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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,187 In roughly 90 minutes, 2 00:00:02,222 --> 00:00:03,757 you're going to get an email telling you to get to work. 3 00:00:03,791 --> 00:00:05,492 I'm just establishing my credibility. 4 00:00:05,526 --> 00:00:07,394 Why do you need me to believe you're credible? 5 00:00:09,498 --> 00:00:11,767 - So you're with the NSA. - I am. 6 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:13,268 What if I told you that Bin Laden 7 00:00:13,303 --> 00:00:15,437 wasn't the only story we got tonight? 8 00:00:15,471 --> 00:00:17,439 You gotta ask the Tea Party about the debt ceiling. 9 00:00:17,473 --> 00:00:18,807 Are you aware of the consequences, 10 00:00:18,841 --> 00:00:20,876 the immediate global consequences, 11 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,211 of the US defaulting on its loan payments? 12 00:00:23,246 --> 00:00:25,547 I'm having trouble hearing you. 13 00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:28,883 Mackenzie McHale and Will McAvoy used to be a couple. 14 00:00:28,917 --> 00:00:30,118 Ask me how I know they were a couple, 15 00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:32,086 - because this is a wild story. - The email. 16 00:00:32,121 --> 00:00:33,721 Mackenzie McHale sent a mass email 17 00:00:33,755 --> 00:00:35,256 to every employee of AWM 18 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:37,825 - saying that she had cheated on Will. - Let's move on. 19 00:00:37,859 --> 00:00:41,262 He's gonna tone it down or I'm gonna fire him. 20 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:43,598 You'd manufacture a reason to do it? 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Sync and corrected by www.addic7ed.com 22 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:18,800 The Newsroom 23 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Season 1, Episode 8 The Blackout, Part 1: Tragedy Porn 24 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,619 I know maybe a dozen reporters, guys you know, too, 25 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,254 who tell me they've been pitching you this story 26 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,690 for almost a year with no luck. 27 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,026 Yeah, I'm not crazy about being interviewed in print. 28 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,796 Print journalists play it fast and loose with exclamation points. 29 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:45,933 I love the news becomes I love the news! 30 00:02:45,968 --> 00:02:47,735 Suddenly I'm deranged. 31 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,737 - So why now? - Huh? 32 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:51,139 Why are you agreeing to this piece now? 33 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:53,809 - Don't happen to have a cigarette? - No. 34 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:55,677 - Why now? - Ah, right here. 35 00:02:55,712 --> 00:02:57,879 Why do you want this now? 36 00:02:57,914 --> 00:03:01,183 I want some sort of document about what we've been trying to do here. 37 00:03:01,217 --> 00:03:03,585 Like the king at the end of "Camelot" 38 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:06,354 telling the boy to run behind the lines from village to village 39 00:03:06,389 --> 00:03:08,056 telling people about, you know... 40 00:03:08,091 --> 00:03:09,358 - Camelot. - Yeah. 41 00:03:09,392 --> 00:03:11,360 I'm asking why you reached out to me. 44 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:18,483 You haven't lost your touch for complimenting 45 00:03:18,484 --> 00:03:20,201 and insulting someone at the same time. 46 00:03:20,235 --> 00:03:21,602 Thank you. I appreciate it. 47 00:03:21,637 --> 00:03:23,204 But it wasn't meant as an insult, Brian. 48 00:03:23,238 --> 00:03:25,139 Your life's been in newsmagazines, 49 00:03:25,173 --> 00:03:27,041 - and newsmagazines aren't... - I know. 50 00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:28,909 ...as many pages long as they used to be. 51 00:03:28,944 --> 00:03:30,311 What kind of access are we talking about? 52 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:32,747 Here's what I'll offer. You spend a few days here, 53 00:03:32,782 --> 00:03:35,083 talk to whoever you want, but it's all off the record. 54 00:03:35,117 --> 00:03:37,018 - Not even background. - What good does that do me? 55 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:39,354 If I like how it feels, then we go ahead. 56 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:42,057 But I still get to tell you what can retroactively 57 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,458 go on the record from the tryout period. 58 00:03:43,492 --> 00:03:46,160 - You're asking me to audition? - Yeah. 59 00:03:46,195 --> 00:03:47,595 Why would I do that? 60 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:49,164 I can think of some reasons. 61 00:03:49,198 --> 00:03:51,967 Four years ago, you were on the masthead at "Newsweek," 62 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:53,935 turning out 10 cover stories a year 63 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:55,870 and spending Sunday mornings on TV. 64 00:03:55,905 --> 00:03:57,439 Today you have a blog. 65 00:03:57,473 --> 00:03:59,274 Your fucking disdain for the Internet-- 66 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:01,809 Is matched only by your fucking disdain for the Internet. 67 00:04:01,844 --> 00:04:04,278 You took a buyout when "Newsweek" was sold to IAC 68 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:07,948 and rolled the money into a start-up, thinking you'd be the next Huffington Post. 69 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:09,115 How'd it work out? 70 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,584 We filed for bankruptcy. 71 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,619 The "Sunday Times Magazine," "Vanity Fair," 72 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,988 "GQ," "The New Republic," "The Atlantic"-- 73 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,924 everybody's offered the cover and I get to pick the writer. 74 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,360 I'm going with "New York Magazine" and you. 75 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:23,330 So, you okay with the audition? 76 00:04:23,365 --> 00:04:25,266 Are you prepared to talk about your Republicanism? 77 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,968 You say that like I've got polio. 78 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:28,503 Are you prepared to talk about having polio? 79 00:04:28,537 --> 00:04:32,340 I grew up in a town outside of town outside Lincoln, Nebraska. 80 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:33,875 My hometown was a road. 81 00:04:33,909 --> 00:04:36,444 I was a college freshman before I met a Democrat. 82 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:39,348 What about our history? 83 00:04:39,382 --> 00:04:42,718 Brian, your problem with me back in the day 84 00:04:42,752 --> 00:04:45,120 was that I was a moderate, sane Republican 85 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:48,657 who refused to take a position on anything for fear I would lose viewers. 86 00:04:48,692 --> 00:04:50,993 Just as moderate, sane Republicans on the Hill 87 00:04:51,027 --> 00:04:53,795 refuse to take a position for fear they'll lose primary voters. 88 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:56,999 I had a nightly rundown that went out of its way to avoid reporting the news. 89 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:59,301 And then Mackenzie McHale came along 90 00:04:59,335 --> 00:05:01,636 and I'm attacking my own party 91 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,471 for not standing up to its attackers. 92 00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:06,307 Isn't that what you wanted me to do back when you were calling me a coward? 93 00:05:06,341 --> 00:05:08,442 Yeah, but that's not the history I'm talking about 94 00:05:08,477 --> 00:05:11,445 and you already knew that, so please stop fucking around with me. 95 00:05:14,049 --> 00:05:16,518 One parenthetical sentence in the second graph. 96 00:05:16,552 --> 00:05:19,154 "Full disclosure. I've been a friend of Mackenzie McHale's 97 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,055 - since the late '90s." - And you? 98 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,591 An email went to 178,000 people 99 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,526 and was reported on our own morning show. 100 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,295 That's all you know and that's all you'll report. 101 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,531 That's fine with me. But that's the last time 102 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:33,166 you'll tell me what I will or won't report. 103 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,436 - I'm not your stenographer. - Do we have a deal? 104 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,572 Yeah, now why do you need someone to run from village to village? 105 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,107 Is something about to happen to Camelot? 106 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,408 Maybe. 107 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,978 First, you have to learn what our whole philosophy is. 108 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,815 Hang out, we'll talk later. I have to go to a meeting with Reese Lansing. 109 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,917 What's it about? 110 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:53,087 Suspending our whole philosophy. 111 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:55,289 Good to see you again, Brian. 112 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,128 He should be here any minute. 113 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,300 Sorry I'm late. 114 00:06:07,335 --> 00:06:09,470 All right, I'm not gonna tell you what to put on the air. 115 00:06:09,504 --> 00:06:11,872 You're not allowed to tell us what to put on the air. 116 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:15,241 So I'm just gonna tell you the facts. 117 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:18,077 You got mugged last week. You got bludgeoned. 118 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,081 - It's Casey Anthony. - Hang on, wait. She may just be right. 119 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,283 - We knew we'd take a small hit. - There's nothing small. 120 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,886 Let me just give you the facts and then invite you to draw your own conclusion. 121 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,824 Nancy Grace averages 283,000 viewers on HLN. 122 00:06:29,858 --> 00:06:31,792 Her time period competitor "News Night" 123 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:34,195 averages 960,000. 124 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:37,732 One week ago, HLN begins coverage of the Casey Anthony trial 125 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:41,703 and Nancy's audience increases to 1.5 million viewers 126 00:06:41,737 --> 00:06:44,138 while "News Night"'s audience drops to 460,000, 127 00:06:44,173 --> 00:06:47,275 sending you from second to fifth place in the course of five days. 128 00:06:47,309 --> 00:06:50,145 A feat I previously thought was only accomplishable 129 00:06:50,179 --> 00:06:52,914 by the New York Mets. 130 00:06:52,948 --> 00:06:56,017 Whose idea was it to not cover the Casey Anthony trial? 131 00:06:56,051 --> 00:06:57,752 It was mine. 132 00:06:57,786 --> 00:06:59,921 I think the three of you should have a vaudeville act. 133 00:06:59,955 --> 00:07:02,857 I'm not kidding. I'm gonna send you on a fucking tour. 134 00:07:02,892 --> 00:07:05,026 It was hers. 135 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:08,329 Mackenzie, I've never seen a more vivid picture of why viewers left, 136 00:07:08,364 --> 00:07:09,864 where they went to, and why. 137 00:07:09,898 --> 00:07:11,065 You said why twice. 138 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,034 You chose not to work for PBS. 139 00:07:13,068 --> 00:07:16,170 You chose not to work for NPR. You have a ratings obligation. 140 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:18,039 No, you have a ratings obligation. 141 00:07:18,073 --> 00:07:19,807 You're in business with the advertisers. 142 00:07:19,842 --> 00:07:21,609 I'm in business with the viewers. 143 00:07:21,643 --> 00:07:23,244 You just lost their business. 144 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:30,551 That's all. 145 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:33,286 Do what you want with the information. 146 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,659 I'll not be taken down by this psychotic cocktail waitress. 147 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,795 That's right, we just keep playing our game, wait it out and just... 148 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,530 How long can the trial go on? 149 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,665 I've seen the witness list. It'll run around six weeks 150 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,734 plus summations plus deliberation. 151 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,703 - We'll never make it. - That's right, so-- 152 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,905 wait, when you said we wouldn't be taken down 153 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,573 by this psychotic cocktail waitress, 154 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,409 did you mean we weren't gonna cave or that we were? 155 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,379 - You're gonna cover Casey Anthony. - Bullshit we are. 156 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:02,248 We have the three-day weekend to gear up for it. 157 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,852 - Charlie. - Starting Tuesday, you'll lead with her in the A block. 158 00:08:05,887 --> 00:08:09,023 Give it 15 minutes and a five-minute reset on the half hour. 159 00:08:09,057 --> 00:08:10,891 Seriously, I can't tell if you're joking or-- 160 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:12,159 - Did you just hear those numbers? - Yes. 161 00:08:12,194 --> 00:08:14,828 Half our audience changed the channel in one week. 162 00:08:14,863 --> 00:08:16,697 - I understand. - Do you? 163 00:08:16,731 --> 00:08:19,734 - Do I understand math? - Do you understand that it's unprecedented? 164 00:08:19,768 --> 00:08:21,602 I'm not gonna argue with you when Will can do it for me. 165 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:24,138 He's never gonna go for this. Tell him. 166 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:27,641 Have marketing promo the living shit out of Casey Anthony. 167 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,411 - Oh, my God. - Rename the show "Casey Anthony Night with Casey Anthony." 168 00:08:30,445 --> 00:08:32,280 - Will, hang on. - Right here on the Casey Anthony Network. 169 00:08:32,314 --> 00:08:34,182 - Mac. - 'Cause any second I'm going to wake up 170 00:08:34,216 --> 00:08:37,452 and be back in a room with Don Quixote and the mission to civilize. 171 00:08:37,486 --> 00:08:39,721 - Listen to me. - No. How many drinks were thrown in your face 172 00:08:39,755 --> 00:08:41,456 because you didn't think people should be watching 173 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:43,725 "The Real Morons of South Beach" or whatever the hell it's called? 174 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:46,127 - It's not the same thing. - It's exactly the same thing. 175 00:08:46,162 --> 00:08:48,563 It's just worse. A child is dead. 176 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:51,466 A very troubled young mother either did or didn't murder her. 177 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,634 Her parents are waiting to find out if their daughter's going to get the needle. 178 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:56,804 So thank God for TiVo, otherwise we wouldn't be able to sit down-- 179 00:08:56,838 --> 00:09:00,007 - It's news. - Yeah, say that three times and click your heels. 180 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,576 It's entertainment. 181 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,245 And it's just-- just this side of a snuff film. 182 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:06,147 - Sit down, Mac. - No, I don't want to sit. 183 00:09:06,181 --> 00:09:08,583 - Do it anyway, please. - 15 at the top, that's a quarter of the show. 184 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,451 - Mac. - And five at the bottom for a reset? 185 00:09:10,486 --> 00:09:12,153 Please sit! 186 00:09:14,157 --> 00:09:16,324 - Think I like it? - I know you don't. 187 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:19,027 It makes me sick. There isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky. 188 00:09:19,062 --> 00:09:21,263 Okay? We're in the same place on this. 189 00:09:21,297 --> 00:09:24,867 So let's be in the same place on this. 190 00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:26,402 We've had ratings dips before. 191 00:09:26,437 --> 00:09:28,805 First of all, not like this. Nothing like this. 192 00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:32,009 Second, I want the debate. The three of us have talked about a new debate format 193 00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:35,146 for months and we're not going to be able to do it if they don't give us a debate. 194 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,948 - I just really-- - They're not gonna give us a debate 195 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:39,250 if we're in fifth place. I want the debate. 196 00:09:39,285 --> 00:09:41,118 I want to fundamentally change the way 197 00:09:41,153 --> 00:09:42,987 we interview presidential candidates for their job. 198 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,955 If that means we have to be Jerry Springer 199 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:46,790 for a few weeks, I'm willing to pay that price. 200 00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:49,693 When the going gets tough, the two of you really man up. 201 00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:52,263 Then go with your principles, Mac, but know 202 00:09:52,297 --> 00:09:54,565 a ratings hit like this is all Leona needs 203 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:58,202 to fire Will without having to explain why. 204 00:10:08,348 --> 00:10:11,150 - All right. - You'll do it as classy as you can. 205 00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:14,120 I'll have Will wear a top hat and monocle 206 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,123 while he's showing pictures of the wet T-shirt contest. 207 00:10:20,861 --> 00:10:23,129 I'm sorry about the outburst in there. 208 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,932 Yeah, I'm not sure it was all about Casey Anthony. 209 00:10:27,301 --> 00:10:30,103 - How did it go? - He's doing it. 210 00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:32,072 Then he has to disclose that we were-- 211 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:34,307 I told him one parenthetical in the second graph. 212 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,575 That's it. 213 00:10:35,609 --> 00:10:37,544 He needs to be seen as a heavyweight again, Mac. 214 00:10:37,578 --> 00:10:39,512 He's not gonna write a tell-all. You're fine. 215 00:10:42,216 --> 00:10:44,183 Murrow did "Person to Person." 216 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:46,452 Celebrity interviews. It was a deal with Paley. 217 00:10:46,486 --> 00:10:48,187 One for them, one for him. 218 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:49,955 He interviewed Liberace, Mac, 219 00:10:49,989 --> 00:10:52,357 just so he could keep going after McCarthy. 220 00:10:52,392 --> 00:10:54,726 Those were puff pieces. This is poison. 221 00:10:54,761 --> 00:10:58,329 If we're gonna do this, let's not pretend we're not doing this. 222 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,601 - Jim Harper. - Hey. 223 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:05,203 - Brian Brenner. - I know. 224 00:11:05,237 --> 00:11:07,739 I wasn't sure if you remembered. It's been a few years. 225 00:11:07,773 --> 00:11:09,808 Sure. It's good to see you. 226 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,710 Are you looking at BigGoverment.com? 227 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,345 - Yeah. - Don't make me write 228 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:16,682 that you're using Andrew Breitbart to research this show. 229 00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:19,685 No, we're gonna be doing a mock debate at the end of next week. 230 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:23,990 - A mock debate? - The RNC is looking at Will to possibly host a debate, 231 00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,793 and Will and Mac have an idea for a new debate format. 232 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,929 We want to show them, so we're each playing a candidate 233 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:32,266 and we're gonna do a mock debate on Michele Bachmann, so... 234 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,601 - Andrew Breitbart. - Yeah. 235 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:35,903 Tell me about this new debate format you guys want. 236 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:40,709 You know, I'm not really sure what I'm allowed to talk to you about yet. 237 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,877 Do you mind if we wait until I get some instructions? 238 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,212 - Sure. - Thanks. 239 00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:51,086 Hey. 240 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,354 - Hey. - I heard you were here. 241 00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:53,722 You're not getting out of town for the weekend? 242 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,390 - Nope. How about you? - Yeah. 243 00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:58,193 I'm going to a think tank conference outside Baltimore. 244 00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:00,562 The Institute For Capital Studies and Economic Growth. 245 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,365 - It's gonna be a raver. - I think it's called a rager. 246 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:04,933 - Are you sure? - No. 247 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:07,669 It's either a rave or a rager or a raver. 248 00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,338 Don't think the Institute For Capital Studies 249 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:10,973 and Economic Growth's gonna be any of them. 250 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:12,541 So I stopped in to give you a heads up. 251 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:13,976 I might need a couple extra minutes Tuesday night. 252 00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,745 I don't think I can give it to you. 253 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,913 The House is going to vote up or down on increasing the debt ceiling. 254 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:20,249 - It's a cosmetic vote, but-- - If it's a cosmetic vote, why-- 255 00:12:20,284 --> 00:12:22,485 It's news because first of all, it'll be the first time 256 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,553 in history the House lets the US default on its debt. 257 00:12:24,588 --> 00:12:26,556 But moreover, it'll be the first shot 258 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,157 in the beginning of a very reckless, 259 00:12:28,192 --> 00:12:31,961 extremely dangerous partisan fight that could end in catastrophe. 260 00:12:31,995 --> 00:12:33,796 - Let me explain. - I can't give you the time. 261 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:36,498 - If Congress doesn't raise-- - I can't give you the extra time. 262 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:39,969 Starting Tuesday, I have to cover Casey Anthony. 263 00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:43,489 - I really liked that we weren't doing that. 264 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,040 I really liked it, too. 265 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,209 By putting the debt ceiling vote in the A block, we'd be sending-- 266 00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:50,646 I can't, Sloan. We lost half our audience last week. 267 00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:53,148 That's not hyperbole. That's an actual number. 268 00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,952 - Half our audience went to HLN at 8:00. - Half? 269 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:58,487 If we don't bring them home this week, we'll have lost most of them for good 270 00:12:58,522 --> 00:13:00,789 and we could lose the debate. 271 00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,758 Kenzie, I'm not just trying to get more airtime. 272 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,159 This is an incredibly important-- 273 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:07,695 I had 42 and a half minutes to work with. 274 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:09,330 I now have 22 and a half. 275 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:10,898 Do you know how you're gonna budget the 22 and a half? 276 00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:12,233 Do you know what Tuesday's news is? 277 00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,635 We want the debate. That's the prize. 278 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,038 Those guys are studying on a Friday night of a three-day weekend. 279 00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:20,340 - Okay, next question. - Congresswoman Bachmann, 280 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,743 you're a proponent of reforming Social Security and Medicare. 281 00:13:23,777 --> 00:13:25,812 Can you give us some details of the reforms you have in mind? 282 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,915 I'd start by reducing benefits for all but current recipients 283 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,017 as part of an effort to reduce the federal deficit. 284 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,853 I'd like to add that President Obama has already transferred 285 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:37,056 over $500 billion out of Medicare and into Obamacare, 286 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,958 which I will repeal on my first day in office. 287 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,860 Ms. Bachmann, are you aware that presidents can't repeal laws? 288 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:45,364 I, Jim, am aware of that, but... 289 00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:46,699 Where are you getting the quote? 290 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:49,468 BigGovernment.com. It's right here. 291 00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:53,105 - Hmm. - What? 292 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:56,809 Anthony Weiner's Twitter account got hacked. 293 00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:59,144 - Can I suggest a way to turn lemons into lemonade? - Sure. 294 00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:01,846 First you squeeze the juice from the lemons. Then add sugar and water. 295 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,197 And you're not really into this joke, so I'm 296 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:04,515 just going to say what I really wanted to say. 297 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,618 The Casey Anthony story actually gives us a chance to show 298 00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:09,720 how important the debt ceiling story is if we lead 299 00:14:09,754 --> 00:14:11,254 with the debt ceiling instead of Casey Anthony. 300 00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:13,156 When do you have to go to your raver? 301 00:14:13,191 --> 00:14:14,824 - I've got plenty of time. - Tea, can I have another? 302 00:14:14,859 --> 00:14:17,227 - Yeah. - Hey, how about Brian Brenner? 303 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:19,162 I've been reading him for years and didn't know what he looked like. 304 00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:20,698 - He's cute. - Yeah. 305 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,099 - Is he single? - He is. 306 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,533 - Are you interested? - Nope. 307 00:14:23,568 --> 00:14:26,570 That's contempt prior to investigation. 308 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,239 No, it's contempt after thorough investigation. 309 00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:30,874 - You dated him? - I did. 310 00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:34,278 - When? - About six years ago. 311 00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:35,445 That's-- wait. 312 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,414 - That's-- - Yeah. 313 00:14:39,084 --> 00:14:41,652 Six years ago, you were with the guy you were with before Will. 314 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,155 Yeah. 315 00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:47,926 - But that would-- - Oh, my God, Sloan. 316 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,661 It's like the land where time stands still. 317 00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:52,298 Brian Brenner is the guy I cheated on Will with. 318 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,637 I'd been with Will for a year and Brian started calling me again. 319 00:14:57,672 --> 00:14:59,939 - Wow. - Yeah. 320 00:14:59,974 --> 00:15:02,075 - Why would he do the piece? - Brian? 321 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,109 - Yeah. - He needs a cover story. 322 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,710 And why would Will have Brian do the piece? 323 00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:07,179 That's a perfectly fair question to which I have no answer. 324 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,949 This is really messed up. 325 00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:13,986 Look, I'll do my best to find you the time you need for the story. 326 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:16,789 We just need to hope there's no new piece of nonsense 327 00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:19,424 I have to jam into my 22 minutes 328 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,059 of Short Attention Span Theater. 329 00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:22,961 Anthony Weiner accidently tweeted 330 00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,530 a picture of his groin to 40,000 followers. 331 00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:32,470 And I don't consider it that big a federal offense, 332 00:15:32,504 --> 00:15:35,073 but people want to pay attention to it and I guess I get it. 333 00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,908 When you're named Weiner, it kind of goes with the territory. 334 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,877 Have you ever taken a picture like this of yourself? 335 00:15:38,911 --> 00:15:41,345 I can tell you this, that there are-- 336 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,014 I have photographs. 337 00:15:43,049 --> 00:15:45,517 I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me. 338 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,320 I don't know what things have been manipulated and doctored. 339 00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:51,423 And we're gonna try to find out what happened. 340 00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:54,326 But the most important reason I want to find out what happened is to make sure... 341 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,495 Weiner, McAvoy. Call me. 342 00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:58,630 You're getting terrible advice. 343 00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:03,034 Well, the choices are to do something or to do nothing. 344 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:06,503 If we do nothing, then the audience turns to the nearest guy doing something. 345 00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,739 What exactly would our report be? 346 00:16:08,774 --> 00:16:10,841 That he's not answering questions very well? 347 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,876 - I don't know. Give me three minutes. - To report what? 348 00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:15,845 I don't know. But if I do nothing, it's gonna look like I'm protecting a liberal. 349 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,648 Since when did we start caring about what it looks like instead of what it is? 350 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:21,284 Reports on the Tea Party won't have credibility if we're not balanced. 351 00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:24,687 Will, you're the one who said that balance 352 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:27,056 for its own sake doesn't have any place in reporting. 353 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:30,826 One from column A and one from column B is bullshit. 354 00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:34,797 And boorish behavior isn't the same as taking the US Treasury hostage. 355 00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:38,033 And when the RNC boys come here on Friday, they won't see it the same way. 356 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,836 And you'll explain to them we don't care that he's sexting. 357 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:43,839 - We care how he votes. - And they'll understand, give us the debate, 358 00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:47,209 let us use the format we want, and we'll all go out for chocolate milk shakes. 359 00:16:47,243 --> 00:16:50,645 Three minutes in the B block, please, after Casey Anthony. 360 00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,513 Okay. 361 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,549 I know it seems like a story that only affects 362 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:58,519 300,000 people in Queens, but since there's sex involved, 363 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:01,022 we can't deny its national importance. 364 00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:04,893 Especially since we don't know all or even any of the facts. 365 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:10,233 Three minutes. I assume you want the pictures. 366 00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:13,369 Good meeting. 367 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:21,211 I'm pretty familiar with that tone of voice. 368 00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:24,015 - I guess you are, too? - I am. 369 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,554 No one's been hitting the Tea Party as hard as you've been. 370 00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:32,757 - Certainly no Republican. - That's not true. 371 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,459 David Frum, Mark McKinnon, Alan Simpson, 372 00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:36,794 Steve Schmidt, Andrew Sullivan. 373 00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,896 Okay, but none of them work for Leona Lansing. 374 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,132 I don't know. I think everybody works for Leona Lansing. 375 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:44,936 She can't be happy that you're beating up people AWM needs on the Hill. 376 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,472 I'm really not an expert on what does or doesn't make Leona happy. 377 00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:49,607 Has she ever asked you to tone it down? 378 00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:51,943 I'm not doing your reporting for you, Brian. 379 00:17:51,977 --> 00:17:54,479 I'm doing my reporting myself. I'm asking you a question. 380 00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:58,083 I'm not commenting on or off the record about either Leona or Reese Lansing. 381 00:17:58,117 --> 00:18:01,320 - Does she want you fired? - If she wanted me fired, I'd be fired. 382 00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:03,355 All she has to do is buy my contract, 383 00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:05,490 which she can do with the money under her sofa cushion. 384 00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:07,526 But then she'd have to explain why she was firing 385 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,829 the second most watched anchor on cable 386 00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:11,764 and she can't do that. 387 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,567 Is it a coincidence that the tabloid stories about you 388 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:15,935 started right after the election? 389 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,971 I don't know. 390 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:21,073 Do you think she's using her own tabloid magazine 391 00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:22,608 to manufacture a reason to fire you? 392 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,743 That would be a smart way to do it. 393 00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,912 And, of course, if you lost half your audience 394 00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:29,881 because your show was too highbrow to cover Casey Anthony, 395 00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,650 she wouldn't even need to work that hard to do it. 396 00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:35,353 Firing an anchor for losing half his audience isn't unreasonable, 397 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:36,888 if that's what you're asking. 398 00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:38,923 It wasn't and you know it. 399 00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:44,028 You're trying to get me to write this story without your fingerprints on it. 400 00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:48,332 AWM has to do business with Congress and you're making it much harder. 401 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,368 Leona wants you fired, but can't do it unless she can explain it. 402 00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:53,970 She's hoping the tabloid stories build to a critical mass 403 00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:56,539 or that your ratings tank. 404 00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:59,175 Say something if I'm wrong, say nothing if I'm right. 405 00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:05,383 For what it's worth, I'd cave, too. 406 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,920 No serious journalist would ever agree 407 00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,455 to the demands I made on Friday. 408 00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,890 So for what it's worth, you already did. 409 00:19:16,162 --> 00:19:18,030 Are you ready to answer questions about the newsletter? 410 00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:20,666 - I haven't read it. - The mock debate's Friday. 411 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,102 No, I'm being Ron Paul right now. I didn't write it. 412 00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:24,337 I've never read it. I've never heard it. 413 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,472 It's got my name on it, I've made money from it. 414 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:29,008 The newsletters would get a standing ovation at a Klan rally, 415 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,110 but you should stop asking me questions about them. 416 00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,212 - You need a better answer. - He needs a better answer. 417 00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,882 Tell you what question I'd start off with. 418 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,151 - Congresswoman Bachmann. - Yes? 419 00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:41,020 You've said that you were told to run for president by God. 420 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,855 - Please, I don't-- - You have, right? 421 00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:46,124 You've said on a number of occasions that God told you to run for president. 422 00:19:46,159 --> 00:19:48,293 I have some clips here if you'd like me to refresh your memory. 423 00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,027 - Nope, my memory is fresh. - Here's my question. 424 00:19:50,062 --> 00:19:51,896 - Good. - What does God's voice sound like? 425 00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,465 I'm completely serious. 426 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:57,234 She's saying that God spoke directly to her. 427 00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:58,936 How is this not the first question asked in a debate? 428 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,705 How's it not the only question? 429 00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:03,475 What does His voice sound like? 430 00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:06,512 What did He say exactly word for word? 431 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:10,316 Did He speak in Hebrew? Acadian? Kiswahili-Bantu? 432 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:14,053 And to put it in a medical context, is this the first time you've heard voices? 433 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,322 She's claiming to be a prophet. 434 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,391 The whole world is sitting on the edge of their seat. 435 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,894 How is this not the first question we'll ask? 436 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,830 First of all, can you stop pointing at me and saying she and her? 437 00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:25,999 You're the one who wanted to play a woman. 438 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,601 But tell me why that question is out of line. 439 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:30,271 Because it's not the best way to demonstrate seriousness of intent 440 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,273 and it's not the best way not to insult people. 441 00:20:32,307 --> 00:20:35,042 - Which people? - Christians. 83% of the country. 442 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:37,512 I'm one of them. And she's insulting me. 443 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,447 Please, stop pointing at me when you are-- 444 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,384 Relax, J. Edgar. She's insulting me, 445 00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:45,287 she's insulting my family, she's insulting my congregation, 446 00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:46,722 and she's insulting my faith. 447 00:20:46,756 --> 00:20:49,024 She's implying that Christians are imbeciles 448 00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:51,394 who will believe anything while reducing God 449 00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:54,063 to a party hack who endorses political candidates. 450 00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:57,400 Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is the first time since Moses 451 00:20:57,435 --> 00:21:00,704 that God has given direct instructions to someone other than His son. 452 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:03,006 But if so, I think it deserves a follow-up. 453 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,342 We're not going to get the debate if we're mocking their candidates. 454 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:07,577 The whole point of the new debate format 455 00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:09,446 is to compel the candidates to tell the truth 456 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,582 and make them responsible for their own rhetoric 457 00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:14,317 by asking tougher questions than a Match.com profile. 458 00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:17,954 If she knows what God wants, then I'm voting for her. 459 00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,990 If she doesn't, she should stop saying so. 460 00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:22,192 I'm not attacking Christians. I'm defending them. 461 00:21:22,226 --> 00:21:24,127 - All right. - Just a moment, please. 462 00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:27,030 - What? - I'm standing up for the tens of millions of Christians 463 00:21:27,064 --> 00:21:30,433 who are tired of being represented by having our identity-- 464 00:21:30,468 --> 00:21:32,369 there's been an identity theft. 465 00:21:32,403 --> 00:21:34,571 That's it. That's the one I want. 466 00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,475 I think you already know that starting tonight, 467 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,777 we're leading with Casey Anthony. 468 00:21:40,811 --> 00:21:43,279 Does anyone have a problem with that? 469 00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:46,249 All right, well, we lost almost half a million viewers 470 00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:47,917 to Nancy Grace last week. 471 00:21:47,951 --> 00:21:49,852 Does anyone still have a problem with it? 472 00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:53,422 We're gonna clear out some of these stories to make room. 473 00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:57,392 "Senate obstruction become worst in US history." 474 00:21:57,426 --> 00:21:59,494 That's a report by the Alliance For Justice. 475 00:21:59,529 --> 00:22:02,498 The Senate's confirmed a smaller percentage of Obama's judicial appointees 476 00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:04,399 than any other Senate and any other president. 477 00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:06,802 No reason to care about that. 478 00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:10,172 "Job situation dire, new stimulus needed." 479 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,108 This Congress ran on jobs, but they're focused on debt. 480 00:22:13,143 --> 00:22:16,578 According to the payroll company ADP-- 481 00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:19,214 I just solved unemployment. 482 00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:22,618 "AFL-CIO sours on Obama." 483 00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,816 We've got an analyst lined up to give a report card 484 00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:26,184 on Obama's union relationship. 485 00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:28,519 Will the AFL-CIO still be sour on him tomorrow? 486 00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:31,756 - I don't know. - Let's find out. 487 00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:35,426 All right, to give us a crash course in how best 488 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,561 to exploit this tragedy and to erase all boundaries 489 00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:39,663 of what should be used as entertainment, 490 00:22:39,697 --> 00:22:43,266 I've enlisted the help of a master of the dark arts. 491 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,935 I understand I'm needed. 492 00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:48,971 - Thank you. - Forget everything you know about the news. 493 00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:51,173 Done. What's next? 494 00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:25,473 I'm Charlie Skinner. 495 00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:27,375 Good to meet you. 496 00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:29,677 Should I just sit here? 497 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,313 Sure. 498 00:23:32,348 --> 00:23:34,716 Should I call you Mr. Hancock? 499 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,551 It's Schneider. 500 00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:38,653 - Schneider? - Ezra Schneider. 501 00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:41,222 How the hell many aliases do you have? 502 00:23:41,257 --> 00:23:42,624 I beg your pardon? 503 00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:44,726 Are you Late For Dinner? 504 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,696 Mister, I have no idea what you're talking about. 505 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,998 Charlie. 506 00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:54,903 That has to have been strange for you. 507 00:23:54,937 --> 00:23:56,972 That's going to be a story you'll tell later. 508 00:24:00,476 --> 00:24:02,077 Late For Dinner? 509 00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:05,046 - Solomon Hancock. - Charlie Skinner. 510 00:24:05,081 --> 00:24:07,749 I thought because of the carnation. 511 00:24:07,783 --> 00:24:09,718 Did we say anything about a carnation? 512 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:13,456 No, but it's usually the international sign for-- 513 00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:15,057 it doesn't matter. 514 00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:17,059 I'm a busy guy and if you're faffin' me around... 515 00:24:17,093 --> 00:24:18,994 Would you mind taking the battery out of your cell phone? 516 00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:22,231 The walls in the New York Public Library are three feet thick. 517 00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:23,932 That's why we're meeting here. But I'd like you 518 00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:25,901 to take the battery out of your cell phone. 519 00:24:25,935 --> 00:24:27,703 You have reason to believe you're under surveillance? 520 00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:30,072 Everyone's under surveillance. If you've got a cell phone-- 521 00:24:30,106 --> 00:24:31,740 It's talk like that that makes me-- 522 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:34,409 Did I or did I not establish credibility on May 1st? 523 00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:38,413 You correctly predicted that we'd all be called to work, yes. 524 00:24:38,447 --> 00:24:41,716 Sometimes at the NSA, we download a rolling bug 525 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,919 onto smartphones to slave the microphone. 526 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:47,522 You ever get an unwanted text message? 527 00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:50,124 All the time, but they're from my boss. 528 00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:52,994 Here. 529 00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:56,163 I'll never be able to put that back together. 530 00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:58,232 They're coming out with a better model in six months. 531 00:24:58,266 --> 00:25:00,333 That's unusual for the tech industry. 532 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,804 Can you tell me a little about yourself? 533 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:07,274 I started out chasing around a Soviet Pacific Fleet 534 00:25:07,308 --> 00:25:10,143 doing signal intelligence cryptology for the Navy. 535 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:14,681 But when the Berlin Wall came down, my war was over. 536 00:25:14,716 --> 00:25:17,918 So I went into the private sector like everybody else in the '90s, 537 00:25:17,952 --> 00:25:19,320 only not for a dot-com, 538 00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:22,623 doing data compression for fiber optics. 539 00:25:22,658 --> 00:25:25,460 Then 9/11 happened and I decided 540 00:25:25,494 --> 00:25:28,129 it was a good time to get back into public service hunting bad guys. 541 00:25:28,163 --> 00:25:29,230 You're an IT guy. 542 00:25:29,265 --> 00:25:32,234 My title is Assistant Deputy Director 543 00:25:32,268 --> 00:25:35,937 of Technology and Systems, Cryptology, and Mathematics at NSA. 544 00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:41,443 I'm gonna have to-- 545 00:25:44,615 --> 00:25:46,683 I product test software. 546 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,185 - NSA software? - Yes, sir. 547 00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:51,454 Can you tell me about the software? 548 00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:54,324 It's data mining. 549 00:25:54,358 --> 00:25:57,160 One of the ways the NSA was tracking bin Laden, 550 00:25:57,195 --> 00:25:58,862 or any terrorist for that matter, 551 00:25:58,896 --> 00:26:02,131 was to write code that would sift through 552 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,133 millions of electronic communications 553 00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:06,202 looking for a needle in a giant haystack. 554 00:26:06,236 --> 00:26:09,338 You know the machine that Batman uses in "The Dark Knight" 555 00:26:09,372 --> 00:26:11,773 to find the Joker, but when Morgan Freeman finds out about it, 556 00:26:11,808 --> 00:26:14,843 he says, "I'm quitting because no man should have this much power"? 557 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,845 - No. - No what? 558 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,513 I do not know that machine. 559 00:26:19,548 --> 00:26:21,783 Well, it exists. 560 00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:25,124 We gave the contract to two defense contracting big boys 561 00:26:25,158 --> 00:26:27,559 and it was my job mostly to make sure that they delivered 562 00:26:27,594 --> 00:26:29,094 and that it worked. 563 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,831 The project title is GLOBALCLARITY 564 00:26:31,865 --> 00:26:35,869 and it intercepts 1.7 billion phone calls, 565 00:26:35,903 --> 00:26:38,004 emails, and texts every day. 566 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:39,840 - Legally? - By what standard? 567 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,875 - The law. - No. 568 00:26:41,909 --> 00:26:44,311 It involves a significant amount of illegal, 569 00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:46,580 warrantless wiretapping of American citizens. 570 00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:49,749 Just to be-- when you say warrantless, 571 00:26:49,784 --> 00:26:51,651 are you saying unnecessary? 572 00:26:51,686 --> 00:26:54,555 Without a warrant. Warrantless. 573 00:26:54,589 --> 00:26:56,857 We could hunt for terrorists legally, 574 00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:59,726 but due to our bosses' devotion to GLOBALCLARITY, 575 00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:03,397 the NSA has been happily violating the Fourth Amendment, 576 00:27:03,431 --> 00:27:05,332 USSID 18, 577 00:27:05,366 --> 00:27:09,803 and about a dozen of the NSA's own regulations about spying on Americans. 578 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:13,007 You've got guys listening in on ex-wives, 579 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,743 dropping in on calls from soldiers overseas, 580 00:27:15,778 --> 00:27:17,945 checking out what movie stars are up to. 581 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,181 Am I the first person you've talked to about this? 582 00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:23,518 No, stop confusing me with Donald Sutherland in "JFK." 583 00:27:23,552 --> 00:27:25,319 Well, a second ago, you were Morgan Freeman. 584 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,321 I have testified in front of Congress 585 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:30,224 and to the Pentagon Inspector General. I got nowhere. 586 00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:32,527 Nobody on the Hill wants to admit it's fucked up 587 00:27:32,561 --> 00:27:36,664 because nobody wants to be seen as post-9/11 soft. 588 00:27:36,699 --> 00:27:39,267 Where does AWM come in? 589 00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:41,870 Atlantis World Media owns Atlantis Cable News. 590 00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:45,007 - Yeah. - It also owns the tabloid "TMI." 591 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:48,010 - Yeah. - The shit that's happening 592 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:50,146 at Murdoch's "News of the World" in London, 593 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,649 "TMI" has been doing the same thing for years. 594 00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,852 - How high does it go? - I don't know. 595 00:27:55,886 --> 00:27:58,121 Does it go as high as Leona Lansing? 596 00:27:58,155 --> 00:27:59,756 - No. - Good. 597 00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:02,425 It goes as high as her son. 598 00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:05,962 "TMI" is doing phone and computer hacking 599 00:28:05,996 --> 00:28:07,597 and Reese Lansing knows? 600 00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:09,799 Reese has been ordering it. 601 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,635 - I'm gonna give you-- - Hang on. 602 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:14,670 I need to digest that. 603 00:28:14,705 --> 00:28:18,607 Reese Lansing is James Murdoch, 604 00:28:18,641 --> 00:28:21,276 but Lansing's been ordering it. 605 00:28:22,545 --> 00:28:23,979 Digested yet? 606 00:28:29,152 --> 00:28:30,752 These classified? 607 00:28:30,787 --> 00:28:32,721 Yeah, because I'm dying to violate the Espionage Act. 608 00:28:32,755 --> 00:28:35,391 These are just transcripts of my testimony 609 00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:38,094 before the House subcommittee and the Pentagon. 610 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:41,831 Vet me, vet the material. Take all the time you need. 611 00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,933 Why are you whistle-blowing? 612 00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:47,603 I fought the Soviets. 613 00:28:47,637 --> 00:28:50,205 The way their government made their people live their lives 614 00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:52,808 was a very good reason to fight them. 615 00:28:52,842 --> 00:28:55,043 After 9/11, 616 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:57,713 we started doing the exact same thing. 617 00:28:57,747 --> 00:29:00,816 I didn't spend my life fighting Communists 618 00:29:00,850 --> 00:29:02,751 to have it come to this. 619 00:29:02,786 --> 00:29:05,254 Report on GLOBALCLARITY. 620 00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:07,523 And once I see that report, I'll give you what you need 621 00:29:07,557 --> 00:29:09,458 to protect yourself from Leona Lansing. 622 00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:12,428 How do you know we need protecting from Leona Lansing? 623 00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:15,364 Have you been listening? 'Cause we have. 624 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,852 This woman is the best I've ever seen. 625 00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:39,688 Center screen is Nancy. 626 00:29:39,722 --> 00:29:41,857 These three corners are live feeds of the guest experts. 627 00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:44,259 - What are they experts in? - Agreeing with everything Nancy says. 628 00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:46,061 - But what keeps your atten-- - Excuse me. 629 00:29:47,964 --> 00:29:49,999 This is Brian Brenner, everyone. 630 00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:52,301 It's possible he's going to be writing a feature on 2.0. 631 00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:54,670 But we're in a tryout period right now. 632 00:29:54,704 --> 00:29:56,105 Everything's off the record. 633 00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:58,274 Go ahead. What keeps our attention? 634 00:29:58,308 --> 00:29:59,842 Is the bottom right corner where they're playing 635 00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:02,178 a loop of little Caylee from a home video. 636 00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:05,949 Hell. Do you think it's as bad as everyone says it is? 637 00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:08,719 That was a tribute to Caylee. 638 00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:12,056 But how will they explain the duct tape 639 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,392 around the child's mouth and nose? 640 00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:15,793 And how will they explain 641 00:30:15,828 --> 00:30:19,130 all the lies that Tot Mom told? 642 00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:20,998 Now they're not talking about the tattoo 643 00:30:21,033 --> 00:30:23,133 on Casey's back, but they put it full screen. Why? 644 00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:24,968 Because Tess was just about to look somewhere else, 645 00:30:25,003 --> 00:30:27,003 so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention. 646 00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,605 He's right. I was gonna Google Mac's hell question. 647 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,073 Plus tattoo equals bad mom. 648 00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:33,009 No one's ever gone broke in America serving up 649 00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:34,477 a woman who makes other women feel superior. 650 00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:36,612 The series of lies 651 00:30:36,647 --> 00:30:39,348 that finally came crashing down around her. 652 00:30:39,382 --> 00:30:41,350 If she would lie about that, 653 00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,818 why should I believe an accident is true? 654 00:30:43,853 --> 00:30:46,020 Don't spend time thinking about her airtight syllogism. 655 00:30:46,055 --> 00:30:48,356 Her EP's showing duct tape and a plastic bag, 656 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:51,092 so you know you're watching the real "CSI Miami." 657 00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:53,094 ...how to make weapons 658 00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:55,963 out of home materials found in the home. 659 00:30:55,997 --> 00:30:58,465 About breaking necks. 660 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,834 How can they explain that? 661 00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:03,203 They can't explain it, Nancy. 662 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:06,607 The defense is doing what the defense has to do. 663 00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:09,109 Now, Bill Sheaffer has done his job. 664 00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:11,645 He agreed with Nancy. We don't need to see his face anymore. 665 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,881 Look how cute Caylee is. 666 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,618 She deserved better than a mom with a tattoo. 667 00:31:16,652 --> 00:31:18,152 She deserved... 668 00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:21,055 - She deserved... - Me. 669 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,890 - Me. - Me. 670 00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,259 Tess, how's that Google search coming? 671 00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:27,629 It does look pretty bad. A lot of fire. 672 00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:30,431 You'll notice little of her coverage in this instance is about the law. 673 00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:32,232 You know, come to think of it, I did notice that. 674 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:34,068 It's all based on an emotional appeal. 675 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:36,737 The way she would with a jury if there was no judge there to stop her. 676 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,639 Watch how she breaks down courtroom footage. 677 00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:41,342 Liz, let's see the video of Tot Mom 678 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:45,346 and Jose Baez back at it in court again today. 679 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:49,918 Not a good look between a death penalty defendant 680 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,320 and the lead defense attorney. 681 00:31:52,354 --> 00:31:54,088 Two seconds. 682 00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:57,158 Two seconds of Casey Anthony walking past her lawyer-- 683 00:31:57,192 --> 00:31:59,093 and she'll show it to you in slow motion 684 00:31:59,128 --> 00:32:01,563 and from a different angle 685 00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:04,432 and at regular speed and from the original angle again. 686 00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:06,501 - What does that remind you of? - Instant replay in sports. 687 00:32:06,535 --> 00:32:08,336 And she looks pretty pissed at her lawyer. 688 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,072 And that's exactly why she's showing it to you so many times. 689 00:32:11,107 --> 00:32:13,508 So you have a chance to draw your own thoroughly uninformed opinion 690 00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:15,211 about an utterly innocuous exchange. 691 00:32:15,245 --> 00:32:16,712 She looks pissed. 692 00:32:16,746 --> 00:32:19,482 I wonder if she's sleeping with her lawyer. I bet she is. 693 00:32:19,516 --> 00:32:21,617 I wonder if that's what she looked like when she killed Caylee. 694 00:32:21,651 --> 00:32:24,687 This is the best TV ever. I've got to go on my Casey Anthony Facebook page 695 00:32:24,721 --> 00:32:27,290 and see if my Casey Anthony Facebook friends just saw Casey Anthony 696 00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:29,292 make a Casey Anthony face at her Casey Anthony lawyer. 697 00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:32,061 All right, enough. Will's a criminal prosecutor. 698 00:32:32,096 --> 00:32:33,646 Maybe he can talk about how our justice 699 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,197 system wasn't built to lock up guilty people. 700 00:32:35,231 --> 00:32:36,965 It was built to keep innocent people free, 701 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,635 which is something Americans should be proud of and fiercely protect. 702 00:32:39,669 --> 00:32:41,470 No. 703 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,773 He can't ever imply that the viewer 704 00:32:43,807 --> 00:32:45,541 doesn't already know everything and that she might be innocent. 705 00:32:45,576 --> 00:32:48,412 If we're gonna cover this, we're gonna cover it our way. 706 00:32:48,446 --> 00:32:50,180 What's the point of covering it at all unless we do it 707 00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:51,915 in a way that gets our audience back? 708 00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:53,951 A modest proposal. We could ourselves 709 00:32:53,986 --> 00:32:55,553 commit murder on our air. 710 00:32:55,588 --> 00:32:58,056 In your face, Nancy Grace! 711 00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,328 How do we get the best guests? 712 00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:05,863 There's a guy you're gonna have to deal with named Dylan Kagin. 713 00:33:05,898 --> 00:33:08,766 He's like the Broadway Danny Rose of tabloid suffering. 714 00:33:08,801 --> 00:33:10,134 He's an agent? 715 00:33:10,169 --> 00:33:11,703 You ever ask yourself why of all the missing kids 716 00:33:11,737 --> 00:33:13,437 and murdered coeds, most of them go unnoticed 717 00:33:13,472 --> 00:33:15,473 - and some become national scandals? - Sex appeal. 718 00:33:15,507 --> 00:33:18,610 Right, but someone's got to find Lana Turner sitting at the drugstore counter. 719 00:33:18,644 --> 00:33:22,080 Dylan Kagin gropes through the trailer park of American jurisprudence 720 00:33:22,114 --> 00:33:23,915 for what he calls "Oh, my God" stories. 721 00:33:23,949 --> 00:33:26,717 Then he drops in on the victims, the accused, the jurors, the cops, 722 00:33:26,752 --> 00:33:28,919 whoever he can sell to the press, the networks, and the studios. 723 00:33:28,953 --> 00:33:30,354 He packages the missing white girl. 724 00:33:30,388 --> 00:33:32,322 All right, that'll be the A block. 725 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:33,624 By 2:00, show me where we are. 726 00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:35,158 The B block's gonna be Anthony Weiner, 727 00:33:35,193 --> 00:33:36,927 so, Jim, start putting something together. 728 00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:39,596 All we really have are the pictures and Weiner not answering questions. 729 00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:42,466 - I know that. - You don't want to wait until we have-- 730 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,601 Facts? No, that would be newsy and elitist. 731 00:33:44,635 --> 00:33:46,736 Let's just call them-- the A and the B block-- 732 00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:48,538 let's just think of them as a polished, 733 00:33:48,573 --> 00:33:50,440 tightly produced abomination. 734 00:33:50,475 --> 00:33:52,509 I've been sitting here and I'm getting a little sick of this. 735 00:33:52,543 --> 00:33:54,478 - You and me both. - Jesus Christ. 736 00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:57,047 For a few weeks, we're not gonna ask the country to eat its vegetables. 737 00:33:57,082 --> 00:33:59,450 Why? Because there's a debate we want to do 738 00:33:59,484 --> 00:34:02,319 that trumps all of your Sarah Lawrence ethical conundrums. 739 00:34:02,353 --> 00:34:04,121 It shouldn't be too hard to understand. 740 00:34:04,155 --> 00:34:06,323 So get it the fuck together. 741 00:34:08,826 --> 00:34:10,661 He happens to be right. 742 00:34:10,695 --> 00:34:12,896 "War on drugs a failure." 743 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,432 I know how it feels. 744 00:34:19,304 --> 00:34:21,038 Show me where we are at 2:00. 745 00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:25,811 Can I see you a second? Yeah. 746 00:34:36,122 --> 00:34:38,557 - Do you mind if I sit in on-- - Yeah, sorry, no. 747 00:34:39,893 --> 00:34:42,161 Not sure that's the best way to get good press. 748 00:34:42,196 --> 00:34:44,865 May 1st, the night we got bin Laden, I got a call 749 00:34:44,899 --> 00:34:47,233 from an anonymous source at 7:30 750 00:34:47,268 --> 00:34:49,603 telling me the White House would send an email blast 751 00:34:49,637 --> 00:34:51,938 to all the news agencies in 90 minutes, 752 00:34:51,973 --> 00:34:54,642 and obviously it turned out he was right. 753 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,545 He was demonstrating his credibility. 754 00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,714 His name is Solomon Hancock. 755 00:34:59,748 --> 00:35:02,082 He works in software engineering at the NSA 756 00:35:02,117 --> 00:35:04,284 and he handed me a stack of documents, 757 00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:07,420 transcripts of his testimony describing illegal surveillance. 758 00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:09,689 We have to start vetting him and the documents. 759 00:35:09,723 --> 00:35:11,857 It's gonna take at least a few days, but that's part one. 760 00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:13,258 What's part two? 761 00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:15,761 If we air his story, he'll give us evidence 762 00:35:15,795 --> 00:35:18,863 that "TMI"'s been doing the same thing as "News of the World." 763 00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:22,767 - Hacking? - Everything. 764 00:35:22,802 --> 00:35:25,371 - "TMI"'s been hacking? - Hancock says he's got the proof. 765 00:35:25,405 --> 00:35:27,773 Jesus Christ. How high does he say it goes? 766 00:35:27,841 --> 00:35:29,108 Reese. 767 00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:32,946 - Let's get on with the vet. - I'll have Jim run it. 768 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,881 - Is he up for this? - He is, Will. 769 00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:36,482 I taught him how to do the news. 770 00:35:36,517 --> 00:35:38,918 I taught them all how to do the news. 771 00:35:38,953 --> 00:35:41,254 Can you give us a second? 772 00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:43,590 I'm done. 773 00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:49,729 Why did it have to be Brian? 774 00:35:51,131 --> 00:35:53,599 Because I own him now. He needs a cover story. 775 00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,434 If he writes a negative one, he'll get slammed 776 00:35:55,469 --> 00:35:57,569 with the whole soap opera of our history. 777 00:35:57,604 --> 00:35:58,971 Are you lying right now? 778 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:01,407 - Anything else? - Yeah. 779 00:36:01,441 --> 00:36:05,278 Sloan says on Thursday, the House is gonna vote to default on our loans, 780 00:36:05,312 --> 00:36:07,947 leading to a global economic meltdown. 781 00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:12,218 Should I put that before or after Anthony Weiner in his underwear? 782 00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:16,456 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 783 00:36:24,865 --> 00:36:26,532 That's all for us tonight. 784 00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,567 Tomorrow we'll be bringing you all the highlights 785 00:36:28,602 --> 00:36:31,404 from day seven of the trial and Detective Yuri Melich, 786 00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:34,975 the first officer to interview Casey Anthony in 2008. 787 00:36:35,009 --> 00:36:36,877 Terry Smith is coming up from Washington 788 00:36:36,911 --> 00:36:38,979 with the "Capital Report." I'm Will McAvoy. 789 00:36:39,013 --> 00:36:41,815 Good night. 790 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:54,126 Will McAvoy, your new choice for Casey Anthony coverage. 791 00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:55,694 - They're coming home. - Yeah? 792 00:36:55,729 --> 00:36:57,162 We promo'd the hell of it. 793 00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:59,031 We got 150,000 viewers back. 794 00:36:59,065 --> 00:37:01,900 25-54, almost all women. 795 00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:04,469 That's toasters, furniture, food, clothes, 796 00:37:04,503 --> 00:37:07,304 kids' clothes, vacation plans. 797 00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:09,273 Our heads are above water now, so do not stop. 798 00:37:09,307 --> 00:37:10,975 - We won't. - How about this heat? 799 00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:13,043 - Yeah. - 9:00 in the morning, it's already 87. 800 00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:15,245 It's gonna hit 98. That would beat the record for this day 801 00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:17,614 - that was set in 1933. - Yeah. 802 00:37:17,648 --> 00:37:19,616 - You're looking at me funny. - Yeah? 803 00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:22,085 - I know you hate this. - I'm looking at you the regular way. 804 00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:23,286 - If you say so. - I do. 805 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,456 There are also tornado warnings. 806 00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:29,159 - Reese. - What? 807 00:37:29,193 --> 00:37:31,929 - Nothing. - All right, so it's gonna get up to 98. 808 00:37:31,963 --> 00:37:35,266 That's a record. And there are tornado warnings for New York City. 809 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,468 Well, you know, Aunt Bee, tornados are just God's way 810 00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:39,337 of destroying property and killing people. 811 00:37:39,371 --> 00:37:40,838 People like hearing about extreme weather. 812 00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:42,673 We're not doing a fucking weather report, okay? 813 00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,576 We're not coming up with some "Tornado Watch" graphic. 814 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,711 We're a serious news organization. 815 00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:49,747 Tonight we'll be reporting on the killer cocktail waitress and the congressman-- 816 00:37:49,781 --> 00:37:52,183 - Is Mac bitching at you? - Not nearly as much as she should be. 817 00:37:52,217 --> 00:37:55,219 I came in here to tell you you got back 150,000 viewers 818 00:37:55,253 --> 00:37:56,787 you lost while you were trying to be above it. 819 00:37:56,822 --> 00:37:58,956 We'll be sure not to try that again. 820 00:37:58,990 --> 00:38:00,424 98 degrees is when we have power outages. 821 00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:02,293 Wait a second. Wait a second. 822 00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:04,328 I don't want to go all conspiracy theory on you, 823 00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,797 but I think the heat might be related to power outages. 824 00:38:06,831 --> 00:38:09,633 - Take it easy. - Say hi to your mom. 825 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,735 Will do. 826 00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:16,373 Visiting hours will be Tuesday and Friday. 827 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,475 Don't be nervous. 828 00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:24,547 We got 150,000 viewers back last night. Mostly women. 829 00:38:24,581 --> 00:38:26,081 - I know. - I was telling her. 830 00:38:26,116 --> 00:38:29,085 You know, it's gonna get up to 98 degrees. 831 00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:30,586 Next person who tells me about the damn weather... 832 00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:31,921 Do you know what you're doing here? 833 00:38:31,955 --> 00:38:33,856 I've been asked to tell you about the weather. 834 00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:37,259 Does it feel to you like anyone in this room is in the mood for a joke? 835 00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:39,427 It absolutely does not. 836 00:38:39,462 --> 00:38:41,396 We want you to lead the vetting of this source. 837 00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:44,866 He's telling us about illegal surveillance at the NSA. 838 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:49,037 He's also telling us that "TMI" is in the same game as "News of the World." 839 00:38:49,072 --> 00:38:50,973 Jesus. 840 00:38:51,007 --> 00:38:53,508 We're looking at a couple of scenarios, Jim. 841 00:38:53,543 --> 00:38:55,677 One is that we're sitting on a scoop that could shake up the NSA 842 00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:57,512 and maybe have the country take another look at the Patriot Act. 843 00:38:57,547 --> 00:38:59,715 But the "TMI" element, doesn't that-- 844 00:38:59,749 --> 00:39:02,284 And another is that someone's trying to discredit us 845 00:39:02,319 --> 00:39:05,021 by having Will get Dan Rather-ed. 846 00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:08,725 You'll need to file a couple of hundred Freedom of Information Act requests 847 00:39:08,759 --> 00:39:11,294 and you'll need to get into this guy's personal life 848 00:39:11,329 --> 00:39:13,764 and you'll need to do it all 849 00:39:13,798 --> 00:39:17,034 without raising any flags at the NSA. 850 00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:18,569 Are you up for this? 851 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:25,543 - Yeah. - We don't need it fast, we need it right. 852 00:39:25,577 --> 00:39:28,712 - But we need it fast. - I'll start mapping it out. 853 00:39:28,747 --> 00:39:30,580 Jim, since the day you started working here, 854 00:39:30,615 --> 00:39:33,317 I never felt the need to remind you about confidentiality 855 00:39:33,351 --> 00:39:35,252 and I don't feel that need now. 856 00:39:38,990 --> 00:39:41,058 Okay. 857 00:39:50,068 --> 00:39:51,703 - Gotcha. - Oh, God. 858 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,038 - You feel like being interviewed? - You read my mind. 859 00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,874 I can't think of anything I'd rather do right now 860 00:39:55,908 --> 00:39:57,776 than be interviewed by my ex-boyfriend, 861 00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,043 except maybe eat my desk. 862 00:39:59,078 --> 00:40:01,479 - It seems like a bad week to be here. - It is. 863 00:40:01,513 --> 00:40:04,482 I came here to write a story about how Will and "News Night" changed overnight. 864 00:40:04,516 --> 00:40:06,550 - And then you changed overnight. - Look. 865 00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,119 - It's the old Will all over-- - These are extraordinary circumstances. 866 00:40:09,153 --> 00:40:10,887 That's what everyone says when they abandon their principles. 867 00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:13,489 I'm no longer required to live up to your standards. 868 00:40:13,524 --> 00:40:16,226 - Fair enough. - Thank you. 869 00:40:20,063 --> 00:40:21,897 What's so special about this debate? 870 00:40:21,932 --> 00:40:24,100 If we get what we want, no one will ever go back. 871 00:40:24,134 --> 00:40:25,701 We'll have changed the debates forever. 872 00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:28,537 And your concern is that if your ratings are low, you'll lose leverage? 873 00:40:28,572 --> 00:40:30,840 - Yes. - Is that your concern or Will's concern? 874 00:40:30,874 --> 00:40:32,775 Will's concerns are my concerns. 875 00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:35,945 'Cause another way of looking at it is that he lost his invisible friends 876 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:39,248 to Nancy Grace and he's using the debate as an excuse to dumb the show down. 877 00:40:39,283 --> 00:40:42,352 That's a pretty bold statement from a guy who's auditioning for a job. 878 00:40:42,386 --> 00:40:44,787 He's gonna give me the job. And it's not like I don't know why. 879 00:40:44,821 --> 00:40:47,857 - Do you? - I do because I'm not a fucking moron. 880 00:40:47,892 --> 00:40:50,293 The email that was read by everyone in the world, 881 00:40:50,328 --> 00:40:53,530 "I cheated on Will," you were talking about me, right? 882 00:40:56,801 --> 00:40:59,637 - Yes. - You were seeing Will while we were together? 883 00:40:59,671 --> 00:41:01,639 If you count drunk dialing me at midnight and saying, 884 00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:04,977 "Just come on over and crawl into bed" as being together, then yes. 885 00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:06,345 - I count it. - Then yes. 886 00:41:06,379 --> 00:41:08,013 You cheated on me with Will? 887 00:41:08,047 --> 00:41:10,850 Let's be as clear as anyone has ever been about anything. 888 00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:12,785 I cheated on Will with you. 889 00:41:12,819 --> 00:41:14,220 And I'm paying the price. 890 00:41:14,255 --> 00:41:16,323 I work 30 feet from the life I could have had 891 00:41:16,357 --> 00:41:17,824 if I hadn't been so stupid. 892 00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,926 And you're looking at the life you could have had 893 00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:22,062 if you hadn't been a douchebag. 894 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,135 How's the interview going so far? 895 00:41:28,169 --> 00:41:30,871 Is douchebag one word or two? 896 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,206 Come in. 897 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:36,610 - Sorry, I can come back. - No, what do you need? 898 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:42,649 Ahem, well, there's a story I'd like to pitch. 899 00:41:42,684 --> 00:41:45,853 Brian, this is Neal Sampat. Neal writes Will's blog. 900 00:41:45,887 --> 00:41:48,589 - Will doesn't write Will's blog? - Will can't find Will's blog. 901 00:41:48,623 --> 00:41:50,891 Neal wants to be a producer, so from time to time, 902 00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:53,627 he pitches stories. What do you got? 903 00:41:53,662 --> 00:41:55,263 You know what a troll is, right? 904 00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:57,498 A tiny creature that stands under a footbridge 905 00:41:57,533 --> 00:42:00,101 and makes you answer a riddle before you're allowed to pass. 906 00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:02,170 - They're not real, man. - I know that. 907 00:42:02,205 --> 00:42:03,538 He means the other kind of troll. 908 00:42:03,573 --> 00:42:05,874 You don't know the first clue what he means. 909 00:42:05,909 --> 00:42:07,543 I mean the other kind of troll. 910 00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:09,478 A little backup would have killed you? 911 00:42:09,546 --> 00:42:11,681 Sorry, Internet trolls. It's a play on a fishing term. 912 00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:12,982 People who go to message boards 913 00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:14,784 and try to hijack the conversation by being incendiary. 914 00:42:14,818 --> 00:42:17,120 - What about them? - Turns out they have their own websites. 915 00:42:17,154 --> 00:42:19,622 Like an online clubhouse. And to be accepted into the group, 916 00:42:19,657 --> 00:42:21,858 you have to be able to point to a successful incident of trolling, 917 00:42:21,893 --> 00:42:25,062 a recent time when you made a whole bunch of posters lose their minds. 918 00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:27,697 Or better yet, got the site monitor to shut down the board. 919 00:42:27,732 --> 00:42:30,600 Actually, I like it. And it's not about Bigfoot. 920 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,069 Write this down, "News Night" is gonna break the story on Bigfoot. 921 00:42:33,103 --> 00:42:36,239 We're not. Don't write that down. Will they talk to you? 922 00:42:36,273 --> 00:42:39,275 They won't talk to a reporter, but I thought maybe I'd try to get in there. 923 00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:43,079 Undercover? Aren't you gonna have to say you trolled something? 924 00:42:43,113 --> 00:42:45,447 I'm not gonna have to say it, I'm gonna actually have to do it. 925 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:47,116 To who? 926 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,419 Well, I don't want to ding on an innocent person for a story, 927 00:42:50,454 --> 00:42:52,021 so I'm gonna have to do it to one of us. 928 00:42:52,055 --> 00:42:53,155 You can't be anonymous on our website. 929 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:54,290 No, I mean do it to us on another website. 930 00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:56,826 - What would it be? - I don't know yet. 931 00:42:56,861 --> 00:42:59,863 Come back when you know, but you've made it past the first hurdle. 932 00:42:59,897 --> 00:43:02,199 Thank you. 933 00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:07,036 - Sloan. - How's her mood in there? 934 00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:09,139 It's not good, but let me ask you something. 935 00:43:09,173 --> 00:43:11,675 For the sake of a story, 936 00:43:11,709 --> 00:43:15,779 how would you feel about me going on the Internet and saying vicious things 937 00:43:15,813 --> 00:43:18,014 about you that might get an argument started about misogyny? 938 00:43:18,048 --> 00:43:20,649 - What kind of vicious things? - I don't know. 939 00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:22,852 - What would the general area be? - I really don't know. 940 00:43:22,886 --> 00:43:25,922 - Something about the way you look? - Like what? 941 00:43:25,956 --> 00:43:28,324 - I'd be making it up. - What would you be making up? 942 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:31,694 It wouldn't be true. It'd be something like-- 943 00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:34,597 something along the lines of she screwed her way to the top 944 00:43:34,631 --> 00:43:37,433 and she's got a big ass. Only it would have to be-- 945 00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:40,102 Listen to me, Sampat. 946 00:43:40,137 --> 00:43:42,838 - Do I? - Of course not. 947 00:43:45,008 --> 00:43:47,843 Okay. 948 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:49,612 - I can do it? - You cannot. 949 00:43:49,646 --> 00:43:51,747 If you want, you can say that I made it to the final round 950 00:43:51,782 --> 00:43:53,783 of the K through six regionals in the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee. 951 00:43:53,817 --> 00:43:56,719 That's not gonna help me. 952 00:43:56,753 --> 00:44:00,022 You know, a lot of guys like women with big-- 953 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:02,692 Do they really? 954 00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:04,294 Never mind. 955 00:44:04,328 --> 00:44:06,629 I don't know what you're talking about and I have my own problems. 956 00:44:13,138 --> 00:44:14,671 - Jim. - Yeah? 957 00:44:14,706 --> 00:44:16,540 I got a woman on the phone who says she's got some tweets 958 00:44:16,575 --> 00:44:18,042 from Anthony Weiner and wants to talk to us. 959 00:44:18,076 --> 00:44:20,845 - What are you telling me for? - Seniority? 960 00:44:20,879 --> 00:44:24,148 Well, I'm handing her off to the next most senior person. 961 00:44:24,182 --> 00:44:25,549 Kendra, take the Weiner girl. 962 00:44:25,584 --> 00:44:27,651 - Gary, take the Weiner girl. - Tess. 963 00:44:27,686 --> 00:44:31,088 - Tamara. - We were hired as interns the same day. 964 00:44:31,123 --> 00:44:33,958 I was hired in the morning. You were hired after lunch. Take the Weiner girl. 965 00:44:33,992 --> 00:44:35,777 - Please, don't make me take the Weiner girl. 966 00:44:35,778 --> 00:44:37,562 Respect the seniority. 967 00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:39,630 Who do I have seniority over? 968 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,800 Maggie. 969 00:44:44,870 --> 00:44:47,338 - Can people still see me? - On five. 970 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,679 Hi, this is Margaret Jordan. 971 00:44:54,713 --> 00:44:56,848 I'm an associate producer at "News Night." 972 00:44:56,882 --> 00:44:59,650 Okay, can you spell that for me? 973 00:44:59,684 --> 00:45:02,286 Okay, wait. 974 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,587 Hang on. 975 00:45:03,621 --> 00:45:06,257 I-- no, you're gonna get a chance. 976 00:45:07,826 --> 00:45:12,162 Uh, well, you certainly seem to want to share your story. 977 00:45:13,565 --> 00:45:15,532 You really can't just drop in on a doctor. 978 00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:18,002 - What if it's an emergency? - You go to the emergency room. 979 00:45:18,036 --> 00:45:19,837 They don't have psychiatric emergency rooms. 980 00:45:19,872 --> 00:45:22,207 They should. You're a good reason why. 981 00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:25,142 - You want a piece of me? - Seriously? 982 00:45:25,177 --> 00:45:27,311 - No. - Yeah. 983 00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:33,083 Does he look over at the red light? 984 00:45:33,118 --> 00:45:34,385 Does he look every few minutes? 985 00:45:34,419 --> 00:45:35,553 If I was your therapist, 986 00:45:35,587 --> 00:45:37,521 I'd definitely look every few minutes. 987 00:45:38,857 --> 00:45:40,023 Hey, hey, you can't do that. 988 00:45:40,058 --> 00:45:42,359 It's okay. He likes me. 989 00:45:42,393 --> 00:45:44,728 - Will. - I'm sorry. 990 00:45:44,762 --> 00:45:46,496 - I'm with a patient. - I really just need a second. 991 00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:49,399 I'm glad to see you back here, but you need to come during your appointment. 992 00:45:49,433 --> 00:45:52,002 I could be dead by then. 993 00:45:52,036 --> 00:45:53,637 Are you having suicidal thoughts? 994 00:45:53,671 --> 00:45:55,305 - No. - Then why did you say that? 995 00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:57,574 - Just to get your attention. - I'm going back to my patient. 996 00:45:57,608 --> 00:46:00,209 Listen to me. I've been paying 250 a session for four years 997 00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:01,511 without showing up to a single session. 998 00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:03,979 You owe me $100,000 worth of therapy. 999 00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:06,749 I'll forgive the debt, we'll be totally square, just give me one minute. 1000 00:46:10,186 --> 00:46:12,721 I'm sorry. I'll be just a minute. 1001 00:46:14,257 --> 00:46:16,124 Wow, you caved for the money. I'm kind of disappointed. 1002 00:46:16,158 --> 00:46:19,194 I didn't cave for the money. You're getting the sessions you paid for. 1003 00:46:19,228 --> 00:46:21,163 You seem like you're in pain. 1004 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,233 - He is. - He said in pain, not a pain. 1005 00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:25,868 Oh, never mind, then. 1006 00:46:25,903 --> 00:46:27,603 What is it? 1007 00:46:27,638 --> 00:46:30,674 I'm doing all these things that are wrong because of ratings, 1008 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,577 and I'm making the staff do things that they don't want to do, 1009 00:46:33,612 --> 00:46:37,148 I'm cursing them out, I'm ignoring incredibly important news stories, 1010 00:46:37,182 --> 00:46:39,150 and I'm betraying the trust of people who respect me. 1011 00:46:39,185 --> 00:46:41,219 And I did it all in the blink of an eye. 1012 00:46:41,254 --> 00:46:43,655 - That can be traumatic. - No, I'm fine with all of that. 1013 00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,058 "New York Magazine" 1014 00:46:46,092 --> 00:46:48,393 is gonna do a story on my show and I get to choose the writer. 1015 00:46:48,428 --> 00:46:52,030 And I could have chosen anybody and I chose Mackenzie's ex-boyfriend. 1016 00:46:52,064 --> 00:46:53,798 Of course. 1017 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:56,734 - The one she cheated on you with? - Yeah. 1018 00:46:56,768 --> 00:46:59,537 - Why? - That's what I came here to ask you. 1019 00:46:59,572 --> 00:47:01,239 You're holding your hand over the candle. 1020 00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:02,506 What do you mean? 1021 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,275 You're holding your hand over the candle 1022 00:47:04,309 --> 00:47:06,410 because you think the trick is not minding. 1023 00:47:06,444 --> 00:47:09,112 Ah. 1024 00:47:09,147 --> 00:47:12,582 So if I just get through this, I'll be fine. 1025 00:47:12,617 --> 00:47:14,752 - No. - Why? 1026 00:47:14,786 --> 00:47:16,887 Because the trick isn't not minding. 1027 00:47:16,922 --> 00:47:19,656 The trick is forgiving Mackenzie. 1028 00:47:19,691 --> 00:47:21,892 It would be easier to hold my hand over the candle. 1029 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:23,827 I know. 1030 00:47:23,861 --> 00:47:27,531 Well, you've been no help at all, but thanks. Sorry to barge in. 1031 00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:29,867 You know, while you're working your way through this, 1032 00:47:29,901 --> 00:47:31,469 you're hurting Mackenzie. 1033 00:47:31,503 --> 00:47:33,938 I know that. 1034 00:47:35,073 --> 00:47:37,774 Show up for your appointment. 1035 00:47:41,947 --> 00:47:43,915 I'm not doing it on purpose. 1036 00:47:47,886 --> 00:47:49,653 Maggie. 1037 00:47:50,689 --> 00:47:53,024 Yeah. 1038 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:57,829 - Sandy? - Yes. 1039 00:47:57,863 --> 00:48:00,097 - Margaret Jordan. We talked on the phone. - Nice to meet you. 1040 00:48:00,132 --> 00:48:01,766 - You got here okay? - Yes. 1041 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,834 I have a receipt for the cab. Who do I give that to? 1042 00:48:03,869 --> 00:48:05,703 I'll take it. 1043 00:48:07,072 --> 00:48:10,207 So, you got some tweets from Congressman Weiner. 1044 00:48:10,242 --> 00:48:12,610 And I've got copies of them right here. 1045 00:48:16,082 --> 00:48:18,250 "'I like the cute new pics of you. 1046 00:48:18,284 --> 00:48:20,118 Where'd you get those abs?' 1047 00:48:20,153 --> 00:48:23,188 'Glad you like them. When do I get to see your swimsuit shot?' 1048 00:48:23,223 --> 00:48:25,958 'When are you coming to see me? 1049 00:48:25,992 --> 00:48:28,393 Or just coming?' 'Make me an offer.' 1050 00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:30,762 'My door's always open. Get it?' 1051 00:48:30,796 --> 00:48:32,998 'What's your plan for us?' 1052 00:48:33,032 --> 00:48:36,668 'To get us in the mood, we watch "The Daily Show" and "Colbert." 1053 00:48:36,702 --> 00:48:38,570 Then when we're really hot, we go to the bookstore 1054 00:48:38,604 --> 00:48:40,438 and replace all the copies of Glenn Beck books 1055 00:48:40,473 --> 00:48:43,141 with "The Audacity of Hope." Or, if that's not your thing, 1056 00:48:43,175 --> 00:48:45,477 we can just get drunk and fuck.'" 1057 00:48:51,917 --> 00:48:53,418 Why are you doing this? 1058 00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:55,353 Because the world needs to know what kind of guy he is. 1059 00:48:55,388 --> 00:48:59,157 It sort of seems like you were a willing participant. 1060 00:48:59,225 --> 00:49:00,692 I didn't know about the other women. 1061 00:49:00,727 --> 00:49:02,494 - Did you know he was married? - Of course. 1062 00:49:02,528 --> 00:49:05,063 I just didn't know about the other women. 1063 00:49:05,097 --> 00:49:09,134 I was fooled and I think the world needs to know what kind of guy he is. 1064 00:49:09,168 --> 00:49:12,603 By any chance, have you heard of a guy named Dylan Kagin? 1065 00:49:12,638 --> 00:49:14,905 He's gonna be my agent. 1066 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:17,741 Sandy-- can I call you Sandy? 1067 00:49:17,775 --> 00:49:19,342 Sure. 1068 00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:22,846 Sandy, the congressman is in a lot of trouble. 1069 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,848 He got himself into it 1070 00:49:24,883 --> 00:49:27,651 and he's probably not gonna be able to get out of it. 1071 00:49:28,953 --> 00:49:32,223 Are you sure you want to pile on? 1072 00:49:32,257 --> 00:49:35,359 I think people need to know what kind of person he is. 1073 00:49:35,393 --> 00:49:37,328 All right. 1074 00:49:39,465 --> 00:49:41,399 Would you like to be on our show tonight? 1075 00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:44,803 That's the thing. I'm doing "Access Hollywood," "ET," and Fox. 1076 00:49:44,837 --> 00:49:47,105 The big three. No problem. 1077 00:49:47,139 --> 00:49:50,275 We can do a pretape in a few minutes. 1078 00:49:50,310 --> 00:49:52,243 Oh, you're a lifesaver. I was hoping you'd say that. 1079 00:49:52,278 --> 00:49:54,212 No kidding? Stay here 1080 00:49:54,246 --> 00:49:57,915 and I'll talk to my EP and we'll get this going. 1081 00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,250 Could I possibly get a decaf latte? 1082 00:49:59,285 --> 00:50:01,085 You cannot possibly get that, 1083 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,655 but I'll have someone bring you a coffee. 1084 00:50:09,796 --> 00:50:12,531 Well, I left it for you on the left side of the desk. 1085 00:50:12,565 --> 00:50:15,201 And, yes, I signed it. 1086 00:50:15,235 --> 00:50:16,702 I don't know anything about it. 1087 00:50:16,737 --> 00:50:19,205 Leona! 1088 00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,606 A word? 1089 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,808 Okay, ask her to show it to me on the plane. 1090 00:50:24,577 --> 00:50:26,945 Let's not stand in the street. 1091 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,014 Charlie, with that bow tie, 1092 00:50:29,049 --> 00:50:30,649 you look like a balloon salesman. 1093 00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:32,518 No, I get in the car and get out a minute later, 1094 00:50:32,552 --> 00:50:36,688 it looks like we're talking about a problem or making a drug deal. 1095 00:50:36,723 --> 00:50:38,090 Just a minute. 1096 00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:41,160 We're gonna stand here, smile and nod, 1097 00:50:41,194 --> 00:50:44,329 and do this and laugh. 1098 00:50:45,731 --> 00:50:48,900 We know where the tabloid stories are coming from. 1099 00:50:48,934 --> 00:50:51,269 They're coming from reality. 1100 00:50:51,303 --> 00:50:53,971 Only if you define reality as fantasy. 1101 00:50:54,006 --> 00:50:56,373 And they're appearing in a magazine you own. 1102 00:50:56,408 --> 00:50:58,775 How would it look if I had one of our newsmagazines 1103 00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:00,610 go soft on our flagship anchor? 1104 00:51:00,645 --> 00:51:02,613 We're calling "TMI" a newsmagazine? 1105 00:51:02,647 --> 00:51:05,716 People need to know if Taylor Swift is happy. 1106 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:09,320 - I provide a public service for hundreds of thousands-- - The public's grateful. 1107 00:51:09,354 --> 00:51:12,190 What did I tell you the day after election night? 1108 00:51:12,224 --> 00:51:16,494 Friend to friend, I'd stop coming after Will in the tabloids. 1109 00:51:16,528 --> 00:51:20,164 I told you to get him to lighten up on the Tea Party 1110 00:51:20,199 --> 00:51:22,533 or a context would be created 1111 00:51:22,568 --> 00:51:24,803 whereby his firing would look reasonable. 1112 00:51:24,837 --> 00:51:27,572 - You need to hear me. - I don't think I do. 1113 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:30,074 The 112th Congress wasn't even seated 1114 00:51:30,108 --> 00:51:33,344 and he took the Tea Party out for a walk on the 9/11 Responders Bill. 1115 00:51:33,379 --> 00:51:36,147 Congress, Democrats and Republicans, 1116 00:51:36,182 --> 00:51:40,051 spent eight years using 9/11 as a justification 1117 00:51:40,085 --> 00:51:42,553 for everything from tax cuts to a foreign invasion. 1118 00:51:42,588 --> 00:51:45,790 So Will questioned their change of heart 1119 00:51:45,825 --> 00:51:48,393 when it came to the police and firemen's unions. 1120 00:51:48,427 --> 00:51:50,595 You made them look like hypocrites. 1121 00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,330 By rolling tape. 1122 00:51:52,364 --> 00:51:54,832 House Financial Services, insider trading, 1123 00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:57,802 Keystone XL, Joe Walsh, Allen West, 1124 00:51:57,837 --> 00:52:00,372 Paul Ryan, and who am I forgetting? 1125 00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:04,242 Oh, yes. Charles and David Koch. 1126 00:52:04,277 --> 00:52:05,644 Keep smiling. 1127 00:52:05,678 --> 00:52:08,580 We lost a couple of awfully helpful tax loopholes 1128 00:52:08,614 --> 00:52:10,982 that were tailored to assets overseas. 1129 00:52:11,016 --> 00:52:13,985 And the FCC won't even let us bid on the coming spectrum auction 1130 00:52:14,019 --> 00:52:16,253 because they want a full report on whether or not 1131 00:52:16,288 --> 00:52:19,456 we're skirting antitrust. 1132 00:52:19,491 --> 00:52:21,959 So what was your request again? 1133 00:52:21,993 --> 00:52:24,595 You don't want to do this. 1134 00:52:24,629 --> 00:52:26,563 I don't. 1135 00:52:26,598 --> 00:52:28,632 I really don't. 1136 00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:30,701 But I have to and I will. 1137 00:52:30,735 --> 00:52:34,071 And friend to friend, 1138 00:52:34,106 --> 00:52:37,174 you let him know that he is one tabloid fuckup 1139 00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:40,477 and a ratings point away from having his own podcast. 1140 00:52:41,713 --> 00:52:44,081 I have to make my plane. 1141 00:52:49,387 --> 00:52:51,789 Fly safe. 1142 00:53:05,937 --> 00:53:08,839 - Unless there's a rally-- - I'm sorry, I've got to-- 1143 00:53:08,874 --> 00:53:10,508 - Listen. - Sloan. 1144 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:12,110 Unless there's a rally in the next 90 minutes, 1145 00:53:12,144 --> 00:53:14,512 the Dow's gonna close down about 2.5%, 1146 00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:16,815 S&P and NASDAQ will close down 2.3. 1147 00:53:16,849 --> 00:53:18,917 - Let me tell you why. - I don't own a lot of stock. 1148 00:53:18,952 --> 00:53:20,152 - Let me tell you why. - I really can't-- 1149 00:53:20,186 --> 00:53:21,553 Stop avoiding this! 1150 00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:23,555 I just got off the phone with these guys. 1151 00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:25,891 Listen to these quotes. These aren't from liberals. 1152 00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:28,961 These are hard-core Wall Street guys who, whatever the world may think of them, 1153 00:53:28,995 --> 00:53:30,829 know what they're talking about and so do I. 1154 00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:33,366 Jamie Dimon at Chase says, 1155 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,401 "Voting against raising the debt ceiling would be a moral disaster." 1156 00:53:36,436 --> 00:53:40,139 The Barclays guys say, "This debate is detached from reality." 1157 00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:44,110 My Goldman source says, "If the House Republicans continue this debate, 1158 00:53:44,144 --> 00:53:45,978 I hope they're willing to mark the end 1159 00:53:46,012 --> 00:53:49,148 of the dollar as a global reserve currency." 1160 00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:51,367 Please notice that he didn't say if the House 1161 00:53:51,368 --> 00:53:53,553 Republicans don't raise the debt ceiling. 1162 00:53:53,587 --> 00:53:57,557 He said if the House Republicans continue this debate. 1163 00:53:59,327 --> 00:54:02,061 That's all it takes. Just the uncertainty. 1164 00:54:02,096 --> 00:54:06,099 That's why the Dow's gonna close down 230 points today. 1165 00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:09,102 Because just the debate, just the doubt, 1166 00:54:09,136 --> 00:54:11,804 just the possibility that the House Majority might commit 1167 00:54:11,839 --> 00:54:14,173 the most self-inflicted damage to the country 1168 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,576 since the secession of the South 1169 00:54:16,610 --> 00:54:18,511 has caused billions in value to disappear. 1170 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:21,081 Sloan, I understand. I swear to God I do. 1171 00:54:21,115 --> 00:54:22,849 But you can't say the same thing in the C block? 1172 00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,918 Don't pretend you don't know that most people watch 10 minutes of news. 1173 00:54:24,953 --> 00:54:26,720 - The first 10 minutes. - The vote isn't until tomorrow night. 1174 00:54:26,754 --> 00:54:28,955 And it's only the first vote. You said yourself it was cosmetic. 1175 00:54:28,990 --> 00:54:30,157 Why do we have to feature it tonight? 1176 00:54:30,191 --> 00:54:31,425 We should have been featuring it weeks ago. 1177 00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:33,727 Why do we have to feature it tonight? 1178 00:54:33,761 --> 00:54:35,896 To give time for the people to call their congressmen 1179 00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,964 and say, "If you fuck with the full faith 1180 00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:40,066 and credit of the US Treasury, you're fired." 1181 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,470 To give time for the people to jam the phone lines of the district offices. 1182 00:54:43,504 --> 00:54:45,906 To give the people time to say, 1183 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:48,008 "I'm a fiscal conservative 1184 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:51,513 and you've got to put the pin back in the grenade right now." 1185 00:54:51,547 --> 00:54:54,082 That's why. 1186 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:59,054 I'm gonna do everything I can. 1187 00:54:59,088 --> 00:55:01,389 Please do. 1188 00:55:06,995 --> 00:55:08,729 Don't worry about it. 1189 00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,965 She's just frustrated because she can't get the word out 1190 00:55:10,999 --> 00:55:13,634 that this is a global emergency unless you let her. 1191 00:55:15,503 --> 00:55:18,372 Appreciate your clearing that up. 1192 00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:21,308 You know what, Mackenzie? 1193 00:55:21,342 --> 00:55:24,144 I'm not the one who put me here. 1194 00:55:24,178 --> 00:55:27,213 Say what you want about me, but I wouldn't have done that. 1195 00:55:40,328 --> 00:55:41,828 Does Will have the questions? 1196 00:55:41,863 --> 00:55:43,964 Tess is giving him some cards now. 1197 00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:49,802 - Is that lighting okay for you? - Yeah. 1198 00:55:49,837 --> 00:55:51,971 - How are we Chyroning her? - I was gonna ask you. 1199 00:55:52,006 --> 00:55:55,275 Figure it out later. 1200 00:55:59,447 --> 00:56:01,481 - Sandy. - Yes? 1201 00:56:01,515 --> 00:56:04,451 My name's Mackenzie. I'm the executive-- 1202 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:08,422 I'm the executive producer of "News Night." 1203 00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:10,291 - Can you hear me okay? - Yes. 1204 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,227 Okay. Thanks for being patient with us. 1205 00:56:13,262 --> 00:56:16,131 Will's just throwing on a jacket and tie 1206 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:18,066 and we'll be able to do this. 1207 00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:21,169 - Real easy. - You got it. 1208 00:56:31,614 --> 00:56:33,949 Hi, I'm a big fan. 1209 00:56:33,983 --> 00:56:36,418 - Hmm? - I'm Sandy. 1210 00:56:36,453 --> 00:56:38,420 How do you do? 1211 00:56:38,455 --> 00:56:41,223 - Are we ready for the pre-tape? - Yeah. 1212 00:56:41,258 --> 00:56:42,959 - Just count me down. - Will. 1213 00:56:42,993 --> 00:56:45,294 Yes, I'm sure I want to do this. 1214 00:56:45,329 --> 00:56:49,098 God, please give me a sign I'm not doing a big thing badly. 1215 00:56:56,006 --> 00:56:57,173 We just lost power. 1216 00:56:57,207 --> 00:56:59,642 The whole building just lost power. 1217 00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:02,445 I didn't know He had that kind of comic timing. 1218 00:57:05,383 --> 00:57:07,818 ♪ I was blinded by the devil ♪ 1219 00:57:07,853 --> 00:57:09,620 ♪ Born already ruined ♪ 1220 00:57:09,655 --> 00:57:13,290 ♪ Stone-cold dead as I stepped out of the womb ♪ 1221 00:57:13,325 --> 00:57:15,059 ♪ By His grace I have been touched ♪ 1222 00:57:15,093 --> 00:57:17,027 ♪ By His word I have been healed ♪ 1223 00:57:17,062 --> 00:57:18,896 ♪ By His hand I've been delivered ♪ 1224 00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:20,731 ♪ By His spirit I've been sealed ♪ 1225 00:57:20,765 --> 00:57:23,466 ♪ I've been saved ♪ 1226 00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:26,102 ♪ By the blood of the lamb ♪ 1227 00:57:28,339 --> 00:57:30,773 ♪ Saved ♪ 1228 00:57:30,807 --> 00:57:33,676 ♪ By the blood of the lamb ♪ 1229 00:57:35,879 --> 00:57:37,746 ♪ I'm so glad ♪ 1230 00:57:39,282 --> 00:57:41,383 ♪ I'm so glad ♪ 1231 00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:45,020 ♪ All right, I'm so glad ♪ 1232 00:57:47,024 --> 00:57:49,058 ♪ So glad ♪ 1233 00:57:50,293 --> 00:57:53,095 ♪ Want to thank You, Lord ♪ 1234 00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:55,964 ♪ I just want to thank You, Lord ♪ 1235 00:57:55,999 --> 00:57:57,666 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 1236 00:57:57,701 --> 00:57:59,935 ♪ I want to thank You, Lord ♪ 1237 00:58:01,504 --> 00:58:03,572 ♪ Thank You, Lord ♪ 1238 00:58:04,807 --> 00:58:06,841 ♪ Oh, thank You, Lord ♪ 1239 00:58:06,876 --> 00:58:10,345 ♪ I just want to thank You, Lord. ♪ 1240 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,600 Sync and corrected by www.addic7ed.com 103571

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