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Cranberry muffin, please,
and, uh, a vanilla latte.
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Oh, dear, comfort food.
What happened?
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Niles, do you think I'm elitist?
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Of course I do.
You needn't worry about that.
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No, not in the good way.
At work today,
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I discovered
an injurious graffito about me
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scrawled on the men's room wall.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Quote:
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"There once was a manFrasier Crane
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Who says he can feel your pain
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But he acts like a snobTo the guys at his job
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And I think he's totally lame"
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That's terrible. There's a tense shift
and a proximate rhyme.
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The scansion
leaves a lot to be desired.
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No, no, no. You're missing the point.
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I have always striven
to be approachable.
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The embodiment of the words:
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If you can talk with crowdsand keep your virtue
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Or walk with kings...
nor lose the common touch
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Exactly. Thank you.
If my maligner truly knew who I was,
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then he would have found that a more
apt characterization than "snob."
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- Assuming he's familiar with Kipling.
- Heh. What are the odds?
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Well, Roz, I'd ask you join us,
but I see you already had happy hour.
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[FRASIER LAUGHS]
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Well, here, please join us. So...?
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- Well, um, his name is Roger.
FRASIER: Yeah.
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And, uh, we've been kind of going out
for the last couple of weeks.
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- All right, tell us about him.
- He's very sweet,
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and he's a garbage man.
So go ahead, make your jokes.
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What jokes? I mean,
why does everyone assume
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- I look down on the common man?
- Oh, I've got a good one. Uh...
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So even in his off time,
he's taking out the trash?
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[ROZ LAUGHS]
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Technically,
that's really more about Roz.
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If I were to make a joke about him,
which I wouldn't,
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I'd say he has a thing for Roz's can.
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- Oh, that's good, that's good.
- You two finished?
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- Okay, okay. So...
- Thank you.
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And don't worry, I won't get dumped.
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BOTH:
Oh.
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Yes.
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- I'd already passed on that.
- Yes, it was a bit on the nose.
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- On the nose. Yes, that's right.
- Uh-huh.
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- Dad, Daphne.
- Hey. Look what your father found.
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A picture of you
in a teddy-bear costume.
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[DAPHNE LAUGHING]
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Why do you have all this out?
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Well, I was making room
in the storage closet
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- and I found some of your old stuff.
DAPHNE: Oh.
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- What else is in here?
- Well, here's your cap
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and your blazer
from Bryce Academy.
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NILES AND DAPHNE:
Oh.
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Oh, I bet you were
the cutest thing in that.
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- Oh, well, here's a picture of me in it.
- Oh.
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NILES:
Oh, oh, oh.
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Bobby Fischer's autograph.
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Well, son, it's been enough years.
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I can probably tell you the truth
about that.
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- What?
- Oh, look.
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A picture of you
in your first Little League uniform.
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I don't know why I said first.
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- Was that your game face?
- Oh, no, no.
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L... I'd just lost a tooth
due to an errant pitch.
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- Tell her who was pitching.
- I was.
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- Flowers from your new beau?
- Yeah.
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Must be nice to be liked.
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Are you still
obsessing over that limerick?
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People are making additions.
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Good lord, I have read anthologies
with fewer contributing authors.
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- I'm sure they'll all wash right off.
- If only there were a solvent
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that could remove the stains
they've left on my spirit.
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It was a joke. What's the big deal?
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Oh, yes, I know. Being written up on
a bathroom wall is no big deal to you.
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But that limerick made a point,
as all good limericks do.
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It seems to have resonated
with everyone around here.
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I want these people to know
the real Frasier Crane.
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Wouldn't it be better
if you tried to make them like you?
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Yes. And to that end I was thinking
along the lines of, oh,
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say, a little party
for the entire staff at my place.
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- Hey, you could bring Roger.
- Thanks,
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but I think it's too soon. I don't wanna
put any pressure on him.
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Come on, Roz, you always say
you don't have a date for these things.
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It's gonna be a lot of radio talk and I'm
not sure he's gonna be comfortable.
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Who is?
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Come on, Roz, I'd like to meet him.
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I don't know. Maybe next party.
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Does this have anything to do
with his occupation?
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You know,
his being a refuse collector?
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No, I am completely
comfortable with his job.
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I just don't want him to feel awkward
around other people.
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- Not that he should, or would.
- Yes, all right, fine.
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Fine. If you change your mind,
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he's more than welcome, all right?
It promises to be a real wingding.
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If being a snob is the reputation
I've built around here,
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then this party will be the wrecking ball
of congeniality that tears it down.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Yeah, say stuff like that.
- Yeah.
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- Say, "Come on, Mom."
- Come on, Mom.
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- Say, "Don't be a wuss."
- Don't be a wuss.
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I'm not a wuss.
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Oh, I know you were
gonna make dinner,
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but why not just
open a can of something?
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How'd you think
I was gonna make dinner?
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Alice, go pick out some p.j.'s.
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Hey, when you're done,
I got a special book for you.
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It's called Make Room for Monkeys.
Now, hurry up, get out of here. Go on.
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Oh.
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Make Room for Monkeys?
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Where did you find this?
You know, it's out of print.
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Yeah, well, a certain
very bad skater that I know
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told me it was her favourite book
when she was growing up,
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so I kept my eyes open
and I found it in a pile of old books.
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You mean, like at the dump?
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No, not a dump. Please.
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It's a secret underground landfill
accessible only to garbage men.
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And the Mole People who live there.
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I used to be one of them,
but, ah, then I decided
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to join the surface dwellers
and find my queen.
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[ROZ GIGGLES]
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Thank you. That's very thoughtful.
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And you will make an excellent Mole.
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Of course, after a year underground,
your eyes will fuse shut.
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- Your sense of smell will...
- Okay, stop, stop.
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Do you joke around
about your career
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because you're uncomfortable
talking about it?
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You mean
deeply and utterly ashamed?
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Uh, whatever. Your words.
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I don't know. I never really
thought about it as a career.
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I mean, it's just a job to me.
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You know, it's got great benefits
and afternoons off,
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and whenever I have a family,
I'll get to spend a lot of time with them.
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How sweet will that be?
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Would you like to go to a party
with me on Saturday?
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I'd love to. I found
a great pair of shoes this morning.
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They damn near match.
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FRASIER: Good to see you. Glad you
could come. Make yourselves at home.
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Why don't you introduce me
to some of your friends?
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I wish I could, Dad.
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I don't know
any of these people myself.
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You don't?
I better go hide my beer in the crisper.
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Hey, Frasier,
thanks for inviting me to your party.
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Well, it's my pleasure, man.
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[LAUGHING AWKWARDLY]
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- Did you, uh, see the game today?
- Actually, I did not.
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Oh, man, it was a real squeaker.
UDub pulled it out at the end
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with a last-second field goal.
It's all about special teams. Am I right?
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Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Yeah...
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You know, l... I think they prefer
the term "challenged."
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- Roz, Roz, come on in. Hey.
- Hi.
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- Good to see you.
ROZ: Mwah.
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- And you must be Roger.
- Yeah.
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- Lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Hey, Jason.
- Oh... Oh, this is Jason. Roger.
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ROGER:
How are you?
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Yeah, the, uh...
The old J-man here and I
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were just, uh, shooting the breeze,
you know.
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Oh, this guy.
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Okay, enjoy yourself there.
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All right, so, Roz, um...
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Roger, do you think I could borrow Roz
for just one minute?
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- Yeah, no problem.
- Thanks so much.
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Roz, Roz, please don't leave me
alone here.
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I don't know any
of these people's names.
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Frasier, I cannot desert Roger
in a room full of nosy strangers.
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Well, look, look. He's already met Dad.
He knows as many people as I do.
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Sorry, you're gonna have
to find yourself another patsy.
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Well, where the hell am I supposed
to find another...? Kenny.
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Hey, Roz. Looking sweet.
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Hey, Noel.
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So that's the competition. Hmm.
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Or are you just using him
to get me jealous?
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Actually, I forgot
you were gonna be here.
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I'll bet you regret
bringing the arm candy now, huh?
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So, uh, what's he do?
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He works for the city.
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Oh.
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So, in a manner of speaking, I pay
his salary, which makes me his boss.
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Does that turn you on?
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Roger, would you like
something to drink?
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Yeah, I'll come with you.
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- Nice meeting you, Martin.
CHERYL: Hey, Roz.
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- Hey, Cheryl.
- Introduce me to your friend.
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- Roger, this is Cheryl.
- Hey, how are you doing?
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
I think I know you from somewhere.
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Yeah? Maybe I work
in your neighbourhood.
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- Oh, what do you do?
- I'm...
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What doesn't he do?
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He sends me flowers, and gives
me massages, and he's just great.
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Really?
You know she has a kid, right?
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Okay, Cheryl.
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So, uh, why didn't you tell her
what I do?
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[SCOFFS]
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And have her stalking you at work?
I don't think so.
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- Great party, Frasier.
- Oh, thanks.
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- I'm glad you could come... Dennis.
- Dennis.
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- Uh, you too... Emily. Uh...
- Emily.
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FRASIER: When are you expecting...
- No!
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- This weather to change?
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Well, you're not the first rustler who's
tried to cut my little filly from the herd.
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So did you guys, uh,
happen to see the game today?
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- No, I missed that. Who won?
- Well, actually, it was a real squeaker.
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Uh, UDub pulled it out at the last
second with a real clutch field goal.
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Say, Dad, what's going on?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, the station manager's
sort of the head honcho.
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You know, the go-to guy.
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You could replace virtually everybody
else at the station except for me.
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- And Roz. So, what do you do?
- I'm a...
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Roger, could you
please get me a sandwich?
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Yeah, okay.
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So I take it handsome's
not in the biz, huh?
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- Heh, heh.
- So, what's he do?
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What difference
does it make, Kenny?
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Why are people so obsessed
with what people do?
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Every party you go to,
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all anyone ever asks you is,
"What do you do? What do you do?"
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You know, not everyone has a job
they're proud of.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Why can't you ask him about music,
or sports, or books, for God's sake?
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"Have you read a good book lately?"
Why don't you ask him that,
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instead of embarrassing everybody?
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Here's your sandwich, Roz.
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So have you read
any good books lately?
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No, actually, us garbage men
don't have a lot of time to read books.
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And we have to get up pretty early
in the morning
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so I guess I better get out of here.
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Bye, Roz.
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[SIGHS]
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- Hey, Frasier, thanks a lot.
- Right.
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It was really nice meeting everyone.
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Goodbye.
233
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[WHISPERS]
Roger.
234
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,900
I know that.
235
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:57,600
DENNIS: Hey, Crane man.
FRASIER: Oh, Dennis, Lisa, hi.
236
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,800
Patty. Oh, looking good.
237
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,000
[LAUGHING]
238
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,900
Kill me.
239
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500
What are you talking about?
You're Mr. Popularity.
240
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,500
Yes. And it's a living hell.
241
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,800
I have spent the entire morning
exchanging fake pleasantries
242
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:20,100
with a bunch of people that I have
absolutely nothing in common with.
243
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,300
I miss being unapproachable.
244
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,700
I thought you wanted to be loved
by the common man.
245
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,200
Yes, but couldn't they have sent
just one representative?
246
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,600
Ugh.
247
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,200
[SIGHS]
248
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,300
Roz?
249
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,400
I'm sorry.
250
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,600
Ever since Roger and I broke up,
I can't look at trash the same way.
251
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,700
- You want to talk about it?
- No, it's okay.
252
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,700
It's just so weird.
253
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:07,300
You go through life meeting people
who are all the same, you know?
254
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,300
And they just think
you're the same too.
255
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:14,300
And then one day you meet this guy.
256
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:19,900
But he's not the same because he
actually sees that you're not the same.
257
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,600
And he knows
because he's the same way.
258
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,800
Tsk.
259
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,500
Roz, sounds to me like you're in love.
260
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,300
[SOBBING]
261
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,900
I can't be.
262
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,500
I know that this is shallow,
and I hate myself for it,
263
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,100
but I can't be in love
with a garbage man.
264
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:44,900
Well, then you need to move on
265
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,100
and realise that you've learned
something about yourself.
266
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,100
Great. I've learned that I'm a snob.
267
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,400
No, no,
just that you have certain standards
268
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,000
that it may be difficult
for others to live up to.
269
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:05,600
You know, Roz, seems you and I
are more alike than we thought.
270
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,900
Okay, now I'm really miserable.
271
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,100
- Look at me, I'm a mess.
- Well, I'll tell you what.
272
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,900
We got a few minutes before the
show starts. Go clean yourself up.
273
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,600
JASON: Hey, hey, hey.
NOEL: Dr. Crane.
274
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,600
DENNIS: Crane man.
JASON: What's going on?
275
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,600
Well, my show, in about two minutes.
Uh, what can I do for you, gentlemen?
276
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,300
Sue invited all of us to her place
277
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,600
to watch the fight tonight
on pay-per-view.
278
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:33,600
Right. Uh, well, as tempting as that
sounds, I'm afraid I'll have to decline.
279
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,800
- Okay, we'll catch you next time.
- Well, actually, you won't.
280
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:45,400
Jason, Noel, you there, uh...
281
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,300
Uh...
282
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,600
I've been living a lie.
283
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,600
Let me tell you a little something
about things I don't like.
284
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,500
Boxing, for one.
Sporting events of any kind. Uh...
285
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,500
Barbecues, office parties,
buddy movies.
286
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,700
Any dish made with marshmallows.
287
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:14,000
Uh, things that I do like:
The opera, the symphony,
288
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,100
Elizabethan revenge dramas,
et cetera.
289
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000
So if you're not inclined
toward any of these interests,
290
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,000
well, then, frankly,
291
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:30,400
our association can be civil at best.
292
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,400
- Are we all clear on this concept?
- I told you.
293
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,100
[MUTTERING]
294
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,500
FRASIER:
Have a good day.
295
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,000
[CHUCKLES]
296
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,800
Hmm.
297
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,700
Hey, what's going on?
298
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,200
I found another box of pictures
299
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,500
- from your childhood.
- Oh, no.
300
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,100
- Oh, look at this one. You're adorable.
- Yes, it's all adorable.
301
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:04,400
My retainer, and the membership card
to the Young Magicians Club,
302
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,500
and that picture of me
in my choo-choo jammies.
303
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,100
With your caboose hanging out.
304
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,500
- Adorable.
- What...?
305
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,200
Can we just give my childhood
a rest for a while?
306
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,900
How would you feel if I took your most
humiliating moments
307
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,200
and put them on display?
308
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,800
You know, I think I've got
the perfect picture frame for this one.
309
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,300
So she puts a few pictures out.
What's the big deal?
310
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,700
There's a whole part of your life
she missed out on.
311
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
Oh, I guess.
312
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,200
Besides, I like seeing your old stuff.
313
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,800
Oh, no one around here
draws pictures anymore.
314
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,000
What the hell is this supposed to be,
anyway?
315
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:51,100
Oh, that is an Egyptian
battle scene from Aida.
316
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:56,000
Look, that's Radames,
and that's the jealous Amneris and...
317
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,500
Look, I misspelled Amonasro.
318
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,900
Oh, to be 6 again.
319
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,900
- What is that?
- Some things from my childhood.
320
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,300
You asked how I'd feel if the shoe
was on the other foot.
321
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,500
- Go ahead, take a look.
- Oh. Okay
322
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,300
Hmm.
323
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:23,200
Oh, well, that's a wonderful drawing
of a, uh, turtle.
324
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,600
No, that's my dad
crawling home from the pub.
325
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,800
- Well, why did you sign it Dappy?
- Oh, my mom did that.
326
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,800
My family called me Dappy
because I couldn't say Daphne.
327
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,300
- Really?
- Yeah, I hated it.
328
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,800
My brothers would sing,
"Dappy, Dappy, wet her nappy".
329
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,000
Well, I think it's precious, Dappy.
330
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,300
I'm going to call you that
from now on, Dappy.
331
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,000
- No, you won't.
- Well, how about I call you Dappy
332
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,900
until you put mementos back in the
box? How does that sound, Dappy?
333
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,900
- That's not fair.
- Oh, Dad.
334
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,700
You'll never guess what silly nickname
Daphne was called as a child.
335
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,300
Is it worse than Piles?
336
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,300
Well, that can't bring up
fond memories.
337
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,300
[TRUCK ENGINE REWING]
338
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,000
Roger's here.
Could I just go see him?
339
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,100
- I don't think so, sweetie.
- Why?
340
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:33,000
- Well, it's hard to explain.
- Why?
341
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400
[SIGHS]
342
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:38,000
- It's complicated.
- Why?
343
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:47,800
Mommy works in an office
and Roger works in a truck.
344
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:54,000
And people in offices and
people in trucks... It's complicated.
345
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,700
- But I like Roger.
- I know, honey.
346
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:02,500
- Do you like Roger?
- Yes, but...
347
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,000
- Yeah.
- Okay.
348
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200
Okay.
349
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,000
Sarah, can you look after Alice?
350
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,900
I'll be right back.
351
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,300
Roger.
352
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300
Hi.
353
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,900
I'm so sorry
that I've been such an idiot.
354
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,400
I don't... I don't know
what's been wrong with me.
355
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,400
All I know
is that I miss you like crazy.
356
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,200
Do you still have an opening
for a Mole queen?
357
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,300
You sure?
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