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It's cold and it's someone on the roof

I'm in a house with windows I can not hide

MAKING GAY Holiday season

I'm here all alone without you by my side.

It's Christmas season.

Like a tree with stars for you to find

A row of popcorn at the end of the road

When you come to my you know what corner you will find

It's Christmas season.

Someday everyone will agree

That Christmas is no time to be alone

So why not pack your things, metes to backpackers and sing? Right!

It's Christmas season.

I think my family is making me crazy

And you should be with me, baby, I'll tell you why

You are family too, and you do not have to strive

It's Christmas season.

Someday everyone will agree

That Christmas is no time to be alone

So why not pack your things, metes to backpackers and sing? Right!

It's Christmas season.

Silent Night,

Holy Night,

I wish you were here tonight

It's Christmas season.

And you are mine.

Hallelujah! I finished this semester.

Thank you Mr. Gunnunderson.

You're welcome, Professor Van Devere.

Please the semester ended.

Call me Daniel.

OK

Daniel

They call me Gun (Weapon).

So I heard.

The Big Gun.

Happy Holidays, teacher.

You are also in this class?

Yes! Lord.

Anyway, have a good holiday.

I hope more of you next semester Gun.

Okay.

I do not believe that we the last people on campus.

When are you going home * for the holidays? [Untranslatable pun between "home" \u003d house and "homo"]

Gotta get home before the sunset or my mother goes out.

You know, I never realized...

What happens if get home before sunset?

The Hanukkah zombies catch you?

In reality is the opposite.

We have become vampires.

So I have to be indoors for your protection.

Thank you.

Well, do not worry about me.

I'm a pig, so I'm safe.

Safe from what?

Vampires Hanukkah *. [Jewish holiday similar to Christmas]

Nor do I know.

You will spend the holidays together?

Unfortunately not.

My parents sent me a plane ticket.

Nathan, dear...

There is much work to doings on the farm during the holidays.

That is offensive.

Gun And you?

Well, I'm going back to my dorm...

and then go home.

Once you have packaged kind.

Well .. have fun "package."

You bet.

Happy Hanukkah, Tremp.

Merry Christmas, Porch.

See you next year.

Finally alone.

Nathan...

I need to make me even to the road.

I can not "make you" first?

15 minutes.

That is all.

Can I work with that.

Sorry.

Hello Dad!

What good "How are you!

It's your mother, do not you know?

Sorry.

Hello mother.

Hello baby boy.

How was the thing of your big test?

My final exam in Philosophy... thing...

was good.

Oh! Good! And you're on your way home?

Within a few minutes.

Hurry up!

Trafficking is awful during the holidays.

I'm out the door as we speak.

Great!

I need all the help we get.

I am determined to find the best cookie recipe ever.

And finally show how that Mancuso's swaggering side.

Well, Mom, if someone can thou.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Gunnunderson.

It's your roommate?

Transmits to you our holiday greetings.

Wait!

They celebrate Christmas?

Yes.

Celebrate.

She wants Happy Kwanzaa *. [African-american alternative holiday to Natal]

What are his plans for the holidays?

Go visit her parents.

This is so beautiful!

Christmas is so important, you have to have a family.

The cookies are ready!

My sweets are burning.

You better hurry you young.

Kisses!

I love you.

Nathan...

I just have to go.

It is not wise to annoy Anya Gunnunderson at Christmas.

I wanted that same we spend the holidays together.

Me too, babe.

Very good. One last thing.

What?

Nathan!

Have we exchanged gifts!

I know. I know! But I saw it in the window and had to buy.

Like it?

I love it!

This is by far the gayest thing I have.

Really?!

And that thing in your closet?

OK

It's the second gayest thing.

I love it.

Fine.

Now...

Another?

No. No. Offers it to me.

WHAT?

Do it!

Okay.

Gun!

To me!

You should not!

It's so beautiful!

Thanks!

What? I could not resist buying something for me.

I have really good taste.

Hello father.

Hello son.

How are you, sir?

Well Well

So everything is planned for my flight home tomorrow?

... Sure!

It is because of this. I would...

This is Nathan?

Yes.

It is the mother?

Yes.

Have you say?

I had no opportunity to tell you.

Tell me what?

Give me that phone!

Really!

Hello Nathan, is the mother.

Yes I have noticed this. Tell me what?

There was a wonderful change of plans.

This is even necessary, dear?

More than you think! Honey.

Mom!

Sorry, honey.

As I was saying, there was a wonderful change of plans.

Somehow we forgot to tell you.

Then tell me now!

Well .. know that the Society Music makes the annual fundraiser?

You know, everybody is there.

E. ..?

And the items in this year's auction were so wonderful

they simply had to compete at all.

And guess what happened.

Gained something.

We won something!

What is gained?

A cruise!

A cruise?!

A cruise for Christmas.

That cool!

For two!

For two.

Your father and I set out tonight.

We will be out three weeks.

The view across the Holy Land.

I can buy all sorts of things.

Only two of you.

There was simply no no extra cabin available.

Mom, what do I do now?

Your Christmas present is under the tree,

and we still have to book in Neeman's.

Well this looks like fun.

And we left you a list of things the treated while we're out.

Wait! This collection funds was not the three weeks?

Something like that.

Merry Christmas, baby.

Merry Christmas?

What do I do now?

Do not tell me any of those bullshit

"I'm about 22 years to graduate to me"

will always be my baby boy.

I know.

I missed you.

Great!

Now... because once you enter?

Jeezz! Did you barely wear a little color sometimes?

Well ..

very contained.

You do not behaved well this year?

Your father thought he was beginning to be a bit too, so...

we are trying something a little smaller this year.

Yeah. When I saw the inflatable sled Roof realized that something was happening.

This is because of premium of the insurance company.

Sven!

Come here! The Olaf's home!

Olaf, are you?

Yeah, that's me, Dad.

Come here at once, then.

I'd say it's good to see you, but I do not see anything without my glasses.

They are in over your head, Dad.

Rays.

Damn!

Look older every time I see you.

Well, technically I am Oldest ever sees me.

Truth! Truth!

In a pure biological level.

Well, a level emotional spiritual also, of course.

People change constantly, as...

As...

Well

I enjoy these conversations, Dad.

Oh yes! Right!

Where do I put my glasses?

You sure do not want anything else?

Mom, I'm full.

Definitely not arranges food at this cafeteria.

Do not know why you did not mute the dorm.

Why not get yourself an apartment somewhere.

Big enough for you e. ..

for someone special.

You'll never know a good girl living in this male dorm.

You'll end up like the old Clay Handleman down the street.

He never married, and having to maintain a roommate like that...

good hairdresser who lives with him.

Does a great job with the illuminations.

I like living in the dorm.

For the love of God, let the boy quiet, Anya.

He goes out of his shell when ready.

And then...

The girls will come running like salmon.

I am almost certain that salmon swim, Dad.

Exactly!

Moreover, the dormitories are to make good male leads.

Oh yes! Absolutely!

Many links.

Tons of... connections.

Day and night,

you know, sometimes two or three times a night.

I told you that one hundred times, Mom

It's like I'm with the Dean and the other teachers.

I assure you, I do more links in the locker room sauna,

that in every academic guild together.

There once was with...

Honey?

I'm fine.

Wait a minute. What was I doing?

I was... how he was called? I was...

There were so many pretty girls at that time the campus visited.

I saw you with that with a marked face, and her hair short.

What is she doing now?

I am almost certain that runs a guest house in Palm Springs,

with your...

its...

good friend.

Helen.

This is superb.

Listen...

There is something I want to tell you.

It's about...

me e. ..

University.

It's about me in college.

You see...

Oh! Who can it be?

You do not invite Abby?

Shut up Sven!

Olaf, opens the door like a good guy.

- Hey! - Hello Olaf.

Abby!

What are you doing here?

Well, your mom said 'd be home tonight, and I thought...

I bet he would like eating a good hot muffin.

You always liked the my cupcakes, not liked?

I can honestly say that never I ate one more since we left in high school.

Sven, look who it is!

Abby Mancuso, next door.

What koinkidenkia!

But you said 8 hours!

It does not matter. Join!

Sit down for God's sake.

Why do these words Cross has only words of nine letters?

It's Sudoku, dear.

Sudoku?

Yes.

Su - do - ku.

Should know what that means?

So, I'm virtually certain that 'Slapped' totally the final exam in philosophy.

All we had to do was

completely fill a blue book and answer a question.

What was the question?

"Why?"

Out of curiosity.

That was the question.

"Why?"

Not caught.

The answer should be:

"Why not?"

How is that answered the question?

Well, my argument was that in insignificant political environment inherent American

which can be combined with the advent of "reality TV"

that forced the masses to look outward instead of inward,

the "why" is the only question can put them,

especially if hope of a growing ideological human,

or prevent the stagnation that currently is installed,

not only in arts and culture of our country,

but also in the terrible range, for those less fortunate,

especially those who come from underdeveloped countries,

for whom the issue of "Why" will never be important,

because their entire lives are almost exclusively focused

no question of "how?".

Well, I like the American Idol contest. [Music contest which is based on the "Idols" in Portugal]

And there have.

I have a question to you, Mr swaggering.

Why not offer the Abby a little more cocoa?

More cocoa would be lovely, thank you.

I need a word of nine letters ending in "fore."

So then I had to hear everything about their school lessons in beauty.

Apparently the high-chic is what's in screams this semester.

Duhhhh!

Mindful of Nicole Kidman at the Oscars last year?

That was tragic.

For her yes.

So... excited ires see your parents tomorrow?

Oddly... rather see your parents tomorrow.

Well .. I am sure they would love it.

But we both know it will not succeed.

Your parents would not allow stupid.

Hey! Continue to be my parents!

And then?

Deserve to be called stupid because of the way they treat you.

You have no idea.

Where are you?

On the way to the bathroom.

Talk to you tomorrow?

Definitely.

Good morning, darling.

You seen my glasses?

I've seen all of you.

Sorry, Mom.

The small Olaf's here, you can not walk around like that.

I thought you liked when I walked.

Care of yourself, Mr. Gunnunderson.

Prefer to be careful with him Mrs. Gunnunderson.

Sit down and take your breakfast.

Good morning.

However, this is how an adult if dress for breakfast.

Until what time Abby was yesterday?

Until very late.

Why are you invited to?

I thought you would like to talk to an old friend like her.

She's so sweet.

Furthermore, you are practically engaged.

There are not!

We dated!

At four years ago!

Four years!

In high school!

We are completely different people now!

I mean... she is a beautician, and

and I am...

You're what?

I am...

not a beautician.

With a hair nor accurate to say that.

Abby asks you to do a cut and hairstyle, she is happy about it.

I do not need that Abby I 'comb' to be happy.

O my God, this is good!

Could eat a million of them.

Wait a second.

Father!

Seriously! Still not even nine hours!

If death taught me thing was that they are always 4:20 somewhere.

Jesus! Sven! It's Christmas!

That is why I brought the good stuff.

Want some?

Sven!

Oh Mama! Please. The boy already has more than 21 years.

I have new plants in the basement.

I'm fine.

Seriously.

I will.

Lord... Gunnunderson?

Yes?

Olla.

I mean... Hello!

I'm Nathan.

Nathan Stanford

I am o. ..

It's my roommate!

Hello! It's my roommate.

What was supposed to be this time across the country with their parents.

Well, change of plans, and thought: "Hey! I will surprise you!"

Surprised?

What are you wearing?!

Wow! Hello friend.

Dude, it's good to see you.

What a surprise!

Father, do you mind of...

you know...

button-up?

Sorry!

This is not right.

Now I see the family resemblances.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Yes.

Dude... your dad is hot!

OK, because...

My father?

Really?

Ohhh yeah!

What are you doing here?

I told you.

Change of plans.

Apparently...

Mom and dad had...

best things to do to pass the Christmas with his only son, so...

Sorry, babe.

Yes Does not matter.

Ok Seriously, what is it?

What is this?

What?

I mean, what are these pants?

Please! My mom bought me these pants.

Ok

Let's pretend it is Stacey

Clinton and I am, of course,

and this here, this is...

what NOT to use!

What?

What was it? "

Why is not happy to see me?

I am!

I just...

Only what?

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing.

We will accommodate your friend before your balls cool.

Pancake balls.

- Hello - Hello

I'm Nathan.

It's so good to know the friends of Olaf.

His girlfriend, Abby, was here last night. You know her?

Girlfriend?!

She's not my girlfriend.

It has been, may again be one day.

My God!

* Thou shalt not take you over! [Pun untranslatable, out \u003d assumed, lacking]

There is no shortage of balls of pancakes, is it mother?

Of course not, dear.

I find you a picture of prom Olaf with Abby.

She's so adorable.

OK

Now, let me show you where you can sleep tonight.

OK

OK!

Gun.

I love your hair, is a special cut?

Yes.

Nathan, darling, I hope you do not mind staying below *. [Pun untranslatable, bottom \u003d passive]

Sorry?

The bowling.

I remember when I and Sven we bought this bowl for the small Olaf.

Clung to the ladder jump up and down shouting:

"I want to be on top *!" [Pun untranslatable, top \u003d active]

"I want to be on top!"

It was so funny!

So you do not mind, do you?

In fact, Mrs. Gunnunderson,

in our dorm

I much prefer to stay on top.

In the bunk, I mean.

You should have jumped when he moved up, eh?

Yes.

Yes, he threw himself.

But you know what?

It's Christmas.

Therefore, by itself, Ms. Gunnunderson,

I let your child stay on top.

You're a gem!

Very good.

You guys settle down,

and TU

you... Anya calls me.

Anya.

Thank you.

So cute!

OK

OK!

Am I missing something here?

What's with all this drama?

How can you, the Great Lord in Gay campus, you can not be made before your parents?

I do not know! Just...

The time was never right, e. ..

Look, I would tell you yesterday,

but then Abby came...

And they have not realized?

I mean, they know you, right?

Look,

can act like straight when I need to, okay?

Yes, but...

why do you need? Are your parents, and totally cool!

Yes That is what many think before you assume.

You know Josh, right?

Josh who?

Jorgie Class Josh Josh or the school counselor?

The school counselor Josh.

No, do not know.

OK. Anyway,

his parents are on entertainment business, right?

Constantly working with gays.

He thought that if anyone could be understanding and supportive they were.

And were not they?

Deserted him completely.

No explanation.

His luck was to have a scholarship studies that otherwise would have quit.

It sucks!

Yes.

I think I should be glad mine still talk to me.

Rarely, but still...

Working at Council LGBT school gave me the kids know

Parents whose religious fanatics have accepted them with open arms.

And kids whose parents the liberals completely deserted.

Stopped talking to them.

Or worse.

Much worse.

Cher! [Sound equal to Share \u003d share]

I'm sharing.

No!

Diva Cher.

She did not know what to do, and it was assumed

and see there... is Cher!

Exactly.

I just... not last.

I could not stand it they stopped liking me.

Babe

No.

Look, I honestly do not I believe that will happen.

But if it helps,

I love you.

Even if you're a great maricon�as.

Really?

Yes ..

help.

E....?

E.....

Thanks?

E....?

What else answer when I say I love you?

What?

I thanked her. Not enough?

You will pick up this evening.

No, no, no.

You heard what I said to my mother.

Apparently those who will take is you.

Promises, promises.

Come here.

Stop!

Let me know!

For love of Thy! * [Pun not translated]

Stop it rolling now!

They'll be filled with shirts Herb and I'm out of detergent.

Yes, ma'am.

Now, go back in and take breakfast.

Doing wrestling with that age.

That pair of idiots.

You see what I mean?

Completely abstracted.

Yeah.

Wait!

Why I came here?

Gotta say,

you both seem too young to have a child at the age of gun.

We were high school sweethearts, do not you know?

Really?

That the Packers will never win a championship if I'm lying.

This is football, right?

Are you a comic!

Yes.

We were high school sweethearts.

Even though he has moved Welcome to the city of Minnesota.

So where are you?

Wisconsin, no note?

What's the difference?

I'll pretend I did not say that.

So we got married right after graduation e. ..

went to college together and Olaf had little immediately.

So wait...

you married in the summer...

but your birthday is not until December, that's nine months apart?

My water broke even in the midst of final examination of Geology.

But you watched and finish the exam.

Did you have an "A" and all.

I had my boy in the infirmary on campus.

Not thanks to you!

Give me a break!

I had finished my own final exams.

I was a bit...

incapacitated that day.

Incapacitated lightning!

Higher than a kite is the most correct.

Yes!

He gets me in the room wanting the boy's name was Jerry Garcia Gunnunderson.

I mean, what stupidity is this?

Well .. Yes.

Olaf is much better.

Yes, I know!

But when your father did not take it forward,

Oh Mom...!

Undresses completely and begins to meditate in the middle of the room.

My clothes told me that I needed to talk to God. What else could I do?

Well .. and God said?

She told me secret of life.

What then whispered in the ear Olaf's little for him to know.

What's up?

I was a baby, how would I know?

Do not look at me, I was higher than a kite.

Who is this all about, anyway?

Well, we need something to put under this tree is so empty.

So this is all just for decoration?

Yes.

Well, I do not pay enough for this.

Your dad is awesome.

Well, I think that is right for a flashback.

Finally alone!

I think it's time to go to bed.

Are you sure?

Yes, yes, yes.

You have to sleep in your pajamas child while you are at home?

Well .. only if you want.

You know, you could be the sexy malandreco schoolboy.

Okay

And you could be o. ..

what? The rector badass?

Coming to punish me?

Bad boy!

Therefore I am.

Boy... very bad.

Okay! Okay!

Here, take them.

I think...

someone needs a punishment.

I!

Do not mind me.

I washed your clothes.

Just in time for the aspect.

Mom, I'm not even home for 24 hours as you had time to wash my clothes?

A mother has its forms.

These are the nicest shorts I've ever seen!

Thank you.

So colorful!

Yes.

And these... are monkeys?

Monkeys, yes, they are angry monkeys.

So cute!

So cute.

Very good.

You guys see if they sleep.

Good night.

Well ..

I think that as it...

ruined the layout, eh?

Oh yes!

At large.

Well...

Well ..

Good night.

Yes b'noite.

The notes were good this semester?

Very.

It's good.

We've already had the questionnaire mandatory parental path.

Come on, come on.

So how are your students this year?

How stupid everything.

I pity the future.

Except you of course.

Sure.

Nathan is pretty smart too, you know?

I imagine to walk always fallen on him.

Are you okay?

Yes I'm clumsy today.

So?

What do you think of Nathan?

I think it looks cool enough.

For that type.

What kind?

You know. "

That guy.

The type of super-privileged eastern coast.

This type!

So do not like him?

From whom?

Nathan!

If you like I do.

I like it.

I like him, wanted to talk to you about it.

Well .. this is good.

I hated my first roommate.

Ever told you about him?

Many times.

I used to use my stuff without asking.

Even my underwear.

Greedy!

Yes.

That's when I stopped using it altogether.

Good morning.

Nathan, dear!

You came just in time.

I am preparing my beaver * for Christmas. [Pun untranslatable, Beaver \u003d slang for vagina]

Sorry!?

Ohhh! Yes! Yes!

What a magnificent beaver, Mrs. Gunnunderson.

Yes, well, Sven loves him, you know?

Not wanted to go running with them?

I'm not very adept at exercise.

This is good for your age, but...

the older you get, more difficult is you stay thin.

Sven seems to have problems.

He has to work for it, do not you know?

He gets munchies *. [Hunger after smoking drug]

Do not mind him... know... stay with munchies?

Of course I care! It's a terrible habit!

Can not remember anything lately.

One day left until you sleep in the middle of a lesson.

Yes!

Even in the midst of a lesson, for God's sake!

* Can you overcome that? [Pun untranslatable, Top \u003d active]

I liked it.

You know what they say,

"Hate the sin, love the sinner."

It is what it says.

Yes.

I can change it sometime.

The female power is so strong.

You'll find out soon.

What do you mean?

When you get married, silly.

Are you going to do for you things for your true love...

not thought possible.

I can imagine.

The Olaf did not tell me that were to see someone at your school?

Actually...

Yes.

I'm dating someone now.

I knew it!

I could see in your eyes.

Is she with?

Well ..

someone...

that I'm out...

is...

beautiful

inside and out.

And it is thoughtful. And it is...

It's really something special.

Why is not Olaf finds someone like that?

Maybe...

he has, and you have not counted yet.

The Olaf tells me everything.

We have no secrets.

But ever...

asked... know... about his love life?

Maybe there is something they want to tell you.

Do not be silly.

I know everything you need to know.

And I'm not sure of the type of person to interfere.

Now...

Where did your come, and that is what makes your father professionally?

After lunch we need get something to Waszenawskis.

They drive the local nursery.

I could never do that.

You see, taking care of kids. Walk around...

It is a plant nursery, silly.

Sven arrange their supplies there.

Well, my dad swears by them shit.

Language!

Meant fertilizer.

Wait, do not you want children?

Why? You want?

Maybe.

- Really? - I do not know!

I guess not so bad.

Anya!

O lucky!

Hello Anya.

Heather, honey.

I am surprised by I see you standing by now.

I just came to deliver a package that stupid the postman delivered to my house by mistake.

It is amazing how often it delivers its bundled packages at your house.

I can do nothing if always need something new

to fill the hole that My husband left when he died.

You are still squeeze that after five years?

Abby, hurry up!

The Anya clearly need for hands on his chest.

- Hello, Mrs. Gunnunderson. - Hello, darling.

- It's for you. It's so good to see you. - You too.

- Hello again Olaf. - Hello, Abby.

Anything else mom?

If you do not mind, I need see a man because of a log of cheese.

Hello, I'm Abby.

Hello .. Hello, um, I'm Nathan.

Nathan Stanford, how are you? How are you? What's New? Yeehoow!

O my God!

You two are totally gay.

Bitch!

Why not tell me?

Because I did not tell anyone here.

Yes, that I realized.

You just got to call me 'bitch'?

OK, and if you are gay, that Ray goes for your clothes?

I know!

He thinks they will keep in the closet.

No!

Is that they should stay in the closet.

Right.

How did you know?

Well, duhhhh!

Look at you two together.

E. .. you... do not you care?

I care only to have lost my time trying to get you in bed.

What happened to Little Serious?

Fuck this, is mainly because of your mother.

And besides, I thought you liked the genre.

No, Girls / the Serious / os, definitely not the kind of him.

I can see this, your boy Malandreco.

You will not tell my parents, right?

Girl, please!

Hey! You want to come drink vodka later?

I'm dying to put in the drinking days.

Yes! Count me.

Absolutely.

You know something?

I think I like you better this way.

Who knows, I may change because of you.

Darling thou wast not so good for starters.

I love you!

See? She has spirit.

Yes!

Yes, just...

not the kind I like.

Pineapple juice. Trust me.

About what are you talking about?

Was to see if she could get the Gun come to church with me this weekend.

Good luck with that.

Thanks

Yes, I need time.

By the way, tell your father that the last delivery was a bit less weight,

but I'll let pass.

I miss this place.

I also have.

Did you bunk as a kid?

No.

My parents would never allow that.

Never slept in the house friends when you were younger?

No. It also does not allow that.

Why not?

I think I saw the signs early.

Were afraid that if I had a friend sleeping at home

I might turn gay.

It just does not happen.

Yes, completely.

You know what I realized?

Do not you tell me how you made to your parents.

I think thou wilt not follow my footsteps.

It was so bad?

Bad?

"Bad" does not even come to describe.

Continues.

Okay.

In my senior year of high school,

my parents were out...

for business or anything, a place like Morocco, or even remember.

Wait, this is an important detail?

No. Not really.

OK. Then it goes ahead.

OK.

Short version is.

They returned earlier,

and my father, take me to bed...

Sambucca with Tony.

Really?

What were you doing?

Nothing!

Fortunately we slept.

OK. This may be completely innocent.

Two...

two cronies... that if left to sleep together,

after studying all night.

Naked.

Right. OK, so not so innocent.

No. Definitely not.

And you know how I like to let me sleep with your hand...?

Yeah.

And that's what my father saw when he entered.

Then you came to never tell them?

No.

I think the exact words of my father were:

"Please never thou in this house, never again. "

Since then, never again will we again mention.

But their attitude to me changed immediately.

They had something serious?

You and that...

type Tony?

I think it's been my passion for high school.

But... we... lost complete contact after graduation.

Do you miss him?

Not when I'm with you.

Good answer.

I miss...

one thing that time.

What?

I miss the way that the My mother treated me before discovering.

What's the joke?

Only the best part of Christmas.

Now you can see this by the computer, you know?

Yes!

It's great!

The kid with the blanket won awareness of the meaning of Christmas.

And the other kid feels like crap.

It's quite hilarious.

Yes.

This is your favorite part of Christmas?

Look for the bald kid to beat. I love it!

OK. The mother wants you orders for the feast of Mancuso, okay?

I am ready.

Take that, my stupid materialistic flyer!

Okay, Dad.

Enjoy.

You know the amount of food she makes.

Because you had to make cookies?

And let Heather Mancuso think I'm a bad guest?

Not on your life.

Man!

She keeps a count of scores, or what?

You were really worried opinion on straight tonight.

Look at yourself in the mirror!

Be.

Just be yourself, OK? - OK.

And yes, i see the irony.

Heather! So good to see you again.

Nice to see you, Anya.

As we are festive!

The sweaters are the same sinful matter, are not they?

As you are dear!

Toma! I made this batch of cakes just for you!

Good and thick, the way you like.

Speaking of which, where is the jack of all trades who has been working in your house all day?

Oh! You mean Diego?

He has been a help here.

Can not imagine what he gives you.

A tasty sausage?

Thank you, Diego.

It's my pleasure.

Never tasted the sausage Sven, did you?

I mean...

sincerely.

What is the point?

Olaf! What a pleasure to see you.

It's really a pleasure to see you too, Mrs. Mancuso.

Abby walks around here somewhere.

And there are youngsters in the back.

Have fun.

Want to go find the other kids?

Perhaps they're all the to play spin the bottle somewhere.

My favorite sport.

Well, as ever hadst kissed a girl.

Kissed! Frida Bellucci in the fifth year.

Really? - Yes.

How was it?

Well, you know.

Made me gay.

Really?

Should you send a thank you card.

Do it.

You know what always wondered?

There are even eggs in eggnog [Eggnog]?

Nobody knows for sure.

What does "nog", anyway?

Yes, what is the "nog"?

I do not know.

It is delicious, however.

No, it is not.

You must be friends of Dorothy.

Sorry?

The daughter of Fred? Dorothy?

Her colleagues are?

I'm afraid not.

I am Olaf Gunnunderson.

Son of Sven and Anya.

That means nothing to me.

What a strange man.

Who was he?

No idea.

And who is Fred?

I wonder.

We should go look for other friends of Dorothy?

In this crowd?

Good luck!

He's really good!

It has a great voice.

Yes.

My friends used to love it read stories to pack when we were kids.

I can see it perfectly.

I think is one of the reasons why he is so good teacher.

Students love to hear his voice.

It's really catchy.

Except for this.

Because you'll never to schools where he teaches?

I mean, it would have been cheaper, right?

Yes.

I just...

The gay issue?

No.

Not a gay issue.

Just do not want to be known as the child's teacher Gunnunderson, you know?

Would not sure if the other teachers treat me differently or...

if everyone would assume that I had entered for him.

Makes sense.

You wanted to say for yourself.

Without your father.

Yes Exactly!

And of course there was the gay issue.

I thought so.

News, bitches?

I've seen that were dragged into this horrible tragedy.

Nice to see you again, Abby. - You too. Kisses.

I never told you this before, but...

your dad is hot!

I know!

Well, I do not need to hear that.

Too late, HOT, hot!

The Olaf is so hot?

I think so.

People, please.

Now he is embarrassed.

I have a question for you.

What does he have that I do not?

I mean...

why would you have changed?

This...

for this.

- No offense. - Not offended.

So what does he have,

that thou hast not?

Yes.

Besides the obvious, of course.

He

has

the most sincere heart I've ever seen.

It's beautiful.

He saw your heart, is a bit disgusting.

You know what I mean.

It's smart.

And it's funny.

And it makes me feel better me even when you're around.

I do.

It is the most disgusting thing you've heard.

I agree.

Okay, well...

I'll look...

a straight single man who has drunk too much.

Wish me luck?

Good luck!

Go get 'em.

Thank you.

She has a nice ass though.

A great ass.

O holy night

the stars are bright and resplendent... decem;

It's the night the dear Savior's birth!

Long placed in the world sin and error in ansi... walk,

Until he appeared and the soul felt its worth.

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices,

So you have fun tonight?

Yes.

Thank you.

This woman's got some lungs!

Oh! No!

What?

I think I know what that sound means.

Mr. Gunnunderson!

lost a toy down there?

Hello Something Special, where it is that is the toy boys?

Hello!

Out, visiting family and friends.

A enjoy a little quiet?

In fact, trying to contact my parents.

The Olaf told me that they bails you.

Sorry.

True, but if they had not done so...

I never would have known.

Mr. Stanford, you say the sweetest things!

Penalty to be completely wasted on me.

Why all the best ones are gay?

It's all part of God's plan.

Was to be expected.

Abby, you know the gun for longer than me.

Because...

Why do you think he not be made before the parents?

Maybe he counted his father, but he forgot.

Sometimes happens.

I do not know. The truth is...

we all want to be what our parents would like.

E. ..

we all hide things from them.

Important things, insignificant things.

You do not believe in secrets that I hide from my mother.

Such as?

Let's just say I do not I can run for president...

... In Mexico.

It's good to know.

But seriously,

I mean...

You all accounts to your parents?

I mean EVERYTHING.

No way.

Nobody our age does.

And obviously,

nor Olaf.

But what if he never does?

Will!

Also, when you graduated,

and start to live together, they likely to suspect something.

See? Maybe not!

People have colleagues room numerous times.

Apartment with a single bed,

in the middle of Boys Town, USA

with a Drag-Queen as landlord,

Miss Monique called?

You were a long time to think of it, were you not?

A little.

Be patient.

I'll try.

We spent a really good time always.

I was painting sets,

and Olaf was dominating the English accent.

My English accent was amazing, he really was!

People thought I was a traveler from London, thought the same!

It was Russian?

He looked so malandreco with the fact hat and English.

And she cried on opening night,

and wept at the closing night.

E. ..

all night in between.

What? I was just proud of my boy.

I enjoyed.

That was hilarious ----

They do not look cute together?

Yes!

Adorable!

O my God!

Excuse me...

A minute and come back.

Sure.

It must be so difficult for him being away from family at Christmas.

I think he does not care as much as you think.

For what he told me...

they are not exactly a family together.

You know?

I should write them a letter and tell them what I think.

Abandoning a child so poor.

Home alone!

Yes. But he is not alone.

Not this year.

Merry Christmas, Dad.

Yes, Merry Christmas.

I see that you tried to call ahead.

We were in a tomb.

How is the Holy Land?

Dusty.

I trust that is in a good... guest in the house of your... friend.

Yes, sir.

Do not stay longer than desired.

Remember, you are a guest!

Not part of their family.

No, sir, I will not forget it.

Remember that there is a list of tasks at home that he needs care.

You hear your mother?

Yes! Yes! Tasks! I've heard!

I found true treasures Morocco in a market in Jerusalem.

So cheap!

The family would like some?

I can dispatch them in a box exposure that they sell to tourists.

I found some very more beautiful for our house.

What? No. No!

It is not necessary.

So Nathan, when are think back on the property?

We need you to be a man and struggles with things while we're out.

Do not worry.

Do not worry. I take care of everything. Okay?

Do you mean you gonna go?

I'm going home. I things we have to care.

There is nobody there!

You'll spend Christmas alone?

Yeah, well, sometimes I feel alone here.

What?

Gun

Your parents think that I just a type that you know the school.

I am no different from Abby, and she, well,

they think they have a future with her, so...

That's not fair.

Maybe not, but it's how I feel.

God! We have more privacy in a dormitory filled with 300 guys!

Even though...

What?

Even if we were with my parents, God forbid!

they would know who you were.

And how much it meant to me.

Yes! And not like!

No! But they would know!

What is more than that you can tell your parents. God!

Gun!

You may like to back into the closet, but I do not!

I already told you my reasons! Okay?

- This is not easy for me! - Are you 22 years old!

22!

You'll finish the university this year! Soon you will not be able to use...

"Homework" as no excuse for a little romance.

I know.

I know.

How far I have which make this clear to you?

Your parents...

love you!

Okay?

Do not go out just because you are gay.

Should be even easier for you saying that.

You never mattered with what your parents think of you.

You have your trust fund.

Which means you will NEVER having to worry about money.

Must really be great.

There are things more important in life than money, Gun.

I'd rather have the love my parents' money.

And nor do I believe that do not you know this about me!

Sorry.

Please do not go!

Gotta go.

Can I be...

Can be alone at Christmas but at least it is where I belong. Gotta go.

No.

You belong here!

Me!

No!

I tell them.

What?

I tell them.

Before Christmas.

I tell them who you are.

Who I am.

No.

You can not do it for me, you have to do for yourself.

I do. Okay?

Just, please... Please!

Do not go!

I have to.

Because you have been so grumpy all day?

No reason.

It's almost Christmas.

Santa Claus will not bring you any remain present on that face furrowed.

Mother,

I'm a little old too much to believe in Father Christmas.

For God's sake!

You are never too old to believe in Father Christmas.

It may surprise you,

to descend through your chimney.

and leave you a beautiful gift.

when you need it most.

Definitely my chimney could use a gift now.

I know kids your age who would prefer walk with friends than with the silly old men.

Mother ..

You're not old.

You are a bit silly though.

Guilty to 100%

I love spending time here with you and dad.

I mean...

I can not even imagine not spend Christmas with you.

You say that now, but...

Eventually you will want to be by yourself.

With your own family.

I do not know, I mean...

I may never have a family like that.

Bullshit!

You only need time to meet people.

I know that Abby thinks the best of you.

Mom!

I'm not interested in Abby!

Alright!

But when you finish the school and you go out into the real world,

will become more difficult know the perfect girl.

Remember, When I was your age.

Had you and your father in my life.

You wish you never expect to have children?

I can not imagine my life without you and Sven.

I have no remorse.

You ever think about having more?

You know, while you are still so new.

And ruin my figure of a girl?

Heavens! No!

Also, if you want a brother, you Nathan.

By how they act is like if they had left the two of me.

No! It is not my brother!

He is NOT my brother.

It is not.

Okay.

Feel better?

Absolutely.

My boy!

But...

But what?

There's something I think we should talk.

It is more important than Christmas Eve?

Because I have a thousand doings things for you today.

Yes.

Yes. Can expect.

Abby!

Heather.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Gunnunderson. My hopes to wish Merry Christmas to Olaf.

What a sweetheart, he's in there.

Toma!

It's my home smoked.

What a darling.

I have not had the opportunity to finished with us this last year, but...

will freeze well.

Incidentally,

I tasted the cakes that took you to the party.

Interesting texture.

What was that? Rosemary in the dough?

Yes .. rosemary... yes... clear.

How have you been?

Miserably.

Something I can do?

A miracle for Christmas is asking too much?

It is worth trying.

Abby!

She always goes out to you.

Nothing?

Nothing.

It's worth the miracles of Christmas.

Let's mom, we have to celebrate.

Your son was a bad influence on her!

Do not be so dramatic!

Goodbye!

And thanks for the fish.

Nathan?

Mr. Gunnunderson.

Hello

I thought I'd be at home.

Okay, okay...

Have you ever seen a movie in which people fly anywhere on Christmas Eve

and the plane is completely empty?

You mean...

like that of snakes?

Exactly.

Snakes shrivel me shovel.

All slimy and slippery.

Anyway,

does not work like in real life.

All flights home were filled by Therefore, the sooner I could get was tomorrow afternoon.

And what are you doing sitting here?

You do not need a strange to be around for the festivities.

Christmas is about family.

Truth.

But if you can not be with Your family can be with ours.

Really?

The more the merrier.

A Christmas more cheerful.

Thank you.

But I doubt that the Gun want me around.

You see, with Abby there and everything.

I do not think she is still the kind of Olaf.

Really?

Not enough to be noticed.

But I think Abby is a little wild.

A wild thing.

Also suspected that.

The Olaf...

The Olaf needs a good girl.

Right.

A good girl.

You are so focused on school.

Can not see what you need.

It is disciplined.

It's like his mother.

She really loves to be...

disciplined.

We went home?

Yes.

Liked it.

Fine.

Then you can drive.

I have no idea where is my car.

Daddy, are you?

Yes, mom!

So come on and encourages the boy.

Is darker than a blackout during a snowstorm in Wisconsin.

And it's dark enough.

That's why we moved to a more sunny climate, you know?

Look what I found.

What?

Nathan!

Hello

I could not get a return flight.

I hope you do not mind.

Never!

Precious.

A cookie?

Yes.

The Olaf is beheaded.

He always goes right to the head.

Not gonna touch that.

I'm glad you're back.

Me too.

So where you ended up being last night?

A hotel.

Near the airport.

Coarse.

Really.

Sorry.

No!

No. I apologize.

Look...

You came here as you do, I do not had no idea how we would get to Christmas.

But...

after you leave...

well...

Well what?

Once you go...

I realize how much I loved you.

Past Perfect?

No!

No. present tense!

Future. Whatever!

And I'll tell you.

Like I said, no.

Don 't do for me, do it for yourself.

Look, whatever you do for me, do it for you.

What does that mean?

I have absolutely no idea.

Just, just came out.

Hey, guys, come on. There waiting for you a strudel.

We go to. [Pun \u003d we are coming to us]

I wish!

- Daddy! - Mommy.

Child.

Well, before we get,

Anya.

I know you had your lovely eyes on it for months.

Is not it?

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Sven O!

It's perfect!

Force Packers!

What...

No!

You did not give me anything.

Oh shut up!

I could not leave you without nothing to open on Christmas morning.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Opens at once.

It's a silly, but... now you have something sweet.

Yes, that is able to take up her half of the year.

He has a huge oral fixation.

I too! Who knew!

We did not know what you wanted.

But we hope you like it.

No, this is...

This is perfect.

Yeah...

exactly what I wanted.

This was an amazing dinner, Anya.

Yes.

You did a good job, Mom.

It was nothing.

Only weeks of planning, and

four hours of hard work this morning

and too many people depressed in this house to cheer,

I am losing my voice.

But deserved punishment.

As my mother taught me

if you put enough meat in the mouth of a man, he is happy, am I right?

All! It has always been my experience.

Why do not you see Abby after dinner?

I do not want to see Abby after dinner.

But she has loving friends.

I bet she can arrange a good meeting here for Nathan.

You look for the New Year, dear?

I do not want her arrange a meeting for Nathan!

Gun, calms.

No! No! I need to be angry.

Need to have the adrenaline run if I can do this.

It's because you went to college?

No!

Mom!

It is not dear.

Not this way.

In fact, it is even fabulous.

So what's wrong, honey?

Not a problem, is...

I'm gay!

Nathan is my roommate.

It's my boyfriend.

It is my mistress.

It's my everything.

I love you.

You heard what I said?

I'm gay.

I'm also, if it was not clear. Became clear. OK.

I told you!

You owe me 100 bucks, kid. I'll take them out of your inheritance.

What are they talking about?

He lost the bet! And I won!

When...

When did you do that bet?

O Heavens, when was, Sven?

I think it was in your freshman year.

I do not know, my memory is not going well lately.

It was around that time.

They talked about it for two years?!

Oh God, no! Freshman year in high school.

Okay. How?

Well, there was the swimming team,

And the theater class.

And that poor dating Abby.

If you ask me, she likes their cupcakes too, if I understand.

Mom!

Oh sweetness! It's okay!

Seriously, okay.

To tell us,

tasted the kind of man you are.

Honest.

We love you no matter what, son.

Do not you know that already?

I think you should.

I love you!

We love you!

Always love.

Always love.

And if we did not,

had to return the all gifts and I do not keep receipts.

Now as for you...

The bowling is up? Really?!

Oh Mom, stop!

A mother needs to know these things.

No! No! No need!

It is too early to start the plague because of grandchildren?

- Yes! - Yes!

Breitbarth Gunnunderson has a good sound.

Let the boys quiet, Anya.

Okay!

I just you remember what you said the hospital after birth.

What? What did you say?

Said:

All you need is love.

Damn! That's it? That's what was playing on the radio in the room.

Continues to apply.

Yes.

Continues.

Now...

while we eat,

why you are not going TRUE wear your clothes,

and doing something about that hair?

You look like a Mormon, for the love of Thine!

Mom and Dad, I am, it's Nathan,

look...

I'm calling...

I'm calling to say thanks

I have not expelled home when they discovered I was gay.

I understand that was a big step for both, and

I appreciate it so, thanks.

But they know,

I need to talk about my life,

and about my boyfriend.

Yes! My boyfriend.

Whenever I want, because both need to know who I really am.

That's how families should work, e. ..

I do not know! If not like...

If you do not like it, I have another family here, okay?

So... call me when receiving this message.

Because I really want to talk with you.

So?

What do you think?

Can you breathe it?

It's so cute!

I told you a little color would do wonders for you.

Merry Christmas.

And I love you both, right?

No matter what.

Much better, huh?

Absolutely!

Now...

If you do not mind...

There is one thing I have desperate state to do.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Translation and subtitling: NomadaPT Damnant denies intellegunt.