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ANY SIMILARITIES TO REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS

IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

THE CRIME CHANNEL-- ALL CRIME, ALL THE TIME.

EXCUSE ME, SON. WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM ANTI-ACIDS AT?

THAT AISLE, RIGHT-HAND SIDE,

THIRD SHELF FROM THE BOTTOM.

THAT'LL BE $3.72.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG

TO BE WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT, HOMBRE?

WELL, I LIED ABOUT MY AGE.

HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON?

14.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK

FOR SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?

DON'T GO.

JUST SITTING AROUND,

READING GIRLS & GUNS,

SMOKING MARIJUANA IN THE WALK-IN FREEZER,

AND DREAMING ABOUT PUSSY, HUH?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

BEEN THERE.

WELL, UH, SOMETIMES, I WATCH TV.

OH, YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WATCH?

LIKE, THEM REALITY KIND OF SHOWS--

LIKE, PEOPLE GET KILLED AND STUFF.

TELL ME, SON,

YOU PLANNING ON SELLING CIGARETTES

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

GUESS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT .45

LAYING ON THE COUNTER THERE.

YEAH. I WAS KIND OF WONDERING ABOUT THAT.

THINK YOU CAN GRAB IT FASTER THAN ME?

YEAH.

WELL, THAT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD, SMALL FRY.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME ALL THAT MONEY

OUT OF THAT CASH REGISTER.

WELL...WHAT ABOUT MY GUN?

[COCKS GUN]

IT AIN'T LOADED.

WELL...

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

AFTER YOU PUT THE MONEY

IN THAT SMILEY-FACE BAG,

YOU CAN HAND ME THAT NIGHT DROP, TOO.

WE AIN'T GOT NO NIGHT DROP.

OH, NOW, YOU MUST THINK

THAT I'M A LOT STUPIDER THAN I LOOK, HOMBRE,

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THAT NIGHT DROP

TURNS OVER AT EXACTLY 1:35 A.M.

OH, AND IF YOU'RE THINKING THAT ARMORED CAR

IS GOING TO BE PULLING UP SOON

AND YOU MIGHT JUST BE PRIVY TO A HELLACIOUS GUNFIGHT,

WHERE YOURS TRULY JUST MIGHT BUY THE PROVERBIAL FARM,

YOU'RE DEAD WRONG BECAUSE RIGHT ABOUT NOW,

THE DRIVER OF THE SAID VEHICLE

WILL BE PULLING OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

TO HELP A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY IN ROADWAY DISTRESS.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

HI. MY GOODNESS, MISTER,

I AM SO GLAD YOU STOPPED.

I WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE SCARED,

WHAT WITH ME BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE

ON THE HIGHWAY AND SUCH,

WITH HARDLY ANYTHING ON

TO PROTECT ME FROM THE ELEMENTS AND SUCH.

UH-HUH.

OOH. WOW.

WOW. HA HA HA!

LOOK AT ALL THOSE TOOLS.

OOH, I BET YOU HAVE YOURSELF

A RIGHT GOOD TIME.

HANDCUFFS.

I JUST LOVE HANDCUFFS.

REALLY?

MM-HMM. HEY, COULD I PLAY WITH THEM?

COME ON. JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

IT MIGHT BE FUN, DON'T YOU THINK?

O.K.

O.K.

OOH, THANKS.

WOW.

BOY, THAT IS SOME MIGHTY HARD STEEL, ISN'T IT?

MMM.

OOH.

OOH, THAT'S SO-- OOH!

WOW. LOOK AT YOU.

SUCH A BIG-- A BIG, STRONG MAN.

OH, BABY!

COME TO DADDY! OOH!

OOH! HA HA HA!

MM-HMM. OOH, BABY.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY CUFFS ANYTIME YOU WANT.

OOH! MY GOODNESS, AREN'T YOU A LIVE ONE?

GEE WHIZ. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

BABY, I JUST DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH

TO BE SHARING YOUR SALIVA.

HA HA HA!

WHOO! HA HA HA!

SO HE'LL BE UNZIPPING HIS PANTS

AND WANKING HIS HOOTER RIGHT ABOUT NOW

AND HAVE A RIGHT FINE STORY

TO TELL THE BOYS BACK AT THE BEER BAR,

AND I WON'T BE HAVING NO TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE.

[BEEP] [CLICK]

RIGHT ON TIME.

THAT SOUND'S PURE MUSIC TO MY EARS.

GOSH, MISTER,

YOU SURE KNOW YOUR CONVENIENCE STORES.

IT'S MY BUSINESS TO KNOW CONVENIENCE STORES.

YEAH?

O.K., SQUIRT, FILL UP THE REST OF THAT SMILEY-FACE BAG,

AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

HEY, UH, HOW MUCH MONEY

YOU FIGURE IS IN THIS HERE SMILEY-FACE BAG?

UH, RIGHT ABOUT $500.

WHAT'S THIS?

10% OF THE GROSS.

DON'T SPEND IT ALL ON DOPE.

THANKS.

HEY, MAN, YOU FORGOT YOUR GUN.

IT'S YOURS, KID.

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE RAT RACE.

THAT'S RIGHT, SON.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A REAL OCCUPATION.

MAN, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS GUN?

WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

SOMEONE DID THE SAME FOR ME.

I WAS A LOT LIKE YOU,

AND HE WAS A LOT LIKE ME.

JUST RETURNING THE FAVOR.

[CLICK]

I GOT TWO PIECES OF ADVICE FOR YOU, SMALL FRY.

NEVER BELIEVE A WORD ANYONE SAYS

AND NEVER ROB A STORE WITH A LOADED GUN--

NEVER.

YES, SIR.

THAT WAY, NO ONE GETS HURT.

[WATTY] PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I CHOSE A LIFE OUTSIDE THE LAW.

THEY SAY, "WATTY WATTS, YOU'RE A SMART MAN.

"WHY DO YOU FEEL YOU GOT TO HOLD UP

"EVERY TWO-BIT CONVENIENCE STORE

BETWEEN DALLAS AND TYLER?"

AND I SAY TO THEM, "YOU EVER THINK TO ASK

"MERLE HAGGARD OR LORETTA LYNN WHY THEY SING COUNTRY?

"YOU EVER WONDER WHY MORRISON BECAME A ROCK STAR?

HELL, NO. THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN."

YOU SEE, I'M AN ARTIST,

AND WHETHER IT'S COOKING BREAKFAST

OR RIPPING OFF CONVENIENCE STORES,

I'M AN ARTIST.

I CHING, HEXAGRAM 29-- THE ABYSMAL--

"THROUGH REPETITION OF DANGER, WE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT."

HEXAGRAM THREE-- DIFFICULTY AT THE BEGINNING--

"TO FIND ONE'S PLACE IN THE INFINITY OF BEING,

ONE MUST BE ABLE TO BOTH SEPARATE AND TO UNITE."

YOU SEE, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN LIFE,

YOU GOT TO GO OUT THERE AND TAKE IT.

NOBODY'S GOING TO HAND IT TO YOU ON A PLATE.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY GRANDDADDY,

WHO HAD BEEN A PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTER--

HE SAID TO ME-- HE SAID,

"WATT, ONLY TWO THINGS YOU NEED IN LIFE

TO GET BY ON THIS PLANET-- LOVE AND A .45."

WELL, HOWDY, YOUNG LADY.

AND WHAT IS A FINE-LOOKING WOMAN SUCH AS YOURSELF

DOING ON ONE OF THESE DANGEROUS, DESERTED

BACKCOUNTRY TEXAS ROADS?

HEY, BABY. DID YOU GET US SOME GROCERY MONEY?

I JUST MIGHT HAVE.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT

FOR A LITTLE ROMP IN THE MOONLIGHT.

PERHAPS I WOULD.

HER NAME IS STARLENE CHEATHAM. I'M WATTY WATTS.

WE SPECIALIZE IN RISK MANAGEMENT.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[SCREAMING]

* PUT YOUR FACE UP TO THE WINDOW *

* TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR GAY FOLKS *

* IT FEELS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE IN IT *

* IF YOU'RE NERVOUS, USE THE PAY PHONE *

* PUT YOUR FACE WHERE HE CAN SEE IT *

AAH! HA HA HA!

YOU STOP THAT, WATTY WATTS!

YOU BETTER QUIT IT,

OR I'M GOING TO WHOOP YOUR BEHIND GOOD!

YEAH, HONEY.

OH!

OH! OH! WOO!

HEY, THAT'S PRETTY DARN GOOD!

HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING.

OH, YEAH? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I WAS JUST THINKING HOW TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE DAY.

UH-HUH. WHAT DAY IS THAT?

THE DAY YOU MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF ME.

WHERE'S THAT DAMN RING?

OH, COME ON, STAR.

YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT EVERY DAY SINCE YOU WERE 15.

NOW, I HATE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG,

BUT THERE AIN'T GOING TO BE NO RING TODAY.

MM-HMM. I KNOW TODAY'S GOING TO BE THE DAY.

IT IS.

AND I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TICKLE YOU TO DEATH

UNTIL YOU ASK ME THE BIG QUESTION.

- OH! - HA HA HA!

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,

I'M GOING TO HOLD THAT GUN UP TO YOUR HEAD

TILL YOU ASK ME WHAT I LIKE.

[MAN] HA HA HA!

HEY, WATTY.

HUH?

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, BABY.

LOOK, LISTEN. NO, WAIT. WHO IS THAT?

[MAN] THIS IS A GODDAMN NICE BIKE.

GO SEE WHO THAT IS.

WOO!

OH, SHIT.

O.K., RAIN DOWN ON THE BUGS.

COME ON, LITTLE BUGGIES.

HA HA HA!

AW, CREEPY, YOU PISSING AGAIN?

DRINK IT UP.

- HEY, YOU FUCKING ANTS. - SHH! SHH!

WELL, IF IT AIN'T MY TWO FAVORITE HOMICIDAL MANIACS--

CREEPY CODY AND DINOSAUR BOB.

HOW YOU BOYS DOING?

WATTY WATTS, I HOPE WE DIDN'T WAKE YOU TOO EARLY

THIS FINE TEJAS MORNING.

YUP. WE BEEN PARTYING ALL NIGHT.

YEAH. I SEE YOU BOYS

ARE LOOKING PROPERLY PINNED THIS MORNING.

OH, MAN, WE'VE BEEN IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.

YEAH. FOR US, IT'S, OH,

ABOUT 4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

YEAH, WELL, IT AIN'T 4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON FOR ME, BOYS.

WE DIDN'T THINK SO, WATTY.

WHAT YOU DOING TO MY TOMATOES, MAN?

HE'S WATERING THEM.

YEAH, WELL, I EAT THOSE TOMATOES, ASSHOLES.

[ZIPS UP PANTS]

YEAH, WELL, UH, WE STOPPED BY TO REMIND YOU...

THAT TODAY IS PAYDAY FOR PECCORO.

SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO SPEED FREAKS GET LOST?

I HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN MY BREAKFAST YET.

YOU KNOW, I HATE BREAKFAST.

IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE.

HEY, HEY, YOU JUST-- [SNIFF SNIFF]

GO ON BACK TO WHAT IT WAS YOU WERE DOING.

WHOA! MMM.

HOW'S THAT PUSSY?

HA HA HA!

I DON'T THINK I CAUGHT YOUR MEANING THERE, BOB.

AT LEAST, FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE I DIDN'T.

[AIRPLANE]

WATTY... HEY, WE JUST CAME BY TO REMIND YOU

THAT TODAY, PECCORO WANTS HIS FUCKING MONEY.

AND YOU KNOW HOW PECCORO CAN GET.

GET THE TWO GRAND.

YEAH, GET THE MONEY, FUCKER.

I GOT YOUR MONEY, BOYS. JUST NEED TO RETRIEVE IT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

WE'RE GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOONER OR LATER.

SOONER THAN LATER. HA HA!

[STAR] HEY, WATT, WHO WAS THAT?

TWO ASSHOLE BIBLE SALESMEN.

WHAT DID THEY WANT?

TO SAVE MY SOUL.

HEY.

HEY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND HOLD ME?

UH-HUH.

DO YOU LOVE ME, WATT?

MORE THAN ANYTHING, HON.

MORE THAN YOUR CAR LIKES OIL?

MORE THAN MY CAR LIKES OIL.

MORE THAN THE PREACHER LOVES GOD?

MORE THAN JIMMY SWAGGART LOVES TO SWEAT.

WELL, I THINK

YOU'D BETTER KISS ME, THEN, HUH?

[MOTORCYCLE REVVING]

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?

YEAH.

YOU PROMISED ME YOU WEREN'T GOING TO HAVE

ANYTHING MORE TO DO WITH HIM, WATT.

MAN, YOU PROMISED ME.

OH, WELL, HEY, NOW, BABY,

I GOT TO MAKE CAR PAYMENTS, NOW, DON'T I?

YEAH, WELL, I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT

ANY MORE OF YOUR GODDAMN PRISON BUDDIES

OVER AT THE HOUSE, ESPECIALLY NOT HIM.

WHY CAN'T Y'ALL MEET AT A POOL HALL OR SOMETHING?

I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME IF HE HAD ANY LEADS.

YEAH, WELL, WHY CAN'T HE USE THE DAMN PHONE, HUH?

BECAUSE HE THINKS ALL THE LINES ARE BUGGED.

WELL, LOOK, I DON'T LIKE HIM, O.K.?

- HE'S A DRUG ADDICT AND AN ASSHOLE, - [KNOCKING DOOR]

- AND HE'S A MALE CHAUVINIST PIG! - [BILLY] WATTY!

WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, STAR? HE'S GOING TO HEAR YOU.

- I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE-- - HEY, STAR, NOW, LISTEN.

ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE FINANCIAL SOLVENCY.

I TOLD BILLY TO COME BY IF HE HAD ANYTHING COOKING.

THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS, BABY, THAT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HEY, WELL, YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, ALL RIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET THAT ASSHOLE IN THIS HOUSE.

[BILLY] WATTY!

WATT, I'M SERIOUS. DON'T LET HIM IN HERE.

- [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - WATT! WATT! FUCK!

IT'S ABOUT TIME, HOSS. WOO!

HOW YOU DOING THERE, WATTY?

ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

OH, GODDAMN.

SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

STARLENE, HOW ARE YOU?

MMM.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LOOKING AWFUL PRETTY TODAY.

IT HURTS ME.

AHH. BUT YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS LOOK REAL GOOD TO ME.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

YOU LOOK THE SAME AS YOU ALWAYS DO, BILLY,

AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I LIKE IT THAT MUCH.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

MMM. HEY, STAR, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

I PROBABLY COULDN'T STOP YOU, NOW, COULD I, BILLY?

HOW COME YOU DON'T LIKE ME SO MUCH, HUH?

I MEAN...

BECAUSE YOU'RE SCUM,

PURE AND SIMPLE.

WATTY MIGHT NOT SEE IT, BUT I DO.

YOU'RE A PIECE OF WHITE TRASH,

AND I DON'T TRUST YOU FOR AS FAR AS I COULD TOSS YOU.

GODDAMN IT, I KNOW YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

YEAH, YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT, MAN!

WOO! GODDAMN! AREN'T YOU SASSY?

HEY.

HEY, WATTY, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S GOING ON, BILLY?

OH, NOTHING. YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST JOKING AROUND WITH ME,

LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES.

HA HA HA!

HEY, MAN, I'M HAVING ME A GOOD FUCKING DAY TODAY.

YOU INTERESTED IN MAKING THE BEST SCORE OF THE YEAR?

[WHISTLES]

TELL ME ABOUT IT IN THE CAR, O.K.?

OH, O.K.

HEY, I'M GOING TO SEE YOU LATER, HONEY.

I'M GOING TO BE GOING, O.K.?

HEY.

JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, ALL RIGHT?

YO, BILLY, TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

HA HA HA!

THAT AIN'T FOR ME, IS IT?

NO, IT'S NOT FOR YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.

IT'S A WEDDING RING.

WHAT YOU--WATTY, DID YOU GO OUT AND TAKE A STUPID PILL?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, MAN?

JUST WHAT I SAID.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BY SAYING THAT, MAN?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?

HEY, FUCK YOU, MAN! I GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT HERE.

I GOT A PROBLEMATICAL SITUATION GOING ON.

I BORROWED $2,000 FROM FATHER PECCORO TO BUY THAT WEDDING RING.

SEE? YOU'RE A STUPID ASSHOLE.

YEAH, WELL, I COULDN'T HELP IT, MAN.

IT WAS ON SALE.

WELL, HOW MUCH OF THE MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

450 BUCKS.

BITCH-WHIPPED, MAN. YOU'RE FUCKING BITCH-WHIPPED.

YEAH, WELL, IF I DON'T GET THAT MONEY IN TO PECCORO,

I'M GOING TO BE WIPING AND EATING WITH THE SAME HAND,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF SHIT, PARTNER.

UH-HUH.

BUT TODAY JUST HAPPENS TO BE YOUR LUCKY DAY.

YEAH, WHAT'S THE SCORE, BILLY-BOY?

I FOUND US A CHOICE FUCKING SPOT, MAN,

OVER IN CREEDMOOR BY THE BOX FACTORY.

YOU MEAN THAT BAIT SHOP THAT'S GOT THAT ORANGE NEON SIGN?

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING PLACE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT A PLACE ABOUT 100 YARDS OVER FROM IT.

THAT PLACE THAT'S GOT THEM REAL GOOD HOT LINKS THERE?

IT'S GOT A BIG RED BILLBOARD.

WHAT ABOUT THAT PLACE? IT'S TWO-PENNY-ANTE BULLSHIT.

JUST HOLD ON TO YOUR HORSES, WATTY, O.K.?

HAVE YOU NO FAITH IN ME?

I'VE BEEN GETTING REAL SWEET

ON THE GIRL WHO WORKS THE DAY SHIFT.

SHE TOLD ME THAT THE OWNER'S GETTING HIMSELF

A BRAND-NEW BASS BOAT, O.K.?

OH, WELL, THAT'S BADASS, BILLY.

YOU KNOW, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR HIM.

THERE'S SOME DAMN GOOD FISHING AROUND HERE,

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED WITH A FRIGGIN' BASS BOAT?

HE'S BUYING THE BOAT WITH CASH, WATTY.

HE'S GOT IT LOCKED UP IN THE SAFE

BECAUSE HE THINKS HIS WIFE'S GOING TO TAKE IT

AND GO OUT ON A SHOPPING SPREE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW THEM BITCHES GET. HE'S ALL PARANOID.

THE FUCKING MONEY'S RIGHT THERE IN THE SAFE.

YEAH, WELL, HOW MUCH MONEY YOU FIGURE HE'S GOT IN THERE?

WHAT I'M FIGURING IS $10,000, MAN.

10 GRAND?

WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE?

I GOT THEM AT THE DISCOUNT STORE, MAN.

I BARGAINED WITH THEM.

OH, GOD. THIS SUCKS. GIVE ME MY GUN.

O.K., BILLY, LET'S CHECK TO MAKE SURE

THESE BABIES AIN'T LOADED.

CHECK.

CHECK.

HA HA HA!

HEY, MAN, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS?

I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA

FOR YOU TO BE DOING THAT SHIT BEFORE A JOB.

AHH. CLEANS OUT MY BRAIN.

YEAH. TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO CHEWING GUM.

HEY, LOOKIT, I'M COOL.

YOU BETTER BE COOL, MAN. YOU READY?

I WAS BORN ON A GREEN LIGHT, DADDY-O.

LET'S GO.

O.K., HONEY, JUST REMAIN REAL CALM.

I'M HERE TO ROB THIS PLACE, AND I AIM TO DO IT RIGHT.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY.

LOOK AT THE FUNNY MASK.

[RADIO] * HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU? *

Y'ALL SAY THIS IS A ROBBERY?

* BUT I TELL YOU...

Y'ALL SAY THERE'S MONEY?

HA HA HA!

* HAVE I TOLD YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART? *

WELL, THERE AIN'T NO MONEY,

SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO JOKERS GET LOST?

OH, MAN! SHE'S HIGH AS A KITE!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, HUH?

* MY WORLD WOULD END

O.K., LADY, NOW, YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS,

AND WE'LL GET IT OURSELVES, O.K.?

HEY...

* I'M NO GOOD WITHOUT YOU, ANYHOW *

YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.

* HAVE I SAID I DREAD EACH NIGHT ALONE *

* WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, LITTLE DARLING? *

WANT TO GET HIGH WITH ME?

YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH ME, LADY!

NOW, YOU TELL ME WHERE THAT MONEY IS--

THE MONEY FOR THE FRIGGIN' BASS BOAT. WHERE THE HELL IS IT?

I TOLD YOU. I PUT ALL THE MONEY IN MY MAIN LINE.

QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH US, YOU STUPID BITCH!

I KNOW THERE'S SOME FUCKING MONEY IN HERE FOR SOME GODDAMN BASS BOAT,

AND YOU BETTER GET OUT THE FUCKING SAFE NOW!

BILLY MACK?

IS THAT YOU, HUH?

OH, MAN, THAT IS FUCKING GREAT!

THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

SHE'S SEEN YOUR FACE, BILLY, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!

[BILLY] OH!

WATTY, YOU HEAR THEM FUCKING SIRENS?

* WELL, DARLING, I'M TELLING YOU NOW *

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

DID YOU FUCKING TRIP THE FUCKING ALARM,

YOU STUPID, FUCKED-UP BITCH?

FUCK ME AGAIN LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT.

YOU CALLED THE COPS, YOU FUCKING FUCKED-UP BITCH!

[WATTY] BILLY, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?

YOU STUPID CUNT! SHE'S SEEN MY FUCKING FACE, WATT. WHAT THE FUCK?

THE COPS ARE ON THEIR FUCKING WAY!

YOU'VE SEEN MY FUCKING FACE, BITCH!

SHE'S SEEN MY FUCKING FACE, WATTY!

SHE'S SEEN MY FUCKING FACE! YOU SAW MY FUCKING FACE!

CALM DOWN, BILLY MACK! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN, O.K.?

SHUT UP! MARY ANN, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

YOU'VE SEEN MY FUCKING FACE! YOU FUCKED UP!

NO!

[TELEPHONE FALLS]

[SIREN]

[TELEPHONE BEEPING]

I THINK I SHOT HER!

OH, CHRIST, BILLY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

OH, SHIT! I THINK I SHOT HER!

DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND? IT'S THE FUCKING COPS,

AND YOU JUST BLEW YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BRAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

- SHE SAW MY FACE! - SHUT UP, MAN!

NOW, I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT THE MONEY,

SO YOU'VE GOT TO GO GET IT NOW!

- [CRYING] - FIND THAT FUCKING MONEY!

OH!

OH! OH!

OH! OH!

COME ON, MAN! COME ON, MAN!

- PLEASE GET OFF OF ME! - [WATTY] HURRY UP, MAN!

WATTY, SHE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD! AAH!

HURRY UP, BILLY! HURRY UP, MAN!

I'VE GOT IT.

[SIREN GROWING LOUDER]

[SIREN FADING AWAY]

DAMN THEM FUCKING PIGS!

FUCKING DENTED IT.

THEY'RE GOING TO SEE ME ON THE HIGHWAY.

[VOMITING]

GET OFF OF ME!

COME ON, MAN. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

THAT STUPID FUCKING BITCH!

THAT STUPID FUCKING BITCH!

BITCH! BITCH! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FUCKING...

I KILLED HER. FUCK!

DAMN!

WATTY, WATTY,

WATTY, I DID A BAD THING, WATTY!

[WATTY] UP UNTIL NOW, I HAD ALWAYS CONSIDERED MYSELF HAPPY.

I HAD A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND, A CAR, AND A TRAILER HOME,

BUT AT THIS MOMENT,

I KNEW MY LIFE HAD TAKEN AN UNWELCOME TURN.

I'D BEEN A CON AND A THIEF FOR 25 YEARS,

BUT I NEVER HURT NO ONE.

BILLY HAD VIOLATED THE CODE. HE HAD PACKED A LOADED GUN.

YEAH. HA! HA HA!

HA! HA! HA!

SPEED-SNORTING PSYCHOPATH SITTING NEXT TO ME

HAD INTERRUPTED THE FLOW OF MY HAPPINESS.

HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE IN MY PRESENCE,

AND IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, MY LIFE HAD BEEN FUCKED.

HEY...

I'M HUNGRY, MAN. I THINK I NEED TO EAT.

I NEED TO GET ME SOME BREAKFAST.

BILLY, YOU ARE CRAZY.

YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO SOME FUCKING BREAKFAST,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT NOW!

YOU GOT THAT FUCKING RIGHT?

NOW!

I REALLY FUCKED UP!

JUST EAT YOUR DAMN EGGS.

THEY'RE GOING TO FIND ME.

YOU KNOW, THEY FRY FOR THAT SHIT.

THEY FIND ME, AND THEY GOING TO FRY ME.

REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS BACK IN HUNTSVILLE?

THEY FRIED CLARENCE.

I KNOW YOU REMEMBER THAT FUCKING SMELL.

YOU COULD HEAR HIM SCREAMING

ALL THE WAY DOWN THE GODDAMN CELLBLOCK!

HIS EYES WERE COMING OUT OF HIS FUCKING HEAD!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN.

- THEY AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT. - I KNOW THEY WILL.

I GOT MY PRINTS ALL OVER THAT DAMN SAFE!

HELL, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT, MAN!

YOU'RE PRACTICALLY IN THE CLEAR!

THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU OFF

ON FUCKING PROBATION!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN!

O.K., MAN, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW,

BEFORE SOMEBODY CALLS THE FRIGGING COPS. COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE UNTIL I FINISH MY DAMN BREAKFAST.

OH, CHRIST, BILLY. YOU PUT THAT FUCKING THING AWAY, MAN.

HA HA HA!

O.K.

I WANT YOU TO--

I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR CAR KEYS,

AND I WANT YOU TO DROP THEM FUCKERS IN MY PLATE NOW.

YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN A ROAD LIZARD, BILLY.

MAYBE I AM, BUT I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE,

AND I AIN'T GOING IN THAT FUCKING CHAIR.

I'M GOING TO GO DOWN SOUTH,

TAKE THAT MONEY,

GO GET ME SOME TOP-SHELF FUCKING MARGARITAS

DOWN THERE IN MEXICO...

BECAUSE I KNOW-- I KNOW WHAT YOU'D DO.

YOU AND YOUR STUPID CUNT GIRLFRIEND,

YOU'D PROBABLY TAKE THAT MONEY

AND YOU'D TURN ME IN, WOULDN'T YOU?

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU'D DO! I'M NOT STUPID, MAN!

NOW, YOU TAKE THEM KEYS OUT YOUR POCKET,

AND YOU PUT THEM ON MY PLATE NOW--

BEFORE I PAINT THE FUCKING WALL

WITH THE BACKSIDE OF YOUR HEAD!

NOW!

AGGH!

AAAH!

OHH!

OHH!

FUCK YOU, BILLY.

OHH!

OOH!

OOH!

HAVE A NICE DAY.

GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING FORK OUT OF MY NECK!

YOU BETTER RUN, WATTY WATTS!

I'M GOING TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO ME,

AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING SWEETER THAN REVENGE!

[SCREAMING]

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK!

[PANTING]

[SCREAMING]

WATTS: I FIGURED THAT BILLY MACK WOULD PROBABLY BLEED TO DEATH

AT SOME REST STOP OFF THE HIGHWAY.

I REGRETTED HAVING TO FORK HIM IN THE NECK,

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,

HE WOULD HAVE SHOT ME IF I HADN'T.

I'D OFTEN LIKED BILLY, BUT HE WAS CRAZY,

AND I HOPED THAT HE WAS KILLED.

[GUNSHOT]

IVERS...IVERS... IVERS.

WALTER.

[SLIDING DOOR OPENS]

I GOT TO THROW AN I CHING!

WHERE THE HELL IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

THE JOB GOT FUCKED!

FUCKING BILLY SHOT A COUNTERGIRL.

THEN HE MADE ME TAKE HIM TO BREAKFAST.

HE TRIED TO KILL ME, SO I STUCK A FORK IN HIS NECK.

I'M NOT SURE IF I KILLED HIM.

IN ANY CASE, I GOT THE MONEY,

BUT WE GOT TO GO ON A LITTLE VACATION.

WHOA. DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY

YOU THINK Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE?

I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. BILLY KILLED THAT COUNTERGIRL--

EXCEPT MAYBE I MIGHT HAVE KILLED BILLY. I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

MAYBE, MIGHT HAVE-- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?

I TOLD YOU-- I STUCK A FORK IN HIS NECK.

IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GETTING READY TO BLEED TO DEATH.

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

I TOLD YOU-- BECAUSE HE KILLED THAT COUNTERGIRL

AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME!

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE

ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE.

HE SURE AS HELL DID,

AND WE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE

TILL THINGS COOL OFF A BIT.

- YOU GOT THE MONEY. - IT'S IN THE CAR.

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GO?

WELL, I WAS THINKING MEXICO SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

MEXICO? WATTY, ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO MEXICO?

OH, MY GOD! THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!

WE COULD PRACTICE OUR SPANISH.

WE SURE CAN.

WHAT SHOULD I BRING?

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE RIGHT NOW IN MEXICO?

- HOT. - I DON'T HAVE TO BRING

VERY MUCH, THEN, DO I?

HEY.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME WITH ME, STAR.

BABY, I'D FOLLOW YOU TO OKLAHOMA.

YOU MEAN THAT, BABY?

I SURE AS HELL DO.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

WHAT? WHAT?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

COME ON, STAR.

I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE.

I WANT TO REMEMBER YOUR FACE.

COME ON.

HA HA!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, BABY.

HA HA!

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD.

SOLE REASON WHY THE GOOD LORD PUT ME ON THIS EARTH, BABY.

AHEM!

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE RUDE INTERRUPTION, MA'AM.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE HANGING AROUND

WITH THIS LARCENOUS VARIETY OF WHITE TRASH.

WELL, WELL!

IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE EX-CONVICT WATTY WATTS!

WHY, RANGER X. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD STOP ON OVER,

BUT SEEING AS YOU DON'T HAVE A WARRANT OF SOME SORT,

I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO CUT OUR VISIT SHORT.

OH, HOW THOUGHTLESS OF ME, WATTS.

I PLUMB FORGOT ALL ABOUT MY WARRANT.

HERE.

LET ME REACCLIMATE YOUR PRIVATES FOR YOU.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

WHOA, EASY THERE, MISSY.

SIMP'S JUST HAD HIMSELF

FOUR CUPS OF THAT ITALIAN COFFEE.

- HE'S A LITTLE TWITCHY. - YEAH, FUCK YOU.

YEAH. WOO!

I BET THAT HURTS PRETTY GOOD THERE, HUH, COWBOY--

WHAT WITH ALL THAT GO-GO JUICE

FLOWING UP IN YOUR LITTLE COJONES.

YEAH, ME AND SIMP, WE WAS JUST CRUISING THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND KNOWING YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS ROBBING AND STEALING,

WE JUST STOPPED ON IN TO HAVE US A LITTLE CHAT.

YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN LIVING THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW,

SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

YOUR CHICKEN-FRIED, CRYPTOFASCIST ASS

OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

BEFORE I CALL THE COPS?

OOF! UGH!

[COUGHS]

WE ARE THE COPS, SHITBRAIN.

OOH!

YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HOLD

A LOADED GUN RIGHT UP TO A PUNK'S HEAD?

I DON'T REALLY LIKE GUNS.

IT FEELS REAL GOOD.

I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T BE KNOWING NOTHING

ABOUT A PARTICULARLY MESSY CONVENIENCE STORE JOB

OVER IN CREEDMOOR?

YEAH, THE WAY I SEE IT,

A FEW JOKERS WENT IN THERE LOOKING FOR A BIG SCORE,

LOST THEIR COOL, AND BLEW A 2 x 2 HOLE IN THE BACK

OF ONE PRETTY LITTLE CASHIER'S HEAD.

NOW, NORMALLY...

THIS WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER BIG NIGHT IN TEXAS,

BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THE CASHIER WAS A LOCAL SHERIFF'S LITTLE GIRL.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES HER, WATTS? HUH?

A VERY BAD TRIP--

A VERY BAD TRIP FOR WHOEVER PULLED THAT TRIGGER.

AND SEEING AS THE SHERIFF OF CREEDMOOR

HAPPENS TO BE MY BROTHER,

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES

THAT DEAD LITTLE GIRL TO ME, WATTS?

YOUR WIFE?

- OOF! UGH! - HEY! WATTY?

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT MAKES HER MY NIECE.

AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WELL...

IT MEANS I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO SMOKE

THE LOW-RENT PUNK THAT BLEW HER AWAY,

AND SEEING AS I GOT MY SIGHTS ON YOU,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER SOMETHING VERY SERIOUSLY.

YOU SEE, I'M ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE LAW.

THAT MEANS I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

OF COURSE, YOU BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE,

THAT PUTS YOU IN RATHER A BAD PINCH, NOW, DON'T IT?

I CAN SMELL THAT JOB ALL OVER YOU, WATTS,

LIKE A SIX-DAY-OLD PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.

I DIDN'T DO SHIT, MAN! OOF!

OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S SMART.

HEH HEH!

FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'LL FUCKING TAKE YOUR LIFE!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL KILL YOU!

GODDAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

SIMP, GET THIS BITCH OFF ME!

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD!

UGH!

ARGGH!

[GROWLING]

SIMP! SHOOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT!

OH, FUCK.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S SO FUCKING PRETTY.

* YOU'RE A GHOST ON THE HIGHWAY *

* AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

* GHOST ON THE HIGHWAY *

* AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

* FOREVER AND EVER

* AND EVER AND EVER *

[WATTY] WE WERE HEADING TO SAN ANTONE

TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO STAR'S PARENTS,

AND I JUST COULDN'T GET THE IMAGE

OF OLD CLARENCE OUT OF MY HEAD.

BILLY HAD BEEN RIGHT-- ONCE YOU SMELL SOMEONE FRYING,

YOU CAN'T EVER THINK CLEARLY AGAIN.

BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED,

I'D ENTERTAINED NOTIONS IN MY HEAD

OF MOVING OUT OF TEXAS WITH STAR AS MY WIFE

AND TRYING TO MAKE A STRAIGHT GO OF IT.

I'D BEGUN TO FEEL THAT LUCK WAS AN UNRENEWABLE RESOURCE

AND MY DAYS AS A FELON WERE NUMBERED.

IF WE MADE IT ACROSS THE BORDER,

I WOULD DEFINITELY ENTERTAIN THE NOTION

OF TAKING UP AUTO MECHANICS,

WHICH IS THE ONLY OTHER THING I KNOW HOW TO DO.

I DIDN'T FEEL MUCH FOR THE COPS THAT WE KILLED.

THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING TO US

AND WALKED AWAY SMILING.

* MY RIGHT HAND HOLDS A COLD CORONA BOTTLE *

* MY LEFT HAND HOLDS A HALF A FIFTH OF GIN *

* MY RIGHT ARM REACHES OUT FOR THE HOLY *

* BUT MY LEFT ARM STILL EMBRACES A LIFE OF SIN *

* WE HAD OURSELVES THE SWEETEST LITTLE FAMILY *

* WE LAUGHED AND SANG AND HAD A LOT OF FUN *

* BUT I DROWNED IT IN A SEA OF STINGING WHISKEY *

* AND NOW THE ONLY LITTLE LOVE THAT'S LEFT *

* IS A LOADED GUN

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[WOMAN] HELLO?

HELLO.

HI. MISS CHEATHAM?

YES?

HI. THIS IS WOODY.

WOODPECK.

I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S.

STARLENE? YOU'RE A FRIEND OF STARLENE?

WELL, WE HAVEN'T HEARD

HIDE NOR HAIR OF HER IN A LONG WHILE.

HELLO?

HELLO?

ARE YOU THERE?

WHO IS THIS?

HELLO?

HELLO!

* MY RIGHT HAND HOLDS A VIAL OF TRANQUILIZERS *

* MY LEFT HAND HOLDS A LOADED .38 *

TURN THAT DOWN A BIT, PLEASE, STAR.

* I'VE GOT A YOUNG GIRL...

THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU, STAR.

WELL, ASK IT.

WELL, I--I JUST DON'T KNOW

WHAT THE FUTURE WILL HOLD.

IF I SHOULD EVER END UP FACE-DOWN IN A NARROW GRAVE,

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'D DO.

YEAH?

THERE'S SOMETHING I JUST NEED TO KNOW.

THERE'S SOMETHING I JUST GOT TO ASK YOU.

YEAH?

STARLENE...

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY.

I'D GO TO HELL AND BACK JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE.

I KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME.

[RADIO] THIS JUST IN--THE KILLERS OF TWO TEXAS RANGERS

FOUND IN A TRAILER HOME IN EAST TEXAS HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED

AS WATTY WATTS AND STARLENE CHEATHAM.

THEY ARE DESCRIBED AS A CAUCASIAN MALE AND FEMALE

IN THEIR EARLY 20s

AND ARE SUSPECTED TO BE DRIVING

A BLUE 1972 PLYMOUTH ROAD RUNNER.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION

RELATED TO THIS INSIDIOUS, SENSELESS, AND VIOLENT CRIME,

PLEASE CALL 1-800-FOR-CRIME.

NOW, BACK TO THE HITS THAT MADE AMERICA GREAT!

STARLENE.

YEAH.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

WATFORD REYNOLDS WATTS,

I SURE AS HELL WILL MARRY YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

OH, GODDAMN! ALL RIGHT!

MY BABY'S GOING TO MARRY ME! HOO HOO!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T.

LOOK AT WHAT I GOT YOU, SWEETHEART.

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD, OH, MY...

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

YOU GOT ME A RING!

IT'S FOR ME?

UH-HUH. HA HA HA!

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

LOOK AT IT. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE REAL DIAMONDS AND EVERYTHING!

WELL, THEY ARE. I DROVE CLEAR OVER TO TYLER TO GET THEM.

BABY, HOW DID YOU EVER AFFORD TO BUY THIS FOR ME?

I--I BEEN SAVING UP.

WELL, ARE WE READY TO BEGIN WITH THE CEREMONY?

WE ARE, YOUR HONOR.

O.K., KIDS. HERE WE GO.

NOW, DO YOU, UM...

WATFORD REYNOLDS WATTS.

WATFORD REYNOLDS WATTS

TAKE THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE?

I DO.

AND DO YOU, UH...

[TELEVISION] WATTY AND STARLENE-- CRAZED KILLERS

WITH DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKS.

MURDERERS, MOVIE STARS, OR BOTH?

- [GUN COCKS] - NEXT ON CRIME SPREE!

I'M AWFULLY SORRY

TO BE POINTING THIS HERE GUN AT YOU,

JUSTICE THURMAN, SIR, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WANTED,

AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A SHOTGUN WEDDING.

AND WHAT IF I SAY NO?

THEN I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO SHOOT YOU DEAD.

SO, WHERE WERE WE IN THE CEREMONY?

WELL, I JUST SAID, "I DO."

UH, RIGHT.

SO, UH, DO YOU, UM...

STARLENE CASE CHEATHAM.

YEAH--TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR AWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND?

I SURE AS HELL DO.

WELL, THEN, UH, HERE.

GIVE HER THE RING, SON.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JUSTICE THURMAN, SIR.

THERE YOU GO THERE, SWEETHEART.

AND NOW THE BRIDE MAY, UH, KISS THE GROOM.

[TELEVISION] AMERICA'S ONLY TV STATION DEDICATED TO CRIMINALS...

HEY, NOW, DON'T YOU TRY ANYTHING, NOW,

JUSTICE THURMAN, SIR.

ALL CRIME, ALL THE TIME!

O.K., WATT. SMILE.

O.K.

WOO! HERE.

YOU DON'T MIND TAKING ONE OF US RIGHT QUICK

BEFORE WE TIE YOUR ARMS?

I GUESS NOT.

HA HA! ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, SIR.

I FEEL REAL BAD ABOUT THIS, JUDGE THURMAN,

BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE PERFORMED

- A MOST GRACIOUS AND NOBLE DEED. - YEAH, AND DON'T THINK

WE DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR COOPERATION, JUSTICE, SIR.

OH, HEY! ONE MORE TIME.

YEAH! HA HA! O.K.

THANKS.

I MEAN, WE CAN'T RIGHTLY BE SPENDING OUR HONEYMOON

IN THE SLAMMER, NOW, CAN WE?

WELL, THEY DON'T LET YOU HAVE SEX IN THE SLAMMER.

OH, JUSTICE THURMAN, SIR--

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE,

BUT I'LL PUT IT IN THE BUSHES, O.K.,

SO YOU CAN RETRIEVE IT LATER ON.

- MAKES SENSE, I GUESS. - CAN I GET YOU A BOOK

OR SOMETHING TO READ OR SOMETHING?

WELL, IF YOU COULD TURN ME

TOWARD THE TELEVISION, I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED.

O.K., COUNT OF 3. 1, 2, 3.

THERE WE GO.

OH...OH!

OH, NOW, JUSTICE THURMAN, SIR,

THIS IS SOMETHING I'M GOING TO HATE TO HAVE TO DO,

BUT I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO DO IT.

JUST TELL ME

IF IT FEELS REAL UNCOMFORTABLE, O.K.?

CHECK HIM, HONEY. LOOK AT HIM.

YEAH, WELL, I'M AFRAID WE HAVE TO GET GOING--

OH! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL YOUR CAR,

BUT I'LL BE LEAVING YOU MINE, O.K.?

SHE'S A 1972 PLYMOUTH ROAD RUNNER.

SHE'S A BEAUT, SO WE'LL CONSIDER THIS

MORE THAN A FAIR EXCHANGE.

YOU TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF HER, O.K.?

SHE'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YEAH. THANKS FOR MAKING OUR RELATIONSHIP LEGAL.

OH!

THERE YOU GO.

OH! HA HA!

WE WON'T EVER FORGET THIS MOMENT.

[TELEVISION] WE'RE SHOOTING BOTH BARRELS ON THIS ONE...

HA HA HA!

FIVE FULL-CUT DIAMONDS...

HA HA HA!

THIS IS A FANCY-CUT MOZAMBIQUE, RICH AND DYNAMIC...

HA HA HA!

JUST DO IT FAST

AND KEEP DOING IT HARD.

MAKE SURE YOU GET THEM WINGS RIGHT, O.K.?

YOU GOT IT.

[WOMAN] YOU ARE SO RADICAL, MAN.

SHUT UP.

YOU SHUT UP.

LOOK, I GOT TO CONCENTRATE HERE

ON THE PAIN, O.K.?

I'M GOING TO GO TO THE STORE

AND GET ME SOME K-Y AND SOME CIGARETTES.

GOOD.

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BLOOD, MAN.

I NEVER DONE A HEAD BEFORE.

YEAH. A LOT OF BLOOD IN THE HEAD.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN. I'LL BET THERE IS.

OW!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

SORRY, MAN.

OW!

I GUARANTEE YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME!

IS THAT RIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL DOIN' HERE?

GIVING YOU A TATTOO, BILLY.

NOW SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN IN THIS CHAIR

SO I CAN FINISH WHAT HE STARTED.

CREEPY.

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU GUYS?

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME INTO MY PLACE

AND START FUCKING WITH THE CUSTOMERS, HUH?

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK.

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

NO. YOU GUYS ARE COOL.

SIT DOWN AND DON'T SPEAK TILL YOU'RE SPOKEN TO.

O.K.

BILLY.

ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU, BILL. NICE TATTOO.

THANK YOU.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO BE QUITE AN ARTIST

WITH A NEEDLE... IN ALL SORTS OF WAYS.

HA HA HA!

PUT A NEEDLE IN MY HAND,

I'M A REGULAR VICTOR VAN GOGH.

VAN GOGH CUT HIS OWN EAR OFF.

THAT'S RIGHT, CREEPY.

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, BILLY.

YEAH, I DID KNOW IT.

I THINK I MISSED A SPOT.

AAH!

OH!

OH, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

FUCK YOU!

YOU DRIVE FAST, BILLY.

YEAH, REAL FAST.

OH, BUT I ADMIRE THAT IN A MAN.

I LIKE A MAN WHO DANCES WITH SPEED.

HEY, HOW IS THAT CRYSTAL TREATING YOU?

AAH...

LOOK, IT'S FUCKING GREAT.

I KNOW YOU GUYS ALWAYS DONE ME RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT! WE ALWAYS DONE YOU RIGHT.

SHUT UP, CREEPY!

HEY, I WOULDN'T DO THAT, BILLY.

NOW, WHAT CREEPY MEANT TO SAY HERE, BILLY,

IS THAT WE ALWAYS CONSIDERED YOU TO BE A GOOD FRIEND.

WE'VE DONE A LOT OF NICE THINGS FOR YOU.

IT'S ONLY LOGICAL THAT WE'D EXPECT

THAT YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR US.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S LOGICAL, BILLY?

YEAH, I THINK THAT'S FUCKING LOGICAL.

NOW, WHY WERE YOU DRIVING SO FAST

TO SAN ANTONE?

YOU GOT SOME FAMILY DOWN HERE?

I CAME HERE TO GET A BREAKFAST TACO.

- WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO YOU? - YOU KNOW WHAT, BILLY?

- I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE OF VOICE. - [SCREAMING]

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WATTY WATTS

AND THAT LITTLE JOB Y'ALL PULLED OFF

OVER IN CREEDMOOR, WOULD IT?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR WATTY.

WE WANT TO SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US A HAND

WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM THAT WE'RE HAVING.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT IS TOO FUCKING BAD

'CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SON OF A BITCH IN A MONTH.

THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER THAT I WANTED TO HEAR.

THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER WE WANTED TO HEAR, ASSHOLE!

[DOOR OPENS]

WHOOPS. WRONG PLACE.

HEY, UP AGAINST THE WALL, BITCH!

SWEETHEART,

YOU SIT DOWN NEXT TO TATTOO JOE

OVER THERE REAL QUIET LIKE.

THAT IS, IF YOU WANT TO RETAIN THAT FULL FIGURE OF YOURS.

YOU GUYS MIND IF I SMOKE?

HEY, SMOKE IT UP, HONEY.

WOO! WOO!

WOO!

[IMITATING TRAIN]

HA HA HA! CREEPY, LOCK THE DOOR

AND TURN OFF THE NEON!

BILLY. BILLY, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS TO YOU.

I LIED ABOUT BEING A TATTOO ARTIST AND ALL.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING WITH THIS THING.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

IT'S GETTING A LITTLE UNSANITARY, DON'T YOU THINK?

- YEAH. - BUT THE LURE OF THE ARTS

HAS ALWAYS HELD SWAY OVER ME,

AND I WOULD BE GLAD TO CONTINUE.

THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME

THE RIGHT ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS.

NOW, YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE RIGHT ANSWERS,

DON'T YOU, BILLY?

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

OH, BILLY!

BUT YOU GOT TO LET ME GET A PIECE OF THAT ACTION.

OH, HEY, ALL WE WANT IS WHAT WE'RE OWED,

PLUS A LITTLE INTEREST.

HA HA! YEAH. A LITTLE INTEREST.

COME ON, BILLY.

LET'S GET OUT OF THIS PISS-HOLE.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE TUCKERED OUT. RIG!

IT'S GOING TO PERK YOU UP.

THIS IS EXTRA-SPECIAL STUFF.

YEAH. WE BEEN ON IT ALL WEEK.

IT'LL DEVELOP YOUR KILLER INSTINCT.

OH, BULL'S-EYE.

I'M GOING TO FILL YOU WITH LOVE.

ONE, 1,000,

TWO, 1,000,

THREE.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, BILLY?

I WAS BORN ON A GREEN LIGHT, DADDY-O!

[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

* ALL NIGHT LONG, MY BODY BURNED *

* THE SHEETS WERE WET AND COLD *

* THE LIGHTS WERE ON, MY EYES WERE GONE *

* ANY SECOND LOSE CONTROL

* THE POUNDING ON MY WINDOW'S *

* JUST THE POUNDING IN MY HEAD *

YEAH!

YIPPEE!

BILLY! YEE-HOO!

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[WOMAN] I'LL GET IT, HON!

YOU JUST GO ON WATCHING YOUR PICTURE SHOW.

JUST A MINUTE. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

- HI, MOM. - EEE! AAH!

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING]

OH, GIRL! OH, GIRL! MY BABY!

OH, BABY, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR SO LONG.

WELL, HERE I AM.

OH! OH!

MOM, WHAT'S WITH THAT GUN?

OH, THIS IS NOTHING, HONEY.

I NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR AFTER DARK WITHOUT IT.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAND ME OVER THAT GUN

NOW, O.K., THAYLENE?

OH!

AND WHO IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING YOUNG STUD WITH YOU?

WELL, YOU JUST COME HERE RIGHT NOW

AND GET YOU SOME SUGAR, WATTY.

OH!

HA HA HA!

HAVE YOU BEEN STAYING OUT OF JAIL?

YES, MA'AM.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

AHEM.

OH, FAR OUT!

OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT RING.

OH. OH, MY GOD.

IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ME AND WATTY TIED THE KNOT!

OH! OH! FAR FUCKING OUT!

- Y'ALL ARE MARRIED? - THAT'S RIGHT, MA!

OH! BABY! OH, BABY. OH!

OH, WAIT TILL YOUR DADDY HEARS.

YEAH!

- VERGIL! - DADDY!

VERGIL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHO'S HERE!

[WATTY] VERGIL RIPPED HIS OWN THROAT OPEN

DURING A PARTICULARLY HEAVY ACID TRIP

IN THE EARLY SIXTIES.

VERGIL WAS BORN POOR,

AND WHEN HE READ THAT THE GOVERNMENT

WAS PAYING STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY

TO PARTICIPATE IN EXPERIMENTS WITH PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS,

HE VOLUNTEERED.

THEY DOSED HIM WITH SOMETHING CALLED BZ.

VERGIL LOST IT.

HE WON A HUGE SETTLEMENT IN COURT,

WHICH ALLOWED HIM TO LIVE WELL WITHOUT WORKING.

LATER IN HIS LIFE,

VERGIL LOST THE FUNCTION IN HIS LEGS

DUE TO AN AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION

HE ACQUIRED WHILE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT

SO THAT HE COULD AVOID THE DRAFT DURING VIETNAM.

HE THREW A CLOT AND LOST THE USE OF HIS LEGS.

BUT STAR'S PARENTS HAVE NEVER BEEN ADDICTS.

THEY'RE JUST HANDICAPPED SUBURBAN HIPPIES.

PRAISE THE LORD.

WELL, VERGIL, I CAN'T SAY I HAVE AS OF YET.

WELL, YEAH, VERGIL. I THINK THAT I DO.

I'M NOTHING...

TILL I'M NOTHING.

HEY, THANKS. WHAT IS IT?

HA HA!

IT'S A FAR OUT TRIP.

[STAR] WELL, GEE, THANKS, DADDY.

GOD, I MEAN, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU KINDLY, VERGIL.

SEE, UH, ME AND STAR,

WE'RE HEADING DOWN SOUTH TO MEXICO

FOR A LONG-TERM HONEYMOON.

WELL...

SO, WHAT HAVE YOU KIDS BEEN UP TO TODAY?

HA HA HA!

WELL...

WELL, WE KILLED TWO COPS ON THE WAY OVER HERE,

AND WE GOT MARRIED,

AND WE SAW OURSELVES ON TV FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WELL, MY GOODNESS. THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A FULL DAY.

STARLENE! I SWEAR TO GOODNESS.

YOU OUGHT TO BE A FICTION WRITER.

I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT THE WEIRDEST WAY OF TALKING, YOU KNOW.

WELL, I HATE TO BE RUSHING THINGS, BUT ME AND STAR,

WE'RE ON A PARTICULARLY TIGHT TIMETABLE.

WE KIND OF GOT TO GET GOING.

AT THIS HOUR?

Y'ALL JUST GOT HERE.

MOMMA, IT'S MY WEDDING NIGHT.

OH, READY FOR A LITTLE SEX, HUH?

- MOM! - GODDAMN, THAYLENE.

[STAR] GOD!

WELL...

YOUR DADDY AND ME

WANT YOU GUYS TO HAVE THIS

AS A STAKE FOR YOUR FUTURE.

WHAT IS IT?

HOLY SHIT, MOM. THAT'S $30,000.

YOUR DADDY'S BEEN SAVING UP.

THAT SETTLEMENT PAYS US PRETTY DAMN GOOD, RIGHT?

WOO! HA HA!

DADDY.

WE'RE JUST HAPPY KNOWING THAT Y'ALL HAVE IT.

OH, MOM. MAN.

WELL, I...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK Y'ALL.

IT'S ABOUT THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR US.

YEAH...

WELL, MEXICO'S CALLING.

YO VIVO POR ROJO GRANDE.

OOH! HA HA!

WHAT'S THAT MEAN, THAY?

I LIVE FOR BIG RED.

IT'S ALL I KNOW IN SPANISH.

HEY...MAYBE WE OUGHT TO STOP OFF

IN ONE OF THEM SMALL TOWNS.

WE COULD HOLE UP IN ONE OF THEM LITTLE MOTELS,

AND MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME SOMETHING

THAT I KIND OF NEED.

OH, YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?

I THINK YOU KNOW.

HA HA!

OH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU PULL OUT THAT ROAD MAP

AND FIND OUT WHERE THE HELL WE ARE

AND WHERE THE HELL WE OUGHT TO BE?

I LOVE BEING ON THE RUN WITH YOU, WATT--

COVERING THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS LIKE TORNADOES,

DRINKING THAT CHEAP DINER COFFEE WITH NONDAIRY CREAMER,

RUNNING FROM THE COPS, RUNNING FROM THE FEDS.

THEY'LL TRY AND STOP US.

YOU KNOW THEY'LL TRY AND HOLD DOWN OLD WATT AND STARLENE,

BUT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE WE'RE MOVIE STARS...

DESPERADOES AND OUTLAWS ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM.

I SWEAR TO GOD, WE REMIND ME

OF FAYE DUNAWAY AND WARREN BEATTY.

I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S GOING TO BE JUST LIKE THE MOVIES, WATT,

JUST LIKE THE MOVIES.

THANK GOD WE BROUGHT THE POLAROID.

UM...

EVERYBODY, UH...

GETS CAUGHT AND KILLED IN THOSE MOVIES, STAR.

SUMMER'S UPON US, AND AS WE ALL KNOW,

THE SEASON BRINGS WITH IT A HEAT WAVE

OF ROBBERY, ASSAULT, RAPE,

AND MURDER.

REMEMBER, FOLKS, THE ONLY THING

STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND THE CRIMINAL VERMIN

OUT THERE ON THE STREETS ARE YOUR DOORS,

SO SECURE THOSE DOORS WITH THE BEST--

TITANIUM-COATED, EXPLOSIVE DEADBOLTS FROM HYPERLOCK.

DON'T STAY HOME WITHOUT THEM.

[DIFFERENT MAN] NEXT ON SUBURBAN MINUTES,

A RETIRED SCHOOLTEACHER BUYS A GUN

- AND GETS EVEN WITH THE VICIOUS PUNKS - [DOORBELL RINGS]

WHO PUT HER IN A WHEELCHAIR.

WHO THE HELL CAN THAT BE?

ON THE CRIME CHANNEL...

OH, WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?

HA HA HA!

HOWDY, MRS. CHEATHAM.

I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S.

WE WERE AT SUMMER CAMP TOGETHER.

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS BOB AND CREEPY.

CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?

[THUNDER]

[STAR] O.K., YOU GOING TO DO IT TO ME NOW?

UH-HUH.

WE SWEAR ON THE SACRAMENT OF OUR OWN BLOOD

THAT WE WILL DIE...

[BOTH] BEFORE FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF THE LAW

'CAUSE DYING FREE

IS BETTER THAN LIVING IN A CAGE.

NOW WE BURN IT.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH.

THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW.

* GIVE ME MY LOVIN'

* SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

* I'LL BE HONEY

* IF YOU'LL BE SWEET

* I KNOW I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU *

* I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THIS IS NOT TRUE *

* MAN SAYS IT'S RAINING, RAINING OUTSIDE *

* I'LL BE OUT THERE IN A LITTLE WHILE *

* 'CAUSE YOU SEE, RAN THE MILES WITH YOU *

* AND EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO YOU *

* SEE YOU IN PLACES, I'M FOLLOWING YOU *

* YOU'LL BE UPSTAIRS, AND I'LL BE THERE, TOO *

* EVERYWHERE YOU GO, I WILL FOLLOW *

* I KNOW IT WON'T BE THE SAME TOMORROW *

GODDAMN, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON.

FUCKING CABLE'S GOING TO THE FUCKING DOGS.

REMEMBER, THAYLENE, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS GUN OUT OF YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU'RE READY TO SAY SOMETHING, O.K.?

DAMN IT, VERGIL, WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME HOW THIS THING WORKS?

IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

WHAT?

HEY, SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

OH, YEAH.

OH, VERGIL!

SHAME ON YOU.

I LOVE THIS THING.

HEY, CREEPY, WE OUGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH ONE OF THESE.

SUCK IT, BOB.

- O.K. - [BUZZ]

HA HA! NOW, VERGIL,

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MAN TO... HIPPIE.

NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE

PRETTY, TRIPPY THAYLENE'S BRAINS

BLOWN OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE,

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. I AM A MAN OF HONOR.

I HAVE NEVER HURT A BITCH

UNLESS SHE HAD IT COMING TO HER.

NOW, UH, YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR WATTY WATTS.

YEAH. WE WANT TO SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US A HAND

WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM THAT WE'RE HAVING.

THAT IS RIGHT, A HELPING HAND,

AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD ALSO

GIVE US A HAND WITH THE SAME SITUATION.

MORE SPECIFICALLY, I WAS HOPING

THAT YOU WOULD GIVE US A FINGER.

MMM!

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THE VOLUME DOWN ON HIS ASS.

HE'S FLIPPING ME OFF.

HEY, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO LET HER TALK.

SHE'S ALL CRYING AND SHIT.

FUCK YOU, BILLY! WHAT IS WITH YOU?

YOU ALWAYS WERE A LITTLE FUCKING BLEEDIN' HEART,

WEREN'T YOU?

BUT I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING

FOR YOU AND VERGIL, HUH, THAYLENE?

MMM.

ALL RIGHT. SURE.

GO AHEAD AND LET HER TALK, BILLY.

[THAYLENE MOANING]

MMM...

OH, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

I'LL KILL YOU!

I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH HIM!

IF YOU TOUCH HIM, I'LL KILL YOU,

YOU BASTARD!

TELL ME WHERE THEY WENT.

DON'T GIVE ME THE FINGER, VERGIE.

OH, MY GOD!

THAY!

NO! NO!

THAY!

OH, MY GOD! THEY'RE PROBABLY IN MEXICO BY NOW!

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!

SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

CREEPY, GET THAT EISENHOWER OUT OF YOUR POCKET.

I'M GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH Y'ALL.

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN?

SEE, CREEPY HERE,

HE'S GOING TO THROW THAT COIN UP IN THE AIR.

BILLY BOY, YOU'RE GOING TO CALL IT.

IF HE GETS IT RIGHT,

THEN YOU-ALL GET TO LIVE!

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAIR? HUH?

ALL RIGHT, CREEPY. CHUCK IT.

CALL IT, BILLY.

HEADS.

TAILS.

[BUZZ]

Y'ALL LOSE.

OH, SHIT. THERE'S THAT SON OF A BITCH'S GIRLFRIEND

ON THE GODDAMN TV.

PATCHING INTO A LIVE, ON-THE-AIR INTERVIEW

WITH STARLENE.

STARLENE, ARE YOU THERE?

[STARLENE] UH-HUH. I SURE AM.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

OH, WE'RE DOING GREAT.

I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND LET ALL OUR FANS KNOW

THAT WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO FOR LOVE.

WE'RE NOT BLOODTHIRSTY KILLERS. WE'RE JUST NEWLYWEDS.

AND I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO THE FAMILIES

OF THOSE COPS THAT GOT KILLED

AND EVERYTHING, BUT LOOK...

UH!

WE ONLY KILLED THE ONE COP.

HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOT THE OTHER ONE.

AND I ALSO WANTED TO SAY HELLO

TO MY PARENTS, WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH,

AND TELL THEM THAT WE'RE SAFE.

HI, MOM! HI, DAD. I FINALLY MADE IT.

I'M ON TV.

I MADE IT. I'M ON TV. LOOK.

HA HA HA! I LOVE Y'ALL.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF OUR EXCLUSIVE,

ON-THE-AIR, LIVE TELEPHONE INTERVIEW

WITH STARLENE CHEATHAM ON THE CRIME CHANNEL.

TOUGH PEOPLE, TOUGH NEWS, TOUGH REPORTING.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TRIP ON THIS, THAY.

[GUNSHOT]

[SCREAMING]

FUCK! FUCK THAT FUCKING BITCH!

FUCK HER!

OH, SHIT! OH, MAN!

OH, SHIT. MY GUTS.

MY GUTS ARE COMING OUT.

CREEPY, SOMEBODY, PUT MY GUTS BACK IN!

BITE ON THIS, BOB. BITE ON IT, MAN. BITE.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MOTHERFUCKER.

DON'T EVEN LET THE THOUGHT CROSS YOUR FUCKING MIND

'CAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CURE YOU WITH A BULLET.

I AIN'T THINKIN' ABOUT NOTHIN', ALL RIGHT?

OH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

DAMN, THAT STINKS.

UH! UH! ACK!

YOU TELL THEM, BOB. YOU TELL THEM, MAN.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT.

YOU'LL MAKE IT, BOB.

YOU'LL MAKE IT BECAUSE... YOU GOT TO MAKE IT.

RIGHT?

BOB?

[RADIO] * DESTINATION BANGOR, MAINE

* WORN-OUT SUIT AND SHOES... *

FUCK YOU, CREEPY.

* I DON'T PAY NO UNION DUES *

* I SMOKE OLD STOGIES I HAVE FOUND *

BOB?

* SHORT, BUT NOT TOO BIG AROUND *

YOU O.K., BOB?

* I'M A MAN OF MEANS BY NO MEANS *

BOB, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

* KING OF THE ROAD

OH, FUCK. OH, FUCK. OH, FUCK.

OH, GEE, MAN.

BOB JUST DIED.

OH, MAN! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO ME, MAN?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?

I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING, BOB.

OH, MAN! OH, FUCK!

BOB DIED, BILLY.

THAT'S JUST TOO FUCKING BAD, CREEPY.

* NO PHONE, NO POOL, NO PETS *

* I AIN'T GOT NO CIGARETTES *

FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

* TWO HOURS OF PUSHING BROOM *

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, MAN?

'CAUSE I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU.

NO!

[GUNSHOT]

* KING OF THE ROAD

[WATTY] COOL, NICKEL-PLATED .45 BURNING INTO MY HAND.

I PRAYED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT NO ONE WITH IT,

BUT I KNEW THAT I'D KILL 12 MEN DEAD

BEFORE I'D EVER LET STAR FACE THE COLD STEEL BARS

OF A JAIL CELL.

O.K., BABY, THIS IS IT. WE GOT TO GO.

WE'LL CASH THE CHECK. WE'LL CROSS THE BORDER.

WE'LL BE SIPPING MARGARITAS BY SUNSET.

MMM...BABY?

YEAH?

I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT YOU.

A GOOD DREAM?

MM-HMM. WE WERE MOVIE STARS.

YOU'RE THE MOVIE STAR, BABY.

MM-HMM.

- HEY, BABY. - MM-HMM?

I GUESS YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA

HOW TO USE THIS?

YEAH, I GUESS I DO.

YEAH, WELL, YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOU PROMISED, O.K.?

O.K., I'LL REMEMBER.

MOVE THOSE SWEET LITTLE CHEEKS

BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO VAMONOS.

MAKE SURE YOU GET THEM TRAVELER'S CHECKS, O.K.?

- WE DON'T WANT TO GET RIPPED OFF. - O.K.

HEY...

BE COOL, BABY.

WATT, I WAS BORN TO BE COOL.

OH, SHIT.

[POLICE RADIO]

[WATTY] DID YOU EVER HAVE THE SENSATION

THAT THERE WERE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD,

AND THOSE EYES WERE LOOKING AT SOMETHING

THAT WAS LOOKING AT YOU,

AND YOU DIDN'T QUITE KNOW WHAT IT WAS THEY WERE LOOKING AT,

BUT YOU KNEW THAT IT WAS SOMETHING?

I JUST KEPT TELLING MYSELF

THAT LIFE HAS ONLY AS MANY PRESSURES

AS YOU CREATE FOR IT,

AND I WAS CONCENTRATING EXTRA HARD

ON MINIMIZING OURS.

[GUN POPS]

WATT!

GET DOWN! GET DOWN!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING. I GOT THE MONEY. COME ON. LET'S GO.

- WHY WERE YOU RUNNING LIKE THAT? - LIKE WHAT?

LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL.

- WHAT ABOUT THEM COPS? - WHAT ABOUT 'EM?

THEY WAS MAKING A DEPOSIT. IT'S A BANK.

THEY DIDN'T SEE YOU OR NOTHIN'?

YEAH. THEY WINKED AT ME.

OH, GOD, IT WAS SO EASY, WATT, EASY AS PIE.

OH, GODDAMN, WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, MAN?

I ALMOST BLEW THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE UP

BECAUSE YOU-- GODDAMN, STAR!

SORRY.

WATTY, LOOK.

YEAH, I CAN SEE IT.

ISN'T IT GOOD LUCK

TO PASS IN FRONT OF A FUNERAL PROCESSION?

- YOU THINK SO? - YEAH, I THINK SO.

- OH, SHIT! - WHAT?

WE'RE OUT OF FILM.

SO?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS, STAR.

IT'S A BAD FUCKING IDEA.

YOU JUST SIMMER DOWN, MR. WORRY WORRYWART.

LET ME DO THIS NOW. IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE.

WELL, I'M GOING TO WAIT OUTSIDE.

FINE.

[TELEVISION] 24 HOURS A DAY. ALL CRIME...

- HI THERE. - HOWDY.

I WANT ME THREE CARTONS

OF THAT POLAROID 600 FILM, PLEASE.

YES, MA'AM. INSTANT HAPPINESS.

HA HA! YEAH.

WATTY AND STARLENE...

I'LL GO TO THE BACK AND GET IT.

...MOVIE STARS OR BOTH? YOU DECIDE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE ALLEGEDLY LARCENOUS LOVELIES?

THIS JUST IN.

WE HAVE THE RESULTS OF THE WATTY AND STARLENE

TELEPHONE POLL.

AND 75% SAY THE TWO MISGUIDED LOVEBIRDS ARE...

INNOCENT.

OH!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

I JUST WANTED TO SEE

IF WE WON THEM POLLS, HONEY.

HERE YOU GO, MA'AM.

THANK YOU.

[CLERK] POLAROID FILM.

MOSTLY JUST TV REPAIRS AT THIS STORE.

OH, REALLY?

ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF YOURSELF?

HEY, MISTER, MISTER.

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KID?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH FOR?

'CAUSE YOU'RE ON TV, MISTER.

HERE YOU GO, MAN. WE GOT TO GO NOW!

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?

THAT IS MY FUCKING PROBLEM!

OH. HA HA!

HEY, YOU GUYS, WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHANGE?

CONSIDER IT A BONUS, O.K., SON?

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

THANKS.

DON'T YOU MAKE ME DROP THIS FILM.

OW.

BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA, STAR.

WE ALMOST GOT MADE IN THERE.

I KNOW, HONEY, BUT WE GOT THE FILM.

FUCK THE FILM!

THE FUCKING FILM ALMOST FUCKED US PERMANENTLY.

I WOULDN'T PUT THE FUCKING POSSIBILITY

OF IT FUCKING US FURTHER OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND.

SIX TIMES. YOU JUST SAID FUCK OR FUCKING

SIX TIMES IN THREE SENTENCES.

- OHHH, OH, GREAT. - WHAT?

OH, GREAT. IT'S THE FUCKING COPS.

O.K., STAR? WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS REAL COOL,

COOL AS ICE CREAM.

THIS GUY PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL WE ARE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. I HAVE TO TELL YOU

THAT I NOTICED YOUR...

YOUR REGISTRATION STICKER

- IS GOING TO EXPIRE THIS MONTH. - WELL, YOU DON'T SAY.

HONEY, DIDN'T I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT JUST THE OTHER DAY?

YOU SURE DID, SWEETHEART,

AND I PUT THAT CHECK IN THE MAIL,

JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME.

WELL, YOU SEE, OFFICER? WE GOT EVERYTHING IN MOTION.

THIS CAR SHOULD BE LEGALIZED IN MERE DAYS,

AND YOU CAN REST ASSURED, OFFICER,

THAT WE'LL DO OUR PART IN KEEPING TO THE RULES AND REGULATIONS

THAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.

WELL... Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY, NOW.

- YOU, TOO, NOW. - DRIVE SAFE, NOW.

- O.K., NOW. - BYE-BYE, NOW.

- HE'S A NICE KID. - THANK GOD HE'S GONE.

I HOPE Y'ALL DON'T MIND ME ASKING,

BUT, UH... HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I SWEAR TO GOD, Y'ALL LOOK SO FAMILIAR TO ME.

I DON'T THINK SO, HONEY.

WE GOT TO GO. WE'LL BE LATE FOR CHURCH, NOW.

I SWEAR TO GOD,

I COULD HAVE SWORN I SEEN YOU ON THE TV.

O.K., O.K. I KNOW WHERE I SEEN YOU GUYS NOW.

HONEY, WHAT'S HE DOING?

GET OUT OF THE CAR REAL SLOW LIKE!

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD.

WHO THE HELL JUST SHOT THAT COP?

START DRIVING, OR YOU'RE NEXT, FUCKFACE.

JESUS. BILLY MACK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?

I'M NOT REALLY HAVING A VERY GOOD DAY TODAY,

SO DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH ME, O.K.?

YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER WITH THAT TATTOO, BILLY MACK,

AND I BET I CAN PULL THIS TRIGGER FASTER THAN YOU CAN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

PUT THAT DAMN GUN DOWN, STAR,

BEFORE I GET KILLED.

NO, WATTY. YOU PUT YOUR GUN DOWN.

LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE, O.K.?

AFTER BILLY BLOWS MY FUCKING HEAD OFF,

IT WON'T MATTER MUCH TO ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING, NOW, WILL IT?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POINT THAT GUN AT ME FOR?

I DON'T KNOW, BABY. JUST INSTINCT, I GUESS.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS ONLY GOING TO BLOW HIS DAMN BRAINS OUT

- ON YOUR ACCOUNT. - YOU GUYS BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP

BEFORE I KILL BOTH OF YOU, O.K.?

OH, YEAH, BILLY MACK. AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL BOTH OF US?

YEAH, BILLY. YOU MAY KILL ME BEFORE SHE KILLS YOU,

AND YOU MAY NOT,

BUT YOU'RE BOUND TO DIE EITHER WAY.

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN HERE.

O.K., BILLY? YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL US,

AND WE DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU,

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH A COP LYING HERE AND EVERYONE ALL AROUND,

SO WHY DON'T WE PUT OUR GUNS DOWN REAL EASY ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

O.K.?

O.K.

O.K.

O.K.

NOW, ALL TOGETHER.

[ALL] 1...2...

3.

JUST FUCKING REMEMBER THAT I CAN KILL ONE OF Y'ALL

BEFORE THE OTHER ONE GET TO ME.

THEN Y'ALL WILL BE SEPARATED. OOH!

- [SIREN APPROACHING] - DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR.

* THE SUNSET LIGHTS THE SKY *

* THERE'S A SHADOW UNDERNEATH *

* BLACK CLOUDS IN THE EAST *

* AND THERE'S TWISTERS UNDERNEATH *

STARLENE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

PUTTING ON MAKE-UP.

IN CASE WE GET KILLED OVER THERE,

I WANT TO MAKE DAMN SURE

I LOOK GOOD FOR THOSE CAMERAS.

YOU JUST REMEMBER, BILLY MACK,

IF YOU GOT TO DIE, DIE GOOD.

[INSECT TRAP BUZZING]

ALTO.

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

OH, WELL, WE'RE DOING JUST RIGHT FINE THERE, HOMBRE.

RIGHT, GUYS?

THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY. HOMBRE MEANS MAN.

YEAH, YEAH, AND WE'RE ALL REAL EXCITED

ABOUT PRACTICING OUR SPANISH, SEÑOR.

OH, THAT WAS GOOD.

- RIGHT, GUYS? - SI.

AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING

IN EQUINA, MEXICO, TODAY?

OH, YOU KNOW, BUYING STUFF.

[STAR] YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GO SHOPPING,

GET SOME LITTLE PIÑATAS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

OH, MY GOD! AAH! HA HA HA!

WHOOPS.

[STAR LAUGHING]

OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS!

LOOK WHAT I DID. GOD, LOOK WHAT I DID.

HA HA HA!

DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID?

OH, MY GOD! HA HA!

O.K. IF WE GO ON NOW THERE, SEÑOR?

HAVE A GOOD DAY IN EQUINA, MEXICO.

GRACIAS.

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

[HORN BLARES]

OH, SHIT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING GUN.

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING GUN.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I'LL BLOW HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT.

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING GUN.

DROP IT.

WATTY, DROP THAT FUCKING GUN, MAN.

DON'T DO IT, BILLY.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT, MAN.

WOO!

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

[WHISTLES]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR.

COME ON.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR.

YOU KNOW, I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU GUYS. [KICKS CAR DOOR SHUT]

YOU DID REAL GOOD BACK THERE.

I ALMOST FEEL LIKE WE'RE A TEAM AGAIN.

I ALMOST FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I GOT TO DO.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, BILLY.

NO. I FUCKING DO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, ASSHOLE,

SEE, 'CAUSE I GOT ALL THESE VOICES IN MY HEAD.

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING TO YOU, BILLY?

[GIVES SHOT]

THEY'RE TELLING ME, UH, TO GET MY ASS IN GEAR.

IS THAT COMFORTABLE, SWEETIE?

OH, GO TO HELL.

I'M ALREADY THERE, SWEETHEART,

AND YOU'RE GIVING ME A BLOW JOB.

PARTY'S OVER, KIDS.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY?

IT'S IN THE TRUNK, MAN.

YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT HER. I'M THE ONE YOU WANT.

I KNOW THAT, MAN! I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID!

GODDAMN, I'M THE KING OF MEXICO.

I'M THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD.

CAN WE JUST TALK, HUH, BILLY?

JUST YOU AND ME, MAN. JUST YOU AND ME.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, HUH?

DON'T YOU KNOW I'LL FUCKING BLOW HER BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW?

YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT HER, MAN.

YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT STARLENE. SHE'S YOUR FRIEND.

WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS A HIGH-PRESSURE SITUATION,

BUT REMEMBER, BILLY--

YOUR LIFE HAS ONLY AS MANY PRESSURES AS YOU CREATE.

[LAUGHING QUIETLY]

DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING SHOOT HER, MAN.

I MEAN, I SHOT SO MANY...

...I SHOT SO MANY PEOPLE TODAY.

BILLY, YOU REMEMBER BACK IN HUNTSVILLE, HUH?

ON "D" BLOCK?

REMEMBER WHEN THOSE GUYS FLUSHED YOUR HEAD DOWN THE TOILET,

KICKED YOU UP SOMETHING AWFUL?

YOU REMEMBER WHAT I DID?

SURE, I FUCKING REMEMBER, WATTY.

I WENT OUT AND BEAT THE SHIT

OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, MAN.

I KICKED THEIR ASSES. ME!

AND I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN!

DON'T THAT MEAN SOMETHING, BILLY?

HUH? DON'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING?

THAT'S PAST FUCKING HISTORY, WATTY.

THIS HERE'S THE PRESENT.

AND THE POINT IS, YOU FUCKED ME!

AND I'M SICK OF PEOPLE FUCKING WITH ME!

COME ON, MAN. TELL THE TRUTH.

YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING YOURSELF.

THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER, MAN.

YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. YOU LET HER GO.

I'LL GET YOU THE MONEY.

AND YOU AND ME, MAN, WE CAN HAVE IT OUT.

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, MAN.

I BEEN SPEEDING FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS.

I'M NOT THINKING VERY CLEARLY.

STAY THE FUCK BACK!

O.K., GO GET THAT FUCKING MONEY OUT OF THE CAR,

AND YOU BRING IT OVER HERE,

AND MAYBE I WON'T BLOW HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT.

AND DON'T FUCKING TRY ANY SHIT.

HEY, BILLY, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

A LITTLE EXPERIMENT, O.K.?

NO. FUCK THAT!

NOW I'M GOING TO REACH

INTO MY POCKET REAL SLOW LIKE, PULL OUT A DOLLAR BILL,

SO DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, ALL RIGHT?

- [COCKS GUN] - YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REFLEXES, BILLY?

I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.

SEE, PEOPLE'S REFLEXES ARE A LOT SLOWER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.

TAKE ME, FOR EXAMPLE. SEE THIS DOLLAR BILL IN MY RIGHT HAND?

I BET IF I DROP IT, MY LEFT AIN'T FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH IT.

NOW LET'S SEE.

YOU SEE THAT?

MY LEFT HAND DON'T KNOW WHAT MY RIGHT HAND IS DOING

BEFORE IT DOES IT, AND THEY'RE MY HANDS, MAN.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

NOW THINK ABOUT IF THOSE REFLEXES ARE SOMEONE ELSE'S.

THERE JUST AIN'T ENOUGH TIME TO REACT.

NOW LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT MY LEFT HAND

IS THAT FINGER ON YOUR TRIGGER,

AND MY RIGHT HAND IS ME.

THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE

THAT YOU CAN'T PULL THAT TRIGGER

BEFORE I KNOCK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[WHISPERING] CHECK IT OUT.

MOTHERFUCKER!

[GUNSHOTS]

UHH!

[GUNSHOT]

[CLICK]

I GOT YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[CLICK]

SHIT!

[GUNSHOT]

[GUN CLICKING]

FUCK.

WHO'S SITTING ON TOP OF THE FUCKING WORLD NOW, HUH?

HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?

- NOT YOU, BILLY. - [GIVES SHOT]

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

I JUST KILLED YOU, YOU ASSHOLE.

[SCREAMING]

[WATTY] I CHING HEXAGRAM 29, 6 AT THE TOP.

WHEN IN THE EXTREMITY OF DANGER,

A MAN LOSES HIS RIGHT WAY,

HE'S ENTANGLED IN HIS SINS

AND HAS NO MEANS OF ESCAPE.

WE HAD LOST OUR WAY,

BUT WE WOULD FIND OURSELVES IN MEXICO.

I WOULD WORK AS AN AUTO MECHANIC.

STAR WOULD APPEAR ON A MEXICAN TALK SHOW.

AND ALL OF THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES

OF A STRAIGHT NEW LIFE

WOULD SPREAD OUT BEFORE US

LIKE AN EVER-EXPANDING POOL OF BLOOD.

I THOUGHT OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD DIED...

...AND I COULD HEAR ALL OF THEIR VOICES

SCREAMING IN MY HEAD--

SCREAMING THAT DEATH...

...IS NOT SWEET.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE GOING.

I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHERE WE HAD BEEN.

BUT I KNEW THAT WE WERE GOING TOGETHER,

AND FOR JUST A FLEETING MOMENT,

I FELT THAT WE WERE FREE...

REALLY FREE.

* LOVE IS A BURNING THING

* AND IT MAKES A FIERY RING *

* BOUND BY WILD DESIRE

* I FELL INTO A RING OF FIRE *

* I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE *

* I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN *

* AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE *

* THE RING OF FIRE

* I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE *

* I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER *

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* WE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN', BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT *

* NOTHIN' CAN BE SOMETHIN' IF THE FEELING'S RIGHT *

* HOLDING ONTO SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT MINE *

* GOT TO GET TO HEAVEN, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME *

* SO COME ON

* SO COME ON *

* SO COME ON

* YEAH, BABY, COME ON

* LIGHT UP THE CITY, SET MY SOUL ON FIRE *

* COULDN'T GET ME WORRIED, COULDN'T GET ME HIGH *

* SCREAM FOR ME, BABY, 'CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN *

* GOT TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN *

* SO COME ON