least
I'm back out there.
1035
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:18,747
Hey, wait a minute. If you two
are here, who's with the baby?
1036
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:21,141
"Speak softly.
1037
00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:24,144
"Feed frequent snacks.
1038
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,059
Give them something to suck on"?
1039
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,365
Wow.
1040
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,585
You know, some of this works
for adults, too.
1041
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,588
[indistinct chatter]
1042
00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:35,329
Paula, you know
I would have loved
1043
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,070
to go to graduation with you.
1044
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:39,333
I know. I know.
1045
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,117
I messed up.
1046
00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:42,989
I mean, I-I should've
told everyone,
1047
00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:44,251
but, I mean, most of all,
1048
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,992
I really should have told you.
1049
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:48,168
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.
It's in the past.
1050
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,517
Okay.
1051
00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:50,910
I'm so proud of you.
1052
00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:52,128
Oh!Come here.
1053
00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,695
So proud.Thank you.
1054
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,219
Oh.[chuckles]
1055
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:59,353
And, Paula, I got something
to tell you, too.Yeah?
1056
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,181
So, tonight
I was babysitting Hebby,
1057
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:02,443
and Greg was there.Uh-huh.
1058
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,227
And, uh...
1059
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,751
we kissed.
1060
00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:07,840
PAULA:
Oh.And then...
1061
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:10,016
we had some sex.
1062
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:11,452
PAULA:
What? Where?
1063
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:14,281
REBECCA: On the floor
of Darryl's living room.
1064
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:16,109
Oh! Oh!
[laughs]
1065
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,067
I mean, so romantic?
1066
00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:19,634
It actually was really romantic.
1067
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:22,507
Really?It was so romantic.
It feels different, Paula.
1068
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,509
It's different this time.
1069
00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,554
Greg makes me feel like I'm...
1070
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:31,472
...like I'm okay
1071
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:34,475
because he's
so much more okay now, you know?
1072
00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:35,955
And like...
1073
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:38,958
maybe we could be
the best versions of ourselves
1074
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,873
if we're together.
1075
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:44,529
So, what does that
mean? What now?I don't know.
1076
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:47,183
But...
1077
00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:50,056
I really think
there's something there.
1078
00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:55,365
So, keep that under your hat.
1079
00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,455
I will. I'm not
gonna say a word.Cheers.
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