Original subtitles

- It's puke and rally time! - Whoo!

- We spent two awesome summers in Panama City Beach.

- Chi chis up! [cheering]

- But this summer,

we're bringing the party down to Saint Pete.

- [laughing]

- There's new beaches. There's new boys.

There's new bars to get kicked out of.

He's cheating.

- Whoever Saint Pete is,

he has no idea what he's getting himself into.

- Ey-- - Don't--don't touch me.

[all shouting]

[heavy metal music]

- [shouting]

- Do not call me bitch!

- Bring it!

- What's the worst that can happen

other than somebody going to jail?

- I would like you to see your cake.

- [shouts] - Oh!

[laughter]

[country rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Sweet home Floribama ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Where the skies are so blue ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

- ♪ We'll have a good, good time ♪

- ♪ The sun just dropped, the bottles all popped ♪

♪ We did the molly wop, the party don't stop ♪

♪ The models came out ♪ - Cheers.

- Saint Pete ain't ready for us.

As much as we love PCB,

Kortni has peed everywhere.

Kirk has punched too many people.

Aimee got us banned from too many places.

Time to go to Saint Pete.

We love PCB so much,

we're gonna take a break from it.

Finally getting on our flight to Saint Pete.

- Leaving Panama City is gonna be hard

because I have a new boyfriend.

And I'm trying to be

the best version of myself that I can be.

So I'm just gonna,

you know, keep it to the toilet and pee in the toilet

'cause I'm not trying to go to jail for that reason.

- Cheers. We come supplied and ready.

♪ ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you

that due to inclement weather, the flight has been grounded.

- ♪ When they ask me where I've been ♪

♪ Busy ♪

♪ When they ask me where I live ♪

♪ The city ♪

- [cheering] - Saint Pete!

- Saint Pete! - Oh, my God!

- Ah! Let's get it. - I'm just like, "Ah!"

- What bars can we get kicked out of this time?

- Yeah.

Saint Pete, I don't know

if you're the saint of drama, the saint of punching,

the saint of partying, the saint of nightlife.

- Uh, you don't need to be getting kicked out of nothing.

- [laughs]

- I think Saint Pete is gonna be mad good for us.

We have a new city.

I'm just coming to attack Saint Pete.

We don't know who Pete is, but Pete ain't ready.

- I'm throwing up in urinals, toilets, trash cans,

sinks, bathtubs.

The king of puke and rally is here in Saint Pete.

- [makes silly noise] - Saint Pete!

- Candace is still single.

I'm still single.

My big heart eyes. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. [laughs]

- Where's Aimee? Where's the mermaid?

- We're supposed to meet them here, right?

- Yeah, I think. - Yeah.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Saint Pete, baby! - [laughs]

- It's time to have some fun. We on vacation.

- You scared the [bleep] out of me, dude.

We're back!

- I'm just here to have a good time with my boys.

- Yeah.

- And just enjoy the summer stress-free,

but that's a lot easier said than done.

Jeremiah and I both have always been single

when we've gotten into the beach house,

but things are a little bit different now

since I'm in a serious relationship.

I've been dating this girl named Lisa.

She's cute as all get-out.

You know, I think Jeremiah might be a little bit jealous

because, like, I think it's been five or six months

since Jeremiah has been laid.

I think it's time for Jerry boy to find some lady friends.

- Yup.

♪ ♪

- Update: We are going back to the gate.

- All the flights are canceled out of Panama City.

A1-800-Call-Sharon. [ding]

I'm gonna call my mom because this is a awful situation.

[gags] - Just got off the plane.

- ♪ Sharon's coming to get us ♪

- I have no idea

how Kortni's gonna live without Mama Sharon this summer.

- Road trip with Mama Sharon in the mom car!

- She was at the airport in 20 minutes

to drive us to Saint Pete with no hesitation.

Mama Sharon, do you just stand by, waiting to rescue Kortni?

- At least IBS hasn't struck.

♪ ♪

- Since last summer,

I graduated from anger management school.

Bitch, you ain't gonna talk to me like that!

What's up?

[indistinct shouting]

Bitch!

I may not have my diploma from high school,

but I have my diploma in anger management,

and that counts as something.

- Aimee! - Aimee!

- Aimee! - Aimee! Hey, shorty.

- What's up? - Look at that mermaid hair.

Me and Aimee have become really close

over the last year,

so we agreed that we was gonna room together

Like, why not room with the person

that you're actually close with outside the house?

- [flamboyantly] Bye!

- Saint Pete!

It's gonna be great.

Whoo! - Whoo!

Saint Pete is, like, the capital of, like, fun.

- Let's start this car up, man.

- New city, new everything.

We found this great house online, right on the water.

- So ready.

- Let's [bleep]ing go.

♪ ♪

- Y'all, so I have met the most amazing guy

in the whole entire world.

- Ooh! What's his name?

- Shut up. - His name's Dillon.

And he's a felon.

And y'all know I love criminals.

- Yeah, you a sucker for felons.

- Girl, now, hold up. You better be careful

for them felons, 'cause I had me one last summer.

- And he has the biggest [bleep]

I have ever seen in my life.

[awkward music]

His name is Dillon Johnson,

with the biggest johnson I have ever seen.

Oh, my gosh. It's big and long.

You know, like, the ones, like, it hurts,

but it feels good.

And you know how guys let-- uh, most guys

with a big [bleep] can't [bleep] cookie good?

Oh, girl, he can [bleep] some cookie.

- I, uh--it sounds like he meets all your criteria, Aimee.

- He does. He meets all of my criterials.

He's a felon-- - "Criterials"?

[laughter] - "My criterials."

- I think I'm in love.

As soon as I found out that Dillon had a record,

it was on from there.

He's a burglar that stole my heart.

He beat on it like this.

[slapping palms]

It sounds like a round of applause

because that's how good it is.

- Damn. Okay.

♪ ♪

- So remember, you're more mature this summer.

You've grown up a little bit.

- You know how to use a potty.

- I've always known how to use a toilet.

I...just, they're gross.

- They are gross. Toilets are gross.

Mama Sharon, how long do you think it is

before Kortni calls you to come and get her?

- Um, a week. [laughter]

♪ ♪

- How are things with you and Lisa doing?

- Actually, things with me and Lisa are going really good.

I mean, she obviously is, like--

has a little bit of a hard time

when it comes to me coming back to the beach house, because--

- We all know who that's because of, you know?

- Yeah, and, like, I don't blame her at all.

Obviously, the situation's a little bit hard for me

because, you know, me and Nilsa do have history.

♪ ♪

- I just wanna be with you.

- Obviously, my girlfriend isn't necessarily the happiest

that I'm moving into a house

with somebody that I've had a fling with.

But at the end of the day, she does love me,

she does trust me, and, I mean, that's all I need.

- So officially, uh, no more Gilsa?

Has that ship sunk?

- Dude, Gilsa is dead and gone. - [laughs and claps]

- I have full trust in myself not to do anything.

I know I'm a good man.

It's just,

I'm hoping other people can respect my boundaries

on that as well.

- Yeah.

Good luck with that one, but...

[laughter]

- Gus has a girlfriend who doesn't like me.

- So I've heard.

- She's 19! 18, 19.

When Gus and I ended last summer,

we decided that, you know, we're just gonna be friends,

there's no Gilsa, that's it.

But it's like every time we meet up,

we still are, like, electricity just...

- So you think there's a jealousy thing

because you.. - Of course.

- I mean, look at me.

- You-- - [laughs]

- Nilsa, you are beautiful.

♪ ♪

- "Beach Vista." - We almost there!

- Is this it? Are we sure this is it?

- Dang! - Yup.

- Wait, this big-ass thing? - Holy [bleep].

- [screaming] - Oh, no way. Wow.

- Oh, [bleep].

- I'm pulling up to this house like,

"Yes. My credit score has been increased by 200 points."

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my--

- What the [bleep]?

- Ey!

- ♪ Yo! Ey ♪ - Oh, my God.

[all cheer]

- I feel like I need a robe on with a cigar, some slippers.

You know, all that good [bleep].

- Holy [bleep].

This sumbitch is expensive.

- Hold up. Bad bitch, line one. [laughs]

[laughter]

- Yo, I could put my ass down here,

and y'all don't gotta hear me snore.

- ♪ I'm a jet set player, yeah ♪

- It's a rug picture, girl.

That's, like, some international [bleep].

- ♪ Tryna party, man, those flashing lights ♪

- Nah. That's mine. Get out.

- The bathroom is bigger than my whole trailer.

- ♪ Living like high rollers ♪

- I feel like the queen of England.

Look at this, Codi.

- You running the water bill up.

- ♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers ♪

- Jesus Christ, thank you!

- Oh! All this [bleep]ing space.

- Holy-- - [bleep]!

- Oh, my gosh. - Holy [bleep].

- Look at our view, y'all. - [gasps]

Oh, we got the neighbors over there!

Neighbors!

Hey, y'all.

- This poor beautiful house is gonna be [bleep]ed

by the end of the summer.

- Welcome to the neighborhood.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- What up, Nilly? - I don't wanna get in trouble

for hugging you, now. - It's just a friendly hug.

- How long you think he gonna be faithful?

- What do you consider faithful?

- Is everybody taking body shots off of me now?

♪ ♪

- No matter how good I try to be,

something always has to happen.

- Ey, you about to tell her what you did?

- Hello? - Hey, baby.

- Listen, I can't really talk to you right now.

I'm, like, really upset.

- Ah, Jesus Christ.

- I'm eating me some pizza rolls.

Man, this house is way too nice.

How do you--how you find the microwave in this bitch?

Y'all, how do you find the microwave?

Is that it?

[quirky music]

[button beeps] Ooh, y'all.

Look at this. Lookit. Lookit.

Look. Check this out.

[button beeps]

[squeals]

- What is that? A oven?

- I don't--is that a microwave?

I don't think that's a microwave.

- It is a microwave.

Uh, hello?

Can you start? - Cook something.

- Cook something!

Cook the pizza rolls.

Pizza rolls. Three minutes.

- I don't think that's the microwave.

- It's an Alexa microwave?

- Rich people [bleep].

Why it be so complicated?

[buttons beeping]

How the [bleep] you work this thing?

♪ ♪

- Okay, yeah. That looks right.

That looks right! That looks--whoo!

We arrived alive. Thank you, Mama Sharon.

- Y'all grab your big bag.

- Get ready, Saint Pete.

My chi chis are up. My hair is looking good.

Whoo!

Nilly has arrived.

- Ey! [all cheering and shouting]

- Oh, [bleep]! - Give me a hug.

- Hey, girl.

- Mama Sharon! What up, baby?

- [laughs]

- Look how thick I am now. - Oh, [bleep].

I got a butt. - You look good.

- You can grab it. Like, a whole handful.

- Whoo!

- Remember, my booty-- - Oh, yeah.

You are thick, girl. - Let's go look at the rooms.

Where are the rooms? Upstairs? - [mouths word]

I told Candace a couple of months ago

that I would room with her,

and then Nilsa called me, crying,

and told me that I had to absolutely room with her.

- Where's our room? - Right here.

- Okay. - This is our closet.

And that's your bed. And this is my bed.

I honestly feel like a tug-of-war rope.

Like, everybody wants me to room with them,

and I don't know why, because I feel like

I'm, like, the dirtiest bitch here.

- Look. I already dirtied it up.

- Yeah, throw [bleep] everywhere.

Let's throw pictures off the wall so they don't want it.

- Dang, Aimee.

You just dropped me to go room with Nilsa

after we had an agreement for a whole year.

- Our room. Okay.

- Have y'all ever moved into a beach house with crazy people?

Like, if you have, then you know you gotta

get in there and claim your room.

- We need to let them know we've marked our territory.

Just like my dog Gizmo used to do.

Let's just flip this upside down.

- Yeah. Our room. Okay.

- Hold on.

Let's throw the pillows off the bed too.

- Didn't y'all see the fiasco that happened last summer?

- Who the [bleep] moved my [bleep] out of my [bleep]?

You wanna move some [bleep] of ours?

Move your [bleep]ing [bleep]. [all shouting]

- If you ruin my white goddamn [bleep]ing pants,

it's [bleep]ing on.

[slams wall] - Knock a [bleep] out.

- I dare them to touch my purse.

Okay. Yeah. We're good.

All right. They'll get the picture.

No!

Not the Louis. Okay. All right. We're good.

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, if you want some real [bleep]...

- Yeah. - 'Cause I've been drinking,

so I might as well just tell the real [bleep].

I'm always second option to everybody.

People be [bleep]ing me over.

Aimed [bleep]ed me over. Period.

And it looks like I have to room with Kortni.

I know you a nice girl at heart,

but all I'm saying is that, like,

you will go and embrace everybody else in this house,

but never have you ever stood up for me on [bleep].

This last summer, you turned against me over Gus.

Over--over--over some [bleep] like--for why?

Me and Kortni, we ain't as close as we was

from the first summer.

- You don't even deserve to be called a woman, honestly.

- Really?

Thank you for having my back, Kortni.

I didn't disrespect you. - Yeah, I do have your back.

Yes you did! - I didn't disrespect you.

- You stare at me like I'm a piece of [bleep],

and I won't do a [bleep] damn thing, Candace.

- ...say nothing. Like, you don't understand.

When it comes to my friends,

I don't be silent about anything.

I would've stood up for you no matter what.

- Can I apologize to you for that?

- You can apologize to me-- - And I can show you

by my actions? - But Kortni--yes.

Kortni, you really have to, like, show me,

'cause I feel like I went through a lot last summer.

Like... - You did.

- I just--I just ask that you show me.

If you serious about it, show me.

That's it. - Yeah.

- That's it.

- I am completely blindsided by Candace.

I have already apologized

for what has happened in the past.

I thought we got over that.

She, like, sat me down, and she was like,

"We pretty much don't have a [bleep]ing friendship."

- Listen-- - Dude, I knew I was gonna be

walking in on some stressful-ass [bleep]...

- Listen. - Like...

- Don't--don't-- - [groans] I'm not.

- Don't cry and don't get upset, okay?

You just be the better person-- always.

- I am. - And that's why it hurts you.

Because you thought that y'all would be okay.

[emotional music]

You got this, kay?

You got this.

- Honestly, being away from my mom this summer,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

She always knows the right thing to say

to make me feel better.

- Now you just stay the strong one.

- I'm gonna miss her.

She's gotta go.

- I've gotta drive back. all: Aww.

- But I love y'all. - And we all love you too.

- Mama Sharon, don't cry. - We'll take care of her.

- We'll take care of her. We'll see you soon.

- We always do. - Don't make me cry.

- We always take care of Kortni.

- We'll take care of her. - I know. [laughs]

- This is probably the scariest thing

Kortni's ever done in her life.

- Come here. Come here. - It just got super real.

- [murmurs soothingly]

It's okay.

- [sniffles]

- All right. I'ma need a shot.

- Hey, pour up a shot. - I need a... [laughs]

- Ey, dark or light?

- [laughing and screaming]

[all talking excitedly]

- She can't have dark! - She loves dark.

[all talking at once]

- Today's over with.

- [imitates train chugging]

[laughs, imitates train whistle]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Dude, look at this neighborhood.

- Dude, it is fancy. - Talk about fancy.

- Holy cow. - Oh, my...

- We living like kings, baby.

- Oh, my God.

It's official!

Jerry-Gus is in the house!

- [squeals] - [laughs]

- Oh, my goodness. - [laughing]

- The palm tree shirt is back!

- Oh, [bleep]!

- [bleep]. Not the shirt. [laughter]

- What up, [bleep]?

- How busy have you guys been?

- [chuckles] Real busy.

- [laughs]

Gang's all here, man.

Guys, this place is sick.

It'd be like a high school reunion for me

if I actually went to high school.

- Where your facial hair at? - I shaved.

- Why you do that? - 'Cause I was looking old.

I wanna feel young again. - Oh, no.

No, no, no. You need your facial hair back.

Mm. No. That's not for him.

Grow that [bleep] back.

- I don't want to. I'd rather rock the baby face.

- Listen. No. - Why not?

- That's not for you. - Are you telling me I'm ugly?

- Did your girlfriend want you to look younger for her?

- I just feel like instead of looking like, you know,

Rick Ross, you looking more like, you know, George Michael.

- You look cute. - You know what I'm saying?

- What up, Nilly? You doing good?

- I don't wanna get in trouble for hugging you, now.

- Just a friendly hug. That's all it is.

- Oh, [bleep]. - I'm at the beach.

I'm not wearing a shirt. I'm hot.

- Oh, here we go. Here we go.

- Gus, why are you taking off your shirt?

Don't you have a lady? Who are you trying to impress?

Nilsa? I'm not shocked.

[shady music]

- He got a girlfriend. - Mm-hmm.

How long you think he gonna be faithful?

- What do you consider faithful?

Because remember when we were in Panama City Beach?

- Mm-hmm.

- There's probably still some unresolved feelings

because right after the hurricane,

there was this night when we were in PCB

that I did wake up in his bed.

I don't really know

if Gus was dating his girlfriend at the time.

Like, if he was like, "This is my 100% girlfriend,"

I probably wouldn't have woke up in his bed.

- [cackles]

- What's going on with Kortni? I hear she's in a...

long-term relationship too now.

- Mm-hmm. - Yup.

- It sounds like everybody in a long-term relationship

except me, Candace, Nilsa, and Jeremiah.

- I heard my name.

- Yeah, all I said was the only people coming in here

that's single this time is you, me, Candace, and Jeremiah.

- So it should be very, very interesting...

- It should be interesting. - To see how it plays out.

- But we gonna see. And that's all I'm gonna say.

We'll see what's gonna happen.

Gus having a girlfriend this summer is gonna be tough

because I don't think

Gus or Nilsa understand where the boundaries are.

Nilsa'll start looking at him and start...

flapping them eyes like that, and then,

[blubbering] "I'm only a man.

"I'm only a man. I'm trying to be good."

That should only last for a little while.

Is she gonna come and visit? - Probably not.

- Why not?

- I don't want her around you, to be honest.

- Oh, [bleep].

The tension between Gus and Nilsa is thick as butter.

- He's saying you got baggage. That's what he's saying.

- No, I'm not saying you got baggage.

- That's what he's saying. - It's just,

I don't want no more [bleep] on my back.

I just wanna be here, stress-free,

no drama, drink with my boys, and just have some fun.

That's it. - Well, listen.

Let me tell you something. Hey, can I tell you something?

Good luck.

Listen, this whole summer is a recipe for disaster.

Codi's crystal ball says

Gus and his girlfriend...

I don't know if they're gonna make it through the summer.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- The situation is a little [bleep]ed up.

A lot of people don't move in to a house

with somebody they hooked up with before

while they're in a relationship.

And I'm missing, like, her birthday to be here.

Like, that's a big deal.

- We all choose to spend our summers here.

- Yeah. We do. - No one forces you to.

- No, I know. And I'm still here.

So I chose--like, obviously, I've chose you guys.

I'm still here.

It's just, at the end of the day, like,

I have a girlfriend and her feelings have to come first.

[shady music]

- I'm not Gus's girlfriend's biggest fan.

She's probably only temporary. I don't know.

Maybe they'll last forever.

But I'm definitely not going anywhere.

I'm a part of this family,

and I'm not gonna feel like I need to be exiled

because I used to hook up with Gus.

- But you have to see it from her side too.

I'm not gonna let this be just, like, a bash-fest on her.

Because, like, I would be insecure as [bleep]

if she was moving back in to a house

with somebody she hooked up with.

- I'm not sure how many rules

Gus's girlfriend wrote for him

before he came to the beach house,

but I'm not gonna worry about that drama.

Anyway, shut the [bleep] up, guys, and let's take a shot.

- Quo Foh shot.

We ain't had a Quo Foh shot yet.

- Quo Foh, baby.

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo.

♪ ♪

Well, ladies, how are your relationships doing?

- Oh, mine is so good.

- Yeah? - Mine's a felon.

- Just what you always wanted.

- Yeah. He's a great guy. - So proud of you.

- Like, I've known him my whole life.

- Oh, really? - But I actually met him

because we were all at this bar,

and I was walking down a ramp,

and I slipped down it and I fell

and he came and helped me up, and he said,

"Let me hold your hand for the rest of the night

so you don't fall again." - Aww.

- And we've been together every day since.

- I love that.

But I'ma kill him if he ever hurts you.

Let him know that.

- If he hurts me, I'm done with men, period.

I really am. - Yeah.

- 'Cause I really didn't think I would like anyone else.

- Yeah.

- Ryan gets deployed in two days?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I'm sorry, Kortni.

Kortni's boyfriend getting deployed is very sad,

and I just want her to be okay.

- And are you guys good? You guys solid?

- Oh, yeah. You know, like,

trust is, like, the number one in a relationship.

That is, like, numero uno. - Yeah.

- And he doesn't pressure me to grow up.

- I'm very happy for you guys. And cheers to you both.

- Yes.

♪ ♪

- Can y'all keep it down just for a second?

[phone line trilling]

- All right. Here we go.

- Hey, baby.

- [excitedly] What's up?

- [chuckles] What's up, sweetie?

My girlfriend's struggling with the fact

that I'm away and I'm not gonna get to see her

for a little while and I'm gonna be out at the bars

drinking every night.

I just wanted to call and touch base with you

'cause I ain't talked to you in a couple days.

We're going out, and I'll call you

when we get back from the bar, okay?

It probably won't be too late.

- The more we can normalize it and just make her feel at ease,

the better off she's gonna be.

Hey, you better be on top of your schoolwork.

Don't be slacking.

- If your girlfriend has homework,

uh, she's too young for you, Gus.

- All right. Bye, baby.

- Aww.

- Love you. Bye.

- So guys, what's the full-on plan for tonight?

- We're gonna get [bleep]ed up.

- I think we're gonna go to this bar called MacDinton's.

My friend told me it was, like, the biggest and best bar here.

- No, it's a really good bar. - Nice.

- We'll have a good time. - They got dollar draft beers?

- I don't think they have dollar draft beer, Codi.

- [laughs]

- I think they left that in Panama City.

- All right, I'm about to go change to get ready.

Listen, I've never been to Saint Pete before.

I honestly have no idea how tonight's gonna go.

I don't know what Kortni we're gonna get;

what's gonna happen; is Kirk gonna get bounced out a club?

- Whoo!

- Let me--let me check my hair real quick.

- Chi chis up for Saint Pete!

[all cheering]

- Let's get it!

- You know what? Fresh start. new city.

Dude, I'm gonna puke at 110%. I'm gonna drink at 110%.

- SPB!

- Saint Pete! - SPB!

- Saint Pete! - SPB!

- Saint Pete! - SPB!

- Saint Pete!

- Ey, MacDinton's? Hey, we're coming for you.

So watch out. - Saint Pete!

- SPB! - Saint Pete!

- I'm ready for this [bleep].

[horn honks] - Taxis are here, [bleep].

- Aimee?

- Ow! [bleep]. - Yeah, here we go.

- First night in Saint Pete, baby.

♪ ♪

- Cheers to Saint Pete!

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

[all cheering]

[rushing dance music]

♪ ♪

- [shouts]

Oh, my God!

- Ew. Jeremiah, are you okay?

- ♪ Ey, ey ♪

♪ We keep the party going ♪

♪ Ey, ey ♪

♪ We keep the dream going ♪

♪ Ey, ey ♪

- Oh! - Pay the man. Let's go!

- Y'all, get out the van.

- ♪ Ey ♪

- We pull up to MacDinton's, and this bitch is poppin'.

This is a Monday night.

We ain't even made it to the weekend.

You know, if all the bars are gonna be like this,

I think I could get used to Saint Pete.

♪ ♪

- Okay, so I left my ID on my plane.

So I don't have ID. But I'm 26 years old.

- Can I talk to a manager?

Can you go get your manager?

Dear Saint Pete,

please get me inside the club.

♪ ♪

[thumping dance music]

- Cheers to Saint Pete!

[cheering]

- SPB!

♪ ♪

- We're in the bar. We're taking Vegas bombs.

Here's a Vegas bomb. Here's a Vegas bomb.

I'm like, "Wow, I'm about to be the drunkest

I've ever been on a Monday in my life."

♪ ♪

[cheering]

♪ ♪

I have a question.

When I can't get into the club,

I decide, you know, I'm getting a little creative,

gonna find another chick with ID that kinda look like me.

...what I'm saying?

Like... [trills tongue] "I found it! Ooh!

Oh, wow! ID!"

- Hold on, Candace. They wouldn't let you in?

- No, it's okay. - No, no, no.

- It's okay. - No, no.

- No, it's okay. It's okay. - No.

- [tightly] No. Chill. It's okay.

We're gonna work it out. Go back in the [bleep]ing club.

Go back in the [bleep]ing club.

- Okay. - You sure?

- Yes. Go back in the club.

[music playing from inside club]

♪ ♪

- Mine.

- It's definitely me.

[awkward music]

♪ ♪

Oh, so you want me to leave?

Okay.

♪ ♪

- I'm drunk as [bleep]. I'm not Jeremiah.

I'm drunk as [bleep]. - [laughs]

- [cheers]

♪ ♪

- Jeremiah's over here [bleep]ed up.

♪ ♪

Twisted. Turnt.

♪ ♪

- I don't know who I am!

- Cooter Brown drunk.

♪ ♪

- [yelling in slow motion]

- I love the new Jeremiah.

Welcome to the party, dude.

It's awesome, isn't it?

I told you it was a lot of fun.

♪ ♪

- Masha? - Yeah.

- I'm Gus. Nice to meet you.

[no audible dialogue]

What, I got--did I get makeup on my cheek?

- I'm gonna be going out every night.

And y'all better be coming out with me.

- Yeah. [laughs dryly]

Yeah, he is. - He's ready to cheat.

- Ready to cheat.

Wait, is that girl's name Lisa?

It ain't even been 24 hours in this house

and Gus is already acting like he forgot he had a girlfriend.

- Codi!

Gus is ready to cheat on his girlfriend.

- Duh.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Let me see you, let me see you, let me see you ♪

- What's up, y'all? My name is Gus.

- [laughing]

♪ ♪

- You know, it's a hard situation,

being in the bar when you have a bunch of really, you know,

pretty girls--oh, [bleep]. I can't say that.

Cut. Scratch. Don't [bleep]ing use that.

[laughs]

- ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪

♪ Let me see you get low ♪

♪ Let me see you, let me see you drop down dirty ♪

- ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪

♪ Let me see you get low ♪

- ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪

- ♪ Drop down dirty, dirty ♪

- I don't care to watch this.

- Hold on.

I still kind of have, like, a little bit of faith

that I could get in the bar. [laughs]

So I'm, like, looking in my purse.

In between all of my business cards,

find my [bleep]ing ID.

[building dance music]

♪ ♪

- My boy Codi catching twerk from everyone.

Biting booties. Doing Codi-type [bleep].

Like, you're going in!

♪ ♪

- Yo! Candace!

- After waiting two hours outside,

I walk into just chaos.

- [laughing]

- Jeremiah and these horrible, bad dance moves.

- [giggles]

- Okay. - Gus is cheating.

[music dies] And Kortni's crazy.

♪ ♪

It's just all messed up.

[shady music]

And then

I see Codi dancing on some random chick,

got his hands all up on her gluteus maximus.

♪ ♪

Codi is so big of a flirt.

He can't control himself.

But you like me, though?

Hey!

♪ ♪

Get your hands off me.

- Make some noise! [continues indistinctly]

♪ ♪

- [retches] - Ew. Is he throwing up?

- He's throwing up.

- [slurping]

- Gus, just stop cheating on your girlfriend.

- How about Gus last night?

He had, like, 20 bitches doing body shots off of him.

- Oh! - What?

- You better make a phone call today.

- Oh, my God.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

- Ah!

- Whoo! - Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

- So what are you doing?

- I have no clue. I'm following this guy.

- Whoo!

[bleep] yeah!

- Oh, that's very nice.

- [bleep]ing Gus can't keep it in his pants

for one night.

- He's cheating. Is that Lisa?

- Hey, is your name Lisa?

- Sarah. - No?

- Sarah. Oh, [bleep]. - Oh.

[laughing] My bad.

- Is everybody taking body shots off of me now?

♪ ♪

- [slurping]

- Some nasty hos.

- [blubbering] "I'm just a man.

I'm just a man. I'm trying to be a good guy."

Just--just stop cheating on your girlfriend.

- We gotta go home.

Codi! Okay. Okay.

He has a girlfriend. - Good night, though.

♪ ♪

- Skeezer.

- Is Jeremiah okay? [dramatic music]

Is Jeremiah all right?

♪ ♪

- It's like saliva that's, like, coming up.

It's always when you know you're about to throw up.

- Ew. Are you throwing up?

- He's throwing up. He's throwing up.

- [shouts strangely]

- Puke and rally, bitch!

[laughing]

- Hey, Codi, guess what? - Yeah?

- I just puked and rallied, bitch.

- I know you did. - [laughs]

- Jeremiah, he's got the puke down pat.

Now it's the rallying he's having trouble with.

- Get the [bleep] up. Get the [bleep] up. Oh, my...

- And listen, when you're puking and not rallying,

it's time to just head home.

- Y'all are b--holy [bleep].

Oh, my God.

- [coughing]

- I'm too sober for this.

- God damn, Aimee.

- Based on the first night in the beach house,

I can already tell

we gonna need to call a priest.

♪ ♪

- Please don't. Please don't.

- Codi! [horn honks]

- We're gonna need to call Oprah.

- [laughs]

- We're gonna need Mama Sharon to move in next door.

- My hair extensions are itching.

- We in for it this summer.

- Let's have a pool party when we get home!

♪ ♪

- It's time for me to spend some quality time

with my one true love.

- There's pizza. - Right here.

Pizza.

- A couple pies. - Can we get two slices

and pepperoni pizzas

with extra cheese and stuffed crust?

- All right. - [slurring] And can I get

a glass of champagne if you got it?

This guy that was making our pizza

was also tossing it up

and beating the dough like that.

[laughs] I want someone to toss my dough like that.

I love my crust stuffed...

if you know what I mean.

♪ ♪

- My taxi's here.

- We're all drunk as [bleep].

- I can't get in the car.

- Uh, yeah, it's probably a good time to go home

at this point.

♪ ♪

- Come on. Get in. - Oh, cállate!

- Cállate la boca!

- Oh, they get pizza! That's [bleep].

- It's okay, dude. It's okay.

- I'm starving. - No.

No, Aimee, here's the deal...

- Relax. - The deal is--

- They're getting pizza and I'm not.

I'm hungry. [tragic music]

It's not fair at all.

After a night of drinking,

a pizza is just a must, you know?

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

- Tonight has been the worst night.

Codi was in there dancing with a bitch.

Like, all up in this ho's face.

- No way.

- And it wasn't no regular dancing.

It was like, "Ooh, bitch, I'm feeling you" type dancing.

Like, "I want your [beep]" type dancing.

- [mumbling indistinctly]

- I'm trying to help you, dude.

- Ugh, stop touching me. Please, please. [bleep].

- Are you okay? - Uh, no.

[bleep]

Oh, my God.

[slams seat]

[bleep]ing locked in here

and I can't [bleeping] puke out the goddamn door!

It's [bleep]ing pissing me the [bleep] off!

If I [bleep]ing wanna get the [bleep] out of a cab

to [bleep]ing puke,

I should be able to [bleep]ing do that [bleep]!

- [blubbering] "I just wanna throw up,

but I can't [bleep]ing throw up!"

- I can't [bleep]ing open the [bleep]ing goddamn door!

- God dang. [laughs]

- I know. I have to pee and take my tampon out.

- [groans] - When you throw up,

I have to--I'll get out and pee with you.

- Stop [bleep]ing talk--

You are [bleeping] insane. Please stop talking.

- [imitates smashing] Hulk smash! Hulk smash!

[frantic music]

- Ew, ew, ew.

- [coughing, retching] - Ew!

- Are you really? - We gotta pull over.

- Ey, are we almost home? Are we almost home?

- Pizza's never once let me down, except for tonight.

- Ey--oh, [bleep]. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

- [retches]

♪ ♪

[retching] - Yuck.

Let it out and you'll-- you got it.

- [retching]

- Girl. Oh... [mumbling]

- I just have to [bleep]ing pee.

- [slurring] You got it, girl.

Good job.

- [retching] - Oh, [bleep].

- At this point, I feel like everyone's ratchet as [bleep].

We're a little bit too lit.

[car horn honks]

If this is how the summer's gonna be,

we are screwed.

- Sorry, y'all. [retches]

- I ain't drunk enough for this.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey, get out. Get the [bleep] out.

♪ ♪

- Where's the house?

Great first night.

Barely making it home.

♪ ♪

At this point, I don't care about the room situation.

Let's just go to bed.

♪ ♪

Bitch, you're gonna wake up and your hair gonna be, like,

damn, ten damn sizes the size of your hair right now.

- That's fine.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Look what I got right here for you.

♪ ♪

- [claps]

♪ ♪

- What the [bleep] happened last night?

Like...why did you sleep right there?

- I don't know.

- It's like... five open beds right now.

- I mean, maybe me and Kortni were having a heart-to-heart.

- Oh. - And we fell asleep.

I don't know. I'll wake up, though.

- I'm about to get me some coffee.

♪ ♪

- Dude, I feel like I ran straight on

with a freight train last night.

I feel like complete and utter bull[bleep].

Jesus Christ.

[bleep] [bleep].

- Holy [bleep].

Wow. - What a great first night.

[wristband snaps] Ow. Ow.

- Oh, dude, I can't explain how bad I feel right now.

This is terrible.

- First night in the house is fun.

- Are you making coffee?

- Yeah, I'm making it.

- Thank you. I love you.

- First morning though? Eh, not so much.

- Calm down. It's okay.

- I'm gonna eat some eggs.

- I did? [bleep].

- Yeah. - Bitch...

- Not, like, bad-bad, but, like, you did.

[chuckles]

- What? - S--she spelled it out.

I mean, you didn't do anything, but you...you know.

- I didn't do anything? - No, you didn't do [bleep].

But I'm saying--but, like,

she might be a little mad if she sees that.

But it's all good. - What's there to be mad about?

I was the judge of a twerk contest.

What am I supposed to do? - There you go.

- Ey, you was judging that thing like this, though.

- I was enjoying my time at the bar.

Am I not allowed to enjoy myself at the bar?

Like, I didn't do nothing. - No, we're just telling you

what happened, dude.

- No, I know. - We're the messenger, man.

We're the messenger. Don't shoot us.

- But did I do anything? - I got my--man,

I got my hands up, man. I got my hands up, man.

Come on.

- All right, then. - And then you were like,

"So, uh, you wanna come home with us?

- Oh, bitch, don't even [bleep]ing start with me, dude.

- [laughs] - That ain't even funny.

- [laughing]

- Y'all, I feel like I got beat up last night.

- Me too. - Where's Jeremiah?

- He's passed out.

- He was [bleep]ed up, wasn't he?

- I said, "Who is that? That's not Jeremiah."

- Thank you! See? I'm telling you.

- And he threw up all over his pants.

- He said, "Oh, my God.

I'm just trying to throw up, and I can't open the door."

[laughter]

- Hey, how about Gus last night?

He had, like, 20 bitches doing body shots off of him.

- [gasps] - What?

[all shouting]

- Did I really? - Yeah.

- Yes, you did. Body shots. - Oh, [bleep].

- You better make a phone call today.

You better dial it up, dawg.

- Lisa is a girl that's very important to me,

a girl that I've loved more

than anybody in my entire life.

But it just seems like no matter how good I try to be,

something always has to happen to [bleep] it up.

- Your head was on that girl's lap.

- Yeah, you met her in the club.

- Oh, my God, dude. What the [bleep]?

And then, on top of that, I told her

that I was gonna call her when I got home

from that bar last night.

But I obviously, I drank a little bit too much.

My night didn't necessarily go as I planned.

So this is my [bleep]-up.

I'm gonna have to clean up the mess.

- Blame it on the alcohol, Gus.

- ♪ Why you wasting my time? ♪

♪ Make you feel good? Does it make you feel good?

♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪

♪ ♪

- [whispering] Jerry boy. Jerry boy.

[gently] Hey.

[laughs] Just making sure you were alive.

- I'm barely alive. - You okay, dude?

- Yeah.

[sighs]

Dude, I am so [bleep]ing soft right now.

- How bad do you feel right now?

You got a headache? - I'm such a bitch.

[both laughing]

- Goodness gracious.

I barely remember anything that happened last night.

But hell, I had a blast at MacDinton's, man.

[coughing, spitting]

[yells strangely]

I started Saint Pete off with a frickin' bang.

The dead has risen!

- Jeremiah, how do you feel? - He is alive.

- Do you feel like [bleep]? - [laughs]

- Do you need some water?

- I need some milk.

- You need some vitamins? - You need some milk?

- Everybody is on the struggle bus this morning.

- Okay. Thanks. - [exhales]

- We all got hit by that train last night.

- You 'bout to call her?

Don't--don't mention doing the body shots.

- I'm not. I'm not. - Yeah. Don't do that.

- Lisa, I know I told her that I was gonna call her

when I got home from the bar last night,

and I didn't.

- Ey, you about to tell her what you did?

- No. - I didn't do [bleep], man.

Come on. Leave me alone. - Just nope.

Tell her--don't do the body shots, and then tell her--

- I don't want y'all even talking.

Shut your mouth. - Just say we--

- No, shut your mouth right now.

[all talking at once]

- I'm not playing with you. - Shut up.

- I'm just trying to cut you up, dawg.

- You really didn't do [bleep], though.

- Hello? - Hey, baby.

- Listen, I can't really talk to you right now.

I'm, like, really upset.

- I didn't do what I was supposed to do,

so obviously she's a little bit upset at me right now.

- I can't talk to you about anything.

Like, you're not even here for me.

- I am here for you. What are you talking about?

- You know what I'm talking about.

- [whispering quietly]

I definitely think Gus and Lisa

aren't gonna really last the summer.

- [giggling]

- And I do think he might

hook up with a random girl this summer

and then regret it.

- Baby, I'm trying to talk to you as much as I can.

Are you just upset 'cause I didn't call you last night?

- [sniffles] Yeah.

Like, I'm like--I just-- I don't know.

- I'm sorry.

It's a lot [bleep] to deal with on my end too.

- Yeah, same. And I don't have anybody.

- I know. I'm sorry.

♪ ♪

- [voice breaking] I have to go.

- Baby, stop. Baby, stop.

Come on.

Please don't do that.

Baby.

[phone line droning]

[sighs] Ah, Jesus Christ.

- [bleep], man.

- Another day in the life of Gus, huh?

- [snickers]

I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, dude.

But, like, what the [bleep], man?

You have to not let this bother you while you're out here.

Otherwise, it's gonna ruin your entire summer, all right?

- But, like, if I'm trying

to build a life with this girl, right?

- I know. - How do you not let it

affect you when you know that girl's hurt?

- You just have to let it

[bleep]ing roll off your shoulders

right now, man, because in the end, bro,

I don't want you frustrated during all this [bleep].

If she doesn't know that you love her

and that you care for her and that you won't do anything

to hurt her by now,

dude, I don't know why you're wasting time

with all these [bleep]ing emotions,

why she's [bleep]ing saying all this [bleep], man.

- You know, at the end of the day,

I do see where my girlfriend's coming from,

where she feels like, you know, I've abandoned her.

I mean, I'm gonna try to stick this [bleep] out.

I'm a man of my word. I said I was gonna do

everything that I could to make this work.

But at the same time, like, don't take it out on me.

'Cause I'm not trying to spend my summer

doing this every single day.

I think I need some alcohol or something.

Jesus Christ.