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Mario Mario for the dance tonight will

you please lay out my chinchilla Rhett

yes mr. Hands are also my silver lemon.

- Yarn from scaparelli and the pad to - model with the gold sequins I'll have to.

Make up my mind later while I'm in the

mood for gold or silk there we all miss

charges there shall I prepare your bath

now no no I'm going to lie down and rest

until it's time to dress under Mario

please see that I'm not disturbed

William yes and also send in my

secretary secretary yes miss chalice his

thankfully miss charges yes did you copy

the shot no about the guest list for her

dinner I'm checking it over right now

this choppers very good they're all

quite acceptable get one there's one you

wouldn't like oh that's splendid it's so

much easier to be Willy when there's

someone there to be nasty to Moorea

there's someone at the door would you

answer it please can't I haven't gotten

that far in the book yet besides it's

only the wind anyway well pretend it

isn't besides you got to learn sometime

you know if you'll give me your card

I'll see if Miss Chavez is in

from his chapters

for you miss charges no I'm not being

naughty I'm very sorry but miss chapter

says she's not being good day good day

there's a certain legal procedure to be

followed you three girls are just sit

down over there and compose yourself

whereas in do accordance with the

testamentary instructions appended here

where you can skip all that don't you

want to go about this properly know very

well you're at my hand Pam here he comes

a number of unpaid bills Oh Almighty

instead of getting money no with

everything paid including the

inheritance tax you three charter

sisters still get five thousand eight

hundred and seventy two dollars five

thousand eight hundred and seventy two

dollars in all oh well well alright

where do we sign right there all of you

be next there's mine now here's a check

nice safe investment for you no you

don't know that three percent for us

now you take southern Kansas gas and

park or you take it wait mighty sound

security they showed a profit last year

in $82,000.

Oh five thousand eight hundred and

seventy two dollars maybe mr. Hendricks

is right Pam

maybe we should invest our money our

lives in the best investment a girl can

make that's a lot of money to put in you

Pam we don't know for sure you can get a

rich husband a oh that's right we're

going to California it's not to find out

now you mingle with plumbers and you're

gonna marry a plumber mingle theirs and

chances are you'll marry a millionaire

and after Pam gets one it'll be simple

enough for her to get both of us one now

suppose you flop then where are we well

at least we've tried to get ourselves

something better say come here look at

that now what she got that I haven't got

are you or Liz a big limousine

well there's no reason why I shouldn't

- be riding around the limousine like that - intended and it seems to me if you've.

Been intended to be the girl with that

car you'd have been made that girl

instead of being put here on a chicken

- farm in Kansas Marta may be right there - Pam yes yes she may be right but she.

Also may be wrong

you must remember Liz they're thousands

of girls all over the world who feel

exactly the same way as I do about it

but all they need to get rich husbands

and the decent existence is an

opportunity to wear smart clothes and to

be seen in the right place just the same

it isn't the right way to get a husband

you oughta fall in love with a man first

they're married Liz I've tried to make

you understand it's just as easy to fall

in love with a rich man as it is with a

poor one well Pam you've been saying

these things to us for a year now and

now I more against the plan than ever

all right all right you two can stay

right here if you want freezing in the

winter roasting in the summertime

rushing out to wait on customers every

time they ring that silly little Bell

for you but not for me I'd rather be in

Santa Barbara listen these lovely music

- than here listening that I everlasting - chicken cackle.

You know after all kids we did drop cars

to find out which one of us would have

this chance and I happened to win that's

it's quite all right with me if you two

want to back out I'll go with you

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Yes yes thank you your car miss Hattie's

him you can take the blue three oh thank

you I'll take it right here if you don't

mind yeah it is of course putting the

time in his party on here thank you good

evening good evening you have

reservations for miss charters and party

miss charters oh yes we weren't

expecting you oh that's fine they're

just three of us myself my secretary my

name I see a strong family resemblance

oh you do yes we have the Erskine

charges with us here every season.

Oh Oh God well then bother you no no no

they're a miss out of bronze oh I see

did you know oh no no you see yeah you

see we haven't spoken to that branch of

the family for years

oh thank you

hello who do you want I called you

haha that's right yes I did that is your

Steve Harrington what am I doing here

what do you think I'm doing I'm looking

for a nice girl who's very rich and

incidentally very beautiful boy bungalow

number seven from this chart thank you I

hope you could very comfortable there

thank you I'm sure we'll be Kami's still

- staring at you I'm ignoring it's just - after our money

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Oh my god yes - wonderful

I hope that doesn't keep up all night I

love it

however I suppose the proper thing to do

is to complain.

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Good evening ladies

champagne champagne I didn't order any

champagne and no ma'am

mr. Waterbury sent it over from his

party next door Oh

oh really well I was just about to call

up and complain about that Friday

everybody is but it don't do no good we

got to be very careful how we handle mr.

Waterbury who is this mr. Water Barry

could you get me a napkin please

yes wait it waiter

huh who is mr. Waterbury Oh Arthur Glenn.

Waterbury you know paper boxes and

doilies Oh wine is he's only one of the

big ten that's just one of the big ten

that's all ten ten of the richest men in

America the richest name in American oh

thank you very much sure it came in to

20 million his last birthday

no gets another slice in 1940 and if he

lives until he's 28 then it really gets

some dough just for two certainly was

nice to know when next door to one of

the right people and he is a right guy

just as regular as you and me of course

it's a little stiff right now this

party's been going on for three days

well here's to mr. Waterbury bottoms up

huh and mr. Waterbury always says that.

Oh.

Is he going to be here long as soon as

we can sober him up he's going on his

honeymoon honeymoon yeah oh he made a

chorus girl on the train coming down

here three days later they were married

you're the seer artist nails she only

married him freeze money can you imagine

that yeah huh I mean I I suppose there

are women like that in the world say

there's plenty of them around here and I

can spot them a mile off you can sure

but it all sort of terrifies me one lady

well I mean if they're women here will

marry for money there must be men that

bet here too huh the joints full of them

lady oh I was afraid of that

um what's your name Mike Mike Brophy and

if there's anything I hate it's cold

niggers oh I - you say Mike so many men

have pretended to be interested me when

all they really cared about was my yeah

yeah bankroll mm-hmm I only feel safe

with men who have money because rich men

have nothing to gain by marrying me I

get you oh you can help me so much Mike

if you could give me an idea of just who

is who in Santa Barbara

yeah you couldn't have picked out a

better man - oh really there's two guys

right here in this hotel that you could

depend on swell guys with plenty of

sugar for instance there's been van yeah

a Smith his mother was a VanDam VanDam

yeah you know the Van Dam's they're

always giving zoos to deserving cities

- they like animals and it cuts down on - our income tax

Steve hit Sears me I've heard that name

somewhere before

isn't that the nice-looking young man

you snubbed Pam because you thought he

was a fortune hunter that's it oh not

Steve he's got all the dough in a world

big ranch up at Del Monte you know

coming in better know Steve oh thank you

so much Mike oh you've no idea how much

help you've been it's all right maybe

you can do something for me sometime

I hope so good night all good night

good night good night you know and I

think he's awfully cute he's a gold mine

when you start just as soon as I can get

me sleep good night good night let's

turn in we're gonna top the morning

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You lap up and I'll get away why push

the tiller away from you towards me to

the east.

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You're doing all right I didn't want to

chisel in on your glory

I believe that was just what I needed to

make me relax that was a wonderful punch

where does a girl like you pick up a

wallop like that I'm surprised too

tell me something why did you do it

you're driving you're clutching at me

like a nut

I had to do something Oh nonsense I'm

just trying to hold on to you till I can

get out of these let that be a lesson to

you never try to remove your boot from

the presence of a lady

come on up and stretch out the Sun and

so today what about introductions I'm

Steve hattington my blush to admit my

name is Smith there's a band dam that

goes with it but we try never to mention

that band Dan Smith yes you've heard of

them oh no no no of course not it's just

such a silly name that saw mr.

Harrington eventually I shall have to

meet your charming companion he has you

must do that yes uh-huh

well she is charming isn't she and brave

and strong but who is she well we've

never met now look this is my Island I

have a right to know my yes no really

right absolute strangers only now tell

me the truth

haven't you two ever met before I wanted

to meet you too a mirror she's a sassy

wench isn't she

I got beautifully cut the first time I

tried to move in oh I'm sorry about that

but I'm gonna make up for every bit of

it oops like that sock on the jaw is

gonna be the start of a very beautiful

friendship between you two a lot to make

up for you better start pretty soon all

right I'll tell you what I'll do

you can take me to dinner tonight how's

that one

that'll be fine then I can start working

on your right away huh well the trick

worked what trick what do you mean what

about near shipwreck was deliberately

planned just to get a date for the night

well I am sure I was I was sitting right

here and I saw you plainly going along

minding your own business when he cut

his boat right across your prow than the

obvious business of pretending to drown

with his boots on just know that you

could rescue it it was crude but it

worked

I'm surprised you went for it oh I think

he's very amusing no I did well there's

nothing to be ashamed of she's worth it

remind me to order a very small table

tonight just for two do you feel like

trying to swim in that yes I think I

could make it you thought I couldn't

even get 1 million air I guess my body

on the water isn't came back with two of

them that just makes our chances twice

as good now ok and you're wonderful you

haven't gotten a date with that tough

family what's this myth yet no but I

will have Steve tonight then no what's

this in the morning Steve for lunch then

for cocktails and that's the way it'll

be from now on

that's probably Steve now you see

couldn't even wait her answer

leaving good evening sir

if Miss Charles is as brilliant as I

think she's expecting me yes sir he says

you're expecting him well of course I

didn't expect you so soon mr. Harrington

but I'm awfully glad that you came a

little early sheesh I had a sneaking

hunch we were going to be pestered by

that fence first enough oh hello mr.

Harrington couldn't come I didn't want

you to be lonesome he was called out of

town oh you should oh sure I'm sure I'm

the one that had him called that's just

what I thought oh no I was trying to get

rid of you and should take a hint Oh

if you gentlemen will just make

- yourselves comfortable I'll be with you - in just enhancing.

The pad you're already there waiting.

I suppose that moments up yet now and a

half ago now let you think out the back

way to meet somebody else

Sam you better find out there we go my

birthday Legrand you said it and this

way we have our money on a two-to-one

shot - I win cigarette sir Oh tell me

have you any good books you sure and

give it back to me how'd you happen to

have this I'm not doing so good around

here either Oh

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That's no way to talk yeah it is very

beautiful really yes don't fucking wait.

Oh romance but I have romance right in

the palm of my hand don't you believe in

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Madhouses - but I wasn't figuring on

entering why are you thinking about it

now no I'm thinking of writing a

searching article on this planet

declining its effect on the human

intelligence the higher the temperature

the lower man's resistance now when a

man's cold he's practically a romantic

let there be warmth and anything can

happen what's happening to people around

here every day as a matter of fact look

what's happening to me

what faster well it's like this BAM that

you know dancer just finished it's a

good thing you interrupted me there's no

telling what I might have said where you

- left off and you going where I left off - that's page 31.

Now we're even even you say me from the

briny deep and I saved you from bad and

you couldn't wait another second neither

could you

what was he talking about anyway I can

no he's not a kid he's a very nice sound

there he's a very nice young man and I

wish I could get rid of it I'm not

really good Dan since he is ma I know as

a matter of fact Jonah that's all for

now I'm losing ground every minute we

better sit down

like a very nice one yes right the -

thank you

no this is very out the yellow saying

something that is my fondest hope do you

like barbecued beef Thank You applaud

this question do you like barbecue beef

well I don't know I've never I just say

yes and horses barbecue and this is

important riding rather ride me good and

the bots about Mexican pottery bright

reds and blues yellow this one why all

these questions because our ranch is

full of it are you thinking of sending

for your edge no I'm thinking of a way

to get rid of van so we can be alone

well had you any idea in ticket why

don't we go so with this it will never

be bothered by him again if he has any

sense of decency the trouble is he has

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Say Liz can you get into one of my

evening gowns well most of the way in oh

that's good because you're going with

bad and Steven me tonight really pay me

I'll dress right away she's going over

the bill that's daddy so I stay home

alone I'm not alone ma Michael make as

usual visit yes miss yes everybody goes

to nice places except me I don't know

why I ever agreed to this business

anyway I'm sorry you're pokin Liz just

has to go I've got to get one I'm alone

just once

well you can't stall much longer our

money's about gone isn't it Liz just a

minute

and you haven't even had a proposal well

I never thought that could be such a

thing is too many men it is it is even

if we check out tomorrow our bill will

be $100 more than we have well I have

told the two gentlemen I'm leaving

that certainly ought to make things pop

better could you have done better

well I'm doing alright at least I've had

a proposal my throwing bartender

certainly who else say maybe has $100

hung Cuse anything goes wrong oh no Pam

I couldn't do that I know I think it was

a gold digger and that's what he hates

most but you're only borrowing it more

pins and needles smoke what comes down

the chimney Sankoh make a wish

good evening gentlemen you know

certainly hello Liz hello Elizabeth oh

we're old friends you spent many a happy

lifetime waiting for you to get dressed

oh you well tonight you can wait for her

the best run along dolly and her it it's

a birthday and I promised her she can

come along with us you don't mind do you

but you gentlemen just make yourselves

at home we won't be a moment

we came prepared thank you and I'll just

take a card any particular care no

anyone a peculiar thing which one do you

want me to take Steve mm-hmm

fans my man you keep Steve with if you

have to sit on him I love it

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So it finally did it where could they

have gone

I don't know the highs becomes but their

problems could be right back but if I

know that Van Damme Smith come on honey

tell me what AOL chip you know all Mike

the guy that can fix things this I'm

afraid you aren't worried about the miss

charters oh no no I feel sort of

responsible for her after recommending

those two fellas that are always with

her you see this is about my sister your

sister uh-huh I didn't know you had one

I don't talk about it much around here

right now she's a little short of money.

Oh most everybody is these days she

wants to get home to Kansas and she

hasn't got the hundred dollars she needs

she that's tough I don't want to ask

miss charters Barton I don't know

anybody around here except you well I

wouldn't want to ask you I don't know

who else you could ask I don't want to

burden you with my family

funny thing is I got $100 I've been

saving to buy an engagement ring but if

you feel so bad about your sister you're

wonderful I'm late I gotta get back to

work come on.

I wonder what the fish think of on a

night like this.

Oh other fish I suppose and thinking how

they'd rather eat them and look at the

moon like night shame on you

no they're probably whirling around the

light letting the moon splash on their

scales looking very handsome that's a

little slippery gentlemen how does that

Wayne Taylor Oh they've got our places

thank you pardon we have no idea this

would you oh no we were just resting it

isn't really hot place but we come here

every Thursday night Wow I don't want

you to think a thing about it because

we're really only tourists here anyway

yes excuse good night good night man

ah this has been a lovely evening there

all evenings are lovely with you

this one I'll remember forever it's your

last one here our last one together

don't let's think about that it'll make

all this sad instead of wonderful make

all this one of those holiday romances

damn you swell tweets together and

praise about each other when you have to

say goodbye I'm in an empty feeling as

though all the joy gone out of life

write a few letters back and forth less

than I saw we probably meet each other

again sometime perhaps we pass each

other on a dance floor

good smile and be about all just be

somebody you thought metal at once

didn't mean anything anymore it couldn't

be that way with us no means so much

more than me want me too much more than

I thought I didn't remains could ever me

then this can't be the end only the

beginning let's not going for one

let's never go ahead let's get right out

walking like this up an aisle to an

honor and then on again you and I

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You'll marry me then

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Oh Millie

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Over there

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You're making an awful mistake but don't

let me stop you now I have all the

social accomplishments I suppose dance

well ski will play polo fairly well when

I sing in my bath I sing on key and most

important of all for a happy married

life I call beautifully and make up

again beautiful which qualifies you as

the perfect husband family there's

something I'm gonna tell you far away

oh yeah

I'm not a rich girl I came out here

looking for a rich husband

I even planned out a campaign and

there's only the most glorious luck in

the world that I fell in love with you

but it wouldn't have mattered I I swear

if you'd said it pins in a bowling alley

I'd loved you anyway but I thought you

were a child yes from a little poultry

- farm in the state of Kansas I was a - miserable I always dreamed of running a.

Weight of all the bright things that

I've known here those people using love

fun I can't believe it it sounds

incredible your private bungalow in the

beautiful clothes you made your

secretary I gambled all the money I had

in the world the $5,000 legacy and now

even that's gone but then it won't make

any difference women well yes naturally

it is you see I I haven't got a dime to

my name more than that I'm hopelessly in

debt boo boo as it may seem I I'm here

to marry a rich girl myself but you have

named your a ban-ban Smith yes my

grandfather had millions nice fat

millions but he left all em and Trust to

support his zoos takes every penny I can

get to make good the obligations he left

me we've been faking our position for

years well we certainly double crossed

each other beautifully didn't we yes we

certainly did

well don't be nice to have known you mr.

spinner do miss charters

darling we're not going to let this stop

us there's no reason the world why we

can't be married anyway even if neither

of us have anyone wouldn't work Pam I

- know lots of people get married without - them you could get a job now look you.

Came out of here and sank everything you

had to get a rich husband I'm not gonna

let you tie yourself up to somebody

that's broke on them then surely you

don't think anything about that but I

started out to get what I got doesn't

matter love but I tell you it won't work

why not all these dreams have come up

again it's a bad foundation we haven't

got a chance all these little waiting

you came out here to get a rich husband

and that's what you're going to get why

- should I be the one to stand in the way - of all your plans Steve's the one for.

You he's in love with you and he can

give you everything in the world to make

you have that if you loved me you

couldn't talk to me this way you

couldn't but don't you understand I'm

- trying to help you get the very thing - that you really want.

Yes honestly I'm Stan perfect

I'm a Pam believe me that's the only way

it can be.

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Hi hi thanks give me a glass now huh no

you don't look so good yourself anything

happened anything happened no nothing at

all

everything's just fine leaving town in

the morning not alone by any chance yep

alone did you ever have a good kick in

the pants

oh yes awesome why I just had mine him

anybody we know well I was saying it's

just sort of hard to find out she just

has you around to keep her in a holiday

mood

it's the handyman dance floor surfboard

I thought it was very serious between

you two yeah you think it is you'll find

out she just has you around to keep her

from getting serious about somebody

she's really in love with

oh come on stick around let's make a

night of it No thank you I I'm just

going on

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Mike yes you better push that baby buggy

of yours over to the charters at the end

then I think there's going to be cause

for celebration over there I'm on my way

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It's all right Pam

we don't mind going back to Kansas the

wrong break and ignored how really sweet

and decent he was you couldn't have

known I'd have gone for van myself if it

hadn't been for Mike I would've been

ever have to show up if I'd never seen

him I could have been perfectly happy

and what was Steve if it's bad when I

say if it's been done very politely but

I never want to see him I'll tell him

but I won't be very polite about it you

could still go to Steve oh no it's not

after the way I've ignored him I

couldn't these tires would be right in

mr. Harrington thank you

and Steve you'll be crying oh I mean

what becomes he trying to tell you but.

Larry you've meant so much to me.

Pam I've been a little overwhelmed when

I tried to tell you how much but if you

mad at me I'll prove to you the things

that I say so badly now what about the

red smell of barbecued beef no the

Mexican pottery the bright red blue

everything's gonna brighten and yeah I'm

gonna marry pan for me again you're

coming with us not gonna make all the

arrangements

oh I doubt very much Liz if I deserve

anything as nice as then it's a matter

of fact I know I don't listen honey

nothing can separate us no matter where

you go I'll get to you somehow through

that door has just come the luckiest

girl in the world

I don't do it just as easy to fall in

love with a rich man as a poor one I

think it's marvelous Pam getting a rich

husband like Steve you should be proud

of your sisters sisters

I've been took by gold diggers I not

only helps you do your gold digging but

I put my money in it oh this is awful

no buts I may have been made a monkey oh

but I can fix that too I'm going right

over to mr. Harrington and tell him that

me and him has been given the works

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Hurry up sure.

Hey

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We're almost there a twisty yes almost

because you're not really there when we

get there huh you see there's a five

mile drive from the gate to the ranch

house just imagine having the five mile

front yard we do everything big here in

California yes I do hope your sister

likes me oh don't worry about Miriam she

likes everybody what do you think she'll

be up when we get there I'm sure she'll

be up there trouble is nobody ever knows

where she'll be

you see yeah my sister is one of those

people who can't always rely on in fact

sometimes she does things that a lot of

people would call odd I don't want you

to judge her to her she started because

whatever she does she always means well

yes you know where she went.

Kilian poor miss Miriam never tells me

that she's going she just goes it helps

to worry for her it's only 3:30 Oh some

scalloped oysters while you're not

eating anything delicious but she comes

home laughing like that I almost know

where she's been these yours

oh well in a way yes Steve they're

lovely what are you gonna do with them

this here I got engaged when I was in

Santa Barbara engaged two or three no I

was so fed you turn out to be an old

maid oh darling I'm so happy but you're

just the type of girl that I picked by

myself you know that I mean

I'm not if Chartres is fiancee you're

beautiful too so you did some good

picking there for himself food say I

love nightclubs of the food that give

you doesn't really fit some chickens to

eat is it and I said say don't bitch and

sit down thank you very much

why did you say thank you very much oh

you know Stevie almost said he'd never

get married but I knew he would at the

moment the right girl came along and

honey you're as pretty as a picture.

AM iam I'm not marrying her oh my miss

charters made mr. Harrington is sister

that I sit down here in need well I

don't think keep you from being pretty

does it what do you say I say nothing

it's a bad time you did why don't you

say something where did I find you in

the bar I did that Monty hotel you know

the funniest thing I always meet the

nicest men in bars how did you have to

come home with me

he said you're afraid to drive after get

so many rivals and would I Drive for you

please Oh was that you well Stevie he's

home again with three beautiful girls

happy days do you like us I think it's

one of the nicest families I've ever

married into so that reminds me I am is

called hotel to make reservations this

tomorrow night I'll ride with you

alright for what darling for the party

dying now that you're home we just can't

sit around celebrate all right

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Hello swing it Unitas nice at it oh it

couldn't be better

not gonna be able to hear ourselves

think who wants to hear themselves think

in a nightclub

what cool Madonna like a couple of men

oh I quite agree with you there's

nothing more gruesome than three ladies

- - God Nessa course father

yes that's right I'm going to the bar

big-game hunting yes yes I think I

wanted a career and one - Liz - all

right three divers peas and some beer my

sister yes.

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You're not from Seattle are you I regret

to say that I'm not

now I didn't think you were you don't

look like him Bam Bam Smith in case

you're interested I'm delighted and you

will know absolutely I can't see why

well don't you ever get bored with

people oh I'll say I do but I've got

some novice people that I'd like you to

meet over here let's put that down.

I do think a church wedding is still

viewed I well then why don't we have it

doesn't make a bit of difference to me

hello Steve you two know each other we

do and me thinking I found a strange

look who's here

how do you do then hello Elizabeth Oh

Pam hello man yeah the girls were down

for the polo tournament he wants me to

play on his team

gosh it's swell to see you again innit

damn oh yes a new slope would you care

to dance with me miss Harrington hi any

good I have some excellent references

well I don't believe what I see so try

it out on Pam and if he comes back on

Scott we'll talk it over

like another one Elizabeth no thank you

yeah what did you say his name was

oh man Van Damme Smith you know they

give away zoos and animals do you think

- you'd autograph a giraffe for me or - something.

It's wonderful to see you again Pam

thank you it's always nice to see old

friends is that all we are not old

friends can you think of anything nice

well I think it's something more

exciting exciting but I'm not looking

for excitement

life is full of so many things I never

even dream of it I'm just now beginning

to realize a few of them now you see van

I'm not quite the same girl you knew in

Santa Barbara that changed people don't

change overnight you're just the same to

me.

Just as beautiful just as exciting just

as desirable while ago nothing gonna

thrilled me so much just to have you

make love to me now the kindest thing I

can say of it is that it's in very poor

taste considering what's happening don't

know why I haven't said anything that

you don't already know Steve doesn't

know what might be called yesterday's

news when I go on printing it

no no then you and I said goodbye to

each other let's let it go at that you

know we really couldn't be further apart

if you were easy I'm aware.

I really think you ought to ask Marion

to dance after all she found

it's up to you oh no no it's up to you

come over here and sit down moment you

know Steve told me all about you then

and now that I'm finally become possibly

let you go you must come home with us

tonight and stay over for the wedding he

could be best man I'm here with friends

I'm afraid that it'd be impossible

what did you tell me that you were bald

yes now look here do you want to be on

hand to Steve's wedding or not well

naturally well then it's all settled

we drink on occasion like this champagne

champagne India beauty mistranslate got

a fine head but there's too much red

near Loeb you think so if you want to

- greet out a defect never use a bird like - that sir breeder.

Paulina's but mighty steep feet here's

all set to go

taking the swine and see get been

pirated news guys right and dead ends

mr. Smith the lady chat Little Miss

million are you doing my chicken yard no

alibis not you don't need that mr. Hanjo

she's told me enough this morning to

fill a book.

Thank You Man you're welcome you know so

much about chickens well I have a

secretary once to a lady who would who

made a hobby of them like you do and I

guess I must have learned about them

from her nothing to be ashamed of I

think that's swell Panda Thunder does

anybody have to pick out a chicken yard

Elizabeth thanks chickens she only said

she does nobody in their right mind

could like chickens or they make awfully

good eating miss herring yes sir all

right sweet but you don't have to go to

bed with him like Steve does the

chickens such a dumb file I like a bird

with personality you know like a duck

you've got something there you know

geese are good too no no Lisa better you

know it burns me up when I see a full

woman with no sense and somebody said

she's nothing but a goose if only one

woman in 10 had as much sense as this

wouldn't be a man's world we know.

I can never want to see another no you

ride like one of the valets the.

Valkyries carry dead heroes to Valhalla

when I carry a man around he's gotta

have a life in him fancy mmm-hmm I know

the very things you do Oh take a snoot

full of that and I'm hungry you can keep

it should know number five just give me

one good whiff of chicken liver

miss Harrington I'm afraid you're one of

those carnival women miss amore come on

in everybody

this is just what you'd like in charge I

get some all Thank You Olivia you should

come with us you certainly should that

guys gonna do what man wouldn't let me

well I believe in letting sleeping.

Brides lie I'm no early riser either but

I made a martyr of myself this morning

for this luscious thing on my left here

say do you like a little rum in your

coffee no no I always take gin the

morning I'm an optimist

would you like a roll sir Mike how are

you mr. Harrington Mike old man

good morning mr. Smith my goodness you

people seem to know everybody like what

are you doing here I wanted to talk to

you but he came to the back door and

asked me for job when he tell me what he

used to be I hired him on the spot I've

always wanted my own personal bartender

and if anybody objects I better speak

right now or forever hold their peace

I'm jacked I'm tickled pink how are you

miss Carthage how are you Mike

and how do you do miss charters oh it's

it's good to see you again my well

someday I'd like to find a man who

didn't know anybody here boys what on

earth that yes Gilly what is this you

ordered them miss Harrington for the

barbecue the barbecue oh yes of course

the barbecue some whatever's behind

those things to put them on the table

we'll be in in a moment or two right in

here boy somebody giving a barbecue yes

didn't I tell you but I'm giving a

barbecue party for you and Pam to

celebrate your forthcoming marriage and

everybody in monterey county is going to

be here well that's awfully sweet of you.

Miriam thank you I want you to meet them

darling oh of course

- let's all go and try the things aren't - showing.

For goodness sake you look at that you

see might have he's here Oh Mike oh my

goodness what's he here blackmail of

course what do you think he's here for

oh I knew this was too good to last

oh come on well you might as well stop

packing hello Maura oh how are you I

guess I don't have to tell you why I'm

here oh my god quite understand miss

charters you locked me in your bathroom

yeah yeah yeah well I'm sorry about that

Mike

everything we did that night we had to

do and you got $200 back to every penny

of it and Mike you won't tell mr.

Harrington about us yeah that depends

miss charters oh please Mike please

don't well I don't want to have to tell

him but I got principles but I want to

see how things go here well we'll do

anything you say Mike oh yes anything at

all anything you act decent like the

kind of lady Steve Harrington is

entitled to for a wife and I won't say a

word I promise I will but you're just

sort of on probation see I'll be

watching and if I see any monkey

business I'll go to Steve and I'll tell

them the works may have to kill myself

afterwards on account of loving Morris

so much but you just try to put over

anything funny and I'll blow this whole

thing to little Adams

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Now how about the High Sierra it's the.

Pacific Ocean and the Mojave Desert I've

offered you practically everything else

I'm Fred that still won't be enough

you'll never get a better offer what do

you say well I'll tell you miss.

Harrington it's this way don't shatter

you either say yes or no well I'm afraid

the answer have to be nothing oh look

who's coming into a panic look well she

seems to be spending the evening with

fuller grand but Annie's very interested

you should be so impressed he only just

came back miss honeymoon if you knew his

wife as well as I do you couldn't drag

him no thank you

I'll have some microtome in here not me

thank you.

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By the way where are you two going on

your honeymoon oh we haven't decided yet

we haven't even discussed it oh really

why not but plenty of time for that fan

plenty of time you're gonna be married

tomorrow aren't you

well I don't think is anything to make

an issue of you it's just where you're

wrong there's nothing so important to

newlyweds and they know just where

they're going just what they're going to

do too many of them leave everything to

chance.

I'm against it

oh you are like five well supposing your

bride isn't a good saving what happened

our situation no less one friend that

took his bride to Honolulu and he spent

the entire voyage of the men smoking

then they got there wasn't it Wow she

done well quick enough to take the next

boat back but they were divorced before

the year was over

no mama little won't do I've got it I've

got it.

Niagara Falls alright I see nothing

wrong with Niagara Falls I've always

wanted to go there

- well darling you people there on your - honeymoon you go alone don't be.

Difficult

I'm not being good I just had my heart

set on Italy that's all you mind Italy I

should say not at least fine ha ha

probably be there myself I'll see you

oh well that ought to be charming you

really expect to be a Middleton yes I

have an offer to go there yes my friend

Arthur Grier has offered me a job there

selling refrigerated refrigerators oh

well at last you found a job worthy of

your trainer oh yes this job has quite a

social significance the cause of peace

in Europe the best be served by good

cheap refrigerator now the pennies the

ranked idealist by the way you've been

promising advance all evening how about

this oh yes do you mind no no not at all.

Miriam will you dance with me my own

rather of course not a rather beautiful

flower.

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So you're gonna start to enjoy this are

you I think you probably will marry my

church so you've noticed that - that's

pretty obvious isn't it yes I think you

taught to get along very well together

that's right

of course it will never be the great

romance that ours might have been

then it'll be a nice healthy normal

arrangement that's the word I was living

here together

that'll be jolly its Miriam's house too

I'm crazy about it of course we wouldn't

beat him up to the time Marion loves to

travel as I do actually if we don't

defeat here now and then to pick up our.

London but even if we were here you

wouldn't get in each other's way pretty

big place like this and all of us being

so fond of each other.

Miriam wants to roll over right away

that's your heart but I say no you know

it's it's too bad that you didn't plan a

double wedding then just think of the

fun we'd have been married on the same

day

maybe we've been advanced on second

thought maybe better mother I mean after

all I am getting married tomorrow and I

should get some rest just this one last

dance dance No

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Now why is it that I can bounce so much

better with you and I can attend I don't

know hands a better dancer than I am

maybe that's him it's too bad dance.

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When do we stop drink no thanks not me

well maybe just one might help I'll make

it myself

hold it up I may need strength you're

gonna get it oh good night he's still

able to resist me well I guess I didn't

make that one right come in well then

just what are you doing in my room

I came here to tell you can't marry

Steve oh you did well if you don't

believe this instant I'll call Steve I

wish you would and the three of us could

have this out together we should have

done it long ago but it's not too late

now came here because I wanted to I was

curious to see how much punishment I

- could take any other band would have the - decency to stay away yes my man's in.

Love he doesn't wear himself out

worrying about decency yes you're in

love you love me you love me so much

- that you tossed me right in the arms of - another man so I'd be happy.

Use the pretending Pam you know we love

each other

what are we gonna do darling

no can do then we've got to tell Steve

yeah so I'm telling there's nothing else

we can do no I don't think I will I have

been doing pretty well well perhaps it

might help got one already for you hope

it's a good one because I'm gonna need

strength either someone else just said

that I'm hearing double goodnight

first of all these feats of strength

that are going on upstairs maybe we're

missing something

what is this one golf business anyway if

I can do it so can I oh I guess they're

better men than I am

and I wonder if you could stop for a

moment while I speak to my fiance I'm

sorry Steve we were just coming to see

you you've got a long way I have

something to tell you I have something

to say to both wait a minute Steve I

have something I want to say to you

first

it's it's awful and I don't know quite

how to say it but uh Steve come here

look I have a confession to make to you

I've never been quite honest with you oh

yeah I'm not Pamela chatters the heiress

I spent my whole life on a chicken farm

my one ambition was to get away from it

and marry a rich husband I had some

crazy notion it was just as easy to fall

in love with a rich man as his a proven

and so we left home with our legacy

three sisters in search of a husband

everything was going fine until until I

fell in love with the wrong man

well I know it isn't a pretty story.

Steve and I'm terribly ashamed but

there's not anything that's real about

me except one thing my love for van but

your sister's homo said it wouldn't work

no yes no Elizabeth said it wasn't right

way to get a husband

Elizabeth ELISA bleah that's what's been

on my mind all day but this is madness

that's why I was pacing up and down all

day

oh darling you let me off oh sure now I

know what's the matter with him he's in

love Elizabeth this is no way to behave

and I'm trying to ask you a very simple

question will you marry me strange every

girl I asked to marry me has a man in

her room.

I just turned out tonight well I heard a

funny noise I turned around and eyes on

man and I'm darkness man climbing

through the window in one hand he had

something that looked like a long night

I was right over there

that's your gun yes I got to got you

yeah I got ya drop your weapons I got

you covered.

Mike Mike it's just me you of all people

creeping into women's bedrooms I didn't

mean to come in here

honest I didn't what are you doing

climbing out of the balcony I was just

trying to get into Morris room certainly

would be and then has the right to visit

is on wide presently why why we were

married yesterday by the Justice of.

Peace in Salinas well then why act like

a second-story working life why I think

aboutthe needs a lot more romantic than

a door and we're leaving for Mike's

ranch right after Pam's wedding march

ranch and a little place in Montana

about 15,000 acres and 100 thousand head

of cattle no 100,000 acres and 15,000

headache it I went out to see live well

now I've seen it I guess I'll settle

down with the cows and Mura.

Oh none of your mind looks like a double

wedding

are you sure you're divided into the

right couples Oh everybody's very

happily made him Oh everybody but me

well losing ban is one of the blessings

of 1938 and if you think that's nothing

but sour grapes you're absolutely right

well darling it was your idea you're the

only system that didn't get a rich

husband hmm

what do you say now well exactly what

I've always said it's just as easy to

fall in love with the poor manners a

rich one

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