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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,710 [#] 2 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:32,140 [#] 3 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:41,590 [#] 4 00:00:41,590 --> 00:00:46,909 welcome to zombie land back for seconds 5 00:00:46,909 --> 00:00:49,699 after all this time well what can i say 6 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,980 but thank you a lot of choices when it 7 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,570 comes to zombie entertainment and we 8 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:56,149 appreciate you picking us so you know 9 00:00:56,149 --> 00:00:58,100 how Eskimos kind of a bunch of words for 10 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:02,030 so a coupe takes our pocket gimmick 11 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:03,860 stupid well the only reason we've 12 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:05,479 survived the last several years is that 13 00:01:05,479 --> 00:01:06,860 we've gotten to know work what there's 14 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:08,000 the enemy's better than we know 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,610 ourselves in the time since we last saw 16 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:10,819 you 17 00:01:10,819 --> 00:01:13,789 zombies have evolved so we've given them 18 00:01:13,789 --> 00:01:16,759 different names this lady here is 19 00:01:16,759 --> 00:01:18,440 getting chased by the dumbest see there 20 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,840 is what we call a former 21 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:26,140 and world without YouTube it was an 22 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,160 entertained by the homework 23 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:35,379 [#] 24 00:01:41,049 --> 00:01:43,159 unfortunately for every comer 25 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:47,420 there's a Hawking as its season may be 26 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:49,610 slightly less accomplished mr. Beatrix 27 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,530 so that's a brain what the figure stood 28 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:53,680 open 29 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:59,869 [#] 30 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:08,579 [#] 31 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:23,230 let her girl okay last one / what was that? 32 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,850 okay all right well this time let's play 33 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:42,920 name that Sami silent deadly first thing 34 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:52,940 you hear is your own screen you can 35 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,650 imagine how thrilled we're gonna crack 36 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:58,489 the zombie code but life is about more 37 00:02:58,489 --> 00:03:02,000 than just survival ever since we were 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,890 evicted from our normal lives i've been 39 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:06,730 searching for a place to put down roots 40 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:10,100 well pal Tallahassee has the same go big 41 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,820 or go home i'm inside his signature 42 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:17,060 phrase but it did give me an idea why 43 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,970 not go be 44 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,900 and go home 45 00:03:20,900 --> 00:04:30,890 [#] 46 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:46,559 [#] 47 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:57,309 [#] 48 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:05,880 a out to the mother fucking cheese / there 49 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:10,760 are worse places to hang your hat / Casablanca / wait,,, 50 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,320 why does he get to be President 51 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,760 well i think i would have made a damn 52 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,190 fine president just a few and shipped a 53 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:18,810 few babies / you would have brought a real 54 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:21,000 dignity to the office thank you 55 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,530 you don't have what it takes i'll be 56 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,870 President by that and i Nam named winner 57 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:27,540 office by VP / so that means i get to be 58 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,190 President did you get killed by zombies 59 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:31,650 that wasn't what i was thinking when i 60 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:33,630 offered you the position technically yes 61 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:37,610 i have this enjoying a lot of things 62 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,810 which is what we spent a lot of time 63 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,250 doing in those early days at the White 64 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,290 House and it was a really special time 65 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:47,420 making a house our home 66 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:57,330 [#] 67 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:59,590 Wichita and i had fallen into our own 68 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:00,820 version of domestic bliss 69 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,970 well not quite bliss but elasticity to 70 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:07,630 be shortened / today's blend again / oh it 71 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,550 did not fall off i took it off it's / so,,, 72 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:11,590 creepy he just stares innocently that 73 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:14,050 stare emancipated the slaves okay and in 74 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,240 a civil war we should be grateful he's 75 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,530 talking out / do you remember what 76 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:18,970 happened the last time you took a hold 77 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:57,190 of you i'm never gonna find a boyfriend 78 00:06:57,190 --> 00:06:59,140 or get married 79 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:03,310 ha family where are you family three in 80 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:07,210 bed / little rock had a strong desire to 81 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,300 leave the nest and let's just say 82 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,750 Tallahassee wasn't the most 83 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,810 understanding father figure bedrock but 84 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:16,180 for better or worse we were a family and 85 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,490 for the first time since the virus we 86 00:07:18,490 --> 00:07:20,620 were living somewhere truly safe making 87 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:23,380 every day feel like well like Christmas 88 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:33,910 morning say what would you like for 89 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,300 Christmas 90 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,250 opponent / no i'd actually really like you 91 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,539 to stop calling me little girl 92 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:41,750 well technically you are little and good 93 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,569 well i think i'm not a little girl Santa 94 00:07:44,569 --> 00:07:45,949 but do you know what i would like i 95 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:48,919 would do but not to sound too 96 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:51,650 sentimental but those days at 1600 97 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:52,759 Pennsylvania Avenue 98 00:07:52,759 --> 00:07:54,289 may have been the best days of my life 99 00:07:54,289 --> 00:08:00,770 and that's counting crazy, wails oh my 100 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:01,400 god 101 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:05,800 no first edition token and you revenant 102 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,030 there's my name right there roaring this 103 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,289 perfectly preserved paper 104 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:14,650 thank you send yours - thank you so much 105 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,099 touchy 106 00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:18,440 hey you know i couldn't find any 107 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,210 wrapping paper but don't worry about 108 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,990 just tear it open that matters only task 109 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:25,550 these are fat as president so there's 110 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:27,650 actually quite a lot of leftover a few 111 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,810 need some wrapping paper understand 112 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:37,630 again / that's what i wanted another gun 113 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,860 the Kings England Denmark there's only 114 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:50,209 one King Elvis Aaron fucking Presley the 115 00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:52,120 greatest who ever lived 116 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,820 the king of change he gave this gun to 117 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:57,589 Nixon when he visited the White House 118 00:08:57,589 --> 00:09:01,430 and i have give it to you like the movie 119 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:04,220 yeah he said shoot that Colt his 120 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,709 backyard king's palace memphis tennessee 121 00:09:06,709 --> 00:09:10,579 about a hundred times / we're gonna go,, 122 00:09:10,579 --> 00:09:12,740 there together / actually video shoot this 123 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,390 right now yeah 124 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:16,370 some deeds down by the reflecting pool 125 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,529 Oh 126 00:09:18,529 --> 00:09:25,129 it's Christmas / fucking Christmas / little rock was on the 127 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,049 hunt alright for people who are on age 128 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:29,839 and the thing is they were out there we 129 00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:31,009 just made it a point to keep our 130 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:33,499 distance which would kind of suck if you 131 00:09:33,499 --> 00:09:37,819 were the one stuck in the nest god this 132 00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:40,969 is really terrifying but totally 133 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:47,089 unrealistic i shall be fine first you 134 00:09:47,089 --> 00:09:56,809 didn't remind me so much of me right i 135 00:09:56,809 --> 00:10:03,349 wasn't gonna do this now look what we 136 00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:06,379 say that what i did too safe and i know 137 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,469 even like a bit of a rut lately 138 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,999 so i thought what better way to spice 139 00:10:10,999 --> 00:10:15,219 things up and to 140 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,970 getting married / yeah i think i was gonna 141 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:24,120 say get married / the Hope Diamond / i don't 142 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,949 know well i certainly hope it is i want 143 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:27,689 you to be Miss Ohio or it is like this 144 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,730 is so unfair / you know how i feel about 145 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,160 this well they talked about this might 146 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,279 limited but absurdly painful experience 147 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:37,470 married people only do one thing what if 148 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,949 i get divorced i don't see us going that 149 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:43,310 route i mean where we find a lawyers i 150 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,649 don't know what to say oh don't say 151 00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:50,189 anything yet okay this is my phone you 152 00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:53,220 know i put you on the spot just think 153 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,019 about it and let me know whenever you're 154 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,910 ready everything will work out it's 155 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:59,689 explicit 156 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:03,049 [#] 157 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,140 [#] 158 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:18,230 hey truck it looks much eggnog last 159 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:18,709 night 160 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:22,730 bad news / bad news, well you know what 161 00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:25,730 cancels out the bad news good news today 162 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:31,930 is the baby at Wichita / says adios mm-hmm 163 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:36,199 dear cetea we feel like total shit about 164 00:11:36,199 --> 00:11:40,810 leaving sorry couldn't notice wnl honor 165 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:43,670 well yeah i'm not good at notes is a 166 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:47,720 pretty huge understatement / you know easy 167 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,689 to take this be savory dark oh you 168 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:53,870 shouldn't get so attached never get 169 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:56,360 attached remember that's the problem of 170 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,009 Columbus you've got to attend / well, 171 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,079 these Tallahassee and phrases like ever 172 00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:02,660 but you're so lucky you know 173 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,330 have you seen him here some q-tips his 174 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:24,310 bank our team hi 175 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,410 which italian hit me like a shotgun 176 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,590 blast so after weeks of feeling sorry 177 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,750 for myself i felt a little retail 178 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,640 therapy might help get her off my mind 179 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,590 it's not like i immediately wanted to 180 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,910 start like the wedding planning or 181 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,950 anything i'm not crazy and ones getting 182 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:41,240 married in the winter anyway in the 183 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:52,970 spring sure / okay give me one more day to 184 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:56,210 move around and then you get the fuck 185 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,090 outta this hole find a hole my need of 186 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,820 yours is made us strong and by us i mean 187 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,790 you ty time we've done up and hit the 188 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:07,370 road again if i we i mean me that's 189 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,880 where i do all my own 190 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,210 it won't do this tag along in one day 191 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,080 never coming back 192 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,139 [#] 193 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:25,590 [#] 194 00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:34,489 absolutely shudder alcohols you're done 195 00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:53,920 he like came to life and is 196 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,470 zombie-killing a year like a junkie in 197 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,720 search of a higher high Tallahassee is 198 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,310 no longer happy with some beach on the 199 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,680 beach which if you're keeping score just 200 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,440 went to date sanderman at Riverside you 201 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,850 may want to send the note does for this 202 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,060 one / you death Zombie 203 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:18,340 congratulations Dave / but i've never told 204 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,930 you this before in fact i never told 205 00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:24,520 anybody but i have Native American blood 206 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:30,450 coursing through my veins / right now? 207 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:35,070 right now Blackfoot indian to be exact 208 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:38,260 Frias men in history mid eighteen 209 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:41,800 hundreds roamed the plains no houses no 210 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,340 walls no possessions no Chiefs to report 211 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:48,010 to no wives to listen to they listened 212 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:53,380 to the call Buffalo and they hunted 213 00:14:53,380 --> 00:15:02,200 those Buffalo by hurry oh great 214 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:07,180 Buffalo jump oh i don't know why i never 215 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,370 told anyone about my Blackfoot blood 216 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:13,570 before i guess secret honestly you're 217 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:17,140 the first pale face i have trusted 218 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,210 because you've always been there for me 219 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,810 yeah you really listen / unless you're in,,, 220 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:25,089 a 4d theater there is no way i can 221 00:15:25,089 --> 00:15:27,730 communicate how bad zealand smells which 222 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:30,520 is why i like candle so much today maybe 223 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,920 a frosty gingerbread or a Bahama Breeze 224 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,019 [#] 225 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,170 no i don't even eat meat i'm a 226 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:52,470 vegetarian vegan actually sorry 227 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,080 i'm sorry this is telling us er this is 228 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:10,580 message your dad what you should say 229 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,840 slightly order better looking friend 230 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,620 yeah no paul Blart i live in the freezer 231 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,110 and Pinkberry mm-hmm it keeps the 232 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,190 zombies up though it is awfully jelly 233 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:28,460 you ever consider turning it off / Goodman 234 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,560 is live like anywhere just hoping the 235 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,640 electricity would run out 236 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,810 i know it's amazing as long as it keeps 237 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,490 raining the dams keep giving us power 238 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:39,260 you know / brain power / i feel like you're 239 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,630 being super touchy like i'm getting a 240 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:45,560 real auntie me vibe yo are you oh my god 241 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,320 there it was okay 242 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,200 i'm like really good at surviving i hear 243 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,670 you kind of music me everywhere i go 244 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,620 then i can run really really really 245 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,710 really really fast like hot yoga and 246 00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:01,040 cycle are you / sorry i do a lot of cardio 247 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,140 - it's actually my number one rule which 248 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,690 is so dorky but i have like a i'd like a 249 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,860 list of rules for surviving zombie land 250 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,880 you have a list of rules for finding 251 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,040 something / actually - just mostly stay in 252 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,610 the freezer / oh you know we're we 253 00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:18,230 actually said can't Blake down the road 254 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:22,430 at the White House / oh my god / would you 255 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:31,370 want to come and like hang out / well 256 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:40,670 number two is i murdered okay yeah i i 257 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:41,630 know what you're thinking 258 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:44,060 she's like absolutely not my type but 259 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,160 after Wichita broke my heart i was just 260 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,810 excited to talk to somebody who smelled 261 00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,700 like a candle and not whiskey and 262 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,910 gunpowder 263 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,000 which actually brings me to rule number 264 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:14,810 53 but you found someone so smart to 265 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:18,050 take care of you yeah most people your 266 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,300 age they get left all by themselves and 267 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:39,590 i can be yeah you still alive because 268 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:42,140 some of these frames and she ain't got 269 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,420 any all right it doesn't matter because 270 00:18:44,420 --> 00:19:12,470 i'm in the yes Oh Oh makin bedrooms and 271 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,730 this movie they're not linking 272 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:25,160 everything do you think that i'm ready 273 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,740 yes you're very pretty like girl an 274 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,930 apartment for our sex pretty um i just 275 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,960 thought i feel kind of guilty because if 276 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,350 he says 277 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,710 look i've been alone in a freezer for 278 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,390 years so either we're doing this right 279 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,710 now or i'm fighting the ball and i'm 280 00:19:47,710 --> 00:20:06,190 doing the old guy definitely not 281 00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,880 shutting up 282 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:29,120 sorry it's Washington's old flintlock 283 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,280 so if two pointy i didn't know from the 284 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,310 Emperor of Japan to shake strange noise 285 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:37,640 yeah hear strange noises - oh yeah that 286 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,480 was outstanding sex 287 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,230 [#] 288 00:20:56,669 --> 00:21:02,469 Ariana oh my god / oh yeah i'm not staying 289 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,849 i just came to get some weapons 290 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:05,559 Hey one o'clock in the morning yeah 291 00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:08,289 after a month listening / little rocks 292 00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:10,769 Colin 293 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:25,610 it was great they felt so good to be on 294 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:26,809 the movement / yeah we've been having like 295 00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:30,470 a really good time here together / we 296 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,950 picked someone new just a boy he's a 297 00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,389 couple years older than the Little Rock 298 00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:40,000 and yeah he's from Berkeley / Berkeley 299 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,870 Berkeley 300 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:50,899 yes Burke fucking Lee fuck up right now 301 00:21:50,899 --> 00:21:52,399 i know what you're about to tell me 302 00:21:52,399 --> 00:21:55,759 she's dating a musician / hey come on 303 00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:57,769 you're like overreacting but he's like a 304 00:21:57,769 --> 00:22:03,820 little bit / yeah yeah - i could be 305 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:08,379 overreacting i'm sorry okay you go ahead 306 00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:12,950 and he's a pacifist he has survived on a 307 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,889 strict policy of conflict avoidance like 308 00:22:15,889 --> 00:22:18,399 Gandhi 309 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:51,080 [#] 310 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:57,049 you have a beautiful boy 311 00:22:57,049 --> 00:23:00,139 oh thank you very much thank you 312 00:23:00,139 --> 00:23:02,590 hey have you ever heard of this place on 313 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:06,799 Graceland Elvis was a fraud here about 314 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:11,600 the black men who i just always wanted 315 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,320 to go there yeah we do 316 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:20,480 Chris that would be cool yeah i was 317 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,059 adamant it was a dumb idea so i did what 318 00:23:23,059 --> 00:23:25,580 i never did with her i told her no and 319 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,289 you can probably guess what happened 320 00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:29,499 next 321 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,690 she left a note and then she hit the 322 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:43,640 road does anyone else get that irony in 323 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,700 that 324 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:50,090 so worried you guys so they're traveling 325 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,590 all that way and all they have is a 326 00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:53,930 fucking guitar yeah with no intention of 327 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,760 ever swinging at anything you know 328 00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:00,010 because he's a head must be killing it 329 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:03,790 something going on out there 330 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,440 art-lete told us about this new kind of 331 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,710 zombie that's stronger faster and 332 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:13,970 deadlier better adapted to the hunt i'm 333 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,740 sorry - that sounds totally made up i 334 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:16,640 mean if you want us to come with you 335 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:34,640 just like honestly i just came back you 336 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:39,020 mean well but you're kind of overbearing 337 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:42,250 [#] 338 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,510 yeah she's not a kid but i don't know it 339 00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:45,860 sounds like she exists you think 340 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:50,300 whatever we're gonna go get her we're at 341 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,690 your door what's she saying i'm going my 342 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:58,830 own way so 343 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,140 now goodbye just like a yeah i'm 344 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,270 terrible at now a note yeah i don't you 345 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:11,910 mention that i might have overreacted a 346 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,100 little bit 347 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:17,520 that was all kind of spooked me you know 348 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:23,040 what i'm trying to say i'm sorry and i 349 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,690 you know how hard it is for me to say 350 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,550 that because i hate women who are always 351 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:27,840 apologizing for things they have no 352 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,780 reason to apologize for but in this 353 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:33,780 particular instance i actually really 354 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,960 sorry 355 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,840 thank you actually just being a lot i 356 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,090 thought maybe this gonna be like that i 357 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:47,730 love eternity my thoughts maybe you 358 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:50,090 coming back 359 00:25:54,330 --> 00:26:00,380 Wow boy i mean wow 360 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:05,740 glad we had this little talk your 361 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:07,380 turning point 362 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,569 [#] 363 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:16,570 fuck 364 00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:25,550 beast is back cannot wait to get my 365 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,190 hands mine 366 00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:36,200 what fuck no no no no way it's that GD 367 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,570 mini man he would sniff it in Graceland 368 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:41,360 home perhaps America's finest Tarlov you 369 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:46,190 know this is 1955 Fleetwood series 16 no 370 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,550 you know what takes a real man to drive 371 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:54,760 a pink Cadillac i may get a little mom 372 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,550 second go fuck that other person how 373 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,810 could that not be personal it's like my 374 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:02,170 whole thing 375 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,870 even Tallahassee knows beggars can't be 376 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:08,210 choosers vehicles with working batteries 377 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,100 and parts are way scarce are nowadays 378 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,940 thanks to years of neglect behind Boyer 379 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:17,680 we can't be so picky anymore 380 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,980 [#] 381 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:43,600 hi 382 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,010 are we talking around a no kill animal 383 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:48,290 shelters what you think human being 384 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,880 hurry there i can't wait leave her here 385 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,420 alone 386 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:55,180 yeah we can't just leave Columbus okay 387 00:27:55,180 --> 00:28:23,150 i'm not gonna feel guilty about this i'm 388 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:26,150 trying out Blackfoot name so full Shashi 389 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:29,450 or you go back in your mouth Ridge oh i 390 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:33,880 didn't tell you we uh we met at the mall 391 00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,910 like Dawn of the Dead 392 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:41,600 as i checked as suppose to convalesce is 393 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:46,610 so sad when the Acropolis truck hey 394 00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:46,970 Madison 395 00:28:46,970 --> 00:28:48,590 can you remind me like what we first met 396 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:50,000 did you point a gun at me and steal my 397 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,710 cards no when we were met i told you you 398 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:58,430 were really smart and then i walk with 399 00:28:58,430 --> 00:28:59,080 you 400 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,130 that's right you did 401 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:12,869 [#] 402 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:20,070 [#] 403 00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:24,120 i'm more of a truly oil guy myself 404 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,840 you don't you have wheat 405 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,270 i've always wanted to smoke way too much 406 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,640 feet do i look like the type of person 407 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,300 that would have weed on me oh no i'm 408 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,170 sorry 409 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,520 yeah i just wanted to say it's nice to 410 00:29:48,520 --> 00:30:09,730 have another one yeah i think it 411 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,710 belonged to the first lady ears why i 412 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,930 think you're right it did belong to the 413 00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:17,290 first lady well i think it was given to 414 00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:18,880 the first lady but she heartlessly 415 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,660 rejected it 416 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,360 what kind of idiot would turn down a 417 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,170 ring like this maybe an idiot who didn't 418 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:30,400 want to be weighed down anchored changes 419 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,730 something 420 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,190 she knows the rules 421 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:48,930 yeah 73 are there mark no present really 422 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,010 spent a lot of time together on and 423 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:56,540 you're cute together i think 424 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:04,649 [#] 425 00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:15,960 he looked across he's so - alone 426 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,249 yeah that's what so great about it he's 427 00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:28,929 preparing man no no no way not started 428 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,999 but you know when i feel that clamps 429 00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:59,820 Oh tiny my York maybe not my New York 430 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:04,950 maybe not tiny babe she's wonderful 431 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:07,619 she's what the honey babe 432 00:32:07,619 --> 00:32:11,279 tiny but you're overreacting okay 433 00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,289 Madisons not like a real thing was just 434 00:32:13,289 --> 00:32:14,669 circumstance it was like a lack of 435 00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,799 options you could say the same thing 436 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:19,109 about us what circumstance like have 437 00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,789 options really 438 00:32:20,789 --> 00:32:22,799 you really think i are as if you do see 439 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,809 when Sony's destined to share deep 440 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,669 intellectual thought maybe earth maybe 441 00:32:26,669 --> 00:32:28,830 we don't fold it's okay because she's 442 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:35,850 not just sorry that i'm nice my sister 443 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:38,100 is missing she'd be dead for all i know 444 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,929 and you're screwing some forever21 else 445 00:32:39,929 --> 00:32:41,879 about our community fucking me i don't 446 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,440 know let me choose for this oh you 447 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,049 prefer her mate strappy sandals hmm 448 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,730 kidding you should you guys they're all 449 00:32:50,730 --> 00:32:52,710 very sarcastic yeah they're not nice 450 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:54,269 people sorry about that Madison just try 451 00:32:54,269 --> 00:32:57,840 to ignore them yeah ignores please God 452 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,499 ignore us 453 00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:43,000 don't worry pyramid you know three on 454 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,760 the bottom of the pyramid i don't give a 455 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,480 shit what you 456 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,890 [#] 457 00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:21,659 [#] 458 00:34:54,399 --> 00:35:30,670 i tell Barney pop they're not quite done 459 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,700 yet 460 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,090 this was our first 461 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:55,160 t800 change for the Terminator and 462 00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:05,180 fuckin self T hundreds were on mutated 463 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:07,220 strains Omni stronger 464 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:21,320 deadlier and target Jill they were the 465 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,180 apex predators top of the food chain 466 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,410 single-minded and relentless but their 467 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,120 namesake once they lock on to a target 468 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,580 the key hundreds stopped at nothing to 469 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,270 devour their prey 470 00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:44,880 [#] 471 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,020 l seeing that t800 first hand was all 472 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,609 the more works of knowing that little 473 00:36:53,609 --> 00:36:55,020 rock was out there with nothing but a 474 00:36:55,020 --> 00:37:16,849 hippie and a guitar i had like a weapon 475 00:37:16,849 --> 00:37:19,349 laughing because you think i'd play some 476 00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:21,510 stupid cover song no of course i wrote 477 00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,130 it and if you love that then you're 478 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:26,160 really gonna love this but it's a work 479 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,970 in progress so 480 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:40,910 [#] 481 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:48,340 [#] 482 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:54,050 buh-bye LSE travelling to Graceland 483 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:58,430 in comfort and in the class at Pawnee 484 00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:02,740 and transport and kiss 485 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,969 [#] 486 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:20,200 [#] 487 00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:27,849 did we just get shorter we take the 488 00:38:27,849 --> 00:38:31,809 client i know that is a deal-breaker no 489 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,769 fucking clowns 490 00:38:40,059 --> 00:38:44,359 the moments of great dishonor such as 491 00:38:44,359 --> 00:38:46,760 this ancient samurai warriors were 492 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,829 required to commit seppuku deploy ritual 493 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:56,410 suicide by disembowelment 494 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:18,630 [#] 495 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,850 i've always learned a startup business 496 00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:25,980 for strangers Drive strangers around in 497 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,970 their car for money 498 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,710 let's say you were really drunk and you 499 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,730 needed a ride home 500 00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:34,860 you just get online and hop right in 501 00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:36,900 with a stranger and they take you 502 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:44,580 anywhere you want to yeah that was 503 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,900 exactly what my parents taught me to 504 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,510 really if it's stranger offers you candy 505 00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:51,570 or gum get in their cars great idea if 506 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,130 they try to murder you you can have like 507 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:54,990 a quick system so you like can rate them 508 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:56,610 like if they try to murder evil if you 509 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:57,960 guys your acquaintances but if they 510 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,300 don't tell Murray you get bought you buy 511 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:03,000 one medicine i think it is a very good 512 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,420 idea 513 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,370 that's no i cannot see that going on all 514 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,800 i'm saying is the tax the industry was 515 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:15,740 very flawed okay i think i'm like hi 516 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:17,600 come on 517 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,950 mmm so used to being in the freezer all 518 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,250 the time 519 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,740 nice 520 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,260 check hey maybe she'll pull through 521 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,640 what do you mean you weren't the one who 522 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,010 always says don't take chances so what's 523 00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:06,570 good be honors personally i wouldn't 524 00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:09,690 mind but don't you guys call me selfish 525 00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:11,850 hey come on she's a living thinking 526 00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:16,110 being okay she's a living B i know you 527 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:20,430 guys are in love whatever but in two 528 00:41:20,430 --> 00:41:24,450 minutes she's gonna be coming i found me 529 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:27,000 not a velociraptor and it's the right 530 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,180 thing to do i feel love something you 531 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,460 shooting in the face so it doesn't 532 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:35,730 become a flesh-eating monster i know 533 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,830 she's making a good point 534 00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:41,220 maybe it's time for you in the brain 535 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,050 boom toaster 536 00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:48,400 [#] 537 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,199 they say when something bad happens you 538 00:41:51,199 --> 00:41:53,920 had three choices let it define you 539 00:41:53,920 --> 00:42:00,559 destroy you or strengthen you time to 540 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:23,599 teach money about the rabbits i mean we 541 00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:26,119 do yes but but i think you're a really 542 00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:28,569 great 543 00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:53,440 thanks Chris that 544 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:07,010 [#] 545 00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:10,770 i'm like i said i'm broken up about it 546 00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:17,160 but i am sorry she didn't deserve it 547 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,270 thanks man he's right that's a terrible 548 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:21,960 way to go 549 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,970 even from come on it's Madison you know 550 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,920 that is you know that okay her name is 551 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,600 Madison her name her name was Madison 552 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,580 you know she was a real person 553 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,070 okay she had little complex feelings and 554 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,440 emotions interests you know she like to 555 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,520 tell fitness and rainbows and double 556 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,300 rainbows 557 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:45,390 i'm agree it's sad okay it's obviously 558 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,610 not what i wanted what is it that you do 559 00:43:47,610 --> 00:43:49,200 want i want to find my sister 560 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:54,380 me too okay good great 561 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,979 [#] 562 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:14,429 [#] 563 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560 [#] 564 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,120 [#] 565 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:28,630 [#] 566 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:46,130 [#] 567 00:44:48,290 --> 00:44:52,469 [#] 568 00:44:56,529 --> 00:45:00,380 fucking little break in this world not 569 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:04,099 the only one that's upset just pride cry 570 00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:07,840 cry right now get away from you 571 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,309 [#] 572 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:14,230 graceland was a pile of rubble Little 573 00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:15,579 Rock was still missing and we were 574 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:17,980 unsure of our next move but sometimes 575 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,480 you just have to follow the signs 576 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,660 [#] 577 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:25,780 when Zeeland serves you ended 578 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:30,280 hey 11 o'clock 579 00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:33,380 Wow 580 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:37,449 all of them tell our 581 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:43,260 [#] 582 00:45:51,180 --> 00:46:00,819 Wow looks a hell of a lot for split up i 583 00:46:00,819 --> 00:46:02,289 should talk to her who her sister i'll 584 00:46:02,289 --> 00:46:03,099 talk to her first 585 00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:26,410 you stay here respect it's not going to 586 00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:27,819 push it i swear 587 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:37,420 yeah oh my god it's like Kenny this is 588 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:41,049 incredible it's a perfect fit i feel 589 00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,569 like i feel like Cinderella at the ball 590 00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:44,890 waiting jealous like the exact seems 591 00:46:44,890 --> 00:46:48,640 like she was always Presley here no it's 592 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,349 not like that Elvis's actual shoes 593 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:15,500 [#] 594 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:25,010 [#] 595 00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:31,800 ladies are insane 596 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,780 [#] 597 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:50,119 [#] 598 00:47:50,489 --> 00:47:53,380 start talking about you first 599 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:57,369 my name's Tom Hanson Nevada which work 600 00:47:57,369 --> 00:48:00,130 Nevada is as close as you get are you 601 00:48:00,130 --> 00:48:15,819 doing why the hell are you wearing 602 00:48:15,819 --> 00:48:21,009 Elvis's akshay shoes comfort you live 603 00:48:21,009 --> 00:48:23,949 here yeah so back to that car out front 604 00:48:23,949 --> 00:48:26,619 the girl who was driving is she gone 605 00:48:26,619 --> 00:48:28,809 seeing that closer peace lover of hers 606 00:48:28,809 --> 00:48:32,289 Berkeley Berkeley took off a few days 607 00:48:32,289 --> 00:48:34,180 ago and trust me they shouldn't have 608 00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:37,019 it's not safe out there 609 00:48:37,019 --> 00:48:39,579 we take the beach he said it was too 610 00:48:39,579 --> 00:48:48,489 establishment seriously how close i came 611 00:48:48,489 --> 00:48:56,589 to marrying you to wedding him Marie you 612 00:48:56,589 --> 00:48:57,579 know when you shoot someone cuz you 613 00:48:57,579 --> 00:49:00,160 think there is on me apparently that's 614 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,670 how Bill Murray died Wow who's Bill 615 00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:08,769 Murray ever Oh the actor that's so sad i 616 00:49:08,769 --> 00:49:10,569 don't like variety right that's so sad 617 00:49:10,569 --> 00:49:11,829 i'm so sorry if you didn't but if you 618 00:49:11,829 --> 00:49:13,630 didn't know anybody 619 00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:16,890 i don't every one of them it happened 620 00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:23,650 when i say this about Murray if i ever 621 00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:28,809 find out who did him me - okay thank you 622 00:49:28,809 --> 00:49:30,279 first the meeting second you don't 623 00:49:30,279 --> 00:49:31,779 listen to this guy he's killed more 624 00:49:31,779 --> 00:49:33,819 celebrities than cocaine the girl that 625 00:49:33,819 --> 00:49:35,650 was here before did she say where she 626 00:49:35,650 --> 00:49:36,400 was going 627 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,329 No that idiot Berkeley wouldn't shut up 628 00:49:40,329 --> 00:49:40,869 about it 629 00:49:40,869 --> 00:49:43,749 that lot is a common safety haven 630 00:49:43,749 --> 00:49:45,460 protected on all sides completely 631 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,710 passive there's no guns what violence of 632 00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:49,479 any kind a lot of young people - 633 00:49:49,479 --> 00:49:52,259 generation Z living in peace and harmony 634 00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:54,670 i don't even joke heart set on this 635 00:49:54,670 --> 00:49:57,390 Graceland 636 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,430 a very good replica the King's jungle 637 00:50:09,430 --> 00:50:11,440 room where he recorded his last two 638 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,840 albums from Elvis Presley Boulevard 639 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:21,190 Memphis Tennessee and knows every limb 640 00:50:21,190 --> 00:50:26,470 of the King has a story what's yours my 641 00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:31,560 mama took me to see a lousy attitude 642 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:36,910 music i was ten but you know when that 643 00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:38,650 was there is something for everyone yeah 644 00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:41,080 cut to later i'm in high school my buddy 645 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,450 Frank announces to you Elvis so we're in 646 00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:49,510 the library it's gonna be loud he 647 00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:51,220 convinced me he starts tapping his 648 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,730 pencil 649 00:50:58,190 --> 00:51:01,300 [#] 650 00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,750 everybody starts gathering around 651 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:07,840 clapping i jumped up on a table i finish 652 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,150 off of the flirt you ain't never gonna 653 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,550 rap you ain't no friend of mine 654 00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:15,600 [#] 655 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,970 thunderous applause up comes the cutest 656 00:51:18,970 --> 00:51:22,360 girl in the school Robert Rogers never 657 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,480 gave me the time of day she plants a 658 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,020 kiss on my cheek and food oh ho just one 659 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:35,260 i feel like okay suddenly felt a little 660 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:38,370 jealous of Robert Rogers 661 00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:48,440 my temperature 662 00:51:55,830 --> 00:52:00,060 this is bad boy Oh like those days your 663 00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:06,120 hands are Babylon no no for that cool 664 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:23,300 David one rule no guns no guns just hug 665 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:27,570 them come on you're gonna love this 666 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:29,940 place it's completely fake and entirely 667 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:32,430 more chemically so cool right we're 668 00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:41,760 gonna melt your guns over here once 669 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,190 we're done the able to get to the river 670 00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:45,880 double X yes 671 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,919 [#] 672 00:52:50,619 --> 00:52:55,509 ventolin let me show you the way 673 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:57,930 [#] 674 00:52:57,930 --> 00:53:00,989 [#] 675 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:18,659 [#] 676 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:26,239 wake up i love blue suede lately it's 677 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,779 now or never 678 00:53:27,779 --> 00:53:31,049 oh my French so you're sleeping like a 679 00:53:31,049 --> 00:53:32,740 tired 680 00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:36,200 [#] 681 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:41,410 [#] 682 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,770 this is not happening this is not 683 00:53:49,770 --> 00:53:51,480 fucking happening 684 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:57,150 hey Elvis 685 00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:58,830 just didn't expect me anything big 686 00:53:58,830 --> 00:54:02,480 parked in my driveway your driveway 687 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,460 that's right my driveway 688 00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:07,740 let's find when i'm parked in it no 689 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:11,370 one's know me to pull out well actually 690 00:54:11,370 --> 00:54:12,720 it's my driveway 691 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:18,150 hey Nevada but see when i'm in town i 692 00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:22,260 use it well i'm in town now and i'm 693 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,870 using it keep talking like this and i 694 00:54:24,870 --> 00:54:26,520 can arrange some neither of you ever 695 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,160 uses my driveway again i don't think 696 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,970 they're talking about the actual 697 00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:33,740 driveway no i don't think so 698 00:54:34,430 --> 00:54:36,900 does he kind of remind you of in it's 699 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:40,530 weird i don't like you it's um it's 700 00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,530 creepy unfair but Nick you double-parked 701 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:46,920 we're perpendicular part come we didn't 702 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,250 get a ticket 703 00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:53,190 what is going on here what what do you 704 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:55,559 mean you're talking please is he oh my 705 00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:56,150 goood 706 00:54:56,150 --> 00:55:00,420 hello everyone of what this is 707 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,130 Albuquerque my step 708 00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:07,920 hi i'm Michael oh great i see Wichita 709 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,660 and i guess you guys know anybody yes i 710 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:13,140 do easy cowboy so sorry about your ex 711 00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:16,380 car i guess as i like to say expect the 712 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:17,130 unexpected 713 00:55:17,130 --> 00:55:20,900 it's actually one of my commandments 714 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,160 command-c yeah i just sort of guidelines 715 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,739 for staying alive i've got loads of them 716 00:55:24,739 --> 00:55:26,999 interesting yeah number one is too many 717 00:55:26,999 --> 00:55:29,099 people too much that's actually that's 718 00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:30,930 so great basically spent a long time 719 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:32,789 thank you i have rules you know which is 720 00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:36,209 like lets rule without rules at the next 721 00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:39,029 cast thank you mama says quite a few 722 00:55:39,029 --> 00:55:49,589 rules number one card that's right you 723 00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:52,709 know what i don't mean to laugh it's 724 00:55:52,709 --> 00:55:55,410 just that uh cardiovascular fitness is 725 00:55:55,410 --> 00:55:58,229 his number 29 meaning he has 28 of the 726 00:55:58,229 --> 00:55:59,579 commandments that he finds more 727 00:55:59,579 --> 00:56:01,859 importantly like say what's one of your 728 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,859 great ones number 12 the world is your 729 00:56:04,859 --> 00:56:07,109 bathroom meaning i whip it out wherever 730 00:56:07,109 --> 00:56:12,539 you want wherever you want it the whip 731 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:26,069 it out parts pretty guy is obviously the 732 00:56:26,069 --> 00:56:27,869 Buriti my brother but this that's fine 733 00:56:27,869 --> 00:56:30,599 i'm Mormon again not a competition but 734 00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:34,289 come in at number 45 for me is well my 735 00:56:34,289 --> 00:56:37,640 dramatics because just because 736 00:56:47,330 --> 00:56:49,729 [#] 737 00:56:49,729 --> 00:56:52,889 sorry ziplock bags same thing different 738 00:56:52,889 --> 00:56:54,809 word yeah although i probably would shy 739 00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:56,279 away from the word ziplock just cuz i 740 00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:58,319 tried one name brands at all okay great 741 00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:01,229 so what you guys have said we've headed 742 00:57:01,229 --> 00:57:03,589 for the Rockies but the goddamn old 743 00:57:03,589 --> 00:57:06,809 bolts yeah those zombies out on the 744 00:57:06,809 --> 00:57:08,939 plains they're a lot tougher than what 745 00:57:08,939 --> 00:57:10,409 we're used to i guess it's because of 746 00:57:10,409 --> 00:57:12,119 all the running and hunting and such so 747 00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:15,209 we call them bolts isn't the same been 748 00:57:15,209 --> 00:57:17,249 pretty fuckin athletic oh yeah no that 749 00:57:17,249 --> 00:57:18,359 makes total sense we actually call them 750 00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:19,499 t800 terminator 751 00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:22,319 yes i love it really yes literally my 752 00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:23,969 favorite movie well teach it yeah it was 753 00:57:23,969 --> 00:57:25,829 my second favorite movie what's number 754 00:57:25,829 --> 00:57:31,979 one funny how the balls food sources are 755 00:57:31,979 --> 00:57:33,899 running low so they're pushin East which 756 00:57:33,899 --> 00:57:35,819 is no blame them you know what else is 757 00:57:35,819 --> 00:57:36,949 no bueno 758 00:57:36,949 --> 00:57:48,269 you murdered the Beast that one you 759 00:57:48,269 --> 00:57:50,969 start i cut off my circulation to your 760 00:57:50,969 --> 00:57:55,469 vagina your vagina you have learning he 761 00:57:55,469 --> 00:57:58,409 strikes me is the lemon drop cap you 762 00:57:58,409 --> 00:58:04,669 know something with umbrella to freely 763 00:58:04,669 --> 00:58:07,979 exercise kick that there's my partner 764 00:58:07,979 --> 00:58:10,289 you might look at Flagstaff and think 765 00:58:10,289 --> 00:58:13,099 all he's a little slight Dominion a 766 00:58:13,099 --> 00:58:16,259 feminine either but he's a real beast in 767 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,719 them yeah come on now you're being sweet 768 00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:21,619 he's sweet sweet man thank you 769 00:58:21,619 --> 00:58:49,530 you know the key sentence actually was 770 00:58:49,530 --> 00:58:51,030 elusive remember it do universe the 771 00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:53,480 first model 772 00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:03,320 [#] 773 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,030 [#] 774 00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:13,710 we brought him here will take care you 775 00:59:13,710 --> 00:59:15,810 have safe word in case things go bad and 776 00:59:15,810 --> 00:59:17,610 that's good come on flag let's show 777 00:59:17,610 --> 00:59:19,500 these fuckers hats done i'm sure he got 778 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,070 a bus 779 00:59:20,070 --> 00:59:26,970 i spelled Mesa baby turn editor he's so 780 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:29,180 cool 781 00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:30,570 [#] 782 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,920 [#] 783 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,540 nobody else fine i was too uniquely 784 00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:40,600 annoying me please no although their 785 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,660 chances in a worker 52 ok for a task 786 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,270 even the all-star team today i mean no 787 00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:53,480 cumin unbelievable job and is it me or 788 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,730 those bolts they're just getting leaner 789 00:59:55,730 --> 00:59:58,070 by the day no they're for Monday i got 790 00:59:58,070 --> 00:59:59,780 an actually shot a year that's going 791 00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:02,150 right into the scrapbook coming this to 792 01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:04,220 get a bit good one you just keep raising 793 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,960 the bar and that's why we will continue 794 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,570 to ride these highways together i'm so 795 01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:12,410 pregnant well i learned from nice work 796 01:00:12,410 --> 01:00:14,420 thank you yeah 797 01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:28,550 it's gonna be a hell of a shit oh yeah 798 01:00:28,550 --> 01:00:33,950 that's just that's just a tattoo sorry 799 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:37,070 you got a tattoo of a zombie but no it's 800 01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:39,950 just a tattoo i got one tiny burn holy 801 01:00:39,950 --> 01:00:44,480 hill all right everybody just take it 802 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,350 easy everything's fine no matter why 803 01:00:48,350 --> 01:01:03,410 don't you whip up some your signature so 804 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:06,340 we can just kind of Silla 805 01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:34,080 guys i think twice okay okay 806 01:01:57,810 --> 01:02:00,909 [#] 807 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:15,300 capice 808 01:02:25,530 --> 01:02:28,609 [#] 809 01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:56,159 [#] 810 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,610 [#] 811 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:54,820 great job sorry not the performance just 812 01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:57,480 turned in by the tail Bianchi Pisa 813 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,179 [#] 814 01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:25,270 [#] 815 01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:31,950 [#] 816 01:04:49,830 --> 01:04:52,270 telling you guys i'm trying to shitbag 817 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:56,620 as i pick it up besides she wouldn't do 818 01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:59,550 that she's not the type 819 01:05:00,450 --> 01:05:10,840 stay safe Sunshine State stay 820 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,740 dangerously 821 01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:22,950 hey no offense but my sister is still 822 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:28,680 out there the old road and i said 823 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:33,349 America you don't die as always room 824 01:05:33,349 --> 01:05:40,249 gently but best alive 825 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:43,100 okay you're back 826 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,900 suppose if you drive one of these things 827 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,600 now i'm going to just pop that puppy 828 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,260 over there 829 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,469 [#] 830 01:06:16,150 --> 01:06:18,320 [#] 831 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,320 No 832 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:38,440 you shouldn't even know that's your 833 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,620 department 834 01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:48,569 i i just can't do it 835 01:06:58,050 --> 01:07:01,050 satisfy 836 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:04,469 [#] 837 01:07:04,859 --> 01:07:07,329 teamwork always put the team first i 838 01:07:07,329 --> 01:07:10,240 definitely never you know fight stuff 839 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,319 was so great then where was the 840 01:07:13,319 --> 01:07:16,089 undeniably gorgeous but emotionally 841 01:07:16,089 --> 01:07:18,490 inaccessible for hands is City i don't 842 01:07:18,490 --> 01:07:19,869 know maybe she split because she thought 843 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,480 they had a random relationship or maybe 844 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,599 she was just about to come back under 845 01:07:25,599 --> 01:07:29,130 there and leave a old cover 846 01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:55,300 [#] 847 01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:12,990 yeah yeah i think it was the trauma 848 01:08:12,990 --> 01:08:17,069 that's trail mix 849 01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:22,750 but you thought i was run out bite you 850 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:26,700 yeah i think you might have last name 851 01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:39,310 thank you for my head i'm just used to 852 01:08:39,310 --> 01:08:42,130 live in a freezer so why not a freezer 853 01:08:42,130 --> 01:08:57,520 on you can't argue that logic sarcasm we 854 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:04,930 just move to an island right we should a 855 01:09:04,930 --> 01:09:16,840 temptation island joy to change the CD 856 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,950 or anything this is a CD plane yeah what 857 01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:25,060 is this Portishead this is port isn't it 858 01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,710 yeah you know it's my used i think it 859 01:09:26,710 --> 01:09:28,990 was called Porter shed until i went to 860 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:31,420 one of the concerts she explained yeah i 861 01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:36,460 think part of shaded right it was 862 01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:38,170 obvious to me that Wichita and i were 863 01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:40,000 meant to be together which is what 864 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,470 Madisons returned could not have been 865 01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:44,050 works timing of course i was glad she 866 01:09:44,050 --> 01:09:46,930 wasn't a zombie just gone back to her 867 01:09:46,930 --> 01:09:49,410 mall fridge 868 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:58,700 huh 869 01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:05,290 it may be your life if you hear more 870 01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,970 than the usual excitement in my voice 871 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:10,690 it's for two reasons one we may have 872 01:10:10,690 --> 01:10:12,430 caught up to little rod for real this 873 01:10:12,430 --> 01:10:15,100 time and two we may have finally found 874 01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,800 our forever home which is what i've been 875 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:47,320 looking for all along i'm not giving up 876 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,260 my guns under any circumstances here we 877 01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:50,740 go 878 01:10:50,740 --> 01:10:52,870 there's no way you're getting up to 879 01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:55,240 Babylon now you could always wait in the 880 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,420 car 881 01:10:59,060 --> 01:11:02,800 do you want to see Little Rock or not 882 01:11:16,210 --> 01:11:19,210 No 883 01:11:21,099 --> 01:11:33,610 hey hey we don't leave each other and 884 01:11:33,610 --> 01:11:36,380 maybe a pad no more notes and we're 885 01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:38,840 never ever been great just so you guys 886 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:45,260 know there's no group sex okay means 887 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:47,059 you're Columbus and that makes you 888 01:11:47,059 --> 01:11:52,119 Tallahassee Burton jerk from Berkeley 889 01:11:55,449 --> 01:11:57,380 thank you guys for coming 890 01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:59,300 let's check up on you i guess but the 891 01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:00,679 church understand these people are 892 01:12:00,679 --> 01:12:12,440 peaceful honestly i don't you don't get 893 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,030 a boat 894 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,829 haven't you ever heard of lemons 895 01:12:15,829 --> 01:12:19,550 suffering i'm in suffrage no honey 896 01:12:19,550 --> 01:12:29,300 please don't say wow you really you just 897 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:31,070 didn't waste any time did you 898 01:12:31,070 --> 01:12:33,760 well thank you 899 01:12:36,510 --> 01:12:41,630 [#] 900 01:12:41,630 --> 01:12:44,980 [#] 901 01:12:44,980 --> 01:12:48,110 [#] 902 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,960 seeing little rock safe and surrounded 903 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,210 by friends our own age 904 01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:55,590 Tallahassee realized his nest was now 905 01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:58,500 empty and he began to hear the call of 906 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,070 the Buffalo 907 01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:07,750 [#] 908 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,420 don't be so grow a glum i told you guys 909 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,400 i was leaving so what you're just gonna 910 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:18,440 split it's time gotta set out on my own 911 01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:24,139 adventures little rocks safe and bold 912 01:13:24,139 --> 01:13:28,219 one's gotta hide it's raining up the 913 01:13:28,219 --> 01:13:34,250 directions the destination west West is 914 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,010 that way 915 01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:38,860 yeah anyway like the title of a great 916 01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:41,970 Phil Collins song if you love somebody 917 01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:45,340 set up in print each other again pretty 918 01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:57,400 sure with not much for goodbyes so just 919 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,230 just don't see the big thing keep your 920 01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:01,810 pitch dry oh okay that didn't see that 921 01:14:01,810 --> 01:14:04,380 coming right 922 01:14:09,610 --> 01:14:11,949 Hey 923 01:14:11,949 --> 01:14:16,449 don't do nothing i would not do you get 924 01:14:16,449 --> 01:14:22,630 upset okay anyway 925 01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,300 you'll miss you guys 926 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,470 [#] 927 01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:41,750 [#] 928 01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:46,979 [#] 929 01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:52,580 give me a home with a buffalo Ruhlman 930 01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:57,230 deer and the Antelope play where seldom 931 01:14:57,230 --> 01:15:01,460 is heard a discouraging word and the 932 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,090 skies and i 933 01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:06,159 [#] 934 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:14,340 [#] 935 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:37,439 [#] 936 01:15:46,540 --> 01:16:29,989 yes question all the weapons your ass 937 01:16:29,989 --> 01:16:31,099 little transcriber 938 01:16:31,099 --> 01:16:33,800 listen Orly i don't think that's gonna 939 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,489 work out 940 01:16:34,489 --> 01:16:36,619 even twelve-year-olds know who Bob Dylan 941 01:16:36,619 --> 01:16:47,360 is you fucking closer okay you must not 942 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,230 had a fight 943 01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:53,090 sure poverty sexism social injustice we 944 01:16:53,090 --> 01:16:56,449 could try running i'm done running what 945 01:16:56,449 --> 01:16:59,889 good is a moment you can't stay in it 946 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,519 you're gonna make me cry right 947 01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:07,639 okay do it now from where i stand 948 01:17:07,639 --> 01:17:09,320 there's only one thing we can do good 949 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:18,050 sex right no well fight it you'll be the 950 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:20,109 first to die but i like your enthusiasm 951 01:17:20,109 --> 01:17:22,519 you might die thank you for your 952 01:17:22,519 --> 01:17:31,010 sacrifice they outnumber us 100 times 953 01:17:31,010 --> 01:17:34,280 but thank God we do yes we don't have 954 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,699 guns what we do add is heart brains and 955 01:17:37,699 --> 01:17:40,579 bio diesel we're gonna like these 956 01:17:40,579 --> 01:17:42,579 zombies up like it's the 4th of July 957 01:17:42,579 --> 01:17:46,489 then we hit the stragglers what we do is 958 01:17:46,489 --> 01:17:56,409 we form a gauntlet this is gonna work 959 01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:20,470 [#] 960 01:18:26,150 --> 01:18:29,270 [#] 961 01:18:40,930 --> 01:18:43,420 that's gonna work 962 01:18:43,420 --> 01:18:48,429 [#] 963 01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:53,410 metaphors Jenna Leonie in line 964 01:18:53,410 --> 01:18:56,900 let's kick some pigs just because it 965 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:57,890 rhymes doesn't make it a great 966 01:18:57,890 --> 01:19:00,440 catchphrase turn problem i don't know 967 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:06,580 anything what it right here we go 968 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:27,350 [#] 969 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,949 [#] 970 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:42,479 [#] 971 01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:51,049 [#] 972 01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:03,260 [#] 973 01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:23,520 whoa 974 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:28,090 now when we an idea time to go 975 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:31,239 [#] 976 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,240 okay 977 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,180 would those be considered better 978 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:52,780 struggles 979 01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:04,119 [#] 980 01:21:07,130 --> 01:21:10,209 [#] 981 01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:24,670 [#] 982 01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:37,660 [#] 983 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,960 oh my god they're gonna die 984 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:48,529 [#] 985 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,910 [#] 986 01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,210 [#] 987 01:22:16,210 --> 01:22:18,460 you're right 988 01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:22,770 [#] 989 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:26,310 [#] 990 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,500 [#] 991 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:33,480 pussy - nothing fresh 992 01:22:40,469 --> 01:22:43,430 enjoyable 993 01:22:54,460 --> 01:22:56,650 okay can you just pull over so i can get 994 01:22:56,650 --> 01:23:00,300 my selfies be more comfortable 995 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,850 [#] 996 01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:16,529 [#] 997 01:23:34,350 --> 01:23:37,589 [#] 998 01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:52,780 [#] 999 01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:56,260 [#] 1000 01:24:37,950 --> 01:24:41,040 [#] 1001 01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:58,739 [#] 1002 01:24:58,739 --> 01:25:00,810 you can't break the history of 1003 01:25:00,810 --> 01:25:03,030 Zombieland without telling the story of 1004 01:25:03,030 --> 01:25:06,570 one momentous day the day one free man 1005 01:25:06,570 --> 01:25:08,880 made the ultimate sacrifice and pay 1006 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,890 respect for the Blackfoot ancestors he 1007 01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:14,810 may or may not have had 1008 01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:18,080 the day he led the first the last the 1009 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,530 omen great American zombie jumpin 1010 01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:24,630 [#] 1011 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:55,200 century only one problem 1012 01:25:56,590 --> 01:26:01,430 [#] 1013 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:33,180 [#] 1014 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,210 [#] 1015 01:26:40,210 --> 01:27:36,090 oh yes yes Oh 1016 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:39,210 yes yes 1017 01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:44,990 yes yes yes really 1018 01:27:45,909 --> 01:27:48,850 with what changed your mind Zombieland 1019 01:27:48,850 --> 01:27:51,929 they're not were meant to be together 1020 01:27:53,750 --> 01:28:07,730 so basically that means thank you okay 1021 01:28:07,730 --> 01:28:10,210 are you ready 1022 01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:19,090 okay okay yes here we go 1023 01:28:19,090 --> 01:28:29,310 [#] 1024 01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:36,080 i see that hello fellow spit fuck DeLeon 1025 01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:39,050 it's a good thing you didn't die didn't 1026 01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:42,410 watch that guy 1027 01:28:42,540 --> 01:28:48,490 what Washoe County Nevada you know it 1028 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,090 was again 1029 01:28:51,930 --> 01:28:55,039 [#] 1030 01:29:03,090 --> 01:29:05,810 [#] 1031 01:29:05,810 --> 01:29:06,600 [#] 1032 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,780 [#] 1033 01:29:08,780 --> 01:29:13,849 however our work here is down 1034 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:40,709 [#] 1035 01:29:41,010 --> 01:29:47,080 Delta 1955 Fleetwood series 60 every 1036 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,600 hair on my body feels like a little 1037 01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:56,739 wagon where - mmm how about oh oh yes 1038 01:29:56,739 --> 01:29:58,980 good idea 1039 01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:01,360 where's No 1040 01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:05,680 i think we're already there because if 1041 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,970 our adventurers had taught us about 1042 01:30:06,970 --> 01:30:10,390 anything it was home Wichita didn't need 1043 01:30:10,390 --> 01:30:12,490 to be afraid of it i didn't need to keep 1044 01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:14,980 looking for it his home isn't a place 1045 01:30:14,980 --> 01:30:17,890 it's the people you're with i guess 1046 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,030 that's why they're called your homies 1047 01:30:19,030 --> 01:30:21,180 and my homies are pretty fucking awesome 1048 01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:24,130 so until next time this is Columbus Ohio 1049 01:30:24,130 --> 01:30:27,220 on behalf of Wichita Little Rock Reno 1050 01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:29,980 and Tallahassee saying hasta la vista 1051 01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:34,950 baby that one's really flies that 1052 01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:51,020 [#] 1053 01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:56,330 okay yes one more thing i'm still 1054 01:30:56,330 --> 01:30:57,530 actually feeling a little guilty about 1055 01:30:57,530 --> 01:31:00,320 what Nevada said you know about marrying 1056 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:02,540 a certain you-know-who yeah my dad i 1057 01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:03,680 blew a hole through the finest comic 1058 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,870 actor of our generation but i would love 1059 01:31:05,870 --> 01:31:07,850 to make it up to you to all of you and 1060 01:31:07,850 --> 01:31:23,750 for that we gotta go back to 2009 the 1061 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:26,360 idea of a trilogy was something as an 1062 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:28,540 artist you think the great ones 1063 01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:33,320 Godfather and lethal weapon but the 1064 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:36,140 question feast why in the world country 1065 01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:39,020 three can this be just between us yes 1066 01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:42,530 drugs costs money and upstairs an actor 1067 01:31:42,530 --> 01:31:44,720 how many of your nine wives do you think 1068 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,440 you have left 1069 01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:47,300 whoa well i've got three of these three 1070 01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:51,110 Garfield's so that's six the essence of 1071 01:31:51,110 --> 01:31:54,890 Garfield i think right is the hair ball 1072 01:31:54,890 --> 01:31:57,440 so then i say i had a feeling this would 1073 01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,150 come up then what do you mean now when i 1074 01:31:59,150 --> 01:32:03,230 paid him you don't want anything ever 1075 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:04,550 really went just those two get it out of 1076 01:32:04,550 --> 01:32:06,890 way no can you try it it could give you 1077 01:32:06,890 --> 01:32:10,270 a little hair Bolton come on 1078 01:32:35,670 --> 01:32:41,780 [#] 1079 01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:19,010 [#] 1080 01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:38,500 hi 1081 01:33:47,099 --> 01:33:51,170 i think 1082 01:33:51,540 --> 01:34:17,329 [#] 1083 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,679 [#] 1084 01:34:28,660 --> 01:34:35,450 [#] 1085 01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:42,640 [#] 1086 01:34:52,960 --> 01:35:01,479 [#] 1087 01:35:08,650 --> 01:35:11,870 [#] 1088 01:35:21,850 --> 01:35:36,439 [#] 1089 01:35:39,530 --> 01:35:55,880 [#] 1090 01:35:58,190 --> 01:36:30,800 [#] 1091 01:36:33,450 --> 01:36:38,759 [#] 1092 01:36:41,180 --> 01:36:44,640 [#] 1093 01:36:48,490 --> 01:36:59,810 [#] 1094 01:37:11,290 --> 01:37:21,699 [#] 1095 01:37:28,870 --> 01:37:40,420 [#] 1096 01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:59,380 [#] 1097 01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:20,600 [#] 1098 01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:22,829 Oh 71674

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