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welcome to zombie land back for seconds

after all this time well what can i say

but thank you a lot of choices when it

comes to zombie entertainment and we

appreciate you picking us so you know

how Eskimos kind of a bunch of words for

so a coupe takes our pocket gimmick

stupid well the only reason we've

survived the last several years is that

we've gotten to know work what there's

the enemy's better than we know

ourselves in the time since we last saw

you

zombies have evolved so we've given them

different names this lady here is

getting chased by the dumbest see there

is what we call a former

and world without YouTube it was an

entertained by the homework

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unfortunately for every comer

there's a Hawking as its season may be

slightly less accomplished mr. Beatrix

so that's a brain what the figure stood

open

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let her girl okay last one / what was that?

okay all right well this time let's play

name that Sami silent deadly first thing

you hear is your own screen you can

imagine how thrilled we're gonna crack

the zombie code but life is about more

than just survival ever since we were

evicted from our normal lives i've been

searching for a place to put down roots

well pal Tallahassee has the same go big

or go home i'm inside his signature

phrase but it did give me an idea why

not go be

and go home

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a out to the mother fucking cheese / there

are worse places to hang your hat / Casablanca / wait,,,

why does he get to be President

well i think i would have made a damn

fine president just a few and shipped a

few babies / you would have brought a real

dignity to the office thank you

you don't have what it takes i'll be

President by that and i Nam named winner

office by VP / so that means i get to be

President did you get killed by zombies

that wasn't what i was thinking when i

offered you the position technically yes

i have this enjoying a lot of things

which is what we spent a lot of time

doing in those early days at the White

House and it was a really special time

making a house our home

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Wichita and i had fallen into our own

version of domestic bliss

well not quite bliss but elasticity to

be shortened / today's blend again / oh it

did not fall off i took it off it's / so,,,

creepy he just stares innocently that

stare emancipated the slaves okay and in

a civil war we should be grateful he's

talking out / do you remember what

happened the last time you took a hold

of you i'm never gonna find a boyfriend

or get married

ha family where are you family three in

bed / little rock had a strong desire to

leave the nest and let's just say

Tallahassee wasn't the most

understanding father figure bedrock but

for better or worse we were a family and

for the first time since the virus we

were living somewhere truly safe making

every day feel like well like Christmas

morning say what would you like for

Christmas

opponent / no i'd actually really like you

to stop calling me little girl

well technically you are little and good

well i think i'm not a little girl Santa

but do you know what i would like i

would do but not to sound too

sentimental but those days at 1600

Pennsylvania Avenue

may have been the best days of my life

and that's counting crazy, wails oh my

god

no first edition token and you revenant

there's my name right there roaring this

perfectly preserved paper

thank you send yours - thank you so much

touchy

hey you know i couldn't find any

wrapping paper but don't worry about

just tear it open that matters only task

these are fat as president so there's

actually quite a lot of leftover a few

need some wrapping paper understand

again / that's what i wanted another gun

the Kings England Denmark there's only

one King Elvis Aaron fucking Presley the

greatest who ever lived

the king of change he gave this gun to

Nixon when he visited the White House

and i have give it to you like the movie

yeah he said shoot that Colt his

backyard king's palace memphis tennessee

about a hundred times / we're gonna go,,

there together / actually video shoot this

right now yeah

some deeds down by the reflecting pool

Oh

it's Christmas / fucking Christmas / little rock was on the

hunt alright for people who are on age

and the thing is they were out there we

just made it a point to keep our

distance which would kind of suck if you

were the one stuck in the nest god this

is really terrifying but totally

unrealistic i shall be fine first you

didn't remind me so much of me right i

wasn't gonna do this now look what we

say that what i did too safe and i know

even like a bit of a rut lately

so i thought what better way to spice

things up and to

getting married / yeah i think i was gonna

say get married / the Hope Diamond / i don't

know well i certainly hope it is i want

you to be Miss Ohio or it is like this

is so unfair / you know how i feel about

this well they talked about this might

limited but absurdly painful experience

married people only do one thing what if

i get divorced i don't see us going that

route i mean where we find a lawyers i

don't know what to say oh don't say

anything yet okay this is my phone you

know i put you on the spot just think

about it and let me know whenever you're

ready everything will work out it's

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hey truck it looks much eggnog last

night

bad news / bad news, well you know what

cancels out the bad news good news today

is the baby at Wichita / says adios mm-hmm

dear cetea we feel like total shit about

leaving sorry couldn't notice wnl honor

well yeah i'm not good at notes is a

pretty huge understatement / you know easy

to take this be savory dark oh you

shouldn't get so attached never get

attached remember that's the problem of

Columbus you've got to attend / well,

these Tallahassee and phrases like ever

but you're so lucky you know

have you seen him here some q-tips his

bank our team hi

which italian hit me like a shotgun

blast so after weeks of feeling sorry

for myself i felt a little retail

therapy might help get her off my mind

it's not like i immediately wanted to

start like the wedding planning or

anything i'm not crazy and ones getting

married in the winter anyway in the

spring sure / okay give me one more day to

move around and then you get the fuck

outta this hole find a hole my need of

yours is made us strong and by us i mean

you ty time we've done up and hit the

road again if i we i mean me that's

where i do all my own

it won't do this tag along in one day

never coming back

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absolutely shudder alcohols you're done

he like came to life and is

zombie-killing a year like a junkie in

search of a higher high Tallahassee is

no longer happy with some beach on the

beach which if you're keeping score just

went to date sanderman at Riverside you

may want to send the note does for this

one / you death Zombie

congratulations Dave / but i've never told

you this before in fact i never told

anybody but i have Native American blood

coursing through my veins / right now?

right now Blackfoot indian to be exact

Frias men in history mid eighteen

hundreds roamed the plains no houses no

walls no possessions no Chiefs to report

to no wives to listen to they listened

to the call Buffalo and they hunted

those Buffalo by hurry oh great

Buffalo jump oh i don't know why i never

told anyone about my Blackfoot blood

before i guess secret honestly you're

the first pale face i have trusted

because you've always been there for me

yeah you really listen / unless you're in,,,

a 4d theater there is no way i can

communicate how bad zealand smells which

is why i like candle so much today maybe

a frosty gingerbread or a Bahama Breeze

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no i don't even eat meat i'm a

vegetarian vegan actually sorry

i'm sorry this is telling us er this is

message your dad what you should say

slightly order better looking friend

yeah no paul Blart i live in the freezer

and Pinkberry mm-hmm it keeps the

zombies up though it is awfully jelly

you ever consider turning it off / Goodman

is live like anywhere just hoping the

electricity would run out

i know it's amazing as long as it keeps

raining the dams keep giving us power

you know / brain power / i feel like you're

being super touchy like i'm getting a

real auntie me vibe yo are you oh my god

there it was okay

i'm like really good at surviving i hear

you kind of music me everywhere i go

then i can run really really really

really really fast like hot yoga and

cycle are you / sorry i do a lot of cardio

- it's actually my number one rule which

is so dorky but i have like a i'd like a

list of rules for surviving zombie land

you have a list of rules for finding

something / actually - just mostly stay in

the freezer / oh you know we're we

actually said can't Blake down the road

at the White House / oh my god / would you

want to come and like hang out / well

number two is i murdered okay yeah i i

know what you're thinking

she's like absolutely not my type but

after Wichita broke my heart i was just

excited to talk to somebody who smelled

like a candle and not whiskey and

gunpowder

which actually brings me to rule number

53 but you found someone so smart to

take care of you yeah most people your

age they get left all by themselves and

i can be yeah you still alive because

some of these frames and she ain't got

any all right it doesn't matter because

i'm in the yes Oh Oh makin bedrooms and

this movie they're not linking

everything do you think that i'm ready

yes you're very pretty like girl an

apartment for our sex pretty um i just

thought i feel kind of guilty because if

he says

look i've been alone in a freezer for

years so either we're doing this right

now or i'm fighting the ball and i'm

doing the old guy definitely not

shutting up

sorry it's Washington's old flintlock

so if two pointy i didn't know from the

Emperor of Japan to shake strange noise

yeah hear strange noises - oh yeah that

was outstanding sex

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Ariana oh my god / oh yeah i'm not staying

i just came to get some weapons

Hey one o'clock in the morning yeah

after a month listening / little rocks

Colin

it was great they felt so good to be on

the movement / yeah we've been having like

a really good time here together / we

picked someone new just a boy he's a

couple years older than the Little Rock

and yeah he's from Berkeley / Berkeley

Berkeley

yes Burke fucking Lee fuck up right now

i know what you're about to tell me

she's dating a musician / hey come on

you're like overreacting but he's like a

little bit / yeah yeah - i could be

overreacting i'm sorry okay you go ahead

and he's a pacifist he has survived on a

strict policy of conflict avoidance like

Gandhi

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you have a beautiful boy

oh thank you very much thank you

hey have you ever heard of this place on

Graceland Elvis was a fraud here about

the black men who i just always wanted

to go there yeah we do

Chris that would be cool yeah i was

adamant it was a dumb idea so i did what

i never did with her i told her no and

you can probably guess what happened

next

she left a note and then she hit the

road does anyone else get that irony in

that

so worried you guys so they're traveling

all that way and all they have is a

fucking guitar yeah with no intention of

ever swinging at anything you know

because he's a head must be killing it

something going on out there

art-lete told us about this new kind of

zombie that's stronger faster and

deadlier better adapted to the hunt i'm

sorry - that sounds totally made up i

mean if you want us to come with you

just like honestly i just came back you

mean well but you're kind of overbearing

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yeah she's not a kid but i don't know it

sounds like she exists you think

whatever we're gonna go get her we're at

your door what's she saying i'm going my

own way so

now goodbye just like a yeah i'm

terrible at now a note yeah i don't you

mention that i might have overreacted a

little bit

that was all kind of spooked me you know

what i'm trying to say i'm sorry and i

you know how hard it is for me to say

that because i hate women who are always

apologizing for things they have no

reason to apologize for but in this

particular instance i actually really

sorry

thank you actually just being a lot i

thought maybe this gonna be like that i

love eternity my thoughts maybe you

coming back

Wow boy i mean wow

glad we had this little talk your

turning point

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fuck

beast is back cannot wait to get my

hands mine

what fuck no no no no way it's that GD

mini man he would sniff it in Graceland

home perhaps America's finest Tarlov you

know this is 1955 Fleetwood series 16 no

you know what takes a real man to drive

a pink Cadillac i may get a little mom

second go fuck that other person how

could that not be personal it's like my

whole thing

even Tallahassee knows beggars can't be

choosers vehicles with working batteries

and parts are way scarce are nowadays

thanks to years of neglect behind Boyer

we can't be so picky anymore

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hi

are we talking around a no kill animal

shelters what you think human being

hurry there i can't wait leave her here

alone

yeah we can't just leave Columbus okay

i'm not gonna feel guilty about this i'm

trying out Blackfoot name so full Shashi

or you go back in your mouth Ridge oh i

didn't tell you we uh we met at the mall

like Dawn of the Dead

as i checked as suppose to convalesce is

so sad when the Acropolis truck hey

Madison

can you remind me like what we first met

did you point a gun at me and steal my

cards no when we were met i told you you

were really smart and then i walk with

you

that's right you did

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i'm more of a truly oil guy myself

you don't you have wheat

i've always wanted to smoke way too much

feet do i look like the type of person

that would have weed on me oh no i'm

sorry

yeah i just wanted to say it's nice to

have another one yeah i think it

belonged to the first lady ears why i

think you're right it did belong to the

first lady well i think it was given to

the first lady but she heartlessly

rejected it

what kind of idiot would turn down a

ring like this maybe an idiot who didn't

want to be weighed down anchored changes

something

she knows the rules

yeah 73 are there mark no present really

spent a lot of time together on and

you're cute together i think

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he looked across he's so - alone

yeah that's what so great about it he's

preparing man no no no way not started

but you know when i feel that clamps

Oh tiny my York maybe not my New York

maybe not tiny babe she's wonderful

she's what the honey babe

tiny but you're overreacting okay

Madisons not like a real thing was just

circumstance it was like a lack of

options you could say the same thing

about us what circumstance like have

options really

you really think i are as if you do see

when Sony's destined to share deep

intellectual thought maybe earth maybe

we don't fold it's okay because she's

not just sorry that i'm nice my sister

is missing she'd be dead for all i know

and you're screwing some forever21 else

about our community fucking me i don't

know let me choose for this oh you

prefer her mate strappy sandals hmm

kidding you should you guys they're all

very sarcastic yeah they're not nice

people sorry about that Madison just try

to ignore them yeah ignores please God

ignore us

don't worry pyramid you know three on

the bottom of the pyramid i don't give a

shit what you

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i tell Barney pop they're not quite done

yet

this was our first

t800 change for the Terminator and

fuckin self T hundreds were on mutated

strains Omni stronger

deadlier and target Jill they were the

apex predators top of the food chain

single-minded and relentless but their

namesake once they lock on to a target

the key hundreds stopped at nothing to

devour their prey

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l seeing that t800 first hand was all

the more works of knowing that little

rock was out there with nothing but a

hippie and a guitar i had like a weapon

laughing because you think i'd play some

stupid cover song no of course i wrote

it and if you love that then you're

really gonna love this but it's a work

in progress so

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buh-bye LSE travelling to Graceland

in comfort and in the class at Pawnee

and transport and kiss

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did we just get shorter we take the

client i know that is a deal-breaker no

fucking clowns

the moments of great dishonor such as

this ancient samurai warriors were

required to commit seppuku deploy ritual

suicide by disembowelment

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i've always learned a startup business

for strangers Drive strangers around in

their car for money

let's say you were really drunk and you

needed a ride home

you just get online and hop right in

with a stranger and they take you

anywhere you want to yeah that was

exactly what my parents taught me to

really if it's stranger offers you candy

or gum get in their cars great idea if

they try to murder you you can have like

a quick system so you like can rate them

like if they try to murder evil if you

guys your acquaintances but if they

don't tell Murray you get bought you buy

one medicine i think it is a very good

idea

that's no i cannot see that going on all

i'm saying is the tax the industry was

very flawed okay i think i'm like hi

come on

mmm so used to being in the freezer all

the time

nice

check hey maybe she'll pull through

what do you mean you weren't the one who

always says don't take chances so what's

good be honors personally i wouldn't

mind but don't you guys call me selfish

hey come on she's a living thinking

being okay she's a living B i know you

guys are in love whatever but in two

minutes she's gonna be coming i found me

not a velociraptor and it's the right

thing to do i feel love something you

shooting in the face so it doesn't

become a flesh-eating monster i know

she's making a good point

maybe it's time for you in the brain

boom toaster

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they say when something bad happens you

had three choices let it define you

destroy you or strengthen you time to

teach money about the rabbits i mean we

do yes but but i think you're a really

great

thanks Chris that

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i'm like i said i'm broken up about it

but i am sorry she didn't deserve it

thanks man he's right that's a terrible

way to go

even from come on it's Madison you know

that is you know that okay her name is

Madison her name her name was Madison

you know she was a real person

okay she had little complex feelings and

emotions interests you know she like to

tell fitness and rainbows and double

rainbows

i'm agree it's sad okay it's obviously

not what i wanted what is it that you do

want i want to find my sister

me too okay good great

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fucking little break in this world not

the only one that's upset just pride cry

cry right now get away from you

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graceland was a pile of rubble Little

Rock was still missing and we were

unsure of our next move but sometimes

you just have to follow the signs

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when Zeeland serves you ended

hey 11 o'clock

Wow

all of them tell our

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Wow looks a hell of a lot for split up i

should talk to her who her sister i'll

talk to her first

you stay here respect it's not going to

push it i swear

yeah oh my god it's like Kenny this is

incredible it's a perfect fit i feel

like i feel like Cinderella at the ball

waiting jealous like the exact seems

like she was always Presley here no it's

not like that Elvis's actual shoes

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ladies are insane

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start talking about you first

my name's Tom Hanson Nevada which work

Nevada is as close as you get are you

doing why the hell are you wearing

Elvis's akshay shoes comfort you live

here yeah so back to that car out front

the girl who was driving is she gone

seeing that closer peace lover of hers

Berkeley Berkeley took off a few days

ago and trust me they shouldn't have

it's not safe out there

we take the beach he said it was too

establishment seriously how close i came

to marrying you to wedding him Marie you

know when you shoot someone cuz you

think there is on me apparently that's

how Bill Murray died Wow who's Bill

Murray ever Oh the actor that's so sad i

don't like variety right that's so sad

i'm so sorry if you didn't but if you

didn't know anybody

i don't every one of them it happened

when i say this about Murray if i ever

find out who did him me - okay thank you

first the meeting second you don't

listen to this guy he's killed more

celebrities than cocaine the girl that

was here before did she say where she

was going

No that idiot Berkeley wouldn't shut up

about it

that lot is a common safety haven

protected on all sides completely

passive there's no guns what violence of

any kind a lot of young people -

generation Z living in peace and harmony

i don't even joke heart set on this

Graceland

a very good replica the King's jungle

room where he recorded his last two

albums from Elvis Presley Boulevard

Memphis Tennessee and knows every limb

of the King has a story what's yours my

mama took me to see a lousy attitude

music i was ten but you know when that

was there is something for everyone yeah

cut to later i'm in high school my buddy

Frank announces to you Elvis so we're in

the library it's gonna be loud he

convinced me he starts tapping his

pencil

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everybody starts gathering around

clapping i jumped up on a table i finish

off of the flirt you ain't never gonna

rap you ain't no friend of mine

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thunderous applause up comes the cutest

girl in the school Robert Rogers never

gave me the time of day she plants a

kiss on my cheek and food oh ho just one

i feel like okay suddenly felt a little

jealous of Robert Rogers

my temperature

this is bad boy Oh like those days your

hands are Babylon no no for that cool

David one rule no guns no guns just hug

them come on you're gonna love this

place it's completely fake and entirely

more chemically so cool right we're

gonna melt your guns over here once

we're done the able to get to the river

double X yes

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ventolin let me show you the way

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wake up i love blue suede lately it's

now or never

oh my French so you're sleeping like a

tired

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this is not happening this is not

fucking happening

hey Elvis

just didn't expect me anything big

parked in my driveway your driveway

that's right my driveway

let's find when i'm parked in it no

one's know me to pull out well actually

it's my driveway

hey Nevada but see when i'm in town i

use it well i'm in town now and i'm

using it keep talking like this and i

can arrange some neither of you ever

uses my driveway again i don't think

they're talking about the actual

driveway no i don't think so

does he kind of remind you of in it's

weird i don't like you it's um it's

creepy unfair but Nick you double-parked

we're perpendicular part come we didn't

get a ticket

what is going on here what what do you

mean you're talking please is he oh my

goood

hello everyone of what this is

Albuquerque my step

hi i'm Michael oh great i see Wichita

and i guess you guys know anybody yes i

do easy cowboy so sorry about your ex

car i guess as i like to say expect the

unexpected

it's actually one of my commandments

command-c yeah i just sort of guidelines

for staying alive i've got loads of them

interesting yeah number one is too many

people too much that's actually that's

so great basically spent a long time

thank you i have rules you know which is

like lets rule without rules at the next

cast thank you mama says quite a few

rules number one card that's right you

know what i don't mean to laugh it's

just that uh cardiovascular fitness is

his number 29 meaning he has 28 of the

commandments that he finds more

importantly like say what's one of your

great ones number 12 the world is your

bathroom meaning i whip it out wherever

you want wherever you want it the whip

it out parts pretty guy is obviously the

Buriti my brother but this that's fine

i'm Mormon again not a competition but

come in at number 45 for me is well my

dramatics because just because

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sorry ziplock bags same thing different

word yeah although i probably would shy

away from the word ziplock just cuz i

tried one name brands at all okay great

so what you guys have said we've headed

for the Rockies but the goddamn old

bolts yeah those zombies out on the

plains they're a lot tougher than what

we're used to i guess it's because of

all the running and hunting and such so

we call them bolts isn't the same been

pretty fuckin athletic oh yeah no that

makes total sense we actually call them

t800 terminator

yes i love it really yes literally my

favorite movie well teach it yeah it was

my second favorite movie what's number

one funny how the balls food sources are

running low so they're pushin East which

is no blame them you know what else is

no bueno

you murdered the Beast that one you

start i cut off my circulation to your

vagina your vagina you have learning he

strikes me is the lemon drop cap you

know something with umbrella to freely

exercise kick that there's my partner

you might look at Flagstaff and think

all he's a little slight Dominion a

feminine either but he's a real beast in

them yeah come on now you're being sweet

he's sweet sweet man thank you

you know the key sentence actually was

elusive remember it do universe the

first model

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we brought him here will take care you

have safe word in case things go bad and

that's good come on flag let's show

these fuckers hats done i'm sure he got

a bus

i spelled Mesa baby turn editor he's so

cool

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nobody else fine i was too uniquely

annoying me please no although their

chances in a worker 52 ok for a task

even the all-star team today i mean no

cumin unbelievable job and is it me or

those bolts they're just getting leaner

by the day no they're for Monday i got

an actually shot a year that's going

right into the scrapbook coming this to

get a bit good one you just keep raising

the bar and that's why we will continue

to ride these highways together i'm so

pregnant well i learned from nice work

thank you yeah

it's gonna be a hell of a shit oh yeah

that's just that's just a tattoo sorry

you got a tattoo of a zombie but no it's

just a tattoo i got one tiny burn holy

hill all right everybody just take it

easy everything's fine no matter why

don't you whip up some your signature so

we can just kind of Silla

guys i think twice okay okay

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great job sorry not the performance just

turned in by the tail Bianchi Pisa

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telling you guys i'm trying to shitbag

as i pick it up besides she wouldn't do

that she's not the type

stay safe Sunshine State stay

dangerously

hey no offense but my sister is still

out there the old road and i said

America you don't die as always room

gently but best alive

okay you're back

suppose if you drive one of these things

now i'm going to just pop that puppy

over there

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No

you shouldn't even know that's your

department

i i just can't do it

satisfy

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teamwork always put the team first i

definitely never you know fight stuff

was so great then where was the

undeniably gorgeous but emotionally

inaccessible for hands is City i don't

know maybe she split because she thought

they had a random relationship or maybe

she was just about to come back under

there and leave a old cover

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yeah yeah i think it was the trauma

that's trail mix

but you thought i was run out bite you

yeah i think you might have last name

thank you for my head i'm just used to

live in a freezer so why not a freezer

on you can't argue that logic sarcasm we

just move to an island right we should a

temptation island joy to change the CD

or anything this is a CD plane yeah what

is this Portishead this is port isn't it

yeah you know it's my used i think it

was called Porter shed until i went to

one of the concerts she explained yeah i

think part of shaded right it was

obvious to me that Wichita and i were

meant to be together which is what

Madisons returned could not have been

works timing of course i was glad she

wasn't a zombie just gone back to her

mall fridge

huh

it may be your life if you hear more

than the usual excitement in my voice

it's for two reasons one we may have

caught up to little rod for real this

time and two we may have finally found

our forever home which is what i've been

looking for all along i'm not giving up

my guns under any circumstances here we

go

there's no way you're getting up to

Babylon now you could always wait in the

car

do you want to see Little Rock or not

No

hey hey we don't leave each other and

maybe a pad no more notes and we're

never ever been great just so you guys

know there's no group sex okay means

you're Columbus and that makes you

Tallahassee Burton jerk from Berkeley

thank you guys for coming

let's check up on you i guess but the

church understand these people are

peaceful honestly i don't you don't get

a boat

haven't you ever heard of lemons

suffering i'm in suffrage no honey

please don't say wow you really you just

didn't waste any time did you

well thank you

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seeing little rock safe and surrounded

by friends our own age

Tallahassee realized his nest was now

empty and he began to hear the call of

the Buffalo

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don't be so grow a glum i told you guys

i was leaving so what you're just gonna

split it's time gotta set out on my own

adventures little rocks safe and bold

one's gotta hide it's raining up the

directions the destination west West is

that way

yeah anyway like the title of a great

Phil Collins song if you love somebody

set up in print each other again pretty

sure with not much for goodbyes so just

just don't see the big thing keep your

pitch dry oh okay that didn't see that

coming right

Hey

don't do nothing i would not do you get

upset okay anyway

you'll miss you guys

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give me a home with a buffalo Ruhlman

deer and the Antelope play where seldom

is heard a discouraging word and the

skies and i

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yes question all the weapons your ass

little transcriber

listen Orly i don't think that's gonna

work out

even twelve-year-olds know who Bob Dylan

is you fucking closer okay you must not

had a fight

sure poverty sexism social injustice we

could try running i'm done running what

good is a moment you can't stay in it

you're gonna make me cry right

okay do it now from where i stand

there's only one thing we can do good

sex right no well fight it you'll be the

first to die but i like your enthusiasm

you might die thank you for your

sacrifice they outnumber us 100 times

but thank God we do yes we don't have

guns what we do add is heart brains and

bio diesel we're gonna like these

zombies up like it's the 4th of July

then we hit the stragglers what we do is

we form a gauntlet this is gonna work

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that's gonna work

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metaphors Jenna Leonie in line

let's kick some pigs just because it

rhymes doesn't make it a great

catchphrase turn problem i don't know

anything what it right here we go

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whoa

now when we an idea time to go

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okay

would those be considered better

struggles

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oh my god they're gonna die

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you're right

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pussy - nothing fresh

enjoyable

okay can you just pull over so i can get

my selfies be more comfortable

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you can't break the history of

Zombieland without telling the story of

one momentous day the day one free man

made the ultimate sacrifice and pay

respect for the Blackfoot ancestors he

may or may not have had

the day he led the first the last the

omen great American zombie jumpin

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century only one problem

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oh yes yes Oh

yes yes

yes yes yes really

with what changed your mind Zombieland

they're not were meant to be together

so basically that means thank you okay

are you ready

okay okay yes here we go

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i see that hello fellow spit fuck DeLeon

it's a good thing you didn't die didn't

watch that guy

what Washoe County Nevada you know it

was again

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however our work here is down

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Delta 1955 Fleetwood series 60 every

hair on my body feels like a little

wagon where - mmm how about oh oh yes

good idea

where's No

i think we're already there because if

our adventurers had taught us about

anything it was home Wichita didn't need

to be afraid of it i didn't need to keep

looking for it his home isn't a place

it's the people you're with i guess

that's why they're called your homies

and my homies are pretty fucking awesome

so until next time this is Columbus Ohio

on behalf of Wichita Little Rock Reno

and Tallahassee saying hasta la vista

baby that one's really flies that

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okay yes one more thing i'm still

actually feeling a little guilty about

what Nevada said you know about marrying

a certain you-know-who yeah my dad i

blew a hole through the finest comic

actor of our generation but i would love

to make it up to you to all of you and

for that we gotta go back to 2009 the

idea of a trilogy was something as an

artist you think the great ones

Godfather and lethal weapon but the

question feast why in the world country

three can this be just between us yes

drugs costs money and upstairs an actor

how many of your nine wives do you think

you have left

whoa well i've got three of these three

Garfield's so that's six the essence of

Garfield i think right is the hair ball

so then i say i had a feeling this would

come up then what do you mean now when i

paid him you don't want anything ever

really went just those two get it out of

way no can you try it it could give you

a little hair Bolton come on

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i think

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