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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,405 [TENSE MUSIC] 2 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,649 [COMPUTER CHIRPING] 3 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,486 [COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING] 4 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,222 [TECHNICIAN] So you'll be disoriented at first. 5 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,291 - Just try and land on your feet. - Okay. 6 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:29,595 Now, once you're through, find the lab. 7 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,697 The technician there will give you a ride to town. 8 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,632 And things will be different? 9 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,267 That's what you paid for. 10 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,239 [TECHNICIAN SIGHS] 11 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,540 [EXHALES] 12 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,541 [TECHNICIAN GROANS] 13 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,043 [MICROWAVE BEEPS] 14 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:48,714 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 15 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,383 [ELECTRICITY SIZZLES] 16 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,485 Okay. [EXHALES DEEPLY] 17 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,558 - [SWITCH CLICKS] - [MACHINE WARBLES] 18 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,494 [HANDLE CLANKS] 19 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,196 [TECHNICIAN GRUNTS] 20 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:07,399 [MACHINES WHIRRING] 21 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,706 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 22 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,811 [AIR WHOOSHES FORCEFULLY] 23 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,549 [METAL CLANGING] 24 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,730 [ENGINE REVVING] 25 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,575 [SIGHS] It's time for a new shirt. 26 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,244 What's wrong with this shirt? 27 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,646 It looks like a zombie Halloween costume. 28 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,381 I was wearing this shirt when we met. 29 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,851 And every day since then by the looks of it. 30 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:01,386 Sometimes a little change can be a good thing. 31 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,755 Babe, I have bad news for you. 32 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,858 What's your bad news, babe? 33 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,793 - I plan to be buried in this shirt. - Oh. 34 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,329 - Yeah. - Well, then you better hope I die first. 35 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,164 - Doesn't matter, it's in my will. - Oh, yeah? 36 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,866 - There's nothing you can do. - Mm-hmm. Yeah? 37 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:16,168 I have a top-notch estate planner. 38 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,436 - Oh, you do? - I haven't told you about that? 39 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,437 - No. - His name's Wilfred. 40 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,638 Shut up. 41 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,906 - You shut up. - You shut up. 42 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,142 - You shut up. - Shut up. [LAUGHS] 43 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,743 [JAZZY PIANO MUSIC] 44 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,211 [CROWD CHATTERING] 45 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,464 - [WOMAN] You haven't told him yet? - No. 46 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,232 What are you waiting for? 47 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,268 - He's not going to like it. - Just tell him. 48 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,569 Maybe he'll surprise you. 49 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,471 Are we talking about the same Todd? 50 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,539 I mean. 51 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,308 - Hey, babe. - Mm. 52 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,510 - Hey, babe. - Hey, babe. 53 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,547 - Dave wanted to show you something. Did he find you? - Uh-oh, what? 54 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,249 Probably a porno mag or a really cool bug. 55 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:07,653 - He's not that bad. - No offense, but your brother is an overgrown man-child. 56 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,655 Todd! [LAUGHS] 57 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,889 Check this out, man. 58 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,295 [TODD] I mean, it is impressive. 59 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,197 Is it, though? 60 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,332 [DAVE GURGLES] 61 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,901 [DAVE LAUGHS AND COUGHS] 62 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,870 Hey. Hey. Let's go to that new bar 63 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,906 that they've got, they got the, they got "Ghostbusters" pinball. 64 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,409 - Man, that's a classic. - Dude, it's late. 65 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,778 Dude, it's not late, it's nine o'clock. When was the last time we hung out? 66 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,646 I feel like I haven't seen Lucy in like a week. 67 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,416 Lucy, tell you boyfriend to stop being such an ass badger. 68 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,718 Todd, stop being such an ass badger. 69 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,621 You know about my... it's a condition. I can't help it. 70 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,258 - What about you, Annie? Playing pinball? - My name is Abby. 71 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,359 And you're an idiot. 72 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:49,796 And that's a no? 73 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:55,601 - [DAVE] Oh, fuck, it was Abby, it was Abby. - Are you all right to drive? 74 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,437 - Yeah, I'm fine, of course I'm fine, yes. - Say the alphabet backwards. 75 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,572 - He can't say it forwards. - All right, so touch your nose. 76 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,940 - I'm fine. - Touch your nose. 77 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,609 - I'm... - Touch your nose! 78 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,377 Touch your nose. Okay. 79 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:08,413 - Touched. - All right, all right. Just be safe. 80 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,950 Of course I'm going to be safe, always. What about you? 81 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,453 - Last chance for boys' night. - Another time. 82 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,322 All right, well, don't be a stranger. 83 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:18,523 Go to bed! 84 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:32,404 So... There's an opening at work. 85 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,740 - Mm-hmm. - It's the VP of marketing, 86 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,409 and my boss says the job is mine if I want it. 87 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:40,546 That's amazing. 88 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,682 It's in the Seattle office. 89 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,586 Seattle, Washington? 90 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,423 I want to go. 91 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,393 Well, that's going to be a hell of a commute, babe, 92 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,962 but I mean, if you're committed 93 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,463 I bet you could just, you know, take... 94 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,332 And I want you to come with me. 95 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,773 You're being serious right now? 96 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:08,775 Mm-hmm. 97 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,610 I've never even been to Seattle. 98 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,979 Well, you've never really been anywhere 99 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,414 outside of New England. 100 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,948 That's my point. 101 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:17,950 Mine, too. 102 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:19,785 [TODD SCOFFS] 103 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,453 What? 104 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,654 What are you thinking? 105 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,857 I don't want to move. 106 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,529 I like it here. 107 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,897 I like the way things are. 108 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:34,900 [SIGHS] 109 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,703 Why are you making that face? 110 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:38,837 - What? - I knew you would do this. 111 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,105 Do what? 112 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,742 Cop that bullshit resistant attitude 113 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,777 - you have all of the time. - What? 114 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,413 - You didn't even think about it. - What do you want me to say? 115 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,415 You want me to be excited by the fact 116 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,584 that my girlfriend is taking a job across the country 117 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,053 without even talking to me about it? 118 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,955 Fine, well, I'll pack my bags tonight. 119 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,925 Let's leave tonight if that's what you want to do. 120 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,494 Yeah, forget it. Just forget I asked. 121 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,631 What are you doing? 122 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,801 Are you sleeping me out? 123 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,673 Lucy. 124 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,410 Lucy. 125 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,061 And I'm like, "That's like, it would be a really long commute" 126 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,497 to go from Providence to Seattle." 127 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,832 And then all of a sudden, she's like, "Well, yeah, I'm taking it." 128 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,735 And I'm like, "what are you talking about?" 129 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,837 How could you take a job 130 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,106 3,000 miles away without talkin' to me about it? 131 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,675 Hey, man, it sucks, okay. But I told you, she does this. 132 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:53,612 She does this all the time. She doesn't stay put. 133 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,047 She's a restless spirit, or whatever the hell you want to... 134 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,549 [DAVE SHOUTS] 135 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,850 [DAVE GROANS LOUDLY] 136 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,986 - You son of a bitch! - I'm trying... 137 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,889 - I'm asking for your help here. - How? How, are you watching this? 138 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:07,726 I need your help, I have no... I don't know what to do. 139 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,065 [TODD SIGHS HEAVILY] 140 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,032 - What? - Ever since the two of you got together, 141 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,935 I've noticed a very steep decline in us hanging out. 142 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,771 What's with that, man? Like, oh, you come by in the middle of the night. 143 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,740 You want to complain about my sister. Yeah, that's awesome. 144 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,042 That's real fun, man. We used to do things, man. 145 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,611 When was the last time we went fishing? 146 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,014 - Never. - I rest my case. 147 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,816 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 148 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,618 You want to go fishing? Is that what you want? 149 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,070 Yeah. 150 00:07:35,071 --> 00:15:11,330 All right, man, we'll go fishing. 151 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,955 Good, I'm free Sunday. 152 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,125 [SCOFFS] All right, dude. 153 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,893 Thanks for your help. 154 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,595 No problem, buddy. 155 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,863 Sunday, right? 156 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,532 We're going to do this on Sunday? 157 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:48,800 I need a yes. 158 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,935 [TODD] Yes. 159 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,506 [DAVE SCREAMING] 160 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,074 [DAVE GROANS] No! 161 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,713 [SOFT EERIE MUSIC] 162 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,624 [ENGINE REVVING] 163 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,819 [TODD SIGHS] 164 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,321 [DOOR SLAMMING] 165 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,800 Luce? 166 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,738 Lucy? 167 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,013 Shit. 168 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,149 [KNOCKING] 169 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,621 [LIGHT TENSE MUSIC] 170 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,655 Hey, Todd. 171 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,874 Stop it! 172 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,879 Who are you? 173 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,082 I'm you. 174 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,884 [LAUGHS] You're me? 175 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,854 Well, you're me. 176 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,359 [SCOFFS] But. 177 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,628 But... 178 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,898 But, [SCOFFS] but. 179 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,100 You're me. 180 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,735 I'm you. 181 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,903 A slightly thinner you. 182 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,238 Wait, what? 183 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,975 Look, Todd, I have a problem. 184 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,112 And I need your help. 185 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,216 [TODD SCOFFS] 186 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,085 Wait. 187 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,322 Wait, how is this possible? 188 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,890 [TODD LAUGHS] 189 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,126 It doesn't matter. 190 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,095 It'll all make sense soon. 191 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,706 Okay. 192 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,908 This is fuckin' weird. 193 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,680 What's your problem? 194 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,083 You. 195 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,421 [CLATTERING] 196 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,227 - [BODY THUDDING] - [TODD YELPS] 197 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,015 [SKILLET CLANGS] 198 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,986 [TENSE PIANO MUSIC] 199 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,240 [KNOCKING] 200 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,366 [COMPUTER CHIRPING] 201 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,374 [TODD EXHALES DEEPLY] 202 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,450 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 203 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,320 [CELLPHONE BUZZING] 204 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,563 Hello? 205 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,299 Lucy, hi. 206 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,003 I miss you. 207 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,005 Been like eight hours. 208 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,074 No, I know. 209 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,110 We should probably talk when I get home. 210 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,513 I'd like that. 211 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:37,550 Really? 212 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,853 More than anything. 213 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,556 I love you. 214 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,326 I love you, too. 215 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,906 - [LEVER CLUNKS] - [MACHINES BLIPPING] 216 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,274 [HANDLE SQUEALING] 217 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,977 [FIST POUNDING] 218 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,579 [FAINT CLASSICAL MUSIC ON RADIO] 219 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,085 [SWITCH CLICKS] 220 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,124 [MACHINES WHIRRING] 221 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,230 [LOUD CLASSICAL MUSIC] 222 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,867 [HANDLE CLANKS] 223 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,905 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 224 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,384 [AIR WHOOSHES FORCEFULLY] 225 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,257 [AIR WHOOSHING] 226 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,296 [TODD GROANS] 227 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,947 [EERIE PIANO MUSIC] 228 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,231 [TODD GROANS] 229 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,344 [UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC] 230 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,543 - What happened to you? - Uh... I'm not sure exactly. 231 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:23,181 I remember talking to myself, which, that can't be right. 232 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,552 You need to go to a hospital or? 233 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,621 No, no, I just need to get home. 234 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,523 Where's home? 235 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,992 Providence. 236 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,326 All right, hop in, guy. 237 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,427 Thank you. 238 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,599 It's not too far, I don't think. 239 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,604 It's this one up here on the right. 240 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,644 Yeah, thanks. Thanks again for the ride. 241 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,114 [DRIVER] Yeah, get that head checked out. 242 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,288 [DOOR RATTLES] 243 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,763 Lucy. 244 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,732 Lucy, I'm locked out. 245 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,369 Yes? 246 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,605 What are you doing in my house? 247 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,707 - Your house? - Well, yeah, it's... 248 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,675 - [DOOR THUDS] - [LOCK CLICKS] 249 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,178 - Hey! - [FIST POUNDING] 250 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,180 Hey! 251 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,216 What the fuck is happening? 252 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,167 [DOORBELL DINGING] 253 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,570 Dave, thank God. 254 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,472 You got to help me. [PANTING] 255 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,774 [SIGHS] Dave, come on. 256 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,578 Something's goin' on here, man. I talked to myself. 257 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,414 Dave, I know it sounds crazy, but there's another me. 258 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,218 And now I don't live where I live, and you have a, 259 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,787 you have a mustache. Why do you have a mustache? 260 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,623 Dave, Dave, come on, man. I need your help. 261 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,560 Dave. Thank you. 262 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,228 What'd you do to your head? 263 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,729 - [TODD] What? - What did you do to your head? 264 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,565 [PANTING] 265 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,533 [STAMMERS] I think he hit me. 266 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,870 - Who hit you? - The other me, the other Todd. 267 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,607 Something's goin' on here, man, and I need your help. 268 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,777 Thank you. 269 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,783 - Ow, ow. - [DAVE] Stop moving. 270 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,451 Ow, I'm moving because you're poking it. 271 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,354 Yeah, well, I'm poking it because you're moving. 272 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,791 You know what? Do it yourself. I don't know why you didn't just go to the hospital. 273 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,695 Because I came here. Why am I getting the sense that you don't want me here? 274 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,164 - Really? - Really. 275 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,732 Todd, I'm not going to rehash the past with you. 276 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,901 Rehash what? You are not making any sense. 277 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,436 You haven't made any sense since I got here. 278 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,404 - I'm not making sense? - Yes. 279 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,173 I'm the one that's not making sense. 280 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,626 Yes. 281 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:06,907 [SIGHS] Maybe you should just go. 282 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,414 Are you serious? 283 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,750 You're serious. 284 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,155 Fine. 285 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,389 Just let me call Lucy. 286 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,161 Now, how do you intend to do that? 287 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,796 With a phone, Dave. A phone would work great. 288 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,199 - Why are you doin' this? - Doin' what? 289 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,800 - Todd. - Dave. 290 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,873 - She's gone. - She's gone? What? [SCOFFS] 291 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,442 - What do you mean she's gone? She left for Seattle already? - [DOOR OPENS] 292 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,244 - What are you talking about? - We just talked about it. 293 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,547 She wouldn't have just left for Seattle. 294 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,349 Abby. What? Who's the kid? 295 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,790 [TODD GASPS] 296 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:59,363 He's talkin' crazy. He said he wanted to call Lucy. He thinks she's in Seattle. 297 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,266 Well, obviously he's having some kind of a mental break. He needs help. 298 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,469 Abby, I have done everything I could for him. 299 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,738 - He needs to see a doctor. - I agree with you. 300 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,775 Is there a 24-hour mental institution I can bring him to? 301 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,243 Lucy would want us to. 302 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,546 Oh, that is... 303 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,616 that is so not fair. 304 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,251 [BABY COOS] 305 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,723 - What are you doing? - I need today's newspaper. 306 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:31,529 - Why? - Because I think I've traveled through time. 307 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,732 No, no, you have not. 308 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,568 - Well, then explain to me what's goin' on. - You hit your head. 309 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,904 I hit my head, and now you have a baby? 310 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,441 Where's my baby, Dave? 311 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,647 [ROMANTIC JAZZY MUSIC] 312 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,257 Hi. 313 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,859 - Hi. - It's so good to see you. 314 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,896 Yeah, I don't want to pretend like nothing happened. 315 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,601 Neither do I. 316 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,771 I see that you're mad. 317 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,009 And I get it. 318 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,811 You do? 319 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,880 Yes. 320 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,015 Yes, I get it. 321 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,351 You were right. 322 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,854 Oh, you were right. 323 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,922 You were right. 324 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,525 About what? 325 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,395 Hmm? 326 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,663 [LUCY] Right about what? 327 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,300 Everything. 328 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,068 You were right about everything. 329 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,004 Being? 330 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,975 Wait, just, 331 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,378 I need to be more supportive, 332 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,447 - you know, and... - No, that's not really the point. 333 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,615 No, no, no, listen. 334 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,584 I'm not being very eloquent. 335 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,621 I am committed to you, 336 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:05,923 100 percent. 337 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,393 To us, to being together. 338 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,098 I'm willing to do whatever it takes to be with you. 339 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,950 All right, so what about all the stuff 340 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,125 you said last night? 341 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:25,776 I wasn't myself last night is the truth. 342 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,346 So you'll come with me? 343 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,615 Of course I'll go with you. 344 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,817 Yeah? 345 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,886 I'd go anywhere for you. 346 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:38,857 Anywhere? 347 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:40,958 You have no idea. 348 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,532 - Come here. - What are we doing? 349 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,737 I don't know, I'm trying to hold you and dance with you. 350 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,609 So we're going to Seattle. 351 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,682 Yes, Seattle. 352 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:05,816 Yeah? 353 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,452 Perfect, love Seattle. 354 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,923 [TODD] How many times do I have to tell this story? 355 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,759 Just one more time. 356 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,596 [SIGHS] And then other me hit me with a frying pan. 357 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,866 - [DOCTOR] Okay. - And now Dave has a baby and a mustache. 358 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,134 [DOCTOR] Mm-hmm. 359 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,004 - I'm not crazy. - You have a mild concussion. 360 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,806 A little confusion is totally normal. 361 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,941 This goes well beyond confusion. 362 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,710 Well, someone's going to need to watch him 363 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,412 over the next 24 hours. 364 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,614 Can't I just have him committed? 365 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,616 [DOCTOR] No. 366 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,187 Look, Dave, I'm not making this up, man. 367 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,790 Dave, stop, listen. 368 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,025 I'm not making this up. There's something' wrong here. 369 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,861 - I agree with you. - I don't know what's goin' on, but there's something. 370 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,563 Something' isn't right. 371 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,798 I need your help here. 372 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,501 - Okay. - All right. 373 00:23:57,503 --> 00:24:00,204 So let me just use your phone, and call Lucy 374 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,207 - and find out what's goin' on. - You can't call her. 375 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,608 Why not? 376 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:06,811 Because she's dead. 377 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,747 Shut up, dude. 378 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,149 - Three years, Todd. - Stop it. 379 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,618 - It's not funny. - I know it's not funny. 380 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,921 We've known each other a long time, right? 381 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,957 - Yeah. - Yeah, so we should be able to tell 382 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,526 when one of us is being serious? 383 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:23,794 Yeah. 384 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:28,199 Lucy has been dead for two years. 385 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:30,067 I just saw her. 386 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,803 Look, I get it, you've got head trauma from whatever. 387 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,038 And you're still coping. 388 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,739 I'm not coping! 389 00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,508 Right, sure, right. 390 00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:40,511 I need you to listen to me, okay? 391 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,013 Just... listen to me. 392 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,084 There is no other you. 393 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,954 Lucy's not in Seattle. 394 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:54,658 She's gone. Okay? 395 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:59,930 You've asked me for my help, and I'm going to do whatever I can, but... 396 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,099 But just consider the possible that you might be wrong. 397 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,568 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC] 398 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,636 That's it. 399 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,072 This isn't right. 400 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,574 I know. 401 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,147 [TODD LAUGHS] 402 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,218 Let's get you home. 403 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,993 Are you coming or what? 404 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,594 [TODD SNIFFLES SOFTLY] 405 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,975 - [TODD SIGHS] - Are you crying? 406 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:23,280 [CRYING] Would that be weird? 407 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:25,717 No. 408 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:45,603 Awake already? 409 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,839 Still. 410 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,376 What about you? 411 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,246 I always wake up right before the baby. 412 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:06,725 So? 413 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,195 What's the deal? 414 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,864 You crazy or what? 415 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:25,309 She's not supposed to be dead. 416 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,047 I know that feeling. [SIGHS] 417 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,418 Why don't you... 418 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,923 why don't you tell me what happened? 419 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,063 I want to know what happened. 420 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,102 All right. 421 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,073 You guys fought. 422 00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,376 She went to go talk to Dave. 423 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,715 Driving fast, it was dark. 424 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:09,254 Ran off the road. 425 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,125 You can find it on the highway. 426 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,064 Dave was devastated. 427 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:23,967 I mean, all of us were, but not like you. 428 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:28,972 You couldn't let it go. 429 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,875 And we had to, you know? 430 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,014 Dave hated seeing you like that. 431 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:43,153 We'd all just lost Lucy, didn't want to lose Todd. 432 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,190 But you were way gone. 433 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,261 [BABY CRYING] 434 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:53,998 Right on cue. 435 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,306 - What's her name? - Hmm? 436 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,274 The baby, what's the baby's name? 437 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,410 I didn't even ask. 438 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,246 Lucy. 439 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,216 [BABY COOING] 440 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:23,460 [GENTLE MUSIC] 441 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,396 You're never up before me. 442 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,967 I know, couldn't wait. 443 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,870 Mm, where's this guy been? 444 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:34,773 You feel skinny. 445 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,008 Mimosas. 446 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,949 [KNOCKING] 447 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,219 We're moving to Seattle. [GIGGLES] 448 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,522 - Both of you? - That's a weird reaction. 449 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:55,425 Right, uh, yeah. No, great, great. That's great. 450 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,328 - [TODD] Babe, who is it? - It's Dave. 451 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,998 He didn't tell me you guys were going fishing. 452 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,001 Hey, dude, congrats. 453 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:08,272 - Yeah, I didn't realize that you... - Yeah. 454 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:11,375 I think I'm going to spend the day with Lucy today. 455 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,845 - Yeah, yeah. - Sure, great, great. 456 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:18,549 - [TODD] We'll see you soon. - Meet us at the tavern later to celebrate. 457 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,861 [UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC] 458 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,173 [BABY COOING] 459 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,178 [??] Todd? 460 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,615 Do you want some dinner? 461 00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:00,891 - I don't think him staying here is such a good idea. - Take him somewhere familiar. 462 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,492 Maybe you can snap him out of it. 463 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,368 [SIGHS] All right, buddy. 464 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,504 - Come on. - [TODD] No, just leave me. 465 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:18,041 No, come on. Come on, we can't be on the floor. 466 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,943 [GRUNTS] Come on. 467 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,511 I got ya, I got ya. 468 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,517 I'm not really in the going out mood. 469 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,486 Neither am I, but I can't have you moping around the house 470 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,588 making a bad example for my daughter, so. 471 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,024 Put something else on. You look ridiculous. 472 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:43,934 [TODD SIGHS] 473 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:56,346 [CROWD CHATTERING] 474 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,282 [TODD] Hey, buddy. 475 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,184 Cheer up, man. 476 00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:05,088 It's a special occasion. This is supposed to be fun. 477 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:09,159 Yeah, I mean, like I said, congrats, man. 478 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,129 You don't seem too happy for me. 479 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:15,499 Oh, no, of course I'm happy. 480 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,969 Come on. 481 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,971 Let's have a good night, all right? 482 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:30,080 [LUCY] I mean, he's open, he's romantic, 483 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:34,251 and now we're going on this whole new adventure together. 484 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,686 See, I told you. 485 00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,154 You should always listen to me. 486 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,122 It's like he's a whole new Todd. 487 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,439 Remember that face she used to make? 488 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:03,447 [DAVE LAUGHS SOFTLY] 489 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,351 I think it was more like a... 490 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:13,490 [CHUCKLES] - She like, turns her head and squints her eyes. 491 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,059 - Kind of tightens up her lip. - That's right. 492 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:19,062 You always knew if she was about to set you straight. 493 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,099 Call that the Lucy face. 494 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,037 I know how you feel, man. 495 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,073 I don't think you do. 496 00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,375 Oh, I do. 497 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,512 I could've been a better brother. 498 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,317 I didn't appreciate her enough while she was here. 499 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:45,789 All I cared about was havin' a good time. 500 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,328 I never really knew what it was like 501 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,263 to lose someone, you know? 502 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:58,035 You wake up one morning and everything's different, 503 00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,437 like you're in some shitty parallel universe. 504 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:04,174 [TENSE MUSIC] 505 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,809 But you can't go back. 506 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,379 We can't hold on to what things were like, you know? 507 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,815 The sooner that you come to grips 508 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,417 - with that... - Wait. 509 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,418 What? 510 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,619 What did you just say? 511 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,722 We can't hold on to 512 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,791 - how things used to be. - No, no, no. 513 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:21,825 Before that. 514 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:25,695 - Things are different now? - No, no, no, before that. 515 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,598 Todd, I don't know, what did I say? 516 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,500 The parallel universe thing. 517 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:34,204 - Todd, that was not the point of that. - That's it. 518 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,505 - No, Todd. - I'm in a parallel universe. 519 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,706 Stop it. 520 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,442 - It all makes sense now. - No. 521 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,310 - Lucy... - Stop it. 522 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,778 Baby, and the mustache. 523 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,814 Don't! Stop it. 524 00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:47,250 - Other me, he sent me here. He stole my girlfriend. - Todd. 525 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,455 - He stole my girlfriend. - Stop being a crazy person. 526 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,856 Don't you understand? 527 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,357 I'm in the wrong universe! 528 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,293 I got to go. 529 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,630 - So when are you guys leaving? - Two weeks. 530 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,299 Aww. I still can't believe it. 531 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:03,867 I'm going to miss you so much. 532 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,802 They'll come back. They always come back. 533 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,237 [GROUP LAUGHS] 534 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,239 - We'll see. - [DAVE] Mm. 535 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,774 Oh, we should have a toast. 536 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,543 Right? That's appropriate. 537 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,448 Todd, good buddy, how long we been friends? 538 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,185 Long, right? It's been long. 539 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:26,356 And Lucy, I feel like, God, I've known you your entire life. 540 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,162 [SIGHS] I wish I could say that I approved of you guys from the beginning, 541 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,264 but I would be lying. 542 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,802 Todd, I think I even told you, "Don't date my little sister." 543 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,837 - [BEARDED MAN CHUCKLES] - Not a joke. 544 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:43,840 But you did. 545 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,442 You did. 546 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,711 And you're still doing it. [LAUGHS] 547 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,745 [SIGHS LOUDLY] 548 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:54,251 No, you guys are great. I mean, it's really hard to picture you guys apart, 549 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:58,255 especially since it just never happens anymore. 550 00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:00,191 You know? 551 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,760 So, hey, to Todd and Lucy. 552 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:07,264 Who needs friends when ya have each other? 553 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,868 [TODD] Excuse me. 554 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,707 Talk to you outside for a sec? 555 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:18,709 Nope. 556 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,644 Nope. 557 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,750 - What was that about? - Speakin' my truth, man. 558 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:30,187 - This is important to her. - What about what's important to me? 559 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,822 It's like you don't remember anything we talked about. 560 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,758 What did we talk about? 561 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,793 Maybe how your relationship to my sister 562 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,763 seems to be more important than our friendship. 563 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,431 It is, Dave. 564 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:42,433 What is this? 565 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,268 This isn't you. 566 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,670 This is not you. 567 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,871 Classic Dave. 568 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,774 Always looking after your own needs. 569 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,610 I thought you'd be different. 570 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,280 What do you mean, "Different?" 571 00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:58,282 From what? 572 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:17,834 What's this? 573 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,603 This is your apartment. 574 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:22,806 Maybe other me's apartment, but it's not mine. 575 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,375 I'm going to tell you now what I told you then, okay? 576 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:29,346 If you can't let her go, I can't do this anymore. 577 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:31,249 She's not dead. 578 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:36,487 Dave, come on. 579 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:39,657 Dave. 580 00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,631 I'm sorry about your Lucy. 581 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:51,369 [CAR DOOR SLAMS] 582 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,774 Which one is it? 583 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,044 103. 584 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,015 [ENGINE STARTS] 585 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,521 [EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 586 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,397 Hello? 587 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,067 I knew it. 588 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,653 [LUCY] I mean, if he was that upset about it, 589 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:53,757 I don't know why he wouldn't just say something. 590 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,492 Did he say something to you? 591 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,528 - Todd? - Huh? 592 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,463 Has Dave ever said anything about this 593 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,432 before tonight's lovely little speech? 594 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:05,802 I think he might just be upset about the fishing trip. 595 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:07,971 You know, you could have gone. 596 00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,539 You didn't have to stay here. 597 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,608 [TODD SIGHS HEAVILY] 598 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,909 What? 599 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,711 I don't want to get Dave in trouble. 600 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,146 Tell me. 601 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,947 - No, I... - Just tell me. 602 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:20,750 [TODD SIGHS] 603 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:23,654 Okay. 604 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,495 This is really hard to say. 605 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,634 Dave told me that I had to let you go 606 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,805 if we're going to continue to be friends, is how he put it. 607 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,574 [LAUGHS] I mean... 608 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,577 he wouldn't say that. 609 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,214 [TODD SIGHS HEAVILY] 610 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:55,986 She's asleep. 611 00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,023 Okay. 612 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,026 What? 613 00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:08,732 No. 614 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,087 [DAVE SCOFFS] 615 00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:15,938 I've tried with him. You know I've tried. 616 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,111 All right, but things are different. And he needs to learn, okay? 617 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,914 He needs to understand and he needs to accept it. 618 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,018 Why are you staring at me? 619 00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:32,755 [CHUCKLES] I'm not the problem. 620 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,593 Yeah, fine, I wasn't there for him. 621 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:37,961 But he wasn't there for me. 622 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,564 Why do I have to be the better friend? 623 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:43,233 [SCOFFS] No. 624 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,503 You don't know what you're talkin' about. 625 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:48,004 No, this isn't fair. 626 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:54,110 Okay, look, I know that he came for help. 627 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,813 And I just, I pushed him away. I get it, I know all this. 628 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,649 I know all this, I know it. I know, I know, I know. 629 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,783 No. 630 00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:01,951 Nope. 631 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,525 Fine! 632 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:11,261 [GROANS] Oh, God, you are so... 633 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,631 - I hate when you're right. - [GENTLE MUSIC] 634 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,666 [DAVE KISSES??] 635 00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,571 [DOOR SLAMS] 636 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,573 [BABY CRYING FAINTLY] 637 00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:38,855 Hi. 638 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,957 I miss you. 639 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:41,959 I know. 640 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:46,596 - Do you miss me? - I don't even know you're gone. 641 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,065 It's strange here. 642 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,900 I don't like it. 643 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,969 It's not that different. 644 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:57,240 Yes, it is. Dave's got a mustache, and you're dead. 645 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:58,274 Well, that sucks. 646 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,612 You know, it's funny. 647 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:05,982 You were so scared about going to another state with me, 648 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:09,852 and now here you are, stuck in another universe without me. 649 00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:14,257 - It's not funny. - It is when you think about it. 650 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,159 I'm thinkin' about it, and it's not funny. 651 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,860 It is funny. 652 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,831 You want to make out? We probably shouldn't. 653 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,633 Someone's breaking in. 654 00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:24,701 - What? - Hide. 655 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,838 [HANDLE RATTLES] 656 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,640 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 657 00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:54,063 [TODD] Fuck. 658 00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,067 [DOOR CREAKS] 659 00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,876 - Wait, wait, wait! - [TECHNICIAN GRUNTS] 660 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:08,778 - Where is it? - Wait, where, what? 661 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,214 - Where the fuck is it? - I don't even know what it is. 662 00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:12,782 My lab, you asshole. 663 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,684 - What? - What did you do with it? 664 00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:15,952 Wait a minute, you're the... 665 00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:17,420 [TECHNICIAN GROWLS] 666 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:21,357 - Where is it? - It wasn't me, it was him. 667 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:23,426 It was other me. 668 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,762 I'm going to count to three. 669 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,997 One, two... 670 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,099 [VASE CRASHING] 671 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:31,768 [TECHNICIAN GROANS] 672 00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:33,002 [BODY THUDS] 673 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,138 - [TODD COUGHS] - Who is this guy? 674 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,708 Todd, what the hell? 675 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:41,077 [TODD PANTING] 676 00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:43,813 What? Dave, what are you doing? 677 00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:45,314 - I'm calling the police. - No, no, no. 678 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,350 I think I need this guy to get back. 679 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,752 Just hear me out, man. 680 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:51,954 Please. 681 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,926 Other me followed him 682 00:44:56,928 --> 00:45:00,329 and his machine for months, 683 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:03,700 just so he could take my place and send me back here. 684 00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,368 It makes perfect sense. 685 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,003 And you know what the most fucked up thing is? 686 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:09,038 - I don't. - Other me stole it 687 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,974 just so, I don't know, so no one would follow him. 688 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,846 [SIGHS] And now this guy wants to kill me. 689 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:21,851 That was supposed to make me think you're not crazy. 690 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,987 This guy has some sort of 691 00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:28,191 interdimensionary motor-home thingy. 692 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,892 All we have do is find out 693 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:34,297 where this other me, the other Todd, put it. 694 00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,265 - Dude. - I'm beggin' you here, man. 695 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:42,004 Please, just consider the possibility 696 00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:43,940 that I might be right. 697 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,776 You honestly believe this? 698 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,877 Yes. 699 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:48,879 I really do. 700 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:53,216 [DAVE SIGHS] 701 00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:55,486 Okay. 702 00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:58,421 Okay. I mean... 703 00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,424 I guess it can't hurt to look. 704 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,159 Thank you. 705 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,495 - Thank you. - But if we don't find it, 706 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:09,165 or if we do and it's some retired couple's vacation home, 707 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:13,102 that's it, okay? 708 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:16,072 We're done, and you have to accept it. 709 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,175 Okay, all right. 710 00:46:21,513 --> 00:46:23,479 [SIGHS] What about him? 711 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,181 What? 712 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:26,949 We can't leave him here. 713 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,786 [MELLOW MUSIC] 714 00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:56,078 What are you doing? 715 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,315 - Keeping an eye on Todd. - So you're following him. 716 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,984 He's acting different. Don't tell me you haven't noticed. 717 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,586 I have. 718 00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:04,588 He's not himself. 719 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,490 Yeah, he's mad you, dummy. 720 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,826 And you know, honestly, I'm a little mad, too. 721 00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:13,062 Okay, so last night, that didn't really come out right. 722 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:16,132 Did you tell him that he had to let me go 723 00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,967 or you wouldn't be friends with him anymore? 724 00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,168 No, I didn't say... 725 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:22,271 - I didn't say exactly that. - Mm-hmm. 726 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,608 Look, I don't want you to move either. 727 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,944 I know better than to try to talk you out of doing anything, 728 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:30,046 and I just don't want to lose Todd too. 729 00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:33,349 Dave, no one's dying. 730 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,484 We're just going to be six hours away by plane. 731 00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:37,920 I know, that is just like you. 732 00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,423 You just come in here and you steal my friend away from me. 733 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,425 Oh, my God, okay, that is not what's happening. 734 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,360 Then why is he acting weird? 735 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:47,029 Maybe try taking a good look at yourself for once, 736 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,865 and stop staking out my house. 737 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,601 No. Something's up. 738 00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:54,070 I need you to leave. 739 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,071 - Dude. - Dave. 740 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,939 - Luce. - Dave. 741 00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,475 I am so mad at you right now. 742 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,477 - Fine. - I'm telling mom. 743 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,479 Go ahead. 744 00:48:11,623 --> 00:48:13,923 [ENGINE REVVING] 745 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,980 [??] What are you doing all the way out there? 746 00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:40,216 - [DAVE ON PHONE] Looking for an RV. - What RV? 747 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:42,685 - Why? - [SIGHS] He says it can send him... 748 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,623 send him back to his own universe. 749 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:52,929 This is not what I had in mind when I said he needed help. 750 00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:54,997 Look, some stuff has happened. 751 00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:57,166 I don't know. What if this is true? 752 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,669 - Dave. - I know, I know, it's just... 753 00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:04,307 God, God, he really believes this. 754 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:09,578 I mean, come on. If I woke up one morning and you were gone, 755 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,380 I'd want my best friend's help. 756 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,551 Abby? 757 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:19,689 Are you silently admiring what a great friend I am? 758 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:24,593 Yeah, something' like that. 759 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:28,965 Where to next? 760 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,599 I don't know, it's this map. 761 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:33,235 Do you think this is a road or a coffee stand? 762 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,073 [DAVE SIGHS] 763 00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:39,175 [MELLOW MUSIC] 764 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:45,448 Dude. 765 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,617 [TECHNICIAN] You son of a bitch! 766 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:49,752 [GROANS] Damn it. 767 00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:51,420 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 768 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,763 He looks mad. 769 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:03,599 Yeah, he... yeah. Mm-hmm. 770 00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:07,370 - [TODD] Maybe you should talk to him. - [DAVE] No, I'm good. 771 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:08,371 All right, maybe I'll talk to him. 772 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,106 Yes, absolutely, do that. 773 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,515 Just give me two seconds. Just hear me out. 774 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,652 All right? 775 00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:26,589 What I was trying to say before was, 776 00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:29,725 I'm not the Todd you're lookin' for, all right? 777 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,194 Other Todd stole your motor home, not me. 778 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,463 This other Todd, all right? 779 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:38,200 He sent me here so he could steal my girlfriend. 780 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:42,471 But, well, I was a jerk to her. 781 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,473 And I have to get back. 782 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,044 All right? So we're looking for your lab. 783 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:50,579 And once we find it, which we will, right, Dave? 784 00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:53,616 Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yes, yes. Absolutely. 785 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,718 Then maybe we could untie you. 786 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,521 And then you could shoot me back. 787 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,223 I wouldn't. 788 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,059 What do you mean? 789 00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:05,227 Well, if you untie me, I have to kill the both of you. 790 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,595 So I wouldn't. 791 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:12,234 [DAVE SIGHS] 792 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,343 [MELLOW PIANO MUSIC] 793 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,554 - [ENGINE REVVING] - [LOUD JAM MUSIC] 794 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,774 [JAZZY PIANO MUSIC] 795 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,524 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 796 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,858 - Hello? - Did you get my message? 797 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,593 - No. - What about my text? 798 00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:46,395 - No. - I sent you an email. 799 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:47,897 - Dave, what is it? - Todd didn't go to work today. 800 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:50,266 He's just been walkin' around all day. 801 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:51,567 [GROANS] Did you follow him 802 00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:53,769 after I specifically told you not to? 803 00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:57,373 - When have you ever known Todd to play hooky? - Shouldn't you be at work? 804 00:52:57,375 --> 00:53:00,709 Now he's just sittin' at this restaurant, with flowers. 805 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:03,412 Luce, I think he's havin' an affair. 806 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,547 I mean, that would explain all the... 807 00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:06,916 Dave, I am meeting him there. 808 00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,518 - Oh. - Okay, just go home. 809 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,288 [LUCY ON PHONE] This is getting ridiculous. 810 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,223 - Oh, shit. - What? 811 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,792 Dave? 812 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:18,762 Dave? 813 00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:22,631 Hey! 814 00:53:28,472 --> 00:53:31,240 - Hey! - Whoa, hey, buddy. 815 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,309 - Why are you following me? - What? No, what? 816 00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:35,377 Just a coincidence. 817 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,478 Twice in one day? 818 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,680 Yes. 819 00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:39,882 Why are you following me? 820 00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,418 Something's up with you, man. 821 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,287 You're acting different, way different. 822 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,890 People don't just change over night. 823 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,359 Something's up, and I'm going to figure out what it is. 824 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,328 - [DAVE GROANS] - Stay away from me! 825 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:53,896 - I'm going to figure out what's going on. - You don't understand. 826 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,565 - [DAVE] I don't understand. - [TIRES SQUEALING] 827 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:59,368 - Todd! - See, Todd wouldn't do this, 828 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,804 - you son of a bitch. - Todd, what the hell? 829 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,639 What are you doing? 830 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:04,707 [LUCY] Dave, Dave! 831 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,277 What is your deal? 832 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,279 He started it. 833 00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:11,347 Dave? 834 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:16,719 [JAZZY PIANO MUSIC] 835 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:28,731 Wake up. 836 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:29,999 [DAVE GROANS] 837 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:33,302 [GROANS] What is this? 838 00:54:34,038 --> 00:54:35,738 It's a junkyard, you idiot. 839 00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:39,742 I thought it might be a good place to find the motor home. 840 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:40,909 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 841 00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:42,611 [DAVE SIGHS HEAVILY] 842 00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,414 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 843 00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:53,689 [TECHNICIAN SIGHS] 844 00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,292 Hey, man. 845 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,826 I got to go to the bathroom. 846 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:01,931 You're kidding? 847 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,065 - Right now? - No, not right now. 848 00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,301 If you want, I can turn the back seat into a porta potti, 849 00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,803 - and then we can go. - Nope, nope, we'll go. 850 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,405 We'll go. [SIGHS HEAVILY] 851 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,313 [URINE SPLASHING] 852 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,747 [TECHNICIAN GROANS HEAVILY] 853 00:55:21,052 --> 00:55:22,618 So, um... 854 00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:24,720 is this real? 855 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:26,955 [TECHNICIAN] What? 856 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:30,559 Are you a parallel universe guy? 857 00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,932 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 858 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:39,568 Well, that whole, the motor home and Todd and... 859 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,637 You mean my fucking house? 860 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,940 Your little buddy over there stole it from me, 861 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:47,376 which is grand theft auto, my friend. 862 00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:51,513 I mean, come on, you didn't actually believe 863 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,882 that crazy story he cooked up, did you? 864 00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:56,418 No. 865 00:55:56,420 --> 00:56:01,090 You ask me, your friend is absolutely nuts. 866 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:23,412 [LUCY] Look, I am not trying to excuse his behavior, 867 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:26,448 but maybe if you made the first move, 868 00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:27,883 you guys could bury the hatchet. 869 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,486 - He started it. - We are leaving very soon. 870 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:34,656 And I just... can't we just go back to the way things were? 871 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,926 - I don't think that's going to be possible. - Why not? 872 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:39,795 - I have a theory. - What's your theory? 873 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,397 - You're not going to like it. - What's your theory, Dave? 874 00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,031 I don't think that's Todd. 875 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:45,567 What? 876 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,169 That's as far as I got. 877 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:50,038 Oh, God, you worry me so very much. 878 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,507 He's skipping work. 879 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:53,909 He's attacking friends, me. 880 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,945 He's moving. 881 00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:59,748 Lucy, he's moving. Todd has never been west of Connecticut, 882 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,850 and that was just over the border and by accident. 883 00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,619 That is not Todd. 884 00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:05,454 - This was a mistake. - No, no, no, no. 885 00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:07,756 No, no. I have known him way longer than you have. 886 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,691 That is not Todd, not Todd! 887 00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:12,761 - You can't be serious. - I am 100 percent serious. 888 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,164 - Test him if you don't believe me. - [LUCY GROANS] 889 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,733 - Ask him something only Todd would know. - That's crazy. 890 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:19,001 - You'll see. - You're crazy. 891 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:20,903 I am not crazy. 892 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,171 [DOOR SLAMS] 893 00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:23,639 I'm not crazy. 894 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,212 All right, I got a good feelin' about this. 895 00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,847 Yeah, maybe we should just call it. 896 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,482 I just need a little more time. 897 00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:35,951 Todd, we've been at this all day and all night. 898 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:39,455 We can't look in every literal junk pile in the state. 899 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,491 We can, I just, I just need a little more time. 900 00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:45,727 - I asked him. - What? 901 00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:49,031 He says he has no idea what you're talking about. 902 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:51,533 And you believed him? Are you serious? 903 00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:53,869 Todd, let's just drop him off some place. 904 00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:58,140 Come back home with me. You can stay with Abby and I for a while. 905 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,108 - We'll get this all sorted out. - What? No. 906 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,044 - Dude. - No! 907 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:05,048 Get in the car. 908 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,749 I want to show you something. 909 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,755 [SIGHS] Fine. 910 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,734 - Where were you? - I was at Dave's, 911 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,504 to apologize for my boyfriend, who, quite frankly, 912 00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,173 has been acting more than a little crazy lately. 913 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:35,811 [SIGHS] And you know, maybe I'm partly to blame. 914 00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:37,212 I know I sprung this move on you, 915 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,881 and I was a little rigid. 916 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:40,749 But you know, that is not an excuse 917 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,117 to go full-tilt nutso on me. 918 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,185 You're right. 919 00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:44,586 I am. 920 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:49,057 No, I mean, you're right. 921 00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:50,659 I haven't been fair to Dave. 922 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:52,227 You've been an asshole to Dave. 923 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,263 I've been a huge, flaming asshole to Dave. 924 00:58:54,265 --> 00:58:57,099 Yeah, and now he's got all these ideas 925 00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:59,234 about you not being you and... 926 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:03,705 Look, I don't even know what that means. 927 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,909 Tomorrow, I'm going to go talk to him, 928 00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,110 and I'm going to set things right. 929 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,145 Because we're leaving, 930 00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,714 and I want to leave on the right foot. 931 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,284 - Because you're right. - Yeah, look... 932 00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,655 I appreciate everything you've been doing 933 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:20,923 and how hard you've been working, 934 00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:23,091 but just... [SIGHS] 935 00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:25,994 Don't go changing completely on me, okay? 936 00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:27,062 You got it. 937 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,333 - Let's go to bed. - [LUCY] Yeah. 938 00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:35,037 [MELLOW MUSIC] 939 01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:10,072 [DAVE SIGHS] 940 01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:12,074 I believe that this is real for you, 941 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,978 but you have to try to face the world without her. 942 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,284 I can't. 943 01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:33,962 Come on. 944 01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:59,154 [TODD] Holy shit. 945 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:02,057 Holy shit, holy shit. 946 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,059 Holy shit. 947 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,832 Holy shit! 948 01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:12,100 We found it. 949 01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:13,301 Holy shit. 950 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,307 Holy shit. 951 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,116 Dude. 952 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,318 Get the guy. 953 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,920 You believe me now? 954 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,122 This is either the most elaborate prank 955 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,758 in history of ever or you were tellin' the truth. 956 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:40,362 [TODD LAUGHS] - Either way, I got to see how this turns out. 957 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:48,136 [DAVE EXHALES DEEPLY] 958 01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:00,782 - [TECHNICIAN GROWLS] - [TODD] It wasn't fair to you. 959 01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:02,851 I don't know what got over me. 960 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:09,024 [SIGHS] I think I was just under a lot of pressure, 961 01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:12,794 thinking that I'd lost Lucy. 962 01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,362 But I've come to my senses now, 963 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:16,264 and I, really, I want to apologize. 964 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,033 I wasn't treating you like a friend should treat a person. 965 01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,367 And for that, I'm sorry. 966 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,505 Well, I probably shouldn't have been following you anyway. 967 01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:25,307 That is true. [CHUCKLES] 968 01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:30,112 Why don't we put this whole thing behind us? 969 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,013 I think that's a good idea. 970 01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,084 Buddy. 971 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:41,156 You know, for a while there, I was afraid this was going to turn out just like Montreal. 972 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,091 Yeah, but it's all good, man. 973 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,964 - Did you ever find your passport? - Yeah. 974 01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,866 Yeah? Where was it? 975 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,267 It was in my bag the whole time. 976 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,402 - [LAUGHS] No shit. - The entire time. 977 01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:55,470 Really? 978 01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:57,072 You were so mad. 979 01:02:57,074 --> 01:02:59,307 I know. I know. 980 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,042 I was wrong about that, too. 981 01:03:02,379 --> 01:03:04,479 I've never been to Montreal. 982 01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:05,814 And neither have you. 983 01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,316 [TODD SIGHS] 984 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,489 - [BOTH GROANING] - [ITEMS CLATTERING] 985 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:17,025 [EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 986 01:03:17,027 --> 01:03:18,860 I want to let it go, Dave. 987 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:22,063 But you just had to have it your way. 988 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:26,268 The funny thing is... 989 01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:31,439 Is that the Dave I know would have never put up such a fuss over me. 990 01:03:35,546 --> 01:03:37,846 What'd you say to Lucy? 991 01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:40,849 [MUFFLED VOICE] I told her you're not Todd. 992 01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,017 What? 993 01:03:42,019 --> 01:03:45,086 I told her that you're not Todd! 994 01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:51,193 I told her that you're not Todd. 995 01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,160 But I am Todd. 996 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:56,298 And I'm a better Todd for her than your Todd ever was. 997 01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:58,099 Except you're an insane person. 998 01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:01,903 [SIGHS] I really wish people would stop saying that. 999 01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:03,405 I'm not an insane person. 1000 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,041 I did this for her. 1001 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,478 I did this because I love her. 1002 01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:14,182 What did you do with him? 1003 01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:17,252 I think he's fine. 1004 01:04:17,254 --> 01:04:20,922 But... the bigger problem here is, 1005 01:04:20,924 --> 01:04:23,091 I can't have you messin' things up for me 1006 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:28,330 and Lucy... here. 1007 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,468 Tell her there was a misunderstanding, 1008 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:37,138 and that we worked it all out and nothing else. 1009 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,549 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 1010 01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:51,987 [DAVE] Hey, Lucy, it's Dave. 1011 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:55,657 Just wanted to call to tell you that, you know, Todd came by. 1012 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:59,127 We worked it all out. It was just a big misunderstanding. 1013 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:02,063 So if I don't see you before you go, 1014 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,598 you know, have a great tri... 1015 01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:10,138 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 1016 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,575 [DAVE'S VOICEMAIL] Hey, it's Dave, uh, 1017 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,676 Leave me a message. 1018 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:17,546 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 1019 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,949 [TENSE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 1020 01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:25,086 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 1021 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,059 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1022 01:05:30,661 --> 01:05:33,461 Fuck. Hey, hey, baby. 1023 01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:35,530 - Hey, Todd. - Hi, everything's, uh, 1024 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:37,632 - everything's good, just a little... - [DAVE SHOUTS] 1025 01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:39,301 - Wait, wait. - Have you heard from Dave? -Busy right now, let me, 1026 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:40,635 let me call you back. 1027 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,711 - All right, come on. - Hey, tut-tut, tut-tut, tut-tut. 1028 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,147 What is this? What are you doin' here? 1029 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:55,083 - Look, I need this guy sent out now. I have cash. - Oh, you have cash. 1030 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:57,485 - I haven't caught a jumper in days. - A what? 1031 01:05:57,487 --> 01:06:00,555 You show up wanting your double gone, which is fine. 1032 01:06:00,557 --> 01:06:02,691 I don't know your life, it's none of my business. 1033 01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:05,427 But ever since then, I haven't had anyone come through. 1034 01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:09,464 And personally, I think you had something' to do with it. 1035 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,498 Hey! 1036 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:12,701 - [METAL BANGS] - Ow! 1037 01:06:12,703 --> 01:06:15,136 [GROANING] 1038 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,072 [WRENCH THUDS] 1039 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:19,441 How many times am I going to have to do this? 1040 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:27,415 [GRUMBLES] God damn it. 1041 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,284 - It was the other Todd. - He stole your lab. 1042 01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,586 I wouldn't steal from you. I would never steal from you. 1043 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:35,090 Do you think I don't hear this bullshit excuse all the time? 1044 01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:36,558 It wasn't me, it was the other me. 1045 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,160 But you've got the wrong Todd. Listen to me. 1046 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:42,330 It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter, because now I have to kill you. 1047 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,100 - No, you don't. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I do. 1048 01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:47,268 - No, no, you don't. - [TECHNICIAN SCREAMS] 1049 01:06:47,270 --> 01:06:49,170 I don't want to argue about this, all right. 1050 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,672 Come on, outside. Blood's bad 1051 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,540 - for the machines. - You don't have to kill us. 1052 01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,342 - Yes, I do. - No, listen to me. Just listen to me. 1053 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,244 - Sorry I got us into this, man. - No, it's my fault. 1054 01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,713 If I had just helped you instead of telling you to move on. 1055 01:06:58,715 --> 01:07:01,116 It's not your fault. I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get back to Lucy. 1056 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:02,684 Oh, God, shut up. Who's first? 1057 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,619 - I was being selfish. - I'm the selfish one. 1058 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:08,156 - Ah, to hell with it, mustache! - Wait a minute, Dave has a baby! 1059 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,292 Jesus. 1060 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,261 Why'd you tell me that, hmm? 1061 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,131 Why? Now I got to think about his kid's face 1062 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:17,799 - while I bash his skull in. - [DAVE] Let Todd go! 1063 01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,367 He's not the one you want. 1064 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:24,172 Guy, I'm not lettin' anybody go! 1065 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,807 The Todd that stole your lab, he's still out there. 1066 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:29,144 And like I told you before, I don't believe you. 1067 01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:30,712 - So... - But what if it's true?! 1068 01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:33,381 He's still out there. 1069 01:07:34,684 --> 01:07:35,784 He thinks he got away with it. 1070 01:07:35,786 --> 01:07:38,253 I mean, he's laughing at you. 1071 01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,390 [DAVE] Why take the risk, right? 1072 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:46,461 Send him back. He'll get other Todd for you. 1073 01:07:46,463 --> 01:07:49,097 I'll stay as collateral. 1074 01:07:49,099 --> 01:07:50,732 - Dave. - [TECHNICIAN GRUNTS] 1075 01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:52,300 He thinks he won. 1076 01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:57,739 [SCOFFS] Don't you just want to smash his stupid face in? 1077 01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,774 - Dave. - Shut up. 1078 01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:01,242 So you're willin' to bet your life 1079 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:03,111 that he doesn't just disappear? 1080 01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:06,514 He wouldn't do that. 1081 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:11,619 [TECHNICIAN SIGHS] 1082 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,493 All right, back inside. 1083 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:19,594 - What? - What? 1084 01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:22,597 You want to go back or not? 1085 01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:31,773 - [LEVER THUDS] - [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 1086 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,512 [EERIE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 1087 01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:41,216 [TODD] You shouldn't have done that. 1088 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,318 Well, if I didn't we'd both be dead, so save it. 1089 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,886 What if I can't send him back? 1090 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:47,155 There's always plan B. 1091 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,293 - You're the man. - I am the man. 1092 01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:54,696 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1093 01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:58,133 - Come on. [GROWLS] - [DAVE YELPS] 1094 01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:02,738 Don't move. 1095 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,339 And you, you've got 'til sundown. 1096 01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,541 Or else. [IMITATES FLESH SQUELCHING] 1097 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:10,845 Hey. 1098 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,648 Say hi to Lucy for me. 1099 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,419 [SOMBER ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 1100 01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:19,687 [COMPUTER CHIRPING] 1101 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,924 [LEVER CLUNKS] 1102 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,459 [MACHINES WHIRRING] 1103 01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:27,796 [LEVER CLUNKS] 1104 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,369 - [MACHINES BEEPING] - [HANDLE CRANKING] 1105 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,639 [MACHINE BUZZING] 1106 01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:39,340 [AIR WHOOSHING] 1107 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,612 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 1108 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,485 [AIR WHOOSHING] 1109 01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:09,871 [KEYS CLACKING] 1110 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,739 [COMPUTER CHIRPING] 1111 01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:15,376 [MACHINE BUZZING] 1112 01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,545 [HANDLE CLANGING] 1113 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:21,983 - [LEVER CLUNKING] - [MACHINE STRUGGLING] 1114 01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:27,388 What? 1115 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:28,690 Low power? 1116 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,692 - [SLAMS COMPUTER] - [COMPUTER BEEPS] 1117 01:10:32,796 --> 01:10:35,263 - [SWITCH CLICKS] - [ELECTRICITY WHIRRING] 1118 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,233 Yes, yes. 1119 01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:40,236 Don't move. 1120 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,739 [DAVE ON PHONE] It was just a big misunderstanding. 1121 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,976 So, um, if I don't see you before you go, you know, 1122 01:10:47,978 --> 01:10:49,310 have a great tri... 1123 01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,580 It sounds normal to me. 1124 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,582 Yeah, but the way that it just ends, and his tone. 1125 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,650 His tone is weird. 1126 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,319 I don't know him very well, 1127 01:10:58,321 --> 01:11:00,321 but based on his behavior the other night? 1128 01:11:00,323 --> 01:11:01,723 Yeah, but that wasn't like him. 1129 01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,024 Something was going on. 1130 01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:05,627 Yeah, maybe. 1131 01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:06,961 No, I mean, yeah. 1132 01:11:06,963 --> 01:11:08,863 But, look... 1133 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:12,600 Dave has this theory 1134 01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:17,605 that Todd isn't Todd. 1135 01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:20,041 That it's an impostor. 1136 01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,644 [ABBY LAUGHS] 1137 01:11:23,546 --> 01:11:26,514 [CHUCKLING] Lucy, that's ridiculous. 1138 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:27,582 Who else could it be? 1139 01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,850 I don't know, but... 1140 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,487 something is different. Todd is different. 1141 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,955 I thought that was a good thing. 1142 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,490 It is. 1143 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:36,758 I mean, it was, but... 1144 01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,695 something just isn't right. 1145 01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:41,863 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC] 1146 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,392 Hey. 1147 01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,428 Well, I'm going to go. 1148 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,032 It was nice to see you, Todd. 1149 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,701 It was nice to see you, too. 1150 01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:22,870 [DOOR CLICKS SHUT] 1151 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:25,541 Hey, babe. 1152 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:27,942 How are ya? 1153 01:12:27,944 --> 01:12:29,977 How'd it go with Dave? 1154 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,713 It went really well. 1155 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,781 It's good, I think we really worked it out now. 1156 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,817 Really? 'Cause I got kind of a strange message from him. 1157 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,618 I have a surprise for you. 1158 01:12:42,392 --> 01:12:43,624 We're goin' to Seattle. 1159 01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:44,926 I know. 1160 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:46,627 No. 1161 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:47,729 No, no, wait. 1162 01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:49,497 No, no, no, we're, we're, 1163 01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:50,765 We're goin' tonight. 1164 01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,033 [TENSE MUSIC] 1165 01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:05,046 I'm not going to wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 1166 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,581 It starts tonight. 1167 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:17,058 Do you remember that fight we had last week? 1168 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,060 Yes. 1169 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,395 Yes. 1170 01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:22,530 I never apologized to you. 1171 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,166 No, no, there's... 1172 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:30,505 - You don't need to. - It's just, I really love you in that shirt. 1173 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,408 I know you do. 1174 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,010 It's okay. 1175 01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:38,414 Go pack a bag. 1176 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:40,883 Okay. 1177 01:13:57,167 --> 01:13:59,100 [DAVE ON PHONE] Hey, it's Dave, uh. 1178 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,701 Leave me a message. 1179 01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:02,603 Hi, Dave, it's me. Just please call me back 1180 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,539 as soon as you get this. 1181 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,940 I think you might be right. 1182 01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:09,110 I just, I want to make sure you're okay. 1183 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,679 So just, please, please, call me back. 1184 01:14:11,681 --> 01:14:13,448 Shit, shit, shit. 1185 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:15,650 Shit. [GASPS] 1186 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:17,185 [OTHER TODD] Babe, you okay? 1187 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:21,956 Yeah, yeah. 1188 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:25,993 Yeah, I'm fine. I just, I stubbed my toe on the radiator. 1189 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,596 - Want some ice or something? - No, thank you. 1190 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,208 What the fuck. 1191 01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:44,111 [TODD] Lucy. 1192 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,613 Lucy, oh, my God. 1193 01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:46,647 Here, come on. 1194 01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:48,716 [TODD GROANS] 1195 01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:49,951 [TODD] Lucy. 1196 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,654 - I thought I'd never see you again. - Shh. 1197 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:54,989 Okay, what is happening? 1198 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,692 - I was in a parallel universe. - What? 1199 01:14:57,694 --> 01:15:00,795 And the other me, a parallel me, he sent me here so he could take my place. 1200 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:03,731 - Oh, you can't be serious. - If I'm not serious, then why are there two Todds? 1201 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,066 Okay, okay, okay. 1202 01:15:05,068 --> 01:15:06,634 It was terrible. 1203 01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:07,835 But Other Dave was there. 1204 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,271 And he helped me, and now I'm back. 1205 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,873 And we have to send Other Todd back, 1206 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,542 or Dave, Other Dave, he's in trouble. 1207 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:15,977 - Do you know what I'm saying? - No. 1208 01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,545 Okay, in case anything happens, 1209 01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:18,913 I need you to know that you were right. 1210 01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:21,015 I'm sorry, I do have a fucking bullshit 1211 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,284 - resistant attitude. - No, no, no. I shouldn't have pushed you. 1212 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,886 Of course I want to go with you, of course I do. 1213 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:26,654 I just, I need to get out of my own way. 1214 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:28,189 This is something we should have decided together. 1215 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,091 I needed to realize how important it was to you. 1216 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,560 And honestly, what a small sacrifice it is to go somewhere 1217 01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,695 - that's really still in this universe. - Todd. 1218 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,631 It wasn't until I saw what the world would be like without... 1219 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,065 Okay, Todd, Todd. I love you, too, 1220 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:39,767 but I need you to shut up right now. 1221 01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:41,869 Because I think something happened to Dave. 1222 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,305 - Our Dave, what happened? - All I know is that he went to see him, 1223 01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:46,007 and now Dave is not answering his phone. 1224 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,775 I know exactly what happened. 1225 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,644 We need to get Other Todd back to the lab. 1226 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,946 I swear to God, you are not making any sense right now. 1227 01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:55,550 I'm going to call you in five minutes. Pretend I'm Dave. 1228 01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,151 Trust me. 1229 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,786 - Okay. - Okay. 1230 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,054 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1231 01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,071 [OTHER TODD] Talkin' to someone? 1232 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,673 I left a message for Dave. 1233 01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,274 I just wanted to let him know the good news. 1234 01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:22,710 Oh. That's nice. 1235 01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:24,145 [CELLPHONE BUZZING] 1236 01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:27,081 Oh, hey, Dave. 1237 01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:28,950 Yeah, he's here, why? 1238 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:30,918 Oh, no. [CHUCKLES] 1239 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,653 Hey, buddy, what's goin' on? 1240 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,724 Dave, you all right? 1241 01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:40,695 Okay. Yeah. 1242 01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:42,457 Yeah, no problem. All right, just stay there. 1243 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,033 He's wasted. I guess he had too many drinks at the bar. 1244 01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,902 I'm going to go pick him up, take him home. 1245 01:16:47,904 --> 01:16:49,737 - Let me come with you. - No, no, no, no. 1246 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,739 I got it, I'm good. 1247 01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,641 You, uh... Someone's got to pack, so. 1248 01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:57,244 [TENSE MUSIC] 1249 01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:47,795 [OTHER TODD WHISPERS] Oh, shit. 1250 01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,697 Lucy. 1251 01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:51,198 I can explain. 1252 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,433 I wish someone would. 1253 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:57,938 [PANTING] 1254 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,876 Listen, I know this looks bad. 1255 01:18:01,878 --> 01:18:04,111 But I did this for you. 1256 01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:07,281 Okay, so you impersonated my boyfriend 1257 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:09,250 and kidnapped my brother for me? 1258 01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:12,720 Okay, I may be guilty of a little light kidnapping. 1259 01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,722 But I am Todd. 1260 01:18:14,724 --> 01:18:17,458 I'm Todd Plus. I'm better than Other Todd. 1261 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:20,061 - You're Other Todd! - You're Other Todd! 1262 01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:23,615 All right, all right. 1263 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,066 Yes, you might be more passionate than Todd, 1264 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,333 and slightly thinner. 1265 01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:29,904 But you, you're not Todd. 1266 01:18:31,774 --> 01:18:33,040 [OTHER TODD] Listen... 1267 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:37,244 I did this to be, 1268 01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:39,046 I did this to be with you again. 1269 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:42,249 What do you mean? 1270 01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,350 You didn't tell her? 1271 01:18:45,254 --> 01:18:46,420 I was going to... 1272 01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,825 I was going to tell you. 1273 01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:55,329 Lucy, I did this because, where I'm from, 1274 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,363 I lost you. 1275 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,000 You died. 1276 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,036 And I had to be with you. 1277 01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,370 [SOFT AMBIENT MUSIC] 1278 01:19:09,812 --> 01:19:10,911 Okay. 1279 01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:14,348 That's, uh... 1280 01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:17,952 that's really sweet. 1281 01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:23,190 But you didn't do this for me. 1282 01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:26,060 No, I did it to be, 1283 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,762 I did it to be with you. 1284 01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:29,096 That's not the same thing. 1285 01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:35,069 I am really sorry about what happened. 1286 01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:37,404 - Lucy. - But I'm not her. 1287 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:39,774 No, you, you are her. 1288 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,510 No, I'm not. 1289 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:47,081 [OTHER TODD CRIES] 1290 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,415 You need to go back. 1291 01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,423 [HEAD THUDDING] 1292 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,361 [OTHER TODD SIGHS] 1293 01:20:00,363 --> 01:20:04,165 [OTHER TODD SOBS] 1294 01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,269 [FIST THUDS] 1295 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,510 - Hey, bro. - Holy shit. 1296 01:20:16,512 --> 01:20:18,312 A little help here? 1297 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,181 Jesus Christ. 1298 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:22,049 Have you been there the whole time? 1299 01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:39,099 Mm, I should have listened to you. 1300 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,303 I was right. 1301 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:43,337 You were right. 1302 01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:49,944 I'm really glad you and Todd are together. 1303 01:20:50,947 --> 01:20:52,213 Yeah? 1304 01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:53,881 Yeah, Other Todd's an asshole. 1305 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:59,420 So they're ready in there if you want to... 1306 01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:04,024 I don't know, say goodbye or whatever. 1307 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:07,061 Do you think that's appropriate? 1308 01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:09,997 [JAZZY MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC] 1309 01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:12,067 Okay. 1310 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,464 [COMPUTER CHIRPING] 1311 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,536 [SIGHS] Hey, Lucy? 1312 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:50,538 Yeah? 1313 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:53,240 Did you sleep with him? 1314 01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,308 Todd. 1315 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:55,342 Not a good time. 1316 01:21:55,344 --> 01:21:57,211 I get it, not a good time. 1317 01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,481 - [HANDLE CRANKING] - [MACHINES WHIRRING] 1318 01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:02,182 [AIR WHOOSHING] 1319 01:22:04,053 --> 01:22:05,586 [AIR WHOOSHING] 1320 01:22:11,227 --> 01:22:13,027 - [DOOR THUDDING] - Damn it! 1321 01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:23,570 [TECHNICIAN] You're the... 1322 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,943 [TECHNICIAN GRUNTING] 1323 01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:31,578 Ow, damn it. 1324 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:35,215 - What about ice cream? Is it all the same flavors? - Yes. 1325 01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:36,984 - What about the sky? - It's blue. 1326 01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:39,286 Do dogs bark, do birds swim? Do fish fly? What, like... 1327 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:42,256 - Did you just ask if birds swim? - What was this other me like? 1328 01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:44,658 Is he insane, too? 'Cause you were insane. 1329 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,026 No, no. 1330 01:22:46,028 --> 01:22:47,561 He was a good guy. 1331 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:53,100 Yeah, he was like you but smarter. 1332 01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:55,436 Oh, you are such an asshole. [CHUCKLES] 1333 01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:58,539 - But he did have a mustache. - Yeah? 1334 01:22:58,541 --> 01:22:59,473 - That was different. - Really? 1335 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,175 Mm-hmm, yeah. 1336 01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:02,543 What do you think? You think I should grow one? 1337 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:03,677 No. 1338 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:05,346 I didn't say it looked good. 1339 01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,116 [TODD SIGHS] 1340 01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:11,719 Oh, shit, I missed the fishing trip. 1341 01:23:11,721 --> 01:23:14,521 No, I get it. Circumstances and everything. 1342 01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:16,423 - Yeah. - What are you doin' tomorrow? 1343 01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,760 - Fishing? - Yep. 1344 01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:25,232 - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] - Oh, hey, Dave. 1345 01:23:25,234 --> 01:23:27,668 - Yeah? - You know Abby, right? 1346 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:30,037 Yeah, Lucy's cute friend that hates me? 1347 01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:33,440 [TODD LAUGHS] 1348 01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,609 That's, that's pretty funny. 1349 01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:37,445 Why is that funny? 1350 01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:40,614 - See ya later, man. - Todd. 1351 01:23:40,616 --> 01:23:41,648 Why is that funny? 1352 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,190 I have no idea what's going on. 1353 01:23:56,599 --> 01:24:01,602 Yes, I do see here that it says nonrefundable tickets. 1354 01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,805 But it's a funny story, 'cause I actually, 1355 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,673 I didn't book the tickets. 1356 01:24:08,077 --> 01:24:09,443 Yes, that's me. 1357 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,413 No, I didn't change my mind. 1358 01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:14,748 I didn't, [LAUGHS] like I said, I know it's... 1359 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:15,750 It's a long story. 1360 01:24:16,752 --> 01:24:18,285 Okay. 1361 01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:19,620 All right, thank you. 1362 01:24:21,123 --> 01:24:22,456 Bye. 1363 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,091 So they don't take the whole twin 1364 01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:28,195 - from another universe excuse? - No. 1365 01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:33,100 No, they didn't, but now we have a 2,500 dollar credit, so. 1366 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,204 So. 1367 01:24:36,806 --> 01:24:38,238 [TODD] So. 1368 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,474 I got offered a job in Seattle. 1369 01:24:43,112 --> 01:24:45,412 - I know. - No, Todd, we're starting over. 1370 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,848 Oh, okay. Sorry. 1371 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:52,419 I was offered a job in Seattle. What do you think? 1372 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:54,855 I think that's a swell opportunity, Luce. 1373 01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:58,759 - You think we should go? - I'm glad you asked. 1374 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:01,829 I think we should make a quick pro, con list. 1375 01:25:01,831 --> 01:25:04,098 - Terrific idea. - Great. 1376 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:06,100 [CURIOUS PIANO MUSIC] 1377 01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:09,703 Scooch. 1378 01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:11,405 Okay. 1379 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:13,640 Pro, Providence. 1380 01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:17,478 We'd get to see your brother more. 1381 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:20,280 Con, Providence, we'd have to see my brother more. 1382 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:22,116 Okay, great, those cancel out. 1383 01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,218 Okay. 1384 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,653 Pro, Providence. 1385 01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:29,790 Oh, did I mention that Dave and Abby are married 1386 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,126 - in the parallel universe? - No. 1387 01:25:32,128 --> 01:25:33,460 Yes, yeah, that's entirely true. 1388 01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:35,395 That's a distant universe. 1389 01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:42,369 [BABY BABBLES] 1390 01:25:48,611 --> 01:25:49,643 Oh. 1391 01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:52,613 Read it. 1392 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,383 What? You want me to read you the book? 1393 01:25:56,385 --> 01:25:58,218 Read it. 1394 01:25:58,220 --> 01:25:59,220 Okay. 1395 01:26:01,423 --> 01:26:04,558 So once upon a time, there was a little boy 1396 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,493 who went to a parallel universe. 1397 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:10,631 And then he tried to get the girl. 1398 01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:13,700 And then things don't work out as he had planned. 1399 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:19,673 But it all kind of works out in the end, so... 1400 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,910 [BABY COOS] 1401 01:26:22,912 --> 01:26:25,412 [BABY SHOUTS] 1402 01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:26,647 [TODD MIMICKING] 1403 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,685 [TODD IMITATES CAT MEOWING] 1404 01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:43,197 [TODD GASPS] 1405 01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:44,431 [TODD LAUGHS] 1406 01:26:53,576 --> 01:26:56,376 [MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC] 91812