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WOMAN 2: Are you right? 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,000 NEWSREADER: It occurred around 4pm, 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,440 witnesses capturing the incident on their mobile phones. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,680 Passers-by rushed to the aid of the first victim. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,040 REPORTER: At first, it appeared 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,600 this may have been a terrible accident, 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,360 but soon it became clear this was something more sinister. 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,920 WOMAN: What are you doing?! 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,400 (GUNSHOT) MAN: Hey! 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,600 (SCREAMING) 14 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,400 WOMAN: What are you doing?! (FIRES SHOT) 15 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,880 WOMAN 2: He just got out and shot her. 16 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,600 NEWSREADER: A concerned citizen paying the ultimate price. 17 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,000 The estranged husband had failed to turn up to a court hearing 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,120 concerning the custody of their children. 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,280 NEWSREADER: Amidst the carnage, 20 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,560 a moment that can only be described as pure heroism. 21 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,720 (PANTS) 22 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,280 (FAINTLY) Fucking happy? 23 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,560 Is this what you wanted? 24 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,160 NEWSREADER: Winton woman Alexandra Irving confronted the gunman, 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:13,000 acting as a human shield, bravely standing her ground. 26 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,680 NEWSREADER: A moment recorded by many, too confronting to show. 27 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,880 (GUNSHOT) (SCREAMING AND SOBBING) 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,960 (ALEX PANTS) 29 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,480 NEWSREADER: Questions are being raised 30 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,680 as to how the man, subject to multiple intervention orders, 31 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,720 was able to procure a shotgun. 32 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,040 Authorities praised Ms Irving's actions, 33 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,520 stating that the death toll would have been higher 34 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,400 had it not been for her intervention 35 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,720 from outside a courthouse in Mount Isa, 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,880 bringing the number of women killed in violent crimes this year to 43. 37 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,360 NEWSREADER: A regional health worker, 38 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,320 Miss Irving had travelled five hours to Mount Isa that day 39 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,440 to pay her mother's parking fines. 40 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,120 She has refused all requests for interviews. 41 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,680 And now on to finance. The Australian share market... 42 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,640 SONG: # Watch out 43 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:13,880 # I'm a one-way ticket to a blood fight 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,320 # Watch out 45 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,560 # Got a head full of thoughts and it ain't right 46 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,080 # Watch out 47 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,760 # There's a chip on my shoulder like a butcher's knife 48 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:33,960 # Ain't nobody want to mess with me this time. # 49 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,760 Heya, Stephen. Alex. 50 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,880 I've got this one here for your boy. 51 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,520 Yeah, well, he'd like all of them. But that's not the issue. 52 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,240 Am I gonna have to come out here again? 53 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,320 Is that a threat? (CHUCKLES) Yeah. You know why. 54 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,720 Cut out the soft drink. Take your pills. 55 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,800 And don't think just because you're a bloke, 56 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,440 you can stop mid-course and flush 'em down the toilet, alright? 57 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,560 Then bring me out a couple of beers to flush 'em down with. 58 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,160 No. I'll kill you myself if you don't take 'em. 59 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,200 Yeah, righto. Well, take... take all the dogs, then. 60 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,520 Take your meds. I don't want the meds either. 61 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,480 Your boy would like the dogs. Yeah. 62 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,240 Well, take him this one. 63 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,160 Hughie, hop up. Hop up, Amma. 64 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,560 Amma, hop in. 65 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,480 Look. They all want to go with ya. 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,040 Stephen? Alex. 67 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,680 Take them mongrel dogs. Righto, boys, let's go. 68 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,800 We'd better go. Come on. Get out of here. 69 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,560 Amma. Hughie. (WHISTLES) 70 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,000 (WHISTLES) Hughie, come. 71 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,920 (DOG BARKS) 72 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,920 SONG: # Watch out 73 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,800 # I'm a one-way ticket to a blood fight... # 74 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,480 (BELL RINGS) 75 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,440 # Watch out 76 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:46,960 # Got my teeth bared ready for you this time 77 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,320 # Watch out 78 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:55,600 # There's a crack in the middle of the sky 79 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,680 # Who'll be the last one standing? 80 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,360 # I'll be the last one standing 81 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,840 # 'Cause ain't nobody wanna mess with my kind... # 82 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,600 Hello. 83 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,360 Can I help you? 84 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,680 I'm looking for Alexandra Irving. Is she in? 85 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,840 You a journo? No. 86 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,160 Mormon, then. You're wasting your time. 87 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,080 I'm from the Prime Minister's Office. 88 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,480 My name's Jonathan Cosgrove. 89 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,000 Well, Alex isn't home from work yet. 90 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,160 Well, could I wait inside? 91 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,560 I like the decor. 92 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,640 93 years old. Never missed a day's work in her life. 93 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,920 Now, you show me someone else who'll give that kind of service. 94 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,760 I agree with you, Mrs Irving. 95 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm a massive fan of the Queen. 96 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,080 Hey, Alex. 97 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,120 Yeah, good on ya! 98 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,760 Those bloody mob next door! (DOOR CLOSES) 99 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,880 Here she is. I swear, I'm gonna kill 'em. 100 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,200 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Irving. Jonathan Cosgrove. 101 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,840 I left a couple of messages. 102 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,320 Manners. 103 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,640 I didn't ask him to come in. Why'd you invite him inside, anyway? 104 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,320 Because it's my house. 105 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,760 You mind yourself, girl. 106 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,280 OK, then. 107 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,840 Why? 108 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:17,000 Well, because Senator Hamish Gordon has very selfishly gone and died 109 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,320 and he's left the party without a majority in the Senate. 110 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,480 Gordon was a dickhead. 111 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,760 Yes. But he was our dickhead. 112 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,320 You know what I mean. 113 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,360 Why me? 114 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,840 Well, the Prime Minister's very impressed 115 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:36,280 with your commitment to local issues while serving on the local council. 116 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:40,320 And furthermore, your track record of service in the armed forces... 117 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,800 I was in transport. 118 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,400 ..and your focus on personal responsibility 119 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,160 rather than welfare handouts 120 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,160 show you to be an ideal candidate to represent this government. 121 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,200 Don't bullshit me, Jonathan. 122 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,760 And you faced down a gunman. The footage went viral. 123 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,280 We have an election in six months. 124 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,680 Thanks, but no. 125 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,240 (CHUCKLES) She's offering you a seat in the Senate. 126 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,760 She wants me that badly, she can ask me herself. 127 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,640 Why would you say no? It's a bloody stupid idea. 128 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,000 Look. Some say we have a woman problem... 129 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,640 No. The problem is that you don't have enough women. 130 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,600 Well, the Prime Minister's a woman. 131 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,960 And she believes you're the right person for the Senate, 132 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,840 and I support her 100%. 133 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,360 See? Even you think it's bullshit. 134 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,120 Tell your mother thanks for the tea. 135 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,080 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 136 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,880 ALEX: (ON PHONE) Yeah, it's alright for you, Charlie. 137 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,840 You probably get asked to go into Parliament every day. 138 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,520 Look, I still can't believe it. 139 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,520 We bust our arses for decades 140 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,680 and suddenly those right-wing pricks you voted for 141 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,240 go running after any black woman with a trending hashtag 142 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,200 and just throw her a seat in the Senate. 143 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,600 Alex. 144 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,280 Alex? 145 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,440 Reception's crap. You're going in and out. 146 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,640 How's Mum? 147 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,040 Oh, roof needs fixing. 148 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,320 How's the student body treating you? 149 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,040 Be nice. 150 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,360 Honestly, sis... 151 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,440 ..they just want a pet Aborigine. 152 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,080 Is that who you are? 153 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,640 It was a joke. Obviously. 154 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,080 I'll talk to you later, Charlie. 155 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,040 (OBJECT SMASHES) (LAUGHTER) 156 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,080 (INDISTINCT VOICES CHATTER AND SHOUT) 157 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,760 (BUZZER) 158 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,240 (BUZZES REPEATEDLY) 159 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,880 Oi! (LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND) 160 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,000 Oi, I'm talking to you. 161 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,480 Oi, dickhead. If we was in an emergency, we'd be fucked! 162 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,000 MAN: Shut up, Maclean! 163 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 (BANGS ON DOOR) You gonna make me? Huh? 164 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I've already told you, shut up in there! 165 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,960 (HOLDS DOWN BUZZER, BANGS ON DOOR) Come on! Let me out! 166 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,080 Get your hand off that fucking bell! 167 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,640 YOUNG WOMAN: Open the door, you prick! 168 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,320 YOUNG WOMAN 2: Come on! MAN: Last chance in there. 169 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,640 Dickhead! Let me out! 170 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,600 Open the fucking door! 171 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,720 Come on, tough guy. Hurry up! 172 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,560 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 173 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,480 Alright, Maclean. Suck on this. 174 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,360 (GAS HISSES) 175 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,200 (GUARD CHORTLES) 176 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,320 (COUGHS) Marce? You OK? 177 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,960 I can't breathe. Grab my puffer! 178 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,200 YOUNG WOMAN: Marcie! Here. 179 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,560 (COUGHS) Breathe. 180 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,520 Help! Somebody help! I can't breathe! 181 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,320 (GASPS AND COUGHS) 182 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,320 Help! Somebody help! 183 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,160 (MARCIE COUGHS) 184 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,360 Someone! She can't breathe! 185 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,400 (GASPS) Help us! 186 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,640 Somebody help! She can't breathe! 187 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,080 Marce! 188 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,040 Marce! 189 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,120 Come on. 190 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,560 Marce. 191 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,920 Marce? 192 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,400 Marcie! 193 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,240 (CELL DOOR BUZZES, OPENS) 194 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,520 MAN: Come on. Move it along. 195 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,040 I said move! 196 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,640 (WOMEN YELP) 197 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,240 Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh! 198 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,040 Fuck off! MAN: Keep it down. 199 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,320 YOUNG WOMAN: You bastard. 200 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,240 (ALARM WAILS) 201 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,560 MAN: Oi! Oi! 202 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,680 (JET ENGINE WHINES) 203 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,440 You're taking a risk. 204 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,040 I know that, Peter. 205 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,240 The party can't put her in a neat little box. 206 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,440 That makes 'em nervous. Good. 207 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,520 (SPITS, SIGHS) 208 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,040 Mum. 209 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,560 Shit. 210 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,040 Hi. You must be Alexandra Irving. 211 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,120 Rachel Anderson. 212 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,320 Prime Minister. 213 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,320 Apparently you said 214 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,680 I should come and offer you the Senate position in person. 215 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,640 (CHUCKLES) 216 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,000 Uh, you want to come inside? 217 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,120 You know what? We've been travelling all day. 218 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,560 How about we take a walk, you show me your town? 219 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,200 Yeah, sure. Um, give me a minute. 220 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,920 Walk-and-talk, Peter. Tell the blokes not to overreact. 221 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,520 You heard her. Let's go. 222 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,960 (ENGINE STARTS) 223 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,520 It's a great little town. WOMAN: Hey! 224 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,840 Well, this region has one of the highest unemployment rates 225 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,640 in the country. 226 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,320 There's no capital investment. No programs scheduled. 227 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,480 What are you gonna do about it, run for local council again? 228 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,200 Well, with respect, Prime Minister, what are YOU gonna do about it? 229 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,680 Whatever I can. 230 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,440 Listen. 231 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,880 Let's just say we're negotiating. What would you want? 232 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,320 I want the bloody medical centre to reopen. 233 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,760 Tell me about that. 234 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,720 It's on the main street. Mmm. 235 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,160 You lot cut the funding. 236 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,560 I want to stop sending people to jail 237 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,880 because they haven't paid their fines. 238 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,240 I want a complete review of all the welfare you mob throw 239 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,480 at stupid bloody programs that don't do anything for anyone. 240 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,440 And how are you gonna do that if you refuse a seat at the table? 241 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,200 There's already blackfellas at the table. What has that achieved? 242 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,480 More than you will if you just stay here. 243 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,120 It's not just the blackfellas. 244 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,960 The whole region needs effective representation. 245 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,200 Listen, Alex, what you did was incredible. 246 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:38,560 I want people like you, women like you, on my team. 247 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,440 How do you know I voted for you? 248 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:45,600 (CHUCKLES) Well, from what I hear, your mother is a diehard royalist. 249 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,680 Your father was a card-carrying National. 250 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,120 I figure the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 251 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,680 Have you met my brother? 252 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,400 There's always exceptions to the rule. 253 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,800 Look, you've worked really hard 254 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,840 to try to make changes in your own community, 255 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,440 you've had the occasional win, 256 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,200 but if you want to make big change, generational change, 257 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,960 the only way to do that is through the power of government. 258 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,480 So, be your pet Aborigine? Is that it? 259 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,160 Alex, I'm seven months out from an election. 260 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,480 I've got a majority of one in the House, a hung Senate 261 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,120 and a bunch of dickwads on my right ready with a guillotine. 262 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,720 I don't need a pet. I need a fucking ally. 263 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,440 And by the sounds of things, so does everybody here. 264 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,080 SONG: # Oh 265 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,960 # In the light, I'll be waiting for you 266 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,240 # Oh 267 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,480 # Oh 268 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,520 # When you're out, I'll be waiting for you 269 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,560 # Oh 270 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:55,120 # Oh. # 271 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,560 Hey. You're looking good out there, bub. 272 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,720 You know me and Nan would be OK? 273 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,360 If you went to Canberra. 274 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,040 Yeah, well, it's not happening, so let's forget about it. 275 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,360 I'm just saying, if you did. 276 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,040 Are you done? 277 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,640 Pizza for tea? What, again? 278 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,240 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, alright. 279 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,280 ALEX: Is this what you wanted? (GUNSHOT) 280 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,400 (FIRE CRACKLES) (PEOPLE ARGUE OUTSIDE) 281 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,120 (DOGS BARK) 282 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,800 SONG: # I'm on the edge of something 283 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,560 # Got an itch in my soul 284 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:20,160 # There's a fire in the middle of my bones 285 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,080 # I'm on the edge of something 286 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,480 # And it's gonna take time 287 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,600 # But I'm doing it for you... # 288 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,560 RADIO PRESENTER: An inspired choice or a desperate publicity stunt? 289 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,080 Prime Minister Rachel Anderson's recent captain's call 290 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,280 has raised more than a few eyebrows, 291 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,040 not just from outside her party... 292 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,000 NEWSREADER: Reluctant national hero Alexandra Irving 293 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,280 has been thrust into the spotlight yet again. 294 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:54,200 In a shock move, she was sworn in today as a senator for Queensland, 295 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,920 taking the seat of the recently deceased Hamish Gordon... 296 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,680 # I'm on the edge of something 297 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,280 # Possibly beautiful. # 298 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,480 Senator. 299 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,920 Jonathan. 300 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,800 I'm your chief adviser. 301 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,240 They didn't tell you? 302 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,600 No. They didn't. 303 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,720 Well, you can take it up with the PM if you're unhappy about it. 304 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,200 She is fairly busy, though. 305 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,000 Well, thanks for coming to find me. 306 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,120 Well, you have a fairly busy day scheduled. I hope you're ready. 307 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,600 Well, you're my chief adviser. Why don't you advise me? 308 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,800 The Senate sits tomorrow and every vote will be crucial. 309 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,120 No pressure. 310 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,400 The Government has three bills under discussion 311 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,640 and the crossbenchers will need wrangling as usual. 312 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,600 Fortunately, the PM has a degree in herding cats. 313 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,120 That's Laurie Martin, Leader of the Opposition. 314 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,000 How are we? Hello. 315 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,400 Lanky charming snake. 316 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,000 We'll introduce you to the President of the Senate, 317 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,080 but he's completely ineffectual, so feel free to ignore him. 318 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,200 You'll have to make your maiden speech before you can vote. 319 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,720 But we'll work on that. 320 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,160 You'll meet the Governor-General at 10:30 321 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,440 and swear an oath of allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. 322 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,560 Bet that won't be a problem for you. 323 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,960 Uh, that's Damien Bauer, Minister for Immigration, 324 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,800 leader of the party's hard-right flank. 325 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:45,440 He's currently doing a wonderful job of white-anting the PM. 326 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,440 We've booked you into a hotel. 327 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,280 Set up internet, ID, COMCAR account. The passes are on your desk. 328 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,280 And...here we are. 329 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,760 Senator. (CLEARS THROAT) WOMAN: Talk to you later. Bye. 330 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,640 This is Jillian Morrell. Media training. 331 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,760 She's your social media strategist. 332 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,920 So great to meet you, Senator. Jillian. 333 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,040 And Tracey Helliar, your office manager. 334 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,400 Senator. 335 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,040 Nice to meet you, Tracey. 336 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,120 That your husband? 337 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,000 Uh...no. That was Senator Gordon. 338 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,960 This was his office. 339 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,360 (JONATHAN CLEARS THROAT) 340 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,280 Um...briefing folders for the Senate sitting tomorrow. 341 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,520 Uh, I've printed you an introduction to Parliament House. 342 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,080 This is your ID. You can pick your art tomorrow. 343 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,560 Temporary passwords are on the Post-it Notes. 344 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,360 Uh, is there anything else? 345 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,240 No. OK. 346 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,640 Jonathan. 347 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,160 I'm looking forward to working together. 348 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,080 Senator. 349 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,160 (SIGHS) 350 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,280 (SIGHS) 351 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,240 Well, given the fact that she's friendless in the party room, 352 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,560 has no idea how the system works, 353 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,040 I'd say it's lucky you've got me here. 354 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,960 There are concerns she won't be a team player. 355 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,920 (CHUCKLES) Isn't that why you've given her to me? 356 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,560 I'm glad she'll have your support. 357 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,880 Well, of course, I'll need some support myself. 358 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,200 Some recognition from the party given how green she is. 359 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,680 Though, I'm far too tactful to ever point that out. 360 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,240 Maiden speech? 361 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,680 I'm on it. 362 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,200 Thank you, Jonathan. 363 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,240 (DOOR CREAKS) 364 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,480 (CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 365 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,800 RACHEL: (RAPS DESK) Alright, let's get started, shall we? 366 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,480 Good afternoon, folks. 367 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,520 I would like to introduce our new colleague, Senator Alex Irving. 368 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,520 Now, we all know of Alex's bravery, 369 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,360 but what you might be less familiar with is her record of service - 370 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,760 11 years in the infantry, rising to rank of sergeant, 371 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,360 and three terms representing the party on the local shire council. 372 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,320 (APPLAUSE) Well done, Alex. 373 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,320 Damien. 374 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,800 Always a pleasure to welcome a fellow Queenslander to the trenches 375 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,360 and to notice that the Prime Minister is fervently clinging 376 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,920 to the notion of a broad church. 377 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,800 (LAUGHS) That's very gracious of you, Damien. 378 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,280 I will remind you, however, 379 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,160 I was calculating the political benefits of that broad church 380 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,960 while you were still soiling the bed after lights out at King's. 381 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,000 (LAUGHTER) 382 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,880 Alright. First order of business. 383 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,720 OK. Up first, we have... 384 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,120 Organise an internal poll. Preferred PM, issues in the marginals. 385 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,600 Our eyes only? Yes. 386 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,880 Find a friendly, get it done on the side. 387 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,680 We need to find a gold vein and tap it fast. Get ahead on an issue. 388 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680 This party infighting is killing us. 389 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,680 (CHATTER) 390 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,200 Senator Irving? MAN: Sorry, ma'am. Not your car. 391 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,160 (SIGHS) 392 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,280 MAN: Uh, sorry. 393 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,000 No, no, that's, uh...it's my car. 394 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,320 Sorry? 395 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,000 This...is my car. 396 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,520 Does it matter? 397 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,200 Have you got your booking number? 398 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,800 I don't know. 399 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,360 Well, you're gonna need it. 400 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,720 Alright. Thanks. 401 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,040 Hang about. Just...just a moment. 402 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,440 Hey, Amal, can you do me a favour 403 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,040 and check Senator Irving's booking number for me, please? 404 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,400 Cheers. 405 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,160 I saw there was another. 406 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,640 That's, uh, 12 this year. It's a tragedy. 407 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,280 It'll be very interesting to see what the Minister thinks. 408 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,320 AMAL: 236. It's 236. 409 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,360 Don't worry. This palaver takes a little while to get used to. 410 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,480 Thanks for that. Because I haven't been patronised enough today. 411 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,360 Fair enough. Have a good evening, Senator Irving. 412 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,240 236? MAN: Yes. 413 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,040 (MUTTERS) Yeah, of course it fuckin' is. 414 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,160 Ha! 415 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,960 (ENGINE STARTS) 416 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,840 Don't be stingy. 417 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,840 (SNORTS) 418 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,840 How are you feeling, Dad? 419 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,760 (GROANS) Old and fed up. 420 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,280 What about you, pet? Hm? 421 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,760 God, you look dreadful. 422 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,400 Oh! Nice to see you too, Dad. 423 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,160 Yeah, no, I've got a bit on at the moment. 424 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,200 Oh, Christ, Rachel. Those bastards overwork you. 425 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,080 When are they gonna make you a partner? 426 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,840 I always thought you were wasted in the law. 427 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,360 You could have made a go of it in politics. 428 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,400 I'm not in the law anymore, Dad. 429 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,760 Eh? 430 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,360 The law. Haven't been a lawyer for 20 years. 431 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,360 Well...politics wouldn't be a bad life. 432 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,560 Jeez, you'd need a sense of humour. 433 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,920 (BOTH LAUGH) 434 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,480 Yeah. 435 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,720 WOMAN: (ON RECORDING) The reality is 436 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,760 that my presence in the Senate IS an affront to some. 437 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,200 They are offended that people of colour and Muslims 438 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,240 have the audacity to not only exist 439 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,680 but to open our mouths and join the public debate. 440 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,360 Some politicians call us cockroaches. 441 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,400 Some say we are a disease... (KNOCK AT DOOR) 442 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,000 ..which Australia needs vaccination for. 443 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Some, if they had their way, 444 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,120 would ban us from making Australia our home. 445 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,040 So it is with great pride I stand here before you... 446 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,480 Hello, Senator. (CHUCKLES) You mad bastard. 447 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,600 Thank you for coming. Oh, no worries. 448 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,480 Sydney's not that far. (CHUCKLES) 449 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,200 So, what are you gonna say? Oh, yeah. 450 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,120 I've got my latte-sipping socialist brother reading my maiden speech. 451 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,280 Yeah. 452 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,680 (SIGHS) 453 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,680 That's how you're gonna start it? 454 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,960 What's wrong with it? 455 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,560 Say it for me. 456 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,200 What, now? Yeah, now. 457 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,720 (SIGHS) 458 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,720 OK. 459 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,440 (SIGHS) 460 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,920 "Thank you, Mr Speaker..." 461 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,400 No, no. Stand up and do it like you're gonna do it. 462 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,720 (SIGHS) 463 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,560 "Thank you, Mr Speaker. 464 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,200 "I wanted to speak to you in my traditional language. 465 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,720 "But I can't. 466 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,560 "My mother was sent to an Aboriginal reserve when she was a child... 467 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,280 "..and those words were taken from her, 468 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,360 "so the only language I know is English. 469 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,480 "But look how far we've come. 470 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,040 "My name is Alex Irving 471 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,360 "and I'm standing here before you in the Senate of Australia. 472 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,080 "I thought this place wasn't for someone like me. 473 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,320 "Not just because I'm black, 474 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,600 "but also because I'm female, 475 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,960 "from regional Queensland, 476 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,480 "because I left school at 14... 477 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,120 "..because I'm a single mum... 478 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,480 "..and because my own mother was stolen and grew up on the mission. 479 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,440 "But I'm an Australian. 480 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:58,080 "And if I'm here, that means any one of us can be here. 481 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,320 "And if this place is ever barred to any one of us, 482 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,720 "then the building around us doesn't deserve to keep on standing, 483 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,960 "let alone the Parliament that meets here." 484 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,280 (SIGHS) This is fuckin' stupid. 485 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,720 Jesus, Alex, shut up. 486 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,760 You're gonna be amazing. 487 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,080 You reckon? Yeah. I know it. 488 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,720 How do you feel? 489 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,920 Terrified. 490 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,280 MARCIE: (ON RECORDING) Dickhead! Let me out! 491 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,720 (BUZZES) Open the fucking door! 492 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,800 (THUMPS ON DOOR) Come on, tough guy. Hurry up! 493 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,360 GUARD: Alright, Maclean. Suck on this. 494 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,360 RADIO PRESENTER: The Prime Minister will regain 495 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,480 the balance of power in the Senate today. 496 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,640 Newly appointed senator Alex Irving's crucial vote 497 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,000 will ensure three Government bills will be passed later today, 498 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,600 relieving significant delays for the Government. 499 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,480 And now on to finance. The Australian share market... 500 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,400 Thank you, Rowan. I won't forget what you've done for me. 501 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,840 Yeah, you too. Bye. 502 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,160 Sorry. Had to kick some heads in Adelaide. 503 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,040 They still think not having convicts makes them special. 504 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,400 How's your office? It's good, thanks. 505 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,960 This doesn't have to be a girlie catch-up. 506 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,400 Jonathan's competent, but he's working for himself, not me. 507 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,960 I can have him moved. 508 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,640 No. He'll be good for me. 509 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,960 The others are fine. 510 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,120 Talk to him about your wardrobe. He'll have some ideas. 511 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,600 Otherwise, you'll front the press 512 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,240 wanting to talk about domestic violence 513 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,800 and all they'll want to talk about is the size of your arse. 514 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,040 Are you fucking anyone at the moment? Don't look shocked. 515 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,920 Some Neanderthal will find out and throw it in your face if you are. 516 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,240 Don't fuck the wrong people. 517 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,160 Who are the right people? 518 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,040 Jack, go round again. 519 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,440 Don't fuck your staff. 520 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,560 Shouldn't be an issue for you 521 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,480 unless there's something about you I don't know. 522 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,120 Other members' staff are fair game. 523 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,320 Don't fuck across the aisle. Don't fuck leadership. 524 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,360 And just remember, the rules are always different for you. 525 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,040 Because I'm black. 526 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,240 I was gonna say because you're a woman. 527 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,520 How do you deal with it? 528 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,160 Oh. Uh... 529 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,200 I'm always prepared. I trust my chief of staff. 530 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,960 I put this face on in the mirror, 531 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,160 make sure nothing's ever out of place. 532 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,360 I leave myself at the door when I go into the world 533 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,600 and I never forget what it is I set out to do. 534 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,560 (PHONE CHIMES) 535 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,960 Good luck with your speech, Alex. We'll all be watching. 536 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,960 Hard copy of your maiden speech. Don't need it. 537 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,960 Senator, I... 538 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,480 Nup. 539 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,320 The chamber is this way. 540 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,280 And it's 'Mr President'. You've written 'Mr Speaker'. 541 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,080 (CHUCKLES) 542 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,800 (SIGHS) 543 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,960 This speech has been cleared by the Prime Minister's Office. 544 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,760 Yeah. I read the email. I briefed you yesterday. 545 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,480 Yes, and you said that I need to speak 546 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,960 before my vote could be recognised. 547 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,840 And this is what you'll be saying. Don't tell me what I'm gonna say. 548 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,360 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 549 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,920 The Prime Minister invited you personally 550 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,720 to take the seat in the chamber. 551 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,040 There was significant opposition in the party room. 552 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,520 The party rewards team players. 553 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,520 You toe the line, you get to stay. 554 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,200 You step off that line and you're gone 555 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,400 and you can forget whatever it is you wanted to achieve. 556 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,200 What do you know about what I want to achieve? 557 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,520 I know whatever it is, you won't get anything done if you're not here. 558 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,560 Now, I've written a speech that won't offend anyone 559 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,200 and ensures you get to stick around a bit longer. 560 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,600 Can you really say the same about yours? 561 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,200 (SIGHS) 562 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,640 MAN: This is all to say that the Government 563 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,040 takes an unconscionable proportion, 564 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,760 an unconscionable proportion, of our incomes 565 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,960 while obsessing over private matters 566 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,320 that it has no business trying to police. 567 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,120 Now, the end result is a nanny state, 568 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,640 a nanny state that steals our money and treats us like children. 569 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:32,320 Relax the gun laws and do it now. 570 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,440 PRESIDENT: Thank you, Senator Mortensen. 571 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,640 Before I call Senator Irving, I remind the Honourable Members 572 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,520 that this is her first speech 573 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,640 and therefore, the usual courtesies be extended to her. 574 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,200 Senator Irving. 575 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,400 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 576 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,280 Mr President. 577 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,840 I'm deeply honoured 578 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,600 to represent the great state of Queensland in this Parliament, 579 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,320 and I will do this with hard work and respect for my fellow Queenslanders, 580 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,120 upholding the values of our great democracy, 581 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,480 with every citizen free and empowered to live their own lives. 582 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,920 And I say to the people of Queensland, 583 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:32,120 I'm here for all of you, regardless of colour, background or belief. 584 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,120 The party I join believes the best way forward 585 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:41,280 is for us all to take individual responsibility for our own lives... 586 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,480 (DOOR CLOSES) 587 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,560 ..free to work hard 588 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,320 and free to make our own choices. 589 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,080 (TURNS PAGE) 590 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,200 Finally, I'd like to thank the party and the chamber 591 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,600 for this opportunity to represent my state. 592 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,040 I won't take that responsibility lightly. 593 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,520 (APPLAUSE) 594 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,720 PRESIDENT: Thank you, Senator Irving. 595 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,720 We now move to notice of motion 1466, 596 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,840 also standing in the name of Senator Rankin. 597 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 598 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,000 What the fuck is that? 599 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,400 Thank you. 600 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,840 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 601 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,320 Cheers, mate. That's alright. Cheers to you too. 602 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,080 Are you a politician? 603 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,160 (LAUGHS) No. I'm an electrician. 604 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,840 Good enough. 605 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,920 WOMAN: The way the press were carrying on, 606 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,640 I thought he might... (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 607 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,880 MAN: My minister can barely send an email, 608 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,600 let alone wander unsupervised onto social media. 609 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,800 Hey, at least he didn't try to bust some rhymes. 610 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,720 Yeah, true. I'm still recovering. 611 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,400 Oh, 12 o'clock. 612 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,120 Oh. Who's the new boy? 613 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,960 Christopher something. Cartwright's new private secretary. 614 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,400 Usual rules? 615 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,080 Seriously. Where does Cartwright find them? 616 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,960 Who cares? I hope he's straight. 617 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,320 If he is, he's just another drink away from gay. 618 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,880 (LAUGHS) 619 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,720 SONG: # Ah 620 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,440 # Ah 621 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,320 # Ah 622 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,080 # Nothing to hide 623 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,840 # Ah 624 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,440 # Empty all my pockets and take what you like 625 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,920 # Empty all my pockets if you like 626 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:10,280 # I've got nothing to hide... # 627 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,520 RADIO: ..to join the squad for their first training session 628 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,120 at Marlborough College today, 629 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,880 venue for Australia's three-day tour match 630 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,760 against England Women's Academy, which starts tomorrow. 631 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,600 Australia holds a six-point lead in the multi-format series, 632 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,480 having won the first of three one-day internationals, 633 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,280 with a chance to win three T20 internationals still to be played. 634 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,640 The Ashes is awarded to the team that accrues the most points... 635 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,920 (VOICE FADES) 636 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,480 Morning. OTHERS: Morning. 637 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,520 (SIGHS) 638 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,320 Apparently, a young Indigenous woman died 639 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,960 in the Macauley Detention Centre two weeks ago. 640 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,440 This is the 12th this year and I knew nothing about it. 641 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,800 I want a meeting with the Minister for Indigenous Affairs. 642 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,280 Kevin Cartwright. 643 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,040 Yeah, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 644 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,960 (SIGHS) 645 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,080 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 646 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,160 (DOOR OPENS) 647 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,000 Just a reminder - you've got Morning Briefing on Channel 10, 648 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,600 so you'll be leaving shortly, and it's live. 649 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,240 You've also got a price tag hanging off your jacket. 650 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,440 (SIGHS) 651 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,320 (PHONE RINGS) 652 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,960 Leave it. You have to focus. 653 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,040 You don't think I can do this. 654 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,200 It's just a puff piece. You'll be fine. 655 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200 I'm not talking about the bloody interview. 656 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,240 Mum. You OK? 657 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,160 MRS IRVING: Look, I know you're busy and I don't want to get you upset, 658 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,280 but Eddie's that bloody angry... 659 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,960 What? Hang on. 660 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,440 (PHONE BEEPS) 661 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,040 What? Why is Eddie angry? Why should I be upset? 662 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,680 (ON SPEAKER) All our mob up here, 663 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,400 they're shooting their mouths off about you. 664 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,200 What are they saying? 665 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,280 They're saying, well... 666 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,840 ..they saw that speech of yours and they're calling you a sell-out. 667 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,240 The nerve of them calling you a coconut! 668 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,480 I told them all to back off. 669 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,600 And Eddie's fine, so you don't have to worry about that. 670 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,240 WOMAN: Two minutes, Senator. I thought you should know. 671 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,040 It's all good, Mum. I gotta go, OK? Bye. 672 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,960 You have to focus. 673 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,640 If they move on to policy, 674 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,640 you have to steer away from anything about the leadership or China. 675 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,840 Sorry. ..exports... 676 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,120 Senator? 677 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,200 (SOBS, PANTS) 678 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,680 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 679 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,120 (PANTS) 680 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,480 ALEX: Fucking happy? Is this what you wanted? 681 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,680 Well?! 682 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,280 (GUNSHOT) 683 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,600 (KNOCK ON DOOR) WOMAN: Senator Irving? Are you OK? 684 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,480 (KNOCKS) It's time. We need you in the studio. 685 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,200 Yep. 686 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,880 I'll be there in a second. 687 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,080 (SIGHS) 688 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,360 Yes... 689 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,280 (SIGHS) 690 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,960 (PROGRAM THEME PLAYS) 691 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,520 WOMAN: Standing by. 692 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,840 Five. Four. Three. 693 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,120 Welcome, Alex Irving. Or, should I say, Senator Irving. 694 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,560 Thanks for being here. 695 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,360 Now, what you did at the Mount Isa Magistrates Court 696 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,120 was extraordinarily brave. 697 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,480 Of course, what everyone wants to know is... 698 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,480 ..what did you say to that gunman? 699 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,880 (LAUGHS) Uh, I'm not here to talk about that, Sam. 700 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,640 This was an iconic moment, Alex, that has captured the imagination... 701 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,840 No, I'm here to talk about my new role as senator for Queensland. 702 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:20,480 Well, the government essentially has a one-seat majority in the Senate, 703 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,320 and the latest polls are saying 704 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,840 that this is gonna be an incredibly close election. 705 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,560 Now, you have had no experience in the Parliament. 706 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,160 Why shouldn't the public think that your appointment 707 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,360 isn't just a cynical stunt to get votes 708 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,720 as we head toward the election? 709 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,280 They might be right. 710 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,640 I...I can understand that. 711 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,960 Me being here in Canberra 712 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,200 seems like the most cynical publicity stunt possible. 713 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,960 A very smart woman told me that... 714 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,600 ..I should leave myself at the door when I walk into Parliament. 715 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,800 But I'm not sure that I agree. 716 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,200 Senator, are you saying that your... Sorry, can I just, um... 717 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,080 These heels are killing me and I'm just gonna take them off. 718 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,320 Are you...you OK, Senator? No, no. Not really. 719 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,680 (PANTS) 720 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:14,280 I...just had a panic attack in the studio toilets, 721 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,080 and these heels are making it worse. 722 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,000 Is this in response to the Mount Isa incident? 723 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,400 No. 724 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,600 No, because... 725 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,720 ..every day of my life, I feel like that I'm constantly under threat. 726 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:35,040 And I think that some of your viewers would feel it too. 727 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,080 Not just the blackfellas. 728 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,080 So, that's why I'm here. 729 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,280 I'm...I'm barefoot in your studio 730 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,040 because I am sick and tired of pretending that everything is OK. 731 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:54,040 A 16-year-old Indigenous woman died in detention two weeks ago. 732 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,120 She had an asthma attack. 733 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,400 Her name was Marcie Maclean. 734 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,600 Now, when I talk about... being under threat, 735 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,840 she's who I'm talking about. 736 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,520 I'm talking about the woman who was mowed down by her husband 737 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,160 in front of the courthouse 738 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,160 and the woman who lost her life just trying to help. 739 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,680 I'm talking about people from a town who can't do anything 740 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,880 because they're...they're black, they're poor, they're female. 741 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,560 And the list goes on. 742 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,840 But if I can be here... 743 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,680 ..as I am... 744 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,040 ..and if I can stand up in the Senate, then anyone can. 745 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,880 Publicity stunt or not, that's why I'm here. 746 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,680 Thank you, Senator Irving. 747 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,800 Her name was Marcie Maclean. 748 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,600 Christopher? Yes, Minister Cartwright? 749 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,240 A young woman died in the Macauley Detention Centre 750 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,240 a couple of weeks ago, last name Maclean. 751 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,280 I'd like the details, please. Sure. 752 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,600 MAN: (ON RADIO) Newly appointed Senator Alex Irving 753 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,040 has come out swinging this morning 754 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,280 in one of the most honest and raw interviews by a politician 755 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,840 in recent memory. 756 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,600 ALEX: (ON RADIO) Every day of my life, I feel like 757 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,640 that I'm constantly under threat. 758 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,160 And I think that some of your viewers would feel it too. 759 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,680 Not just the blackfellas. 760 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,160 So that's why I'm here. 761 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,720 I'm barefoot in your studio 762 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:25,280 because I am sick and tired of pretending that everything is OK. 763 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,720 NEWSREADER: Her comments have put 764 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,880 Indigenous Affairs Minister Kevin Cartwright in the firing line 765 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,800 as she drew attention to the recent death in custody 766 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,320 of 16-year-old Marcie Maclean. 767 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,920 WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Many are now calling 768 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,520 the PM's decision to appoint Senator Irving a masterstroke 769 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,680 as we head towards the election. 770 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,960 JILLIAN: Honestly, I cannot believe this. 771 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,440 Senator. 772 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,320 We are getting a lot of traffic off the back of this morning. 773 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,360 Hashtag #barefootsenator is trending on Twitter. 774 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,920 Thanks, Jillian. 775 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,800 And, Tracey... Mmm? 776 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,040 Maybe it's time for Senator Gordon to go. 777 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,280 (DOOR OPENS) 778 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,440 (SIGHS) 779 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,960 ALEX: Um, look, my mum's racked up some fines 780 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,360 and I just want to sort it out - it's not gonna be a problem, is it? 781 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,440 WOMAN: Hmm. Maybe. 782 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,360 She already has a scheduled court date. It's too late. 783 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,680 Look, I've got the money now. Can I just pay? 784 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,600 What's this? 785 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,320 "Pay the rent"? 786 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:29,280 (CHUCKLES) It's just a reminder. 787 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,040 The clinic's a couple of hours' drive from her home. 788 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,760 Then she has to wait ages at the doctor's, 789 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,080 and then she comes out and gets a ticket on her windscreen. 790 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,920 I'm sorry. I can't help you. 791 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,600 Next! 792 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,560 Black bitch. 793 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,840 SONG: # Oh, no, you didn't # Uh-huh, uh-huh 794 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,240 # You didn't just go there 795 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,480 # Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh... # 796 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,640 (TYRES SCREECH) 797 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,960 (CRASH!) 798 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,640 # Oh, no, you didn't 799 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,400 # You didn't push me again 800 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,320 # I got a memory like an elephant, honey 801 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,480 # I never forget 802 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,480 # They call me... # 803 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,320 RACHEL: US military have requested permission 804 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,960 to establish another defence base on our soil. 805 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,920 That base would fall under your native title lands. 806 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,800 That's a big responsibility. No shit. 807 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,240 I take it you've rung me by mistake? 808 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,720 I don't do anything by mistake, Tom. You know that. 809 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,840 MAN: These negotiations pose a threat to national security. 810 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,400 What is it about the safety of this country 811 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,160 that the Prime Minister doesn't understand? 812 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,720 It's not negotiable. 813 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,200 You've been brainwashed, girl. We don't trust you. 814 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,920 You need a lift? 815 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,640 Captions by Red Bee Media 816 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,720 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 58073

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