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Come on. One more long one
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and we can get this thing done.
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Congratulations! It's a boy.
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- What?
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Another boy? Plus Bart?
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That's like introducing
Frankenstein to Dracula.
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- Or Cheney to Bush.
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Or Ben Affleck to anybody.
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Hmm. Well, this is unorthodox, but, uh,
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what would you think about
taking a cute baby girl instead?
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Her mother died in childbirth.
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The, uh, father is listed
as 10,000 lunatics,
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but, uh, none of them has shown up yet.
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- Sold.
- I should warn you, however.
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We ran the standard
newborn screen on her,
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and, uh, she tested positive
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for evil.
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Still better than a boy.
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Maggie darling,
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these stuffed animals are
your fuzzy new friends.
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And here's baby's first music box.
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The cow says...
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your mother dates jocks in hell.
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Aw, Nemo's just like you.
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His mommy died at the beginning, too.
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Yes, she did.
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"Omen"!
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Palindrome!
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Callback!
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I'm beginning to wonder
if trading for this baby
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of unknown origin was
the right thing to do.
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Marge, I fed the baby!
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The baby is making us kill ourselves.
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I thought this suicide was
just gonna be the two of us.
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We'll figure it out in hell!
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Oh, I must stop this spawn of Satan.
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But can I really find it in
my heart to kill a child?
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I like Morrissey.
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Reality bites.
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Looks like I'll be digging three graves.
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Ned, stop!
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It must be killed. It bears
the mark of the beast.
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Sorry, not that one.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Still better than a boy.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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They'll never improve on this game.
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My mom won't let me see the movie
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'cause she thinks the
scientists will scare me.
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We'd better go.
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Parachute pants, activate.
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Smell ya later.
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♪ Riding all alone ♪
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♪ Riding all alone ♪
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♪ I shall get back safely... ♪
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Dang. I never get to
finish my "Safely" song.
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Luann! I need extra
cards for my Rolodex!
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As a yuppie, I'm making
lots more friends.
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Milhouse still isn't home.
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And it's 2:00 in the morning.
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My Swatch watch says 7:30.
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Uh, see? Squiggle hand is
just past the kissy lips.
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Wait, no, that's the zigzag hand.
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The zig... the zigzag hand?!
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Milhouse, where are you?
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Oh, come on.
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Maybe he's in this wall.
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Kirk, you're going crazy.
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Crazy?! Am I?!
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Does this look crazy to you, Luann?
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Does this?
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Your friend's bike crashed here.
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We found his inhaler here.
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And over here is his final pee stain.
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He did drink a lot of
New Cokes last night.
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Look, what the hell year is this anyway?
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I'm really getting confused.
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If Milhouse is in another dimension,
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he can communicate with us
by blinking these lights.
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Come on, Milhouse. You can do it.
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Admit it. Our son is gone.
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So, I can tell you.
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I've been having an affair.
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Is it Milhouse's break dancing tutor?
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Did you tell him yet?
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Uh... Hold your horses.
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Not now, Milhouse!
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Mommy and Daddy are loud talking!
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Why don't you go to your room, sweetie?
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Whoa, whoa. Easy on the
electric bill there, son.
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Hello? Hello?
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Uh, i-is Lisa there?
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Milhouse?
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Uh, that depends.
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Do you like Milhouse?
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I like Milhouse, but I
don't like like Milhouse.
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Wrong number!
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Milhouse is alive. I just talked to him!
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I think he's in another dimension.
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This is my best game ever.
I'm not leaving till it's done.
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Come on, Bart!
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Fine.
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You can reach the parallel dimension
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via this sensory deprivation tank.
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It requires somebody
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with an extraordinary
power of mind. Glavin.
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Why did you shave your head?
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Was it to increase conductivity?
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No, I was trying to give myself bangs
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and it got away from me.
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Now let's do this thing.
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I made it. I'm in the Over Under.
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Yo.
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Milhouse!
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You could've escaped anytime!
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It felt nice to be embraced.
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Okay, here's the secret.
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Just hold still and they can't see you.
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See?
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We are perfectly, perfectly...
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Oh.
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I forgot we're not
supposed to talk either.
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Tough luck, dude.
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Oh, my God!
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It's a twisted version of reality.
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It seems like someone hasn't
seen very much of season three.
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How ya doin'? Say hi to your mom.
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I'd better use my psychic powers.
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I didn't know you had psychic powers.
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Girls are afraid to use them,
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because then we're called unfeminine.
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We needlessly lost a lot
of good witches at Salem.
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Now I have the power to skip gym!
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Boo-yeah!
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- Dad?
- Quiet, sweetie.
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Daddy's at work.
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Mr. Burns opened a portal
to another dimension
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that released a lot of monsters.
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What was he looking for?
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It's all part of a secret
government program
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to find monsters.
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A monster ate Carl, but
because Carl's inside him,
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the monster's my friend.
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He remembers when we were kids
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and we used to go down to...
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Well, they won't bother us anymore.
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You kids are safe.
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But we are trapped in
this dimension forever.
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Who wants a piggyback ride?
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Trapped forever?
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It's not so bad here.
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Boy, these vines sure are good
at finding all the holes.
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In the Over Under,
housing is affordable,
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schools are excellent,
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and you can walk to
shops and restaurants.
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Does Amazon deliver here?
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They have a fleet of flying monsters.
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Well, there is one thing that's better.
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At least there's no stupid...
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Howdily-doodily, neighborino!
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Well, sir, it's fourth
down and goal to go.
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Quarterback Case Diggs takes the ball.
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Hickory dickory dock,
three ticks left on the clock.
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He looks. He throws.
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Intercepted!
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The quarterback choked.
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Choke, choke, choke!
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Choke, choke, choke!
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Hot dog!
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- Uh...
- Choke!
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Choke, choke, choke,
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choke, choke... !
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Choke, choke, choke!
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Uh-oh.
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Homer Simpson, welcome to Heaven.
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Are you Saint Peter?
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No, I'm Saint Greeter,
if you'll forgive the pun.
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I don't forgive it.
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Damn you... !
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Hmm. Heaven doesn't
look like I expected.
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Yeah. God sold out to Google.
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I really wonder if I
did the right thing.
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Maybe global warming is real.
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- Oh, my. This is not good.
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Not good! Okay, according to this,
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you're not supposed to be here yet.
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We have to send you back.
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I get to see Marge again?
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And eat that tub of lasagna
I have in the refrigerator?
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It better still be there.
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Send me back now!
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Look, I would love to, okay?
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But the paramedics
couldn't lift your corpse,
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so they rolled it into a lake.
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Pretty bloated.
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Ah. Wait. That's the before picture.
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Here's the after picture.
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And here's the way after picture.
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It's, uh, pretty disgusting.
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You've got to get me back to Marge.
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Yeah, okay, got it, got it.
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We'll disrupt the paradigm.
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Homer, we're gonna put you
in the body of someone
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who's supposed to die today,
and you can live as them.
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Ooh. Can I live in the body of a pig?
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I like the freedom of not wearing pants.
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Oh, there's a six-month
waiting list to be a pig.
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I'm so sorry.
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E-be-de-be-de-be-de. That's all?
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Look, just choose one of these, okay?
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Hmm. No.
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No.
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Tempting, but no.
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No.
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Forget it. Mm.
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That's the one!
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Hey, man, I've been
waiting here a long time.
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- Hmm?
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Hello?
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Hello, Marge.
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How do you know my name?
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Now, don't freak out, but
it's me, your husband Homer.
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I died, and I'm inside the
body of this football player.
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How could I possibly believe that?
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Because I know something about
you that no one else knows.
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- What's that?
- I forget.
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It's you!
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Fat, fit.
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Portly, sportly.
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Jell-O? Hello!
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Mm, whatever body you're
in, I love the guy inside.
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Oh, my God, I touched an ab.
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I didn't think abs were real.
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It's really weird snuggling
with the body of a man
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who's married to someone else.
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Not just someone, Miss Nude Texas.
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All right, Marge. I'll
find someone else's body.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Mmm.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Homie? Homie?
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Oh!
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You ruined that body in one night?
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The funeral leftovers were so good.
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This is too creepy.
I want something else.
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Hmm.
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It's a real tragedy more
young people don't die.
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Dad! You could be
Superintendent Chalmers,
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my principal's boss.
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Marge, what do you say?
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I would like to see
Chalmers with somebody.
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He's so lonely.
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00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,248
Boom. He's dead.
270
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,359
You-you wanted to see me, sir?
271
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,940
Skinner!
272
00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:00,719
Because of new school rules,
273
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,779
from now on, Bart gets all A's.
274
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,589
Give yourself a purple nurple.
275
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:10,199
Purpler. Purpler.
276
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,799
This is pure indigo.
277
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,399
He said, "Purpler."
278
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,230
Yes, sir.
279
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,939
A toast to my new life
280
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,939
as public school administrator.
281
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:24,279
And now to open my paycheck
and see what I make.
282
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,533
Next.
283
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,979
This has gotten out of hand.
284
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,699
You're changing bodies so much,
285
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,569
I don't even know who
I'm married to anymore.
286
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:42,965
Oh, so that's why
287
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,300
I'm rooting for the apes
in Planet of the Apes.
288
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,739
Oh, please, just pick one man
289
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:49,879
I can be with for the rest of my life.
290
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,990
He doesn't have to be perfect.
291
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,939
He just has to love me like you do.
292
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,813
Hmm. I know just the guy.
293
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,233
Well, I had my doubts, but this works.
294
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,487
This is great. My brain in Moe's body.
295
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,949
Yeah, and I'm in here.
296
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:10,819
And, uh, Midge, I'm,
uh... I'm very thirsty.
297
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:12,730
Ew.
298
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,172
_
299
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,379
So, I'm the first
person to ever be fired
300
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,999
by the DMV for a bad attitude.
301
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,789
Isn't that something?
302
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,589
Huh? Isn't it?
303
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:37,799
_
304
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,760
I need to sneak a smoke.
305
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,539
I am Kang the Conqueror.
306
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,920
I am Selma the available.
307
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:04,339
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
308
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,159
This is so romantic.
309
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,699
Let me get a look at you.
310
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,717
Aah!
311
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,802
Oh, you don't like what you see.
312
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,019
Quite the contrary.
313
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,469
"Aah" is our word for "beautiful."
314
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:18,389
Oh.
315
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,529
Freak.
316
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,239
Can you turn yourself?
317
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,339
We're gonna make out.
318
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,956
Just kill me now.
319
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,620
What's wrong, my darling?
320
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:47,659
My sister says you just want to
eat me, or for a green card.
321
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,880
Or a human zoo.
322
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,619
Two of those are ridiculous.
323
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,240
Quick! Hide!
324
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,059
Hello. Just want you to know
325
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,869
we'll be dissecting you tomorrow.
326
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,239
But I could teach you the secret
of clean, natural energy.
327
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,380
Then I'll dissect you tonight.
328
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,900
We have to save you!
329
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,259
What do you want?
330
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,219
How'd you like me to go to a
distant galaxy and never return?
331
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,320
You rang?
332
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,587
We've come to get you out, my love.
333
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,779
Oh, we're using the "L" word, huh?
334
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,342
Should've been a conversation, but okay.
335
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,789
This thing is full of rats.
336
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,339
Very thoughtful.
337
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,269
Hold it right there, Simpson.
What are you up to?
338
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,089
Um, I am, uh, you know,
339
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:47,519
uh, cover story, stalling for time,
340
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,919
cover story, hemming,
hawing, excuse, alibi.
341
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,610
Promotion?
342
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,039
Don't shoot at the van.
Shoot at the driver.
343
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,749
Not my driver.
344
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,439
My partner Kodos will meet us
345
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,339
at the top of Mount Springfield.
346
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,299
- Partner?
- Writing partner.
347
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,379
They told us, if you want
to make it in showbiz,
348
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,513
you have to be on Earth.
349
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,934
Sorry I'm late.
350
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,019
By mistake, I went to that other Earth
351
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,859
where the South won the Civil War.
352
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,940
Far fewer Confederate monuments.
353
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,361
Kang.
354
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,430
I've been hit.
355
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,951
One moment, my love.
356
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,819
Nah! Nah! Missed me!
357
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,819
Fear not, my sultry smokestack.
358
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,109
I can heal you.
359
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,460
Maybe you should cut
down a little, dear.
360
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,839
For the baby.
361
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,049
- You mean... ?
- That's right.
362
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,139
I'm pregnant. Mmm.
363
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,219
Selma, no!
364
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,940
You two are too different.
365
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,403
You're a Leo, and he's a Sagittarius.
366
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:15,219
I'm from Sagittarius.
367
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,649
Oh, don't go, Selma.
368
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:22,660
Please. I can't live without you.
369
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,139
Oh...
370
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,319
I have to warn you... I'm gay.
371
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,479
That's all right.
372
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,088
I have 32 sexual identities.
373
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,949
I'm Klingon curious,
374
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,099
always up for some Wookiee nookie
375
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,919
or an R2 threesome,
376
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,559
not to mention some Deep Space Nine,
377
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,500
or possibly Jabba the Butt.
378
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:57,940
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379
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,679
Are you enjoying the honeymoon planet?
380
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,831
Why didn't we come here
in the cool season?
381
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,659
This is the cool season.
382
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,179
Shall I get a sweater for you, dear?
383
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,999
It's 4,000 degrees.
384
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,089
Nag, nag, nag.
385
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:22,150
_
386
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:29,060
_
386
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:36,506
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