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In roughly 90 minutes,
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you're going to get an email
telling you to get to work.
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I'm just establishing
my credibility.
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Why do you need me
to believe you're credible?
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- So you're with the NSA.
- I am.
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What if I told you
that Bin Laden
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wasn't the only story
we got tonight?
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You gotta ask the Tea Party
about the debt ceiling.
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Are you aware
of the consequences,
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the immediate
global consequences,
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of the US defaulting
on its loan payments?
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I'm having trouble hearing you.
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Mackenzie McHale and Will
McAvoy used to be a couple.
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Ask me how I know
they were a couple,
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- because this is a wild story.
- The email.
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Mackenzie McHale sent a mass email
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to every employee of AWM
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- saying that she had cheated on Will.
- Let's move on.
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He's gonna tone it down
or I'm gonna fire him.
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You'd manufacture
a reason to do it?
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Sync and corrected by
www.addic7ed.com
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The Newsroom
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Season 1, Episode 8
The Blackout, Part 1: Tragedy Porn
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I know maybe a dozen
reporters, guys you know, too,
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who tell me they've been
pitching you this story
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for almost a year
with no luck.
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about
being interviewed in print.
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Print journalists play it fast
and loose with exclamation points.
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I love the news
becomes I love the news!
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Suddenly I'm deranged.
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- So why now?
- Huh?
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Why are you agreeing
to this piece now?
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- Don't happen to have a cigarette?
- No.
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- Why now?
- Ah, right here.
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Why do you want
this now?
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I want some sort of document about
what we've been trying to do here.
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Like the king
at the end of "Camelot"
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telling the boy to run behind
the lines from village to village
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telling people about,
you know...
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- Camelot.
- Yeah.
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I'm asking why
you reached out to me.
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You haven't lost your
touch for complimenting
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and insulting someone at the same time.
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Thank you.
I appreciate it.
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But it wasn't meant
as an insult, Brian.
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Your life's been in
newsmagazines,
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- and newsmagazines aren't...
- I know.
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...as many pages long
as they used to be.
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What kind of access
are we talking about?
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Here's what I'll offer.
You spend a few days here,
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talk to whoever you want,
but it's all off the record.
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- Not even background.
- What good does that do me?
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If I like how it feels,
then we go ahead.
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But I still get to tell
you what can retroactively
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go on the record from
the tryout period.
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- You're asking me to audition?
- Yeah.
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Why would I do that?
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I can think of
some reasons.
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Four years ago, you were on
the masthead at "Newsweek,"
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turning out 10
cover stories a year
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and spending Sunday
mornings on TV.
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Today you have a blog.
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Your fucking disdain
for the Internet--
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Is matched only by your fucking
disdain for the Internet.
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You took a buyout when
"Newsweek" was sold to IAC
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and rolled the money into a start-up,
thinking you'd be the next Huffington Post.
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How'd it work out?
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We filed for bankruptcy.
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The "Sunday Times Magazine,"
"Vanity Fair,"
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"GQ," "The New Republic,"
"The Atlantic"--
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everybody's offered the cover
and I get to pick the writer.
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I'm going with "New York
Magazine" and you.
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So, you okay
with the audition?
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Are you prepared to talk
about your Republicanism?
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You say that
like I've got polio.
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Are you prepared to talk
about having polio?
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I grew up in a town outside of
town outside Lincoln, Nebraska.
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My hometown was a road.
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I was a college freshman
before I met a Democrat.
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What about our history?
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Brian, your problem
with me back in the day
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was that I was a moderate,
sane Republican
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who refused to take a position on
anything for fear I would lose viewers.
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Just as moderate,
sane Republicans on the Hill
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refuse to take a position for
fear they'll lose primary voters.
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I had a nightly rundown that went out
of its way to avoid reporting the news.
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And then Mackenzie McHale
came along
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and I'm attacking
my own party
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for not standing up
to its attackers.
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Isn't that what you wanted me to do
back when you were calling me a coward?
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Yeah, but that's not
the history I'm talking about
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and you already knew that, so
please stop fucking around with me.
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One parenthetical sentence
in the second graph.
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"Full disclosure. I've been
a friend of Mackenzie McHale's
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- since the late '90s."
- And you?
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An email went
to 178,000 people
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and was reported on
our own morning show.
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That's all you know and
that's all you'll report.
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That's fine with me.
But that's the last time
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you'll tell me what I will
or won't report.
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- I'm not your stenographer.
- Do we have a deal?
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Yeah, now why do you need someone
to run from village to village?
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Is something about
to happen to Camelot?
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Maybe.
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First, you have to learn what
our whole philosophy is.
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Hang out, we'll talk later. I have
to go to a meeting with Reese Lansing.
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What's it about?
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Suspending our whole
philosophy.
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Good to see you
again, Brian.
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He should be here
any minute.
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Sorry I'm late.
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All right, I'm not gonna tell
you what to put on the air.
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You're not allowed to tell
us what to put on the air.
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So I'm just
gonna tell you the facts.
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You got mugged last week.
You got bludgeoned.
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- It's Casey Anthony.
- Hang on, wait. She may just be right.
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- We knew we'd take a small hit.
- There's nothing small.
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Let me just give you the facts and then
invite you to draw your own conclusion.
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Nancy Grace averages 283,000
viewers on HLN.
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Her time period
competitor "News Night"
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averages 960,000.
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One week ago, HLN begins coverage
of the Casey Anthony trial
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and Nancy's audience increases
to 1.5 million viewers
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while "News Night"'s audience
drops to 460,000,
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sending you from second to fifth
place in the course of five days.
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A feat I previously thought
was only accomplishable
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by the New York Mets.
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Whose idea was it to not cover
the Casey Anthony trial?
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It was mine.
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I think the three of you
should have a vaudeville act.
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I'm not kidding. I'm gonna
send you on a fucking tour.
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It was hers.
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Mackenzie, I've never seen a more
vivid picture of why viewers left,
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where they went to,
and why.
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You said why twice.
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You chose not
to work for PBS.
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You chose not to work for NPR.
You have a ratings obligation.
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No, you have
a ratings obligation.
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You're in business
with the advertisers.
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I'm in business
with the viewers.
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You just lost
their business.
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That's all.
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Do what you want
with the information.
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I'll not be taken down by this
psychotic cocktail waitress.
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That's right, we just keep playing
our game, wait it out and just...
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How long can
the trial go on?
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I've seen the witness list.
It'll run around six weeks
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plus summations
plus deliberation.
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- We'll never make it.
- That's right, so--
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wait, when you said
we wouldn't be taken down
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by this psychotic
cocktail waitress,
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did you mean we weren't
gonna cave or that we were?
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- You're gonna cover Casey Anthony.
- Bullshit we are.
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We have the three-day
weekend to gear up for it.
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- Charlie. - Starting Tuesday,
you'll lead with her in the A block.
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Give it 15 minutes and a
five-minute reset on the half hour.
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Seriously, I can't tell
if you're joking or--
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- Did you just hear those numbers?
- Yes.
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Half our audience changed
the channel in one week.
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- I understand.
- Do you?
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- Do I understand math? - Do you
understand that it's unprecedented?
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I'm not gonna argue with you
when Will can do it for me.
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He's never gonna go for this. Tell him.
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Have marketing promo the living
shit out of Casey Anthony.
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- Oh, my God. - Rename the show
"Casey Anthony Night with Casey Anthony."
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- Will, hang on.
- Right here on the Casey Anthony Network.
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- Mac.
- 'Cause any second I'm going to wake up
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and be back in a room with Don
Quixote and the mission to civilize.
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- Listen to me. - No.
How many drinks were thrown in your face
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because you didn't think
people should be watching
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"The Real Morons of South Beach"
or whatever the hell it's called?
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- It's not the same thing.
- It's exactly the same thing.
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It's just worse.
A child is dead.
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A very troubled young mother
either did or didn't murder her.
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Her parents are waiting to find out if
their daughter's going to get the needle.
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So thank God for TiVo, otherwise
we wouldn't be able to sit down--
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- It's news. - Yeah, say that
three times and click your heels.
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It's entertainment.
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And it's just-- just
this side of a snuff film.
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- Sit down, Mac.
- No, I don't want to sit.
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- Do it anyway, please. - 15 at the top,
that's a quarter of the show.
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- Mac.
- And five at the bottom for a reset?
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Please sit!
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- Think I like it?
- I know you don't.
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It makes me sick. There isn't
enough bourbon in Kentucky.
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Okay? We're in the same
place on this.
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So let's be in
the same place on this.
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We've had
ratings dips before.
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First of all, not like this.
Nothing like this.
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Second, I want the debate. The three of
us have talked about a new debate format
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for months and we're not going to be able
to do it if they don't give us a debate.
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- I just really-- - They're
not gonna give us a debate
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if we're in fifth place.
I want the debate.
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I want to fundamentally
change the way
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we interview presidential
candidates for their job.
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If that means we have
to be Jerry Springer
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for a few weeks, I'm willing
to pay that price.
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When the going gets tough,
the two of you really man up.
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Then go with your
principles, Mac, but know
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a ratings hit like this
is all Leona needs
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to fire Will without
having to explain why.
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- All right.
- You'll do it as classy as you can.
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I'll have Will wear
a top hat and monocle
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while he's showing pictures
of the wet T-shirt contest.
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I'm sorry about
the outburst in there.
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Yeah, I'm not sure it was
all about Casey Anthony.
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- How did it go?
- He's doing it.
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Then he has to disclose
that we were--
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I told him one parenthetical
in the second graph.
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That's it.
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He needs to be seen
as a heavyweight again, Mac.
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He's not gonna write
a tell-all. You're fine.
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Murrow did
"Person to Person."
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Celebrity interviews.
It was a deal with Paley.
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One for them,
one for him.
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He interviewed
Liberace, Mac,
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just so he could keep
going after McCarthy.
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Those were puff pieces.
This is poison.
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If we're gonna do this, let's
not pretend we're not doing this.
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- Jim Harper.
- Hey.
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- Brian Brenner.
- I know.
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I wasn't sure if you remembered.
It's been a few years.
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Sure.
It's good to see you.
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Are you looking at
BigGoverment.com?
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- Yeah.
- Don't make me write
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that you're using Andrew
Breitbart to research this show.
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No, we're gonna be doing a mock
debate at the end of next week.
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- A mock debate? - The RNC is looking
at Will to possibly host a debate,
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and Will and Mac have an
idea for a new debate format.
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We want to show them, so
we're each playing a candidate
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and we're gonna do a mock
debate on Michele Bachmann, so...
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- Andrew Breitbart.
- Yeah.
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Tell me about this new
debate format you guys want.
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You know, I'm not really sure what
I'm allowed to talk to you about yet.
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Do you mind if we wait until
I get some instructions?
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- I heard you were here.
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You're not getting out
of town for the weekend?
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- Nope. How about you?
- Yeah.
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I'm going to a think tank
conference outside Baltimore.
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The Institute For Capital
Studies and Economic Growth.
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- It's gonna be a raver.
- I think it's called a rager.
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- Are you sure?
- No.
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It's either a rave
or a rager or a raver.
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Don't think the Institute
For Capital Studies
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and Economic Growth's
gonna be any of them.
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So I stopped in
to give you a heads up.
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I might need a couple extra
minutes Tuesday night.
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I don't think I can
give it to you.
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The House is going to vote up or
down on increasing the debt ceiling.
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- It's a cosmetic vote, but--
- If it's a cosmetic vote, why--
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It's news because first of
all, it'll be the first time
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in history the House lets
the US default on its debt.
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But moreover,
it'll be the first shot
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in the beginning
of a very reckless,
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extremely dangerous partisan fight
that could end in catastrophe.
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- Let me explain.
- I can't give you the time.
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- If Congress doesn't raise-- -
I can't give you the extra time.
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Starting Tuesday, I have
to cover Casey Anthony.
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- I really liked that
we weren't doing that.
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I really liked it, too.
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By putting the debt ceiling vote
in the A block, we'd be sending--
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I can't, Sloan. We lost
half our audience last week.
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That's not hyperbole.
That's an actual number.
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- Half our audience went to HLN at 8:00.
- Half?
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If we don't bring them home this week,
we'll have lost most of them for good
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and we could lose the debate.
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Kenzie, I'm not just trying
to get more airtime.
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This is an incredibly
important--
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I had 42 and a half
minutes to work with.
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I now have 22 and a half.
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Do you know how you're gonna
budget the 22 and a half?
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Do you know what
Tuesday's news is?
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We want the debate.
That's the prize.
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Those guys are studying on a
Friday night of a three-day weekend.
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- Okay, next question.
- Congresswoman Bachmann,
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you're a proponent of reforming
Social Security and Medicare.
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Can you give us some details
of the reforms you have in mind?
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I'd start by reducing benefits
for all but current recipients
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as part of an effort to
reduce the federal deficit.
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I'd like to add that President
Obama has already transferred
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over $500 billion out of
Medicare and into Obamacare,
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which I will repeal
on my first day in office.
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Ms. Bachmann, are you aware that
presidents can't repeal laws?
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I, Jim, am aware
of that, but...
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Where are you
getting the quote?
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BigGovernment.com.
It's right here.
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- Hmm.
- What?
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Anthony Weiner's
Twitter account got hacked.
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- Can I suggest a way to turn
lemons into lemonade? - Sure.
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First you squeeze the juice from
the lemons. Then add sugar and water.
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And you're not really
into this joke, so I'm
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just going to say what
I really wanted to say.
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The Casey Anthony story actually
gives us a chance to show
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how important the debt
ceiling story is if we lead
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with the debt ceiling
instead of Casey Anthony.
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When do you have
to go to your raver?
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- I've got plenty of time.
- Tea, can I have another?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, how about Brian Brenner?
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I've been reading him for years
and didn't know what he looked like.
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- He's cute.
- Yeah.
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- Is he single?
- He is.
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- Are you interested?
- Nope.
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That's contempt prior
to investigation.
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No, it's contempt after
thorough investigation.
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- You dated him?
- I did.
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- When?
- About six years ago.
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That's-- wait.
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- That's--
- Yeah.
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Six years ago, you were with the
guy you were with before Will.
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Yeah.
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- But that would--
- Oh, my God, Sloan.
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It's like the land
where time stands still.
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Brian Brenner is the guy
I cheated on Will with.
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I'd been with Will for a year and
Brian started calling me again.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- Why would he do the piece?
- Brian?
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- Yeah.
- He needs a cover story.
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And why would Will
have Brian do the piece?
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That's a perfectly fair question
to which I have no answer.
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This is really messed up.
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Look, I'll do my best to find you
the time you need for the story.
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We just need to hope there's
no new piece of nonsense
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I have to jam
into my 22 minutes
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of Short Attention
Span Theater.
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Anthony Weiner
accidently tweeted
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a picture of his groin
to 40,000 followers.
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And I don't consider
it that big a federal offense,
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but people want to pay attention
to it and I guess I get it.
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When you're named Weiner, it
kind of goes with the territory.
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Have you ever taken a picture
like this of yourself?
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I can tell you this,
that there are--
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I have photographs.
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I don't know what photographs
are out there in the world of me.
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I don't know what things have
been manipulated and doctored.
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And we're gonna try
to find out what happened.
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But the most important reason I want to
find out what happened is to make sure...
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Weiner, McAvoy.
Call me.
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You're getting
terrible advice.
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Well, the choices are to do
something or to do nothing.
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If we do nothing, then the audience
turns to the nearest guy doing something.
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What exactly
would our report be?
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That he's not answering
questions very well?
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- I don't know. Give me three minutes.
- To report what?
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I don't know. But if I do nothing, it's
gonna look like I'm protecting a liberal.
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Since when did we start caring about
what it looks like instead of what it is?
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Reports on the Tea Party won't have
credibility if we're not balanced.
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Will, you're the one
who said that balance
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for its own sake doesn't
have any place in reporting.
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One from column A and one
from column B is bullshit.
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And boorish behavior isn't the same
as taking the US Treasury hostage.
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And when the RNC boys come here on
Friday, they won't see it the same way.
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And you'll explain to them we
don't care that he's sexting.
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- We care how he votes. - And they'll
understand, give us the debate,
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let us use the format we want, and we'll
all go out for chocolate milk shakes.
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Three minutes in the B block,
please, after Casey Anthony.
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Okay.
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I know it seems like
a story that only affects
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300,000 people in Queens,
but since there's sex involved,
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we can't deny
its national importance.
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Especially since we don't know
all or even any of the facts.
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Three minutes. I assume
you want the pictures.
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Good meeting.
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I'm pretty familiar
with that tone of voice.
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00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:24,015
- I guess you are, too?
- I am.
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No one's been hitting the Tea
Party as hard as you've been.
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- Certainly no Republican.
- That's not true.
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David Frum, Mark McKinnon,
Alan Simpson,
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Steve Schmidt,
Andrew Sullivan.
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Okay, but none of them
work for Leona Lansing.
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I don't know. I think everybody
works for Leona Lansing.
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She can't be happy that you're beating
up people AWM needs on the Hill.
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00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,472
I'm really not an expert on what
does or doesn't make Leona happy.
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00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:49,607
Has she ever asked
you to tone it down?
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00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:51,943
I'm not doing your
reporting for you, Brian.
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I'm doing my reporting myself.
I'm asking you a question.
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I'm not commenting on or off the record
about either Leona or Reese Lansing.
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- Does she want you fired?
- If she wanted me fired, I'd be fired.
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All she has to do
is buy my contract,
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which she can do with the
money under her sofa cushion.
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But then she'd have to
explain why she was firing
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the second most watched
anchor on cable
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and she can't do that.
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Is it a coincidence that
the tabloid stories about you
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started right after
the election?
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I don't know.
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00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:21,073
Do you think she's using
her own tabloid magazine
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to manufacture a reason
to fire you?
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00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,743
That would be
a smart way to do it.
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00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,912
And, of course, if you
lost half your audience
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because your show was too
highbrow to cover Casey Anthony,
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she wouldn't even need
to work that hard to do it.
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00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:35,353
Firing an anchor for losing half
his audience isn't unreasonable,
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if that's what
you're asking.
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It wasn't
and you know it.
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You're trying to get me to write this
story without your fingerprints on it.
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AWM has to do business with Congress
and you're making it much harder.
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00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,368
Leona wants you fired, but can't
do it unless she can explain it.
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00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:53,970
She's hoping the tabloid
stories build to a critical mass
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00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:56,539
or that your ratings tank.
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00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:59,175
Say something if I'm wrong,
say nothing if I'm right.
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00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:05,383
For what it's worth,
I'd cave, too.
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00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,920
No serious journalist
would ever agree
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00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,455
to the demands
I made on Friday.
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00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,890
So for what it's worth,
you already did.
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00:19:16,162 --> 00:19:18,030
Are you ready to answer
questions about the newsletter?
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00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:20,666
- I haven't read it.
- The mock debate's Friday.
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00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,102
No, I'm being Ron Paul
right now. I didn't write it.
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00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:24,337
I've never read it.
I've never heard it.
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00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,472
It's got my name on it,
I've made money from it.
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00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:29,008
The newsletters would get a
standing ovation at a Klan rally,
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but you should stop asking
me questions about them.
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00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,212
- You need a better answer.
- He needs a better answer.
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00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,882
Tell you what question
I'd start off with.
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00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,151
- Congresswoman Bachmann.
- Yes?
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You've said that you were told
to run for president by God.
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- Please, I don't--
- You have, right?
421
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:46,124
You've said on a number of occasions
that God told you to run for president.
422
00:19:46,159 --> 00:19:48,293
I have some clips here if you'd
like me to refresh your memory.
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00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,027
- Nope, my memory is fresh.
- Here's my question.
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- Good.
- What does God's voice sound like?
425
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,465
I'm completely serious.
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00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:57,234
She's saying that God
spoke directly to her.
427
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:58,936
How is this not the first
question asked in a debate?
428
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,705
How's it not
the only question?
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00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:03,475
What does His voice
sound like?
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00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:06,512
What did He say
exactly word for word?
431
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:10,316
Did He speak in Hebrew?
Acadian? Kiswahili-Bantu?
432
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:14,053
And to put it in a medical context, is
this the first time you've heard voices?
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00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,322
She's claiming
to be a prophet.
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00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,391
The whole world is sitting
on the edge of their seat.
435
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,894
How is this not the first
question we'll ask?
436
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,830
First of all, can you stop pointing
at me and saying she and her?
437
00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:25,999
You're the one who wanted
to play a woman.
438
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,601
But tell me why that
question is out of line.
439
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:30,271
Because it's not the best way to
demonstrate seriousness of intent
440
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,273
and it's not the best way
not to insult people.
441
00:20:32,307 --> 00:20:35,042
- Which people?
- Christians. 83% of the country.
442
00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:37,512
I'm one of them.
And she's insulting me.
443
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,447
Please, stop pointing
at me when you are--
444
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,384
Relax, J. Edgar.
She's insulting me,
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00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:45,287
she's insulting my family,
she's insulting my congregation,
446
00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:46,722
and she's insulting
my faith.
447
00:20:46,756 --> 00:20:49,024
She's implying that
Christians are imbeciles
448
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:51,394
who will believe anything
while reducing God
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00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:54,063
to a party hack who endorses
political candidates.
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00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:57,400
Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this
is the first time since Moses
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00:20:57,435 --> 00:21:00,704
that God has given direct instructions
to someone other than His son.
452
00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:03,006
But if so, I think
it deserves a follow-up.
453
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,342
We're not going to get the debate
if we're mocking their candidates.
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00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:07,577
The whole point
of the new debate format
455
00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:09,446
is to compel the candidates
to tell the truth
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00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,582
and make them responsible
for their own rhetoric
457
00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:14,317
by asking tougher questions
than a Match.com profile.
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00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:17,954
If she knows what God wants,
then I'm voting for her.
459
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,990
If she doesn't, she should
stop saying so.
460
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:22,192
I'm not attacking Christians.
I'm defending them.
461
00:21:22,226 --> 00:21:24,127
- All right.
- Just a moment, please.
462
00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:27,030
- What? - I'm standing up
for the tens of millions of Christians
463
00:21:27,064 --> 00:21:30,433
who are tired of being represented
by having our identity--
464
00:21:30,468 --> 00:21:32,369
there's been
an identity theft.
465
00:21:32,403 --> 00:21:34,571
That's it.
That's the one I want.
466
00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,475
I think you already know
that starting tonight,
467
00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,777
we're leading
with Casey Anthony.
468
00:21:40,811 --> 00:21:43,279
Does anyone have
a problem with that?
469
00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:46,249
All right, well, we lost almost
half a million viewers
470
00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:47,917
to Nancy Grace last week.
471
00:21:47,951 --> 00:21:49,852
Does anyone still have
a problem with it?
472
00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:53,422
We're gonna clear out some
of these stories to make room.
473
00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:57,392
"Senate obstruction
become worst in US history."
474
00:21:57,426 --> 00:21:59,494
That's a report
by the Alliance For Justice.
475
00:21:59,529 --> 00:22:02,498
The Senate's confirmed a smaller
percentage of Obama's judicial appointees
476
00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:04,399
than any other Senate
and any other president.
477
00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:06,802
No reason to care
about that.
478
00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:10,172
"Job situation dire,
new stimulus needed."
479
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,108
This Congress ran on jobs,
but they're focused on debt.
480
00:22:13,143 --> 00:22:16,578
According to the payroll
company ADP--
481
00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:19,214
I just solved
unemployment.
482
00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:22,618
"AFL-CIO sours on Obama."
483
00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,816
We've got an analyst lined
up to give a report card
484
00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:26,184
on Obama's union
relationship.
485
00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:28,519
Will the AFL-CIO still
be sour on him tomorrow?
486
00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:31,756
- I don't know.
- Let's find out.
487
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:35,426
All right, to give us
a crash course in how best
488
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,561
to exploit this tragedy
and to erase all boundaries
489
00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:39,663
of what should be used
as entertainment,
490
00:22:39,697 --> 00:22:43,266
I've enlisted the help
of a master of the dark arts.
491
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,935
I understand I'm needed.
492
00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:48,971
- Thank you. - Forget everything
you know about the news.
493
00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:51,173
Done.
What's next?
494
00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:25,473
I'm Charlie Skinner.
495
00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:27,375
Good to meet you.
496
00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:29,677
Should I just sit here?
497
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,313
Sure.
498
00:23:32,348 --> 00:23:34,716
Should I call you
Mr. Hancock?
499
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,551
It's Schneider.
500
00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:38,653
- Schneider?
- Ezra Schneider.
501
00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:41,222
How the hell many aliases
do you have?
502
00:23:41,257 --> 00:23:42,624
I beg your pardon?
503
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:44,726
Are you Late For Dinner?
504
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,696
Mister, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
505
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,998
Charlie.
506
00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:54,903
That has to have been
strange for you.
507
00:23:54,937 --> 00:23:56,972
That's going to be
a story you'll tell later.
508
00:24:00,476 --> 00:24:02,077
Late For Dinner?
509
00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:05,046
- Solomon Hancock.
- Charlie Skinner.
510
00:24:05,081 --> 00:24:07,749
I thought because of
the carnation.
511
00:24:07,783 --> 00:24:09,718
Did we say anything
about a carnation?
512
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:13,456
No, but it's usually
the international sign for--
513
00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:15,057
it doesn't matter.
514
00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:17,059
I'm a busy guy and if
you're faffin' me around...
515
00:24:17,093 --> 00:24:18,994
Would you mind taking the
battery out of your cell phone?
516
00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:22,231
The walls in the New York Public
Library are three feet thick.
517
00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:23,932
That's why we're meeting here.
But I'd like you
518
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:25,901
to take the battery
out of your cell phone.
519
00:24:25,935 --> 00:24:27,703
You have reason to believe
you're under surveillance?
520
00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:30,072
Everyone's under surveillance.
If you've got a cell phone--
521
00:24:30,106 --> 00:24:31,740
It's talk like that
that makes me--
522
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:34,409
Did I or did I not establish
credibility on May 1st?
523
00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:38,413
You correctly predicted that
we'd all be called to work, yes.
524
00:24:38,447 --> 00:24:41,716
Sometimes at the NSA,
we download a rolling bug
525
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,919
onto smartphones
to slave the microphone.
526
00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:47,522
You ever get
an unwanted text message?
527
00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:50,124
All the time,
but they're from my boss.
528
00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:52,994
Here.
529
00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:56,163
I'll never be able
to put that back together.
530
00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:58,232
They're coming out with
a better model in six months.
531
00:24:58,266 --> 00:25:00,333
That's unusual
for the tech industry.
532
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,804
Can you tell me a little
about yourself?
533
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:07,274
I started out chasing around
a Soviet Pacific Fleet
534
00:25:07,308 --> 00:25:10,143
doing signal intelligence
cryptology for the Navy.
535
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:14,681
But when the Berlin Wall
came down, my war was over.
536
00:25:14,716 --> 00:25:17,918
So I went into the private sector
like everybody else in the '90s,
537
00:25:17,952 --> 00:25:19,320
only not for a dot-com,
538
00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:22,623
doing data compression
for fiber optics.
539
00:25:22,658 --> 00:25:25,460
Then 9/11 happened
and I decided
540
00:25:25,494 --> 00:25:28,129
it was a good time to get back into
public service hunting bad guys.
541
00:25:28,163 --> 00:25:29,230
You're an IT guy.
542
00:25:29,265 --> 00:25:32,234
My title is Assistant
Deputy Director
543
00:25:32,268 --> 00:25:35,937
of Technology and Systems,
Cryptology, and Mathematics at NSA.
544
00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:41,443
I'm gonna have to--
545
00:25:44,615 --> 00:25:46,683
I product test software.
546
00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,185
- NSA software?
- Yes, sir.
547
00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:51,454
Can you tell me
about the software?
548
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:54,324
It's data mining.
549
00:25:54,358 --> 00:25:57,160
One of the ways the NSA
was tracking bin Laden,
550
00:25:57,195 --> 00:25:58,862
or any terrorist
for that matter,
551
00:25:58,896 --> 00:26:02,131
was to write code
that would sift through
552
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,133
millions of electronic
communications
553
00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:06,202
looking for a needle
in a giant haystack.
554
00:26:06,236 --> 00:26:09,338
You know the machine that
Batman uses in "The Dark Knight"
555
00:26:09,372 --> 00:26:11,773
to find the Joker, but when
Morgan Freeman finds out about it,
556
00:26:11,808 --> 00:26:14,843
he says, "I'm quitting because no
man should have this much power"?
557
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,845
- No.
- No what?
558
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,513
I do not know that machine.
559
00:26:19,548 --> 00:26:21,783
Well, it exists.
560
00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:25,124
We gave the contract to two
defense contracting big boys
561
00:26:25,158 --> 00:26:27,559
and it was my job mostly to
make sure that they delivered
562
00:26:27,594 --> 00:26:29,094
and that it worked.
563
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,831
The project title
is GLOBALCLARITY
564
00:26:31,865 --> 00:26:35,869
and it intercepts
1.7 billion phone calls,
565
00:26:35,903 --> 00:26:38,004
emails, and texts
every day.
566
00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:39,840
- Legally?
- By what standard?
567
00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,875
- The law.
- No.
568
00:26:41,909 --> 00:26:44,311
It involves a significant
amount of illegal,
569
00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:46,580
warrantless wiretapping
of American citizens.
570
00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:49,749
Just to be--
when you say warrantless,
571
00:26:49,784 --> 00:26:51,651
are you saying
unnecessary?
572
00:26:51,686 --> 00:26:54,555
Without a warrant.
Warrantless.
573
00:26:54,589 --> 00:26:56,857
We could hunt
for terrorists legally,
574
00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:59,726
but due to our bosses'
devotion to GLOBALCLARITY,
575
00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:03,397
the NSA has been happily
violating the Fourth Amendment,
576
00:27:03,431 --> 00:27:05,332
USSID 18,
577
00:27:05,366 --> 00:27:09,803
and about a dozen of the NSA's own
regulations about spying on Americans.
578
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:13,007
You've got guys
listening in on ex-wives,
579
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,743
dropping in on calls
from soldiers overseas,
580
00:27:15,778 --> 00:27:17,945
checking out what
movie stars are up to.
581
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,181
Am I the first person
you've talked to about this?
582
00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:23,518
No, stop confusing me with
Donald Sutherland in "JFK."
583
00:27:23,552 --> 00:27:25,319
Well, a second ago,
you were Morgan Freeman.
584
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,321
I have testified
in front of Congress
585
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:30,224
and to the Pentagon Inspector
General. I got nowhere.
586
00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:32,527
Nobody on the Hill wants
to admit it's fucked up
587
00:27:32,561 --> 00:27:36,664
because nobody wants to
be seen as post-9/11 soft.
588
00:27:36,699 --> 00:27:39,267
Where does AWM come in?
589
00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:41,870
Atlantis World Media
owns Atlantis Cable News.
590
00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:45,007
- Yeah.
- It also owns the tabloid "TMI."
591
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:48,010
- Yeah.
- The shit that's happening
592
00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:50,146
at Murdoch's "News of
the World" in London,
593
00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,649
"TMI" has been doing
the same thing for years.
594
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,852
- How high does it go?
- I don't know.
595
00:27:55,886 --> 00:27:58,121
Does it go as high
as Leona Lansing?
596
00:27:58,155 --> 00:27:59,756
- No.
- Good.
597
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:02,425
It goes as high
as her son.
598
00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:05,962
"TMI" is doing phone
and computer hacking
599
00:28:05,996 --> 00:28:07,597
and Reese Lansing knows?
600
00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:09,799
Reese has been ordering it.
601
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,635
- I'm gonna give you--
- Hang on.
602
00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:14,670
I need to digest that.
603
00:28:14,705 --> 00:28:18,607
Reese Lansing
is James Murdoch,
604
00:28:18,641 --> 00:28:21,276
but Lansing's
been ordering it.
605
00:28:22,545 --> 00:28:23,979
Digested yet?
606
00:28:29,152 --> 00:28:30,752
These classified?
607
00:28:30,787 --> 00:28:32,721
Yeah, because I'm dying
to violate the Espionage Act.
608
00:28:32,755 --> 00:28:35,391
These are just transcripts
of my testimony
609
00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:38,094
before the House subcommittee
and the Pentagon.
610
00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:41,831
Vet me, vet the material.
Take all the time you need.
611
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,933
Why are you whistle-blowing?
612
00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:47,603
I fought the Soviets.
613
00:28:47,637 --> 00:28:50,205
The way their government made
their people live their lives
614
00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:52,808
was a very good reason
to fight them.
615
00:28:52,842 --> 00:28:55,043
After 9/11,
616
00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:57,713
we started doing
the exact same thing.
617
00:28:57,747 --> 00:29:00,816
I didn't spend my life
fighting Communists
618
00:29:00,850 --> 00:29:02,751
to have it come to this.
619
00:29:02,786 --> 00:29:05,254
Report on GLOBALCLARITY.
620
00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:07,523
And once I see that report,
I'll give you what you need
621
00:29:07,557 --> 00:29:09,458
to protect yourself
from Leona Lansing.
622
00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:12,428
How do you know we need
protecting from Leona Lansing?
623
00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:15,364
Have you been listening?
'Cause we have.
624
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,852
This woman is the
best I've ever seen.
625
00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:39,688
Center screen is Nancy.
626
00:29:39,722 --> 00:29:41,857
These three corners are live
feeds of the guest experts.
627
00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:44,259
- What are they experts in?
- Agreeing with everything Nancy says.
628
00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:46,061
- But what keeps your atten--
- Excuse me.
629
00:29:47,964 --> 00:29:49,999
This is Brian Brenner,
everyone.
630
00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:52,301
It's possible he's going to
be writing a feature on 2.0.
631
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:54,670
But we're in a tryout
period right now.
632
00:29:54,704 --> 00:29:56,105
Everything's off
the record.
633
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:58,274
Go ahead.
What keeps our attention?
634
00:29:58,308 --> 00:29:59,842
Is the bottom right corner
where they're playing
635
00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:02,178
a loop of little Caylee
from a home video.
636
00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:05,949
Hell. Do you think it's
as bad as everyone says it is?
637
00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:08,719
That was a tribute
to Caylee.
638
00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:12,056
But how will they
explain the duct tape
639
00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,392
around the child's mouth
and nose?
640
00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:15,793
And how will they explain
641
00:30:15,828 --> 00:30:19,130
all the lies
that Tot Mom told?
642
00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:20,998
Now they're not talking
about the tattoo
643
00:30:21,033 --> 00:30:23,133
on Casey's back, but they
put it full screen. Why?
644
00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:24,968
Because Tess was just about
to look somewhere else,
645
00:30:25,003 --> 00:30:27,003
so they changed the frame to anything
that might keep her attention.
646
00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,605
He's right. I was gonna
Google Mac's hell question.
647
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,073
Plus tattoo
equals bad mom.
648
00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:33,009
No one's ever gone broke
in America serving up
649
00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:34,477
a woman who makes other
women feel superior.
650
00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:36,612
The series of lies
651
00:30:36,647 --> 00:30:39,348
that finally came crashing
down around her.
652
00:30:39,382 --> 00:30:41,350
If she would lie about that,
653
00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,818
why should I believe
an accident is true?
654
00:30:43,853 --> 00:30:46,020
Don't spend time thinking
about her airtight syllogism.
655
00:30:46,055 --> 00:30:48,356
Her EP's showing duct tape
and a plastic bag,
656
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:51,092
so you know you're watching
the real "CSI Miami."
657
00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:53,094
...how to make weapons
658
00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:55,963
out of home materials
found in the home.
659
00:30:55,997 --> 00:30:58,465
About breaking necks.
660
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,834
How can they explain that?
661
00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:03,203
They can't
explain it, Nancy.
662
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:06,607
The defense is doing what
the defense has to do.
663
00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:09,109
Now, Bill Sheaffer
has done his job.
664
00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:11,645
He agreed with Nancy. We don't
need to see his face anymore.
665
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,881
Look how cute Caylee is.
666
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,618
She deserved better
than a mom with a tattoo.
667
00:31:16,652 --> 00:31:18,152
She deserved...
668
00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:21,055
- She deserved...
- Me.
669
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,890
- Me.
- Me.
670
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,259
Tess, how's that
Google search coming?
671
00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:27,629
It does look pretty bad.
A lot of fire.
672
00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:30,431
You'll notice little of her coverage
in this instance is about the law.
673
00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:32,232
You know, come to think
of it, I did notice that.
674
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:34,068
It's all based
on an emotional appeal.
675
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:36,737
The way she would with a jury if
there was no judge there to stop her.
676
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,639
Watch how she breaks down
courtroom footage.
677
00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:41,342
Liz, let's see
the video of Tot Mom
678
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:45,346
and Jose Baez back at it
in court again today.
679
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:49,918
Not a good look between
a death penalty defendant
680
00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,320
and the lead
defense attorney.
681
00:31:52,354 --> 00:31:54,088
Two seconds.
682
00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:57,158
Two seconds of Casey Anthony
walking past her lawyer--
683
00:31:57,192 --> 00:31:59,093
and she'll show it
to you in slow motion
684
00:31:59,128 --> 00:32:01,563
and from a different angle
685
00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:04,432
and at regular speed and from
the original angle again.
686
00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:06,501
- What does that remind you of?
- Instant replay in sports.
687
00:32:06,535 --> 00:32:08,336
And she looks pretty
pissed at her lawyer.
688
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,072
And that's exactly why she's
showing it to you so many times.
689
00:32:11,107 --> 00:32:13,508
So you have a chance to draw your
own thoroughly uninformed opinion
690
00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:15,211
about an utterly
innocuous exchange.
691
00:32:15,245 --> 00:32:16,712
She looks pissed.
692
00:32:16,746 --> 00:32:19,482
I wonder if she's sleeping
with her lawyer. I bet she is.
693
00:32:19,516 --> 00:32:21,617
I wonder if that's what she
looked like when she killed Caylee.
694
00:32:21,651 --> 00:32:24,687
This is the best TV ever. I've got to
go on my Casey Anthony Facebook page
695
00:32:24,721 --> 00:32:27,290
and see if my Casey Anthony Facebook
friends just saw Casey Anthony
696
00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:29,292
make a Casey Anthony face
at her Casey Anthony lawyer.
697
00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:32,061
All right, enough.
Will's a criminal prosecutor.
698
00:32:32,096 --> 00:32:33,646
Maybe he can talk about how our justice
699
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,197
system wasn't built to
lock up guilty people.
700
00:32:35,231 --> 00:32:36,965
It was built to keep
innocent people free,
701
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,635
which is something Americans should
be proud of and fiercely protect.
702
00:32:39,669 --> 00:32:41,470
No.
703
00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,773
He can't ever imply
that the viewer
704
00:32:43,807 --> 00:32:45,541
doesn't already know everything
and that she might be innocent.
705
00:32:45,576 --> 00:32:48,412
If we're gonna cover this,
we're gonna cover it our way.
706
00:32:48,446 --> 00:32:50,180
What's the point of covering
it at all unless we do it
707
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:51,915
in a way that gets
our audience back?
708
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:53,951
A modest proposal.
We could ourselves
709
00:32:53,986 --> 00:32:55,553
commit murder
on our air.
710
00:32:55,588 --> 00:32:58,056
In your face,
Nancy Grace!
711
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,328
How do we get
the best guests?
712
00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:05,863
There's a guy you're gonna have
to deal with named Dylan Kagin.
713
00:33:05,898 --> 00:33:08,766
He's like the Broadway Danny
Rose of tabloid suffering.
714
00:33:08,801 --> 00:33:10,134
He's an agent?
715
00:33:10,169 --> 00:33:11,703
You ever ask yourself
why of all the missing kids
716
00:33:11,737 --> 00:33:13,437
and murdered coeds,
most of them go unnoticed
717
00:33:13,472 --> 00:33:15,473
- and some become national scandals?
- Sex appeal.
718
00:33:15,507 --> 00:33:18,610
Right, but someone's got to find Lana
Turner sitting at the drugstore counter.
719
00:33:18,644 --> 00:33:22,080
Dylan Kagin gropes through the
trailer park of American jurisprudence
720
00:33:22,114 --> 00:33:23,915
for what he calls
"Oh, my God" stories.
721
00:33:23,949 --> 00:33:26,717
Then he drops in on the victims,
the accused, the jurors, the cops,
722
00:33:26,752 --> 00:33:28,919
whoever he can sell to the press,
the networks, and the studios.
723
00:33:28,953 --> 00:33:30,354
He packages
the missing white girl.
724
00:33:30,388 --> 00:33:32,322
All right, that'll be
the A block.
725
00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:33,624
By 2:00, show me
where we are.
726
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:35,158
The B block's gonna
be Anthony Weiner,
727
00:33:35,193 --> 00:33:36,927
so, Jim, start putting
something together.
728
00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:39,596
All we really have are the pictures
and Weiner not answering questions.
729
00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:42,466
- I know that. - You don't
want to wait until we have--
730
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,601
Facts? No, that would
be newsy and elitist.
731
00:33:44,635 --> 00:33:46,736
Let's just call them--
the A and the B block--
732
00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:48,538
let's just think
of them as a polished,
733
00:33:48,573 --> 00:33:50,440
tightly produced
abomination.
734
00:33:50,475 --> 00:33:52,509
I've been sitting here and I'm
getting a little sick of this.
735
00:33:52,543 --> 00:33:54,478
- You and me both.
- Jesus Christ.
736
00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:57,047
For a few weeks, we're not gonna ask
the country to eat its vegetables.
737
00:33:57,082 --> 00:33:59,450
Why? Because there's
a debate we want to do
738
00:33:59,484 --> 00:34:02,319
that trumps all of your Sarah
Lawrence ethical conundrums.
739
00:34:02,353 --> 00:34:04,121
It shouldn't be
too hard to understand.
740
00:34:04,155 --> 00:34:06,323
So get it the fuck together.
741
00:34:08,826 --> 00:34:10,661
He happens to be right.
742
00:34:10,695 --> 00:34:12,896
"War on drugs a failure."
743
00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,432
I know how it feels.
744
00:34:19,304 --> 00:34:21,038
Show me where
we are at 2:00.
745
00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:25,811
Can I see you a second?
Yeah.
746
00:34:36,122 --> 00:34:38,557
- Do you mind if I sit in on--
- Yeah, sorry, no.
747
00:34:39,893 --> 00:34:42,161
Not sure that's the best
way to get good press.
748
00:34:42,196 --> 00:34:44,865
May 1st, the night we got
bin Laden, I got a call
749
00:34:44,899 --> 00:34:47,233
from an anonymous source
at 7:30
750
00:34:47,268 --> 00:34:49,603
telling me the White House
would send an email blast
751
00:34:49,637 --> 00:34:51,938
to all the news agencies
in 90 minutes,
752
00:34:51,973 --> 00:34:54,642
and obviously it turned out
he was right.
753
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,545
He was demonstrating
his credibility.
754
00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,714
His name is Solomon Hancock.
755
00:34:59,748 --> 00:35:02,082
He works in software
engineering at the NSA
756
00:35:02,117 --> 00:35:04,284
and he handed me a stack
of documents,
757
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:07,420
transcripts of his testimony
describing illegal surveillance.
758
00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:09,689
We have to start vetting
him and the documents.
759
00:35:09,723 --> 00:35:11,857
It's gonna take at least a
few days, but that's part one.
760
00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:13,258
What's part two?
761
00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:15,761
If we air his story,
he'll give us evidence
762
00:35:15,795 --> 00:35:18,863
that "TMI"'s been doing the same
thing as "News of the World."
763
00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:22,767
- Hacking?
- Everything.
764
00:35:22,802 --> 00:35:25,371
- "TMI"'s been hacking?
- Hancock says he's got the proof.
765
00:35:25,405 --> 00:35:27,773
Jesus Christ. How high
does he say it goes?
766
00:35:27,841 --> 00:35:29,108
Reese.
767
00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:32,946
- Let's get on with the vet.
- I'll have Jim run it.
768
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,881
- Is he up for this?
- He is, Will.
769
00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:36,482
I taught him
how to do the news.
770
00:35:36,517 --> 00:35:38,918
I taught them all
how to do the news.
771
00:35:38,953 --> 00:35:41,254
Can you give us a second?
772
00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:43,590
I'm done.
773
00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:49,729
Why did it
have to be Brian?
774
00:35:51,131 --> 00:35:53,599
Because I own him now.
He needs a cover story.
775
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,434
If he writes a negative
one, he'll get slammed
776
00:35:55,469 --> 00:35:57,569
with the whole soap opera
of our history.
777
00:35:57,604 --> 00:35:58,971
Are you lying right now?
778
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:01,407
- Anything else?
- Yeah.
779
00:36:01,441 --> 00:36:05,278
Sloan says on Thursday, the House is
gonna vote to default on our loans,
780
00:36:05,312 --> 00:36:07,947
leading to a global
economic meltdown.
781
00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:12,218
Should I put that before or after
Anthony Weiner in his underwear?
782
00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:16,456
I'm sure you'll
figure it out.
783
00:36:24,865 --> 00:36:26,532
That's all for us tonight.
784
00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,567
Tomorrow we'll be bringing
you all the highlights
785
00:36:28,602 --> 00:36:31,404
from day seven of the trial
and Detective Yuri Melich,
786
00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:34,975
the first officer to interview
Casey Anthony in 2008.
787
00:36:35,009 --> 00:36:36,877
Terry Smith is coming up
from Washington
788
00:36:36,911 --> 00:36:38,979
with the "Capital Report."
I'm Will McAvoy.
789
00:36:39,013 --> 00:36:41,815
Good night.
790
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:54,126
Will McAvoy, your new
choice for Casey Anthony coverage.
791
00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:55,694
- They're coming home.
- Yeah?
792
00:36:55,729 --> 00:36:57,162
We promo'd
the hell of it.
793
00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:59,031
We got 150,000
viewers back.
794
00:36:59,065 --> 00:37:01,900
25-54,
almost all women.
795
00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:04,469
That's toasters,
furniture, food, clothes,
796
00:37:04,503 --> 00:37:07,304
kids' clothes,
vacation plans.
797
00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:09,273
Our heads are above water
now, so do not stop.
798
00:37:09,307 --> 00:37:10,975
- We won't.
- How about this heat?
799
00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:13,043
- Yeah.
- 9:00 in the morning, it's already 87.
800
00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:15,245
It's gonna hit 98. That would
beat the record for this day
801
00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:17,614
- that was set in 1933.
- Yeah.
802
00:37:17,648 --> 00:37:19,616
- You're looking at me funny.
- Yeah?
803
00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:22,085
- I know you hate this.
- I'm looking at you the regular way.
804
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:23,286
- If you say so.
- I do.
805
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,456
There are also
tornado warnings.
806
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:29,159
- Reese.
- What?
807
00:37:29,193 --> 00:37:31,929
- Nothing.
- All right, so it's gonna get up to 98.
808
00:37:31,963 --> 00:37:35,266
That's a record. And there are
tornado warnings for New York City.
809
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,468
Well, you know, Aunt Bee,
tornados are just God's way
810
00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:39,337
of destroying property
and killing people.
811
00:37:39,371 --> 00:37:40,838
People like hearing
about extreme weather.
812
00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:42,673
We're not doing a fucking
weather report, okay?
813
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,576
We're not coming up with
some "Tornado Watch" graphic.
814
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,711
We're a serious
news organization.
815
00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:49,747
Tonight we'll be reporting on the killer
cocktail waitress and the congressman--
816
00:37:49,781 --> 00:37:52,183
- Is Mac bitching at you?
- Not nearly as much as she should be.
817
00:37:52,217 --> 00:37:55,219
I came in here to tell you
you got back 150,000 viewers
818
00:37:55,253 --> 00:37:56,787
you lost while you were
trying to be above it.
819
00:37:56,822 --> 00:37:58,956
We'll be sure not
to try that again.
820
00:37:58,990 --> 00:38:00,424
98 degrees is when
we have power outages.
821
00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:02,293
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
822
00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:04,328
I don't want to go all
conspiracy theory on you,
823
00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,797
but I think the heat might
be related to power outages.
824
00:38:06,831 --> 00:38:09,633
- Take it easy.
- Say hi to your mom.
825
00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,735
Will do.
826
00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:16,373
Visiting hours will be
Tuesday and Friday.
827
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,475
Don't be nervous.
828
00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:24,547
We got 150,000 viewers back
last night. Mostly women.
829
00:38:24,581 --> 00:38:26,081
- I know.
- I was telling her.
830
00:38:26,116 --> 00:38:29,085
You know, it's gonna get
up to 98 degrees.
831
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:30,586
Next person who tells me
about the damn weather...
832
00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:31,921
Do you know what
you're doing here?
833
00:38:31,955 --> 00:38:33,856
I've been asked to tell
you about the weather.
834
00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:37,259
Does it feel to you like anyone in
this room is in the mood for a joke?
835
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:39,427
It absolutely does not.
836
00:38:39,462 --> 00:38:41,396
We want you to lead
the vetting of this source.
837
00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:44,866
He's telling us about illegal
surveillance at the NSA.
838
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:49,037
He's also telling us that "TMI" is in
the same game as "News of the World."
839
00:38:49,072 --> 00:38:50,973
Jesus.
840
00:38:51,007 --> 00:38:53,508
We're looking at a couple
of scenarios, Jim.
841
00:38:53,543 --> 00:38:55,677
One is that we're sitting on a
scoop that could shake up the NSA
842
00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:57,512
and maybe have the country take
another look at the Patriot Act.
843
00:38:57,547 --> 00:38:59,715
But the "TMI" element,
doesn't that--
844
00:38:59,749 --> 00:39:02,284
And another is that someone's
trying to discredit us
845
00:39:02,319 --> 00:39:05,021
by having Will
get Dan Rather-ed.
846
00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:08,725
You'll need to file a couple of hundred
Freedom of Information Act requests
847
00:39:08,759 --> 00:39:11,294
and you'll need to get into
this guy's personal life
848
00:39:11,329 --> 00:39:13,764
and you'll need
to do it all
849
00:39:13,798 --> 00:39:17,034
without raising
any flags at the NSA.
850
00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:18,569
Are you up for this?
851
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:25,543
- Yeah.
- We don't need it fast, we need it right.
852
00:39:25,577 --> 00:39:28,712
- But we need it fast.
- I'll start mapping it out.
853
00:39:28,747 --> 00:39:30,580
Jim, since the day
you started working here,
854
00:39:30,615 --> 00:39:33,317
I never felt the need to
remind you about confidentiality
855
00:39:33,351 --> 00:39:35,252
and I don't feel
that need now.
856
00:39:38,990 --> 00:39:41,058
Okay.
857
00:39:50,068 --> 00:39:51,703
- Gotcha.
- Oh, God.
858
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,038
- You feel like being interviewed?
- You read my mind.
859
00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,874
I can't think of anything
I'd rather do right now
860
00:39:55,908 --> 00:39:57,776
than be interviewed
by my ex-boyfriend,
861
00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,043
except maybe eat my desk.
862
00:39:59,078 --> 00:40:01,479
- It seems like a bad week to be here.
- It is.
863
00:40:01,513 --> 00:40:04,482
I came here to write a story about how
Will and "News Night" changed overnight.
864
00:40:04,516 --> 00:40:06,550
- And then you changed overnight.
- Look.
865
00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,119
- It's the old Will all over-- -
These are extraordinary circumstances.
866
00:40:09,153 --> 00:40:10,887
That's what everyone says when
they abandon their principles.
867
00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:13,489
I'm no longer required
to live up to your standards.
868
00:40:13,524 --> 00:40:16,226
- Fair enough.
- Thank you.
869
00:40:20,063 --> 00:40:21,897
What's so special
about this debate?
870
00:40:21,932 --> 00:40:24,100
If we get what we want,
no one will ever go back.
871
00:40:24,134 --> 00:40:25,701
We'll have changed
the debates forever.
872
00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:28,537
And your concern is that if your
ratings are low, you'll lose leverage?
873
00:40:28,572 --> 00:40:30,840
- Yes.
- Is that your concern or Will's concern?
874
00:40:30,874 --> 00:40:32,775
Will's concerns
are my concerns.
875
00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:35,945
'Cause another way of looking at it
is that he lost his invisible friends
876
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:39,248
to Nancy Grace and he's using the debate
as an excuse to dumb the show down.
877
00:40:39,283 --> 00:40:42,352
That's a pretty bold statement from
a guy who's auditioning for a job.
878
00:40:42,386 --> 00:40:44,787
He's gonna give me the job. And
it's not like I don't know why.
879
00:40:44,821 --> 00:40:47,857
- Do you?
- I do because I'm not a fucking moron.
880
00:40:47,892 --> 00:40:50,293
The email that was read
by everyone in the world,
881
00:40:50,328 --> 00:40:53,530
"I cheated on Will," you
were talking about me, right?
882
00:40:56,801 --> 00:40:59,637
- Yes. - You were seeing
Will while we were together?
883
00:40:59,671 --> 00:41:01,639
If you count drunk dialing me
at midnight and saying,
884
00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:04,977
"Just come on over and crawl into
bed" as being together, then yes.
885
00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:06,345
- I count it.
- Then yes.
886
00:41:06,379 --> 00:41:08,013
You cheated on me
with Will?
887
00:41:08,047 --> 00:41:10,850
Let's be as clear as anyone
has ever been about anything.
888
00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:12,785
I cheated on Will
with you.
889
00:41:12,819 --> 00:41:14,220
And I'm paying the price.
890
00:41:14,255 --> 00:41:16,323
I work 30 feet from
the life I could have had
891
00:41:16,357 --> 00:41:17,824
if I hadn't been so stupid.
892
00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,926
And you're looking at
the life you could have had
893
00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:22,062
if you hadn't been
a douchebag.
894
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,135
How's the interview
going so far?
895
00:41:28,169 --> 00:41:30,871
Is douchebag one word
or two?
896
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,206
Come in.
897
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:36,610
- Sorry, I can come back.
- No, what do you need?
898
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:42,649
Ahem, well, there's a story
I'd like to pitch.
899
00:41:42,684 --> 00:41:45,853
Brian, this is Neal Sampat.
Neal writes Will's blog.
900
00:41:45,887 --> 00:41:48,589
- Will doesn't write Will's blog?
- Will can't find Will's blog.
901
00:41:48,623 --> 00:41:50,891
Neal wants to be a producer,
so from time to time,
902
00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:53,627
he pitches stories.
What do you got?
903
00:41:53,662 --> 00:41:55,263
You know what
a troll is, right?
904
00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:57,498
A tiny creature that stands
under a footbridge
905
00:41:57,533 --> 00:42:00,101
and makes you answer a riddle
before you're allowed to pass.
906
00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:02,170
- They're not real, man.
- I know that.
907
00:42:02,205 --> 00:42:03,538
He means the other
kind of troll.
908
00:42:03,573 --> 00:42:05,874
You don't know the first
clue what he means.
909
00:42:05,909 --> 00:42:07,543
I mean the other
kind of troll.
910
00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:09,478
A little backup
would have killed you?
911
00:42:09,546 --> 00:42:11,681
Sorry, Internet trolls.
It's a play on a fishing term.
912
00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:12,982
People who go to
message boards
913
00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:14,784
and try to hijack the
conversation by being incendiary.
914
00:42:14,818 --> 00:42:17,120
- What about them?
- Turns out they have their own websites.
915
00:42:17,154 --> 00:42:19,622
Like an online clubhouse. And
to be accepted into the group,
916
00:42:19,657 --> 00:42:21,858
you have to be able to point to
a successful incident of trolling,
917
00:42:21,893 --> 00:42:25,062
a recent time when you made a whole
bunch of posters lose their minds.
918
00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:27,697
Or better yet, got the site
monitor to shut down the board.
919
00:42:27,732 --> 00:42:30,600
Actually, I like it.
And it's not about Bigfoot.
920
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,069
Write this down, "News Night" is
gonna break the story on Bigfoot.
921
00:42:33,103 --> 00:42:36,239
We're not. Don't write that
down. Will they talk to you?
922
00:42:36,273 --> 00:42:39,275
They won't talk to a reporter, but I
thought maybe I'd try to get in there.
923
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:43,079
Undercover? Aren't you gonna
have to say you trolled something?
924
00:42:43,113 --> 00:42:45,447
I'm not gonna have to say it,
I'm gonna actually have to do it.
925
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:47,116
To who?
926
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,419
Well, I don't want to ding on
an innocent person for a story,
927
00:42:50,454 --> 00:42:52,021
so I'm gonna have to do it
to one of us.
928
00:42:52,055 --> 00:42:53,155
You can't be anonymous
on our website.
929
00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:54,290
No, I mean do it to us
on another website.
930
00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:56,826
- What would it be?
- I don't know yet.
931
00:42:56,861 --> 00:42:59,863
Come back when you know, but you've
made it past the first hurdle.
932
00:42:59,897 --> 00:43:02,199
Thank you.
933
00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:07,036
- Sloan.
- How's her mood in there?
934
00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:09,139
It's not good, but let
me ask you something.
935
00:43:09,173 --> 00:43:11,675
For the sake of a story,
936
00:43:11,709 --> 00:43:15,779
how would you feel about me going on
the Internet and saying vicious things
937
00:43:15,813 --> 00:43:18,014
about you that might get an
argument started about misogyny?
938
00:43:18,048 --> 00:43:20,649
- What kind of vicious things?
- I don't know.
939
00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:22,852
- What would the general area be?
- I really don't know.
940
00:43:22,886 --> 00:43:25,922
- Something about the way you look?
- Like what?
941
00:43:25,956 --> 00:43:28,324
- I'd be making it up.
- What would you be making up?
942
00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:31,694
It wouldn't be true.
It'd be something like--
943
00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:34,597
something along the lines of
she screwed her way to the top
944
00:43:34,631 --> 00:43:37,433
and she's got a big ass.
Only it would have to be--
945
00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:40,102
Listen to me, Sampat.
946
00:43:40,137 --> 00:43:42,838
- Do I?
- Of course not.
947
00:43:45,008 --> 00:43:47,843
Okay.
948
00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:49,612
- I can do it?
- You cannot.
949
00:43:49,646 --> 00:43:51,747
If you want, you can say that
I made it to the final round
950
00:43:51,782 --> 00:43:53,783
of the K through six regionals in
the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee.
951
00:43:53,817 --> 00:43:56,719
That's not gonna help me.
952
00:43:56,753 --> 00:44:00,022
You know, a lot of guys
like women with big--
953
00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:02,692
Do they really?
954
00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:04,294
Never mind.
955
00:44:04,328 --> 00:44:06,629
I don't know what you're talking
about and I have my own problems.
956
00:44:13,138 --> 00:44:14,671
- Jim.
- Yeah?
957
00:44:14,706 --> 00:44:16,540
I got a woman on the phone
who says she's got some tweets
958
00:44:16,575 --> 00:44:18,042
from Anthony Weiner
and wants to talk to us.
959
00:44:18,076 --> 00:44:20,845
- What are you telling me for?
- Seniority?
960
00:44:20,879 --> 00:44:24,148
Well, I'm handing her off to
the next most senior person.
961
00:44:24,182 --> 00:44:25,549
Kendra, take
the Weiner girl.
962
00:44:25,584 --> 00:44:27,651
- Gary, take the Weiner girl.
- Tess.
963
00:44:27,686 --> 00:44:31,088
- Tamara.
- We were hired as interns the same day.
964
00:44:31,123 --> 00:44:33,958
I was hired in the morning. You were
hired after lunch. Take the Weiner girl.
965
00:44:33,992 --> 00:44:35,777
- Please, don't make
me take the Weiner girl.
966
00:44:35,778 --> 00:44:37,562
Respect the seniority.
967
00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:39,630
Who do I have seniority over?
968
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,800
Maggie.
969
00:44:44,870 --> 00:44:47,338
- Can people still see me?
- On five.
970
00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,679
Hi, this is Margaret Jordan.
971
00:44:54,713 --> 00:44:56,848
I'm an associate producer
at "News Night."
972
00:44:56,882 --> 00:44:59,650
Okay, can you spell
that for me?
973
00:44:59,684 --> 00:45:02,286
Okay, wait.
974
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,587
Hang on.
975
00:45:03,621 --> 00:45:06,257
I-- no, you're gonna
get a chance.
976
00:45:07,826 --> 00:45:12,162
Uh, well, you certainly seem
to want to share your story.
977
00:45:13,565 --> 00:45:15,532
You really can't just
drop in on a doctor.
978
00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:18,002
- What if it's an emergency?
- You go to the emergency room.
979
00:45:18,036 --> 00:45:19,837
They don't have
psychiatric emergency rooms.
980
00:45:19,872 --> 00:45:22,207
They should.
You're a good reason why.
981
00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:25,142
- You want a piece of me?
- Seriously?
982
00:45:25,177 --> 00:45:27,311
- No.
- Yeah.
983
00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:33,083
Does he look over
at the red light?
984
00:45:33,118 --> 00:45:34,385
Does he look
every few minutes?
985
00:45:34,419 --> 00:45:35,553
If I was
your therapist,
986
00:45:35,587 --> 00:45:37,521
I'd definitely look
every few minutes.
987
00:45:38,857 --> 00:45:40,023
Hey, hey,
you can't do that.
988
00:45:40,058 --> 00:45:42,359
It's okay.
He likes me.
989
00:45:42,393 --> 00:45:44,728
- Will.
- I'm sorry.
990
00:45:44,762 --> 00:45:46,496
- I'm with a patient.
- I really just need a second.
991
00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:49,399
I'm glad to see you back here, but you
need to come during your appointment.
992
00:45:49,433 --> 00:45:52,002
I could be dead by then.
993
00:45:52,036 --> 00:45:53,637
Are you having
suicidal thoughts?
994
00:45:53,671 --> 00:45:55,305
- No.
- Then why did you say that?
995
00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:57,574
- Just to get your attention.
- I'm going back to my patient.
996
00:45:57,608 --> 00:46:00,209
Listen to me. I've been paying
250 a session for four years
997
00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:01,511
without showing up
to a single session.
998
00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:03,979
You owe me $100,000
worth of therapy.
999
00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:06,749
I'll forgive the debt, we'll be
totally square, just give me one minute.
1000
00:46:10,186 --> 00:46:12,721
I'm sorry.
I'll be just a minute.
1001
00:46:14,257 --> 00:46:16,124
Wow, you caved for the money.
I'm kind of disappointed.
1002
00:46:16,158 --> 00:46:19,194
I didn't cave for the money. You're
getting the sessions you paid for.
1003
00:46:19,228 --> 00:46:21,163
You seem like you're in pain.
1004
00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,233
- He is.
- He said in pain, not a pain.
1005
00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:25,868
Oh, never mind, then.
1006
00:46:25,903 --> 00:46:27,603
What is it?
1007
00:46:27,638 --> 00:46:30,674
I'm doing all these things that
are wrong because of ratings,
1008
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,577
and I'm making the staff do
things that they don't want to do,
1009
00:46:33,612 --> 00:46:37,148
I'm cursing them out, I'm ignoring
incredibly important news stories,
1010
00:46:37,182 --> 00:46:39,150
and I'm betraying the trust
of people who respect me.
1011
00:46:39,185 --> 00:46:41,219
And I did it all
in the blink of an eye.
1012
00:46:41,254 --> 00:46:43,655
- That can be traumatic.
- No, I'm fine with all of that.
1013
00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,058
"New York Magazine"
1014
00:46:46,092 --> 00:46:48,393
is gonna do a story on my show
and I get to choose the writer.
1015
00:46:48,428 --> 00:46:52,030
And I could have chosen anybody and
I chose Mackenzie's ex-boyfriend.
1016
00:46:52,064 --> 00:46:53,798
Of course.
1017
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:56,734
- The one she cheated on you with?
- Yeah.
1018
00:46:56,768 --> 00:46:59,537
- Why?
- That's what I came here to ask you.
1019
00:46:59,572 --> 00:47:01,239
You're holding your hand
over the candle.
1020
00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:02,506
What do you mean?
1021
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,275
You're holding your hand
over the candle
1022
00:47:04,309 --> 00:47:06,410
because you think the trick
is not minding.
1023
00:47:06,444 --> 00:47:09,112
Ah.
1024
00:47:09,147 --> 00:47:12,582
So if I just get through
this, I'll be fine.
1025
00:47:12,617 --> 00:47:14,752
- No.
- Why?
1026
00:47:14,786 --> 00:47:16,887
Because the trick
isn't not minding.
1027
00:47:16,922 --> 00:47:19,656
The trick is
forgiving Mackenzie.
1028
00:47:19,691 --> 00:47:21,892
It would be easier to hold
my hand over the candle.
1029
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:23,827
I know.
1030
00:47:23,861 --> 00:47:27,531
Well, you've been no help at all,
but thanks. Sorry to barge in.
1031
00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:29,867
You know, while you're
working your way through this,
1032
00:47:29,901 --> 00:47:31,469
you're hurting Mackenzie.
1033
00:47:31,503 --> 00:47:33,938
I know that.
1034
00:47:35,073 --> 00:47:37,774
Show up for your
appointment.
1035
00:47:41,947 --> 00:47:43,915
I'm not doing it
on purpose.
1036
00:47:47,886 --> 00:47:49,653
Maggie.
1037
00:47:50,689 --> 00:47:53,024
Yeah.
1038
00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:57,829
- Sandy?
- Yes.
1039
00:47:57,863 --> 00:48:00,097
- Margaret Jordan. We talked on the phone.
- Nice to meet you.
1040
00:48:00,132 --> 00:48:01,766
- You got here okay?
- Yes.
1041
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,834
I have a receipt for the cab.
Who do I give that to?
1042
00:48:03,869 --> 00:48:05,703
I'll take it.
1043
00:48:07,072 --> 00:48:10,207
So, you got some tweets
from Congressman Weiner.
1044
00:48:10,242 --> 00:48:12,610
And I've got copies
of them right here.
1045
00:48:16,082 --> 00:48:18,250
"'I like the cute
new pics of you.
1046
00:48:18,284 --> 00:48:20,118
Where'd you get those abs?'
1047
00:48:20,153 --> 00:48:23,188
'Glad you like them. When
do I get to see your swimsuit shot?'
1048
00:48:23,223 --> 00:48:25,958
'When are you
coming to see me?
1049
00:48:25,992 --> 00:48:28,393
Or just coming?'
'Make me an offer.'
1050
00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:30,762
'My door's always open.
Get it?'
1051
00:48:30,796 --> 00:48:32,998
'What's your
plan for us?'
1052
00:48:33,032 --> 00:48:36,668
'To get us in the mood, we
watch "The Daily Show" and "Colbert."
1053
00:48:36,702 --> 00:48:38,570
Then when we're really hot,
we go to the bookstore
1054
00:48:38,604 --> 00:48:40,438
and replace all the copies
of Glenn Beck books
1055
00:48:40,473 --> 00:48:43,141
with "The Audacity of Hope."
Or, if that's not your thing,
1056
00:48:43,175 --> 00:48:45,477
we can just get
drunk and fuck.'"
1057
00:48:51,917 --> 00:48:53,418
Why are you doing this?
1058
00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:55,353
Because the world needs to
know what kind of guy he is.
1059
00:48:55,388 --> 00:48:59,157
It sort of seems like you
were a willing participant.
1060
00:48:59,225 --> 00:49:00,692
I didn't know about
the other women.
1061
00:49:00,727 --> 00:49:02,494
- Did you know he was married?
- Of course.
1062
00:49:02,528 --> 00:49:05,063
I just didn't know
about the other women.
1063
00:49:05,097 --> 00:49:09,134
I was fooled and I think the world
needs to know what kind of guy he is.
1064
00:49:09,168 --> 00:49:12,603
By any chance, have you heard
of a guy named Dylan Kagin?
1065
00:49:12,638 --> 00:49:14,905
He's gonna be my agent.
1066
00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:17,741
Sandy--
can I call you Sandy?
1067
00:49:17,775 --> 00:49:19,342
Sure.
1068
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:22,846
Sandy, the congressman
is in a lot of trouble.
1069
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,848
He got himself into it
1070
00:49:24,883 --> 00:49:27,651
and he's probably not gonna
be able to get out of it.
1071
00:49:28,953 --> 00:49:32,223
Are you sure
you want to pile on?
1072
00:49:32,257 --> 00:49:35,359
I think people need to know
what kind of person he is.
1073
00:49:35,393 --> 00:49:37,328
All right.
1074
00:49:39,465 --> 00:49:41,399
Would you like
to be on our show tonight?
1075
00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:44,803
That's the thing. I'm doing
"Access Hollywood," "ET," and Fox.
1076
00:49:44,837 --> 00:49:47,105
The big three.
No problem.
1077
00:49:47,139 --> 00:49:50,275
We can do a pretape
in a few minutes.
1078
00:49:50,310 --> 00:49:52,243
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
I was hoping you'd say that.
1079
00:49:52,278 --> 00:49:54,212
No kidding?
Stay here
1080
00:49:54,246 --> 00:49:57,915
and I'll talk to my EP
and we'll get this going.
1081
00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,250
Could I possibly get
a decaf latte?
1082
00:49:59,285 --> 00:50:01,085
You cannot possibly get that,
1083
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,655
but I'll have someone
bring you a coffee.
1084
00:50:09,796 --> 00:50:12,531
Well, I left it for you on
the left side of the desk.
1085
00:50:12,565 --> 00:50:15,201
And, yes, I signed it.
1086
00:50:15,235 --> 00:50:16,702
I don't know
anything about it.
1087
00:50:16,737 --> 00:50:19,205
Leona!
1088
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,606
A word?
1089
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,808
Okay, ask her to show it
to me on the plane.
1090
00:50:24,577 --> 00:50:26,945
Let's not stand
in the street.
1091
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,014
Charlie, with that bow tie,
1092
00:50:29,049 --> 00:50:30,649
you look like
a balloon salesman.
1093
00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:32,518
No, I get in the car
and get out a minute later,
1094
00:50:32,552 --> 00:50:36,688
it looks like we're talking about
a problem or making a drug deal.
1095
00:50:36,723 --> 00:50:38,090
Just a minute.
1096
00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:41,160
We're gonna stand here,
smile and nod,
1097
00:50:41,194 --> 00:50:44,329
and do this and laugh.
1098
00:50:45,731 --> 00:50:48,900
We know where the tabloid
stories are coming from.
1099
00:50:48,934 --> 00:50:51,269
They're coming
from reality.
1100
00:50:51,303 --> 00:50:53,971
Only if you define
reality as fantasy.
1101
00:50:54,006 --> 00:50:56,373
And they're appearing
in a magazine you own.
1102
00:50:56,408 --> 00:50:58,775
How would it look if I had
one of our newsmagazines
1103
00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:00,610
go soft on our
flagship anchor?
1104
00:51:00,645 --> 00:51:02,613
We're calling "TMI"
a newsmagazine?
1105
00:51:02,647 --> 00:51:05,716
People need to know
if Taylor Swift is happy.
1106
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:09,320
- I provide a public service for hundreds
of thousands-- - The public's grateful.
1107
00:51:09,354 --> 00:51:12,190
What did I tell you the day
after election night?
1108
00:51:12,224 --> 00:51:16,494
Friend to friend, I'd stop
coming after Will in the tabloids.
1109
00:51:16,528 --> 00:51:20,164
I told you to get him to
lighten up on the Tea Party
1110
00:51:20,199 --> 00:51:22,533
or a context
would be created
1111
00:51:22,568 --> 00:51:24,803
whereby his firing
would look reasonable.
1112
00:51:24,837 --> 00:51:27,572
- You need to hear me.
- I don't think I do.
1113
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:30,074
The 112th Congress
wasn't even seated
1114
00:51:30,108 --> 00:51:33,344
and he took the Tea Party out for
a walk on the 9/11 Responders Bill.
1115
00:51:33,379 --> 00:51:36,147
Congress, Democrats
and Republicans,
1116
00:51:36,182 --> 00:51:40,051
spent eight years using 9/11
as a justification
1117
00:51:40,085 --> 00:51:42,553
for everything from tax
cuts to a foreign invasion.
1118
00:51:42,588 --> 00:51:45,790
So Will questioned
their change of heart
1119
00:51:45,825 --> 00:51:48,393
when it came to the police
and firemen's unions.
1120
00:51:48,427 --> 00:51:50,595
You made them look
like hypocrites.
1121
00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,330
By rolling tape.
1122
00:51:52,364 --> 00:51:54,832
House Financial Services,
insider trading,
1123
00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:57,802
Keystone XL, Joe Walsh,
Allen West,
1124
00:51:57,837 --> 00:52:00,372
Paul Ryan, and who am
I forgetting?
1125
00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:04,242
Oh, yes.
Charles and David Koch.
1126
00:52:04,277 --> 00:52:05,644
Keep smiling.
1127
00:52:05,678 --> 00:52:08,580
We lost a couple of awfully
helpful tax loopholes
1128
00:52:08,614 --> 00:52:10,982
that were tailored
to assets overseas.
1129
00:52:11,016 --> 00:52:13,985
And the FCC won't even let us
bid on the coming spectrum auction
1130
00:52:14,019 --> 00:52:16,253
because they want a full
report on whether or not
1131
00:52:16,288 --> 00:52:19,456
we're skirting antitrust.
1132
00:52:19,491 --> 00:52:21,959
So what was your
request again?
1133
00:52:21,993 --> 00:52:24,595
You don't want to do this.
1134
00:52:24,629 --> 00:52:26,563
I don't.
1135
00:52:26,598 --> 00:52:28,632
I really don't.
1136
00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:30,701
But I have to
and I will.
1137
00:52:30,735 --> 00:52:34,071
And friend to friend,
1138
00:52:34,106 --> 00:52:37,174
you let him know that he
is one tabloid fuckup
1139
00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:40,477
and a ratings point away
from having his own podcast.
1140
00:52:41,713 --> 00:52:44,081
I have to make my plane.
1141
00:52:49,387 --> 00:52:51,789
Fly safe.
1142
00:53:05,937 --> 00:53:08,839
- Unless there's a rally--
- I'm sorry, I've got to--
1143
00:53:08,874 --> 00:53:10,508
- Listen.
- Sloan.
1144
00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:12,110
Unless there's a rally
in the next 90 minutes,
1145
00:53:12,144 --> 00:53:14,512
the Dow's gonna close
down about 2.5%,
1146
00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:16,815
S&P and NASDAQ will
close down 2.3.
1147
00:53:16,849 --> 00:53:18,917
- Let me tell you why.
- I don't own a lot of stock.
1148
00:53:18,952 --> 00:53:20,152
- Let me tell you why.
- I really can't--
1149
00:53:20,186 --> 00:53:21,553
Stop avoiding this!
1150
00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:23,555
I just got off the phone
with these guys.
1151
00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:25,891
Listen to these quotes.
These aren't from liberals.
1152
00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:28,961
These are hard-core Wall Street guys
who, whatever the world may think of them,
1153
00:53:28,995 --> 00:53:30,829
know what they're talking
about and so do I.
1154
00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:33,366
Jamie Dimon at Chase says,
1155
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,401
"Voting against raising the debt
ceiling would be a moral disaster."
1156
00:53:36,436 --> 00:53:40,139
The Barclays guys say, "This
debate is detached from reality."
1157
00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:44,110
My Goldman source says, "If the House
Republicans continue this debate,
1158
00:53:44,144 --> 00:53:45,978
I hope they're willing
to mark the end
1159
00:53:46,012 --> 00:53:49,148
of the dollar as a global
reserve currency."
1160
00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:51,367
Please notice that he
didn't say if the House
1161
00:53:51,368 --> 00:53:53,553
Republicans don't
raise the debt ceiling.
1162
00:53:53,587 --> 00:53:57,557
He said if the House
Republicans continue this debate.
1163
00:53:59,327 --> 00:54:02,061
That's all it takes.
Just the uncertainty.
1164
00:54:02,096 --> 00:54:06,099
That's why the Dow's gonna
close down 230 points today.
1165
00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:09,102
Because just the debate,
just the doubt,
1166
00:54:09,136 --> 00:54:11,804
just the possibility that the
House Majority might commit
1167
00:54:11,839 --> 00:54:14,173
the most self-inflicted
damage to the country
1168
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,576
since the secession
of the South
1169
00:54:16,610 --> 00:54:18,511
has caused billions
in value to disappear.
1170
00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:21,081
Sloan, I understand.
I swear to God I do.
1171
00:54:21,115 --> 00:54:22,849
But you can't say the same
thing in the C block?
1172
00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,918
Don't pretend you don't know that
most people watch 10 minutes of news.
1173
00:54:24,953 --> 00:54:26,720
- The first 10 minutes.
- The vote isn't until tomorrow night.
1174
00:54:26,754 --> 00:54:28,955
And it's only the first vote.
You said yourself it was cosmetic.
1175
00:54:28,990 --> 00:54:30,157
Why do we have
to feature it tonight?
1176
00:54:30,191 --> 00:54:31,425
We should have been
featuring it weeks ago.
1177
00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:33,727
Why do we have to
feature it tonight?
1178
00:54:33,761 --> 00:54:35,896
To give time for the people
to call their congressmen
1179
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,964
and say, "If you fuck
with the full faith
1180
00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:40,066
and credit of the US
Treasury, you're fired."
1181
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,470
To give time for the people to jam the
phone lines of the district offices.
1182
00:54:43,504 --> 00:54:45,906
To give the people
time to say,
1183
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:48,008
"I'm a fiscal
conservative
1184
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:51,513
and you've got to put the pin
back in the grenade right now."
1185
00:54:51,547 --> 00:54:54,082
That's why.
1186
00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:59,054
I'm gonna do
everything I can.
1187
00:54:59,088 --> 00:55:01,389
Please do.
1188
00:55:06,995 --> 00:55:08,729
Don't worry about it.
1189
00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,965
She's just frustrated because
she can't get the word out
1190
00:55:10,999 --> 00:55:13,634
that this is a global
emergency unless you let her.
1191
00:55:15,503 --> 00:55:18,372
Appreciate your
clearing that up.
1192
00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:21,308
You know what, Mackenzie?
1193
00:55:21,342 --> 00:55:24,144
I'm not the one
who put me here.
1194
00:55:24,178 --> 00:55:27,213
Say what you want about me,
but I wouldn't have done that.
1195
00:55:40,328 --> 00:55:41,828
Does Will have the questions?
1196
00:55:41,863 --> 00:55:43,964
Tess is giving him
some cards now.
1197
00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:49,802
- Is that lighting okay for you?
- Yeah.
1198
00:55:49,837 --> 00:55:51,971
- How are we Chyroning her?
- I was gonna ask you.
1199
00:55:52,006 --> 00:55:55,275
Figure it out later.
1200
00:55:59,447 --> 00:56:01,481
- Sandy.
- Yes?
1201
00:56:01,515 --> 00:56:04,451
My name's Mackenzie.
I'm the executive--
1202
00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:08,422
I'm the executive producer
of "News Night."
1203
00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:10,291
- Can you hear me okay?
- Yes.
1204
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,227
Okay. Thanks for being patient with us.
1205
00:56:13,262 --> 00:56:16,131
Will's just throwing on
a jacket and tie
1206
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:18,066
and we'll be able
to do this.
1207
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:21,169
- Real easy.
- You got it.
1208
00:56:31,614 --> 00:56:33,949
Hi, I'm a big fan.
1209
00:56:33,983 --> 00:56:36,418
- Hmm?
- I'm Sandy.
1210
00:56:36,453 --> 00:56:38,420
How do you do?
1211
00:56:38,455 --> 00:56:41,223
- Are we ready for
the pre-tape? - Yeah.
1212
00:56:41,258 --> 00:56:42,959
- Just count me down.
- Will.
1213
00:56:42,993 --> 00:56:45,294
Yes, I'm sure
I want to do this.
1214
00:56:45,329 --> 00:56:49,098
God, please give me a sign I'm
not doing a big thing badly.
1215
00:56:56,006 --> 00:56:57,173
We just lost power.
1216
00:56:57,207 --> 00:56:59,642
The whole
building just lost power.
1217
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:02,445
I didn't know He
had that kind of comic timing.
1218
00:57:05,383 --> 00:57:07,818
♪ I was blinded
by the devil ♪
1219
00:57:07,853 --> 00:57:09,620
♪ Born already ruined ♪
1220
00:57:09,655 --> 00:57:13,290
♪ Stone-cold dead
as I stepped out of the womb ♪
1221
00:57:13,325 --> 00:57:15,059
♪ By His grace
I have been touched ♪
1222
00:57:15,093 --> 00:57:17,027
♪ By His word
I have been healed ♪
1223
00:57:17,062 --> 00:57:18,896
♪ By His hand
I've been delivered ♪
1224
00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:20,731
♪ By His spirit
I've been sealed ♪
1225
00:57:20,765 --> 00:57:23,466
♪ I've been saved ♪
1226
00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:26,102
♪ By the blood
of the lamb ♪
1227
00:57:28,339 --> 00:57:30,773
♪ Saved ♪
1228
00:57:30,807 --> 00:57:33,676
♪ By the blood
of the lamb ♪
1229
00:57:35,879 --> 00:57:37,746
♪ I'm so glad ♪
1230
00:57:39,282 --> 00:57:41,383
♪ I'm so glad ♪
1231
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:45,020
♪ All right,
I'm so glad ♪
1232
00:57:47,024 --> 00:57:49,058
♪ So glad ♪
1233
00:57:50,293 --> 00:57:53,095
♪ Want to thank
You, Lord ♪
1234
00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:55,964
♪ I just want to
thank You, Lord ♪
1235
00:57:55,999 --> 00:57:57,666
♪ Yes, I do ♪
1236
00:57:57,701 --> 00:57:59,935
♪ I want to
thank You, Lord ♪
1237
00:58:01,504 --> 00:58:03,572
♪ Thank You, Lord ♪
1238
00:58:04,807 --> 00:58:06,841
♪ Oh, thank You, Lord ♪
1239
00:58:06,876 --> 00:58:10,345
♪ I just want to
thank You, Lord. ♪
1240
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,600
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