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( theme music playing )
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Ignatowski.
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Yo.
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Janine!
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I'm sorry, Mr. De Palma.
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I didn't do very well.
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No, no.
I just can't
seem to get
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the hang of this.
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Well, don't worry.
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You're just learning.
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What you need, Janine...
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is, um...
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for someone with
some experience
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to take you out for a little
on-the-job training.
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Louie's still coming on
to the new cab driver, huh?
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Yeah. I don't know
how any woman can
resist him, you know?
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Now, I got an idea.
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How about if I take you out
and show you the ropes?
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Oh, Mr. De Palma,
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you don't have
to do that.
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Now, Janine,
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I'd just feel terrible
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if you didn't work out
here as a cabby
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and you left
the Sunshine Cab Company
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without my trying to...
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Score.
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Score.
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Look, Janine,
don't... don't listen to them.
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That's just a little
of their crude garage humor.
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( chuckling )
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Yeah?
Jeff?
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Give me the keys
to Cab 881.
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Here.
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Come on, my little rookie.
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Hey, Louie, you ain't no driver.
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Banta, I was driving cabs
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when you were
in the third grade--
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your first year
in third grade.
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Hey, shouldn't
we do something
about this?
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No. Don't worry
about it.
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I taught her yesterday
how to handle him.
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What did you tell her?
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I told her, "If he
gives you any trouble
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just rap him on the snout
with a rolled-up newspaper."
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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You know what bugs me about
Louie is his attitude.
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The way he treats women
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I know.
like objects,
pieces of meat.
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I mean, doesn't he know
that thinking went out
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two to three months ago?
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Louie never taught me
how to drive.
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In fact, every time
I'd ask him a question,
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he tells me, "get lost."
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That's because you don't have
a great pair of legs.
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Yeah, but Louie
don't know that.
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You know...
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( clears throat )
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I have a tip that I think
might be helpful
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to young cab drivers.
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Have you ever noticed...
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that when you put the pencil
behind your ear
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it tends to slither out
when you go around sharp curves?
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Yeah. It happens to me
all the time, Jim.
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It's very annoying.
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What's your tip, Jim?
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Voila.
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Oh, help! Help!
It was awful!
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I knew it,
I knew it.
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All right, what did he do?
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Quick, get some water!
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This lady's
not feeling well.
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All right, you're
going to be fine.
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Is she all right?
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We'll take care of
you. Don't worry.
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Jeff!
Yeah?
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Call a doctor.
It's all right.
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Please, don't
make a fuss.
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Hey, Louie, what happened, Lou?
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She hurt herself.
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All right, but
don't worry, ma'am,
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'cause you're in
good hands here.
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Lucky I was there
to take charge of things.
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Jeff, how you coming
with that doctor?
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It's ringing.
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How did she hurt herself?
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Oh, the poor woman,
she had a dizzy spell
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and fainted in the street.
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No, she didn't.
You ran over her.
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Well, what difference
does it make
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as long as she's okay
and nobody got pictures?
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( horn beeping )
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You know, funny thing
about this accident--
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it made Louie
a nicer person.
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I mean, he keeps calling
that old lady on the phone,
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sending her flowers,
going to see her.
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And he's been spending
a lot of time with her.
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Oh, poor thing.
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Hasn't she
suffered enough?
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I know what he's doing.
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He's trying to make
friends with her
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so she won't sue him
for his eyeballs.
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( Louie humming"Pomp and Circumstance" )
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( laughing )
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You all remember
Edith Tremayne.
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And, Edith, you must
remember the kids
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from the Sunshine
Cab Company,
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where "safety first"
is our only motto.
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I'm so pleased
to meet you all.
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Mr. De Palma
was kind enough
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to buy this
wheelchair for me.
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Well, well, well, Edith,
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you won't be needing
this wheelchair long.
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She'll be up
and doddering about
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any time now.
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And he sends me a dozen
roses every day.
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You're spoiling
me, Louis.
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You should be
spoiled, Edie.
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And now I'm going to show you
all around the garage,
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and we'll go nice and slow.
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We wouldn't want
to have any accidents.
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You know, something's
been bothering me
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ever since he
wheeled her in here.
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Her face is familiar.
It's very familiar to me,
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only I just can't
remember where from.
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And over here
we have the grease pit.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I forgot to thank you
for the lunch today.
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Well, don't
mention it, Edith.
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Don't mention it.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Uh, have you and I ever met?
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No, I don't think so.
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You look very familiar to me.
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I probably remind you
of your grandmother.
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That's what
everyone tells me.
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Yeah. I guess that's what it is.
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Well, thanks for picking up
the conversation, Rieger.
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As I was saying
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all of our drivers
are chosen
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for their intelligence,
their maturity...
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Uh, excuse me.
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( clears throat )
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Do you know how many jelly beans
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I can hold in my mouth
at one time?
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No, I don't.
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Well, I'll have to find out
somewhere else.
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And as you can see,
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we also hire those less
fortunate than ourselves.
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Now let me show you my cage.
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This is the nerve center
of the whole operation.
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Oh, that isn't necessary.
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Mr. De Palma,
it's wonderful.
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You have a lovely garage
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and you have a fine-looking
group of employees.
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And you, personally,
have been as good to me
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as if you were my own son.
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Well, Edith, in a way
you do remind me
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of my dear, sweet mother.
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God rest her soul.
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Oh? She passed away?
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No. This is her nap time.
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Oh.
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Well, your mother
must be very proud.
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You're a wonderful person.
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Well, I think you're
a wonderful person too.
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And I'm glad to be
a friend of yours.
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And I'm glad to be
a friend of yours.
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And I hope our relationship
isn't going to be hurt
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by this thing
with the courts.
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"Thing with the courts"?
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Yes. My lawyers
are forcing me
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into suing you
for a million dollars.
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( growling and mumbling )
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Thank you for showing me
the garage.
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Thank you.
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You didn't see this yet.
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What's going on?
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Louie went up to break
the news to Mr. Mackenzie.
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Yeah, and try to get
the cab company
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to pay legal expenses.
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Oh, boy, there's
going to be trouble.
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Thank you.
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I-I was sure
you'd see it that way.
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You're more than kind.
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Thank you, sir.
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ELAINE:
So, what did he say?
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The cab company's
going to pay for everything...
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ALEX:
Oh, boy, are you lucky.
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...and then they're taking it
out of my salary.
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Louie,
you have to pay
for everything?
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Everything, including the gas
I used when I ran her over.
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I don't know
what I'm going to do.
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A million dollars.
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A million dollars.
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If the cab company was to take
$100 a week out of my salary
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a million bucks would take...
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two...
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200 years.
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Yeah, well...
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that sounds a lot longer
than it really is.
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Ignatowski...
Huh?
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these matters
are too serious
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for you even to be here.
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Go sit in
the storeroom.
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Can do.
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I still wish I knew
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why that lady's face
looked so familiar.
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I can't believe her ingratitude.
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I mean, after all the things
I gave her--
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the wheelchair, the flowers,
the friendship...
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The tread marks.
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What I need here, is the best
legal talent money can buy.
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Jeff, give me the yellow pages.
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Here, boss.
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She's going to wish she never
heard the name Louie De Palma.
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I know that feeling.
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This is great.
That old lady has got you.
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Yeah, well, We'll see
about this, Wheeler.
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There you go.
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You can't do better
than this.
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"Charles 'Speedy' Wyatt,
Legal Services.
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"Credit terms available.
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"Free parking.
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If I can't beat your rap,
I'll eat a bug."
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Now, Louie, this is not
the time to economize, you know.
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I mean, you are in
serious trouble here.
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I think you're right.
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Now, my gallery
has an attorney.
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I'll see if
he can help you out.
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Thanks, Nardo,
thanks.
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( laughing )
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What's the matter
with you, Rieger?
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I just remembered where I saw
that old lady's face.
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And it's funny?
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Yes, it's very funny.
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Do you remember
Sonny Bergmeyer?
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Sonny Bergmeyer?
Who's that?
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Sonny Bergmeyer, he used
to work here as a driver.
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Oh, a driver?
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Oh, mercy, a driver?
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Well, wait, let me
go check my scrapbook.
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Louie, Sonny Bergmeyer
ran over that same old lady
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a couple of years ago.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive.
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She sued him too.
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But only Sonny checked her out
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and found out she'd been
run over by cab drivers
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once a month for years.
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Poor lady's
got rough luck.
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You mean to say
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that that sweet little old lady
fakes accidents?
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You got it. It's the oldest
trick in the book.
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She steps in the path
of a slow-moving cab,
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and just at the right moment,
she fakes being hurt.
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You're being sued
by a con woman, Louie.
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Aha!
258
00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:32,834
I knew it wasn't my fault.
!
That's right.
259
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,300
Tell me, tell me more.
Tell me more, tell me more.
260
00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:37,267
What did Bergmeyer do
when she sued him?
261
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,234
Well, he...
262
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:43,434
No, I don't think you want
to hear anymore.
263
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,567
Come on, Rieger!
No...
264
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,133
You know how
my stories always bore you.
265
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,467
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
266
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,634
All right, all right.
All right, all right!
267
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,667
What was it you
wanted to know again?
268
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,334
Come on, Rieger.
!
All right,
all right.
269
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:57,167
As far as I can recall, he
rounded up those cab drivers
270
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,300
that she had done
that number on
271
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,567
and he threatened
to bring them into court
272
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:01,801
to testify against her.
273
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:03,534
She dropped the suit
immediately.
274
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,501
She was used to taking
the cab companies
275
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,000
and having them
settle out of court.
276
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,434
She didn't want
to go to trial.
277
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,000
I'll bet she didn't.
278
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:12,367
That's probably what
she wants me to do--
279
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,467
settle out of court.
280
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,667
That's right.
281
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:20,634
( laughs evilly )
282
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,267
Oh, I can't wait.
283
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,701
I can't wait.
284
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,000
What are you going to do?
285
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,934
I'm going to make her
take me to court.
286
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:31,634
And then, when I get her there,
I'm going to let her have it.
287
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,667
( growling )
288
00:13:33,701 --> 00:13:35,667
Huh?
289
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:37,667
I'm going to expose her.
290
00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:39,367
That's it.
291
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,300
I'm going to make
her little gray head spin.
292
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:45,634
I'm going to beat this rap
just like Sonny Bergmeyer.
293
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,734
Where can I find this guy
Bergmeyer, Rieger?
294
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:48,601
Bergmeyer? I don't know.
295
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,067
He used to hang around
Benson's cafeteria.
296
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,067
I don't think
he does anymore, though.
297
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,734
Alex, you got
to find him for me.
298
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,400
Why should I do that?
299
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,667
Come on, you're the only guy
who remembers him.
300
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,467
Come on, you know him.
You know him.
301
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,400
Besides,
with a nose like that
302
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,434
you're better
than a bloodhound.
303
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,734
That's what you consider
sweet-talking, Louie?
304
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,300
Come on, Rieger, you've
got to help me out.
305
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:11,934
I could stand to lose
a million bucks here.
306
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,868
( chuckles )
Listen...
307
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:17,434
if you can save me that,
I'll give you $100.
308
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,267
Okay. Okay, I'll do it.
309
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,267
Save your money.
310
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,767
I'll try to find
Sonny for you
311
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,767
if you do
something for me.
312
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,601
Anything.
Anything. Anything.
313
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:32,601
All right,
314
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:33,767
no more ridiculing
the cab drivers.
315
00:14:33,801 --> 00:14:34,834
Right.
316
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,601
No more making passes
at Elaine.
317
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:37,767
Good.
318
00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:39,334
And no more cheap
shots at Bobby.
Fine.
319
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,067
And no more jokes
about my nose.
320
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,734
Oh.
321
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,234
Is it a deal?
322
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,901
All right.
323
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,601
It's a deal.
It's a deal
324
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:19,901
Courtrooms give me the willies.
325
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,567
I had to go to court myself once
326
00:15:22,601 --> 00:15:24,234
a few years back.
327
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,434
Really? Did they get
you on drugs?
328
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,033
No. I was already on drugs.
329
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:36,667
That's why I was there.
330
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:48,467
I just talked to Alex
on the phone.
331
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:49,767
You're not going
to believe this.
332
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,734
He finally found
Sonny Bergmeyer.
333
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:52,834
Talk about
cutting it close;
334
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,367
the day of the trial.
335
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,100
You know, the trial's not
going to start for a while.
336
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,667
Why don't we go and see
if we can pick up some chicks
337
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:58,801
out in the hall, huh?
338
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,334
Maybe we can get ourselves
a couple of legal secretaries.
339
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:05,367
Yeah. They got to be
legal though, Bobby.
340
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,267
Hey, Jim, you want
to come?
341
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,300
No, I'm going to
stay here, look
around a little.
342
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,367
All right.
343
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,000
Thank you.
344
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:07,567
I thought that
was you, Edith.
345
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:09,567
Good to see you again.
346
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,234
Oh, the cast.
347
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,334
Nice touch.
348
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,767
You're not going
to believe this, Tom.
349
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,968
The cast is real.
350
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,267
I actually broke my leg
this time.
351
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,901
Come on, Edith,
save it for the judge.
352
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:23,834
No, I'm telling you the truth.
353
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,167
It's the damnedest thing,
I'm really hurt.
354
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,501
When I bounced off that cab,
I broke my leg in two places.
355
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,267
So you mean we've actually
got a legitimate case?
356
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,000
Well, there's a first time
for everything.
357
00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,934
( chuckles )
358
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,767
( scoffs )
359
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,067
Hope you
didn't spend
360
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,267
that million bucks
yet, Edith.
361
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,267
( growls )
362
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,601
ATTORNEY:
Mr. De Palma.
363
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:57,934
Mr. De Palma,
please.
364
00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,868
When is your key witness
going to get here?
365
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:02,200
Just relax.
366
00:18:02,234 --> 00:18:04,267
Don't worry.
He'll be here soon.
367
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,300
Rieger's picking him up
right now.
368
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:09,968
This is going to be the easiest
case you've ever had.
369
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,334
Old Grandma Bunko's not going
to know what hit her.
370
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:15,467
Boss...
371
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:17,801
Ignatowski,
get the hell out of here.
372
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,968
Boss, I think there's
something you ought to know.
373
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,467
The only thing
I want to know
374
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,567
is how fast you can
get out of my sight.
375
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,734
Boss, this is really,
really important.
376
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,067
You know how short
my memory is,
377
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,734
so let me tell you
before I forget.
378
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,767
Okay. What is it?
379
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,467
What's what?
380
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,901
Bean brain, get out of here.
381
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:43,100
( scoffs )
382
00:18:47,534 --> 00:18:49,534
So, you had no idea,
Miss Tremayne,
383
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,801
that the cab was
coming towards you?
384
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,868
The only thing I noticed
was the sign saying "walk."
385
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,868
I never even saw
the speeding cab
386
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:02,868
when it tried to run the light
and came after me.
387
00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:05,534
Okay, now let me ask you this,
Miss Tremayne.
388
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,868
Have you ever had
this kind of accident before?
389
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:10,267
Objection.
390
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,100
Will counsel for the defense
approach the bench, please?
391
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,033
Rieger, where's Sonny?
392
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:19,834
Let me tell you about that.
393
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,901
He's here, right?
394
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,701
He was all ready
to come in.
395
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,033
Said he was
looking forward to it.
396
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,701
Said he wanted to see
that old lady
397
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,033
get what she deserves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
398
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,434
Then he asked me whose butt
he was saving by coming in.
399
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:32,434
Right, right.
400
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,033
Then I did
a very stupid thing.
401
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,033
I told him it was yours.
402
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,367
Huh?
403
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,133
He jumped out
of the cab.
404
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,267
This is incredible.
405
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,033
Didn't you tell him
if he doesn't come here
406
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,934
that old bat's
going to take me
407
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,300
for everything I got?
408
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,634
I told him.
409
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,901
Well, what'd he say?
410
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,601
"The system works."
411
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,334
Rieger, Rieger, I'm lost.
412
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,834
I'm sorry, Lou.
413
00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,868
There's one bright spot.
414
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:00,834
What's that?
415
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,734
Our deal's off,
Aardvark nose.
416
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,968
There's got to be some way to...
417
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:14,234
Wait a minute.
418
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:17,067
Wait a minute.
419
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,434
Your Honor,
420
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,367
may I ask the witness
a couple of questions?
421
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,601
Well, that's within your rights
422
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:25,901
as long as the opposing counsel
423
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,567
for Miss Tremayne
doesn't object.
424
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,901
Object to it?
425
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,434
On the contrary, Your Honor,
we encourage it.
426
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:34,434
Mr. De Palma, I don't think
you should do this.
427
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,767
Leave me alone.
428
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,501
I smell blood.
429
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,601
Uh, Miss Tremayne,
430
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:48,300
it is your contention
431
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:52,701
that your alleged broken leg
432
00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,300
has left you
completely helpless.
433
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,400
It certainly is.
434
00:20:57,434 --> 00:21:00,934
And you would have
the court believe
435
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:05,767
that, uh... say in the case
of earthquake or fire,
436
00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:08,767
or some other calamity,
God forbid,
437
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,267
you would be unable
to get out of that chair
438
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,334
and save your life?
439
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,133
That's right.
440
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,601
You're saying
441
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:19,601
that if this wheelchair,
for some reason,
442
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,834
might go totally
out of control
443
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:25,167
you would not be able
to get out of it?
444
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,534
That's right.
445
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,033
Well, I'm saying
446
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,701
that you are not
injured in the least
447
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:33,734
and I'm going to prove it
by doing this.
448
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,501
( screaming )
449
00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:41,534
Don't worry.
450
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,868
She'll get out.
451
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,868
She'll get out of the chair.
452
00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:46,767
She'll get out
453
00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:49,801
before she hits the
stairs. Don't worry.
454
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,167
Jump out, Edith.
455
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,501
Jump out, Edith.
456
00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:55,000
Jump out, Edith!
457
00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:56,367
( thud )
458
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,033
( rhythmic thudding )
459
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,901
( thudding stops )
460
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:07,234
( thud )
461
00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:09,567
( rhythmic thudding )
462
00:22:09,601 --> 00:22:11,834
( thudding stops )
463
00:22:11,868 --> 00:22:13,901
( thud )
!
Rieger, I
didn't know...
464
00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:17,067
( rhythmic thudding )
465
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,467
( thudding stops )
466
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,400
Rieger...
467
00:22:20,434 --> 00:22:23,067
( thud )
468
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,601
( rhythmic thudding )
469
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:28,234
Rieger, Rieger, what
floor are we on?
470
00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,300
The 16th.
471
00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:33,400
I have no further questions,
Your Honor.
472
00:22:39,968 --> 00:22:40,934
Hi.
473
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,267
Oh, how's Edith?
474
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,033
Not too bad.
475
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:46,367
Boy, scared the hell
out of her, though.
476
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,968
But the chair and the cast
absorbed most of the damage.
477
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,901
She's not really hurt.
478
00:22:49,934 --> 00:22:51,834
Mmm. They put Louie in jail.
479
00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:54,167
Yeah. That judge
was pretty mad.
480
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,234
Yeah, I'll say. I never
seen a judge try
481
00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:57,834
to hit anybody
with his gavel before.
482
00:22:57,868 --> 00:23:00,734
So, uh, what's going
to happen now?
483
00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:02,467
Well, fortunately,
Sonny gave me
484
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:04,868
some of the names
of the other guys she conned.
485
00:23:04,901 --> 00:23:07,968
Louie doesn't stand a chance
of getting out of jail
486
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,634
until I round up these guys
487
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,200
and get them to talk
to the judge.
488
00:23:11,234 --> 00:23:12,400
So, there's not
a moment to lose.
489
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,601
The quicker I make these calls
490
00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:15,767
the quicker
Louie gets out of jail.
491
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:31,667
( theme music playing )
492
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,934
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
493
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,167
( grunts )
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