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My God.
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The old cockahs in the stands are better
than the young cockahs on the field.
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- He just missed someone in the crowd!
- Crowd? We could all go home in one car.
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Maybe he should lay down a bunt.
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This guy couldn't lay down a carpet.
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Now he's over swinging.
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Don't complain.
At least he's cooling off the place.
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Strike!
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I envy you covering the Mets.
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I bet you miss New York.
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What was I gonna do?
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They sold the paper to an Australian.
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Lucky it wasn't to the Japanese.
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I couldn't read the batting averages.
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- Oscar!
- Hiya, Peaches.
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I'm having a dinner party Friday night.
We're short one man.
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How about Abe here?
He's a short man.
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You can run, Oscar,
but you can't hide. See you.
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That's such an original expression.
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I hate women who talk like Muhammad Ali.
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- Conchita!
- Tough loss today?
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I'm suicidal. If I call 911 tonight,
any chance of mouth to mouth?
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Yeah, beso loco.
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Don't you look at a good ass anymore?
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I'm not allowed to look at pastrami,
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why should I look at an ass?
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- Are you coming to the game tonight?
- I'll be late.
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I have to pay my respects.
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A friend in my building died.
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- What did he die of?
- He got hit by lightning on a golf course.
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He should have been using his woods.
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Find out what his rent was.
I'm always looking for cheaper.
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See you at the game.
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I used to make that shot.
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My wife and I are fed up with this!
I'm filing a complaint.
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- Are you gonna clean this up?
- Absolutely.
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Whatever the cats don't finish
I'll clean up later.
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Where is Oscar?
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Coming! I'm in!
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Nobody bet. Hold the bets.
I got a raise coming.
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- How are we doing, girls?
- Everybody's in except Esther.
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- Esther, you didn't make your straight?
- Who knows? I can't see the numbers.
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Why can't we play with the big cards?
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We tried that. Every time I shuffled
Abe's toupee blew off.
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Not any more.
This is the kind you can swim in.
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If you swim with that rug,
they'll think you're building a dam.
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Who gets the lemon loaf cake,
no cholesterol, no fat, no taste?
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- That's mine.
- One chemical sponge cake for Millie.
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- Thanks, darling.
- You're welcome.
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Wanda, you vixen, you know how
that perfume drives me crazy!
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You really like it?
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- Yes, and I see I got you beat!
- He always does that to me!
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Don't worry. I lost so many brain cells
today, I forgot what I just saw.
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Just like my third husband,
he should rest in peace.
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How do you know he's dead?
Maybe he's just bluffing.
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Who wants nachos
with cottage cheese chilli?
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- That's mine.
- One Jenny Craig Mexican style
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type of casserole dinner
for senorita Abromowitz.
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And we have a cherry soda for Abe.
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- Where's Abe?
- Here.
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Sit on a magazine.
I can't see you.
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This isn't cherry, it's lemon.
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Now it's cherry.
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- Whose bet is it?
- Millie raised a quarter, so it's 33 cents.
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You need nerves of steel for this game.
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I'm in. Let me get that.
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We never finish the game.
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All right, I'm coming!
Whoever it is, I'll pay on Thursday.
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- You sound good, Pop.
- Brucey! How are you?
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Hold it down!
It's my son from California.
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My sister lost three pairs of dentures
in the earthquakes.
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- How did she eat?
- She sent out.
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- Are you still an actor?
- Yeah.
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- I got a call from CBS, I might get a pilot.
- That's terrific!
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- My kid may get a pilot.
- He got his own plane?
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A pilot is a television show
that doesn't get on television.
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That's not why I'm calling. I've got
big news, I'm getting married this week.
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- Married? Why?
- Because I love her, that's why.
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You didn't say it was a girl.
If you're happy, I'm happy.
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My kid is getting married.
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There goes my Rachel's last chance.
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It's this Sunday afternoon.
Think you can come?
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Wild racehorses couldn't keep me away.
Where is it?
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- At her mother's house in San Malina.
- What was the name again?
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San Malina. It's about two hours
north of L.A. We'll send you the address.
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If I'm not being too nosey,
who the hell are you marrying?
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She's an actress. She's beautiful.
She's so talented and very smart.
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- And she loves your son.
- I love her already. So who is she?
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- Hold on to your hat, Pop.
- I need a hat to hold on to?
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She's not one of those six foot ten
basketball players, is she?
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- As long as she's thin.
- I can't hear you.
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Whose daughter?
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Whose?
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Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry.
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Miss?
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Excuse me, I wonder if I might change
my seat into the non-smoking section?
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The entire plane is non-smoking.
There's no one smoking on this aircraft.
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Possibly the attendants who clean
the planes at the airport
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were smoking in here.
I'm very sensitive to that.
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I'm sorry, but the entire plane is full.
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It's not just the smoke.
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The woman next to me is wearing
a perfume that I have an allergy to.
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- I've already moved you once.
- That was because of hair spray.
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I know that I sound crazy,
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but I just happen to be one of those
hyper-allergenic cases. Can't you try?
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You mean sniff every woman until you find
a perfume you're not allergic to?
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I didn't complain about the food.
I didn't eat it, but I didn't complain.
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You asked for the Hawaiian mahi mahi
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and I told you that we only serve it
on the west to east flights.
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I thought there might be one piece
of mahi mahi making the return trip.
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Forget it, I'll manage.
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- I have some cough lozenges, if you like.
- Thank you, no.
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I have an unusually small windpipe.
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If it got stuck,
I could be dead in two minutes.
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Are you having trouble breathing?
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I'm nervous because my daughter is
getting married on Sunday in California.
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In San...
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- Well, I've got a friend picking me up.
- How nice.
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Are you all right? Your face
is turning blue. Do you need oxygen?
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Yeah, but you never know
who's been using that before.
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Stewardess!
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Excuse me.
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I see my bag. Excuse me.
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What happened here?
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What do you call this?
This is mishandling of luggage!
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It's a federal misdemeanour.
Did you see this?
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Oscar?
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Felix?
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Oscar!
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Felix!
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Look out!
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We haven't even said hello
and I've got a broken leg.
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It's just a sprain. Hello, Felix.
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- Let me know when you gonna hit a bump.
- OK, that was a bump.
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Here we go, we're all set.
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Maybe we could stop
and get a pair of crutches some place.
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I'll keep my eye open
for a crutch store.
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I'm sure there's a lot of them
on the freeway.
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Hold on to me
and let's hop over to the car.
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That's it.
Now you've got it.
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Bend down and slide into the seat.
You know what I mean?
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- Tell me when it hurts.
- That hurts.
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I've got a good idea.
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Don't tell me when it hurts,
it's gonna hurt anyway.
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When I count to three, we'll do it all
in one big move. One, two, three!
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- Oh, God!
- I like '"it hurts'" better.
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Got you some ice from the machine.
It'll keep the swelling down.
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I need something to put the ice in.
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Put it in your sock!
What am I, an orthopaedic?
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- Foot feeling any better?
- It's a piece of frozen meat.
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Hang it out the window, it's warm out.
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I'm starving.
I haven't eaten since last night.
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- Didn't they serve on the plane?
- No, my fish was flying east.
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Here's my complimentary nuts.
Go ahead.
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If your teeth keep chattering,
you'll have peanut butter in three minutes.
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Do you know
what the fat content of nuts is?
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Not to mention the salt content.
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I could have a heart attack at the wedding.
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- I haven't seen you in eight, nine years.
- 17 years.
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You couldn't even remember that we
haven't seen each other for 17 years?
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I didn't dwell on it.
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So your hair got whiter, your ears
got bigger, your nose got longer...
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but you still retain that unique, elusive,
pain in the ass quality
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that drives me berserk.
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Well you have changed.
When I saw you at the airport,
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I thought you'd died
and your mother came to tell me.
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- I heard that line on the Seinfeld show.
- It's how fast I thought of it that counts.
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Open the window.
I want to throw the water out.
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It is open.
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Sorry, they must have just cleaned it.
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Feeling better now? What's the matter?
Did you sprain your tongue too?
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I'm angry at myself.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
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We've always had bad chemistry.
We mix like oil and frozen yoghurt.
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- But I'm glad to see you anyway.
- Me too, Oz.
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- I was some kind of nut in those days.
- From pecan to pistachio.
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I guess I still am.
I hate mess and I hate disorder.
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I went to a hypnotist to try to cure me.
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- It didn't work, right?
- No.
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He was late.
I straightened up his office and left.
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You better pull off the freeway.
I got to pee.
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How are you doing, kid?
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Are you the waiter?
What do you want?
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- $5.
- Why should I give you $5?
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Your friend said you would for telling
you he's locked in the bathroom.
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Why did you tell him five bucks?
He would have done it for a quarter.
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What freeway are
we supposed to be on?
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- The 405.
- I think that sign back there said 101.
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If you didn't have the brains
to pee back at the airport,
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how do you know what the sign said?
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Reading and peeing
are two different things.
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At your age you're lucky
you can do either one.
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Is your daughter like you? She's not going
to clean up after the reception, is she?
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My daughter is wonderful,
and your son is damn lucky to get her.
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- Let me tell you something else.
- Don't. That's why I moved to Florida.
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We keep this up,
I'll be living in Guatemala.
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That's fine by me.
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Are you retired now?
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Me? Never! I'm doing part-time
charity work at the hospital.
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- You mean bed pans and stuff like that?
- No.
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I read to them. I read them stories,
write letters for them, tell them jokes.
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It's good for me too, you know.
After my last wife...
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You've probably heard about that.
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Sorry to hear that.
I heard she went quickly.
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Moved out while I was asleep.
Never even left a note.
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Is that three divorces now?
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Three divorces,
two broken engagements,
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and five women who disappeared
on the first date.
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Went to the ladies' room,
never came back.
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You just had some bad luck
with your personality.
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I haven't given up.
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Somewhere out there,
I know there is a right woman for me.
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- Should I stop the car and look?
- No, but pull over, I got to eat.
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I have this low sugar condition,
I have to eat every four hours.
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Why didn't you eat
when we stopped at El Pollo Loco?
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Because it wasn't time to eat,
it was time to pee.
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Make out a timetable,
when you're going to eat, pee,
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fart, cry and sleep.
That's the last time I pull off the freeway.
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I suppose you never have to pee?
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I do it for half hour in the morning
and then I'm through for the day.
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What have you got there?
What are you doing?
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How do you know which ones to take?
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Doesn't make any difference.
Whatever they fix, I've got.
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- Don't you take them with water?
- With the local water?
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Water from around here?
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Don't you know how many pesticides
they have in the local water?
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Lower your voice, people in here
don't know they'll be dead in a week.
228
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,337
Didn't you fix that yet?
229
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,378
Almost. Just one...
230
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:05,069
What the hell...? Open a window.
231
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:16,006
- How long was I asleep?
- I didn't know you wanted me to time it.
232
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:19,543
We're off the freeway.
Are we almost there?
233
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:24,505
- I don't think so.
- What do the directions say?
234
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:28,390
They are gone.
I threw them out of the window.
235
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,098
What the hell made you do
a stupid thing like that?
236
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,397
Well, I had them on my lap
so I could read them.
237
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:42,357
I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell
on my crotch, the map caught fire.
238
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,734
I had the choice of finding the house
239
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,788
or burning one of most
important parts of my body.
240
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,698
- Guess which I picked?
- So you just picked any exit and got off?
241
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:55,963
- I had to get off some place.
- This isn't some place, this is no place.
242
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,921
Pull over, I'll get the directions
out of my suitcase.
243
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,072
- Where is my suitcase?
- In the trunk.
244
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,284
- No.
- Did you look good?
245
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:37,037
The trunk is this big. It takes
a second and a half to look in there.
246
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:41,841
Your 1927 piece of cardboard
is there, but my suitcase isn't.
247
00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:48,219
What are you talking about?
It's got to be there. Let me look.
248
00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:00,562
I'm going to try to stay calm
while I say the next sentence.
249
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:06,069
If it isn't in there, where in the hell
is my goddamn suitcase?
250
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,951
This is a wild guess.
251
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,995
I'd say it's in front
of the Budget Rent A Car office.
252
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:15,037
- In Los Angeles?
- That's a good guess, too.
253
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:19,078
God Almighty.
We're going to go back and get it!
254
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,380
It took us two hours to get here.
255
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:27,509
It'll take five hours to go back,
cos I don't know how we got here.
256
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:31,803
Then we'd have to make three stops.
One for you to pee, get locked in the john,
257
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:37,475
pay a kid $5 to get out,
and then we'd have to stop for you to eat!
258
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,225
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
259
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,082
What did you have in there?
260
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,832
An ironing board, some spot remover?
I'll pay you.
261
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:04,881
In that suitcase
was my black formal afternoon suit
262
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,842
that I bought to wear to give
my daughter away in marriage.
263
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:15,342
And a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray,
which I bought as a wedding present.
264
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,221
And in that suitcase was
$10,000 in cash,
265
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:24,316
which I intended to give
to my son-in-law on his wedding day.
266
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:27,531
In your suitcase, the police will find
267
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:32,326
your broken, smashed,
mutilated and dissected body
268
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:36,494
in the event that you don't go back
and find my fucking suitcase!
269
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,074
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it?
270
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,832
Deliver where?
You've crisscrossed California
271
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:45,250
more than the covered wagons
did 100 years ago!
272
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,381
And tell them to follow the burnt pieces
of directions on the freeway?
273
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:55,473
We drive to the first town we see
and then we'll call Budget.
274
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,307
That was my best leather suitcase.
275
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,973
How long is it gonna stand
on the sidewalk unclaimed?
276
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:06,736
Somebody will be eating pizza tonight
on my daughter's silver Tiffany tray.
277
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:12,783
Come on back in the car.
If it's still there, they will get it to you fast.
278
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:16,821
Federal Express, UPS, fax...
279
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:22,247
You're gonna fax my suitcase to me?
I can wear a picture of my wedding suit.
280
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:26,424
- Take it easy...
- And paper copies of $10,000!
281
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,344
Don't get physical with me!
282
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:33,597
I'm too old to hit, but I could spit you
to death! Get in the car.
283
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:38,599
I want to know one thing,
why, when you get around me
284
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:45,526
you behave like a goddamn
imbecilic, idiotic, moronic shithead?
285
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,441
Wait!
286
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,268
Didn't you put the breaks on?
287
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:23,894
Why? I didn't know
you were gonna punch it.
288
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:32,947
We better call Budget
and have them fax us another car.
289
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:52,543
- I think I know where we are.
- Where?
290
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:57,879
- In a Clint Eastwood movie.
- '"The Good, the Bad and the Stupid'"?
291
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:01,848
You're not the only one
who lost everything in his suitcase.
292
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:07,097
What did you lose, an old Mets T-shirt
and a corned beef sandwich?
293
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:13,029
I lost the most important thing in my life.
My return ticket to Sarasota.
294
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:16,863
Instead of complaining,
why don't you look for a telephone?
295
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:20,867
What makes you think
there is a telephone out here?
296
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:24,823
This is probably where they test
those nuclear bombs.
297
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:27,919
They would have to call somebody
to find out if they went off.
298
00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:32,671
I thought that was a snake.
299
00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:35,636
They probably got poisonous spiders
here, too.
300
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,720
What will they live on?
301
00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:40,802
You think they're waiting
for two schmucks like us?
302
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,971
I got to sit down. Let's rest.
303
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:59,195
- We need to have a plan. Agreed?
- Agreed.
304
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:05,703
- What should the plan be?
- I don't care, I agreed. I did my part.
305
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:09,043
We got to find a telephone
and call Hannah's mother.
306
00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:11,377
Get her to send a car to pick us up.
307
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:15,249
- You know the number?
- No, it was in my suitcase.
308
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:19,424
- We could call the information.
- In what town?
309
00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:24,840
San... My daughter said San...
Don't you remember?
310
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:28,353
No, I was playing poker.
I couldn't hear anything.
311
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:31,690
- San Marino?
- No, San Cantino?
312
00:27:31,861 --> 00:27:34,233
Not San Cantino.
313
00:27:34,405 --> 00:27:37,654
- San Sereno?
- No.
314
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:40,695
- San Bandino.
- San Patino.
315
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:45,828
San Farina. Where are you going,
for crying out loud?
316
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:51,290
We need a phone book.
How many towns can sound like that?
317
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:55,675
In California, all of them.
San Diego, San Jos�, San Quentin...
318
00:27:55,843 --> 00:28:00,339
- San Mateo.
- San Clemente. Roberto Clemente.
319
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,886
Sancho Pancho. Pancho Gonzalez.
320
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:05,768
- San Jemima.
- San Jemima?
321
00:28:05,895 --> 00:28:09,892
What do I know? Fernando Lamas.
Ricardo Montalban.
322
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,983
- Ricky Ricardo.
- San Pagaue.
323
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:17,238
- Where is that?
- Near San Piranho.
324
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:23,779
Los Pintos, Las Brisas,
Los Pecos. Sound familiar?
325
00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:27,821
Yeah, they are hotels in Acapulco.
326
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,835
A car has to come from some direction.
327
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:34,538
You stand here,
I'm going to stand on the other side.
328
00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:40,011
So we can catch all the heavy traffic
at five o'clock at Los Pecos.
329
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,841
You got a better idea, Los Idiot?
330
00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:00,526
See anything yet?
331
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:04,905
For a minute I thought I saw
Omar Sharif on a camel.
332
00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:22,797
Come back!
333
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:27,679
What was it? It just went by!
334
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,879
I hear something. Do you hear it?
335
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:59,913
With our luck
it's the killer bees from Brazil.
336
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:20,068
What the hell was that?
337
00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:24,401
They purposely did it.
They hate New Yorkers.
338
00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:27,694
Who's gonna pick us up now?
339
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:32,121
We look like a couple
of Pillsbury Doughboys.
340
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:36,668
Let's get out of the sun
before we start to rise.
341
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,357
What's so funny?
342
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:12,246
If we ever get there, we can be
the two figures on the wedding cake.
343
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:15,201
Hilarious.
344
00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:20,334
Stop!
345
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,373
Hey amigos, where are you going?
346
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:26,343
- San Redondo.
- Where?
347
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:30,633
San Tamale. San Taco Bell.
We'll go any place.
348
00:31:30,766 --> 00:31:36,057
- Well, hop in.
- Thank you very much.
349
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:42,855
- What are you doing out here with no car?
- It's a long story.
350
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:47,150
We're going to a wedding.
My daughter and his son.
351
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:52,484
- Then you must be good friends.
- The best.
352
00:31:53,873 --> 00:31:56,743
We need to find a telephone.
Can you do that for us?
353
00:31:56,875 --> 00:32:02,878
No problem. Gas station two miles
from here. I'll take you there.
354
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:10,053
- Gracias. We'll be glad to pay you for it.
- You are compadres, poor like me.
355
00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:13,134
This is my wedding gift
for your children.
356
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:18,605
A wedding gift for our children.
It's more than I'm gonna give them.
357
00:32:33,746 --> 00:32:38,538
- I hope nothing is wrong.
- I'd hate to break our lucky streak.
358
00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:43,913
Bad news.
My cousin say mi mam�, very sick.
359
00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:49,670
I have to go to her very pronto.
It's back where we come from.
360
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:54,264
I go with them. They drive very fast.
You take my truck to gas station.
361
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:57,350
Leave it there. Rico, that's my name.
They know me there.
362
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:01,979
- Are you sure? We'll be very careful.
- I know, I trust you.
363
00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,189
If you get hungry, eat peaches.
364
00:33:08,072 --> 00:33:12,899
I did pretty good, comprende?
And this time, I'm gonna drive, amigo.
365
00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:16,909
Which is what I should have done
in the first place, muchacho.
366
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:40,719
Why don't you use a handkerchief
so you don't get peach juice all over me?
367
00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:45,231
You think we're pulling in to
the Pebble Beach Country Club?
368
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:03,704
Don't give up. We're almost home.
369
00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:06,955
It's not gonna make it.
It's not in the cards.
370
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:10,089
We're riding a dead horse,
we're coming in for the funeral.
371
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,293
Stop being such a pessimist.
372
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:16,597
- I bet you we make this hill.
- How much?
373
00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:21,807
Come on... Almost...
Yes! I knew it!
374
00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:26,605
Never count me out
till the fat lady divorces me.
375
00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:32,647
- What is that?
- Maybe they want some free peaches.
376
00:34:32,823 --> 00:34:36,405
Stop the truck!
377
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:45,871
- Are they talking to us?
- That's a lot of cops to give one ticket.
378
00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:49,496
Step out of the vehicle! Now!
379
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:55,249
Put your hands where we can see them.
380
00:34:55,387 --> 00:34:58,056
I think there is some kind of mistake here.
381
00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:03,218
We didn't steal the truck
and we didn't pick any peaches.
382
00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:07,096
- On the ground, now!
- Cuff them.
383
00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:14,985
Do you think this is about offering
that kid money in the bathroom?
384
00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:19,025
You're under arrest for violation
of California lmmigration law 1407.
385
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,826
Transportation of illegal aliens.
You have the right to remain silent.
386
00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,032
You two jokers, step forward.
387
00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:32,463
What's so amusing now?
388
00:35:32,591 --> 00:35:36,754
How are we going to tell
Hannah and Brucey
389
00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:39,508
why we are 40 years late
for their wedding?
390
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:42,309
Stop worrying, we'll get out of this.
391
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:46,135
Not without a lawyer we won't.
Have you got a lawyer?
392
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:48,762
Yeah, in Florida. He's 92.
393
00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:52,849
It takes him six hours to walk
to the telephone. The case will be over.
394
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,943
We'll just tell them the truth.
395
00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,690
There's our guy!
396
00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:05,329
How is your dying mama, compadre?
397
00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:08,660
- Mucho better, gracias.
- I'll send her a crate of peaches.
398
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,958
- Are you going to tell them the truth?
- I told them the truth.
399
00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:16,459
I said you picked me up,
gave me a ride
400
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:21,136
then I saw my friends, they took me
home and that's the truth, no?
401
00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:25,684
He's got a better story then ours.
I think we're in trouble.
402
00:36:25,811 --> 00:36:29,642
- Oscar Madison. Felix Ungar.
- Yeah, here we are.
403
00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:32,691
- Let's go.
- I told you, didn't I?
404
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:35,351
If we go down, you go down with us!
405
00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:39,527
Are you Dirty Harry?
You watch too much television.
406
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:45,869
Tell me one more time how the rented car
caught fire and exploded.
407
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,989
He called me a shithead
and punched the car.
408
00:36:50,127 --> 00:36:53,413
- It went rolling down the hill.
- Why did you punch the car?
409
00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:56,963
Because the shithead threw
the directions out the window
410
00:36:57,092 --> 00:36:59,334
and left my suitcase
at the Rent A Car agency.
411
00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:01,961
Why did you throw away the directions?
412
00:37:02,097 --> 00:37:07,340
They caught fire from my cigar ashes
and were burning on my crotch!
413
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,892
First time he's hot down there for years.
414
00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:12,394
I just wanted to remind you of how it felt.
415
00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:15,311
OK, boys. Calm down.
416
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:18,895
You two don't
get along too well, do you?
417
00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:23,408
There was a period of 17 years
that was wonderful.
418
00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:26,287
Then we saw each other again.
419
00:37:26,454 --> 00:37:31,034
- Who is getting married?
- My daughter and his son.
420
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:46,469
We all agree that if you two
can't find your way
421
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,684
to your own children's wedding,
there isn't a chance in hell
422
00:37:49,812 --> 00:37:52,729
you could smuggle
20 illegal aliens across the border.
423
00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:56,604
Besides we just got a confession
from the truck driver.
424
00:37:56,735 --> 00:37:59,902
- You are free to go.
- We appreciate it, officer.
425
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:05,566
Wait a minute.
There's a matter of false arrest here.
426
00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:10,697
I happen to have one of the finest
legal minds for an attorney in Florida.
427
00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:15,702
- Let's go!
- You may hear from him.
428
00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:18,958
We still don't know
how to get to the wedding.
429
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:21,167
There's a girl outside at the computer.
430
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:26,213
Give her the family's name.
She'll run it down.
431
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:35,521
Hello, Felix? We've been worried.
432
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:38,519
Unfortunately, we took a wrong turn.
433
00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,444
Everywhere.
434
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:44,734
- What was the name of the town?
- San Malina.
435
00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:49,286
San Malina. That's right.
That's what I kept saying to Oscar.
436
00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:54,164
- Where are you?
- In a little town called...
437
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:58,996
Santa Menendez. I don't know how far
it is from where you are.
438
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:03,040
- About five hours.
- Five hours?
439
00:39:03,219 --> 00:39:04,842
If you know the way.
440
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:07,461
- Is there a hotel here?
- Down the street.
441
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:15,636
Felix! Our new underwear
has arrived. Catch!
442
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:19,480
Caught that like a major leaguer.
443
00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:25,943
Look at these shorts.
I could be a waitress at a crap game.
444
00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:31,740
If you wiggle your fanny right,
you can make double sixes.
445
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,745
Let's get a drink.
446
00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:55,055
This doesn't look like our kind of crowd.
447
00:39:55,187 --> 00:39:58,556
If anyone gets tough,
just show him your underwear.
448
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:02,812
- What will it be?
- A dry Martini on the rocks, please.
449
00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,270
Martini?
450
00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:10,984
- How about you?
- A double scotch for me, please.
451
00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,409
Evening.
452
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:19,032
Hi.
453
00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:21,411
Beautiful weather, isn't it?
454
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:25,795
Just terrific, honey.
455
00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:34,596
If you are thinking what I think
you're thinking, forget it!
456
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,639
- I'm not thinking, I'm talking.
- Don't.
457
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:41,685
This is my friend, Felix.
They call me Oscar.
458
00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:46,313
Hi, Felix. Hi, Oscar.
I'm Thelma.
459
00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:49,613
Thelma?
You're not Louise, are you?
460
00:40:49,741 --> 00:40:55,780
Like I haven't been asked that
about a million times. I'm Holly.
461
00:40:55,956 --> 00:41:00,748
That's a very nice name,
especially around Christmas.
462
00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:05,213
- He's cute.
- Are you staying here at the hotel?
463
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:09,510
- We're just passing through.
- So are we. Where are you headed?
464
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:14,636
- Maybe Lake Tahoe, maybe Vegas.
- Just lovers of the open road, eh?
465
00:41:16,726 --> 00:41:20,558
We're saving our money.
We've got a van out back.
466
00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:24,395
That couldn't be very comfortable
to sleep in, could it?
467
00:41:24,526 --> 00:41:28,026
Oscar, If I didn't know better,
468
00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:32,864
I'd say a nice old grandfather like you
was trying to hit on a couple of ladies.
469
00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:35,656
I'm not as old as I look.
470
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,402
I had this plastic surgery done recently.
471
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:41,245
The quack doctor botched it up.
472
00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:46,833
- Your friend doesn't say much.
- He's the doctor.
473
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:56,093
- Are you OK, doc?
- I put your mouth in the wrong place.
474
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:02,014
He's still upset
because they took his licence away.
475
00:42:04,024 --> 00:42:09,185
We're closing the kitchen in half an hour
if you still want dinner.
476
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,693
Excuse me, we haven't eaten all day.
477
00:42:11,824 --> 00:42:14,860
Where are your manners, Felix?
478
00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:19,115
Perhaps the ladies would like to join us
before they retire to their van?
479
00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:21,370
Yeah, sure. OK.
480
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:26,577
We'll meet you at the table.
After we've freshened up.
481
00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:30,584
Are you crazy?
Two middle-aged bikers.
482
00:42:30,718 --> 00:42:33,209
They're tougher than the guys in the jail.
483
00:42:33,345 --> 00:42:35,670
And have you thought what we could get?
484
00:42:35,806 --> 00:42:39,222
'"Lucky'" is the only word
that comes to mind.
485
00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,973
I'm not gonna let you do this.
486
00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:46,231
I know it's not gonna happen.
They wouldn't even come up to our room.
487
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:50,403
And it would take two years for you
and me to climb into their van.
488
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:54,028
And the last thing I want them
to see is our underwear.
489
00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:56,862
What are you doing this for?
490
00:42:56,994 --> 00:43:01,240
To be wanted. To get close
to it happening one more time.
491
00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:04,374
The wick is almost out.
492
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:09,079
All I want is for the candle to glow
rather than curse the darkness.
493
00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:13,627
It's not going out.
Not yours, not mine.
494
00:43:13,803 --> 00:43:19,342
I still have hope that somewhere,
we'll find the right lamplighter.
495
00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,966
We just used so many metaphors,
496
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,772
I forgot what the hell
we were talking about.
497
00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:29,064
- Good evening.
- Good evening, sir.
498
00:43:29,192 --> 00:43:32,526
- Are you gentlemen here for the seminar?
- What seminar?
499
00:43:32,695 --> 00:43:39,529
'"Life - Does It really Have To End? '"
Dr John Boxer. I'm 84 myself.
500
00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:44,780
Dr Boxer sees no reason why I shouldn't
be around to celebrate the year 2020.
501
00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:47,788
Maybe longer.
The seminar ends tomorrow.
502
00:43:47,919 --> 00:43:53,590
But I have to get back to San Malina
for my daughter's sixty-third birthday.
503
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,959
That's where we're going.
504
00:43:56,095 --> 00:44:01,219
- Fancy that! You need a lift?
- They tell us it's a five hour drive.
505
00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:04,553
Come with me. You'll be there
in less than two hours.
506
00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:06,844
We leave at 6:00 am, on the dot.
507
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:09,553
- 6:00 am?
- That sounds great to me.
508
00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,897
That's a little early for me.
509
00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:14,352
You'll never live a long life
sleeping late.
510
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:20,573
I may have some business tonight
with friends from Lake Tahoe.
511
00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:26,456
These creeps closed the bar already.
But don't worry, I stay open all night.
512
00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:35,832
I like a quiet man.
Talking always slows things up.
513
00:44:36,926 --> 00:44:40,296
Perhaps I was wrong.
514
00:44:40,431 --> 00:44:44,724
6:00 am would be rather early
for men like you.
515
00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:47,521
- Good night.
- Bye.
516
00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:51,264
You go to Tahoe!
I'm going with him.
517
00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:57,153
What are two wide awake girls going
to do with one hunky, funny guy?
518
00:44:57,322 --> 00:45:02,779
Why don't we all write a suggestion
on a piece of paper?
519
00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:09,617
I wish your cute boy scout friend would
come back. I'm just itching to dance.
520
00:45:09,793 --> 00:45:12,119
I'll go get him. Don't scratch yet.
521
00:45:12,295 --> 00:45:16,756
I'll see you at six o'clock in the morning.
Thanks again.
522
00:45:16,926 --> 00:45:21,587
I'm coming with you, I promise. Do me
one favour, come inside and dance for me.
523
00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:27,013
- Why would I want to dance for you?
- Cos I'm hunky, the other one is itchy.
524
00:45:27,186 --> 00:45:33,473
Come in and dance and you can call
the shots the rest of the way.
525
00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:50,707
You're a very smooth dancer.
What's your secret?
526
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:52,749
Leather soles.
527
00:45:54,964 --> 00:46:00,040
Got anything closer?
I went to high school with a boy like you.
528
00:46:00,218 --> 00:46:02,295
Who was he, the principle?
529
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:08,769
- What are you, divorced or single?
- Something like that.
530
00:46:12,565 --> 00:46:16,431
You have very strong hands.
You work out?
531
00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:20,773
No, but my door at home
gets stuck a lot.
532
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:26,532
- Having fun?
- Yes. But I think I'm stuck to your Velcro.
533
00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:53,183
Someone wants to know
if there's a Thelma and Holly here.
534
00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:56,599
- What does he sound like?
- Drunk and real mad.
535
00:46:56,775 --> 00:46:59,811
- Got to go.
- Now? We just met.
536
00:46:59,945 --> 00:47:03,111
I know, but we'll always
have Santa Menendez.
537
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,067
You've never met me, you never saw me,
you never danced with me.
538
00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:14,124
Are you satisfied?
539
00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:18,200
Satisfying is not
how I would describe it.
540
00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:28,378
Remember what we agreed on.
I call the shots now, right?
541
00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:31,642
- Ready for lights out?
- Yeah, ready.
542
00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:40,765
Oscar!
543
00:47:42,112 --> 00:47:44,947
Where are we?
544
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:50,276
- Where are we? We're in a hotel.
- I know, but where is the hotel?
545
00:47:50,454 --> 00:47:54,155
In California,
in one of them Santa-places.
546
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:58,331
I woke up and was lost.
I got scared.
547
00:47:58,461 --> 00:48:00,999
Do you ever wake up and get scared?
548
00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:06,374
Yeah, when I wake up
and I see you staring at me.
549
00:48:06,511 --> 00:48:13,131
I'm glad you're here. I don't mind
being alone but not in strange places.
550
00:48:13,269 --> 00:48:17,977
- I guess it's a part of getting old.
- You want to know how to not feel old?
551
00:48:18,148 --> 00:48:22,395
Hang around with people
who are older than you.
552
00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:25,190
- Thanks, Oz.
- You're welcome.
553
00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:29,154
Get some sleep, will you?
Everything is gonna be all right.
554
00:48:39,879 --> 00:48:42,962
How about this!
555
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,834
How about that!
556
00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:47,458
Probably gets two blocks
to the gallon.
557
00:48:49,221 --> 00:48:53,171
Glad to see you both could make it.
Climb in, boys.
558
00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:57,677
Thank you very much.
You certainly are prompt.
559
00:48:57,854 --> 00:49:01,983
There are only four of these left
in the country and I own them all.
560
00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:05,312
- You're a collector?
- No, the other three are for parts.
561
00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:07,569
Hang on to your hats, boys.
562
00:49:27,842 --> 00:49:30,416
Is this as fast as it goes?
563
00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:34,765
It takes a few minutes to warm up
and then we ride like the wind.
564
00:50:32,532 --> 00:50:36,577
It's been a half hour
and the wind is going faster than us.
565
00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:39,704
Actually, we're doing 85 right now.
566
00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:43,117
No, that's your clock, sir.
It says 8:25.
567
00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:47,207
Don't mind that clock,
it always breaks down.
568
00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:53,632
No offence, but do you really think
we can make San Malina in two hours?
569
00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:56,633
- Who said that?
- You did last night.
570
00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:59,677
I think you misunderstood me.
571
00:50:59,809 --> 00:51:04,519
What I meant was I can make
this five hour trip seem like two hours.
572
00:51:04,648 --> 00:51:09,560
Take in the scenery, relax,
enjoy being alive and well.
573
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:14,861
Doing that, I made it back once
in an hour and 20 minutes.
574
00:51:20,288 --> 00:51:24,536
Excuse me, the scent of the trees
and flowers always intoxicate me.
575
00:51:24,668 --> 00:51:28,203
If you're intoxicated,
I'd be glad to be the designated driver.
576
00:51:28,339 --> 00:51:30,165
No, I'm fine.
577
00:51:41,309 --> 00:51:45,972
- Why are we stopping here?
- Are you all right?
578
00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:51,309
I think he's asleep!
579
00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:55,864
When was he awake?
Move him aside, I'll drive.
580
00:51:55,991 --> 00:51:58,529
What are you waiting for?
581
00:51:58,661 --> 00:52:01,827
He'll wake up
and the snails will start passing us.
582
00:52:01,997 --> 00:52:05,911
- He won't wake up. He's dead.
- How can you tell?
583
00:52:06,085 --> 00:52:10,331
No heartbeat and no pulse means dead.
I've seen that in the hospital.
584
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:13,465
All you did was read books and tell jokes!
585
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:18,337
What do you want me to do, an autopsy?
The man is dead!
586
00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:20,844
At least he went quickly.
587
00:52:20,974 --> 00:52:24,390
You call 12 miles an hour quickly?
588
00:52:25,146 --> 00:52:30,566
Oh, my God. Pull his head
back in before a bird sits on it.
589
00:52:33,654 --> 00:52:38,814
I knew it! I strained my neck.
It always happens.
590
00:52:38,951 --> 00:52:42,402
Always? You mean whenever
you try to pull a dead body back in?
591
00:52:42,579 --> 00:52:47,075
Get out and push his head
back in, I can't move.
592
00:52:59,846 --> 00:53:02,764
This guy is starting
to decompose already!
593
00:53:02,892 --> 00:53:05,050
His hairpiece blew off. Go get it.
594
00:53:05,185 --> 00:53:08,601
Why? He's dead.
Who does he got to look good for?
595
00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:14,021
Out of respect! Maybe his family
never knew. Just go get it!
596
00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:17,236
Keep an eye on him.
597
00:53:25,247 --> 00:53:28,698
It's not a hair piece any more,
it's a nest!
598
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:31,748
Shoo him away!
599
00:53:32,254 --> 00:53:35,089
Shoo! Shoo!
600
00:53:54,485 --> 00:53:57,190
- Where did he go?
- He's on my lap.
601
00:53:58,697 --> 00:54:01,402
On your lap?
602
00:54:01,575 --> 00:54:05,620
That's not a good position. It looks like...
603
00:54:05,746 --> 00:54:09,031
I know what it looks like.
Help me pull him up.
604
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,874
Easy...
605
00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:14,377
What was that?
606
00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:17,956
It sounded like a gunshot.
Maybe it's hunting season.
607
00:54:18,092 --> 00:54:20,333
What animals would they have
around here?
608
00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:22,379
I don't know.
609
00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:29,091
Can you believe this!
Get that!
610
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:35,181
In the last three minutes
I've walked more than we've driven today.
611
00:54:41,073 --> 00:54:44,358
- Are you crazy?
- I didn't do it, he did!
612
00:54:44,535 --> 00:54:47,204
Check his pulse again!
613
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:53,407
- You take it.
- I don't want it. Put it on his head.
614
00:54:53,586 --> 00:54:55,542
What are you doing?
615
00:54:55,671 --> 00:54:58,920
I got to get his name and address
so I can tell his relatives.
616
00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,087
This should be interesting.
617
00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:10,432
You can't stop in the middle of the road.
Pull the vehicle over.
618
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:14,605
Then we'd have to move the driver
and as you can see, he's...
619
00:55:14,731 --> 00:55:18,065
- Is he sick?
- No.
620
00:55:18,193 --> 00:55:20,399
Is he drunk?
621
00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:22,729
No, try dead.
622
00:55:28,203 --> 00:55:31,407
- How did this happen?
- We don't know.
623
00:55:31,582 --> 00:55:36,291
- We think God came down and took him.
- Step out of the vehicle.
624
00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:43,462
So the man is dead
and you have his wallet...
625
00:55:43,635 --> 00:55:48,012
...riding in an antique car
worth over $150,000.
626
00:55:48,139 --> 00:55:50,216
How do you think this looks?
627
00:55:50,351 --> 00:55:54,395
To you it looks terrible, to my mother,
she wouldn't be that upset.
628
00:55:54,563 --> 00:55:57,018
We didn't kill him or rob him!
629
00:55:57,149 --> 00:56:00,269
You believed us before,
why don't you believe us now?
630
00:56:00,402 --> 00:56:06,322
I didn't expect you to keep bouncing
back here like a beach ball!
631
00:56:06,492 --> 00:56:12,660
- And why did you take his toupee?
- A truck whizzed by and blew it off!
632
00:56:12,831 --> 00:56:17,540
I tried to get it back.
A bird sat on it.
633
00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:20,712
I shooed him and he flew away
with the hairpiece.
634
00:56:20,839 --> 00:56:27,044
- You shot him? You had a gun?
- No, I shooed him!
635
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:31,633
Then a hunter shot him
and the bird fell down on the car.
636
00:56:31,809 --> 00:56:35,557
The hairpiece fell on the wind shield.
637
00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:42,226
I hope there is not going to be a trial.
I'd hate to repeat that story in court.
638
00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:52,820
The examination reveals
he died of natural causes
639
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:57,000
and his daughter informed us
that he called last night
640
00:56:57,126 --> 00:57:02,879
and said he was giving a lift
to two young men he met at the hotel.
641
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:08,416
Once again you're out of here.
But if I see you back here under arrest,
642
00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:11,258
I will charge you with disturbing the law!
643
00:57:11,389 --> 00:57:16,217
- You mean disturbing the peace.
- No, it's only the law you're disturbing.
644
00:57:16,394 --> 00:57:21,222
There is a bus that leaves in 20 minutes.
They make a quick stop in San Malina.
645
00:57:21,399 --> 00:57:25,183
Be on it, get off it
and stay out of my face.
646
00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:59,979
I'm going to say something
that's going to surprise you.
647
00:58:00,147 --> 00:58:04,014
Why do you have to introduce
everything you say?
648
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,606
It's either, '"Let me tell you something'",
649
00:58:06,736 --> 00:58:09,940
or '"You may not like this,
but I'll say it anyway.'"
650
00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:13,698
Just say it. Then I can
get back to my racing form
651
00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:17,113
and you can start thinking
of the next thing you're going to say.
652
00:58:17,247 --> 00:58:20,912
- What is it?
- I actually had a good time on this trip.
653
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:22,951
- You did?
- Yes.
654
00:58:23,086 --> 00:58:26,290
- As much as World War II?
- I mean it.
655
00:58:26,465 --> 00:58:30,593
Sure, it was dirty, scary,
ugly and expensive.
656
00:58:30,761 --> 00:58:34,889
But I've met a lot of people
I never would have met before.
657
00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:37,007
I had an adventure.
658
00:58:37,142 --> 00:58:42,053
There's more to life than a job,
dinner alone and a TV show.
659
00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:45,723
I feel younger now than I have in years.
660
00:58:45,859 --> 00:58:50,106
Why didn't you say this last night,
when we could have used it?
661
00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:11,505
- Oscar!
- Felix!
662
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:17,638
Thelma?
It's nice to see you girls again.
663
00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:21,681
- What happened to your van?
- We dumped it, we were being chased.
664
00:59:21,812 --> 00:59:24,765
- By the police?
- Worse, our husbands.
665
00:59:24,898 --> 00:59:27,306
- Your husbands?
- We just walked.
666
00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:32,817
- You never said you were married.
- We took half our money and hit the road.
667
00:59:32,948 --> 00:59:36,898
Won't these guys be sore
when they catch up to you?
668
00:59:37,036 --> 00:59:38,862
Fit to kill!
669
00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:43,076
Especially since they found out
we were with two men last night.
670
00:59:43,209 --> 00:59:46,660
- You were?
- They mean us, schmuck.
671
00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:00,599
Open up!
672
01:00:00,726 --> 01:00:03,513
Damn! They tracked our perfume.
673
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:07,024
Stay put and there'll be no trouble.
674
01:00:07,149 --> 01:00:09,225
Sit tight, people.
675
01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:12,859
Oscar? I really have to pee.
676
01:00:16,158 --> 01:00:19,609
The fun is over.
Time to come home.
677
01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:25,617
That shack with whisky bottles
and bacon strips on the floor?
678
01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:29,701
Remember, we don't know them,
we've never even seen them.
679
01:00:33,551 --> 01:00:37,050
- What did you say?
- I honestly can't remember.
680
01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:46,641
That's them, isn't it?
The bartender at the hotel described them.
681
01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:49,856
Couple of Martini drinkers.
682
01:00:50,233 --> 01:00:54,896
Come on, honey. We don't want
to disturb the nice people on this bus.
683
01:00:55,072 --> 01:00:59,116
- That's OK.
- I wasn't talking to you, Martini.
684
01:00:59,242 --> 01:01:03,406
Come on. I've got some cold beer
waiting for you in the car.
685
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:09,080
Let's go.
You don't want to miss the party.
686
01:01:09,210 --> 01:01:13,078
We have to go to a wedding...
687
01:01:13,256 --> 01:01:16,874
...of our...
But thank you all the same.
688
01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:21,923
You just don't get it, do you.
You are the party.
689
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:43,150
We just had an innocent drink
and innocent couple of dances.
690
01:01:43,286 --> 01:01:47,830
- It was all very innocent.
- Get off the innocent thing.
691
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:51,078
Why would these beautiful girls
want to run off
692
01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:53,250
with a couple of old geezers like us?
693
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:57,045
When the goose wants it,
the geese come running.
694
01:01:57,217 --> 01:01:59,886
We're geezers, not geese.
695
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:04,129
Where do you want to stop?
696
01:02:04,308 --> 01:02:07,261
Over this hill is a stretch of woods.
That will do fine.
697
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:10,015
Do fine for what?
698
01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,982
Cook us up a couple of fine geezers.
699
01:02:15,277 --> 01:02:19,689
That's funny! I'm sorry,
but that just struck me as funny.
700
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,116
Damn it to hell!
701
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:27,944
Don't worry.
I know them personally.
702
01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:42,131
Don't you even want to talk about it?
703
01:02:44,515 --> 01:02:45,546
No.
704
01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:49,141
Ever?
705
01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:54,349
What's the point? No matter what I say
you two still end up in here.
706
01:02:55,066 --> 01:03:00,227
Would it be possible to find out the results
of the second race at Santa Anita?
707
01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:04,534
- I got a trifecta going.
- A what?
708
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:08,409
When you pick the three winning
horses in the exact order of finish.
709
01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:11,539
We have a wedding that we cannot get to
710
01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:14,158
and all he's got in his mind is a trifecta.
711
01:03:14,294 --> 01:03:17,130
- I'll tell you who won.
- You know?
712
01:03:18,298 --> 01:03:22,841
I won. You are my trifecta.
713
01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:27,014
The same two men have been arrested
three times for three different crimes
714
01:03:27,141 --> 01:03:29,810
and all three times by my men!
715
01:03:29,935 --> 01:03:34,098
You know what the odds are
of that happening at any police station?
716
01:03:34,231 --> 01:03:38,395
Roughly 12 million to one.
717
01:03:38,569 --> 01:03:42,519
And what would it be if it happened
in a small sheriff's office
718
01:03:42,656 --> 01:03:46,570
in a little town called
Santa Menendez, California?
719
01:03:46,701 --> 01:03:49,703
It would be in the trillions.
No bookie would handle it.
720
01:03:50,413 --> 01:03:53,534
Of all the differences
that we have had,
721
01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:57,451
of all the fights,
of all those petty arguments...
722
01:03:57,630 --> 01:04:01,580
We can continue talking.
He's gonna be on this for half an hour.
723
01:04:01,758 --> 01:04:06,587
Of all the times I've wanted
to choke you throat, this is the worst!
724
01:04:06,763 --> 01:04:12,469
If you say '"trifecta'" one more time,
I'm going to choke you until you are dead!
725
01:04:12,603 --> 01:04:17,597
Then that man can arrest me
one more time for one more crime,
726
01:04:17,733 --> 01:04:22,311
one more time in his office
and he's gonna have a '"fourfecta'"!
727
01:04:22,446 --> 01:04:25,945
So you shut the fuck up,
do you hear me?
728
01:04:26,116 --> 01:04:30,446
I think you can get a fourfecta in Cuba,
but it's a cigar.
729
01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:34,075
Let go of him! Sit down!
730
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:37,203
Sit down! Now!
731
01:04:37,336 --> 01:04:40,087
Both of you!
732
01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:42,919
Since the ladies gave me a statement
733
01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:45,967
that you had nothing to do
with the abduction...
734
01:04:47,179 --> 01:04:51,592
I have no reason to hold you.
I'm running for sheriff next year.
735
01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:54,560
I can't run a campaign
of mostly arresting you two!
736
01:04:54,686 --> 01:04:57,391
I wouldn't advice it.
737
01:04:57,522 --> 01:05:01,354
If I promise to get you to San Malina
in time for the wedding
738
01:05:01,527 --> 01:05:07,481
guarantee you will never come
within 100 miles of this town.
739
01:05:07,658 --> 01:05:10,196
No, 200. Make it 300.
740
01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:14,028
Since this is the first time in 74 years
that I have been here,
741
01:05:14,164 --> 01:05:17,782
- the odds of me coming...
- Don't finish that sentence!
742
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:21,079
All right, let's go.
743
01:05:21,213 --> 01:05:25,163
The wedding is at five o'clock.
How are we going to get there in time?
744
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,175
Leave that to me.
745
01:05:27,302 --> 01:05:31,596
I wish you had subways around here.
I never get lost in subways.
746
01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:35,550
I'll wait for you.
747
01:05:35,728 --> 01:05:37,803
They made up?
748
01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:42,232
The boys will spend a month in jail
for using firearms on a public vehicle.
749
01:05:42,359 --> 01:05:45,942
They always get a month.
It's the fifth time they have done this!
750
01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:48,563
It's a '"fivefecta'".
751
01:05:48,990 --> 01:05:51,695
There is an airport
about five miles from here.
752
01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:56,157
You can't land in San Malina, but in
Rockport. It's a 20 minute cab drive.
753
01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:59,041
Rockport is a name
I could've remembered.
754
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:03,035
The flight will take 40 minutes.
This car will drop you off at the airport.
755
01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:06,664
A police car!
Finally a ride I can feel safe in.
756
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:11,545
I hope you won't be offended,
but I hope I never see you again.
757
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:14,800
- Get out of here.
- If you'd like an endorsement...
758
01:06:14,934 --> 01:06:16,048
No.
759
01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:22,853
If those guys commit a triple murder,
or rob a bank...
760
01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:26,192
...just let them go.
761
01:06:30,616 --> 01:06:35,277
If some travel agent booked this trip,
we could have sued them for a fortune.
762
01:06:35,412 --> 01:06:40,703
Everything happens for a reason.
All this isn't for nothing.
763
01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:44,327
I have a feeling there's
a divine pay off at the end.
764
01:06:44,463 --> 01:06:47,298
You want to buy my half?
I'll sell it cheap.
765
01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:50,959
Here we are.
We're gonna actually make it.
766
01:06:51,095 --> 01:06:53,134
Oscar?
767
01:06:54,015 --> 01:06:59,720
- Is that you? It is you!
- Who's that?
768
01:06:59,895 --> 01:07:03,014
I'm Felice Adams, Blanche's sister.
769
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:09,275
Felice? I didn't recognise you.
You haven't changed in 30 years!
770
01:07:09,404 --> 01:07:13,901
Thank you. I guess we're both
going to the wedding, aren't we?
771
01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:16,241
Are you here with your husband, Larry?
772
01:07:16,370 --> 01:07:21,790
- Barry. He passed away four years ago.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
773
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:25,961
- You had two daughters?
- Now two granddaughters.
774
01:07:26,088 --> 01:07:28,045
Isn't that something.
775
01:07:29,008 --> 01:07:32,257
This is my friend, Felix Ungar.
776
01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:37,588
- Felice, sister of my ex-wife.
- Felix Ungar?
777
01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:42,843
- Blanche talked about you a lot.
- I've changed since then.
778
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:45,056
Haven't we all.
779
01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:49,519
They are boarding.
I'll see you on the plane.
780
01:07:54,158 --> 01:07:57,443
- We have to talk.
- About what?
781
01:07:57,619 --> 01:08:00,537
On the plane.
782
01:08:08,172 --> 01:08:12,004
- Have a good flight.
- Thank you, you too.
783
01:08:12,134 --> 01:08:13,925
And you.
784
01:08:15,304 --> 01:08:20,381
- If you want to talk - talk.
- Wait till the seat belt sign is off.
785
01:08:20,559 --> 01:08:24,058
You can't talk with your seat belt on?
Is that a new federal law?
786
01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:26,809
When it's on, it can get bumpy.
787
01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:30,309
I don't want anything interrupting
what I'm going to say.
788
01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:46,994
OK, it's safe, we're bumpless.
What have you got to say?
789
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:49,749
- That's the woman.
- What woman?
790
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:54,542
The '"somewhere, some place in this world,
the right woman for me'" - woman.
791
01:08:54,677 --> 01:08:57,962
- Felice?
- Even the name is right.
792
01:08:58,138 --> 01:09:04,093
Felice - Felix. The first three letters
are identical. It's like an omen.
793
01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:07,431
I'm telling you, this is the one.
794
01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:11,776
- Who's going to tell her you're the one?
- Me.
795
01:09:11,902 --> 01:09:16,196
With the '"somewhere,
some place in this world'" speech?
796
01:09:16,324 --> 01:09:20,652
Give me some credit.
I've done this 10 or 12 times already.
797
01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:25,246
Help me figure out a reason
to get up and sit next to her.
798
01:09:25,373 --> 01:09:30,202
How about... I don't know.
How about your seat is broken?
799
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:35,877
- No, I'm a bad liar. She'll know I'm lying.
- How about if I break your seat?
800
01:09:36,009 --> 01:09:40,552
- Forget it. Wish me luck.
- Are you going to tell me what the plan is?
801
01:09:41,515 --> 01:09:45,098
Just watch me. Move your legs.
802
01:09:49,105 --> 01:09:53,934
- Good day for flying.
- Yes, perfect weather.
803
01:09:57,030 --> 01:09:59,438
Exactly.
804
01:10:05,373 --> 01:10:07,448
Some plan.
805
01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:19,713
If you, you chicken-hearted,
gutless wimp
806
01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:25,557
if you don't go back and sit next
to that woman, you and I are through!
807
01:10:25,725 --> 01:10:27,884
Do you hear?
808
01:11:04,348 --> 01:11:10,137
Had a nice chat, old buddy,
pal, dear close friend of mine?
809
01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:15,561
- Relax. I just set it all up for you.
- What did you say to her?
810
01:11:15,693 --> 01:11:19,904
I told her you were writing an article
for '"New York Sunday Times'"
811
01:11:20,072 --> 01:11:22,989
about widowed women
and womanless men
812
01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:26,117
and that you would like to ask her
a few questions.
813
01:11:26,244 --> 01:11:29,495
- She said, '"Absolutely! '"
- Why did you tell her that for?
814
01:11:29,623 --> 01:11:34,084
It's better than you going in to the john
and banging on the walls again.
815
01:11:34,211 --> 01:11:38,423
Are you going, or do I have to get
a food trolley and wheel you over there?
816
01:11:38,549 --> 01:11:41,799
- I'm going. I'm going.
- Good.
817
01:11:47,141 --> 01:11:50,806
- May I?
- Please do.
818
01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:58,775
First I must explain
about this article that I'm writing.
819
01:11:58,944 --> 01:12:00,818
What article?
820
01:12:00,946 --> 01:12:05,027
The one Oscar told you I was writing
for '"The New York Sunday Times'".
821
01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:07,235
He never told me that.
822
01:12:07,369 --> 01:12:09,326
He never...
823
01:12:10,455 --> 01:12:14,999
- What was he saying to you?
- That you wanted to meet me
824
01:12:15,127 --> 01:12:18,330
and couldn't think of a reason
to sit down next to me.
825
01:12:18,505 --> 01:12:24,425
I said, '"Tell him to come over,
I'd like to meet him as well.'"
826
01:12:30,976 --> 01:12:33,681
'Ladies and gentlemen,
we should be arriving
827
01:12:33,813 --> 01:12:37,727
'at Rockport's '"Barbra Streisand
Airport'" in 20 minutes.'
828
01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:49,076
How long has your late husband
been deceased?
829
01:12:49,202 --> 01:12:54,908
Almost four years. He was playing tennis
and had a heart attack.
830
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:59,668
- My last wife went very quickly.
- We seem to have a lot in common.
831
01:12:59,796 --> 01:13:03,296
I just realised,
we practically have the same name.
832
01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:06,545
Felix - Felice,
same first three letters.
833
01:13:06,679 --> 01:13:10,094
- Did that occur to you?
- No, but now that you mention it.
834
01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:14,387
And both of you don't wear glasses.
That's uncanny.
835
01:13:19,441 --> 01:13:21,315
Here we are.
836
01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:26,818
I swear to you, this is it.
What a place!
837
01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:35,321
Thank God you're here!
838
01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:38,952
- What a mess.
- What is it, what's wrong?
839
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:41,791
I can't say it.
Blanche, you tell him.
840
01:13:42,464 --> 01:13:46,592
- It's Brucey. He's gone!
- Gone where?
841
01:13:46,719 --> 01:13:51,926
He disappeared! He wasn't in his room.
We even called the police.
842
01:13:52,099 --> 01:13:55,384
Calm down, don't cry.
It's bad luck to cry before a wedding.
843
01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:59,102
No, it's only bad luck if the groom
isn't here before the wedding.
844
01:13:59,231 --> 01:14:02,600
- Didn't he leave a message?
- Nothing, not a clue!
845
01:14:02,734 --> 01:14:05,984
He'll show up.
My kid never ducked anything.
846
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:10,150
How is Hannah?
Can I see my daughter?
847
01:14:10,284 --> 01:14:13,119
She's upstairs getting dressed.
I haven't told her.
848
01:14:13,245 --> 01:14:15,451
What do you mean
you haven't told her?
849
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:18,830
What are you waiting for,
her fifth anniversary of being alone?
850
01:14:18,959 --> 01:14:22,707
- Don't yell at me!
- I'm yelling at the situation!
851
01:14:22,838 --> 01:14:26,670
- You haven't changed in 30 years!
- I don't believe this woman!
852
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,552
I haven't seen her for 50 years
853
01:14:29,678 --> 01:14:33,427
and she's still trying to finish
the last fight that we had!
854
01:14:33,557 --> 01:14:38,303
Everybody, please stop
behaving like children!
855
01:14:38,437 --> 01:14:42,387
We tried to put this wedding
together in three days
856
01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:46,024
while you take a casual
joyride in getting here!
857
01:14:46,153 --> 01:14:48,229
Casual?
858
01:14:48,364 --> 01:14:51,033
It's always the woman's fault, right?
859
01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:54,859
Stop pointing your finger at me and yelling!
860
01:14:55,037 --> 01:14:57,872
You got two other husbands here
to do that with.
861
01:14:57,998 --> 01:15:01,165
Come on, Felix.
I want to talk to you about something.
862
01:15:04,254 --> 01:15:08,715
How about that, Frances?
I would love to divorce her again!
863
01:15:08,843 --> 01:15:11,759
- What do you think happened to Brucey?
- I don't know.
864
01:15:11,887 --> 01:15:15,091
- What did you call me out here for?
- I thought you might have an idea.
865
01:15:15,223 --> 01:15:17,797
What do we do?
866
01:15:17,934 --> 01:15:21,884
We wait and see. Worst comes to worst,
we postpone the wedding.
867
01:15:22,022 --> 01:15:27,527
I'm not going to have my daughter
humiliated because of your ditzy son!
868
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:33,276
Watch what you say about my son.
Maybe Hannah is the wacky one.
869
01:15:33,408 --> 01:15:36,777
Hannah, wacky?
My Hannah, wacky?
870
01:15:36,912 --> 01:15:40,494
Stop repeating that,
it sounds like a Hawaiian hotel.
871
01:15:40,624 --> 01:15:42,700
I don't know which one caused this!
872
01:15:42,835 --> 01:15:47,830
If he breaks her heart that boy
will have to deal with me!
873
01:15:47,964 --> 01:15:51,416
Are you threatening to get physical
with my son?
874
01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:54,422
If that's what it takes - yes!
875
01:15:54,596 --> 01:16:00,017
Get your nose off my nose before
I sneeze your brains into a tiny Kleenex!
876
01:16:00,144 --> 01:16:05,849
- That's it!
- They found him!
877
01:16:05,983 --> 01:16:07,691
They found him!
878
01:16:07,818 --> 01:16:12,195
- A police helicopter spotted him.
- Where?
879
01:16:12,406 --> 01:16:14,813
Do you need assistance?
880
01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,410
He's not going anywhere.
881
01:16:27,045 --> 01:16:30,212
Everybody, please back off!
882
01:16:30,341 --> 01:16:33,258
He's not on the roof because
he's anxious to speak to everyone.
883
01:16:33,385 --> 01:16:36,006
- I'll go alone.
- How will we know what's going on?
884
01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:38,843
I'll tell him to talk loud.
885
01:16:45,606 --> 01:16:48,227
Hello, Brucey!
886
01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:53,025
- Beautiful day, isn't it?
- Hiya, Pop.
887
01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:59,028
I hope you don't think I'm meddling,
but are you coming to the wedding?
888
01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:05,749
I was thinking about it. I was thinking
I'd be making a big mistake.
889
01:17:05,876 --> 01:17:09,043
- Why is that?
- I don't trust marriage.
890
01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:12,955
If you look at everyone here.
Look at my own family.
891
01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:15,209
Mom was married three times.
892
01:17:15,344 --> 01:17:19,128
You were married one time
and then never again for 30 years.
893
01:17:19,264 --> 01:17:21,340
Hers were too many, yours not enough.
894
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:24,890
What is wrong with it,
that frightens everyone so much?
895
01:17:25,061 --> 01:17:30,186
I don't know. It's like baseball.
Either you can play or you can't play.
896
01:17:30,359 --> 01:17:32,647
Your mother could play, I couldn't.
897
01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:35,898
Trouble with your mother is
she kept getting traded all the time.
898
01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:42,905
- That's not the answer I was looking for.
- Why did you wait to ask the question?
899
01:17:43,038 --> 01:17:49,123
Because it's what I thought I wanted.
Now I know that it's not what I want.
900
01:17:49,252 --> 01:17:53,832
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
901
01:17:53,965 --> 01:17:58,010
- Then get out of it. Don't do it.
- You mean it?
902
01:17:58,178 --> 01:18:03,220
Let me go and talk to the others.
I'll figure something out to say.
903
01:18:03,559 --> 01:18:05,266
Pop...
904
01:18:05,393 --> 01:18:07,102
Dad...
905
01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:11,264
The thing is...
906
01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:17,645
- I really love her.
- Sure you love her, now.
907
01:18:17,822 --> 01:18:22,734
You'll have two years of excitement
and 45 years of hell. Trust me.
908
01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:28,071
I will always love her. She is the best
thing that has ever happened to me.
909
01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:32,040
Would you be willing
to gamble your life on that?
910
01:18:32,170 --> 01:18:34,875
I know I haven't been there
enough for you.
911
01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:37,130
But this is the best advice I'll give you.
912
01:18:37,259 --> 01:18:40,130
Not getting married
is the right thing to do!
913
01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:43,596
Maybe it's right for you,
it's wrong for me.
914
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:46,511
You tell everybody
I'm getting dressed.
915
01:18:46,893 --> 01:18:48,851
Thank God you said that.
916
01:18:48,979 --> 01:18:52,811
I didn't know how long
I could keep on talking like an asshole.
917
01:18:55,902 --> 01:18:58,026
Thanks, Pop.
918
01:19:03,953 --> 01:19:06,360
See you downstairs.
919
01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:12,034
- Go away, we're not ready yet!
- Not even for your old man?
920
01:19:13,170 --> 01:19:14,794
Dad?
921
01:19:14,922 --> 01:19:17,163
Maria, let him in.
922
01:19:21,136 --> 01:19:24,635
I come back soon.
But you smudge her dress, I kill you.
923
01:19:33,982 --> 01:19:37,897
Dear God, I've just seen heaven
and it's in living colour.
924
01:19:38,028 --> 01:19:40,104
Do you like it?
925
01:19:40,740 --> 01:19:43,526
- Can I hug you?
- Yes, you better!
926
01:19:43,658 --> 01:19:46,862
I would have postponed
if you didn't make it.
927
01:19:47,788 --> 01:19:51,156
Have you seen Bruce?
Isn't he terrific?
928
01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:53,368
Was it a terrible trip?
929
01:19:53,501 --> 01:19:56,752
If you'd asked me that four hours ago,
I would've said '"the pits'".
930
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:02,041
But something happened on the plane
and everything's coming up roses.
931
01:20:02,178 --> 01:20:04,051
You've met someone.
932
01:20:04,179 --> 01:20:06,337
- I'll tell you later.
- No, say.
933
01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:10,803
I don't want to keep you.
I can't keep you any longer, can I?
934
01:20:12,437 --> 01:20:16,387
I hope you don't mind me
giving the bride away dressed like this.
935
01:20:16,525 --> 01:20:18,647
You look great to me.
936
01:20:21,196 --> 01:20:24,316
Mr Ungar, this just came for you.
937
01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:29,820
On second thought,
maybe I'll spiff it up a little.
938
01:20:31,207 --> 01:20:33,080
He's very sweet.
939
01:20:34,752 --> 01:20:38,750
...with the power vested in me
by the state of California,
940
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:42,131
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
941
01:20:42,259 --> 01:20:44,501
You may kiss the bride.
942
01:21:00,569 --> 01:21:03,606
Isn't this terrific!
943
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:17,415
Brucey baby! What a putzie!
944
01:21:20,463 --> 01:21:22,623
Don't cry.
945
01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:29,547
Good luck. Take care of my boy.
He needs a lot of cereal in the morning.
946
01:21:30,307 --> 01:21:32,633
Congratulations, Blanche.
947
01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:45,899
- Are you still allergic to my perfume?
- No, that's gone.
948
01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:50,734
It triggered an old memory in my sinuses.
949
01:21:59,419 --> 01:22:01,293
Excuse me.
950
01:22:20,023 --> 01:22:22,561
Isn't she incredible?
951
01:22:23,277 --> 01:22:26,230
Yeah, she's very beautiful.
952
01:22:28,573 --> 01:22:30,365
Listen, Brucey...
953
01:22:30,492 --> 01:22:34,407
I want you to take these
for you and Hannah.
954
01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:38,364
No, Pop, I know you're strapped for cash.
The gesture is enough.
955
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:42,332
What I have here is not cash.
Please, take it.
956
01:22:48,177 --> 01:22:51,592
Baseball cards!
You knew I always used to save these.
957
01:22:51,722 --> 01:22:56,763
Not those. I've had these since before
you were born. These are first editions.
958
01:22:56,936 --> 01:23:00,885
Mickey Mantle in his rookie year.
959
01:23:01,065 --> 01:23:04,896
George Herman Ruth,
sometimes known as Babe Ruth.
960
01:23:05,026 --> 01:23:08,976
Today that's worth $22,000.
961
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:12,115
I can't take these.
962
01:23:12,368 --> 01:23:18,406
Hold them until your kids are 18.
It might buy him a week or two in college.
963
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,242
You're the greatest.
964
01:23:26,757 --> 01:23:30,624
Well, I'm getting tired.
Come on, walk me in.
965
01:23:31,762 --> 01:23:33,837
No chance of you moving out here?
966
01:23:33,972 --> 01:23:38,052
To where, Santa Yocinta,
Malinta, Caliente, Maliguena?
967
01:23:38,227 --> 01:23:42,390
I'm not learning a new language
just to find my way home at night.
968
01:23:47,819 --> 01:23:51,437
It feels good to be
in clean pyjamas again.
969
01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:54,028
My God, was that a wedding?
970
01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:57,824
I am so glad that the kids
loved the silver tray.
971
01:23:57,954 --> 01:24:02,747
You never told me what you gave them.
Not that it's any of my business.
972
01:24:04,545 --> 01:24:07,546
Tomorrow night
I'll be sleeping in my own bed.
973
01:24:07,673 --> 01:24:12,251
It's not great but I love it
because it never talks during the night.
974
01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:16,715
I'm sorry, Oz. It's just, you know...
975
01:24:16,848 --> 01:24:20,348
It may be another 17 years
before we see each other again.
976
01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:23,182
That's a date.
977
01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:26,564
- Let me tell you...
- Felix, please!
978
01:24:26,691 --> 01:24:32,813
We got to be on that airport bus
at 9:00 am. I got to get some sleep.
979
01:24:32,989 --> 01:24:37,735
I forgot to tell you, no bus. Leece has hired
a limo to take us to the airport.
980
01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:39,779
Who's Leece?
981
01:24:39,913 --> 01:24:42,998
- Felice. I call her Leece and she likes it.
- Does she call you Lix?
982
01:24:43,124 --> 01:24:45,497
And I'm not going back to New York.
983
01:24:45,627 --> 01:24:49,211
I'm going to spend some time
up in San Fran.
984
01:24:49,340 --> 01:24:52,673
Lix and Leece in San Fran?
What the hell is going on?
985
01:24:52,801 --> 01:24:58,637
I may spend a few days or the rest
of my life. We really hit it off tonight.
986
01:24:58,807 --> 01:25:02,556
- I've heard you say that before.
- This may be the last time.
987
01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:07,514
I hope so. I really do.
Boy, am I exhausted.
988
01:25:10,611 --> 01:25:11,856
GN.
989
01:25:11,988 --> 01:25:13,980
- '"GN'"?
- Good night.
990
01:25:20,579 --> 01:25:24,162
Gate 46. Where is that?
991
01:25:24,291 --> 01:25:27,826
It's down at that end.
We're at the other end.
992
01:25:30,881 --> 01:25:35,627
I'll change your ticket, give you and Oscar
a chance to say goodbye.
993
01:25:35,761 --> 01:25:38,050
Yeah, OK.
994
01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:41,715
Bye, Oscar.
Have a wonderful flight.
995
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,843
You too, Leece.
996
01:25:44,436 --> 01:25:48,849
- I'll be right there.
- She's very nice.
997
01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:52,153
She looks like she's got a lot of dogs.
998
01:25:52,278 --> 01:25:54,566
You're gonna be walking a lot of dogs.
999
01:25:54,697 --> 01:25:57,188
You think I'm making a mistake?
1000
01:25:57,325 --> 01:26:00,658
I don't give that kind of advice
twice on a weekend.
1001
01:26:00,786 --> 01:26:05,282
This could be my last chance.
I really want to give it a good try.
1002
01:26:08,544 --> 01:26:11,663
- I wish you the best.
- You do?
1003
01:26:12,505 --> 01:26:18,379
- My best doesn't always mean much.
- It does to me.
1004
01:26:25,143 --> 01:26:28,595
OK, Felix. That's enough.
1005
01:26:28,731 --> 01:26:32,894
Stop it, she's going to think
we have something going.
1006
01:27:04,767 --> 01:27:09,678
Who gets the bagel
with the tofu cream cheese?
1007
01:27:09,855 --> 01:27:12,144
- That's mine.
- Millie.
1008
01:27:12,274 --> 01:27:15,857
- Here we go.
- Thank you, darling.
1009
01:27:15,986 --> 01:27:21,491
And I have here a soy bean
facsimile corned beef sandwich.
1010
01:27:21,617 --> 01:27:23,693
That's me.
1011
01:27:23,869 --> 01:27:28,495
- Are you in this game?
- Can a duck swim? For 20 cents, I'm in.
1012
01:27:28,624 --> 01:27:33,535
- You didn't look at your cards.
- At these prices I'll take the plunge.
1013
01:27:36,340 --> 01:27:39,175
This cheesecake is hard as a rock!
1014
01:27:39,302 --> 01:27:42,088
That's the wax model
they keep in the window.
1015
01:27:42,220 --> 01:27:44,379
If you like the way it looks,
I'll order it.
1016
01:27:44,514 --> 01:27:47,634
Tell us about the wedding.
What did they serve?
1017
01:27:47,768 --> 01:27:50,971
- Veal Alphonso.
- How did they make that?
1018
01:27:51,104 --> 01:27:54,189
A guy name of Alphonso
comes in early...
1019
01:27:56,193 --> 01:28:00,238
I'll get it.
Must be the pizza I ordered.
1020
01:28:00,364 --> 01:28:01,609
For tonight?
1021
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:04,694
From before the wedding.
I forgot to cancel it.
1022
01:28:04,826 --> 01:28:06,155
Coming!
1023
01:28:10,332 --> 01:28:16,335
Hi, Oz. I was in the neighbourhood
so I thought I'd drop in.
1024
01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:21,592
What a surprise.
Is Felice with you?
1025
01:28:21,719 --> 01:28:25,087
No, it didn't work out.
1026
01:28:25,222 --> 01:28:29,136
That woman left her clothes
lying all over the floor.
1027
01:28:29,268 --> 01:28:34,428
She was always running out of towels,
and pins in the bed!
1028
01:28:34,565 --> 01:28:39,441
- I could not hack that. Am I disturbing?
- No, come on in.
1029
01:28:48,579 --> 01:28:52,742
Girls, this is the father of the bride,
my friend, Felix Ungar.
1030
01:28:52,875 --> 01:28:55,544
These are my poker playing buddies.
1031
01:28:55,711 --> 01:28:59,922
- I hope I'm not interrupting the game.
- No, not at all.
1032
01:29:00,048 --> 01:29:06,087
- It's a distinct pleasure to meet you.
- I can't see him. Is he cute?
1033
01:29:06,221 --> 01:29:11,892
Would you excuse us for a minute.
I have to speak to Felix.
1034
01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:14,391
Felix, can I have a word with you?
1035
01:29:14,521 --> 01:29:16,597
Can you believe it, we'll never play.
1036
01:29:18,609 --> 01:29:22,653
What's with the suitcases?
1037
01:29:23,905 --> 01:29:26,741
I gave up my apartment in New York.
1038
01:29:26,867 --> 01:29:30,734
- To live in Sarasota?
- They have hospitals in Sarasota, too.
1039
01:29:30,871 --> 01:29:33,908
Are you planning to
move in with me again?
1040
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,789
It didn't work out the last time.
1041
01:29:37,919 --> 01:29:41,668
This is just until I find my own place.
1042
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:45,790
You could actually save a lot of money
by splitting expenses.
1043
01:29:45,928 --> 01:29:51,135
Nothing has changed. I'm still a pig,
you're still a human vacuum cleaner.
1044
01:29:51,267 --> 01:29:54,220
If you don't think it will work,
just say no.
1045
01:29:54,352 --> 01:29:56,227
No.
1046
01:30:00,067 --> 01:30:02,523
Then I'll go.
1047
01:30:11,454 --> 01:30:14,075
I didn't say '"go'", I said '"no'".
1048
01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:20,870
All right. We'll give it a try
for a few weeks.
1049
01:30:21,004 --> 01:30:25,168
But the minute you start matching up
my socks, we call it quits.
1050
01:30:25,301 --> 01:30:28,336
It's a deal. Now you go on,
go back to your game.
1051
01:30:28,470 --> 01:30:30,593
I'm just going to hang up a few things.
1052
01:30:30,722 --> 01:30:33,640
He looks so sweet.
1053
01:30:34,476 --> 01:30:39,222
If he's looking,
I've got a spare bedroom I don't use.
1054
01:30:40,483 --> 01:30:46,152
Ladies, it's possible that in five weeks
you'll all be moving out of Sarasota.
1055
01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:49,521
Whose bet is it?
1056
01:30:50,242 --> 01:30:52,400
Don't mind me, folks.
1057
01:30:53,954 --> 01:30:57,453
- Is this yours?
- Thank you.
1058
01:30:57,624 --> 01:31:02,038
That sandwich is looking a little limp.
I can retoast that for you in a second.
1059
01:31:02,170 --> 01:31:05,871
Really?
I wouldn't mind.
1060
01:31:06,007 --> 01:31:08,677
No problem at all.
1061
01:31:09,595 --> 01:31:15,099
This is the biggest goddamn d�j� vu
anybody has ever had!
1062
01:31:15,267 --> 01:31:19,645
Can we play cards here,
for crying out loud!
1063
01:31:20,645 --> 01:31:30,645
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