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For the last time, I didn't steal your sandwich. 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,389 It's been so long since the third grade. 12 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,024 Let it go. 13 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:28,060 Well, if you're not here to admit to stealing my sandwich, 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,194 then why are you here? 15 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:33,265 To teach the kids about the dangers of bullying. 16 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,600 -Huh? -Look, sheriff! 17 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,636 -I'm a piñata! -Oh, cool! I love piñatas! 18 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,204 [ laughter ] 19 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,572 ow! 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,908 ♪ ride around town ♪ 21 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,544 ♪ stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪ 22 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,980 ♪ what? Well, you better be aware, son ♪ 23 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:51,050 ♪ 'cause momma named me sheriff ♪ 24 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,418 ♪ momma ♪ 25 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,585 ♪ now you got it ♪ 26 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,187 ♪ momma ♪ 27 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,488 ♪ and don't forget it ♪ 28 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,424 ♪ oh, no, I better go ♪ 29 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,226 ♪ m-o-m-m-a ♪ 30 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:05,030 ♪ momma named me sheriff, momma named me sheriff ♪ 31 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:08,667 and remember, kids, think of b.O.N.E.R.S. -- 32 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:12,471 Bullying others never ends right, see? 33 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,639 [ coughs ] 34 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,274 oh, and another thing is, 35 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:19,044 the best way to not be bullied is to bully yourself first. 36 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,080 Hey, let's give sheriff a wedgie! 37 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,948 Nuh-unh-unh. Aw! Aw! 38 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,051 Works every time. [ chuckles ] 39 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,252 okay, thanks. 40 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,387 -Hi! -Aah! 41 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,656 Interesting speech, sheriff. 42 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,391 Thanks, guy. Have a good day, now. 43 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,792 Whee! Oh! 44 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,528 When I heard you were giving an anti-bullying speech, 45 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,897 I had to see it to believe it, 46 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:43,035 since, as you know, you were once a bully. 47 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:44,470 A bully? Me? 48 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,239 You don't remember me, do you? 49 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:49,208 Glen? 50 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,110 Uh, smelly glen? 51 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,544 Smelly glen! 52 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,580 Of course I remember you. 53 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,548 You're smelly glen! Wow! 54 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,184 Yeah, y-you gave me that name, sheriff! 55 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:02,087 And then carl and bojenkins joined in. 56 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,555 ♪ smelly glen, smelly glen ♪ 57 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,725 oh, no! I was a bully? 58 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,093 Oh, I feel horrible. 59 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,362 Sorry, smelly glen -- I-I mean glen. 60 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,097 Oh, it's fine, it's fine. 61 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:15,968 Calling me smelly glen only changed my life forever, 62 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,170 but it's fine. Tell ya what. 63 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,973 How about we go find carl and mr. Bojenkins 64 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:24,743 and make things right again, smelly glen? 65 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,812 I mean glen. I mean smelly glen. 66 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,847 Yeah. Sorry, I meant to say smelly glen. 67 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,717 Sorry, glen. Yeah, sorry, glen. 68 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,485 No, it's fine. It's fine. 69 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,887 So, where you been, glen? 70 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:37,723 After that day you all called me smelly glen, 71 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,425 I never did come back to school. 72 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,660 I know what that's like. 73 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,262 I got married in the second grade, 74 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,531 moved to France for eight years, got a divorce, 75 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,400 then came back and went through the rest of school with y'all. 76 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,536 So, that's why you always seemed older than us. 77 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:53,438 So what else brings you to town, smelly glen -- I mean glen? 78 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,008 Ah, just here to dig up the past 79 00:02:56,010 --> 00:03:00,879 and put some things to rest...Forever. 80 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,281 [ laughs ] ow! 81 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,949 Quit messing with the light switch, stupid. 82 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,585 Well, sorry we bullied you, smelly glen -- I mean glen. 83 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,120 But you sure missed out. 84 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:11,223 The third grade was the best year of our lives! 85 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:11,890 Right, guys? 86 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:12,958 No. I guess. 87 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,693 Hey, how about we make it up 88 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,328 to smelly glen -- I mean glen -- 89 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:19,231 and show him all the fun things we did in the third grade? 90 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,200 Uh, I don't know, sheriff. No. 91 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,401 Oh, come on. 92 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,837 Together: Uhh. Come on. 93 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,040 Everybody, come inside. Look! 94 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,775 -Wait up. -This is very exciting. 95 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,443 This place hasn't changed a bit. 96 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:35,214 And look, our old box of stuff is still here. 97 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,016 Look at this old picture of mrs. Kathimplewater. 98 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,485 Damn, she was hot back then. [ laughs ] 99 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,853 can you believe she still thinks 100 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,423 I stole her sandwich from the third grade? 101 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,124 [ chuckles ] she's crazy, man. 102 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,392 Oh, look, carl. 103 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,894 Your old apple juice. 104 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,495 Check this out, glen. 105 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,763 -[ slurps ] -ha-ha! 106 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,299 -Whoa! Whoa! -Whoa! Whoa! 107 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,834 Yeah! 108 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,237 You still got it. Boo-yah. 109 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,072 -Huh? -Ow! 110 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,907 I never could get the hang of this thing. 111 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:05,644 Fire in the pee-pee hole! [ laughs ] 112 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,912 -yeah. -[ laughs ] 113 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,180 you were right, sheriff. 114 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:11,083 I forgot how fun the third grade was. 115 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,118 -Right, glen? -Ow. 116 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,987 Oh, sorry, smelly glen. 117 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:16,688 I mean smelly glen. 118 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,357 I meant to say smelly glen. 119 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,025 Well, this is fun and all, 120 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:24,096 but there's something I really wanna do now. 121 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:26,932 Huh? Now, let's take a walk in the woods 122 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,768 so I can show you. 123 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,103 [ laughs evilly ] 124 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,838 uh, it's getting late, glen. 125 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,805 Yeah, I'm scared. 126 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,908 Aw, come on. 127 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:40,312 [ grunts ] just a little further. 128 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,213 -Whoa! -Oh! 129 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,080 We're here. 130 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,883 -Oh, no! -Now, start digging. 131 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,118 I'm gonna turn back now. 132 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,253 Oh, it sure is hot out here. 133 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,555 Here, hold these, smelly glen -- I mean glen. 134 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:51,623 I'm nervous. 135 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,891 Oh, boy, I can't wait 136 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,359 to find out what we're digging for. 137 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,128 Huh? Come on, glen. 138 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,763 Why you doing this, man? 139 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,732 It all started in the third grade. 140 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,367 We were playing four square 141 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,203 when you guys called me smelly glen. 142 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,272 Hey, you're smelly today, glen. What? 143 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,041 ♪ smelly glen, smelly glen ♪ 144 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:12,944 it was heartbreaking but even more so for my parents. 145 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,313 They were so ashamed 146 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:17,716 their only child was nicknamed smelly glen 147 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,718 that they killed each other. 148 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,719 [ crying ] 149 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,587 after that, I was put into 150 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,090 one foster family after another -- 151 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:29,828 a family of inbreds, religious fanatics, and robots. 152 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,797 Robo-dad was always touching me. 153 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,099 Remember, this is our secret. 154 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,836 So, I ran away, joined the army, and was sent to war. 155 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,372 One day, a grenade landed near our trench. 156 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,940 I heroically dove on it. 157 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,642 Thank god it was a dud. 158 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,711 My platoon stood up to cheer, 159 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,946 but they were mowed down and died, 160 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,649 and that's the end of the story... 161 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,051 Is what I told my new family. 162 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,320 I kept that grenade as a reminder 163 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,956 that things could always get worse. 164 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,092 And they did, the day it exploded 165 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,827 and killed my whole family 166 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,062 and sent me flying over the ocean, 167 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,799 where I landed inside a whale's butthole 168 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:11,503 and lived for 10 years. 169 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,138 Anyway, now I'm here 170 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:17,709 to do what I've wanted to do this whole time. 171 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,845 [ laughs evilly ] sheriff: Ah. What the... 172 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,047 A four square ball? 173 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,548 So, you're not gonna kill us? 174 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,783 What? No. 175 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,185 After you all called me "smelly glen," 176 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:31,890 I buried our four square ball so you guys could never play again. 177 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,892 But what's wrong must be righted. 178 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,894 So, there it is. 179 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,197 Well, good seeing you guys. 180 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,932 Bye, I guess. 181 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,200 -Aw. -Hey, wait. 182 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,102 Yeah, I'll play four square! 183 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,837 Oh, I just needed my gun back. 184 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,274 But I guess we could play a game. 185 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,976 [ laughter ] 186 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,978 yeah! Well, come on, guys. 187 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,980 Let's go play some four square! 188 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:59,050 Sheriff, here to finally confess to stealing my sandwich? 189 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,719 Uhh! Let it go! 190 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,820 Who cares?! 191 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,055 I care! It was special! 192 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,492 A garlic, mayo, and toenail sandwich! 193 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,160 -Ew! -Ugh! 194 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:09,795 My husband, george, 195 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,264 made that sandwich the day he died. 196 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,499 You took all I had left of him! 197 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,035 I didn't take your freaking sandwich! 198 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,004 He's right. I took it. 199 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,439 Together: What?! 200 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:21,706 Sorry about that. 201 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,476 So, that's why you smelled that day, smelly glen -- 202 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,444 I mean glen. 203 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:27,712 You ought to call him "dead glen." 204 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:28,847 but he's alive. 205 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,515 That doesn't make any sense. 206 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,652 It will after I kill him! 207 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,653 -Ha! -Ah! 208 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:35,554 [ gunshot ] 209 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,155 what? 210 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:37,956 Aah! 211 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,691 [ both screaming ] 212 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,960 [ laughs evilly ] 213 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,662 guys, we got to get smelly glen -- 214 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,763 I mean glen -- out of here. 215 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:45,931 This way. [ gunshot ] 216 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:46,865 -aah! -Aah! 217 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,033 Come on. In here. 218 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,670 I'm coming for you, dead glen! 219 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,637 [ gunshot ] [ laughs evilly ] 220 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,738 -damn! -Ah, ah! 221 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,973 -Uhh. -Oh, no. 222 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,442 This one's for george! [ gunshot ] 223 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,343 [ grunts ] 224 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,611 not so fast! 225 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,246 -Ha! -Ow! 226 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,716 Whoa! 227 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,718 Huh? What the hell was that? 228 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,019 [ laughs evilly ] [ gunshot ] 229 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,588 [ all screaming ] 230 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,022 yeah. 231 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,424 [ glen crying ] 232 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,392 here, this should stop the bleeding. 233 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:15,293 Ow! 234 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,262 Mm, salt and vinegar. 235 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,866 Aah! Die, dead glen. 236 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:21,900 Oh! 237 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,001 [ slurps ] 238 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,536 way to go, carl! Yeah! 239 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,671 Aah! Ha! 240 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,672 [ screaming ] 241 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,074 oh, damn it. 242 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,309 Come on, this way. 243 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:35,981 Come out, come out wherever you are, dead glen. 244 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,282 Huh? 245 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,151 [ door creaks, knock on door ] 246 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,821 yes? May I help you? 247 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,990 Class dismissed, bitch! 248 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,892 No! [ grunts ] 249 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,894 wow! 250 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,395 [ sighs ] 251 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,096 together: Aah! 252 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,432 Ah! Die, glen! 253 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,768 Aah! 254 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,837 All right, almost out of here, smelly glen. 255 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,739 I mean smelly -- I mean glen -- 256 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,008 ah, why can't I get it right? 257 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,276 -[ laughs evilly ] -ah! 258 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,912 There's no escape, dead glen. 259 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,146 -Hey! -Huh? 260 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,882 It's not nice to call people names. 261 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,517 That's called bullying. 262 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:16,154 His name isn't dead glen. It's smelly -- 263 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,722 no! It's... 264 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,991 I mean, it's just glen. 265 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,826 Huh? Hey, I said it right. 266 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,295 ♪ dead glen, dead glen ♪ 267 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,665 oh. Glen, man, I'm sorry for everything, dude. 268 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,034 I can't believe you had such a horrible life 269 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,670 all because we called you sme-- well, you know. 270 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,172 Man, you really had to live in a whale's butthole? 271 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,574 Oh, it's fine, it's fine. 272 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,076 Because when I was in that whale's butthole, 273 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,645 I found a briefcase full of money, 274 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,714 so now I'm rich. 275 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,882 Wow. Whoa! 276 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,318 Uh, sorry. Wait, the sandwich. 277 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,586 Huh? 278 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,688 I only took one bite of it and put it under here. 279 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,922 [ gasps ] oh. 280 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,124 Uh, here you go. My sandwich! 281 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,628 Oh, it's like I'm with my george again. 282 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,797 Kiss me, george. 283 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,131 Sheriff: Oh, geez! 284 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,400 -[ grunting ] -oh, come on. 285 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:07,005 Wait! This isn't a garlic, mayo, and toenail sandwich! 286 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,440 It's just ham and cheese! 287 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,408 -Uh-oh. -Uh, wrong sandwich, I guess. 288 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,143 Huh! Die! [ chainsaw revs ] 289 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,012 [ all scream ] 290 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,981 [ grunts ] oh. 291 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,416 [ crack! ] ah. 292 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,385 -[ screams ] -sheriff? 293 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,720 Oh, hey, goodman. What's up? 294 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,988 What is going on here? 295 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,322 Ah, just showing glen here 296 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,924 what he missed in the third grade. 297 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,360 Best day of my life! 298 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:30,495 Hey! Leave tommy alone! 299 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,063 Ah, don't worry about it, goodman. 300 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,367 Tommy might wind up in a whale's butthole and be rich someday. 301 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,068 -Huh? -Now, come on, guys! 302 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,270 Let's go play some four square! 303 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,740 Shouldn't we take care of that dead body? 304 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,142 Oh, you're such a goody-goody, goodman. What? 305 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,610 ♪ goody-goody goodman ♪ 306 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,879 come on. Together: ♪ goody-goody goodman ♪ 307 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,848 ♪ goody-goody goodman ♪ 308 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,183 ♪ goody-goody goodman ♪ 309 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,452 ♪ m-o-a-m-m-a ♪ 310 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,821 ♪ momma named me sheriff, momma named me sheriff ♪ 311 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,591 ♪ m-momma, momma, momma named me sheriff ♪ 312 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:02,494 ♪ m-momma, momma, momma, momma named me sheriff ♪ 313 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,597 ♪ momma, she named me sheriff ♪ 23053

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