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See, she's lying. I told you.
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Game's over. Time to go back.
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- Robbie, please don't take us.
- Please don't take us.
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- Where're the others?
- It's just us.
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The others disappeared
last night.
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A system of cells
interlinked within cells
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interlinked within cells
interlinked and dreadfully
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distinct against the dark,
a tall white fountain played.
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Cells, do they ever
keep you in an institution
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cell itself?
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I'm here. I'm ready.
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Let's start.
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Dr. Harrison will be here
shortly, Sawyer.
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Personal space, Robbie.
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Guess the joke.
They won't even let me have
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my phone in here.
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No.
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- I'm serious.
- Yeah.
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Probably wondering
why I called you all here?
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I lowkey have top secret
intelligence for you.
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We got a Freaks and Geeks
reunion going over here?
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Wow! Meathead,
you can finally speak
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in complete sentences.
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- Shove it, man.
- What do you guys call
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a football player
with half a brain?
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What?
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Gifted.
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Hey.
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It's okay. Just ignore her.
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- Him.
- What?
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Him. You meant to say,
just ignore him.
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- Whatever.
- You have a serious
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pronoun problem,
don't you, princess?
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Leave her alone, Kai.
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No fucking way.
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Did she give you a hand job
in the security closet
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and now all of a sudden
you have to act all protective
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and shit?
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Guys, the rules clearly state
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we're not supposed to be
in the group therapy session
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until a licensed
psychologist is present.
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- Okay.
- Except during the ten step.
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- She's being a bitch.
- It's okay.
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Sweetheart, no one
knows the ten step
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and I'm really afraid
they don't care
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about the ten step.
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Robbie, no one's
following the rules.
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Yeah, Robbie.
Get shit together, man.
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You lose control...
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No, that's not true.
I have everything under control.
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Enough! Quiet down!
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- Quiet!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Show some respect
for the director.
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That's enough out of you, Kylie.
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And boom dead named.
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So, it appears someone
tried to escape this morning.
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But no one wants to tell me
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- who the culprit was.
- Did they succeed?
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Sawyer, if you don't have
any info to share,
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just stay out of it.
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Thank you, sir.
I'd very much like
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to be excluded
from this narrative.
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We all know who it was.
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- Do we?
- I do.
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And let me be clear.
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You will never get out of here.
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Why, I do know to get you peeved
or is it just the fact
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that I exist
that pisses you off?
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You all seem
to forget that this program
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is an alternate
to a mental hospital.
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I need you to shape up,
or everyone, everyone...
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will lose their privileges.
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And that goes double
for you, Kylie.
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Am I interrupting?
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Not at all, Dr. Harrison.
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I'm just laying
some ground rules
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to balance out
your coddling of our kids.
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Bedlam is all yours.
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Did I miss something?
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Uh, you just
may have exasperated
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the director's transmisogynistic
M words.
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Oh, Aspen, maybe you can go
and kiss and make up for us.
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That's disgusting.
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Kai, by not taking
this seriously,
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you only hurt yourself.
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Very well.
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It's your life.
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Is it?
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Remember our mantra.
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Progress, not perfection.
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I can't help you guys
if you don't share your feelings
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with me.
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Yeah, it's just...
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you see, Dr. H,
I prefer brain fucking
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in my bedroom.
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You know,
we will just follow you
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and continue therapy
in your room.
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You know what, fine.
It's more aesthetic
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in there anyway.
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Come on.
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I hate the way
they make me feel.
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The way they take control of me.
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It'll be very bad
to go off your medication
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even for a day or two, Theo.
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- Hey.
- I got to get out of here.
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Let me guess,
you don't belong in here?
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No one does.
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Except Aspen.
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She actually
checked herself in last week,
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so technically
she can leave at any time.
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So, you got a free pass?
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Yes.
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But I chose to check
myself in here to deal
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with my anxiety and depression.
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I'm sure chasing all those
likes and followers
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must have been
very mentally taxing.
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Look, I needed to unplug,
so, yeah, I guess it was.
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What a great alternative
from your adoring fans,
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your sponsor payments.
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- I can't even imagine that pain.
- Look, Kai.
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You don't know anything
about me or my pain, okay.
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And you act like
you have everything figured out,
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but I think it's just a façade.
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No, I'm pretty transparent.
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- That's funny.
- Is it?
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- Yeah.
- Why is that?
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What is so fucking complicated
about me, Aspen?
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- No, I don't want to talk.
- No, tell me.
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Tell me what's so fucking
complicated about me?
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Okay, alright.
You know what, fine.
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You're just a tomboy
with a chip on her shoulder
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who has no idea who she is.
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Did I get it?
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No, actually,
you're just really shallow.
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Leave her alone.
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Why, isn't that cute.
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Blow me.
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Sorry, champ.
Wrong type, wrong equipment.
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Fragged.
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I'm a boy.
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That doesn't like boys.
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Ergo not gay, got it?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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If any other guy talked to her
the way you just fucking did,
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I would've knocked
some fucking teeth out.
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Whatever.
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- Maybe I need a gender chichi.
- Maybe you need a neuro-surgeon.
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Look, you're just as messed up
as the rest of us, Kai.
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I think that this whole
mental breakdown thing...
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is just another way for you
to get attention.
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Not cool.
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We should be out there
living life, I mean.
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When was the last time
anyone of you had any fun?
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Don't you guys want to look back
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at this really miserable time?
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And have at least created
one epic memory?
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I'm out. So, who's is in?
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Are you talking
about breaking out?
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You're crazy.
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Sweetie, if crazy is wanting
to live life
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without what ifs and if onlys?
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Fuck yeah, I'm sort of viable.
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Where are you gonna go?
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It's, um... it's a 48 hour rave.
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It's done once a year.
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And it's awesome.
We dress up, we dance,
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we party, we...
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What, do you even have
tickets or a hotel room?
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Let's not sort those details
right now.
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Okay, well, this is ridicules.
I just checked myself in here
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I'm not breaking back out.
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Live events
aren't really my thing.
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I prefer televise events
to be honest.
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Sorry.
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Oh, Kai, nobody wants to go
with you.
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Look, man, I'm done.
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- Security's tight.
- Yeah, for one person.
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We're not old team.
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I've never been
to a rave before.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
I'm not going to split over here
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who's coming.
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- Come here.
- No.
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Alright. What the hell!
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What's the play big shot?
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I got a plan.
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Oh!
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Hmm, that's a sugar rush.
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Hi. You're not supposed
to be in here, pop tart.
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So, how are you ever
going to breakout
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of your comfort zone
if you can't even get out
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of bed?
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Your loss, sweetheart.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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- Oh, my God, you killed her!
- I didn't kill her.
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She's going to wake up
with a really bad headache.
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- Finally. Let's go.
- No, no, no, wait.
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No, no, no. Just wait a second.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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We're going to get caught
standing out here
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with our dicks in our hands.
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We're not going to get caught.
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Alright, well, I hope
you have a fast getaway car.
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I hope you have a getaway car.
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Alright, I didn't even think
we're going to make it this far.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
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I have a bum ankle.
This is a fucking joke.
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Look, come on, Levi.
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So, are we actually
walking to the Dreamland,
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because, you know,
I don't have the right shoes
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for that.
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Oh, God!
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We're a mother shi...
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You brought your phone?
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And the director's Zeus statute?
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- We don't have a getaway car.
- Oh!
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Well, that's fine.
I'll sort us lift.
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Okay.
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Looks like daddy
cut off your credit card, huh.
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- So glum.
- Look, I make my own money.
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I didn't think
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this will be so dangerous.
Abort! Abort!
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You losers need a lift?
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Let's go.
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Je... what the!
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How long has
that been back here?
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You know, you're lucky Levi
decided to use van
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or you would've been left here.
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- You invited it?
- Yeah.
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You do realize I got to come
for us sooner or later?
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Well, yeah, we're only still
in the handicapped van.
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Actually, you're dumb-ass.
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Dreamland or bust!
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And this is our guide.
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Oh, God, I can't believe
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I did it!
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Oh, we're doing this.
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No more
"what ifs" or "if onlys".
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Travelling
on back rows is statistically
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far more challenging
for nonenforcement
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track vehicles.
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Sawyer, you're such as David.
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Finally! Yes!
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Dr. Stratton?
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Dr. Stratton!
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Sir?
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Did you get any of my texts
last night?
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Anything at all?
I sent you like 20 texts.
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They're gone. They've escaped.
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Who escaped?
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Uh, Kai, Levi, Sawyer, Aspen
and Theo are all missing.
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Kylie's behind this escapade.
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Aspen too?
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Yes, and Aspen.
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And they took the van.
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Should I file a police report?
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What? No.
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We keep this inhouse.
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Right, like always.
261
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,800
No, not like always, Robbie.
262
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,960
They're not on foot.
They took a Goddamn van.
263
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,960
Alright, we have to think quick.
264
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,400
We expand our net,
choke off their resources.
265
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,520
Take two attendants
and start the search.
266
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,200
Um, widen your perimeter
if you have to by miles
267
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,440
and find them.
268
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,640
Do not engage, you understand?
269
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,280
Call me.
Do you understand me, Robbie?
270
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,360
Yes, sir.
271
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,760
Oh, and Robbie.
272
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,280
- I didn't get any text or calls
- Sir, I swear...
273
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,400
Do not...
274
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,800
lie to me again ever.
275
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:21,120
And fucking fire the two fucks
who fucked on my fucking couch!
276
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,200
Yes, sir.
277
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,840
What the fuck!
278
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,200
Are your parents siblings?
279
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,640
- You fell asleep, pigskin.
- Yeah, we all did, ass wipe.
280
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,600
I see that,
but you were driving, dipstick.
281
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,560
Yeah, you all fell asleep on me,
and my ankle was killing me,
282
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,680
so, yes, I pulled over.
What of it!
283
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,200
No, I like red liquorish.
284
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,960
Oh.
285
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,800
And orange soda.
286
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,000
I don't have either.
287
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,840
This is what I imagined
freedom looks like.
288
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,840
Alright.
289
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,400
We gone.
290
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920
Well!
291
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,840
You all look like
you all going to Dreamland.
292
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Aren't you?
293
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,440
Well, you've come
to the right place my lovelies.
294
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,160
I'm Nova Charise.
295
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,520
So...
296
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,240
who are you?
297
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,360
Fashion is freedom, sweeties.
298
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,280
Style is the way to say,
"This is me" without speaking.
299
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,200
So, I say, you show the world
who you are with what you wear.
300
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,320
So, how many selfies
do you need in one outfit?
301
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,280
Clearly, one more.
302
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,320
Oh!
303
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,080
I...
304
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,160
Ten out of ten, girl.
305
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,120
Now, I cannot say the same
for the rest of you all.
306
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,800
But you just let Nova Charise
spice you outcast up.
307
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,800
No.
308
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,240
You don't like being touched?
309
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,480
No.
310
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,680
I feel you.
311
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,720
I will respect
your space, precious.
312
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,600
You.
313
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,400
No, no, you trust mama now.
You're going to look hot.
314
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920
Now...
315
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,840
listen to me.
316
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,520
Listen to me my demoted band.
317
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,680
Of Misfits.
318
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,320
Do not dress the way
that the world sees you, mm-hmm.
319
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,120
You dress the way
that you want to see the world.
320
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,880
You be who you are
with flair and without apology.
321
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,600
You own it.
322
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,960
This place is incredible.
You have like everything here.
323
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,000
Oh! Oh, my God!
324
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,360
We're all mad here!
325
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,440
I'm mad.
326
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,400
You're mad.
327
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,760
So, we're free
to just put anything on, right?
328
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,760
Just take stuff
off the shelves and racks.
329
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,800
- That's how it works, cutie.
- Oh!
330
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,560
Yeah!
331
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,440
Drape yourself in velvet.
332
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,200
To thine own self...
333
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,880
- be true.
- Oh, yes!
334
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,080
Oh!
335
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,656
Oh, my goodness!
You look so good.
336
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,800
Wait, I've to get this.
337
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,520
- Wow!
- I dig the letter.
338
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,920
I love it so much.
339
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,520
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop the drag race.
340
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,440
- Wow!
- Oh.
341
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,440
He looks like Jared Leto, right?
Doesn't he look like Jared Leto?
342
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,600
My gosh! He absolutely
looks like Jared Leto.
343
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,000
Wait, here.
344
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,280
I'm not insane.
I'm voluntarily indifferent
345
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,960
to conventional rationality.
346
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,960
Oh, my goodness!
347
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,320
Levi, I have a surprise for you.
348
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,880
- No.
- Yeah, it's happening.
349
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,040
Oh!
350
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,760
Girl, you're going
to look hot, hot, hot
351
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,000
- like Steven Nixon ex.
- Oh, my God, I love it!
352
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,520
I'm going to try it in, okay.
353
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,080
Holy shit! They fit.
354
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,016
Oh, my God!
We got take a group selfie.
355
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,120
- Come on, group selfie.
- Yes, come on, let's do it.
356
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,760
Kai. Kai, come on.
357
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,640
You have to create
a memory, okay.
358
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,760
- Yeah, bro. Do it for the mams.
- Oh, God.
359
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,000
Fine. Alright, yeah.
Let's take a group picture.
360
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,160
Yeah, okay.
361
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,080
No. Uh, wait, wait.
We have to do another one.
362
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,240
Oh, God - What?
363
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,400
- Theo's eyes were closed.
- Yeah, sure they were.
364
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,120
- Okay, that one's cute.
- I like those.
365
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,000
- Okay.
- Oh!
366
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,080
Oh, I love it.
367
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,520
- Okay, wait.
- You all ready to pay now,
368
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,800
- honey bunny?
- Yeah.
369
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,520
When you go on a shopping spree
and don't have any money.
370
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,680
Relatable.
371
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Oh, no, no, no.
Um, I don't have any money.
372
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,360
Oh, does anybody have any money?
373
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720
Anyone?
374
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,800
Okay. Well, um...
375
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,200
we can't pay for any of this.
376
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,560
Okay, we can't pay
for all of this.
377
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,280
Okay.
378
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,240
Why did you bring me here?
379
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,240
- Hey.
- Why did you bring me here?
380
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,720
Hey, you're good to go.
381
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,040
Hey, you're good, buddy.
382
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Hey, look at me. Look at me.
383
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,400
Okay, you're good, you're good.
Look me in the eye, okay.
384
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,336
Put your hand on your stomach.
Put your hand on your stomach,
385
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,400
Okay.
386
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,696
Now, I'm going to put my hand
on your chest
387
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,616
and you're going to breathe in,
really deep breath.
388
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,120
I don't want to feel it
in your chest.
389
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,680
Just breathe in
through your stomach.
390
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,080
Okay?
391
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,080
I'm on your chest.
There you go, there you go.
392
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,000
And then sigh like Aspen said
something annoyingly narcistic.
393
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,200
Yeah.
394
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,856
You're good. Hey, you're good.
You just had a little freak out
395
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,960
- alright. You're good.
- Yeah.
396
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,440
You're good, champ.
397
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,440
You know what?
398
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,040
Don't worry about it.
399
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,120
You don't need to pay.
400
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,560
No, you don't have to do that.
401
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,280
- It's okay.
- It's on me, baby.
402
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,640
Really.
403
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,800
Really, you knock
yourself out, all of you.
404
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,560
It's taken all Thursdays.
It's on the house.
405
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,280
- We have to pay you.
- Please, no I insist.
406
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,280
Now, you just promise me...
407
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,680
Now you go and dance
your little tushes off for me
408
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,200
when you get to Dreamland?
409
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,120
Go on.
410
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,640
Go on.
411
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,680
Get out of here
before I slap you all.
412
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,480
Hey, guys.
413
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,136
You can't have
a proper road trip
414
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,176
- without painting the van.
- Oh, let me have this one.
415
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,280
Go for it.
416
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,680
I didn't know you're an artist.
417
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,600
I'm full of surprises.
418
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,880
Smoking is filthy.
419
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,096
Approximately eight million
people die from lung cancer
420
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,240
annually.
421
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,760
Dreamland or bust! Bitches!
422
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,880
What the hell
are you punks doing?
423
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,840
Shit! Guys, go, go, go!
424
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,120
Why're you running?
425
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,040
Shit, shit, shit!
426
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,640
You've had these the whole time?
427
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,720
Yes!
428
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,760
- That was insane!
- Yahoo!
429
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,080
- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness!
430
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,280
You got a light?
431
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,296
Oh, hey, you have
that dreamcatcher?
432
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,480
Oh my gosh, yes.
433
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,920
- Here.
- Thank you.
434
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,360
Oh, my God! It's so aesthetic.
435
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,560
I love it.
436
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,000
Wait. Where's my phone?
437
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,400
Where's my phone?
438
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,080
Where's my phone?
439
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,216
- It should be right there.
- Thank you, Kai.
440
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,480
- Yeah.
- Okay. Oh, my God.
441
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,320
- Oh! Oh, Sawyer, crop circles.
- Where?
442
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,320
- Nowhere.
- Kai.
443
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,360
- Yo, let me drive.
- I'm solid.
444
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,416
- What about your ankle?
- Don't worry about my ankle.
445
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,960
Well, fuck! Now I'm confused.
446
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,800
Is it your ankle or your brain
that got sprained?
447
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,040
Very clever.
448
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Oh, Aspen, you look so pretty.
449
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,640
- And you look so happy, Theo.
- It's just a picture.
450
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,880
Oh, my!
451
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,520
What's that quote?
452
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,080
Edit your life
frequently and ruthlessly
453
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,720
cause it's your masterpiece
after all.
454
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,080
I don't need to edit my life.
455
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,000
I need an entire
franchise rebuilt.
456
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,960
So, tell me.
457
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,400
Why did you finally
decide to come?
458
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,416
I don't know. I guess,
I didn't want to miss out.
459
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,721
I'd like to think it was because
of my irresistible charm.
460
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,320
Oh, no, no.
I'm plugging for real.
461
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,160
Oh, Kai, give me my phone.
462
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,480
- No, you can't go...
- Thank you so much.
463
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,720
You can't go five minutes
without being plugged in.
464
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,000
Serious addiction, dude.
465
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,480
Look, we don't have
any money, right?
466
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,136
Or is there some secret statue
buried cash in the desert
467
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,200
that I don't know about.
468
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,616
There's a secret statute
of buried money?
469
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,440
There's not a secret statute
of buried money.
470
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,760
I started a crowdfunding
page for us.
471
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,760
That's actually
a brilliant idea.
472
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,920
Bullshit.
473
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,800
I figured we're going to need
money for gas and a hotel room
474
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:58,880
and VIP passes.
475
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,040
Get your publicist or agent
or whatever to hook us up.
476
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,800
Or, are we now
worthy enough for the tickets
477
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,960
- into your livelihood?
- Do we really embarrass you?
478
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,240
No. no, no.
479
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,840
I'm texting my publicist now.
480
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,200
Okay, see.
481
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,840
There we go. Still need food
and a hotel room.
482
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,240
And I'm talking five star
treatment, okay.
483
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,400
I want a luxury suite
484
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,536
with top of the line
room service.
485
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,336
Oh, yeah, because I would
never expect anything less.
486
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,616
How are you going to pay
for that, huh?
487
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,080
She got a point, huh, shithead.
488
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,016
But why would people give money
to a sponsored social media
489
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,520
celebrity who already
has everything?
490
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,560
That does seem kind of
desperate even for you, Aspen.
491
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,400
I mean, about this account
with a fake cause,
492
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,040
and my social media
will just promote it, okay?
493
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,880
Would just be mean
endorsing the whole fans
494
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,000
and hustle a lot of money.
495
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,856
Well, you better turn off
your GPS to your phone
496
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,640
or this is going to be
a very short trip.
497
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,416
Look, Kai, I'm not an idiot.
So, I'd appreciate it
498
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,920
if you didn't treat me
like one, okay?
499
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,400
You can't fly
until you get all the crap
500
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,736
that weighs you down
off your back,
501
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,800
you know that, right?
502
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,280
I'm very worried.
503
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,200
Don't be. We'll find them.
504
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,520
A few of them mentioned
the Dreamland gathering
505
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,640
this weekend.
506
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,800
A drug and festive den.
507
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,080
Kylie put them up to this.
I'll see she never pulls a stunt
508
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,160
like this again.
509
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,720
Kai is struggling
with some very personal issues.
510
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,360
And imagine not feeling at home
in your own body
511
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,400
and no one accepts you
for who you are.
512
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,720
I understand.
513
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,080
Gender identity
disorder, Kristen.
514
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,240
But frankly I don't care
what mommy and daddy did to her
515
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,360
as a child.
516
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,280
I'm tired of shelving
this issue, Rich.
517
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,240
Yes, Kai committed
a few minor crimes.
518
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,480
But that kid doesn't belong here
and we both know that.
519
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,280
This is about feeling validated.
520
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,320
Of course he's going to act out,
who wouldn't?
521
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,720
Please stop defending her.
522
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,360
She insulted my staff
and stole my van.
523
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Listen.
524
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,640
I hear you, Kristen.
525
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,920
Let's just table this
until we get them back safely.
526
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,640
Okay?
527
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,040
So, I contacted
Aspen's publicist
528
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,280
and asked if she requested
any tickets.
529
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,960
She did. Five.
530
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,720
Brilliant.
531
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,600
You know what,
I don't understand this.
532
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,840
Why haven't we ever
gone together?
533
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,760
Maybe we should have
a drink right now.
534
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,280
Maybe we should
call the police...
535
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,280
now.
536
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,200
I don't how much you care
537
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,440
I would like it on the record
that I requested and recommended
538
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,680
we call the police.
539
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,240
Noted.
540
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,960
But I'm not going to do that.
541
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,560
It's hard enough
to fill the beds in here
542
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,960
without the local news
broadcasting that we're missing
543
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,080
minors.
544
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,800
We will get them back.
545
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,560
I promise.
546
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,240
Oh, sorry.
I can come back later.
547
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,600
No, no, no, not at all, don't.
Come in, come in.
548
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,720
Make yourself comfortable.
549
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,016
Thanks for just letting me
to talk.
550
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,120
Okay.
551
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,520
Will you excuse me,
Dr. Harrison?
552
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,800
Duty calls.
553
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,560
Parental issues.
554
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,720
We'll get that drink later.
555
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,880
- Hi, Dawn.
- Hi.
556
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,800
Okay.
557
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,280
Where were we?
558
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,200
Gas station.
559
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,800
That's destiny.
560
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,880
I don't believe in destiny,
faith or luck.
561
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,320
I believe in science.
562
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,616
Well, I believe in faith
and that everything happens
563
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,640
for a reason.
564
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,640
Faith takes
many possibility of choice.
565
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Is there evidence
for some divine plan?
566
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,800
We're just elementary particles
pieced together
567
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,400
by some massive crack
on the universe.
568
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,880
That's a really
nice thought, Sawyer.
569
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,960
We must have
that crowdfunding cash.
570
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,680
Let' see if this shithole
has an ATM.
571
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,040
That's not how it works.
572
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,000
Yeah,
we haven't made our reserve yet.
573
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,840
But don't worry.
I have it under control.
574
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,336
I just refused to go
for not five starring it
575
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,360
all the way.
576
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,000
So, we're still broke?
577
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,920
Yeah, maybe a $20,000
was a little high.
578
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,520
Twenty grand?
579
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,456
What, it seemed
like a good amount at that time.
580
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,840
- Oh, yeah.
- So, in other words
581
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,960
we got nothing.
582
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,120
Can't buy gas, can't buy food.
We're stuck.
583
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,560
Great.
584
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,880
Oh, my God!
585
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,920
- Can I get a pick?
- Yeah.
586
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,560
Oh, my God!
587
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,800
I'm watching that.
588
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,160
Excuse me, sir.
Could I have some money?
589
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,120
Could you buy us some alcohol?
590
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,200
Me and my friends
are looking for a good time.
591
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,280
Want to come party
with us instead?
592
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,840
- What're you doing?
- I'm getting the party started.
593
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,336
Hey, where do you think
those private place
594
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,360
to give a hand job is?
595
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,416
Aspen, you can't do advertise
network out and then giveaway
596
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
our location.
597
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,840
And I can't go
with these losers.
598
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,000
Suit yourself.
599
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,720
We have 20 on the platform.
600
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,736
- Oh, shut up.
- Could you also have
601
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,720
some red liquorish
and some orange soda, please?
602
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,400
You could try getting
a Goddamn job.
603
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,400
This is the problem
with you millennials.
604
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,520
Your tick dick pics
are free for all.
605
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,200
Okay, listen. Whatever,
she's gone, so it's fine.
606
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,800
Man, you really just can't help
yourself, can you?
607
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,256
You always got to be the one
on the driver seat
608
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,336
You know what,
you want to fucking
609
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,240
psycho analyze me right now,
let's go.
610
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,896
Let me at least give you
some fucking context
611
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,640
so you know
what you're talking about, okay.
612
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,080
So, the old man,
he had this thing
613
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,296
that he used to drill
into my head,
614
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,800
that if you're not a leader,
you're a failure.
615
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,680
And at the top of my game
and I'm not leader.
616
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,000
And I jacked my ankle
and all that's left
617
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,440
is a failure.
618
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,800
And these fuckers ban
these fuckers.
619
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,840
They give me this shit
that's supposed to make me
620
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,760
feel better, okay.
And then they turn
621
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,960
around and they take it from me.
622
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,920
And they call me an addict
like I can't control myself,
623
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,616
like I'm some kind of monster
and they lock me
624
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,560
in this shithole
with a bunch of freaks.
625
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,160
I worked my entire life
for that shit.
626
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,280
And then, just gone like that.
627
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,080
All of it.
628
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,936
You see, I didn't have
a backup plan.
629
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,160
I lost everything.
630
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,520
Lost my dream.
631
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,080
My chance of going to college,
my friends, my girl.
632
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,960
My dad's respect.
633
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,200
It's all fucking. You know what,
yeah, yeah, go ahead
634
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,760
and make your hilarious...
635
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,200
sarcastic remark
about the dumb jock failure
636
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,456
that I am,
but I can guarantee you
637
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120
my dad's already
beat you to it, so.
638
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,920
- I'm getting a bit mess.
- What, did you steal that?
639
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,680
My God! Go, go!
640
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,800
Whoa!
641
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,800
Hey! We're set.
642
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,320
I'm so sorry gas station man!
643
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,600
- Whoa!
- Dreamland or Bust!
644
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,600
- To Dreamland!
- To Dreamland!
645
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Yes!
646
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Whoa!
647
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,400
Alright.
648
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,120
- Okay.
- You just press
649
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,240
those pretty little lips
against the can
650
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,680
and inhale.
651
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,320
You're a brave girl.
652
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,040
- You're good? You're good?
- Yeah.
653
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,360
It's all good.
654
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,200
- Oh!
- Oh.
655
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,600
There you go.
656
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,520
- May I?
- Yeah.
657
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:27,840
Thank you.
658
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,320
Wow!
659
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,760
That's some big shit.
660
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,200
It's so obvious, dude.
661
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240
What?
662
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,960
- Come on.
- What?
663
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,520
- Come on.
- What's so obvious?
664
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,800
Look, I'm going to keep it real
with you, okay?
665
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,680
I don't want you on this trip.
666
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,920
I'll admit.
You're a freaky little dude
667
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,920
- and you make me uncomfortable.
- Okay.
668
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,840
But you're here.
669
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,760
And she's here.
670
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,520
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
671
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,320
You think that's a coincidence?
672
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,536
I don't think
that's a coincidence.
673
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,616
I know that's not a coincidence.
674
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,720
That's fate.
675
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,840
That's fate, little dude.
676
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,080
I mean, what do I do?
Do I just go over there?
677
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,960
Yeah, that's exactly
what you do.
678
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,960
What do I say, like, I do...
679
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,600
- You just...
- I don't know what to do?
680
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,360
You just say something,
you say something personal.
681
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,640
Chicks, they dig
that sensitive guy shit.
682
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,360
Uh, but don't get too personal.
683
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,840
Because then you get creepy,
you don't want to scare her off.
684
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,480
- Okay.
- Most importantly, let her talk.
685
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,560
Yeah.
686
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,080
There's one thing I know,
chicks love to talk.
687
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,400
You got this.
688
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,976
- Yeah.
- You got that. I don't even know
689
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,696
- why I'm here. You got this.
- Yeah, I got this.
690
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:50,800
- You got this, hey.
- Yeah.
691
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,920
You got this.
692
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,440
- Boom!
- I do.
693
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,200
- Sure, you got it.
- Yeah.
694
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,080
Hey.
695
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,840
- Go get them, tiger.
- Okay.
696
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,680
Hey.
697
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,840
Kind of freaked out
at the clothing shop, didn't I?
698
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,936
Yeah, I don't know
what's wrong with me.
699
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,320
I can't do anything right.
700
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,536
You know, this is the first time
I've ever been out of the house
701
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,040
without my parents
knowing where I am.
702
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,880
I'm 17 and I still haven't got
my driver's license.
703
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,800
Not even my permit.
704
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,576
I mean, my brother
didn't even pass
705
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,800
and he's super bright.
706
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,280
I guess I'm nervous
and afraid of failing.
707
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,600
And afraid
of actually driving too.
708
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,000
I'm scared.
709
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,120
Of taking the driving test
or actually driving?
710
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,120
Never mind.
711
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,880
Do you know
how many fans I have, guys?
712
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,800
Literally, they're all fucking
713
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,960
kind of obsessed with me.
714
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,480
Millions.
715
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,480
And millions of them.
716
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,040
My dad said
that relationships are dumb.
717
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,120
And that friends are just
energy sucking parasites
718
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,200
that drain you.
719
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,176
And you know, I should focus on
more important things
720
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,760
in the mall and social media.
721
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,776
He said that
hanging out with friends
722
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,720
is ton amounts of wasting time,
so I didn't have
723
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,640
a lot of friends
or people to talk to.
724
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,800
Yeah, I wish
I had more good friends.
725
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,040
Instead, I just have
these highs and lows.
726
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,960
Makes it hard.
727
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,280
Especially when you trolls
recommend I kill myself.
728
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,120
Hey.
729
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,136
Sometimes don't you wish
you were living
730
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,440
someone else's life?
731
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,200
Yeah. Yeah, literally
anyone else's.
732
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,080
That's why I like gaming.
You know, you pick a game or tag
733
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,280
and there's this...
734
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,120
anonymity, you know.
You're given a license
735
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,440
to become anything.
736
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,680
Anyone, you know, the nice guy
737
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,480
suddenly becomes
ruthless and powerful, you know.
738
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,920
We always imagine
that if we had a secret identity
739
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,400
we'd want to be
like Spiderman or Batman,
740
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,960
but online your actions
don't have consequences
741
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,320
and given the chance,
most people put on their mask
742
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,800
and they don't become the hero.
743
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,600
Well, they become the bad guy.
744
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,401
Did you know that there're areas
on Jupiter's moons Europa
745
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,480
and Calissto that basically
a hidden seas of water?
746
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,200
It's a fact.
Extraterrestrial life
747
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,560
does exist.
748
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,840
I know because they took me in.
749
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,360
Right here in the desert.
750
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,240
That's why I'm here.
751
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,400
Because they promised me,
if I ever came back,
752
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,280
they'd take me back with them.
753
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,880
Yeah, aliens are cool.
754
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,760
Hey, come on.
755
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,000
Stop being so anti-social.
756
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,640
Come on.
757
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,920
Come on.
758
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,760
Sawyer, come on.
759
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:40,840
Let's go.
760
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,960
Oh shit! This is my jam.
761
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,440
Hey, Theo!
762
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,720
- Hi.
- You're good, brave girl?
763
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,040
Yeah. You know what,
I have acne and bags,
764
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,080
and I think
I'm actually balding,
765
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,520
so I'm doing fucking great.
Thank you for asking.
766
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,800
- Sit down.
- Okay.
767
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,080
Here, I think
you're much of a pro right now.
768
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,760
Hey, hey.
769
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:44,680
You're okay. You're good.
770
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,040
Alright?
771
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,440
Just drip in all of it.
772
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,760
Hey,
what are you guys talking about?
773
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,200
Just guy stuff.
774
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,920
Hey, hey.
775
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,800
Okay, go. Go.
776
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,480
I can't. I can't. My ankle.
777
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,680
- I got this jam.
- Okay.
778
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,880
Come on.
779
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,800
No, you're not. I got you.
780
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,080
Now me, now me.
781
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,520
- Hey.
- Hey.
782
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,960
Fuck.
783
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,840
Hey.
784
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,120
Hi.
785
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,360
What's going on?
786
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,560
Come on, Kai, talk to me.
787
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,400
Please tell me
it's not that moment.
788
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,600
You know, the moment
were, oh, I'll share my wounds
789
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,840
if you share yours.
790
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,280
Thanks, but no.
791
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,120
- I just needed a cigarette.
- You're such a prick.
792
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,160
That's what I do best.
793
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,120
Why're you so mean all the time?
794
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,960
Why do you care?
795
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,800
Why does a rich, popular
superstar like yourself...
796
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,040
give a shit about what a tomboy
with a chip on her shoulder
797
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,040
who's totally confused
about who she is thinks?
798
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,536
Kai, that's not fair.
I didn't mean that.
799
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,000
- You know that.
- But you did.
800
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,640
And you do.
801
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,360
So, go.
802
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,296
Go have fun with Levi.
He's dying to hook up
803
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,816
and you don't want to keep
your fan keep waiting now,
804
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,920
do you?
805
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,880
It's just a fling, okay.
806
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,120
Why're you being like this?
807
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,240
Because I'm in love with you.
808
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,400
And I really know
I shouldn't be.
809
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,080
Yeah, I mean, that part
was completely obvious.
810
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,200
And?
811
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,320
And I don't know.
812
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,600
It's cool.
You don't feel the same.
813
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,800
God, I do.
814
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,560
You do?
815
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,960
Yeah, I mean...
816
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,160
I mean, you have a cute smile
and dreamy eyes
817
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,520
and you're as sarcastic as fuck
which I love.
818
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,080
You make me laugh
that I don't know...
819
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,800
So, what's the problem?
820
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,440
Look, I like you.
821
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,200
Yeah, I really do,
but this is not...
822
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,160
I just can't imagine
being with you.
823
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,320
Fuck is this is so Goddamn
confusing, Kai.
824
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,840
You know that this is not easy.
825
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,160
But it doesn't
have to be complicated.
826
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,920
I'm a guy like you said.
827
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,160
I'm just a guy with a...
828
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,280
a cute smile and dreamy eyes.
829
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,000
I mean, it's all about
what's on the inside, right?
830
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,880
It's just about a girl
who likes a guy.
831
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,720
Not to me.
832
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,320
And not physically anyway.
833
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,240
I'm getting an operation.
834
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,040
- And hormone that helps.
- I'm sorry.
835
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,160
That's just not...
836
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,360
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
837
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,640
Well, you know...
838
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,920
I bet you'd be
a lousy lay anyway.
839
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,240
Detach to fortify your emotions.
840
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,080
Boring.
841
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,840
So, tell me,
how do you like it then?
842
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,040
Machinery with a selfie stick?
843
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:37,880
The fuck you do.
844
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,200
Fuck.
845
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,480
Don't say that.
846
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,200
Come on.
847
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,280
Wake up!
848
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,920
Why did I do that shit?
849
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,400
Let's go. I'm hungry.
850
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:38,840
Come on!
851
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,240
Wake up.
852
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,400
That's a fucking bitch.
853
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,120
Yeah, I'm legitimately
dying of starvation.
854
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,360
Same.
855
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,520
You're right.
856
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,960
How do I know that for sure?
857
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,176
Because the gasman said
they had Dreamland or bust
858
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,496
painted on the side of the van
and they were dressed
859
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,560
like hippies.
860
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,520
No, we'll find them.
We'll take care of it.
861
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,280
I know what I need to do.
862
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,600
No, I won't screw it up.
863
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,440
- Why is he such an ass?
- Hey!
864
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,960
You watch
your mouth tiny dancer.
865
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,336
You don't want to bite the hand
that feeds you.
866
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,000
You know, I was just thinking,
I'd really love to hog tie
867
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,120
that alien loving Sawyer.
868
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,760
Just saying.
869
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,200
Guys, there's no wi-fi.
We can't find the guys
870
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,040
- without wi-fi.
- Where do you think we are?
871
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,320
Kill me.
872
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,160
Um, so since we're talking
about food, you know,
873
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,336
and I know we're really hungry,
874
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,280
but it's just that
this trip has been so much fun
875
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,360
and I think we're really close,
but I always like to, you know,
876
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,040
eat really healthy
and save the animals.
877
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,176
Can I just suggest that we...
878
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,280
- No.
- No, no. No.
879
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,520
No.
880
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,000
- What was that about?
- She's vegan.
881
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,400
Oh! Oh, my God, perfect. Me too.
882
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,320
Uh, we'll definitely
find a place for us, okay.
883
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I don't get it.
884
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,600
Why you eat what food eats?
885
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,000
Look at that.
886
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,920
See.
887
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,280
Poor animals.
888
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,976
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
889
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,176
No, I have the perfect
nickname for you.
890
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,400
You're going to be my soybean.
891
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,080
So cute.
892
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,456
Okay, so I stopped eating meat
like two years ago.
893
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,240
And my skin cleared up.
It's fantastic.
894
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,560
I do it to save the animals.
895
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,000
Yeah. Yeah, no, me too.
I just, you know, mostly do it
896
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,576
for health reasons,
but don't worry about it.
897
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,216
We're going to definitely
find us a place.
898
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,376
Well, there're two types
of people in this planet.
899
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,800
I don't think I like either.
900
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,256
Good luck
trying to find something.
901
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,080
We're in the middle
of truck stops and diners.
902
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,256
Oh, shit.
903
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,696
I don't want to die!
That's not my destiny.
904
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,800
Yes! Is it time? I'm ready.
905
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,680
Take me now.
906
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,200
Sorry, cutie.
I think I got a car to fix.
907
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,280
Take me now.
Why would you say that?
908
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,080
Well, she thinks
she was abducted by aliens
909
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,376
and the only reason
she came with us
910
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,560
was to reunite with them.
911
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,200
Alright. Well, on that note.
912
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,400
Shit!
913
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,720
I told you that in private.
914
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,120
- I didn't want them all to know.
- I just...
915
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,000
Now they'll think I'm insane.
916
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,760
Great.
917
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,760
Well, get it to it, big boy.
918
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,280
Oh fuck!
919
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,760
I have something that...
920
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,560
here, here.
921
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,880
I'm good, I'm good. I got it.
922
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,680
- Dude, your ankle, really?
- I said I got it!
923
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,000
Okay,
testosterone levels are spiking.
924
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,280
You know what,
you're in no fucking condition
925
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,640
- to do...
- Get the...
926
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,200
Going to hit me?
927
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,680
You got to be such an ass, Levi.
928
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,920
I'll do it.
929
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,600
I don't see nothing.
930
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,440
Not a van in sight.
931
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,040
- Nothing is there.
- Where are we?
932
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,280
I don't know,
because we didn't got no wi-fi.
933
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,360
Did I ever tell you fellas
about my first security guard
934
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,520
gig?
935
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,240
- No.
- Well, it, uh...
936
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,600
started several years ago.
937
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,200
It was a strip club in Pahrumph.
938
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,360
What was it?
939
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,400
A strip club in Pahrumph.
940
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,400
- Pahrumph?
- Pahrumph.
941
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,080
Theo.
942
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,080
You're okay?
943
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,440
I just suck at life.
944
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,160
This was one big stupid mistake.
945
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,336
What's the point of freedom
if you don't have the freedom
946
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,520
to make mistakes?
947
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,680
Listen, Theo.
948
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,600
I know I got a mouth
like a bus with no brakes.
949
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,840
But I'm a good listener.
950
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,000
So, if you need anything...
951
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,520
or need anybody to talk to...
952
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,880
I'm here, right?
953
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,160
Deal?
954
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,080
Hey.
955
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,640
Just please don't call me
"The Alien girl."
956
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,880
You know, my entire school,
even the teachers,
957
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,320
everyone called me that.
958
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,320
And how does someone fit in
after something like that?
959
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,080
Two weeks ago
was my birthday party.
960
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:02,880
It was...
961
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:05,840
it was supposed to be epic.
962
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,520
There were bands
and models and youtubers
963
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,440
and everyone was there.
964
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,520
It was supposed to be like
every girl's dream party.
965
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,200
How is this supposed to help?
966
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,216
I'm trying to tell you
that everything in life
967
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,800
it may look perfect, soybean.
968
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,560
But none of it is real.
969
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,440
Everything in my life
is just a lie...
970
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:34,640
you know.
971
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,360
Can you believe that
I had the caterer
972
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,296
bring out the cake seven times
just so I could get
973
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,760
the perfect snap to post?
974
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,200
I remember sitting there...
975
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,480
after and I was so lonely.
976
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,440
And I didn't have anybody
to talk to.
977
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,840
Anyway, this road trip...
978
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,760
has made me feel... alive.
979
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,776
You know what I mean?
I mean, I feel like
980
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,640
we could be best friends, right?
981
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,440
Well...
982
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,400
you really are
as selfish as Kai says.
983
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,440
No, no, look,
I'm just trying to tell you
984
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,400
that I'm not the fake chick
that you see online.
985
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,840
- Yes, you are.
- No, soybean. Please, come on.
986
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,480
I'm morphing
into a better person.
987
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,480
I fixed the tire.
988
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:32,200
No thank yous?
989
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,160
Welcome.
990
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,760
What I learned
was upper body strength
991
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:45,840
in this...
992
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,560
Is more important
than core strength.
993
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,840
For a bodyguard?
994
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,560
Yes, and a pole dancer.
995
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,360
Hello! Welcome to Relish.
996
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,016
I'm Jeremy.
Just sit yourselves up.
997
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,040
I'll be right with you.
998
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,240
No.
999
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,960
No, okay.
Last night was a one off.
1000
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,800
It was a mistake.
1001
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:23,840
Got it.
1002
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,760
Have we had our reserve yet?
1003
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,400
Let's not sort the details.
1004
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,840
No more what ifs.
1005
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,640
Or if onlys.
1006
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,560
Well, let's eat.
1007
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:33,040
Uh, garçon.
1008
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,160
I'll be right with you.
1009
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,040
Here you go.
1010
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,920
Oh! Thank you.
This is will certainly help
1011
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,640
with the college fees.
I guarantee you.
1012
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,800
Have a nice day!
1013
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,680
Drive safe.
1014
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:51,680
Wow!
1015
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,720
Dreamland bound?
You don't have to answer.
1016
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,520
It's so obvious.
I mean, look at you,
1017
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,640
unless you're not. But you are,
1018
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,280
because it's certainly
not Halloween, am I right?
1019
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:02,840
Oh, huh.
1020
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,520
Hold on.
I have to go make my tips.
1021
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,600
And save up for college.
I'll be right back.
1022
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,280
And I'm back!
1023
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,680
Uh, so, where was I?
1024
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,640
Uh, yes! I'm saving for college,
1025
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,040
I'm still living with my dad.
1026
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,080
Uh, what can I get you guys?
1027
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,760
Do you have anything
without meat or dairy
1028
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,560
- or animal products?
- She...
1029
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,120
your buddy.
1030
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,040
Oh, oh!
1031
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,720
Oh, you're serious?
1032
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,120
What are you... vegetarian?
1033
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,680
- She's vegan.
- I am.
1034
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,720
Plant based food only, please.
1035
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,400
And I'll have
whatever she's having.
1036
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,560
And the same for me.
1037
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,880
What?
1038
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,880
- Not a word.
- Yes, yes.
1039
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,080
Uh,
vegan dishes coming right up.
1040
01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,880
Uh, just toast for me, thanks.
1041
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,040
Okay.
1042
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,680
Hear the team cob.
1043
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,920
Blueberry pancakes,
powdered sugar, jam,
1044
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:10,800
heaps of butter, boom!
Killer meal, right?
1045
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,360
You said team cob?
1046
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,040
- You're a gamer?
- Yeah.
1047
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,160
What's your gamertag?
Maybe we play.
1048
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,800
Two at a titan.
1049
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,200
You dick!
1050
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,520
You destroyed my KDR
like three times.
1051
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,560
I'm Radog in your MOM 69.
1052
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,480
- And of course you are.
- No way.
1053
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,360
Dude, you got mad skills.
1054
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,880
You guys we're...
1055
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,576
We're sitting next
to the call of duty killer
1056
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,160
right now.
1057
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,976
Oh, my gosh!
You guys seriously played
1058
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,696
- each other online.
- Yeah, like whole last year.
1059
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,800
Yeah, it's an online tournament,
the CoD TDM online championship.
1060
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,880
- Respect.
- Dude.
1061
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,760
Plot fucking twist.
1062
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,840
What an incredible coincidence?
1063
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:54,960
Fate.
1064
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,520
What's the opposite of fate?
1065
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,640
Freedom.
1066
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,280
This has been a crazy trip.
1067
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,600
And it's been really fun.
1068
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,240
Thank you Kai.
1069
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:14,400
Relish it.
1070
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,200
Oh!
1071
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:26,280
Oh, I'm going to get Zeus.
Been here for everything.
1072
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,360
Hey, don't get Zeus.
1073
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,920
I'm gonna get Zeus,
he needs to be here with us.
1074
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,120
And the name is Zeus go!
1075
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:54,960
Hey, come with me.
1076
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,440
Uh, where's the restroom?
1077
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,760
Uh, outside, to the left,
out the door and to the right.
1078
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,080
God, I would kill
for some makeup.
1079
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,680
What's that?
But you don't wear makeup.
1080
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,440
It's not mine, it's yours.
1081
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,040
You brought my makeup?
1082
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,016
I calculated the probability
of you coming with us
1083
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,400
to be astronomically high.
1084
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:41,400
I don't understand though.
1085
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:42,800
How do you get
this stuff for free?
1086
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,880
No, it's a perk of fame,
I guess.
1087
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,976
And what do you say,
you let me paint your face
1088
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,200
to match that pretty dress?
1089
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,816
Please, it's fine.
See, all the brushes are clean.
1090
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,520
And this makeup
hasn't been used before.
1091
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:00,600
Well.
1092
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,120
- You got to wash your hand.
- Okay.
1093
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,040
Okay.
1094
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,200
I'm ready, let's do this.
1095
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,320
Okay.
1096
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,040
Okay, done.
1097
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:37,720
It's perfection.
1098
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,360
And where do you think
you're going?
1099
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,480
So, get it over with now.
1100
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:03,240
Insert your jokes,
so I can go take a piss.
1101
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,200
Fuck off me!
1102
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,600
Oh my!
1103
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,000
Look at these boobs.
1104
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,360
No ways to hide
those puppies now, is there?
1105
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,040
You know what?
1106
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,600
I'm going to show you
why you were born to be a girl,
1107
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,400
- not a boy.
- Fuck you.
1108
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,720
She betrayed us.
1109
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,280
Aspen, what is he talking about?
1110
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,560
He knows where we are
and he's coming for us.
1111
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,160
You know, she's been talking
to Director Stratton.
1112
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,120
Is that true?
1113
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,176
No. Look, he's been texting me,
but I haven't been responding
1114
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,440
to him, okay. I promise.
1115
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,360
She told him where we are.
1116
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,680
No, I didn't, okay, Theo.
Why would I want to do that
1117
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,400
to you guys.
I would not do that...
1118
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,400
Why has he wrote,
"I'm coming for you"?
1119
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,840
Let me see.
1120
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,080
Why is...
1121
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,680
You're a liar.
1122
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,280
- You're a fake.
- No.
1123
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,560
No, okay, Theo. I'm not.
I promised you
1124
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,056
that I did not tell him
where we were, okay.
1125
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,176
Why would I want
to go back there?
1126
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,920
- I did not...
- Because you're fucking him!
1127
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,240
Come here.
1128
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,560
Oh, there's the van.
1129
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,640
We didn't even know we'll find.
1130
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,936
We're going to go in,
we're going to grab them.
1131
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,240
We're not going to make a scene.
1132
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,736
Like, one flew over
the cuckoo's nest
1133
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,480
or going in to get the crazies.
1134
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,120
See, she's lying. I told you.
1135
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:24,800
Game's over. Time to go back.
1136
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,176
Please, Robbie, don't do this.
1137
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,000
- Robbie, please don't take us.
- I have to.
1138
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,280
Where are the others?
1139
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,680
It's just us.
The others disappeared
1140
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,800
last night.
1141
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,760
Boom! Bigger weight champions
down for the count.
1142
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:56,960
Look out.
1143
01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,000
Fuck!
1144
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:14,360
Easy, thin lips.
1145
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,600
Guys! Personal space, Robbie.
1146
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,240
I'm told not to engage,
but you all just fell
1147
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,400
right into my lap.
1148
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,920
Oh, it'll be such a pleasure
to drag you all back.
1149
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:30,760
Alright.
1150
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,600
- I should just kill myself.
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
1151
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,440
Theo, look at me.
1152
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,040
You don't have to do this.
I know you want the thing
1153
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,000
to stop, but this isn't
the right way, okay?
1154
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,016
I've seen way too many
of friends go this way.
1155
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,040
Just, please just put
the knife down.
1156
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,320
Theo...
1157
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,800
you're just not taking
your meds.
1158
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,280
Okay, that's all
that's happening right now.
1159
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,440
You're just crashing. That's it.
1160
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,160
You don't care about me.
1161
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,520
Yes, I do.
1162
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,600
Okay, we all do.
But this is not you.
1163
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,520
And it would be a tragedy
to take somebody as special
1164
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,680
as you from us.
1165
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,160
Look, come on, Theo, just...
1166
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,360
No, no. No, no, no.
1167
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,480
No, this is me.
1168
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,440
Do you think I'm so nice?
I'm not, I'm a terrible person.
1169
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,200
And you're a bitch.
1170
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,680
Yeah, you know what, Theo,
I have been a bitch.
1171
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:35,360
Haven't I?
1172
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,400
Right?
1173
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,160
Theo, put the knife down.
1174
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,200
- Just drop it.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1175
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,960
- I didn't mean that.
- No, it's okay.
1176
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,200
- It's okay.
- You must hate me?
1177
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,120
No.
1178
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,040
We all say things
that we don't mean
1179
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,360
and that we regret.
1180
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,480
Theo, we're all
in this together.
1181
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,640
Okay?
1182
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,560
Listen to me brother.
1183
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,480
If we don't go now,
they're going to take us
1184
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,760
right back to that facility.
We need to go now.
1185
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:09,240
Hey, guys, I have whipped up
some hash browns.
1186
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,440
They're vegan.
1187
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,320
- You betrayed me.
- I'm sorry, Robbie.
1188
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,080
- I needed those...
- You hurt me.
1189
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,000
I won't hurt you again.
I promise.
1190
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,560
Hey, Sawyer, hit him.
1191
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,760
I said,
hit him not decapitate him.
1192
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,000
I'm sorry.
1193
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,280
Get out of here.
1194
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:29,920
- Okay, here.
- Come on.
1195
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,920
- What are you doing?
- I can't drive like this.
1196
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:35,840
I can't either.
I don't have my license.
1197
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:37,360
Well, you got to learn sometime.
1198
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,640
Please, just buy us some time.
1199
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,120
- What?
- Buy us some time.
1200
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,280
There is so many buttons.
1201
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:48,880
Okay.
1202
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,920
- Left is brake, right is gas.
- Okay. Okay.
1203
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,160
Seatbelt. Seatbelt.
1204
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:57,280
- Oh!
- Oh, okay.
1205
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:58,400
Hey, hey.
1206
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,000
You got this.
1207
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,120
Get in, get in, get in.
1208
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,400
Sorry about your tire.
1209
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,840
That was the most exciting
two hours of my life.
1210
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,640
Pull over, pull over, pull over!
1211
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,280
Go vomit!
1212
01:23:58,280 --> 01:23:59,760
I'm not cleaning that up.
1213
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,096
Here, dude,
let me help you with that.
1214
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,160
Let's not hurt your ankle.
1215
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,640
- Kai, shut up about my ankle.
- Get over, come on.
1216
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:06,920
Just sit down, bro.
1217
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:21,720
There's nothing wrong
with your ankle.
1218
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,680
You didn't break it.
1219
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,680
No, I never broke my ankle.
1220
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,760
I just didn't make the cut.
1221
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,880
Too much attitude,
too many cracked skulls.
1222
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,880
Not enough talent to back it up.
1223
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:39,760
I was a loose cannon.
So, yeah, I blamed it
1224
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,920
on my ankle.
1225
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:43,760
And I got hooked on painkillers
and my dad had no choice
1226
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:44,880
but to get me cleaner.
1227
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,400
Maybe guys, let's be real.
1228
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:53,800
Hurt ankle,
shattered college dreams.
1229
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:57,240
Victim of the opioid crisis,
it just sounds better...
1230
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,320
than asshole got axed
from varsity,
1231
01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:02,000
because he couldn't
be a team player.
1232
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,360
I have to be honest
with you, too.
1233
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,440
I really was abducted
by extraterrestrials.
1234
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:19,920
You don't believe me, do you?
1235
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:21,400
No, I believe you.
1236
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,080
I don't think you do.
1237
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,000
You know, I don't doubt
that you believe it.
1238
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,720
You know, it doesn't matter.
1239
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:28,960
You know, I'm tired
of lying about it.
1240
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,120
It was real.
1241
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,056
They promised to take me
with them this time
1242
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,480
and finally be free.
1243
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,440
Golly, that's sounds crazy.
1244
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:38,000
You know what, leave her alone.
1245
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:41,040
I mean, Jesus,
I'm just sick of everyone
1246
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:42,880
pushing their belief's
on everybody else.
1247
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:45,120
Were you there?
1248
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,256
- No, I was not there.
- Yeah, well then you don't know.
1249
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,520
We can't believe the truths
we don't want to understand.
1250
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,080
And we believe the lies
that we want to believe.
1251
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:55,800
Yeah, I lied for so long,
I wake up every morning
1252
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,280
- with a throbbing ankle.
- Wow.
1253
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:00,416
I would wake up in the morning
and ask my fans
1254
01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:02,056
what I should wear,
because I legitimately
1255
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,760
could not decide for myself.
1256
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:06,280
When the likes rush in,
it's like...
1257
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,920
it's such a thrill.
1258
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:11,120
That's why you were so addicted
to your phone.
1259
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,360
That's why I broke down.
1260
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:16,200
Wait. I heard a lot of it,
but I'm pretty sure
1261
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:18,400
you said that
you checked yourself in.
1262
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:20,280
More freedom
than the rest of us.
1263
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:21,680
You could leave at any time?
1264
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,240
No. No, I couldn't.
1265
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,296
Maybe my parents
thought it would be best
1266
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,400
for my fans
if I told them that I was...
1267
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:34,840
going on a social media cleanse
and choosing to check myself in.
1268
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:36,696
So, this whole time
you were stuck in there
1269
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,960
- just like us?
- Yeah, no free pass.
1270
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,240
Oh God, that makes me so mad.
1271
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:42,480
Why?
1272
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,040
I spent all that time and energy
being jealous of you
1273
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,160
for nothing.
1274
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:48,760
Well, um...
1275
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:50,080
here, this may cheer you up.
1276
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:53,760
My infamous online meltdown
happened right after
1277
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,000
my highly publicized
birthday party.
1278
01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:59,080
Yeah. Yeah, I was found
by the paparazzi
1279
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:02,240
crying in fetal position,
binge eating my own cake.
1280
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,560
Ooh!
1281
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,360
Oh God, I could not feel myself
out of bed for a week.
1282
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,280
Oh, that doesn't make me
feel better.
1283
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:16,400
Theo.
1284
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,216
Look, I know
you don't believe me,
1285
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:19,800
but I did not call
director Stratton.
1286
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,080
Okay, I promise.
1287
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:25,440
I mean, it's a coincidence
that Robbie shows up
1288
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,520
right after Stratton's text.
1289
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,320
What are you guys talking about?
1290
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:32,920
I found missed texts and calls...
1291
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,360
Yeah, on my phone...
1292
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,000
from Stratton.
1293
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,720
Why would she turn us in?
1294
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,320
- Because...
- Because I slept with him.
1295
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,080
I mean, it just happened.
1296
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:54,200
I mean, we were in his office
and he was talking to me
1297
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,400
and he was making me
feel important and special
1298
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:59,840
and, you know, then he was
on top of me and I, uh...
1299
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,056
I don't know, I'm sure
I lead him on or something.
1300
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,240
I don't want to hear anymore.
1301
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,136
Seriously, Kai, do you think
this is easy for me
1302
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,280
to be telling you right now?
1303
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,480
You didn't do
anything wrong, Aspen.
1304
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:10,680
This is on him.
1305
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:11,976
I didn't want to keep it
from you guys.
1306
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,056
I just didn't think
it was something
1307
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,840
that I just announced, you know.
1308
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,640
And look, Theo,
I promise you, I promise you
1309
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,000
that I did not call him.
1310
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:24,960
I believe you.
1311
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,360
That was really brave of you
to share, Aspen.
1312
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,640
And you know, Kai,
you know, I seem to throw
1313
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,800
a little bit of Heisman
when it comes to sharing...
1314
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,080
- Private person.
- Yeah, yeah, private person.
1315
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,480
I think it's just cause
you got some...
1316
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,080
skeletons in your closet
like the rest of us.
1317
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:47,576
Or maybe
it's cause I don't want to share
1318
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:49,120
my personal life
with you, dipstick.
1319
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:51,360
Fair.
1320
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,200
Fine.
1321
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:54,960
I grew up suburbia.
1322
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:56,480
And my parents did
everything right.
1323
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,640
Gymnastics, tutors, tennis.
1324
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,120
And they always
just used to drill into my head,
1325
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,520
till you know exactly
who you are...
1326
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,240
You can't be truly free.
1327
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:06,880
Exactly.
1328
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:10,840
But the one thing
that they couldn't understand,
1329
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:12,920
was I do know who I am.
1330
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:19,520
That's...
1331
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,640
not at all what I expected.
1332
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:24,320
Well,
you need to be who you are.
1333
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,360
Was that why
they locked you in there?
1334
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:30,240
Well, no.
1335
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:33,016
Not until I told them
I needed an operation
1336
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:34,240
and hormone therapy.
1337
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,480
That sucks.
1338
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,760
Hey, maybe our parents
should be social drinking pals.
1339
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,536
They can get together
and complain
1340
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,000
about their defective children.
1341
01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:45,120
A come on come.
1342
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,040
I thought I could live
like this, but I can't.
1343
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,560
It's too hard.
1344
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:54,000
I just want
the freedom to be me.
1345
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:56,680
I mean, look...
1346
01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,400
even in this bigoted world
1347
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,080
there's trans people
going into office.
1348
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,240
Not because they're trans,
1349
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,800
but because they have
really good fucking ideas.
1350
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,160
We're just like everybody else.
1351
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:18,000
So, what do we do now?
1352
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,800
Whatever we want.
1353
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:38,880
Well, I'm good, let's...
1354
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,080
let's go.
1355
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:46,040
I need to go back.
1356
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:47,960
I need help.
1357
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:57,640
I'll drive you Theo.
1358
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:00,480
You know what guys...
1359
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:03,160
this has been the best
two days of my life.
1360
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:06,096
Okay, and as much as
I'd rather be raving my ass off
1361
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,360
at Dreamland it's...
1362
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:09,560
more important
for me to help a friend.
1363
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,040
What about Stratton?
1364
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,360
If you go back, they're just
going to lock you up.
1365
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:15,960
You let me worry about Stratton.
1366
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:18,840
Zeus and I'll make sure
he gets what he deserves.
1367
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:22,760
Well, guys, you know
I can't let you go alone.
1368
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:25,360
Yeah, hold me
after that head smashing
1369
01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:27,560
escapade. You better go back.
1370
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:31,360
Hey.
1371
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:32,640
Here.
1372
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:36,880
Aspen.
1373
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:39,360
Come with me.
1374
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,560
I can't.
1375
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:44,456
Okay, this is the one chance
that I have to actually help
1376
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:45,560
someone.
1377
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:48,080
No, yeah. I get it.
1378
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:51,400
Where are you going to go?
1379
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:55,200
I don't know.
1380
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,960
Uh, hey, wait, um...
1381
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,160
here.
1382
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,440
We made our reserve.
1383
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,160
Open PayPal
and take the money, okay?
1384
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:09,800
- It's yours.
- What's this for?
1385
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:12,640
And here I'll be
out of the facility
1386
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,880
and hopefully...
1387
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,920
be the person I meant to be.
1388
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:18,880
And this is so you can do.
1389
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,160
And maybe, I don't know...
1390
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:28,520
we can buy some fake ID's
and take me out for a drink.
1391
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,080
Please.
1392
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:33,776
You don't think
I'm going to have girls
1393
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:34,936
lining up
around the block for me?
1394
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:36,920
Not the girls I know.
1395
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:45,440
So, this is it?
1396
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:47,440
We're breaking up?
1397
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:51,320
Yeah, I guess, we're now.
1398
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:00,440
I hope you find your friends.
1399
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:04,160
I already found my friends.
1400
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,320
My search
for extraterrestrial beings
1401
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:09,760
are just an exploration
of curiosity at this point.
1402
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,240
See you soon.
1403
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,360
Oh, Sawyer, wait.
1404
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:29,400
- Oh, my...
- Here.
1405
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:32,880
Thank you.
1406
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:37,600
Hey!
1407
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:39,080
Hey!
1408
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:42,920
Farewell my demoted band
of Misfits!
1409
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,440
Richard Stratton.
1410
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:42,800
We've got evidence
of non-council statutory rape
1411
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,160
and patient abuse.
1412
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:22,440
Oh!
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