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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,485 --> 00:00:07,820 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:01:29,396 --> 00:01:34,139 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 3 00:01:37,087 --> 00:01:39,422 ( Thunder crashing ) 4 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:47,830 Man: I know maybe a dozen reporters, guys you know, too, 5 00:01:47,864 --> 00:01:49,465 who tell me they've been pitching you this story 6 00:01:49,499 --> 00:01:51,901 for almost a year with no luck. 7 00:01:51,935 --> 00:01:54,237 Yeah, I'm not crazy about being interviewed in print. 8 00:01:54,271 --> 00:01:58,007 Print journalists play it fast and loose with exclamation points. 9 00:01:58,075 --> 00:02:01,144 I love the news becomes I love the news! 10 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:02,946 Suddenly I'm deranged. 11 00:02:02,981 --> 00:02:04,948 - So why now? - Huh? 12 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,350 Why are you agreeing to this piece now? 13 00:02:06,384 --> 00:02:09,020 - You don't happen to have a cigarette? - No. 14 00:02:09,054 --> 00:02:10,888 - Why now? - Ah, right here. 15 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,090 Why do you want this now? 16 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:16,394 I want some sort of document about what we've been trying to do here. 17 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,796 Like the king at the end of Camelot 18 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,565 telling the boy to run behind the lines from village to village 19 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,267 telling people about, you know... 20 00:02:23,302 --> 00:02:24,569 - Camelot. - Yeah. 21 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,571 I'm asking why you reached out to me. 22 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,873 Because, your recent complications notwithstanding, 23 00:02:29,908 --> 00:02:31,942 you cover the media better than anyone out there. 24 00:02:31,976 --> 00:02:35,412 You haven't lost your touch for complimenting and insulting someone at the same time. 25 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,813 Thank you. I appreciate it. 26 00:02:36,848 --> 00:02:38,415 But it wasn't meant as an insult, Brian. 27 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,350 Your life's been in news magazines, 28 00:02:40,384 --> 00:02:42,252 - and news magazines aren't... - I know. 29 00:02:42,286 --> 00:02:44,120 As many pages long as they used to be. 30 00:02:44,155 --> 00:02:45,522 What kind of access are we talking about? 31 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,958 Here's what I'll offer. You spend a few days here, 32 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:50,294 talk to whoever you want, but it's all off the record. 33 00:02:50,328 --> 00:02:52,229 - Not even background. - What good does that do me? 34 00:02:52,264 --> 00:02:54,565 If I like how it feels, then we go ahead. 35 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:57,268 But I still get to tell you what can retroactively 36 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,669 go on the record from the tryout period. 37 00:02:58,703 --> 00:03:01,371 - You're asking me to audition? - Yeah. 38 00:03:01,406 --> 00:03:02,806 Why would I do that? 39 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:04,375 I can think of some reasons. 40 00:03:04,409 --> 00:03:07,178 Four years ago, you were on the masthead at Newsweek, 41 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:09,146 turning out ten cover stories a year 44 00:03:12,684 --> 00:03:14,485 Your fucking disdain for the Internet-- 45 00:03:14,519 --> 00:03:17,020 Is matched only by your fucking disdain for the Internet. 46 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:19,489 You took a buyout when Newsweek was sold to IAC 47 00:03:19,523 --> 00:03:23,159 and rolled the money into a start-up, thinking you'd be the next Huffington Post. 48 00:03:23,193 --> 00:03:24,326 How'd it work out? 49 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:25,795 We filed for bankruptcy. 50 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:27,830 The Sunday Times Magazine, Vanity Fair, 51 00:03:27,864 --> 00:03:30,199 GQ, The New Republic, The Atlantic-- 52 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:33,135 Everybody's offered the cover and I get to pick the writer. 53 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,571 I'm going with New York Magazine and you. 54 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:38,541 So, you okay with the audition? 55 00:03:38,576 --> 00:03:40,477 Are you prepared to talk about your Republicanism? 56 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,179 You say that like I've got polio. 57 00:03:42,213 --> 00:03:43,714 Are you prepared to talk about having polio? 58 00:03:43,748 --> 00:03:47,551 I grew up in a town outside of town outside Lincoln, Nebraska. 59 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:49,086 My hometown was a road. 60 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,655 I was a college freshman before I met a Democrat. 61 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,559 What about our history? 62 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:57,929 Brian, your problem with me back in the day 63 00:03:57,963 --> 00:04:00,331 was that I was a moderate, sane Republican 64 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:03,868 who refused to take a position on anything for fear I would lose viewers. 65 00:04:03,903 --> 00:04:06,204 Just as moderate, sane Republicans on the Hill 66 00:04:06,238 --> 00:04:09,006 refuse to take a position for fear they'll lose primary voters. 67 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,210 I had a nightly rundown that went out of its way to avoid reporting the news. 68 00:04:12,244 --> 00:04:14,512 And then Mackenzie McHale came along 69 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,847 and I'm attacking my own party 70 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,682 for not standing up to its attackers. 71 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,518 Isn't that what you wanted me to do back when you were calling me a coward? 72 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,653 Yeah, but that's not the history I'm talking about 73 00:04:23,688 --> 00:04:26,656 and you already knew that, so please stop fucking around with me. 74 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:31,729 One parenthetical sentence in the second graph. 75 00:04:31,763 --> 00:04:34,365 "Full disclosure. I've been a friend of Mackenzie McHale's 76 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,266 - since the late '90s." - And you? 77 00:04:36,301 --> 00:04:38,802 An email went to 178,000 people 78 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:40,737 and was reported on our own morning show. 79 00:04:40,771 --> 00:04:43,506 That's all you know and that's all you'll report. 80 00:04:44,808 --> 00:04:46,742 That's fine with me. But that's the last time 81 00:04:46,777 --> 00:04:48,377 you'll tell me what I will or won't report. 82 00:04:48,411 --> 00:04:51,647 - I'm not your stenographer. - Do we have a deal? 83 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:54,783 Yeah, now why do you need someone to run from village to village? 84 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:56,318 Is something about to happen to Camelot? 85 00:04:56,352 --> 00:04:57,619 Maybe. 86 00:04:57,653 --> 00:05:00,189 First, you have to learn what our whole philosophy is. 87 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:04,026 Hang out, we'll talk later. I have to go to a meeting with Reese Lansing. 88 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:06,128 What's it about? 89 00:05:06,163 --> 00:05:08,298 Suspending our whole philosophy. 90 00:05:08,332 --> 00:05:10,500 Good to see you again, Brian. 91 00:05:10,534 --> 00:05:13,102 ( Thunder crashing ) 92 00:05:15,572 --> 00:05:17,339 He should be here any minute. 93 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:22,511 Sorry I'm late. 94 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:24,681 All right, I'm not gonna tell you what to put on the air. 95 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,083 You're not allowed to tell us what to put on the air. 96 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:30,452 ( Chuckles ) So I'm just gonna tell you the facts. 97 00:05:30,487 --> 00:05:33,288 You got mugged last week. You got bludgeoned. 98 00:05:33,323 --> 00:05:36,292 - It's Casey Anthony. - Hang on, wait. She may just be right. 99 00:05:36,326 --> 00:05:38,494 - We knew we'd take a small hit. - There's nothing small. 100 00:05:38,528 --> 00:05:41,097 Let me just give you the facts and then invite you to draw your own conclusion. 101 00:05:41,131 --> 00:05:45,035 Nancy Grace averages 283,000 viewers on HLN. 102 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:47,003 Her time period competitor News Night 103 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:49,406 averages 960,000. 104 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,943 One week ago, HLN begins coverage of the Casey Anthony trial 105 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,914 and Nancy's audience increases to 1.5 million viewers 106 00:05:56,948 --> 00:05:59,349 while News Night's audience drops to 460,000, 107 00:05:59,384 --> 00:06:02,486 sending you from second to fifth place in the course of five days. 108 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,356 A feat I previously thought was only accomplishable 109 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:08,125 by the New York Mets. 110 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,228 Whose idea was it to not cover the Casey Anthony trial? 111 00:06:11,262 --> 00:06:12,963 All: It was mine. 112 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,132 I think the three of you should have a vaudeville act. 113 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:18,068 I'm not kidding. I'm gonna send you on a fucking tour. 114 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:20,237 It was hers. 115 00:06:20,272 --> 00:06:23,540 Mackenzie, I've never seen a more vivid picture of why viewers left, 116 00:06:23,575 --> 00:06:25,075 where they went to, and why. 117 00:06:25,109 --> 00:06:26,276 You said why twice. 118 00:06:26,311 --> 00:06:28,245 You chose not to work for PBS. 119 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,381 You chose not to work for NPR. You have a ratings obligation. 120 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:33,250 No, you have a ratings obligation. 121 00:06:33,284 --> 00:06:35,018 You're in business with the advertisers. 122 00:06:35,053 --> 00:06:36,820 I'm in business with the viewers. 123 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,455 You just lost their business. 124 00:06:44,228 --> 00:06:45,762 That's all. 125 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,497 Do what you want with the information. 126 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:54,870 I'll not be taken down by this psychotic cocktail waitress. 127 00:06:54,904 --> 00:06:58,006 That's right, we just keep playing our game, wait it out and just... 128 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,741 How long can the trial go on? 129 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:01,876 I've seen the witness list. It'll run around six weeks 130 00:07:01,911 --> 00:07:03,945 plus summations plus deliberation. 131 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:05,914 - We'll never make it. - That's right, so-- 132 00:07:05,948 --> 00:07:08,116 Wait, when you said we wouldn't be taken down 133 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:09,784 by this psychotic cocktail waitress, 134 00:07:09,818 --> 00:07:12,620 did you mean we weren't gonna cave or that we were? 135 00:07:12,654 --> 00:07:15,590 - You're gonna cover Casey Anthony. - Bullshit we are. 136 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:17,459 We have the three-day weekend to gear up for it. 137 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:21,063 - Charlie. - Starting Tuesday, you'll lead with her in the A block. 138 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:24,234 Give it 15 minutes and a five-minute reset on the half hour. 139 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:26,102 Seriously, I can't tell if you're joking or-- 140 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:27,370 - Did you just hear those numbers? - Yes. 141 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,039 Half our audience changed the channel in one week. 142 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,908 - I understand. - Do you? 143 00:07:31,942 --> 00:07:34,945 - Do I understand math? - Do you understand that it's unprecedented? 144 00:07:34,979 --> 00:07:36,813 I'm not gonna argue with you when Will can do it for me. 145 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,349 He's never gonna go for this. Tell him. 146 00:07:39,383 --> 00:07:42,852 Have marketing promo the living shit out of Casey Anthony. 147 00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:44,066 Oh, my God. 148 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,622 Rename the show Casey Anthony Night with Casey Anthony. 149 00:07:45,656 --> 00:07:47,491 - Will, hang on. - Right here on the Casey Anthony Network. 150 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:49,393 - Mac. - 'Cause any second I'm going to wake up 151 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:52,663 and be back in a room with Don Quixote and the mission to civilize. 152 00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:54,932 - Listen to me. - No. How many drinks were thrown in your face 153 00:07:54,966 --> 00:07:56,667 because you didn't think people should be watching 154 00:07:56,701 --> 00:07:58,936 The Real Morons of South Beach or whatever the hell it's called? 155 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:01,338 - It's not the same thing. - It's exactly the same thing. 156 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:03,774 It's just worse. A child is dead. 157 00:08:03,808 --> 00:08:06,677 A very troubled young mother either did or didn't murder her. 158 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:08,845 Her parents are waiting to find out if their daughter's going to get the needle. 159 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,015 So thank God for TiVo, otherwise we wouldn't be able to sit down-- 160 00:08:12,049 --> 00:08:15,218 - It's news. - Yeah, say that three times and click your heels. 161 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:16,787 It's entertainment. 162 00:08:16,821 --> 00:08:19,456 And it's just-- Just this side of a snuff film. 163 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:21,358 - Sit down, Mac. - No, I don't want to sit. 164 00:08:21,392 --> 00:08:23,794 - Do it anyway, please. - 15 at the top, that's a quarter of the show. 165 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:25,662 - Mac. - And five at the bottom for a reset? 166 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:27,364 Please sit! 167 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:31,535 - Think I like it? - I know you don't. 168 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:34,238 It makes me sick. There isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky. 169 00:08:34,273 --> 00:08:36,474 Okay? We're in the same place on this. 170 00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:40,078 So let's be in the same place on this. 171 00:08:40,113 --> 00:08:41,613 We've had ratings dips before. 172 00:08:41,648 --> 00:08:44,016 First of all, not like this. Nothing like this. 173 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:47,220 Second, I want the debate. The three of us have talked about a new debate format 174 00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:50,357 for months and we're not going to be able to do it if they don't give us a debate. 175 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:52,159 - I just really-- - They're not gonna give us a debate 176 00:08:52,193 --> 00:08:54,461 if we're in fifth place. I want the debate. 177 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:56,329 I want to fundamentally change the way 178 00:08:56,364 --> 00:08:58,198 we interview presidential candidates for their job. 179 00:08:58,232 --> 00:09:00,166 If that means we have to be Jerry Springer 180 00:09:00,201 --> 00:09:02,001 for a few weeks, I'm willing to pay that price. 181 00:09:02,036 --> 00:09:04,904 When the going gets tough, the two of you really man up. 182 00:09:04,939 --> 00:09:07,474 Then go with your principles, Mac, but know 183 00:09:07,508 --> 00:09:09,776 a ratings hit like this is all Leona needs 184 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:13,413 to fire Will without having to explain why. 185 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:26,361 - All right. - You'll do it as classy as you can. 186 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:29,331 I'll have Will wear a top hat and monocle 187 00:09:29,366 --> 00:09:32,334 while he's showing pictures of the wet T-shirt contest. 188 00:09:36,072 --> 00:09:38,340 I'm sorry about the outburst in there. 189 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:41,143 Yeah, I'm not sure it was all about Casey Anthony. 190 00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:45,314 - How did it go? - He's doing it. 191 00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:47,283 Then he has to disclose that we were-- 192 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,518 I told him one parenthetical in the second graph. 193 00:09:49,553 --> 00:09:50,786 That's it. 194 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,755 He needs to be seen as a heavyweight again, Mac. 195 00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:54,723 He's not gonna write a tell-all. You're fine. 196 00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:59,394 Murrow did Person to Person. 197 00:09:59,428 --> 00:10:01,663 Celebrity interviews. It was a deal with Paley. 198 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,398 One for them, one for him. 199 00:10:03,432 --> 00:10:05,166 He interviewed Liberace, Mac, 200 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,568 just so he could keep going after McCarthy. 201 00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:09,937 Those were puff pieces. This is poison. 202 00:10:09,972 --> 00:10:13,540 If we're gonna do this, let's not pretend we're not doing this. 203 00:10:16,478 --> 00:10:18,812 - Jim Harper. - Hey. 204 00:10:18,846 --> 00:10:20,414 - Brian Brenner. - I know. 205 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,950 I wasn't sure if you remembered. It's been a few years. 206 00:10:22,984 --> 00:10:25,019 Sure. It's good to see you. 207 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:26,921 Are you looking at BigGoverment.com? 208 00:10:26,955 --> 00:10:28,556 - Yeah. - Don't make me write 209 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:31,893 that you're using Andrew Breitbart to research this show. 210 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,896 No, we're gonna be doing a mock debate at the end of next week. 211 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:39,201 - A mock debate? - The RNC is looking at Will to possibly host a debate, 212 00:10:39,235 --> 00:10:42,004 and Will and Mac have an idea for a new debate format. 213 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:44,140 We want to show them, so we're each playing a candidate 214 00:10:44,174 --> 00:10:47,477 and we're gonna do a mock debate on Michele Bachmann, so... 215 00:10:47,511 --> 00:10:48,812 - Andrew Breitbart. - Yeah. 216 00:10:48,846 --> 00:10:51,114 Tell me about this new debate format you guys want. 217 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:55,920 You know, I'm not really sure what I'm allowed to talk to you about yet. 218 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:58,088 Do you mind if we wait until I get some instructions? 219 00:10:58,123 --> 00:10:59,423 - Sure. - Thanks. 220 00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:06,297 Hey. 221 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,565 - Hey. - I heard you were here. 222 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:08,933 You're not getting out of town for the weekend? 223 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,601 - Nope. How about you? - Yeah. 224 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,404 I'm going to a think tank conference outside Baltimore. 225 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:15,773 The Institute For Capital Studies and Economic Growth. 226 00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:18,576 - It's gonna be a raver. - I think it's called a rager. 227 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,144 - Are you sure? - No. 228 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,880 It's either a rave or a rager or a raver. 229 00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:26,184 Don't think the Institute For Capital Studies and Economic Growth's gonna be any of them. 230 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,752 So I stopped in to give you a heads up. 231 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,187 I might need a couple extra minutes Tuesday night. 232 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,956 I don't think I can give it to you. 233 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,124 The House is going to vote up or down on increasing the debt ceiling. 234 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,460 - It's a cosmetic vote, but-- - If it's a cosmetic vote, why-- 235 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,696 It's news because first of all, it'll be the first time 236 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,764 in history the House lets the US default on its debt. 237 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,767 But moreover, it'll be the first shot 238 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,368 in the beginning of a very reckless, 239 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,172 extremely dangerous partisan fight that could end in catastrophe. 240 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,007 - Let me explain. - I can't give you the time. 241 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,709 - If Congress doesn't raise-- - I can't give you the extra time. 242 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:55,180 Starting Tuesday, I have to cover Casey Anthony. 243 00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,251 - I really liked that we weren't doing that. - I really liked it, too. 244 00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:02,420 By putting the debt ceiling vote in the A block, we'd be sending-- 245 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:05,857 I can't, Sloan. We lost half our audience last week. 246 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,359 That's not hyperbole. That's an actual number. 247 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,163 - Half our audience went to HLN at 8:00. - Half? 248 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,698 If we don't bring them home this week, we'll have lost most of them for good 249 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,000 and we could lose the debate. 250 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,969 Kenzie, I'm not just trying to get more airtime. 251 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,370 This is an incredibly important-- 252 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,906 I had 42 and a half minutes to work with. 253 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,541 I now have 22 and a half. 254 00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,109 Do you know how you're gonna budget the 22 and a half? 255 00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:27,444 Do you know what Tuesday's news is? 256 00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:29,846 We want the debate. That's the prize. 257 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,249 Those guys are studying on a Friday night of a three-day weekend. 258 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,551 - Okay, next question. - Congresswoman Bachmann, 259 00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:38,954 you're a proponent of reforming Social Security and Medicare. 260 00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:41,023 Can you give us some details of the reforms you have in mind? 261 00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:44,126 I'd start by reducing benefits for all but current recipients 262 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,228 as part of an effort to reduce the federal deficit. 263 00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:49,064 I'd like to add that President Obama has already transferred 264 00:12:49,098 --> 00:12:52,267 over $500 billion out of Medicare and into Obamacare, 265 00:12:52,301 --> 00:12:54,169 which I will repeal on my first day in office. 266 00:12:54,203 --> 00:12:57,071 Ms. Bachmann, are you aware that presidents can't repeal laws? 267 00:12:57,106 --> 00:13:00,575 I, Jim, am aware of that, but... 268 00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:01,910 Where are you getting the quote? 269 00:13:01,944 --> 00:13:04,679 BigGovernment.com. It's right here. 270 00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:08,316 - Hmm. - What? 271 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:12,020 Anthony Weiner's Twitter account got hacked. 272 00:13:12,054 --> 00:13:14,355 - Can I suggest a way to turn lemons into lemonade? - Sure. 273 00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:17,057 First you squeeze the juice from the lemons. Then add sugar and water. 274 00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:19,726 And you're not really into this joke, so I'm just going to say what I really wanted to say. 275 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:22,829 The Casey Anthony story actually gives us a chance to show 276 00:13:22,863 --> 00:13:24,931 how important the debt ceiling story is if we lead 277 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,465 with the debt ceiling instead of Casey Anthony. 278 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,367 When do you have to go to your raver? 279 00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:30,035 - I've got plenty of time. - Tea, can I have another? 280 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,438 - Yeah. - Hey, how about Brian Brenner? 281 00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,373 I've been reading him for years and didn't know what he looked like. 282 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:35,909 - He's cute. - Yeah. 283 00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,310 - Is he single? - He is. 284 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:38,744 - Are you interested? - Nope. 285 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:41,781 That's contempt prior to investigation. 286 00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:44,450 No, it's contempt after thorough investigation. 287 00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,085 - You dated him? - I did. 288 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,489 - When? - About six years ago. 289 00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:50,656 That's-- Wait. 290 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,625 - That's-- - Yeah. 291 00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:56,863 Six years ago, you were with the guy you were with before Will. 292 00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:59,366 Yeah. 293 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:03,137 - But that would-- - Oh, my God, Sloan. 294 00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:04,872 It's like the land where time stands still. 295 00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:07,509 Brian Brenner is the guy I cheated on Will with. 296 00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:12,848 I'd been with Will for a year and Brian started calling me again. 297 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,150 - Wow. - Yeah. 298 00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:17,286 - Why would he do the piece? - Brian? 299 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320 - Yeah. - He needs a cover story. 300 00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:19,921 And why would Will have Brian do the piece? 301 00:14:19,956 --> 00:14:22,390 That's a perfectly fair question to which I have no answer. 302 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:25,160 This is really messed up. 303 00:14:25,194 --> 00:14:29,197 Look, I'll do my best to find you the time you need for the story. 304 00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:32,000 We just need to hope there's no new piece of nonsense 305 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:36,270 I have to jam into my 22 minutes of Short Attention Span Theater. 306 00:14:36,304 --> 00:14:38,172 Anthony Weiner accidently tweeted 307 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,741 a picture of his groin to 40,000 followers. 308 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:43,110 ( Whimpers ) 309 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,681 Weiner: And I don't consider it that big a federal offense, 310 00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:50,284 but people want to pay attention to it and I guess I get it. 311 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,119 When you're named Weiner, it kind of goes with the territory. 312 00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:54,088 Have you ever taken a picture like this of yourself? 313 00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,556 I can tell you this, that there are-- 314 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,225 I have photographs. 315 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:00,728 I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me. 316 00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:03,531 I don't know what things have been manipulated and doctored. 317 00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:06,634 And we're gonna try to find out what happened. 318 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:09,537 But the most important reason I want to find out what happened is to make sure... 319 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:13,841 Weiner, McAvoy. Call me. You're getting terrible advice. 320 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,776 ( Turns off video ) 321 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,245 Well, the choices are to do something or to do nothing. 322 00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:21,714 If we do nothing, then the audience turns to the nearest guy doing something. 323 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:23,950 What exactly would our report be? 324 00:15:23,985 --> 00:15:26,052 That he's not answering questions very well? 325 00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:28,087 - I don't know. Give me three minutes. - To report what? 326 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:31,056 I don't know. But if I do nothing, it's gonna look like I'm protecting a liberal. 327 00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:33,859 Since when did we start caring about what it looks like instead of what it is? 328 00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:36,495 Reports on the Tea Party won't have credibility if we're not balanced. 329 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:39,898 Will, you're the one who said that balance 330 00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:42,267 for its own sake doesn't have any place in reporting. 331 00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:46,037 One from column A and one from column B is bullshit. 332 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:50,008 And boorish behavior isn't the same as taking the US Treasury hostage. 333 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,244 And when the RNC boys come here on Friday, they won't see it the same way. 334 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:56,047 And you'll explain to them we don't care that he's sexting. 335 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,050 - We care how he votes. - And they'll understand, give us the debate, 336 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,420 let us use the format we want, and we'll all go out for chocolate milk shakes. 337 00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:05,856 Three minutes in the B block, please, after Casey Anthony. 338 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,724 Okay. 339 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,760 I know it seems like a story that only affects 340 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:13,730 300,000 people in Queens, but since there's sex involved, 341 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,233 we can't deny its national importance. 342 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:20,104 Especially since we don't know all or even any of the facts. 343 00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:25,444 Three minutes. I assume you want the pictures. 344 00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:28,580 Good meeting. 345 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,422 I'm pretty familiar with that tone of voice. 346 00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:39,226 - I guess you are, too? - ( Sighs ) I am. 347 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:45,765 No one's been hitting the Tea Party as hard as you've been. 348 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,968 - Certainly no Republican. - That's not true. 349 00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:50,670 David Frum, Mark McKinnon, Alan Simpson, 350 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,005 Steve Schmidt, Andrew Sullivan. 351 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:54,107 Okay, but none of them work for Leona Lansing. 352 00:16:54,141 --> 00:16:56,343 I don't know. I think everybody works for Leona Lansing. 353 00:16:56,378 --> 00:17:00,147 She can't be happy that you're beating up people AWM needs on the Hill. 354 00:17:00,181 --> 00:17:02,683 I'm really not an expert on what does or doesn't make Leona happy. 355 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,818 Has she ever asked you to tone it down? 356 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,154 I'm not doing your reporting for you, Brian. 357 00:17:07,188 --> 00:17:09,690 I'm doing my reporting myself. I'm asking you a question. 358 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,294 I'm not commenting on or off the record about either Leona or Reese Lansing. 359 00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:16,531 - Does she want you fired? - If she wanted me fired, I'd be fired. 360 00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:18,566 All she has to do is buy my contract, 361 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,701 which she can do with the money under her sofa cushion. 362 00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:22,737 But then she'd have to explain why she was firing 363 00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:25,040 the second most watched anchor on cable 364 00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:26,975 and she can't do that. 365 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,778 Is it a coincidence that the tabloid stories about you 366 00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:31,146 started right after the election? 367 00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:33,182 I don't know. 368 00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:36,284 Do you think she's using her own tabloid magazine 369 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:37,819 to manufacture a reason to fire you? 370 00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,954 That would be a smart way to do it. 371 00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,123 And, of course, if you lost half your audience 372 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:45,092 because your show was too highbrow to cover Casey Anthony, 373 00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:46,861 she wouldn't even need to work that hard to do it. 374 00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:50,564 Firing an anchor for losing half his audience isn't unreasonable, 375 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:52,099 if that's what you're asking. 376 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,134 It wasn't and you know it. 377 00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:59,239 You're trying to get me to write this story without your fingerprints on it. 378 00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:03,543 AWM has to do business with Congress and you're making it much harder. 379 00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:06,579 Leona wants you fired, but can't do it unless she can explain it. 380 00:18:06,614 --> 00:18:09,181 She's hoping the tabloid stories build to a critical mass 381 00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:11,750 or that your ratings tank. 382 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:14,386 Say something if I'm wrong, say nothing if I'm right. 383 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,594 For what it's worth, I'd cave, too. 384 00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:25,666 No serious journalist would ever agree to the demands I made on Friday. 385 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,101 So for what it's worth, you already did. 386 00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:33,241 Are you ready to answer questions about the newsletter? 387 00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,877 - I haven't read it. - The mock debate's Friday. 388 00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:38,313 No, I'm being Ron Paul right now. I didn't write it. 389 00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:39,548 I've never read it. I've never heard it. 390 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,683 It's got my name on it, I've made money from it. 391 00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:44,219 The newsletters would get a standing ovation at a Klan rally, 392 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,321 but you should stop asking me questions about them. 393 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,423 - You need a better answer. - He needs a better answer. 394 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:51,093 Tell you what question I'd start off with. 395 00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:53,362 - Congresswoman Bachmann. - Yes? 396 00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:56,231 You've said that you were told to run for president by God. 397 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,066 - Please, I don't-- - You have, right? 398 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,335 You've said on a number of occasions that God told you to run for president. 399 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:03,504 I have some clips here if you'd like me to refresh your memory. 400 00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,238 - Nope, my memory is fresh. - Here's my question. 401 00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:07,107 - Good. - What does God's voice sound like? 402 00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:09,676 ( Laughing ) I'm completely serious. 403 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,445 She's saying that God spoke directly to her. 404 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,147 How is this not the first question asked in a debate? 405 00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:15,916 How's it not the only question? 406 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,686 What does His voice sound like? 407 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,723 What did He say exactly word for word? 408 00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:25,527 Did He speak in Hebrew? Acadian? Kiswahili-Bantu? 409 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:29,264 And to put it in a medical context, is this the first time you've heard voices? 410 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,533 She's claiming to be a prophet. 411 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,602 The whole world is sitting on the edge of their seat. 412 00:19:33,636 --> 00:19:36,105 How is this not the first question we'll ask? 413 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:39,041 First of all, can you stop pointing at me and saying she and her? 414 00:19:39,075 --> 00:19:41,210 You're the one who wanted to play a woman. 415 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:42,812 But tell me why that question is out of line. 416 00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:45,482 Because it's not the best way to demonstrate seriousness of intent 417 00:19:45,516 --> 00:19:47,484 and it's not the best way not to insult people. 418 00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:50,253 - Which people? - Christians. 83% of the country. 419 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,723 I'm one of them. And she's insulting me. 420 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,658 Please, stop pointing at me when you are-- 421 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,595 Relax, J. Edgar. She's insulting me, 422 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,498 she's insulting my family, she's insulting my congregation, 423 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,933 and she's insulting my faith. 424 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,235 She's implying that Christians are imbeciles 425 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,605 who will believe anything while reducing God 426 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,274 to a party hack who endorses political candidates. 427 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,611 Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is the first time since Moses 428 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,915 that God has given direct instructions to someone other than His son. 429 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,217 But if so, I think it deserves a follow-up. 430 00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,553 We're not going to get the debate if we're mocking their candidates. 431 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,788 The whole point of the new debate format 432 00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:24,657 is to compel the candidates to tell the truth 433 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,793 and make them responsible for their own rhetoric 434 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:29,528 by asking tougher questions than a Match.com profile. 435 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:33,165 If she knows what God wants, then I'm voting for her. 436 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,201 If she doesn't, she should stop saying so. 437 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,403 I'm not attacking Christians. I'm defending them. 438 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,338 - All right. - Just a moment, please. 439 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,241 - What? - I'm standing up for the tens of millions of Christians 440 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,644 who are tired of being represented by having our identity-- 441 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,580 There's been an identity theft. 442 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,782 That's it. That's the one I want. 443 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:53,686 I think you already know that starting tonight, 444 00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:55,988 we're leading with Casey Anthony. 445 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,490 Does anyone have a problem with that? 446 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,460 All right, well, we lost almost half a million viewers 447 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,128 to Nancy Grace last week. 448 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,063 Does anyone still have a problem with it? 449 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,633 We're gonna clear out some of these stories to make room. 450 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,603 "Senate obstruction become worst in US history." 451 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,705 That's a report by the Alliance For Justice. 452 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,709 The Senate's confirmed a smaller percentage of Obama's judicial appointees 453 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,610 than any other Senate and any other president. 454 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,013 No reason to care about that. 455 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,383 "Job situation dire, new stimulus needed." 456 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,319 This Congress ran on jobs, but they're focused on debt. 457 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:31,789 According to the payroll company ADP-- 458 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,425 I just solved unemployment. 459 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,829 "AFL-CIO sours on Obama." 460 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,027 We've got an analyst lined up to give a report card 461 00:21:40,062 --> 00:21:41,395 on Obama's union relationship. 462 00:21:41,429 --> 00:21:43,730 Will the AFL-CIO still be sour on him tomorrow? 463 00:21:43,765 --> 00:21:46,967 - I don't know. - Let's find out. 464 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,637 All right, to give us a crash course in how best 465 00:21:50,671 --> 00:21:52,772 to exploit this tragedy and to erase all boundaries 466 00:21:52,806 --> 00:21:54,874 of what should be used as entertainment, 467 00:21:54,908 --> 00:21:58,477 I've enlisted the help of a master of the dark arts. 468 00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:01,146 I understand I'm needed. 469 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:04,182 - Thank you. - Forget everything you know about the news. 470 00:22:04,216 --> 00:22:06,384 Done. What's next? 471 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,684 I'm Charlie Skinner. 472 00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:42,586 Good to meet you. 473 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,888 Should I just sit here? 474 00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:47,524 Sure. 475 00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:49,927 Should I call you Mr. Hancock? 476 00:22:49,961 --> 00:22:51,762 It's Schneider. 477 00:22:51,796 --> 00:22:53,864 - Schneider? - Ezra Schneider. 478 00:22:53,898 --> 00:22:56,433 How the hell many aliases do you have? 479 00:22:56,468 --> 00:22:57,835 I beg your pardon? 480 00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:59,937 Are you Late For Dinner? 481 00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:02,907 Mister, I have no idea what you're talking about. 482 00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:05,209 Charlie. 483 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,114 That has to have been strange for you. 484 00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:11,749 Late For Dinner? 485 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,668 - Solomon Hancock. - Charlie Skinner. 486 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:17,371 I thought because of the carnation-- 487 00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:19,340 Did we say anything about a carnation? 488 00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:23,078 No, but it's usually the international sign for-- 489 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,679 It doesn't matter. 490 00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,681 I'm a busy guy and if you're faffin' me around... 491 00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,616 Would you mind taking the battery out of your cell phone? 492 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:31,853 The walls in the New York Public Library are three feet thick. 493 00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,554 That's why we're meeting here. But I'd like you 494 00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,523 to take the battery out of your cell phone. 495 00:23:35,557 --> 00:23:37,325 You have reason to believe you're under surveillance? 496 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,694 Everyone's under surveillance. If you've got a cell phone-- 497 00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,362 It's talk like that that makes me-- 498 00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:44,031 Did I or did I not establish credibility on May 1st? 499 00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:48,035 You correctly predicted that we'd all be called to work, yes. 500 00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:51,338 Sometimes at the NSA, we download a rolling bug 501 00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:54,541 onto smartphones to slave the microphone. 502 00:23:54,575 --> 00:23:57,144 You ever get an unwanted text message? 503 00:23:57,178 --> 00:23:59,746 All the time, but they're from my boss. 504 00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:02,616 Here. 505 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,785 I'll never be able to put that back together. 506 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,854 They're coming out with a better model in six months. 507 00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:09,955 That's unusual for the tech industry. 508 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,426 Can you tell me a little about yourself? 509 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:16,896 I started out chasing around a Soviet Pacific Fleet 510 00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:19,765 doing signal intelligence cryptology for the Navy. 511 00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:24,303 But when the Berlin Wall came down, my war was over. 512 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,540 So I went into the private sector like everybody else in the '90s, 513 00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:28,942 only not for a dot-com, 514 00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:32,245 doing data compression for fiber optics. 515 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,082 Then 9/11 happened and I decided 516 00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:37,751 it was a good time to get back into public service hunting bad guys. 517 00:24:37,785 --> 00:24:38,852 You're an IT guy. 518 00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:41,856 My title is Assistant Deputy Director 519 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:45,559 of Technology and Systems, Cryptology, and Mathematics at NSA. 520 00:24:49,598 --> 00:24:51,065 I'm gonna have to-- 521 00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:56,305 I product test software. 522 00:24:56,339 --> 00:24:58,807 - NSA software? - Yes, sir. 523 00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:01,076 Can you tell me about the software? 524 00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:03,946 It's data mining. 525 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,782 One of the ways the NSA was tracking bin Laden, 526 00:25:06,817 --> 00:25:08,484 or any terrorist for that matter, 527 00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:11,753 was to write code that would sift through 528 00:25:11,788 --> 00:25:13,755 millions of electronic communications 529 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:15,824 looking for a needle in a giant haystack. 530 00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:18,960 You know the machine that Batman uses in The Dark Knight 531 00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:21,395 to find the Joker, but when Morgan Freeman finds out about it, 532 00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:24,465 he says, "I'm quitting because no man should have this much power"? 533 00:25:24,499 --> 00:25:27,467 - No. - No what? 534 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:31,405 - I do not know that machine. - Well, it exists. 535 00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:34,746 We gave the contract to two defense contracting big boys 536 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:37,181 and it was my job mostly to make sure that they delivered 537 00:25:37,216 --> 00:25:38,716 and that it worked. 538 00:25:38,751 --> 00:25:41,453 The project title is GLOBAL CLARITY 539 00:25:41,487 --> 00:25:45,491 and it intercepts 1.7 billion phone calls, 540 00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:47,626 emails, and texts every day. 541 00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,462 - Legally? - By what standard? 542 00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,497 - The law. - No. 543 00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,933 It involves a significant amount of illegal, 544 00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:56,202 warrantless wiretapping of American citizens. 545 00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:59,371 Just to be-- When you say warrantless, 546 00:25:59,406 --> 00:26:01,273 are you saying unnecessary? 547 00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:04,177 Without a warrant. Warrantless. 548 00:26:04,211 --> 00:26:06,479 We could hunt for terrorists legally, 549 00:26:06,513 --> 00:26:09,348 but due to our bosses' devotion to GLOBAL CLARITY, 550 00:26:09,383 --> 00:26:13,019 the NSA has been happily violating the Fourth Amendment, 551 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:14,954 USSID 18, 552 00:26:14,988 --> 00:26:19,425 and about a dozen of the NSA's own regulations about spying on Americans. 553 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:22,629 You've got guys listening in on ex-wives, 554 00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:25,365 dropping in on calls from soldiers overseas, 555 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,567 checking out what movie stars are up to. 556 00:26:27,602 --> 00:26:29,803 Am I the first person you've talked to about this? 557 00:26:29,837 --> 00:26:33,140 No, stop confusing me with Donald Sutherland in JFK. 558 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,941 Well, a second ago, you were Morgan Freeman. 559 00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:36,943 I have testified in front of Congress 560 00:26:36,977 --> 00:26:39,846 and to the Pentagon Inspector General. I got nowhere. 561 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,149 Nobody on the Hill wants to admit it's fucked up 562 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:46,286 because nobody wants to be seen as post-9/11 soft. 563 00:26:46,321 --> 00:26:48,889 Where does AWM come in? 564 00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:51,492 Atlantis World Media owns Atlantis Cable News. 565 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,629 - Yeah. - It also owns the tabloid TMI. 566 00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,632 - Yeah. - The shit that's happening 567 00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:59,768 at Murdoch's News of the World in London, 568 00:26:59,802 --> 00:27:02,271 TMI has been doing the same thing for years. 569 00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:05,474 - How high does it go? - I don't know. 570 00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:07,743 Does it go as high as Leona Lansing? 571 00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:09,378 - No. - Good. 572 00:27:09,412 --> 00:27:12,047 It goes as high as her son. 573 00:27:12,081 --> 00:27:15,584 TMI is doing phone and computer hacking 574 00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:17,219 and Reese Lansing knows? 575 00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:19,421 Reese has been ordering it. 576 00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:22,257 - I'm gonna give you-- - Hang on. 577 00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,292 I need to digest that. 578 00:27:24,327 --> 00:27:28,229 Reese Lansing is James Murdoch, 579 00:27:28,263 --> 00:27:30,898 but Lansing's been ordering it. 580 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,601 Digested yet? 581 00:27:38,774 --> 00:27:40,374 These classified? 582 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,343 Yeah, because I'm dying to violate the Espionage Act. 583 00:27:42,377 --> 00:27:45,013 These are just transcripts of my testimony 584 00:27:45,047 --> 00:27:47,716 before the House subcommittee and the Pentagon. 585 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,453 Vet me, vet the material. Take all the time you need. 586 00:27:51,487 --> 00:27:53,555 Why are you whistle-blowing? 587 00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:57,225 I fought the Soviets. 588 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,827 The way their government made their people live their lives 589 00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:02,430 was a very good reason to fight them. 590 00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:04,665 After 9/11, 591 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,335 we started doing the exact same thing. 592 00:28:07,369 --> 00:28:10,438 I didn't spend my life fighting Communists 593 00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,373 to have it come to this. 594 00:28:12,408 --> 00:28:14,876 Report on GLOBAL CLARITY. 595 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,145 And once I see that report, I'll give you what you need 596 00:28:17,179 --> 00:28:19,080 to protect yourself from Leona Lansing. 597 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:22,050 How do you know we need protecting from Leona Lansing? 598 00:28:22,084 --> 00:28:24,986 Have you been listening? 'Cause we have. 599 00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:47,474 Don: This woman is the best I've ever seen. 600 00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,310 Center screen is Nancy. 601 00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:51,479 These three corners are live feeds of the guest experts. 602 00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:53,881 - What are they experts in? - Agreeing with everything Nancy says. 603 00:28:53,915 --> 00:28:55,683 - But what keeps your atten-- - Excuse me. 604 00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:59,621 This is Brian Brenner, everyone. 605 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,923 It's possible he's going to be writing a feature on 2.0. 606 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,292 But we're in a tryout period right now. 607 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,727 Everything's off the record. 608 00:29:05,761 --> 00:29:07,896 Go ahead. What keeps our attention? 609 00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:09,464 Is the bottom right corner where they're playing 610 00:29:09,532 --> 00:29:11,800 a loop of little Caylee from a home video. 611 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:15,571 Question: Hell. Do you think it's as bad as everyone says it is? 612 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:18,341 That was a tribute to Caylee. 613 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:21,678 But how will they explain the duct tape 614 00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:24,014 around the child's mouth and nose? 615 00:29:24,048 --> 00:29:25,415 And how will they explain 616 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:28,752 all the lies that Tot Mom told? 617 00:29:28,786 --> 00:29:30,620 Now they're not talking about the tattoo 618 00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:32,755 on Casey's back, but they put it full screen. Why? 619 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,590 Because Tess was just about to look somewhere else, 620 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,625 so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention. 621 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,227 He's right. I was gonna Google Mac's hell question. 622 00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:40,695 Plus tattoo equals bad mom. 623 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,631 No one's ever gone broke in America serving up 624 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,099 a woman who makes other women feel superior. 625 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:46,234 Grace: The series of lies 626 00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:48,970 that finally came crashing down around her. 627 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:50,972 If she would lie about that, 628 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:53,440 why should I believe an accident is true? 629 00:29:53,475 --> 00:29:55,642 Don't spend time thinking about her airtight syllogism. 630 00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:57,978 Her EP's showing duct tape and a plastic bag, 631 00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:00,714 so you know you're watching the real CSI Miami. 632 00:30:00,748 --> 00:30:02,716 How to make weapons 633 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,585 out of home materials found in the home. 634 00:30:05,619 --> 00:30:08,087 About breaking necks. 635 00:30:08,122 --> 00:30:10,456 How can they explain that? 636 00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,825 They can't explain it, Nancy. 637 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:16,229 The defense is doing what the defense has to do. 638 00:30:16,263 --> 00:30:18,731 Don: Now, Bill Sheaffer has done his job. 639 00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:21,267 He agreed with Nancy. We don't need to see his face anymore. 640 00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,503 Look how cute Caylee is. 641 00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:26,240 She deserved better than a mom with a tattoo. 642 00:30:26,274 --> 00:30:27,774 She deserved... 643 00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,677 - She deserved... - Me. 644 00:30:30,711 --> 00:30:32,512 - Me. - Me. 645 00:30:32,547 --> 00:30:34,881 Tess, how's that Google search coming? 646 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,251 It does look pretty bad. A lot of fire. 647 00:30:37,285 --> 00:30:40,053 You'll notice little of her coverage in this instance is about the law. 648 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,854 You know, come to think of it, I did notice that. 649 00:30:41,889 --> 00:30:43,690 Don: It's all based on an emotional appeal. 650 00:30:43,724 --> 00:30:46,359 The way she would with a jury if there was no judge there to stop her. 651 00:30:46,393 --> 00:30:48,261 Watch how she breaks down courtroom footage. 652 00:30:48,295 --> 00:30:50,964 Grace: Liz, let's see the video of Tot Mom 653 00:30:50,998 --> 00:30:54,968 and Jose Baez back at it in court again today. 654 00:30:55,002 --> 00:30:59,540 Not a good look between a death penalty defendant 655 00:30:59,574 --> 00:31:01,942 and the lead defense attorney. 656 00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:03,710 Don: Two seconds. 657 00:31:03,745 --> 00:31:06,780 Two seconds of Casey Anthony walking past her lawyer-- 658 00:31:06,814 --> 00:31:08,715 And she'll show it to you in slow motion 659 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:11,185 and from a different angle 660 00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:14,054 and at regular speed and from the original angle again. 661 00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,123 - What does that remind you of? - Instant replay in sports. 662 00:31:16,157 --> 00:31:17,958 And she looks pretty pissed at her lawyer. 663 00:31:17,992 --> 00:31:20,694 And that's exactly why she's showing it to you so many times. 664 00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:23,130 So you have a chance to draw your own thoroughly uninformed opinion 665 00:31:23,165 --> 00:31:24,833 about an utterly innocuous exchange. 666 00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:26,334 She looks pissed. 667 00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:29,104 I wonder if she's sleeping with her lawyer. I bet she is. 668 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,239 I wonder if that's what she looked like when she killed Caylee. 669 00:31:31,273 --> 00:31:34,309 This is the best TV ever. I've got to go on my Casey Anthony Facebook page 670 00:31:34,343 --> 00:31:36,912 and see if my Casey Anthony Facebook friends just saw Casey Anthony 671 00:31:36,946 --> 00:31:38,914 make a Casey Anthony face at her Casey Anthony lawyer. 672 00:31:38,948 --> 00:31:41,683 All right, enough. Will's a criminal prosecutor. 673 00:31:41,718 --> 00:31:44,819 Maybe he can talk about how our justice system wasn't built to lock up guilty people. 674 00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:46,587 It was built to keep innocent people free, 675 00:31:46,622 --> 00:31:49,257 which is something Americans should be proud of and fiercely protect. 676 00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:51,092 No. 677 00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:53,395 He can't ever imply that the viewer 678 00:31:53,429 --> 00:31:55,163 doesn't already know everything and that she might be innocent. 679 00:31:55,198 --> 00:31:58,034 If we're gonna cover this, we're gonna cover it our way. 680 00:31:58,068 --> 00:31:59,802 What's the point of covering it at all unless we do it 681 00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,537 in a way that gets our audience back? 682 00:32:01,572 --> 00:32:03,573 A modest proposal. We could ourselves 683 00:32:03,608 --> 00:32:05,175 commit murder on our air. 684 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:07,678 In your face, Nancy Grace! 685 00:32:11,282 --> 00:32:12,950 How do we get the best guests? 686 00:32:12,984 --> 00:32:15,485 There's a guy you're gonna have to deal with named Dylan Kagin. 687 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,388 He's like the Broadway Danny Rose of tabloid suffering. 688 00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:19,756 He's an agent? 689 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:21,325 You ever ask yourself why of all the missing kids 690 00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:23,059 and murdered coeds, most of them go unnoticed 691 00:32:23,094 --> 00:32:25,095 - and some become national scandals? - Sex appeal. 692 00:32:25,129 --> 00:32:28,232 Right, but someone's got to find Lana Turner sitting at the drugstore counter. 693 00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:31,702 Dylan Kagin gropes through the trailer park of American jurisprudence 694 00:32:31,736 --> 00:32:33,537 for what he calls "Oh, my God" stories. 695 00:32:33,571 --> 00:32:36,339 Then he drops in on the victims, the accused, the jurors, the cops, 696 00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,541 whoever he can sell to the press, the networks, and the studios. 697 00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,976 He packages the missing white girl. 698 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,944 All right, that'll be the A block. 699 00:32:41,979 --> 00:32:43,246 By 2:00, show me where we are. 700 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,780 The B block's gonna be Anthony Weiner, 701 00:32:44,815 --> 00:32:46,549 so, Jim, start putting something together. 702 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,218 All we really have are the pictures and Weiner not answering questions. 703 00:32:49,252 --> 00:32:52,088 - I know that. - You don't want to wait until we have-- 704 00:32:52,122 --> 00:32:54,223 Facts? No, that would be newsy and elitist. 705 00:32:54,257 --> 00:32:56,358 Let's just call them-- The A and the B block-- 706 00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:58,160 Let's just think of them as a polished, 707 00:32:58,195 --> 00:33:00,062 tightly produced abomination. 708 00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:02,131 I've been sitting here and I'm getting a little sick of this. 709 00:33:02,165 --> 00:33:04,100 - You and me both. - Jesus Christ. 710 00:33:04,134 --> 00:33:06,669 For a few weeks, we're not gonna ask the country to eat its vegetables. 711 00:33:06,704 --> 00:33:09,072 Why? Because there's a debate we want to do 712 00:33:09,106 --> 00:33:11,941 that trumps all of your Sarah Lawrence ethical conundrums. 713 00:33:11,975 --> 00:33:13,743 It shouldn't be too hard to understand. 714 00:33:13,777 --> 00:33:15,945 So get it the fuck together. 715 00:33:18,448 --> 00:33:20,283 He happens to be right. 716 00:33:20,317 --> 00:33:22,518 "War on drugs a failure." 717 00:33:22,553 --> 00:33:25,054 I know how it feels. 718 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,660 Show me where we are at 2:00. 719 00:33:32,664 --> 00:33:35,433 - Charlie: Can I see you a second? - Mackenzie: Yeah. 720 00:33:45,744 --> 00:33:48,179 - Do you mind if I sit in on-- - Yeah, sorry, no. 721 00:33:49,515 --> 00:33:51,783 Not sure that's the best way to get good press. 722 00:33:51,818 --> 00:33:54,487 May 1st, the night we got bin Laden, I got a call 723 00:33:54,521 --> 00:33:56,855 from an anonymous source at 7:30 724 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:59,225 telling me the White House would send an email blast 725 00:33:59,259 --> 00:34:01,560 to all the news agencies in 90 minutes, 726 00:34:01,595 --> 00:34:04,264 and obviously it turned out he was right. 727 00:34:04,298 --> 00:34:07,167 He was demonstrating his credibility. 728 00:34:07,201 --> 00:34:09,336 His name is Solomon Hancock. 729 00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:11,704 He works in software engineering at the NSA 730 00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:13,906 and he handed me a stack of documents, 731 00:34:13,941 --> 00:34:17,042 transcripts of his testimony describing illegal surveillance. 732 00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:19,311 We have to start vetting him and the documents. 733 00:34:19,345 --> 00:34:21,479 It's gonna take at least a few days, but that's part one. 734 00:34:21,514 --> 00:34:22,880 What's part two? 735 00:34:22,915 --> 00:34:25,383 If we air his story, he'll give us evidence 736 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:28,485 that TMI's been doing the same thing as News of the World. 737 00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,389 - Hacking? - Everything. 738 00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:34,993 - TMI's been hacking? - Hancock says he's got the proof. 739 00:34:35,027 --> 00:34:37,395 Jesus Christ. How high does he say it goes? 740 00:34:37,463 --> 00:34:38,730 Reese. 741 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,568 - Let's get on with the vet. - I'll have Jim run it. 742 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,503 - Is he up for this? - He is, Will. 743 00:34:44,537 --> 00:34:46,104 I taught him how to do the news. 744 00:34:46,139 --> 00:34:48,540 I taught them all how to do the news. 745 00:34:48,575 --> 00:34:50,876 Can you give us a second? 746 00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:53,212 I'm done. 747 00:34:57,483 --> 00:34:59,351 Why did it have to be Brian? 748 00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:03,221 Because I own him now. He needs a cover story. 749 00:35:03,255 --> 00:35:05,056 If he writes a negative one, he'll get slammed 750 00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:07,191 with the whole soap opera of our history. 751 00:35:07,226 --> 00:35:08,593 Are you lying right now? 752 00:35:08,627 --> 00:35:11,029 - Anything else? - Yeah. 753 00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:14,900 Sloan says on Thursday, the House is gonna vote to default on our loans, 754 00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:17,569 leading to a global economic meltdown. 755 00:35:17,604 --> 00:35:21,840 Should I put that before or after Anthony Weiner in his underwear? 756 00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:26,078 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 757 00:35:34,487 --> 00:35:36,154 Will: That's all for us tonight. 758 00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:38,189 Tomorrow we'll be bringing you all the highlights 759 00:35:38,224 --> 00:35:41,026 from day seven of the trial and Detective Yuri Melich, 760 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:44,597 the first officer to interview Casey Anthony in 2008. 761 00:35:44,631 --> 00:35:46,499 Terry Smith is coming up from Washington 762 00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,601 with the Capital Report. I'm Will McAvoy. 763 00:35:48,635 --> 00:35:51,437 Good night. ( Music playing ) 764 00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:03,748 Reporter: Will McAvoy, your new choice for Casey Anthony coverage. 765 00:36:03,783 --> 00:36:05,316 - They're coming home. - Yeah? 766 00:36:05,351 --> 00:36:06,784 We promo'd the hell of it. 767 00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:08,653 We got 150,000 viewers back. 768 00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:11,522 25-54, almost all women. 769 00:36:11,556 --> 00:36:14,091 That's toasters, furniture, food, clothes, 770 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,926 kids' clothes, vacation plans. 771 00:36:16,961 --> 00:36:18,895 Our heads are above water now, so do not stop. 772 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:20,597 - We won't. - How about this heat? 773 00:36:20,631 --> 00:36:22,665 - Yeah. - 9:00 in the morning, it's already 87. 774 00:36:22,699 --> 00:36:24,867 It's gonna hit 98. That would beat the record for this day 775 00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:27,236 - that was set in 1933. - Yeah. 776 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:29,238 - You're looking at me funny. - Yeah? 777 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:31,707 - I know you hate this. - I'm looking at you the regular way. 778 00:36:31,741 --> 00:36:32,908 - If you say so. - I do. 779 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:36,078 There are also tornado warnings. 780 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:38,781 - Reese. - What? 781 00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:41,551 - Nothing. - All right, so it's gonna get up to 98. 782 00:36:41,585 --> 00:36:44,888 That's a record. And there are tornado warnings for New York City. 783 00:36:44,922 --> 00:36:47,090 Well, you know, Aunt Bee, tornados are just God's way 784 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:48,959 of destroying property and killing people. 785 00:36:48,993 --> 00:36:50,460 People like hearing about extreme weather. 786 00:36:50,494 --> 00:36:52,295 We're not doing a fucking weather report, okay? 787 00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:54,198 We're not coming up with some "Tornado Watch" graphic. 788 00:36:54,232 --> 00:36:56,333 We're a serious news organization. 789 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:59,369 Tonight we'll be reporting on the killer cocktail waitress and the congressman-- 790 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:01,805 - Is Mac bitching at you? - Not nearly as much as she should be. 791 00:37:01,839 --> 00:37:04,841 I came in here to tell you you got back 150,000 viewers 792 00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,409 you lost while you were trying to be above it. 793 00:37:06,444 --> 00:37:08,578 We'll be sure not to try that again. 794 00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:10,046 98 degrees is when we have power outages. 795 00:37:10,081 --> 00:37:11,915 Wait a second. Wait a second. 796 00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:13,950 I don't want to go all conspiracy theory on you, 797 00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:16,419 but I think the heat might be related to power outages. 798 00:37:16,453 --> 00:37:19,255 - Take it easy. - Say hi to your mom. 799 00:37:19,289 --> 00:37:21,357 Will do. 800 00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:25,995 Visiting hours will be Tuesday and Friday. 801 00:37:26,062 --> 00:37:28,097 Don't be nervous. 802 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:34,169 We got 150,000 viewers back last night. Mostly women. 803 00:37:34,203 --> 00:37:35,703 - I know. - I was telling her. 804 00:37:35,738 --> 00:37:38,707 You know, it's gonna get up to 98 degrees. 805 00:37:38,741 --> 00:37:40,208 Next person who tells me about the damn weather... 806 00:37:40,243 --> 00:37:41,543 Do you know what you're doing here? 807 00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:43,478 I've been asked to tell you about the weather. 808 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:46,881 Does it feel to you like anyone in this room is in the mood for a joke? 809 00:37:46,915 --> 00:37:49,049 It absolutely does not. 810 00:37:49,084 --> 00:37:51,018 We want you to lead the vetting of this source. 811 00:37:51,053 --> 00:37:54,488 He's telling us about illegal surveillance at the NSA. 812 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,659 He's also telling us that TMI is in the same game as News of the World. 813 00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:00,595 Jesus. 814 00:38:00,629 --> 00:38:03,130 We're looking at a couple of scenarios, Jim. 815 00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:05,299 One is that we're sitting on a scoop that could shake up the NSA 816 00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:07,134 and maybe have the country take another look at the Patriot Act. 817 00:38:07,169 --> 00:38:09,337 But the TMI element, doesn't that-- 818 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:11,906 And another is that someone's trying to discredit us 819 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,643 by having Will get Dan Rather-ed. 820 00:38:14,677 --> 00:38:18,347 You'll need to file a couple of hundred Freedom of Information Act requests 821 00:38:18,381 --> 00:38:20,916 and you'll need to get into this guy's personal life 822 00:38:20,951 --> 00:38:23,386 and you'll need to do it all 823 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,656 without raising any flags at the NSA. 824 00:38:26,691 --> 00:38:28,191 Are you up for this? 825 00:38:32,497 --> 00:38:35,165 - Yeah. - We don't need it fast, we need it right. 826 00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:38,334 - But we need it fast. - I'll start mapping it out. 827 00:38:38,369 --> 00:38:40,202 Jim, since the day you started working here, 828 00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:42,939 I never felt the need to remind you about confidentiality 829 00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:44,874 and I don't feel that need now. 830 00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:50,680 Okay. 831 00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,325 - Gotcha. - Oh, God. 832 00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:03,660 - You feel like being interviewed? - You read my mind. 833 00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:05,496 I can't think of anything I'd rather do right now 834 00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,398 than be interviewed by my ex-boyfriend, 835 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,665 except maybe eat my desk. 836 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,101 - It seems like a bad week to be here. - It is. 837 00:39:11,135 --> 00:39:14,104 I came here to write a story about how Will and News Night changed overnight. 838 00:39:14,138 --> 00:39:16,172 - And then you changed overnight. - Look. 839 00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:18,741 - It's the old Will all over-- - These are extraordinary circumstances. 840 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:20,509 That's what everyone says when they abandon their principles. 841 00:39:20,544 --> 00:39:23,111 I'm no longer required to live up to your standards. 842 00:39:23,146 --> 00:39:25,848 - Fair enough. - Thank you. 843 00:39:29,685 --> 00:39:31,519 What's so special about this debate? 844 00:39:31,554 --> 00:39:33,722 If we get what we want, no one will ever go back. 845 00:39:33,756 --> 00:39:35,323 We'll have changed the debates forever. 846 00:39:35,357 --> 00:39:38,159 And your concern is that if your ratings are low, you'll lose leverage? 847 00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,462 - Yes. - Is that your concern or Will's concern? 848 00:39:40,496 --> 00:39:42,397 Will's concerns are my concerns. 849 00:39:42,431 --> 00:39:45,567 'Cause another way of looking at it is that he lost his invisible friends 850 00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:48,870 to Nancy Grace and he's using the debate as an excuse to dumb the show down. 851 00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:51,974 That's a pretty bold statement from a guy who's auditioning for a job. 852 00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,409 He's gonna give me the job. And it's not like I don't know why. 853 00:39:54,443 --> 00:39:57,479 - Do you? - I do because I'm not a fucking moron. 854 00:39:57,514 --> 00:39:59,915 The email that was read by everyone in the world, 855 00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:03,152 "I cheated on Will," you were talking about me, right? 856 00:40:06,423 --> 00:40:09,259 - Yes. - You were seeing Will while we were together? 857 00:40:09,293 --> 00:40:11,261 If you count drunk dialing me at midnight and saying, 858 00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:14,599 "Just come on over and crawl into bed" as being together, then yes. 859 00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:15,967 - I count it. - Then yes. 860 00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:17,635 You cheated on me with Will? 861 00:40:17,669 --> 00:40:20,472 Let's be as clear as anyone has ever been about anything. 862 00:40:20,506 --> 00:40:22,407 I cheated on Will with you. 863 00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:23,842 And I'm paying the price. 864 00:40:23,877 --> 00:40:25,945 I work 30 feet from the life I could have had 865 00:40:25,979 --> 00:40:27,446 if I hadn't been so stupid. 866 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,548 And you're looking at the life you could have had 867 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:31,684 if you hadn't been a douchebag. 868 00:40:35,422 --> 00:40:37,757 How's the interview going so far? 869 00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:40,493 Is douchebag one word or two? 870 00:40:40,527 --> 00:40:42,828 ( Tapping on glass ) Come in. 871 00:40:42,863 --> 00:40:46,232 - Sorry, I can come back. - No, what do you need? 872 00:40:47,534 --> 00:40:52,271 Ahem, well, there's a story I'd like to pitch. 873 00:40:52,306 --> 00:40:55,475 Brian, this is Neal Sampat. Neal writes Will's blog. 874 00:40:55,509 --> 00:40:58,211 - Will doesn't write Will's blog? - Will can't find Will's blog. 875 00:40:58,245 --> 00:41:00,513 Neal wants to be a producer, so from time to time, 876 00:41:00,548 --> 00:41:03,249 he pitches stories. What do you got? 877 00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,885 You know what a troll is, right? 878 00:41:04,919 --> 00:41:07,120 A tiny creature that stands under a footbridge 879 00:41:07,155 --> 00:41:09,723 and makes you answer a riddle before you're allowed to pass. 880 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,792 - They're not real, man. - I know that. 881 00:41:11,827 --> 00:41:13,160 He means the other kind of troll. 882 00:41:13,195 --> 00:41:15,496 You don't know the first clue what he means. 883 00:41:15,531 --> 00:41:17,165 I mean the other kind of troll. 884 00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:19,100 A little backup would have killed you? 885 00:41:19,168 --> 00:41:21,303 Sorry, Internet trolls. It's a play on a fishing term. 886 00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:22,604 People who go to message boards 887 00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:24,406 and try to hijack the conversation by being incendiary. 888 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,742 - What about them? - Turns out they have their own websites. 889 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,244 Like an online clubhouse. And to be accepted into the group, 890 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,480 you have to be able to point to a successful incident of trolling, 891 00:41:31,515 --> 00:41:34,684 a recent time when you made a whole bunch of posters lose their minds. 892 00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:37,319 Or better yet, got the site monitor to shut down the board. 893 00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:40,222 Actually, I like it. And it's not about Bigfoot. 894 00:41:40,256 --> 00:41:42,691 Write this down, News Night is gonna break the story on Bigfoot. 895 00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:45,861 We're not. Don't write that down. Will they talk to you? 896 00:41:45,895 --> 00:41:48,897 They won't talk to a reporter, but I thought maybe I'd try to get in there. 897 00:41:48,931 --> 00:41:52,701 Undercover? Aren't you gonna have to say you trolled something? 898 00:41:52,735 --> 00:41:55,069 I'm not gonna have to say it, I'm gonna actually have to do it. 899 00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:56,738 To who? 900 00:41:56,772 --> 00:42:00,041 Well, I don't want to ding on an innocent person for a story, 901 00:42:00,076 --> 00:42:01,643 so I'm gonna have to do it to one of us. 902 00:42:01,677 --> 00:42:02,777 You can't be anonymous on our website. 903 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,912 No, I mean do it to us on another website. 904 00:42:03,946 --> 00:42:06,448 - What would it be? - I don't know yet. 905 00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,485 Come back when you know, but you've made it past the first hurdle. 906 00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:11,821 Thank you. 907 00:42:14,725 --> 00:42:16,658 - Sloan. - How's her mood in there? 908 00:42:16,693 --> 00:42:18,761 It's not good, but let me ask you something. 909 00:42:18,795 --> 00:42:21,297 For the sake of a story, 910 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:25,401 how would you feel about me going on the Internet and saying vicious things 911 00:42:25,435 --> 00:42:27,636 about you that might get an argument started about misogyny? 912 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,271 - What kind of vicious things? - I don't know. 913 00:42:30,306 --> 00:42:32,474 - What would the general area be? - I really don't know. 914 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:35,544 - Something about the way you look? - Like what? 915 00:42:35,578 --> 00:42:37,946 - I'd be making it up. - What would you be making up? 916 00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:41,316 It wouldn't be true. It'd be something like-- 917 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,219 Something along the lines of she screwed her way to the top 918 00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:47,055 and she's got a big ass. Only it would have to be-- 919 00:42:47,089 --> 00:42:49,724 Listen to me, Sampat. 920 00:42:49,759 --> 00:42:52,460 - Do I? - Of course not. 921 00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:57,465 Okay. 922 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,234 - I can do it? - You cannot. 923 00:42:59,268 --> 00:43:01,369 If you want, you can say that I made it to the final round 924 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,405 of the K through six regionals in the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee. 925 00:43:03,439 --> 00:43:06,341 That's not gonna help me. 926 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,644 You know, a lot of guys like women with big-- 927 00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:12,314 Do they really? 928 00:43:12,348 --> 00:43:13,916 Never mind. 929 00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:16,251 I don't know what you're talking about and I have my own problems. 930 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,293 - Jim. - Yeah? 931 00:43:24,328 --> 00:43:26,162 I got a woman on the phone who says she's got some tweets 932 00:43:26,197 --> 00:43:27,664 from Anthony Weiner and wants to talk to us. 933 00:43:27,698 --> 00:43:30,467 - What are you telling me for? - Seniority? 934 00:43:30,501 --> 00:43:33,770 Well, I'm handing her off to the next most senior person. 935 00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:35,171 Kendra, take the Weiner girl. 936 00:43:35,206 --> 00:43:37,273 - Gary, take the Weiner girl. - Tess. 937 00:43:37,308 --> 00:43:40,710 - Tamara. - We were hired as interns the same day. 938 00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:43,580 I was hired in the morning. You were hired after lunch. Take the Weiner girl. 939 00:43:43,614 --> 00:43:47,184 - Please, don't make me take the Weiner girl. - Respect the seniority. 940 00:43:47,218 --> 00:43:49,252 Who do I have seniority over? 941 00:43:50,955 --> 00:43:52,422 Maggie. 942 00:43:54,492 --> 00:43:56,960 - Can people still see me? - On five. 943 00:44:02,567 --> 00:44:04,301 Hi, this is Margaret Jordan. 944 00:44:04,335 --> 00:44:06,470 I'm an associate producer at News Night. 945 00:44:06,504 --> 00:44:09,272 Okay, can you spell that for me? 946 00:44:09,306 --> 00:44:11,908 Okay, wait. 947 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:13,209 Hang on. 948 00:44:13,243 --> 00:44:15,879 I-- No, you're gonna get a chance. 949 00:44:17,448 --> 00:44:21,784 Uh, well, you certainly seem to want to share your story. 950 00:44:23,187 --> 00:44:25,154 You really can't just drop in on a doctor. 951 00:44:25,189 --> 00:44:27,624 - What if it's an emergency? - You go to the emergency room. 952 00:44:27,658 --> 00:44:29,459 They don't have psychiatric emergency rooms. 953 00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:31,829 They should. You're a good reason why. 954 00:44:31,863 --> 00:44:34,764 - You want a piece of me? - Seriously? 955 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,933 - No. - Yeah. 956 00:44:41,172 --> 00:44:42,705 Does he look over at the red light? 957 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:44,007 Does he look every few minutes? 958 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,175 If I was your therapist, 959 00:44:45,209 --> 00:44:47,143 I'd definitely look every few minutes. 960 00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:49,645 Hey, hey, you can't do that. 961 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,981 It's okay. He likes me. 962 00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:54,350 - Will. - I'm sorry. 963 00:44:54,384 --> 00:44:56,118 - I'm with a patient. - I really just need a second. 964 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:59,021 I'm glad to see you back here, but you need to come during your appointment. 965 00:44:59,055 --> 00:45:01,624 I could be dead by then. 966 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,259 Are you having suicidal thoughts? 967 00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:04,927 - No. - Then why did you say that? 968 00:45:04,961 --> 00:45:07,196 - Just to get your attention. - I'm going back to my patient. 969 00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,831 Listen to me. I've been paying 250 a session for four years 970 00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:11,133 without showing up to a single session. 971 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,601 You owe me $100,000 worth of therapy. 972 00:45:13,636 --> 00:45:16,371 I'll forgive the debt, we'll be totally square, just give me one minute. 973 00:45:19,808 --> 00:45:22,343 I'm sorry. I'll be just a minute. 974 00:45:23,879 --> 00:45:25,746 Wow, you caved for the money. I'm kind of disappointed. 975 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,816 I didn't cave for the money. You're getting the sessions you paid for. 976 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,785 You seem like you're in pain. 977 00:45:30,819 --> 00:45:33,855 - He is. - He said in pain, not a pain. 978 00:45:33,889 --> 00:45:35,490 Oh, never mind, then. 979 00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,225 What is it? 980 00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:40,296 I'm doing all these things that are wrong because of ratings, 981 00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:43,199 and I'm making the staff do things that they don't want to do, 982 00:45:43,234 --> 00:45:46,770 I'm cursing them out, I'm ignoring incredibly important news stories, 983 00:45:46,804 --> 00:45:48,772 and I'm betraying the trust of people who respect me. 984 00:45:48,807 --> 00:45:50,841 And I did it all in the blink of an eye. 985 00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:53,277 - That can be traumatic. - No, I'm fine with all of that. 986 00:45:53,311 --> 00:45:55,680 Here's my thing: New York Magazine 987 00:45:55,714 --> 00:45:58,015 is gonna do a story on my show and I get to choose the writer. 988 00:45:58,050 --> 00:46:01,652 And I could have chosen anybody and I chose Mackenzie's ex-boyfriend. 989 00:46:01,686 --> 00:46:03,420 Of course. 990 00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:06,356 - The one she cheated on you with? - Yeah. 991 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:09,159 - Why? - That's what I came here to ask you. 992 00:46:09,194 --> 00:46:10,861 You're holding your hand over the candle. 993 00:46:10,895 --> 00:46:12,128 What do you mean? 994 00:46:12,163 --> 00:46:13,897 You're holding your hand over the candle 995 00:46:13,931 --> 00:46:16,032 because you think the trick is not minding. 996 00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:18,734 Ah. 997 00:46:18,769 --> 00:46:22,204 So if I just get through this, I'll be fine. 998 00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,374 - No. - Why? 999 00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:26,509 Because the trick isn't not minding. 1000 00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:29,278 The trick is forgiving Mackenzie. 1001 00:46:29,313 --> 00:46:31,514 It would be easier to hold my hand over the candle. 1002 00:46:31,548 --> 00:46:33,449 I know. 1003 00:46:33,483 --> 00:46:37,153 Well, you've been no help at all, but thanks. Sorry to barge in. 1004 00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:39,489 You know, while you're working your way through this, 1005 00:46:39,523 --> 00:46:41,091 you're hurting Mackenzie. 1006 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,560 I know that. 1007 00:46:44,695 --> 00:46:47,396 Show up for your appointment. 1008 00:46:51,569 --> 00:46:53,537 I'm not doing it on purpose. 1009 00:46:57,508 --> 00:46:59,275 Maggie. 1010 00:47:00,311 --> 00:47:02,646 Yeah. 1011 00:47:06,017 --> 00:47:07,451 - Sandy? - Yes. 1012 00:47:07,485 --> 00:47:09,719 - Margaret Jordan. We talked on the phone. - Nice to meet you. 1013 00:47:09,754 --> 00:47:11,388 - You got here okay? - Yes. 1014 00:47:11,422 --> 00:47:13,456 I have a receipt for the cab. Who do I give that to? 1015 00:47:13,491 --> 00:47:15,325 I'll take it. 1016 00:47:16,694 --> 00:47:19,829 So, you got some tweets from Congressman Weiner. 1017 00:47:19,864 --> 00:47:22,232 And I've got copies of them right here. 1018 00:47:25,704 --> 00:47:27,872 "'I like the cute new pics of you. 1019 00:47:27,906 --> 00:47:29,740 Where'd you get those abs?" 1020 00:47:29,775 --> 00:47:32,810 Weiner: "Glad you like them. When do I get to see your swimsuit shot?" 1021 00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:35,580 Sandy: "When are you coming to see me? 1022 00:47:35,614 --> 00:47:38,015 Or just coming?" Weiner: "Make me an offer." 1023 00:47:38,050 --> 00:47:40,384 Sandy: "My door's always open. Get it?" 1024 00:47:40,418 --> 00:47:42,620 Weiner: "What's your plan for us?" 1025 00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:46,290 Sandy: "To get us in the mood, we watch The Daily Show and Colbert. 1026 00:47:46,324 --> 00:47:48,192 Then when we're really hot, we go to the bookstore 1027 00:47:48,226 --> 00:47:50,060 and replace all the copies of Glenn Beck books 1028 00:47:50,095 --> 00:47:52,763 with The Audacity of Hope. Or, if that's not your thing, 1029 00:47:52,797 --> 00:47:55,099 we can just get drunk and fuck." 1030 00:48:01,539 --> 00:48:03,040 Why are you doing this? 1031 00:48:03,074 --> 00:48:04,975 Because the world needs to know what kind of guy he is. 1032 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:08,779 It sort of seems like you were a willing participant. 1033 00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:10,314 I didn't know about the other women. 1034 00:48:10,349 --> 00:48:12,116 - Did you know he was married? - Of course. 1035 00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,685 I just didn't know about the other women. 1036 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,756 I was fooled and I think the world needs to know what kind of guy he is. 1037 00:48:18,790 --> 00:48:22,225 By any chance, have you heard of a guy named Dylan Kagin? 1038 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:24,527 He's gonna be my agent. 1039 00:48:24,562 --> 00:48:27,363 Sandy-- Can I call you Sandy? 1040 00:48:27,397 --> 00:48:28,964 Sure. 1041 00:48:28,998 --> 00:48:32,468 Sandy, the congressman is in a lot of trouble. 1042 00:48:32,502 --> 00:48:34,470 He got himself into it 1043 00:48:34,505 --> 00:48:37,273 and he's probably not gonna be able to get out of it. 1044 00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:41,845 Are you sure you want to pile on? 1045 00:48:41,879 --> 00:48:44,981 I think people need to know what kind of person he is. 1046 00:48:45,015 --> 00:48:46,950 All right. 1047 00:48:49,087 --> 00:48:51,021 Would you like to be on our show tonight? 1048 00:48:51,055 --> 00:48:54,425 That's the thing. I'm doing Access Hollywood, ET, and Fox. 1049 00:48:54,459 --> 00:48:56,727 The big three. No problem. 1050 00:48:56,761 --> 00:48:59,897 We can do a pretape in a few minutes. 1051 00:48:59,932 --> 00:49:01,865 Oh, you're a lifesaver. I was hoping you'd say that. 1052 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,834 No kidding? Stay here 1053 00:49:03,868 --> 00:49:07,537 and I'll talk to my EP and we'll get this going. 1054 00:49:07,572 --> 00:49:08,872 Could I possibly get a decaf latte? 1055 00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:10,707 You cannot possibly get that, 1056 00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:13,277 but I'll have someone bring you a coffee. 1057 00:49:19,418 --> 00:49:22,153 Well, I left it for you on the left side of the desk. 1058 00:49:22,187 --> 00:49:24,823 And, yes, I signed it. 1059 00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,324 I don't know anything about it. 1060 00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:28,827 Leona! 1061 00:49:28,861 --> 00:49:30,228 A word? 1062 00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:32,430 Okay, ask her to show it to me on the plane. 1063 00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:36,567 Let's not stand in the street. 1064 00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:38,636 Charlie, with that bow tie, 1065 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,271 you look like a balloon salesman. 1066 00:49:40,306 --> 00:49:42,140 No, I get in the car and get out a minute later, 1067 00:49:42,174 --> 00:49:46,310 it looks like we're talking about a problem or making a drug deal. 1068 00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:47,712 Just a minute. 1069 00:49:47,746 --> 00:49:50,782 We're gonna stand here, smile and nod, 1070 00:49:50,816 --> 00:49:53,951 and do this and laugh. 1071 00:49:55,353 --> 00:49:58,522 We know where the tabloid stories are coming from. 1072 00:49:58,556 --> 00:50:00,891 They're coming from reality. 1073 00:50:00,925 --> 00:50:03,593 Only if you define reality as fantasy. 1074 00:50:03,628 --> 00:50:05,995 And they're appearing in a magazine you own. 1075 00:50:06,030 --> 00:50:08,397 How would it look if I had one of our news magazines 1076 00:50:08,432 --> 00:50:10,232 go soft on our flagship anchor? 1077 00:50:10,267 --> 00:50:12,235 We're calling TMI a news magazine? 1078 00:50:12,269 --> 00:50:15,338 People need to know if Taylor Swift is happy. 1079 00:50:15,372 --> 00:50:18,942 - I provide a public service for hundreds of thousands-- - The public's grateful. 1080 00:50:18,976 --> 00:50:21,812 What did I tell you the day after election night? 1081 00:50:21,846 --> 00:50:26,116 Friend to friend, I'd stop coming after Will in the tabloids. 1082 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:29,786 I told you to get him to lighten up on the Tea Party 1083 00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:32,155 or a context would be created 1084 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:34,425 whereby his firing would look reasonable. 1085 00:50:34,459 --> 00:50:37,194 - You need to hear me. - I don't think I do. 1086 00:50:37,228 --> 00:50:39,696 The 112th Congress wasn't even seated 1087 00:50:39,730 --> 00:50:42,966 and he took the Tea Party out for a walk on the 9/11 Responders Bill. 1088 00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,769 Congress, Democrats and Republicans, 1089 00:50:45,804 --> 00:50:49,673 spent eight years using 9/11 as a justification 1090 00:50:49,707 --> 00:50:52,175 for everything from tax cuts to a foreign invasion. 1091 00:50:52,210 --> 00:50:55,412 So Will questioned their change of heart 1092 00:50:55,447 --> 00:50:58,015 when it came to the police and firemen's unions. 1093 00:50:58,049 --> 00:51:00,217 You made them look like hypocrites. 1094 00:51:00,251 --> 00:51:01,952 By rolling tape. 1095 00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:04,454 House Financial Services, insider trading, 1096 00:51:04,489 --> 00:51:07,424 Keystone XL, Joe Walsh, Allen West, 1097 00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:09,994 Paul Ryan, and who am I forgetting? 1098 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:13,864 Oh, yes. Charles and David Koch. 1099 00:51:13,899 --> 00:51:15,266 Keep smiling. 1100 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:18,202 We lost a couple of awfully helpful tax loopholes 1101 00:51:18,236 --> 00:51:20,604 that were tailored to assets overseas. 1102 00:51:20,638 --> 00:51:23,607 And the FCC won't even let us bid on the coming spectrum auction 1103 00:51:23,641 --> 00:51:25,875 because they want a full report on whether or not 1104 00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:29,078 we're skirting antitrust. 1105 00:51:29,113 --> 00:51:31,581 So what was your request again? 1106 00:51:31,615 --> 00:51:34,217 You don't want to do this. 1107 00:51:34,251 --> 00:51:36,185 I don't. 1108 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,254 I really don't. 1109 00:51:38,288 --> 00:51:40,323 But I have to and I will. 1110 00:51:40,357 --> 00:51:43,693 And friend to friend, 1111 00:51:43,728 --> 00:51:46,796 you let him know that he is one tabloid fuckup 1112 00:51:46,830 --> 00:51:50,099 and a ratings point away from having his own podcast. 1113 00:51:51,335 --> 00:51:53,703 I have to make my plane. 1114 00:51:59,009 --> 00:52:01,411 Fly safe. 1115 00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:18,461 - Unless there's a rally-- - I'm sorry, I've got to-- 1116 00:52:18,496 --> 00:52:20,130 - Listen. - Sloan. 1117 00:52:20,164 --> 00:52:21,732 Unless there's a rally in the next 90 minutes, 1118 00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:24,134 the Dow's gonna close down about 2.5%, 1119 00:52:24,169 --> 00:52:26,437 S&P and NASDAQ will close down 2.3. 1120 00:52:26,471 --> 00:52:28,539 - Let me tell you why. - I don't own a lot of stock. 1121 00:52:28,574 --> 00:52:29,774 - Let me tell you why. - I really can't-- 1122 00:52:29,808 --> 00:52:31,175 Stop avoiding this! 1123 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:33,177 I just got off the phone with these guys. 1124 00:52:33,212 --> 00:52:35,513 Listen to these quotes. These aren't from liberals. 1125 00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:38,583 These are hard-core Wall Street guys who, whatever the world may think of them, 1126 00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:40,451 know what they're talking about and so do I. 1127 00:52:40,486 --> 00:52:42,988 Jamie Dimon at Chase says, 1128 00:52:43,022 --> 00:52:46,023 "Voting against raising the debt ceiling would be a moral disaster." 1129 00:52:46,058 --> 00:52:49,761 The Barclays guys say, "This debate is detached from reality." 1130 00:52:49,795 --> 00:52:53,732 My Goldman source says, "If the House Republicans continue this debate, 1131 00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:55,600 I hope they're willing to mark the end 1132 00:52:55,634 --> 00:52:58,770 of the dollar as a global reserve currency." 1133 00:52:58,804 --> 00:53:03,175 Please notice that he didn't say if the House Republicans don't raise the debt ceiling. 1134 00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:07,179 He said if the House Republicans continue this debate. 1135 00:53:08,949 --> 00:53:11,683 That's all it takes. Just the uncertainty. 1136 00:53:11,718 --> 00:53:15,721 That's why the Dow's gonna close down 230 points today. 1137 00:53:15,755 --> 00:53:18,724 Because just the debate, just the doubt, 1138 00:53:18,758 --> 00:53:21,426 just the possibility that the House Majority might commit 1139 00:53:21,461 --> 00:53:23,795 the most self-inflicted damage to the country 1140 00:53:23,830 --> 00:53:26,198 since the secession of the South 1141 00:53:26,232 --> 00:53:28,133 has caused billions in value to disappear. 1142 00:53:28,168 --> 00:53:30,703 Sloan, I understand. I swear to God I do. 1143 00:53:30,737 --> 00:53:32,471 But you can't say the same thing in the C block? 1144 00:53:32,506 --> 00:53:34,540 Don't pretend you don't know that most people watch 10 minutes of news. 1145 00:53:34,575 --> 00:53:36,342 - The first 10 minutes. - The vote isn't until tomorrow night. 1146 00:53:36,376 --> 00:53:38,577 And it's only the first vote. You said yourself it was cosmetic. 1147 00:53:38,612 --> 00:53:39,779 Why do we have to feature it tonight? 1148 00:53:39,813 --> 00:53:41,047 We should have been featuring it weeks ago. 1149 00:53:41,081 --> 00:53:43,349 Why do we have to feature it tonight? 1150 00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,518 To give time for the people to call their congressmen 1151 00:53:45,552 --> 00:53:47,586 and say, "If you fuck with the full faith 1152 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,688 and credit of the US Treasury, you're fired." 1153 00:53:49,722 --> 00:53:53,092 To give time for the people to jam the phone lines of the district offices. 1154 00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:55,528 To give the people time to say, 1155 00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:57,630 "I'm a fiscal conservative 1156 00:53:57,665 --> 00:54:01,135 and you've got to put the pin back in the grenade right now." 1157 00:54:01,169 --> 00:54:03,704 That's why. 1158 00:54:06,374 --> 00:54:08,676 I'm gonna do everything I can. 1159 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,011 Please do. 1160 00:54:16,617 --> 00:54:18,351 Don't worry about it. 1161 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,587 She's just frustrated because she can't get the word out 1162 00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:23,256 that this is a global emergency unless you let her. 1163 00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:27,994 Appreciate your clearing that up. 1164 00:54:28,028 --> 00:54:30,930 You know what, Mackenzie? 1165 00:54:30,964 --> 00:54:33,766 I'm not the one who put me here. 1166 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,835 Say what you want about me, but I wouldn't have done that. 1167 00:54:49,950 --> 00:54:51,450 Does Will have the questions? 1168 00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:53,586 Tess is giving him some cards now. 1169 00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:59,424 - Is that lighting okay for you? - Yeah. 1170 00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:01,593 - How are we Chyroning her? - I was gonna ask you. 1171 00:55:01,628 --> 00:55:04,897 Figure it out later. 1172 00:55:09,069 --> 00:55:11,103 - Sandy. - Yes? 1173 00:55:11,137 --> 00:55:14,073 My name's Mackenzie. I'm the executive-- 1174 00:55:15,943 --> 00:55:18,044 I'm the executive producer of News Night. 1175 00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,913 - Can you hear me okay? - Yes. 1176 00:55:19,947 --> 00:55:22,849 Okay. Thanks for being patient with us. 1177 00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:25,753 Will's just throwing on a jacket and tie 1178 00:55:25,787 --> 00:55:27,688 and we'll be able to do this. 1179 00:55:27,722 --> 00:55:30,791 - Real easy. - You got it. 1180 00:55:41,236 --> 00:55:43,571 Hi, I'm a big fan. 1181 00:55:43,605 --> 00:55:46,040 - Hmm? - I'm Sandy. 1182 00:55:46,075 --> 00:55:48,042 How do you do? 1183 00:55:48,077 --> 00:55:50,845 - Are we ready for the pre-tape? - Yeah. 1184 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,581 - Just count me down. - Will. 1185 00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:54,916 Yes, I'm sure I want to do this. 1186 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,720 God, please give me a sign I'm not doing a big thing badly. 1187 00:56:01,631 --> 00:56:05,611 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 1188 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:06,795 Herb: We just lost power. 1189 00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:09,264 Jake: The whole building just lost power. 1190 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,067 Mackenzie: I didn't know He had that kind of comic timing. 100320

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